WEBVTT 00:00:03.758 --> 00:00:05.760 There's a lot of good things about weekends: 00:00:05.802 --> 00:00:08.263 no school, cartoons. 00:00:08.304 --> 00:00:10.640 But the best thing about weekends is having a neighbor 00:00:10.682 --> 00:00:13.685 like old Mrs. Jansen. 00:00:20.316 --> 00:00:21.609 Trick or treat! 00:00:21.651 --> 00:00:23.611 Oh, my! Look at 00:00:23.653 --> 00:00:26.197 what nice costumes you have! 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:28.992 Here's two for you 00:00:29.034 --> 00:00:30.201 and two for you. 00:00:30.243 --> 00:00:31.870 There. 00:00:31.911 --> 00:00:33.413 Thank you, Mrs. Jansen. 00:00:33.455 --> 00:00:34.664 Good-bye. 00:00:37.459 --> 00:00:39.419 Hey, before you condemn us, 00:00:39.461 --> 00:00:41.296 we're the only kids who even talk to her. 00:00:41.296 --> 00:00:42.797 So if it wasn't for us, 00:00:42.839 --> 00:00:45.300 she would have no human contact at all. 00:00:50.472 --> 00:00:52.390 We shoveled your walkway. 00:00:52.432 --> 00:00:54.225 Oh! 00:00:54.267 --> 00:00:55.310 It looks wonderful. 00:00:55.310 --> 00:00:58.021 Let me get my purse. 00:00:58.063 --> 00:01:01.149 Okay, now you can condemn us. 00:01:34.891 --> 00:01:37.268 It's killing me! I'm so close! 00:01:38.103 --> 00:01:40.021 Get your hand out of there! 00:01:40.063 --> 00:01:41.272 I can't! 00:01:42.941 --> 00:01:44.734 Ow! 00:01:44.776 --> 00:01:46.111 All right! 00:01:46.152 --> 00:01:46.861 I got it! 00:01:52.367 --> 00:01:57.372 Honey, it's... nice. 00:01:57.413 --> 00:01:58.665 It's a potato bank. 00:01:59.749 --> 00:02:01.417 I made it. 00:02:03.378 --> 00:02:05.171 Now, you can each get me something, 00:02:05.213 --> 00:02:06.631 or you can put your money together 00:02:06.673 --> 00:02:09.634 and get me... um, I don't know. 00:02:09.676 --> 00:02:12.095 Oh, well, now, look at that. 00:02:12.137 --> 00:02:14.264 A foot massager. 00:02:14.305 --> 00:02:16.432 Hey, and it's only $25. 00:02:16.474 --> 00:02:18.184 And you've got, uh, $30 00:02:18.184 --> 00:02:19.185 between you? 00:02:19.185 --> 00:02:20.937 Huh. 00:02:20.979 --> 00:02:23.273 Well, I'm sure whatever you get me, I'll love it. 00:02:23.314 --> 00:02:24.983 Now meet me back here in ten minutes... 00:02:25.024 --> 00:02:26.067 Stop pushing! 00:02:26.109 --> 00:02:28.361 Come on! Dewey, you... 00:02:31.156 --> 00:02:32.073 Lois! 00:02:32.115 --> 00:02:33.366 Hi, Craig. 00:02:33.366 --> 00:02:36.369 What are you doing here on your... day off? 00:02:36.369 --> 00:02:37.704 Oh, I just stopped in with the boys 00:02:37.704 --> 00:02:39.205 so they could buy me a birthday present. 00:02:39.205 --> 00:02:40.373 Oh! 00:02:40.415 --> 00:02:41.749 It's-it's your birthday? 00:02:41.791 --> 00:02:43.376 I'd-I'd completely forgotten. 00:02:43.418 --> 00:02:45.211 Seems like any other day, actually. 00:02:45.211 --> 00:02:46.754 Yeah, well... 00:02:46.796 --> 00:02:48.381 Craig to aisle seven. 00:02:48.423 --> 00:02:50.592 Of course, you can't blame me for forgetting. 00:02:50.633 --> 00:02:52.385 I've been so busy lately. 00:02:52.427 --> 00:02:54.679 Seems like I'm always hitting the weights at the gym, 00:02:54.721 --> 00:02:55.680 working on the guns. 00:02:56.890 --> 00:02:58.391 Craig, aisle seven. 00:02:58.433 --> 00:03:00.393 Yeah, and when I'm not at the gym, 00:03:00.435 --> 00:03:02.896 I'm usually with my Dixieland jazz group. 00:03:02.896 --> 00:03:04.397 Really? What do you play? 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:05.899 I'm the costumer. 00:03:05.899 --> 00:03:08.234 You know, there are four different types of straw hats, 00:03:08.276 --> 00:03:10.111 and if you ever need those arm garters... 00:03:10.153 --> 00:03:11.779 Craig, I can see you. 00:03:11.821 --> 00:03:13.239 Bye. 00:03:19.245 --> 00:03:20.496 And it's my mom's birthday, 00:03:20.538 --> 00:03:22.582 so it means a lot to her for me to come home. 00:03:22.582 --> 00:03:24.334 Just as a coincidence, 00:03:24.375 --> 00:03:27.587 my friend Richie is throwing a huge party on the same day. 00:03:27.670 --> 00:03:29.339 But enough about me. 00:03:29.380 --> 00:03:30.965 I can't believe that you and your schoolmates 00:03:31.007 --> 00:03:32.592 have come all the way from Mozambique 00:03:32.592 --> 00:03:35.220 just to see a bunch of national parks and monuments. 00:03:35.261 --> 00:03:36.930 I mean, I don't want to criticize, 00:03:37.013 --> 00:03:38.765 but you really haven't seen America 00:03:38.765 --> 00:03:40.558 until you've seen the small towns, 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:42.227 met the people, 00:03:42.268 --> 00:03:44.354 studied the way my friend Richie throws a keg party. 00:03:44.395 --> 00:03:45.563 You're wasting your time. 00:03:45.605 --> 00:03:47.440 She doesn't speak English. 00:03:47.482 --> 00:03:49.692 Oh. 00:03:49.734 --> 00:03:51.819 Which is just as well, because if she 00:03:51.861 --> 00:03:54.322 understood the crap you were feeding her, 00:03:54.364 --> 00:03:56.950 she'd laugh in your face. 00:03:56.991 --> 00:04:00.453 I, on the other hand, find your desperation charming. 00:04:00.495 --> 00:04:02.163 Really? 00:04:02.205 --> 00:04:04.415 Oh, well, there's plenty more where that came from. 00:04:05.792 --> 00:04:08.461 Get out of my way! Let go of me! 00:04:08.503 --> 00:04:09.045 Come on, move, move! 00:04:09.087 --> 00:04:10.630 Here you go, Mom-- happy birthday. 00:04:10.713 --> 00:04:11.881 Don't you want to wrap it? 00:04:11.881 --> 00:04:14.092 No, it's okay. 00:04:16.970 --> 00:04:19.806 An eyeglass repair kit. 00:04:23.226 --> 00:04:25.478 Box of throat lozenges. 00:04:28.856 --> 00:04:30.441 A dirt bike magazine. 00:04:30.483 --> 00:04:32.902 I might want to look at that when you're done. 00:04:32.902 --> 00:04:34.570 This cost you $30? 00:04:34.654 --> 00:04:35.905 No, it was, like, eight. 00:04:35.905 --> 00:04:38.074 This store's great, Mom. 00:04:38.074 --> 00:04:40.076 When can I have my candy? 00:04:40.118 --> 00:04:41.869 Relax, dude, we have 20 bucks worth. 00:04:41.911 --> 00:04:43.079 Shotgun! 00:04:43.204 --> 00:04:44.205 Hey! Wait! 00:04:52.130 --> 00:04:53.506 Mom, what's for dinner? 00:04:53.589 --> 00:04:54.799 Oh, I don't know. 00:04:54.841 --> 00:04:57.093 Why don't you have some candy. 00:04:57.135 --> 00:04:58.219 Yay! 00:05:06.811 --> 00:05:09.355 Dewey, take off the wrappers. 00:05:09.397 --> 00:05:10.606 Does Mom seem okay to you? 00:05:10.606 --> 00:05:11.941 What do you mean? 00:05:11.941 --> 00:05:13.109 I don't know. 00:05:13.151 --> 00:05:15.153 I think she might be upset about something. 00:05:15.194 --> 00:05:17.613 Maybe I should go ask if... 00:05:17.655 --> 00:05:20.158 Ooh. Skinny Fonzie. 00:05:21.784 --> 00:05:26.622 ...19, 20, 21, 22, 23. 00:05:26.664 --> 00:05:27.749 All here. 00:05:27.790 --> 00:05:29.292 You can go. 00:05:38.468 --> 00:05:40.762 This is my house. 00:05:40.803 --> 00:05:43.264 Can't you just feel the authenticity of it? 00:05:43.306 --> 00:05:45.266 Not like those crappy plastic national parks 00:05:45.308 --> 00:05:46.642 you've been going to. 00:05:46.642 --> 00:05:47.769 You can relax, Francis. 00:05:47.810 --> 00:05:49.145 I got off the bus already. 00:05:49.145 --> 00:05:50.271 Right, okay. 00:05:50.313 --> 00:05:51.898 we go inside, 00:05:51.939 --> 00:05:54.275 make a polite appearance for my mother's birthday, 00:05:54.317 --> 00:05:55.651 have some cake with her, drop off my laundry, 00:05:55.651 --> 00:05:57.070 and then we go to the party. 00:05:57.111 --> 00:05:58.821 My God! 00:05:58.821 --> 00:05:59.739 What? 00:05:59.822 --> 00:06:01.157 Do you even know 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.534 how astonishingly beautiful you are? 00:06:03.576 --> 00:06:04.660 Oh, yes. 00:06:04.702 --> 00:06:06.412 I've had 15 marriage proposals. 00:06:06.454 --> 00:06:08.873 That's why the general sent me on this trip-- 00:06:08.915 --> 00:06:10.375 to keep me out of trouble. 00:06:10.625 --> 00:06:12.627 Hey, boys. Where's Mom? 00:06:12.668 --> 00:06:13.795 Bedroom. 00:06:13.836 --> 00:06:15.546 Oh, yeah? 00:06:17.632 --> 00:06:21.344 They are going to get one heck of a talking-to. 00:06:21.386 --> 00:06:23.971 And th-then I think I'll go for a drive, 00:06:24.013 --> 00:06:27.600 I'm just so furious. 00:06:31.813 --> 00:06:34.315 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 00:06:34.315 --> 00:06:35.525 Her birthday's on the 12th. 00:06:35.608 --> 00:06:36.651 It can't be the... oh! 00:06:36.734 --> 00:06:38.319 No, no! 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:39.987 I programmed this stupid watch 00:06:39.987 --> 00:06:41.280 to remind me that... 00:06:43.324 --> 00:06:45.618 No, no, no, no! 00:06:48.162 --> 00:06:50.498 You boys are in so much trouble! 00:06:50.498 --> 00:06:51.916 Help me on this. 00:06:51.958 --> 00:06:53.126 I can't believe 00:06:53.167 --> 00:06:54.502 that you could be so thoughtless! 00:06:54.502 --> 00:06:57.505 We all *ed up really big this time. 00:06:57.505 --> 00:07:00.133 I have a good mind to use the belt on all three of you! 00:07:00.174 --> 00:07:01.300 Why are you yelling at us? 00:07:01.342 --> 00:07:02.760 Sorry isn't good enough, mister. 00:07:02.802 --> 00:07:06.055 I forgot your mom's birthday! 00:07:06.097 --> 00:07:08.182 Oh... Oh! 00:07:12.145 --> 00:07:13.438 What?! 00:07:15.022 --> 00:07:17.150 What?! 00:07:18.109 --> 00:07:19.068 What?! 00:07:19.110 --> 00:07:20.194 Hi, Hal. 00:07:20.236 --> 00:07:21.863 Craig, what do you want? 00:07:21.904 --> 00:07:24.115 Well, Lois and I had an exchange, and I felt bad, 00:07:24.157 --> 00:07:26.075 so... I'm sure she told you all about it. 00:07:26.117 --> 00:07:27.869 No, actually, she didn't say anything. 00:07:27.910 --> 00:07:29.245 Craig, we're in the middle of... 00:07:29.287 --> 00:07:30.413 Well, it's complicated. 00:07:30.455 --> 00:07:33.249 You see, I didn't buy Lois a present, 00:07:33.291 --> 00:07:35.710 even though I wanted to, and I thought "this is silly," 00:07:35.751 --> 00:07:39.797 so I went ahead and got her one, and here it is. 00:07:41.549 --> 00:07:44.719 Oh... great. 00:07:44.719 --> 00:07:48.556 I-I'll take it in to her right now. 00:07:48.556 --> 00:07:51.559 Oh, such a nice, 00:07:51.559 --> 00:07:53.227 nice gift. 00:07:53.227 --> 00:07:54.520 You know what, second thought, uh, 00:07:54.562 --> 00:07:56.355 I can take care of this tomorrow. 00:07:56.397 --> 00:07:57.857 I'll bring it in to work. Oh, no, wouldn't be 00:07:57.899 --> 00:07:59.400 any trouble at all. Really? 00:07:59.400 --> 00:08:01.736 No, I'd be happy to take it in to her. 00:08:01.736 --> 00:08:04.071 Yeah, I'd really hate to put you out. 00:08:04.071 --> 00:08:05.031 Don't be silly. 00:08:11.287 --> 00:08:13.122 Give it! 00:08:13.164 --> 00:08:15.416 Lois, it's Craig! He's stealing your present! 00:08:15.458 --> 00:08:18.753 It's a present that I paid $129 for! 00:08:25.468 --> 00:08:27.261 Honey, where are you going? 00:08:27.303 --> 00:08:30.056 Wherever I want. 00:08:30.056 --> 00:08:31.891 Well... 00:08:31.891 --> 00:08:34.310 when are you coming home? 00:08:34.352 --> 00:08:35.895 When? 00:08:35.937 --> 00:08:39.190 Whenever somebody in this family gives a damn. 00:08:52.328 --> 00:08:53.663 This is bad. 00:08:53.704 --> 00:08:55.706 Mom's never taken off on us like this before. 00:08:55.748 --> 00:08:57.833 Yeah. She usually throws us out. 00:08:57.875 --> 00:09:00.878 You bought candy? 00:09:00.920 --> 00:09:03.130 You don't just...! 00:09:03.172 --> 00:09:04.966 It was her...! 00:09:05.049 --> 00:09:07.760 If I only had the...! 00:09:07.802 --> 00:09:09.595 Stupid watch! 00:09:09.595 --> 00:09:11.472 Candy?! 00:09:11.514 --> 00:09:13.766 What were you...?! 00:09:15.810 --> 00:09:17.270 D'oh! 00:09:24.443 --> 00:09:26.153 What's his problem? 00:09:26.195 --> 00:09:28.698 He's not the only one pissed at you little twerps. 00:09:28.739 --> 00:09:29.949 What are you talking about? 00:09:29.991 --> 00:09:31.784 I had this great party lined up 00:09:31.826 --> 00:09:33.160 with this beautiful girl, 00:09:33.202 --> 00:09:35.079 and all I had to do was come home, 00:09:35.121 --> 00:09:36.789 make an appearance at Mom's birthday-- 00:09:36.831 --> 00:09:38.082 be the good son. 00:09:38.124 --> 00:09:39.500 Everything would've been fine, 00:09:39.542 --> 00:09:41.711 but now my trip home has been tainted. 00:09:41.752 --> 00:09:43.796 In her mind, we're all thoughtless *s, 00:09:43.796 --> 00:09:45.590 thanks to you guys. 00:09:45.631 --> 00:09:47.425 What did we do? Think about it. 00:09:47.466 --> 00:09:49.719 Mom gave you money to buy her a present 00:09:49.760 --> 00:09:51.721 and you spent most of it on candy. 00:09:51.762 --> 00:09:53.139 And the rest on her presents. 00:09:53.180 --> 00:09:55.933 But you spent most of it on candy. 00:09:55.975 --> 00:09:57.351 We've established that. 00:09:57.393 --> 00:09:59.103 We're just going around in circles here. 00:09:59.145 --> 00:10:00.938 Okay, look. 00:10:00.980 --> 00:10:03.733 How would you feel if Mom didn't buy you a present? 00:10:03.774 --> 00:10:05.735 Mom's not buying me a birthday present? 00:10:05.776 --> 00:10:07.612 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying... 00:10:07.653 --> 00:10:08.988 But it's my birthday. 00:10:08.988 --> 00:10:10.239 No, it's not. 00:10:10.281 --> 00:10:11.657 Francis, it's Mom. 00:10:11.657 --> 00:10:14.118 We've never made a big deal out of her birthday. 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:17.747 And plus, she said she'd be happy with whatever we got her. 00:10:17.788 --> 00:10:19.790 And was she happy? 00:10:21.083 --> 00:10:24.045 Oh, man... we *. 00:10:24.086 --> 00:10:26.213 Did we make Mom mad? 00:10:26.255 --> 00:10:27.840 No, Dewey, worse. 00:10:27.882 --> 00:10:30.843 You hurt her. 00:10:30.885 --> 00:10:33.346 Okay, I'm lost. 00:10:33.346 --> 00:10:34.680 Ow! 00:10:34.722 --> 00:10:37.516 That's how Mom feels on the inside. 00:10:38.392 --> 00:10:40.353 So what are we supposed to do? 00:10:40.353 --> 00:10:41.437 "We"? 00:10:41.520 --> 00:10:43.022 Haven't you guys been listening? 00:10:43.064 --> 00:10:45.232 You *ed up, not me. I'm not doing anything. 00:10:45.274 --> 00:10:48.402 I don't know what you're going to do, and I don't care. 00:10:48.444 --> 00:10:49.779 I have my own problems. 00:10:49.820 --> 00:10:52.615 I have to go to a kegger, party with my friends, 00:10:52.657 --> 00:10:56.202 make out with an African goddess with this hanging over my head. 00:10:56.243 --> 00:10:58.704 Come on, Amaani. 00:10:58.704 --> 00:10:59.789 This isn't fair. 00:10:59.830 --> 00:11:01.582 Mom never should have taken us 00:11:01.624 --> 00:11:03.209 to a store that sells candy. 00:11:03.250 --> 00:11:04.377 She set us up! 00:11:04.418 --> 00:11:06.045 Shut up, Reese. 00:11:06.045 --> 00:11:07.672 We blew it. 00:11:07.713 --> 00:11:10.508 We made our own mom run away from home. 00:11:10.549 --> 00:11:12.468 Where do you think she is? 00:11:25.940 --> 00:11:28.067 Hey, lady, are you going to hog that cage all day? 00:11:28.109 --> 00:11:30.319 I got news for you, kid. I'm a grown-up 00:11:30.403 --> 00:11:31.987 with a credit card and no curfew. 00:11:32.029 --> 00:11:34.281 I could stay here all week if I want. 00:11:34.323 --> 00:11:36.075 - Yeah, but we want to hit. - Yeah, we do. 00:11:36.117 --> 00:11:37.743 When you getting out of there? 00:11:37.785 --> 00:11:39.412 You want me to get out? 00:11:39.412 --> 00:11:40.913 Okay, I'll get out. 00:11:40.955 --> 00:11:42.915 If you do one thing for me. 00:11:42.957 --> 00:11:44.959 You give me back 15 years of my life. 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:46.919 Can you do that? Can you reverse time? 00:11:46.961 --> 00:11:48.921 Can you take me back to when I was 23, 00:11:48.963 --> 00:11:51.132 so I can stay single, go to music school 00:11:51.173 --> 00:11:53.092 and become a concert violinist? 00:11:54.927 --> 00:11:56.262 Huh? 00:11:56.303 --> 00:11:58.514 No? Okay. 00:11:58.556 --> 00:12:01.225 Looks like I'm going to have to keep on batting. 00:12:01.267 --> 00:12:03.227 You can't just hog the cage because you're crazy! 00:12:03.269 --> 00:12:04.770 That's not fair! 00:12:04.770 --> 00:12:06.856 You think I'm crazy? 00:12:06.897 --> 00:12:08.524 I'll show you crazy. 00:12:11.402 --> 00:12:15.197 Is Mom ever coming home? 00:12:15.239 --> 00:12:16.991 Of course she is. 00:12:17.032 --> 00:12:18.993 Reese, what are you doing? 00:12:19.034 --> 00:12:21.996 Making a list of women for Dad to look into. 00:12:22.037 --> 00:12:23.247 Now that Mom's gone. 00:12:23.289 --> 00:12:24.415 Mom's coming back. 00:12:24.498 --> 00:12:26.250 Hey, if you want to be in denial, 00:12:26.292 --> 00:12:28.586 it's fine with me, but I'm trying to keep Dad 00:12:28.586 --> 00:12:30.379 from making the same mistake twice. 00:12:30.421 --> 00:12:33.007 It's called being proactive. 00:12:33.007 --> 00:12:34.842 "Mrs. Larson"? 00:12:34.842 --> 00:12:38.012 She can cook, and her daughters are nymphos. 00:12:40.181 --> 00:12:41.974 Ask me what she did for my birthday? 00:12:42.016 --> 00:12:42.933 Just ask me. 00:12:42.975 --> 00:12:45.144 Francis... Okay. 00:12:45.186 --> 00:12:46.145 I'm sorry. 00:12:46.187 --> 00:12:47.354 That is the last time. 00:12:47.396 --> 00:12:49.356 It's out of my mind. 00:12:49.356 --> 00:12:51.358 And this next track is a special request to Lois from Hal. 00:12:51.400 --> 00:12:54.528 He loves you and misses you and says if you come back, 00:12:54.612 --> 00:12:57.156 he'll give you that sweet monkey love... 00:12:57.198 --> 00:12:59.033 What are you doing? Nothing. 00:12:59.033 --> 00:13:00.409 And this next song 00:13:00.493 --> 00:13:03.621 goes out to a very special lady from Craig. 00:13:11.337 --> 00:13:12.963 Oh, no. 00:13:13.005 --> 00:13:14.048 What is it? 00:13:14.089 --> 00:13:15.925 It's my mom. 00:13:17.092 --> 00:13:20.095 What's she doing at a batting cage? 00:13:20.137 --> 00:13:23.432 And why am I surprised by anything she does? 00:13:23.474 --> 00:13:26.477 Don't worry, I am not going to let her ruin this for us. 00:13:26.560 --> 00:13:29.605 We are going to that party-- end of story. 00:13:37.446 --> 00:13:39.240 Damn it! 00:13:42.493 --> 00:13:45.287 Oh, thank God. 00:13:46.330 --> 00:13:48.123 She's crushing the ball. 00:13:48.165 --> 00:13:50.334 How come she didn't teach us how to play baseball? 00:13:50.334 --> 00:13:53.170 Because there's more to hitting than making contact. 00:13:53.170 --> 00:13:54.964 So what do we do now? 00:14:02.304 --> 00:14:04.431 Okay, Timmy, blow out the candles. 00:14:04.431 --> 00:14:05.641 Hang on there, Timmy. 00:14:05.683 --> 00:14:07.059 What are you doing? 00:14:07.101 --> 00:14:09.645 Can I talk to you for a second? 00:14:21.198 --> 00:14:22.658 Happy birthday, honey. 00:14:22.700 --> 00:14:23.450 Yeah. 00:14:23.492 --> 00:14:24.785 What are you doing, Hal? 00:14:24.827 --> 00:14:26.287 Well, what's it look like? 00:14:26.328 --> 00:14:28.789 We're celebrating your birthday as a family. 00:14:28.831 --> 00:14:30.457 Who are you? 00:14:30.457 --> 00:14:31.375 I'm sorry, Mom. 00:14:31.458 --> 00:14:33.627 Yeah, me, too. Me, too. 00:14:33.627 --> 00:14:36.589 Actually, I'd like to point out that I'm clean on this one. 00:14:36.630 --> 00:14:38.799 Lois, honey, come home, please? What do we have to do? 00:14:38.841 --> 00:14:40.134 A lot of things. 00:14:40.134 --> 00:14:41.927 I don't want to be taken for granted anymore. 00:14:41.969 --> 00:14:44.305 If I come back, you guys are gonna make some changes. 00:14:44.388 --> 00:14:45.723 Anything, whatever you want. 00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:47.391 I don't ever want to have to remind 00:14:47.433 --> 00:14:49.727 my own family that it's my birthday. 00:14:49.768 --> 00:14:50.811 You are so right. 00:14:50.853 --> 00:14:52.479 It will never happen again. 00:14:52.563 --> 00:14:53.814 Mm-hmm. And one night a week, 00:14:53.814 --> 00:14:55.774 I don't want to have to fix dinner. 00:14:55.816 --> 00:14:57.735 Absolutely, good, fine, done. No problem. 00:14:57.776 --> 00:14:59.320 And I want dirty laundry in the hamper, 00:14:59.403 --> 00:15:01.322 not on the floor, not over a lampshade, 00:15:01.322 --> 00:15:03.407 not shoved in some mattress crack. 00:15:03.449 --> 00:15:04.491 No problem. We'll throw it in the hamper. 00:15:04.575 --> 00:15:06.952 It's just that easy, huh? 00:15:06.994 --> 00:15:08.495 Yes, it's just that easy. 00:15:08.537 --> 00:15:12.041 Then why do I even have to ask? 00:15:13.125 --> 00:15:14.919 If it's so obvious 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:18.339 I need a little human consideration, 00:15:18.339 --> 00:15:20.925 I shouldn't even have to ask. 00:15:23.344 --> 00:15:27.765 Oh, geez, honey, that's never going to happen. 00:15:27.806 --> 00:15:29.516 What? 00:15:29.558 --> 00:15:31.518 We're not smart enough to do that. 00:15:31.560 --> 00:15:33.020 Look who you're talking to. 00:15:33.062 --> 00:15:36.065 You might as well ask us all to be a foot taller. 00:15:36.106 --> 00:15:39.318 Sweetie, you're always going to have to tell us what to do. 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:41.487 I mean, look at this half-baked celebration. 00:15:41.528 --> 00:15:43.614 I mean, we're at the top of our game here. 00:15:43.656 --> 00:15:44.865 Honey, the only thing that 00:15:44.865 --> 00:15:46.033 we're ever going to be able 00:15:46.075 --> 00:15:50.204 to offer you is our total abject obedience. 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:54.208 I-I know that doesn't sound like much, 00:15:54.208 --> 00:15:56.377 but if you look at it this way, 00:15:56.377 --> 00:16:01.882 our meager abilities are yours completely-- 100%. 00:16:03.467 --> 00:16:05.010 Listen, wide ride, these guys are 00:16:05.052 --> 00:16:06.845 just trying to do something nice for you. 00:16:06.887 --> 00:16:08.889 Give them a break. 00:16:08.889 --> 00:16:11.016 I-I'm sorry. 00:16:11.058 --> 00:16:13.894 Did you just call my wife "wide ride"? 00:16:13.936 --> 00:16:15.145 Oh, okay, I get it. 00:16:15.187 --> 00:16:17.147 You got to make a big show for... 00:16:19.233 --> 00:16:22.111 Now, you are going to get up and apolo... 00:16:23.779 --> 00:16:25.572 All right! 00:16:28.409 --> 00:16:29.785 Yeah! Good job! 00:16:29.827 --> 00:16:30.911 Hit him, Dad! Come on! 00:16:30.953 --> 00:16:31.954 Come on, work the gut! 00:16:31.996 --> 00:16:33.288 Work the inside! Keep your hands in! 00:16:33.330 --> 00:16:34.456 Lead with the left! 00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:41.672 Hold this. 00:16:47.011 --> 00:16:48.846 I got to go. I know. 00:16:48.846 --> 00:16:50.639 You'll be here waiting for me when I'm done? 00:16:50.681 --> 00:16:51.557 No. Good-bye. 00:16:56.311 --> 00:16:57.604 Hit him, Dad! Kill him! 00:17:03.694 --> 00:17:05.029 Fight him! Hit him!