WEBVTT 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:15.880 I know what you're thinking. 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:18.560 CableCash, what an awesome company! 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:21.640 But it used to be different. 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:24.480 CableCash's predecessor was called Networth. 00:00:24.560 --> 00:00:25.400 12 YEARS EARLIER 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.480 Founder Jutta Katz wanted to offer New Economy pioneers… 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:28.720 ABOUT US - THIS IS OUR TEAM 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:30.580 …an uncomplicated online payment option. 00:00:30.720 --> 00:00:32.920 But the technology behind it was so innovative, 00:00:33.040 --> 00:00:35.760 that Deutsche Bank hired two dubious consultants 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:37.500 to buy the company. 00:00:37.720 --> 00:00:40.040 Networth's software is the most 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.160 advanced digital payment application worldwide, 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:46.400 but digital payment will not replace traditional methods. 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:48.560 Continue, Magnus. Next slide. 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:50.960 Uh. We don't have any more. 00:00:54.400 --> 00:00:58.600 All right, that's exactly why Networth needs a strong partner like Deutsche Bank. 00:00:58.800 --> 00:01:00.560 Believe me, I know what I'm saying. 00:01:00.680 --> 00:01:02.680 I could use a strong partner too, right, Mr. Cramer? 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:05.160 NETWORTH TAKEOVER STRATEGY FUTURE PERSPECTIVE 00:01:05.240 --> 00:01:07.480 Well… Congratulations, Mrs. Katz! 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:11.120 The sale will make you very rich and Deutsche Bank very happy. 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:13.000 Did you fall asleep? 00:01:13.120 --> 00:01:15.280 Is that why you're motionless? 00:01:16.440 --> 00:01:19.560 No, I just think in a few years, cash will be completely gone 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:21.680 and that's why Networth will be just fine 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:24.200 without Deutsche Bank's Nazi money. 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:26.680 You'll have to forgive him. He's our IT guy, 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:28.760 as you can tell by the healthy basement tan. 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:30.800 Here's one for you. 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:33.040 Why shouldn't you worry 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:35.680 about a programmer giving away financial secrets 00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:37.680 to all of his friends? Hmm? 00:01:38.320 --> 00:01:39.640 Because he has no friends! 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:52.480 Spoiler alert! 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:54.280 The sale fell through. 00:01:54.440 --> 00:01:55.800 Networth went bankrupt, 00:01:55.880 --> 00:01:58.080 and was bought for one euro by… 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:01.280 Wait for it! Magnus Cramer and Felix Armand. 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:02.920 A rebranding campaign was launched… 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:04.080 "WE ARE A FAMILY, WE STICK TOGETHER" 00:02:04.160 --> 00:02:05.240 …to clean up the company's smutty image. Still 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:06.480 But, let's be honest, 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:11.280 what German company has ever made it to the top without a sketchy past. 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:21.280 Great. 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:25.040 Last week, you thought your face would be all over today's news. 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:29.520 And now, you're sitting in jail. Nice IPO, Felix. 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:31.560 STOCK EXCHANGE DEBTOR BREAKS RECORD 00:02:31.640 --> 00:02:33.720 COO of CableCash. 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:39.400 Hopefully, they didn't bust the mafia because of the * Hermann brothers, 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:41.840 or else you'll have much bigger problems. 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:44.080 …searched and arrested several suspects… 00:02:44.160 --> 00:02:45.160 Ah, *. 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.160 …including the head of the Visconti clan. 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:49.280 Sorry, can… can I turn this up? 00:02:52.480 --> 00:02:53.720 Visconti is now being… 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:55.080 TOP MEMBERS OF VISCONTI CLAN ARRESTED 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:56.960 …investigated on suspicion of laundering 00:02:57.120 --> 00:02:58.760 millions of euros and involvement 00:02:58.880 --> 00:03:00.440 in over 20 murder cases. 00:03:00.600 --> 00:03:02.920 I'm glad to see you. Thank you so much 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:05.560 for waiting. Maiwald. Chief Prosecutor. 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:08.920 -It was all a massive communication error. -Hmm. 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:12.160 This anonymous tip came in 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:14.920 saying we need to check a few poker websites 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:16.840 and online casinos for laundering. 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:18.800 And we found out your company 00:03:18.880 --> 00:03:20.080 -is the payment platform. -Uh-huh. 00:03:20.160 --> 00:03:22.000 So I tell my colleague, "Issue a summons 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:23.600 for a small irregularity." 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:24.640 PRIVATE NUMBER BERGAMO, ITALY 00:03:24.760 --> 00:03:26.160 And he types it in the system, right? 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.640 But then there's a software update… 00:03:28.760 --> 00:03:30.400 …and all the process numbers get changed. 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:32.640 So he types… Thanks. 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:35.480 He types in E807 instead of… 00:03:35.600 --> 00:03:37.000 -Mm-hmm. -…J807 or whatever, 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:39.280 and instead of getting a nice letter, 00:03:39.440 --> 00:03:41.120 you get led away with sirens and handcuffs… 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:43.120 …and then wind up in jail. 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:46.200 Ms. Maiwald, these things happen, right? 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:48.760 And hey, a little adventure is good for me. 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:53.720 They all must be congratulating you on your IPO. You'll get these right back. 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:55.680 Oh, as long as you're here… 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.800 You don't happen to know Mr. Umberto Visconti? 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:03.560 He has accounts with CableCash. Look. 00:04:05.600 --> 00:04:07.280 These are his bank statements. 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:10.840 Ah, that's funny. 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.240 These are old Networth accounts. 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:17.840 When we were pulling the receipts from this Biscotti, probably-- 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:20.360 -Visconti. -Visconti receipts, 00:04:20.440 --> 00:04:23.400 we must have missed them. We don't know our customers. We're just a platform. 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.480 CABLECASH - ONLINE GAMBLING - VISCONTI 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:29.680 Of course. Shit happens. 00:04:29.880 --> 00:04:31.720 Coffee? 00:04:32.440 --> 00:04:33.480 * you. 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.480 Well, it sounds like digitization 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:38.720 -is incredibly complicated. -Um. It's time that I go. 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:42.160 If someone finds out the DA's office 00:04:42.520 --> 00:04:45.640 is rounding up the innocent in handcuffs 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.760 because of a software update, it might unsettle some people. 00:04:49.840 --> 00:04:55.360 Especially when it's important people from a reputable German company. 00:04:55.440 --> 00:04:59.560 You guys are like the rock stars of the startup world, you see? 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:02.320 These people's business is extortion 00:05:02.440 --> 00:05:05.560 fraud, money laundering. The mafia, I mean. 00:05:05.640 --> 00:05:07.960 The Visconti boys have killed 26 or more… 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:09.560 -Wow. -…in the last six years. 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:12.080 Not the kind of guys you want to be in bed with. 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:16.400 Those would be serious accusations with no proof at all, don't you think? 00:05:16.760 --> 00:05:19.200 Yes, as I said, nothing like this will happen again. 00:05:19.280 --> 00:05:21.800 Unless, we have clear evidence. 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:25.520 -Ah. -I said, not a word until I'm here. 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:29.840 Article 136, Paragraph 1, Criminal Procedure Code? You heard of it? 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.640 That's for people who have committed real crimes. 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.200 And you'll freeze the Visconti accounts immediately. 00:05:35.280 --> 00:05:37.880 They'll be… You know what? They'll be flash-frozen. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:39.880 Arctic temperatures. 00:05:40.080 --> 00:05:41.000 A real ice age! 00:05:41.080 --> 00:05:43.280 Not a cent will flow through them, Ms. Maiwald. 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:45.800 No worries! 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:49.080 Felix, if this blows up, our IPO was just a short vacation. 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:51.160 We'll find a solution for their money. 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:52.720 78 MISSED CALLS 45 UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:54.320 I haven't reached Magnus since last night. 00:05:54.400 --> 00:05:57.160 He's probably already with them, drinking Lambrusco. 00:05:58.040 --> 00:06:01.520 * mafia! Give them an inch, they take a mile. 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:03.800 Let's go. 00:06:06.440 --> 00:06:07.720 They're a big client and sometimes 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:09.840 they want to talk directly with the boss. 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:12.040 Want one? It's gonna be a long flight. 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:14.400 I don't take that stuff, Mr. Armand. I have a history. 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:18.320 It's modafinil, for narcolepsy. It's medicine. Helps with anxiety. 00:06:18.400 --> 00:06:20.520 Sure, and then I'll be hooked again. 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:22.760 That's why I didn't finish school. 00:06:22.840 --> 00:06:24.840 -Sounds like an excuse. -Whatever. 00:06:25.960 --> 00:06:28.080 I chose the wrong people to hang with. 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.720 Now, you're hanging with the right ones. 00:06:30.840 --> 00:06:31.840 Am I? 00:06:33.760 --> 00:06:34.640 What? 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.240 Are you a good person? 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:41.880 I just want to know. It's not a moral question. 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:45.800 Yeah. Of course. 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:07.240 Hello, children. I am CableCash. 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.920 Grandma! Someone from Germany is here! 00:07:13.080 --> 00:07:14.080 Thanks. 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:18.800 Felice! The other CEO. 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:20.040 No, no, no! 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:24.200 I'm the COO. Only "OO." 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:27.400 Something like the boss's right hand. 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:32.800 Felix! 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:35.920 It's your fault 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:38.920 our boss is gone, so, now we're getting rid of yours. 00:07:39.280 --> 00:07:41.160 Magnus, do you have any… 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:43.760 …last words for us? 00:07:43.840 --> 00:07:45.960 He's also the CEO. 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:49.240 -You'll have to shoot us both. -Look how much he talks. 00:07:49.400 --> 00:07:52.480 He deserves to die, doesn't he? 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:54.600 Felix, help me! 00:08:03.280 --> 00:08:04.280 Works for me. 00:08:04.880 --> 00:08:05.920 What?! 00:08:06.080 --> 00:08:07.680 I'll do just fine without my boss. 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:14.000 Unlike you. 00:08:14.440 --> 00:08:17.760 I mean, sorry, but you can tell your boss is missing. 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:18.840 And now 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:21.160 you're just doing what you've seen in old mob movies. 00:08:21.280 --> 00:08:22.920 Shooting people, 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.040 laundering money in pizzerias and gelato shops. 00:08:25.840 --> 00:08:27.760 Like the old days, huh? 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:29.640 But back then, 00:08:29.760 --> 00:08:31.680 the exchange rate was still one to four, 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:35.640 so you got a clean 25 cents for every dirty euro. 00:08:36.160 --> 00:08:37.760 Now the exchange rate is what? 00:08:38.640 --> 00:08:39.720 One to ten? 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:43.120 Which means? 00:08:45.800 --> 00:08:47.760 -Ten cents! -Yes, exactly. 00:08:47.880 --> 00:08:50.400 Ten cents. Very good. He gets it. 00:08:50.880 --> 00:08:53.200 Soon there won't be any cash at all anymore. 00:08:53.280 --> 00:08:55.680 Then all of this is just worthless. 00:08:56.360 --> 00:08:58.720 Digitization isn't gonna stop for the mafia. 00:08:58.800 --> 00:09:00.640 Online casinos were just the beginning. 00:09:01.160 --> 00:09:04.360 What you need is a clean, publicly traded company 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:06.880 that has a banking license to launder for you. 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:10.480 We grow every quarter by 30%. 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:13.560 Who knows what that is annually? Go ahead? Huh? 00:09:13.680 --> 00:09:14.880 -Hmm? Well? -Um… 00:09:15.040 --> 00:09:17.000 -Double! -No! Better! 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:18.800 Each year, we grow by more than double. 00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:21.680 And if this keeps up, we'll be on the DAX. 00:09:21.920 --> 00:09:24.720 Last week alone, we signed contracts with 300 new customers. 00:09:24.920 --> 00:09:25.840 NEW CUSTOMERS 00:09:25.920 --> 00:09:27.720 I'm not talking about random consumers, like with PayPal. 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:30.320 No. It's all B2B. 00:09:30.760 --> 00:09:32.120 Business to business. 00:09:32.280 --> 00:09:34.560 Legitimate customers with a few extra transactions in their accounts. 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:35.720 NEW CUSTOMERS 00:09:35.800 --> 00:09:37.000 Just a click! 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:38.040 You know? 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.640 Money laundering 2.0. I mean, look around. 00:09:42.640 --> 00:09:44.920 Only when Umberto gets out of jail, 00:09:45.280 --> 00:09:49.000 only when the last gelato shop refuses your money, 00:09:49.160 --> 00:09:52.000 only when your children cry out hungry because you can't eat cash… 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:55.160 Only then… Only then… 00:09:57.080 --> 00:10:00.600 Only then will you understand it was the biggest 00:10:01.040 --> 00:10:02.480 mistake of your life 00:10:03.040 --> 00:10:05.080 -to kill your bank CEO. -Hmm. 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:08.520 Have you gone crazy? 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:09.760 -Sorry! -Oh, please! Leave me alone! 00:10:09.880 --> 00:10:11.720 -Are you crazy? -Stop pointing that. 00:10:11.800 --> 00:10:13.680 -Shut up, now! -Put down the gun. Put down. 00:10:13.760 --> 00:10:16.360 -You stop it, girl! -Drop it. 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:19.600 -Sit down, sit down. -Sascha, give her the gun. 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:21.840 Mamma mia! 00:10:22.920 --> 00:10:24.920 Who are you? 00:10:25.280 --> 00:10:27.680 You must be completely insane! 00:10:28.920 --> 00:10:31.600 -Heart stopped for a second. -I can't do this anymore. 00:10:31.800 --> 00:10:32.920 I thought that… 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:34.520 Don't worry, nothing happened. 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:37.320 Magnus, nothing happened. 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:41.920 Nothing's wrong with you. 00:10:42.040 --> 00:10:44.360 Everything's still intact. Take a drink. 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:45.880 Drink a coffee. Go on. There. 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:47.440 That's right, everything's fine. 00:10:47.560 --> 00:10:50.120 As I said, you'll have the money the day after tomorrow. 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:54.720 That sounds great. Would you give me your phone number? 00:10:54.800 --> 00:10:58.400 Oh, okay. I knew we had chemistry. 00:10:58.520 --> 00:11:00.320 If there is a problem… 00:11:00.520 --> 00:11:02.440 -…I can call you directly. -Mm-hmm. 00:11:02.800 --> 00:11:07.160 Um, 0-0-4-9-1-5-1… 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:10.920 …5-6-4-3-7-0-7-4. 00:11:11.800 --> 00:11:13.920 -Good. -I'll call you now. 00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:15.320 Okay. 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:17.360 Oh, wrong number. 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:22.040 How weird. That's strange. 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.880 How about I give you one more try? 00:11:32.640 --> 00:11:35.040 I'm sorry. Really. 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:38.000 Please. Excuse me. 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:46.920 Magnus. Come here! 00:11:53.360 --> 00:11:55.160 Sit down. 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:56.520 -Sit down, Magnus. -I don't want to. 00:11:56.760 --> 00:11:59.560 Nobody can take that away from me, you know? 00:12:00.520 --> 00:12:03.400 -That shit I just went through. -Hmm. 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:07.680 It's like I bathed in steel. 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:11.800 Dr. Cramer is indestructible! 00:12:12.160 --> 00:12:13.160 Yes! 00:12:13.920 --> 00:12:15.600 Successful IPO 00:12:15.680 --> 00:12:19.000 and surviving the mafia all in fewer than 24 hours, Felice. 00:12:19.200 --> 00:12:22.800 And what's this? Four pages on the CableCash genius? 00:12:22.880 --> 00:12:24.600 The German Elon Musk? 00:12:25.240 --> 00:12:29.240 Magnus! If we seek the spotlight now, CableCash is done for. 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:31.200 Everyone has us in their sights. 00:12:31.280 --> 00:12:33.080 The press, the government, 00:12:33.160 --> 00:12:36.640 the * DA's office. They're all staring at us. 00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:38.160 Listen here, my friend. 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:44.440 Because I shine they're all blinded. 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:49.760 I have to piss. 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.480 "Did Cramer simply marry into a rich family?" 00:12:57.560 --> 00:13:00.440 "No, he did it all on his own." 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:10.160 The whole world is full of security gaps. 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:12.320 What does that even mean? 00:13:12.400 --> 00:13:15.320 Listen, it's the big stage now, so no one's looking behind the curtain. 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:16.960 Maletzki got us 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:18.880 into the Forum. 00:13:19.040 --> 00:13:20.280 Why is your hand so wet? 00:13:20.520 --> 00:13:22.400 Global Economic Forum, Geneva. Heard of it? 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:24.840 We've heard of it. 00:13:24.920 --> 00:13:27.960 The Global Economic Forum in Geneva is Moneypalooza. 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.480 It's where go-to guys…. 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:31.560 …has-beens and newcomers meet. 00:13:31.640 --> 00:13:34.560 If you want to prove your startup is more than just bullshit, 00:13:34.680 --> 00:13:36.160 Geneva's the place to be. 00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:38.760 If you get to speak here, you've made it. 00:13:38.880 --> 00:13:40.400 Felix, we made it! 00:13:40.520 --> 00:13:42.600 Too big to fail. 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:45.640 Are you completely nuts, Magnus? What are we going to say there? 00:13:46.040 --> 00:13:50.160 Do you want me to cancel it? So I'm not in the spotlight? 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:52.880 Come on, are you jealous of me? 00:13:53.160 --> 00:13:54.600 -That doesn't suit you. - No. 00:13:54.760 --> 00:13:56.160 It makes you unlikeable. 00:13:57.560 --> 00:13:59.400 Focus on the new customers instead. 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:05.840 Okay, everyone listen up! 00:14:05.920 --> 00:14:07.920 Everyone get up and huddle together. 00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:10.760 Everyone up and huddle together! 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:15.600 Our good IPO is no reason to lean back now and relax. 00:14:15.880 --> 00:14:18.040 The investors expect results. 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:21.440 Here, new customer acquisition scripts. I am expecting 00:14:21.520 --> 00:14:26.320 from you 300 new customer contracts in the next two days. 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:28.560 What, how, Felix? How are we going to do that? 00:14:29.800 --> 00:14:31.800 Hello, hope you're having… 00:14:31.880 --> 00:14:33.400 …a wonderful day. Felix Armand here from CableCash. 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.360 We don't need one big customer, we need to penetrate the entire market. 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:39.160 We're going for small businesses. 00:14:39.240 --> 00:14:42.760 Bookstores, bakeries, nail salons. 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:43.920 I don't give a *. 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:48.360 I was wondering if you've transitioned to digital payment yet? 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:50.400 No, and I don't think we need to. 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:53.200 We have to make it clear that cash is going to vanish. 00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:55.320 They switch to digital payment now, 00:14:55.400 --> 00:14:56.720 or in a few years, they're finished. 00:14:56.840 --> 00:15:00.080 I know it'll be hard. We're not all sales geniuses like Alexis. 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:03.960 But if we push ourselves and work together, 00:15:04.040 --> 00:15:05.880 we can handle this! 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:08.800 CableCash is there for you! 00:15:08.880 --> 00:15:11.360 CableCash needs you now! 00:15:12.040 --> 00:15:14.240 Let's go get those clients, you guys! 00:15:16.280 --> 00:15:17.880 Listen, you may not 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:21.600 realize it yet, but today over half your products are sold online. 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.200 -Bye! -Bye! 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:25.480 You want to be a modern company. 00:15:25.880 --> 00:15:28.280 No one stashes wads of money in a safe anymore. 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:30.360 We have a deal? 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:33.600 Mr. Armand, I'll be totally frank 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:35.120 with you, we don't need it. 00:15:35.280 --> 00:15:37.880 My customers like to pay cash. 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:42.320 Okay. Okay. No problem. Have a good one. 00:15:44.920 --> 00:15:46.200 Shit! 00:15:49.400 --> 00:15:50.960 Ma'am, your card isn't working. 00:15:51.040 --> 00:15:54.000 I know, I know. Thank you. Bye. 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:56.880 Next time… 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:59.240 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.200 ANGELA VISCONTI CALLING 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:06.440 Despite an already fantastic IPO, 00:16:06.520 --> 00:16:07.520 CABLECASH ON THE RISE 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:10.960 CableCash's stock seems to be only taking off just now. 00:16:11.040 --> 00:16:12.360 Fund managers across Europe… 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:13.480 FRANKFURT STOCK EXCHANGE 00:16:13.640 --> 00:16:16.600 …are scrambling to buy the stock. Now, we'll have to wait and see 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:18.480 if the market newcomer can meet the immense expectations… 00:16:19.760 --> 00:16:22.000 …when it presents its Q1 figures. 00:16:22.520 --> 00:16:23.720 Where's my money? 00:16:23.800 --> 00:16:25.600 If it's not in the account soon, 00:16:25.680 --> 00:16:28.360 I'm going to start cutting off your fingers 00:16:28.480 --> 00:16:30.120 -one after the other. Got it? -Yes, yes. 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:32.840 Signora Visconti, I understand your anger. 00:16:32.920 --> 00:16:36.400 I'll go straight to IT. I'm sure it's just a technical hiccup. 00:16:36.680 --> 00:16:39.600 It'll be solved by the end of the week. I'm very sorry. 00:16:41.160 --> 00:16:43.400 -Jutta! What are you doing here? -Hmm. 00:16:43.600 --> 00:16:45.480 Felix! So nice of you to come. 00:16:45.560 --> 00:16:48.840 Felix. Shoes. 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:53.520 Yeah, um… Magnus, we have, uh, a little problem. 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:55.680 I always say, as long as you can solve it 00:16:55.880 --> 00:16:57.880 without killing anyone, it's not a problem. 00:16:58.040 --> 00:17:01.400 -I'm not so sure about that. -Seems to be going well for you. 00:17:01.800 --> 00:17:04.080 Magnus already told me the good news. 00:17:04.560 --> 00:17:07.920 Your own panel at the Forum in Geneva. Kudos! 00:17:08.120 --> 00:17:09.400 Crazy, isn't it? 00:17:10.320 --> 00:17:12.680 In the past, I… Oh. 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:16.120 In the past, I'd have done anything for it. 00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:18.880 But I've got better things to do now than perform 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:20.120 for the world's elite. 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:22.400 Of course. It only makes sense to present 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.200 if you have some big news. 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:26.280 I've seen companies go up in flames there. 00:17:26.360 --> 00:17:28.240 We're going to announce the new numbers, right, Felix? 00:17:28.600 --> 00:17:29.480 Yes. 00:17:29.560 --> 00:17:31.840 With the contract from the federal government. 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:34.280 We turned that down. 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:37.840 -Turned it down? -My people did the math. 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:39.880 It ends up costing you money. 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:44.000 State offices only bill about seven passports per week digitally. 00:17:44.080 --> 00:17:45.120 Nationwide. 00:17:45.840 --> 00:17:50.400 In Germany, cash is king. You'll have to be a major provider 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:53.920 to survive in digital banking. Oh, but who am I telling? 00:17:54.040 --> 00:17:55.880 Don't look at me like that. 00:17:57.360 --> 00:18:01.720 Deutsche Bank doesn't really expect you to survive the quarter. 00:18:02.520 --> 00:18:06.240 The Forum, come on, bullshit. You have nothing to present! 00:18:06.600 --> 00:18:10.680 Before you ruin the ratings for all of us and crash and burn, 00:18:10.760 --> 00:18:12.720 we want to offer to buy you out. 00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:16.760 If you negotiate well, there'd even be a position for you. 00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:19.520 Chief of Digital & Innovation or something. 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:22.280 For Felix I'm sure we'll find something in IT. 00:18:25.360 --> 00:18:26.440 Tell me, Jutta. 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:29.480 Do you think we're for sale? 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:32.400 Do you think we do this just for the cash? 00:18:34.640 --> 00:18:38.520 Magnus. This is the best thing that could happen to you. 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:42.600 In Geneva, at best, everyone will see you're just two pompous *s 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:44.880 without a single legitimate customer. 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:48.880 Felix, tell her. 00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:50.680 What do you want me to tell her? 00:18:50.800 --> 00:18:52.320 Three hundred new customers since IPO. 00:18:54.320 --> 00:18:56.400 In just two weeks, Jutta. 00:18:56.960 --> 00:19:00.480 We have by far the best product on the market. 00:19:00.560 --> 00:19:02.480 Not a single security gap. 00:19:02.560 --> 00:19:05.560 Thirty-percent growth in just one quarter! 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:09.080 In a year we'll be listed on the DAX. 00:19:10.040 --> 00:19:11.200 And then… 00:19:11.520 --> 00:19:13.880 we'll buy you. 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:19.320 Come, Mahatma. let's give Felix craniosacral therapy. 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:20.760 Just a moment, please. 00:19:22.280 --> 00:19:23.840 If Katz goes public with this, 00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:25.680 we'll be in the spotlight again! 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:27.320 What do you have against the spotlight? 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:29.760 The Mafia is opposed to it, for one. 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:33.240 For the last two days, I've called every company in Germany 00:19:33.320 --> 00:19:35.440 and only gotten 12 new contracts. 00:19:35.560 --> 00:19:37.560 That's not enough to get Visconti her money, 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:40.560 let alone to present made-up figures for the Forum! 00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:43.600 And you're bragging to Katz about sales we don't even have? 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:45.040 You did it with Visconti. 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:48.280 -To save your life! -Oh. 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:50.040 I like to think I saved you. 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:51.360 Magnus, it's the Mafia. 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:54.080 They'll kill us, and that's the end of CableCash. 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:56.640 Although the point is irrelevant because we'll be dead! 00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:58.320 Felix, you're being a little paranoid. 00:19:58.600 --> 00:20:02.040 Relax, man, the stock is going up, we've got money. 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:04.680 Invent the companies. We'll be good. 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:06.520 Invent the companies? 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:08.800 Your geomancer is going to shit some out for us? 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:12.320 You didn't forget my housewarming party this weekend, did you? 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:15.160 Speedos, anyone? 00:20:15.800 --> 00:20:18.320 Frankie, you coming too? Six o'clock. 00:20:21.520 --> 00:20:24.120 Mahatma! The room won't wait for us. 00:20:26.560 --> 00:20:27.800 You better do me. 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:29.800 You can't make my daughter any more beautiful. 00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:32.120 -Done? -Good. 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.180 …a straw. And it's very special. It's by the artist Lukas Müller. 00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:40.400 You can get straws in supermarkets. This is art. 00:20:40.520 --> 00:20:45.160 Now let's ask the burning question, what is this straw worth? 00:20:45.520 --> 00:20:48.520 As always… 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:49.640 …the golden rule is… 00:20:49.760 --> 00:20:52.280 …it's worth what someone is willing to pay for it. 00:20:52.360 --> 00:20:55.200 -Christian, you *! -Yes, but our view… 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:02.080 I hope I'm not bugging you. 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:06.200 I know the icing is a bit gauche, but it's sort of a passion of mine. 00:21:06.280 --> 00:21:08.880 -I'm your new neighbor. -I know exactly who you are. 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:10.440 Oh, yeah? 00:21:10.600 --> 00:21:12.440 The *wit from Glamy. 00:21:14.080 --> 00:21:17.320 We're having a little party, a little housewarming thing-- 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:19.840 Look, the big boys aren't going to tolerate you 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:21.400 with your Internet money. 00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:23.240 We don't like new money around here. 00:21:23.520 --> 00:21:25.720 What happens to a guy who gets lucky once? 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:28.960 Next time, he's out of luck. 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:33.440 -My wife and I-- -Go back to your house, 00:21:33.840 --> 00:21:37.640 and stick your * in your cake while it's still warm. 00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:44.440 Hello! 00:21:45.040 --> 00:21:46.680 Hi, neighbor. 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:49.360 I have a cake. 00:21:50.120 --> 00:21:54.840 We're having a little housewarming party. Maybe you'd like to come. 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:57.760 -Hey! -Huh? 00:21:57.840 --> 00:21:59.280 Aren't you the guy from CableCash? 00:22:07.800 --> 00:22:09.600 -You're still here. -Oh, wow… 00:22:09.880 --> 00:22:12.880 I was just telling Sammy how nice it'd be if Felix came home 00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:14.720 because he'd ruin our breakfast. 00:22:14.800 --> 00:22:16.680 I have other problems right now. 00:22:16.760 --> 00:22:18.960 You're killing yourself to please some idiot. 00:22:19.040 --> 00:22:20.720 It didn't work with our brother or Dad. 00:22:20.800 --> 00:22:23.840 I do it to earn a living, not to please anyone. 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:25.840 You do everything to please someone. 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:27.520 -Yeah? -Yes. Sorry. 00:22:27.840 --> 00:22:28.840 You know, 00:22:28.920 --> 00:22:31.680 it's so funny. You grew up to be just like 00:22:31.760 --> 00:22:34.240 the capitalists you used to protest when you were 16. 00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:38.000 Yeah, sure. You know what? There are only three options. 00:22:38.080 --> 00:22:41.320 A, you let capitalism * you, like most people. 00:22:41.520 --> 00:22:44.200 B, you * capitalism, like me. 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.160 Or C, you act as if it doesn't affect you. 00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:51.600 But if you choose C, you'd really have to buy a tent. 00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:55.040 Wait, you can't buy one. You have to find a tent. A used one. 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:57.160 Although that won't work either. No. 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:01.360 Wait, you strangle a wild cow only using your hands, 00:23:01.520 --> 00:23:04.520 skin it, make a tent out of that, 00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:07.160 then you walk into the desert with it. 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:10.120 That's when you can hold up a mirror to me. 00:23:10.280 --> 00:23:12.800 Not my fancy mirror you use to put your eyeliner under your eyes. 00:23:13.040 --> 00:23:14.320 It goes above your eyes. 00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:15.880 Oh, okay. 00:23:16.360 --> 00:23:18.120 And tomorrow, you're really gone! 00:23:23.120 --> 00:23:24.440 It can't be that hard. 00:23:24.520 --> 00:23:27.640 Everyone wants money. And you've got money. 00:23:30.680 --> 00:23:33.880 Maybe you don’t need 300 new customers, 00:23:34.040 --> 00:23:37.960 maybe you just need one big investor who doesn’t worry about 00:23:38.120 --> 00:23:39.200 getting her returns in cash. 00:23:39.280 --> 00:23:40.800 DEAR AMIRA WALLACE, I HAVE A LARGE AMOUNT OF CASH 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:44.920 But you should find out if you can trust her first. 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:47.440 HELLO AMIRA, SHALL WE MEET IN PERSON TOMORROW EVENING 00:23:47.520 --> 00:23:49.800 TO DISCUSS A POTENTIAL INVESTMENT? KIND REGARDS, FELIX ARMAND 00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:08.920 This installation is called "The Market." 00:24:10.120 --> 00:24:11.360 He's playing the stock market. 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:14.480 Hey, buddy! What about CableCash, huh? 00:24:16.040 --> 00:24:19.360 He's still causing trouble. Maybe we have to sedate him. 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:21.960 Investors hate short sellers. Told you so. 00:24:23.160 --> 00:24:25.440 The digital payment sector is oversaturated. 00:24:25.520 --> 00:24:27.240 PayPal, Deutsche Bank, Alipay. 00:24:27.320 --> 00:24:29.200 That only leaves CableCash and their customers 00:24:29.320 --> 00:24:31.760 who are unwilling to follow big providers' rules. 00:24:31.840 --> 00:24:34.280 *, illegal gamblers, and the like. 00:24:34.360 --> 00:24:35.920 It looks like a legit startup bank, 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:38.320 but it's just an online bank for criminals. 00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:40.400 And I can almost prove it. 00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:42.480 It's your first time alone and you already think 00:24:42.560 --> 00:24:45.440 you're the Erin Brockovich of hedge fund managers. 00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:48.960 Focus on finding a long-term career instead. 00:24:49.040 --> 00:24:51.040 A hit here, a flop there. 00:24:51.120 --> 00:24:54.400 With some luck, you might become Julia Roberts. 00:24:54.600 --> 00:24:56.480 We should invest double. At least. 00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.440 We need to make it worthwhile. 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:05.640 I'll quadruple it. 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.040 But if you're wrong on this, 00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.720 you'll pay the difference out of your own pocket. 00:25:11.560 --> 00:25:13.320 That's like, five million euros. 00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:16.760 I don't have that. 00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:20.400 You must have rich parents, like everyone in this business. 00:25:32.260 --> 00:25:34.820 This isn't Amira Wallace, 00:25:34.900 --> 00:25:36.660 and she doesn't have rich parents. 00:25:36.740 --> 00:25:38.780 But when she tells her Nigerian-investor-father story… 00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:42.140 …no one asks questions. 00:25:42.340 --> 00:25:43.940 Sheila is a short seller. 00:25:44.020 --> 00:25:47.340 Short selling is about the riskiest move on the market. 00:25:47.460 --> 00:25:49.700 Imagine it like this… 00:25:49.980 --> 00:25:51.060 She bets money on outcomes… 00:25:52.140 --> 00:25:53.500 …no one expects. 00:25:53.580 --> 00:25:56.340 Like Germany losing to England in soccer. 00:25:56.500 --> 00:25:58.460 But if it does happen, she gets very rich. 00:25:59.740 --> 00:26:02.140 The less likely the event, the higher the profit margin. 00:26:02.220 --> 00:26:03.260 Five, four… 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:06.300 For example, this man, in January 1986, 00:26:06.340 --> 00:26:07.900 bet that the Challenger… 00:26:08.020 --> 00:26:09.860 …would explode less than two minutes after takeoff 00:26:09.980 --> 00:26:11.580 and all the astronauts would die. 00:26:11.700 --> 00:26:13.260 It may not be very ethical… 00:26:13.380 --> 00:26:16.380 …but now he owns the island next to Jeffrey Epstein's. 00:26:16.540 --> 00:26:18.060 So, he is still able to look… 00:26:18.140 --> 00:26:19.020 …down on someone. 00:26:19.180 --> 00:26:21.100 You can bet your money on almost anything. 00:26:21.300 --> 00:26:24.420 If you don't have any, you have to borrow some. 00:26:24.700 --> 00:26:27.180 Then you just have to find someone to take the bet. 00:26:27.500 --> 00:26:30.020 And what do you envision? 00:26:30.260 --> 00:26:32.900 I sell at 25 at the end of the quarter. 00:26:32.980 --> 00:26:35.940 So I get 50 million from you for the stock portfolio. 00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:44.460 This is a very tempting offer for us. 00:26:45.060 --> 00:26:49.740 Are you sure you want to bet so much against CableCash? I mean, it's crazy. 00:26:49.940 --> 00:26:52.940 I've done this before, so if you're not interested, 00:26:53.020 --> 00:26:54.820 we have a meeting at 2:00 p.m. 00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:56.340 with another hedge fund. 00:26:56.420 --> 00:26:58.260 Maybe they have smarter people. 00:27:00.620 --> 00:27:01.700 May I? 00:27:02.460 --> 00:27:03.420 Sure. 00:27:11.620 --> 00:27:13.460 -Okay. Thanks. -The stock 00:27:13.620 --> 00:27:16.180 will likely quintuple in two months because of bullish investors 00:27:16.340 --> 00:27:17.980 like you driving it up. 00:27:18.460 --> 00:27:20.620 While you're celebrating the healthy P/E ratio, 00:27:20.700 --> 00:27:24.180 I'll have enough evidence to show the whole business is full of shit. 00:27:26.420 --> 00:27:29.420 And by the end of the quarter, the stock will be two euros. Thanks. 00:27:41.540 --> 00:27:45.020 I have an investor, I have the bankers, and an insider. 00:27:45.620 --> 00:27:47.940 Now, I just need someone to publish my research. 00:27:49.540 --> 00:27:52.980 Market manipulation. People go to jail for that. 00:27:53.940 --> 00:27:56.380 I get info from you, it's manipulation. 00:27:56.460 --> 00:27:58.420 You get information from me, it's journalism, right? 00:27:59.660 --> 00:28:03.100 This is front-page stuff. You'll get a medal of honor. 00:28:05.860 --> 00:28:07.340 I'm so close to this Armand guy. 00:28:08.980 --> 00:28:10.460 If you want to kill the beast, 00:28:10.540 --> 00:28:13.220 you have to silence the singing candlestick. 00:28:13.340 --> 00:28:15.700 Two more meetings and he'll tell me everything. 00:28:16.300 --> 00:28:17.260 Don't underestimate him. 00:28:17.340 --> 00:28:19.940 We have to kill them before they're too big. 00:28:20.020 --> 00:28:21.660 Hopefully in the first quarter. 00:28:22.820 --> 00:28:25.980 That's what you do, huh? Kill things in the first quarter. 00:28:28.220 --> 00:28:29.540 It was some cells. 00:28:31.180 --> 00:28:32.260 My body, my choice. 00:28:33.100 --> 00:28:35.060 My newspaper, my choice. 00:28:35.620 --> 00:28:37.740 Wow! Yeah. 00:28:38.020 --> 00:28:40.180 I remember why I mainly liked your body. 00:28:42.820 --> 00:28:45.940 I'll leave this here? 00:28:46.020 --> 00:28:49.620 Maybe you'll find "Smooth Tom," from the old days. 00:28:49.940 --> 00:28:54.380 The guy who wanted more than playground moms swooning over him. 00:28:59.540 --> 00:29:00.580 Look at it. 00:29:01.500 --> 00:29:03.620 I'm off to meet the singing candlestick. 00:29:22.500 --> 00:29:24.980 Okay, I'm so incredibly sorry. 00:29:25.060 --> 00:29:28.220 I talked to IT. Everything will work again on Monday. 00:29:28.300 --> 00:29:29.420 Monday, I swear. 00:29:29.540 --> 00:29:32.420 Everything's good. No problem! 00:29:33.380 --> 00:29:34.340 People, I… 00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:38.100 We can talk like civilized people. 00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:39.820 We're not criminals, right? 00:29:39.940 --> 00:29:42.340 Or are you Fabian? Till? 00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:45.580 Tell me who I'm dealing with! 00:29:45.860 --> 00:29:50.260 Is this about the offer? Or… is it a financial crimes thing? 00:29:50.540 --> 00:29:53.940 These are not methods German law enforcement can use 00:29:54.020 --> 00:29:56.620 against upstanding taxpayers, okay? 00:29:56.700 --> 00:29:59.660 And I pay a ton of taxes! I want to say that on record. 00:29:59.740 --> 00:30:01.500 I pay so much on my taxes, okay? 00:30:01.580 --> 00:30:04.340 And my lawyer will sue-- 00:30:05.580 --> 00:30:09.620 Are you a * lunatic? 00:30:09.940 --> 00:30:11.180 I had to talk to you, 00:30:11.260 --> 00:30:13.380 and if didn't kidnap you, you would've never made time for me. 00:30:13.460 --> 00:30:14.780 What do you want from me? 00:30:14.860 --> 00:30:17.540 Just to tell you I'm officially Austrian Intelligence now. 00:30:17.620 --> 00:30:19.100 -Can you believe it? -Okay, I believe you! 00:30:19.180 --> 00:30:22.300 And I need data, of course. But listen. 00:30:22.780 --> 00:30:24.580 -What data? -Customer data. 00:30:25.020 --> 00:30:28.260 Come on. I know CableCash collects all kind of customer data. 00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:30.780 Who buys * online from Banana-Milf? 00:30:30.860 --> 00:30:34.300 Who does business with the Mafia? Felix, whatever you have. 00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:36.420 Do you know how hard it is to get that stuff? 00:30:36.660 --> 00:30:40.140 Data privacy is bullshit. I don't know what people are so afraid of. 00:30:40.580 --> 00:30:43.700 -Why do you want it? What do you want... -Let us worry about that. 00:30:43.940 --> 00:30:46.260 You help us and we'll help you. 00:30:50.380 --> 00:30:51.860 "Kunkelmann Tire Service"? 00:30:51.940 --> 00:30:52.900 Yeah. 00:30:52.980 --> 00:30:54.420 If things start to get dicey. 00:30:54.500 --> 00:30:58.300 Or if you have someone who urgently needs their tires changed. 00:30:58.380 --> 00:31:01.140 -If you know what I mean. -I have no idea what you mean. 00:31:01.860 --> 00:31:05.620 If I need help, it won't be from Austrian Intelligence. Thanks. 00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:06.660 Thanks so much. 00:31:07.620 --> 00:31:12.180 A tip, Felix. Always be careful when you accept a drink from anyone. 00:31:12.900 --> 00:31:16.180 -It may have Novichok in it. -You're a moron. 00:31:16.340 --> 00:31:17.900 -Goodbye. -What? 00:31:18.700 --> 00:31:20.260 -I want to get out. -Yeah? 00:31:20.380 --> 00:31:21.460 Go ahead. 00:31:21.940 --> 00:31:23.140 I can't. The door is locked. 00:31:24.900 --> 00:31:26.580 -I want out now. -Hey, come on, it's funny. 00:31:26.660 --> 00:31:29.260 -I'll start to scream, dude, I swear. -Okay, try. 00:31:31.580 --> 00:31:35.220 Help! 00:31:44.940 --> 00:31:46.140 Magda? 00:31:54.660 --> 00:31:58.140 JUST POPPED OUT TO STRANGLE THE WILD COW -MAGDA 00:32:13.460 --> 00:32:15.060 Rough day at the office? 00:32:15.140 --> 00:32:16.700 Sammy, what the *! 00:32:17.700 --> 00:32:20.540 That was awkward for both of us. 00:32:20.620 --> 00:32:23.300 Why are you here? I thought you guys left. 00:32:23.540 --> 00:32:27.140 Next time, maybe can you go to your bedroom? 00:32:29.500 --> 00:32:31.860 -Where is your mom? -Handling something. 00:32:32.060 --> 00:32:34.580 She said you'd have fun playing daddy. 00:32:35.100 --> 00:32:37.220 No. No, no, no. Sammy. Sammy. 00:32:37.340 --> 00:32:40.860 Do you know how many different roles I have to play every day? 00:32:41.860 --> 00:32:42.980 For my boss? 00:32:43.420 --> 00:32:45.500 For customers and employees? 00:32:46.220 --> 00:32:49.300 For the public prosecutor and the * Italian mafia? 00:32:49.420 --> 00:32:51.700 I can't take care of you too, Sammy! 00:32:54.620 --> 00:32:58.140 Magda said I should take care of you. 00:32:58.700 --> 00:33:01.020 Here. Enjoy. 00:33:02.820 --> 00:33:05.140 Oh, and you know… 00:33:05.860 --> 00:33:09.940 sometimes it helps to picture everyone having to play different roles. 00:33:10.380 --> 00:33:12.980 For example, the public prosecutor is more than that. 00:33:13.060 --> 00:33:15.380 She could be a wife, or maybe even a mother. 00:33:15.780 --> 00:33:18.940 And your employees are other people when they're not at work. 00:33:19.420 --> 00:33:20.620 You whine too much. 00:33:24.340 --> 00:33:25.540 He’s probably right. 00:33:25.900 --> 00:33:27.780 You search half the world for new customers, 00:33:27.860 --> 00:33:30.260 when they are right under your nose. 00:33:30.540 --> 00:33:32.860 Listen to me, Alex, we need to create a few companies. 00:33:33.020 --> 00:33:35.740 -A few? Two? Three? -No, lots more. 00:33:35.900 --> 00:33:39.700 As long as we register all the companies and pay tax on the revenue, 00:33:39.780 --> 00:33:41.380 no one will take a closer look. 00:33:41.460 --> 00:33:42.540 Meeting, now. 00:33:43.580 --> 00:33:45.540 -Now. -Hey! Felix! 00:33:46.140 --> 00:33:47.380 Little conference room. 00:33:48.500 --> 00:33:49.700 -Now? -Now. 00:33:51.020 --> 00:33:52.460 Okay, thanks. 00:33:52.540 --> 00:33:54.580 If you can trust anyone, it's your own family. 00:33:54.900 --> 00:33:56.020 MEETING! NOW! 00:33:58.900 --> 00:34:01.060 In the end, everyone wins. 00:34:01.940 --> 00:34:04.420 Visconti's account has clean money in it… 00:34:05.740 --> 00:34:08.060 …CableCash gets solid growth in their books 00:34:08.180 --> 00:34:09.860 and the employees get a little commission. 00:34:11.620 --> 00:34:13.340 Win, win, win. 00:34:13.980 --> 00:34:15.980 Made up customers. 00:34:16.060 --> 00:34:18.020 So simple even Magnus 00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:19.860 can grasp it's… 00:34:20.700 --> 00:34:21.820 simplicity. 00:34:24.540 --> 00:34:26.220 TOTAL BALANCE - TODAY 11.975.022,40 € 00:34:26.340 --> 00:34:27.260 12.000.000,00 € 00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:39.180 TO ANGELA VISCONTI - DEAR MRS. VISCONTI, THE MONEY IS ON ITS WAY. CIAO, FELICE 00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:53.740 Oh, Magnus! 00:34:55.100 --> 00:34:58.580 Felice. 00:35:00.380 --> 00:35:01.420 Prego! 00:35:01.520 --> 00:35:04.040 Look here, the Immendorff monkeys. 00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:09.400 I can't help but think of the two of us when I look at them. 00:35:10.200 --> 00:35:13.520 Magnus, I have the plan to launder the Visconti money. 00:35:14.160 --> 00:35:16.080 -Basically-- -Well? 00:35:16.160 --> 00:35:17.400 Hi! 00:35:18.120 --> 00:35:20.200 Showing off your monkeys again?