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What is gout?

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Are you a 15th century British monarch?

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- No.
- You don't have it.

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Hmm.

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God, there's like 5,000 questions.

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You're a city employee now.

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Half your life is gonna be
paperwork, congrats.

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Hey, is it okay if I put you
down as my emergency contact?

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Well, since I'm the guy
most likely to harm you,

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it seems like a conflict of interest.

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Truck 12. Resident
reporting problem with rabbits.

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907 Maple Lane.

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Question, have subjects
been observed as... wascaly?

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Are you going or not?

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Yes. We'll hop right on over.

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That's it, get out.

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What?

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We talked about this,
two lame jokes before coffee, get out.

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Wait, really?
You were serious about that?

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As a heart attack.

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Hey. Come on.

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You're taking this too far, Frank.

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You can come back! I learned my lesson!

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No jokes before coffee!

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So, I've been micro-dosing
mushrooms for anxiety

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but my rabbits have gotten
into my special chocolate bars.

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Oh, that was faster than I thought.

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This gentleman's bunnies ate his drugs.

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They've been acting really aggressive.

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They look pretty chill to me.

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Yeah, but in a circling the
wagon conspiratorial sort of way.

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Look at them. Plotting something evil.

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Okay. So the rabbits
are handling their high

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better than their owner,

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but sure, we'll take them in
for observation.

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Hey hippies!
Sorry, summer of love is over.

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Time to sleep it off downtown.

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What is happening?

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Hey! Ow!

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Jeez! My God! Come on! Ow!

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Retreat, retreat! Jeez!

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I told you, they're in
a very bad headspace.

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What the hell did you
put in that chocolate?

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I used to be a cop.

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I busted international crime rings.
And I'm getting...

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- Hey.
- I thought you were brave.

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You guys know about this
taco truck up the street?

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The breakfast burritos... four stars.

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What's up with the first-aid kit?

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It's, uh, killer bunnies
on recreational drugs, bro.

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Really? What kind?

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You know, like, basic,
floppy-eared, fluffy.

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No, no, the drugs. What kinds of drugs?

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It's like psychedelic mushrooms.

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The homeowner makes his own chocolates.

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Really? Did he mention
if it was straight

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or if it was cut with
purity-tested MDMA?

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Did he mention that?

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Look, this isn't Bonnaroo.

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These rabbits are higher
than my uncle at Thanksgiving

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and they're calling the shots.

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Everybody relax, okay?
I got a couple rabbits at home.

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I speak fluent bunny.

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I mean, you might wanna film this.

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Could be a valuable teaching tool.

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Hey guys. How are you doing?

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You know I have two rabbits
at home, Snowball and Batman.

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Yeah, we let the kids name them.

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And they are just as cute
and adorable...

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...as you, uh-huh.

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That Phyllis, she's the mama.

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Oh, aren't you a little love muffin?

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Oh! Get off me, you mangy *!

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Hey Shred, you're always trying
to be smarter.

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Look up "hoisted on one's own petard"

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and it will literally be
a picture of this.

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Argh!

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Uh, should we call for backup?

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Bunny backup?

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Dude, do you have any idea
of the ridicule

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that will come our way?

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No. We got this.

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Cuddle time is over.

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Hey. So, we're gonna need to
collect the medicated chocolate

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for our vet so she can calibrate
an overdose treatment.

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Right, of course. Anything to help.

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And, um, look, I know I shouldn't
be messing around with drugs.

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I'm gonna turn over
a new leaf right now.

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Yeah. Drugs are bad.

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Uh, make sure you get all of them.

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

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No, I'm not. Not even a little bit.

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I suspect his bars
contain psilocybin and 2CB.

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That combination is known
to give you *s

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and make you feel like you've
been launched into outer space.

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And rabbits have no business
experiencing pleasure like that.

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Okay. Just remember, you promised
to watch the kids this weekend, okay?

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And they're very excited,

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they picked out a movie
and everything, Freaky Friday.

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It's a silly premise but, uh, the
emotion really sneaks up on you.

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- Yeah. I...
- It does.

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- I will be there.
- Okay.

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The chocolates are for tonight.

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Do you remember that guy
I met in Costa Rica?

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Yeah. The... the yogi or the surfer?

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The yogi. So, he's in town,
but he's only free for one night.

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Mmhmm.

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He's really flexible.
Just, like... not with his time.

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Right.

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Anyway, what are you guys up to
for your big date?

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Oh, we're actually gonna go eat
Swedish meat* at Ikea.

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And test out futons.

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I know it sounds pathetic
but I'm actually really excited.

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Maya and I, we haven't been
alone together in, like, months.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Don't be insulted but I'm so
glad I don't have your life.

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Well, you're tempting fate
'cause we could end up

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accidentally eating
magic fortune cookies

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and end up switching places.

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Is that what happens in the movie?

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I don't wanna ruin it for you.

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You just did like... like you
told me the ending.

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Maybe I didn't though.

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- Or maybe I did.
- Huh.

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Oh, at least it's donut Wednesday.

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What abomination is this?

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Who's day is it? I want answers.

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I want revenge.

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Okay. But is it okay
if I have some jicama?

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'Cause I love jicama.

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No. I want revenge. Shout it with me.

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- Revenge!
- Revenge!

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Revenge!

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You make it sound playful.
Put some fury behind it.

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- Revenge!
- Revenge!

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- Revenge!
- Revenge!

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Revenge!

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Shh! I'm on the phone
with my daughter's teacher.

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There's been a horrible accident,
I gotta call you back.

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Revenge.

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- Revenge!
- Revenge!

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- Revenge!
- Revenge!

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Okay, I proudly take responsibility.

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Donut Wednesday, Delores.
It's a sacred tradition.

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Handed down to us by the Romans.

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You defiled this holy tabernacle
with your cru d'été.

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This is our tabernacle, Delores.

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Okay. This office has a serious case

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of the late morning sugar blues

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and someone had to intervene.

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How dare you act unilaterally.

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It's America. It's donuts.

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Shred, throw that away.

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- Oh, come on.
- Throw it away.

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- It's just a jicama stick.
- Throw it away. Spit it out.

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This is very disappointing.

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How's my favorite
under-performing precinct doing?

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Oh, you sad, sad man.

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You drove across town just to
make fun of us for the rabbits.

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What rabbits? I didn't
hear anything about rabbits.

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Ha! Because there were no rabbits.

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Hey Emily. Got your speech ready?

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Who told you about that?

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She's giving the keynote
at the AACL luncheon today.

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Whoa. I don't know what
it stands for but congrats.

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Why didn't you tell us?

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I... I just get a little nervous

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so I just wanted to keep it
under the radar.

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That's why I'm here.

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I spoke last year and,
whoo... stressful.

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And I know how much you hate
public speaking, so...

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Yeah, but I've been practicing
so I think I'll be good.

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Of course.

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No worry, it's just a couple
hundred people in the audience.

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- And, uh...
- Uh-huh.

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They film it and post it
on their website

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and it's up there forever.

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So, nobody looks at it. Yes, they do.

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I watched your speech, Templeton.

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- Several times, so funny.
- Big fan.

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What kind of truck does a pig drive?

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A hambulance.

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Ah, that line killed.

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Anyway, uh, happy to step in for you

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and I promise you the audience
will not be disappointed.

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Heading out now.

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Oh! What's that?

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Looks like I have an email
that is stuck in my outbox.

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Boom!

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Fixed it. Enjoy.

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A gleefully vindictive message
from Officer Templeton Dutch.

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That * got a hold of
our body-cam footage.

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Oh, he did know about the rabbits.

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Ugh.

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Look at you guys running away

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from the li'l rabbits!

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We were regrouping!

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Are you... are you...
are you kidding me?!

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What... what are these, green peppers?!

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Okay. I support healthy choices,
Delores,

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but it is donut Wednesday.

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I am stressed and I need sugar
so you need to fix this.

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Revenge!

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Revenge!

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Hey. Hey.

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Try not to let Templeton
get in your head.

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Oh yeah, uh, too late.
Uh, he is... he is in there.

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Okay, listen.

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I used to get really nervous
before big competitions.

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Like, it got bad.

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So I remember my coach hooked me
up with this sports psychologist

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who gave me some cool
relaxation techniques.

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If you wanna try.

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Okay.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, okay.

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'Cause my heart is um...
really pounding.

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Okay. Um, so, close your eyes.

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Yeah.

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Take a deep breath and imagine
yourself on a mountain.

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Now, you're about to start a race
against this big-* Swiss dude.

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Wait. No. Sorry.

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Visualize yourself giving the speech.

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Confident, calm, looking
super fly in your business suit

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and the crowd is loving it.

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They're chanting your name.
Emily! Emily! Emily!

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Well, it's a professional conference

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so there's not really
a whole lot of chanting.

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No chanting?

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- No.
- That's too bad.

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Okay. Then just visualize yourself
absolutely crushing the speech.

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Okay.

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How's your heart rate?

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It is actually better.

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You're gonna medal for sure.

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Oh, um... remind me.

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In my outfit you said I looked, um...

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Super fly.

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Super fly. Right, okay.

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Okay. Only one big question left.

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Who's going to step up
and be my emergency contact?

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Don't you have family you can ask?

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My dad died and my mom moved to Florida.

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But she's got a sweet condo on the beach

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and she says any time I wanna
bring down my emergency contact

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for a little sand and sea,
she has a room waiting.

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Oh. Well, I hope you and that
guy without boundaries

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have fun with your mom.

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No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Guys, who ate one of my chocolate bars?

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There were three and now there's two.

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And they were hidden way at the back

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with my frickin' name on it.

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If your name's on it, that's sacrosanct.

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You can look that word up, Shred.

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Sacrosanct...

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Although I did eat Patel's
ice cream bar.

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What? I was saving that
for my end of the week treat!

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Oh, you were intolerable yesterday.
It demanded a response.

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Why? Because I said the Mariners
don't have a shot this year?

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Say it again and you can kiss
your tuna sandwich goodbye.

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The Mariners don't have
a shot this year.

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Oh, that tuna sandwich is gonna taste...

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The Mariners don't have a shot.
The Mariners don't have a shot...

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Okay, I think we're done here.
I need to know who ate my chocolate bar.

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Shred, check the waste baskets now.

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Thanks. Great.
Uh, those chocolate bars were laced

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with high-grade hallucinogenics.

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Have you seen double rainbow?

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Someone's about to be 10 times
more like that guy

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than that guy was.

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Hey. Did Emily make it back?

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Uh... I'm not sure.

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I was gonna give her a ride
but she ran off after her presentation.

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Um... can this wait?

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It's just, we're in the middle
of a bit of a crisis.

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It's just weird because
her speech went so well.

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She was funny, talking off the cuff...

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she even sang at one point.

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Oh God.

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Emily ate the chocolate.

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All of it?

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It looks that way, yeah.

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Code red.

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My thin mints are missing,
gone without a trace.

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She's binging.

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Actually, I threw the cookies out.

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You'll thank me later.

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Actually, I will not thank you.
I will not thank you, Delores!

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I want my own refrigerator. 'Kay?

00:12:04.260 --> 00:12:06.280
Delores, I want my own refrigerator!

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So, who's your emergency contact?

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My father.

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Aww, I didn't know you were
close with your dad.

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We're not. I hate that son of a *.

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Then why did you choose him?

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Well, if something happens
to me, he's on the hook.

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With any luck, I'll be a
vegetable requiring 24-hour care.

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That makes me sad, bro.
My dad was my best friend.

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Yeah, of course he was.

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My only regret is I never got to
tell him how much he meant to me.

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I mean, he probably knew because
I told him I loved him every day.

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Except when my phone died,

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which happened a lot when I was
competing in Europe

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'cause I didn't have the right plugs.

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Point is... don't leave things unsaid.

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Call your dad.

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You know, they make those three-in-one
adapters. They have for years.

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Really?

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Now I have two regrets.

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Truck 12. Pet python
escaped its enclosure.

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7276 South Kenwood.

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And get this. It's JT Wallace's house.

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Holy crap. JT Wallace.

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Oh, who's that?

00:13:02.890 --> 00:13:06.340
Are you serious?
The wide receiver for the Seahawks?

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In what world could I have been
your emergency contact?

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Get out.

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What, really? We're doing this again?

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I'm not... I can't even look at you.

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Don't look at me!

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How the hell are we gonna find her?

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I don't know. It's just like
looking for someone's lost mutt.

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Oh, so we put out some beef
strips and stand behind a bush?

00:13:31.090 --> 00:13:32.560
I know you're kidding
but do you have beef strips?

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Everything I was gonna eat today
got senselessly ripped away from me.

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No. I don't eat gassy foods on * days.

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Ooh, how's it going
with the yogi by the way?

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Do you like him?

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As a person?

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He's done so much healing

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he's healed himself right out of
an actual personality.

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But in bed, and I say this as someone

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with a sufficiently large sample pool,

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- Mmmhmm.
- Uh, he's detail-oriented.

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Hmm.

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I used to be detail-oriented.

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That was before I was tired
all the time.

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Maybe you should try some of this.

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- No.
- I'll give you a little.

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No. I can't eat that.

00:14:02.380 --> 00:14:05.260
Yes, you can. Give it a shot.
It makes everything feel amazing

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and you're not really doing
anything different.

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It's almost like cheating.

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My life's not built for that.

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Every night I'm taking a kid to the ER.

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Or talking another one down
from a nightmare.

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Last night it was global warming.

00:14:16.220 --> 00:14:18.890
I can't discuss polar ice caps
all high and *.

00:14:18.970 --> 00:14:21.240
Oh, my God. Is that Emily?

00:14:23.310 --> 00:14:28.220
Emily! Emily! Emily! Emily!

00:14:34.820 --> 00:14:36.300
Even Seahawk colors.

00:14:39.250 --> 00:14:40.470
Sheesh. You almost beat me.

00:14:40.490 --> 00:14:42.410
Yeah. Asher knows all the shortcuts.

00:14:42.430 --> 00:14:45.140
Hey, good luck
with your girlfriend, buddy.

00:14:45.160 --> 00:14:47.030
I sincerely hope everything works out.

00:14:47.050 --> 00:14:49.170
Thank God you're here. Hurry!

00:14:51.190 --> 00:14:53.210
He was cleaning the cage.

00:14:53.740 --> 00:14:55.035
Holy crap.

00:14:55.070 --> 00:14:56.740
Frank, have you ever dealt with
something like this before?

00:14:56.760 --> 00:14:58.360
No. And I can't tell you how much,

00:14:58.390 --> 00:15:00.030
but something that's not nothing
just slipped out of me

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and into my underwear.

00:15:01.280 --> 00:15:02.870
It's getting tighter.

00:15:02.950 --> 00:15:04.850
Just remain calm, we're gonna
unwind it from you.

00:15:04.870 --> 00:15:06.520
Shred, grab the head.

00:15:06.540 --> 00:15:08.690
I'm not grabbing the head, man.
It's scary and gross.

00:15:08.710 --> 00:15:10.540
The Seahawks have a very shallow
depth chart,

00:15:10.570 --> 00:15:12.400
- now grab the head.
- I'm not touching that thing.

00:15:12.430 --> 00:15:14.430
I was led to believe
this job was mostly dogs.

00:15:14.460 --> 00:15:15.710
Help him!

00:15:15.740 --> 00:15:18.140
This thing is super strong.
Grab something, Shred.

00:15:18.220 --> 00:15:19.810
Okay. But I'm closing my eyes.

00:15:19.890 --> 00:15:22.030
Is this a bad time to tell you
that I'm a big fan?

00:15:22.060 --> 00:15:23.110
Yes.

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Okay. Well, it would just seem phony

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if I didn't say anything, right?

00:15:26.730 --> 00:15:28.220
Listen, man, you get this thing off me,

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I'll sign anything you want.

00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:30.920
Really? How about a football?

00:15:30.940 --> 00:15:32.030
- Yes.
- How about a jersey?

00:15:32.060 --> 00:15:33.110
- Yes.
- A helmet?

00:15:33.140 --> 00:15:34.230
Yes.

00:15:34.310 --> 00:15:35.790
What about one of those
breast cancer awareness hats...

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- Anything!
- That are collectible.

00:15:39.760 --> 00:15:41.970
Yeah. I thought I was gonna die.

00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:45.670
Okay, yeah, yeah...

00:15:45.750 --> 00:15:48.920
Oh, my God. It's on me now.

00:15:48.990 --> 00:15:52.770
If I don't make it... beat the Rams.

00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:57.200
Emily! Hey! How's it going, girl?

00:15:57.220 --> 00:15:58.980
Oh, man. You are really good out there.

00:15:59.060 --> 00:16:00.180
What'd you play in high school?

00:16:00.210 --> 00:16:02.130
- Yeah.
- What are you guys doing here?

00:16:02.210 --> 00:16:03.350
Uh, we, we just, uh...

00:16:03.380 --> 00:16:05.390
we just came to take you back
to the office.

00:16:05.420 --> 00:16:06.540
To the office.

00:16:06.560 --> 00:16:11.030
Oh. No. I'm not going back.

00:16:11.050 --> 00:16:13.570
Yeah. I'm... I'm never going back.

00:16:13.640 --> 00:16:15.140
Bye!

00:16:15.160 --> 00:16:16.830
Oh, I hate running.

00:16:16.910 --> 00:16:19.050
- Emily! Emily!
- Emily!

00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:20.290
My god, she's out of control.

00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:21.830
Hello! Emily! Slow down! Stop guys!

00:16:21.870 --> 00:16:22.960
Guys, guys, stop her!

00:16:22.980 --> 00:16:24.630
Whoo! My whole body's buzzing.

00:16:24.660 --> 00:16:26.250
I've never felt more alive!

00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:28.210
Dude, that snake had plans for you.

00:16:28.230 --> 00:16:31.830
A brush with death and an
encounter with a world-class athlete.

00:16:31.910 --> 00:16:34.300
Okay. That's obviously
a little bit hurtful.

00:16:34.330 --> 00:16:37.530
I came in 7th at Pyeongchang
but I know it's a niche sport.

00:16:37.550 --> 00:16:40.550
Listen, don't get needy but
you were pretty good back there.

00:16:40.570 --> 00:16:42.360
- Really?
- You're already being needy.

00:16:42.380 --> 00:16:44.700
I won't say another word.
Except that after this,

00:16:44.730 --> 00:16:47.580
I can't imagine being in battle
with anyone else.

00:16:47.660 --> 00:16:49.170
Snake brothers forever!

00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:51.000
Oh, 100 percent did this to myself.

00:16:52.070 --> 00:16:53.500
- Again?
- Give me those forms.

00:16:53.520 --> 00:16:55.750
- What? What did I do?
- Give me those forms.

00:16:55.830 --> 00:16:58.350
- You'll be my emergency contact?
- Give them to me.

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Don't get hurt 'cause I'm
pulling the plug for anything.

00:17:01.950 --> 00:17:03.220
Ooooh!

00:17:04.710 --> 00:17:05.820
Alright!

00:17:05.840 --> 00:17:06.929
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

00:17:07.020 --> 00:17:08.300
You're high on drugs!

00:17:14.550 --> 00:17:16.490
Oh, look what the cat dragged in.

00:17:16.570 --> 00:17:18.810
It's nice to see you too, Dad.

00:17:18.890 --> 00:17:22.400
Look, um... I had a near-death
experience today

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and, I don't know, I don't wanna
die with things left unsaid.

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I'm listening.

00:17:28.900 --> 00:17:32.090
Anyway, I just wanted you to know
that you're a terrible father

00:17:32.120 --> 00:17:35.840
who never had my back and
I want you to rot in hell.

00:17:39.740 --> 00:17:43.050
So that's it. Those are the two items.

00:17:43.080 --> 00:17:47.170
Well look, uh... you came this far,
at least come in and have a beer.

00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:48.480
Did you just hear what I said?

00:17:48.510 --> 00:17:52.100
Yeah. Bad father and, uh...
the rotting thing.

00:17:52.180 --> 00:17:53.780
You want a beer or not?

00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:55.920
What kind you got?

00:17:55.940 --> 00:17:59.200
Rainier. I've been drinking
the same beer since I was 12.

00:17:59.930 --> 00:18:01.740
You too good for Rainier now?

00:18:01.760 --> 00:18:04.210
I've always been too good for Rainier.

00:18:04.280 --> 00:18:05.690
What are you, like, 100 now?

00:18:05.870 --> 00:18:07.250
-  Always count on me 
- Oh boy.

00:18:07.370 --> 00:18:08.680
Hello Mister Mayor.

00:18:08.700 --> 00:18:12.300
Keep turning, oh, keep smiling,

00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:15.770
Knowing you can always count on me

00:18:15.800 --> 00:18:17.370
Everybody! For sure!

00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:19.410
Oh, I'm going really,
really wide with this.

00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:21.420
That's what friends are for

00:18:21.450 --> 00:18:23.060
Adopt these dogs!

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