WEBVTT 00:00:09.218 --> 00:00:10.263 Proud of you. 00:00:12.221 --> 00:00:13.222 Thanks. 00:00:13.266 --> 00:00:14.833 Now all I need is a trophy case 00:00:14.876 --> 00:00:16.486 and a magnifying glass. 00:00:16.530 --> 00:00:18.575 Size doesn't matter. 00:00:18.619 --> 00:00:19.925 Not helping. 00:00:20.926 --> 00:00:24.146 Look, Tom, you earned them, you should be happy. 00:00:24.190 --> 00:00:26.279 I haven't come in higher than 26th. 00:00:26.322 --> 00:00:29.108 Why do they even give out trophies for 26th? 00:00:29.151 --> 00:00:31.023 By the time they called my name, the alley was already 00:00:31.066 --> 00:00:34.940 setting up for a birthday party. I'm in a rut. 00:00:34.940 --> 00:00:36.376 - Tom... - I just don't get it. 00:00:36.419 --> 00:00:38.334 I've changed my approach, my ball speed, 00:00:38.378 --> 00:00:39.683 my release point. 00:00:39.727 --> 00:00:40.859 I don't know what else to do. 00:00:42.861 --> 00:00:45.602 Sweetie, look, you're gonna get through this. 00:00:45.646 --> 00:00:47.213 Okay? What does Archie say? 00:00:47.256 --> 00:00:49.955 "You're not keeping your elbow in!" 00:00:49.998 --> 00:00:52.740 "Stop flipping your damn wrist! You're chopping pins!" 00:00:54.089 --> 00:00:57.049 - My point is he only says what I'm doing wrong. - Hey. 00:00:57.092 --> 00:00:59.573 Look, six months ago, you were installing seat belts 00:00:59.616 --> 00:01:02.358 on an assembly line, and now you are a professional bowler. 00:01:02.402 --> 00:01:04.447 - Yeah, but... - Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 00:01:04.491 --> 00:01:07.015 The fact is, there is a roof over our heads, 00:01:07.059 --> 00:01:09.009 the bills are paid, there's food on that table. 00:01:09.148 --> 00:01:10.366 I know. 00:01:10.410 --> 00:01:11.977 But I have to be getting top-ten finishes 00:01:12.020 --> 00:01:13.935 if I want to get in the World Series of Bowling. 00:01:13.979 --> 00:01:15.415 Yeah, and you've already earned half those points 00:01:15.458 --> 00:01:17.156 you need to get there and you have one of 00:01:17.199 --> 00:01:19.593 the highest series averages of any rookie on the tour. 00:01:20.594 --> 00:01:22.901 You know it turns me on when you talk bowling stats, right? 00:01:22.944 --> 00:01:27.818 Well, come upstairs and I'll read you some split percentages 00:01:27.862 --> 00:01:30.169 while I jump rope in a tube top. 00:01:30.212 --> 00:01:32.345 - Really? - No! 00:01:33.259 --> 00:01:34.825 My point is 00:01:34.869 --> 00:01:37.132 I think you need to change your perspective. 00:01:37.176 --> 00:01:39.830 Saying you're in a rut only puts you deeper in a rut. 00:01:39.874 --> 00:01:41.963 Change your thoughts, change your life. 00:01:43.008 --> 00:01:44.444 I'm not in... I'm not in a rut. 00:01:44.487 --> 00:01:45.487 - I'm not... - Try harder. 00:01:45.488 --> 00:01:46.488 I'm not in a rut. 00:01:46.489 --> 00:01:47.621 Okay, warmer. Turn it up. 00:01:49.405 --> 00:01:50.405 I am not in a rut! 00:01:50.406 --> 00:01:52.060 There's my man! 00:01:52.104 --> 00:01:54.062 That's the power of positive thinking. 00:01:54.106 --> 00:01:56.935 You will go upstairs and jump rope in a tube top! 00:01:58.453 --> 00:01:59.938 Nice try. 00:02:16.041 --> 00:02:18.173 Wait, what? 00:02:18.217 --> 00:02:20.219 What are you doing? It's 6:00 a.m. 00:02:20.262 --> 00:02:21.655 Yeah, I've been up since 4:00. 00:02:21.698 --> 00:02:23.396 I couldn't stop thinking about what you said, 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:25.920 so I found a podcast on the power of positivity. 00:02:25.964 --> 00:02:27.443 Oh, thank God. 00:02:27.487 --> 00:02:28.575 So that's what you were doing with your phone 00:02:28.575 --> 00:02:30.185 under the covers last night. 00:02:31.404 --> 00:02:33.145 Yeah, more or less. 00:02:34.189 --> 00:02:35.582 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 00:02:35.625 --> 00:02:37.453 Look, it's hosted by a sports psychologist. 00:02:37.497 --> 00:02:39.629 He's worked with pro athletes for over 30 years. 00:02:39.673 --> 00:02:41.196 It's all about thought replacement. 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.372 Positive thoughts, productive results. 00:02:43.416 --> 00:02:45.766 Ah, sounds a lot like what I told you last night, 00:02:45.809 --> 00:02:47.637 but now that a man said it... 00:02:47.681 --> 00:02:49.161 I'm glad you're excited. 00:02:50.292 --> 00:02:51.685 You didn't buy anything, did you? 00:02:51.728 --> 00:02:53.121 I'm not a *. 00:02:53.165 --> 00:02:54.862 You bought an umbrella off an infomercial. 00:02:54.905 --> 00:02:57.517 Yeah, umbrella technology hasn't changed in 100 years. 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.388 Excuse me for being curious. 00:03:00.346 --> 00:03:01.738 Okay, 00:03:01.782 --> 00:03:04.393 but just to be clear, you didn't buy anything? 00:03:09.964 --> 00:03:11.705 Good morning, my friends. 00:03:12.619 --> 00:03:13.794 Thinking about the past, 00:03:13.837 --> 00:03:15.100 that's depression. 00:03:15.143 --> 00:03:17.319 Thinking about the future, that's anxiety. 00:03:17.363 --> 00:03:19.539 Today is a new day. 00:03:19.582 --> 00:03:22.107 Facts. 00:03:23.673 --> 00:03:24.892 Hey, listen. 00:03:24.935 --> 00:03:26.894 You only got four more tournaments 00:03:26.937 --> 00:03:28.461 before the World Series of Bowling. 00:03:28.504 --> 00:03:30.767 So, today may be a new day, 00:03:30.811 --> 00:03:33.553 but your game *s as much as it did yesterday. 00:03:35.468 --> 00:03:37.644 Your enthusiasm's not lost on me. 00:03:37.687 --> 00:03:40.516 I don't think you're listening to what I'm saying. 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:41.865 You're placing in the middle 00:03:41.909 --> 00:03:44.085 'cause you're bowling like a damn fool. 00:03:44.129 --> 00:03:46.740 Now, today you're gonna practice hitting the 3-9 sleeper. 00:03:46.783 --> 00:03:49.090 Love the passion. 00:03:49.134 --> 00:03:51.266 I want you to do that 100 times. 00:03:51.310 --> 00:03:53.921 And if the sun is still up, I want you to do it 100 more. 00:03:53.964 --> 00:03:56.228 Man, I'm staying on you like a streak 00:03:56.271 --> 00:03:59.622 on a low-flow toilet until you come out of this rut. 00:04:01.233 --> 00:04:03.757 Archie, we're not using the word "rut" anymore. 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.194 Well, are we using this word? 00:04:06.238 --> 00:04:08.327 "Shut your damn mouth and bowl." 00:04:09.589 --> 00:04:11.852 You know, in Biology of the Happy Brain, 00:04:11.895 --> 00:04:14.463 they say you should match every negative with two positives. 00:04:15.464 --> 00:04:17.771 Wait, I didn't know you listened to Happy Brain. 00:04:17.814 --> 00:04:19.120 Man, I love Dr. Hughes. 00:04:19.164 --> 00:04:21.427 Attitude is a choice. 00:04:22.819 --> 00:04:24.125 You know what else is a choice? 00:04:24.169 --> 00:04:25.866 I-I'm-a get back to work. 00:04:27.737 --> 00:04:29.739 I think you should give this podcast a try, Arch. 00:04:29.783 --> 00:04:31.480 Be more positive. 00:04:31.524 --> 00:04:33.787 I don't want to overstep, but you can be a little grouchy, 00:04:33.830 --> 00:04:35.745 a little critical. 00:04:35.789 --> 00:04:40.010 I'm critical because I'm trying to help you. 00:04:40.054 --> 00:04:41.403 No pain, no gain. 00:04:41.447 --> 00:04:44.493 Eh. Dr. Hughes says, "No pain, no pain." 00:04:44.537 --> 00:04:45.755 Oh, boy. 00:04:45.799 --> 00:04:47.366 I'm just saying it might help me 00:04:47.409 --> 00:04:49.237 to hear something supportive every once in a while. 00:04:49.281 --> 00:04:51.021 You don't need buttering up, Tom, 00:04:51.065 --> 00:04:52.327 you need a coach. And don't forget, 00:04:52.371 --> 00:04:53.633 my way has gotten you this far. 00:04:53.676 --> 00:04:55.069 Yeah, but I've plateaued. 00:04:55.113 --> 00:04:57.767 Sometimes you need a shoulder to stand on 00:04:57.811 --> 00:04:59.552 if you want to shoot for the moon. 00:04:59.595 --> 00:05:01.728 Dr. Hughes says, "If you miss the moon, 00:05:01.771 --> 00:05:03.469 you'll still land amongst the stars." 00:05:03.512 --> 00:05:06.907 What in the blue hell is you talking about right now? 00:05:07.908 --> 00:05:10.171 The moon is closer to the Earth than any star. 00:05:10.215 --> 00:05:11.607 You know how far it is to a star? 00:05:11.651 --> 00:05:13.174 If you go... You know, this is ridiculous. 00:05:15.089 --> 00:05:17.744 I don't want to be placing in the middle of the pack forever. 00:05:17.787 --> 00:05:19.093 I want to be at the top. 00:05:19.137 --> 00:05:20.573 And maybe I'd get there faster 00:05:20.616 --> 00:05:22.227 if we tried something new. 00:05:22.270 --> 00:05:24.359 Okay. Fine. 00:05:24.403 --> 00:05:26.187 I'll listen to your stupid podcast, 00:05:26.231 --> 00:05:29.103 if you're willing to try something new. 00:05:29.147 --> 00:05:31.210 - Yeah, I'm open to new stuff. - You sure? 00:05:31.211 --> 00:05:33.063 - Yes. - 'Cause this is real cutting-edge stuff. 00:05:33.107 --> 00:05:34.282 Yeah, give it to me. 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.764 Shut your damn mouth and bowl. 00:05:43.552 --> 00:05:44.771 Wow. 00:05:45.772 --> 00:05:47.426 This place looks like a real salon. 00:05:47.469 --> 00:05:49.732 Thanks. Now I just got to get better 00:05:49.776 --> 00:05:51.038 at cleaning up before dinner. 00:05:51.081 --> 00:05:52.344 Last night I had a few complaints 00:05:52.387 --> 00:05:54.041 about my spaghetti and hair *. 00:05:56.130 --> 00:05:57.392 I got everything on your list. 00:05:57.436 --> 00:05:59.046 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 00:05:59.089 --> 00:06:00.917 I've been too busy to hit the supply store. 00:06:00.961 --> 00:06:03.093 Back-to-back cuts, colors, extensions. 00:06:03.137 --> 00:06:05.748 - I even trimmed a guy's toupee. - On his head? 00:06:05.792 --> 00:06:07.620 No, his wife brought it in. She just needed 00:06:07.663 --> 00:06:09.187 to get it back before he woke up. 00:06:11.276 --> 00:06:13.408 I can't believe how busy you are. 00:06:13.452 --> 00:06:14.757 I know. 00:06:14.801 --> 00:06:16.106 I could actually use a little help this weekend 00:06:16.150 --> 00:06:17.673 - if you're free. - I wish I could. 00:06:17.717 --> 00:06:19.284 There's no way Ruth is gonna give me the time off. 00:06:19.327 --> 00:06:21.155 I'm supposed to be at the dentist right now. 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:23.244 If she checks my teeth, I'm *ed. 00:06:24.332 --> 00:06:26.291 Here. I have some cotton * 00:06:26.334 --> 00:06:28.249 you can cram in your cheeks if it'll help. 00:06:28.293 --> 00:06:30.251 I'd love to have a job 00:06:30.295 --> 00:06:31.644 where I could just lie about being sick 00:06:31.687 --> 00:06:33.515 - without having to prove it. - Mm. 00:06:33.559 --> 00:06:35.474 Well, if I ever figure all this out, 00:06:35.517 --> 00:06:37.519 who knows... maybe we can partner up. 00:06:37.563 --> 00:06:40.914 - Oh, my God. That would be amazing. - Wouldn't it? 00:06:40.957 --> 00:06:42.916 You could lie about being sick as much as you want. 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:46.572 I'd even throw in one week of paid hangover days. 00:06:47.834 --> 00:06:49.923 That'll get me through January 8. 00:06:51.794 --> 00:06:53.318 Someday. 00:06:53.361 --> 00:06:55.537 Well, back to reality. 00:06:59.933 --> 00:07:01.935 I hate my life. 00:07:05.547 --> 00:07:07.462 Hey. 00:07:09.725 --> 00:07:11.379 - Podcast? - Yeah, you know it. 00:07:11.423 --> 00:07:15.035 Hmm. So, did Archie kind of hate it or really hate it? 00:07:15.078 --> 00:07:16.689 Hate does not exist. 00:07:16.732 --> 00:07:19.126 It's really just the absence of love. 00:07:19.169 --> 00:07:21.128 - But he really the absence of loved it. - Mm. 00:07:24.087 --> 00:07:25.480 Oh, hey. 00:07:25.524 --> 00:07:27.003 What are you doing back? Did you forget something? 00:07:27.047 --> 00:07:30.006 Guess who's named Tia and just quit her job. 00:07:30.050 --> 00:07:32.226 Ah. That's an easy one. 00:07:33.227 --> 00:07:35.882 - Me. I did it. I quit. - What?! 00:07:35.925 --> 00:07:38.450 I'm all in on Team Tia and Jen. 00:07:38.493 --> 00:07:40.930 Jen and Tia. But what?! 00:07:42.410 --> 00:07:45.195 I told Ruth that I quit so that I come work for you. 00:07:45.239 --> 00:07:46.675 Where should I set up? 00:07:46.719 --> 00:07:49.635 Wait, Tia, when we talked about working together, 00:07:49.678 --> 00:07:52.377 I meant someday, not today. 00:07:52.420 --> 00:07:55.423 Oh, every day's a someday before it's a today. 00:07:57.033 --> 00:07:58.600 Look, okay, look, 00:07:58.644 --> 00:08:01.429 this-this kitchen is not ideal for something like this. 00:08:01.473 --> 00:08:03.692 - This isn't going to be easy. - Well, that's fine. 00:08:03.736 --> 00:08:06.216 I'd rather be on a bumpy road to somewhere 00:08:06.260 --> 00:08:08.262 than a dead end road to nowhere. 00:08:08.306 --> 00:08:09.829 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:08:09.872 --> 00:08:12.353 Tia Maria, that was beautiful. 00:08:12.397 --> 00:08:16.226 - That was inspired. It's... - Dial it back, babe. 00:08:16.270 --> 00:08:17.837 How did Ruth take all this? 00:08:17.880 --> 00:08:18.968 Surprisingly well. 00:08:19.012 --> 00:08:20.318 - Really? - Yeah. 00:08:20.361 --> 00:08:21.406 She hugged me. 00:08:21.449 --> 00:08:22.450 She gave me this card to give you. 00:08:22.494 --> 00:08:24.409 Card? 00:08:26.280 --> 00:08:28.282 - "Good luck... " Aw. - Aw. 00:08:29.544 --> 00:08:32.330 "... with the inspector I reported you to 00:08:32.373 --> 00:08:35.289 for illegally running a business out of your kitchen." 00:08:36.725 --> 00:08:38.336 "P.S. You can * a... " 00:08:40.294 --> 00:08:42.383 Oh, my God, she's gonna shut down 00:08:42.427 --> 00:08:44.298 the Tia and Jen Salon before it even opens. 00:08:44.342 --> 00:08:46.822 Jen and Tia, and she's not closing down anything. 00:08:47.954 --> 00:08:49.390 - Jen and Tia. - Yeah. 00:08:49.434 --> 00:08:51.044 Tia and Jen. 00:08:51.087 --> 00:08:54.613 Closed minds will never shut down open hearts. 00:08:57.050 --> 00:08:58.530 I just made that up. 00:08:58.573 --> 00:08:59.966 This might be positive thinking, 00:09:00.009 --> 00:09:01.620 but I think I'm really good at this. 00:09:03.491 --> 00:09:04.753 Hey, hey, hey, Lew my dude. 00:09:04.797 --> 00:09:05.841 Hey, heads up. 00:09:05.885 --> 00:09:07.887 Archie's in a weird mood. 00:09:07.930 --> 00:09:08.975 Oh, what do you mean? 00:09:09.018 --> 00:09:10.455 Good morning, fellow travelers 00:09:10.498 --> 00:09:12.631 on this crazy rock we call Earth. 00:09:14.894 --> 00:09:16.504 That's what I mean. 00:09:17.418 --> 00:09:20.639 Oh, what a beautiful morning 00:09:20.682 --> 00:09:24.033 Oh, what a beautiful day 00:09:24.077 --> 00:09:26.035 Somebody's in a good mood. 00:09:26.079 --> 00:09:27.733 Y-you want to get to practice? 00:09:27.776 --> 00:09:29.038 Not quite yet. 00:09:29.082 --> 00:09:30.866 I've got a wonderful 00:09:30.910 --> 00:09:33.869 Feeling 00:09:33.913 --> 00:09:36.350 Everything's going 00:09:37.307 --> 00:09:41.399 My way. 00:09:44.227 --> 00:09:45.403 All right, let's get to work. 00:09:57.502 --> 00:09:59.982 Oh, nice approach, Tom. 00:10:00.026 --> 00:10:01.288 Your footwork is so good 00:10:01.331 --> 00:10:03.769 it's like Bruno Mars had a baby with Usher. 00:10:04.900 --> 00:10:08.643 Wow, man, you really took this podcast to heart. It's great. 00:10:08.687 --> 00:10:10.515 Well, you told me to listen. I listened. 00:10:10.558 --> 00:10:12.473 Gave me a new perspective. 00:10:12.517 --> 00:10:14.388 Hey, Arch, how's my game looking? 00:10:14.432 --> 00:10:17.086 Carl... I love your passion 00:10:17.130 --> 00:10:19.088 and dedication to the sport. 00:10:19.132 --> 00:10:21.656 Look, it doesn't matter what the score is 00:10:21.700 --> 00:10:22.962 as long as you love it. 00:10:23.005 --> 00:10:24.267 Thanks, man. 00:10:25.965 --> 00:10:28.141 And, Tom, that was a hell of a shot! 00:10:28.184 --> 00:10:29.184 Ooh. 00:10:29.185 --> 00:10:30.796 Wow. 00:10:30.839 --> 00:10:32.145 I don't think I've ever heard you say that before. 00:10:32.188 --> 00:10:33.494 Well, I meant it. 00:10:33.538 --> 00:10:35.714 Thanks for giving this podcast a try. 00:10:35.757 --> 00:10:36.976 Tom, 00:10:37.019 --> 00:10:40.283 there is no triumph without a "try." 00:10:42.024 --> 00:10:43.678 And an "umph." 00:10:44.810 --> 00:10:45.898 Damn it, Lew... 00:10:47.813 --> 00:10:49.989 ... how can one man have so much wit? 00:10:55.255 --> 00:10:56.909 Dang it. 00:10:56.952 --> 00:10:58.606 That's the third spare I've missed today. 00:10:58.650 --> 00:11:00.478 That was a hell of a shot, Tom. 00:11:00.521 --> 00:11:01.566 Thanks. 00:11:01.609 --> 00:11:03.611 Love that you keep saying that. 00:11:03.655 --> 00:11:05.178 What am I doing wrong, Arch? 00:11:05.221 --> 00:11:07.485 Not focusing on what you're doing right, 00:11:07.528 --> 00:11:09.487 which, from where I'm sitting, is a lot. 00:11:09.530 --> 00:11:11.184 I'm still chopping pins, though. 00:11:11.227 --> 00:11:13.012 Yeah, you're chopping pins, 00:11:13.055 --> 00:11:15.188 but your release point is right on the money. 00:11:15.231 --> 00:11:16.494 Come on, man. 00:11:16.537 --> 00:11:17.799 I got no follow-through. 00:11:17.843 --> 00:11:20.019 I look like a damn fool. 00:11:20.846 --> 00:11:24.197 You sound just like Archie, but less hot. 00:11:25.241 --> 00:11:26.852 Um, the problem isn't your body, 00:11:26.895 --> 00:11:28.680 It's your mind. 00:11:28.723 --> 00:11:31.291 You got to visualize knocking down the pins. 00:11:31.334 --> 00:11:33.336 It's just like Dr. Hughes said, 00:11:33.380 --> 00:11:36.252 "See the win, be the win." 00:11:37.210 --> 00:11:39.560 Visualizing is great, but if I don't start knocking down pins, 00:11:39.604 --> 00:11:43.085 I'm gonna see the foreclosure and be on the street. 00:11:45.958 --> 00:11:47.307 No offense, Tom, 00:11:47.350 --> 00:11:49.527 but you can be a little grumpy sometimes. 00:11:56.577 --> 00:11:58.927 Oh, hey. Okay, could you give me a hand? 00:11:58.971 --> 00:12:01.930 I'm hiding any trace of having a salon in the kitchen. 00:12:01.974 --> 00:12:04.585 I canceled all my appointments. I took all the bags of hair 00:12:04.629 --> 00:12:05.934 from our trash out to the street. 00:12:05.978 --> 00:12:07.283 Sure you have to do all this? 00:12:07.327 --> 00:12:09.024 The inspector could drop in at any minute, 00:12:09.068 --> 00:12:10.591 and if I'm caught it's a $10,000 fine. 00:12:10.635 --> 00:12:12.593 You sure you're doing it fast enough? 00:12:13.681 --> 00:12:15.553 Okay. You know, in the meantime, 00:12:15.596 --> 00:12:18.120 Tia's looking for chairs we can rent someplace 00:12:18.164 --> 00:12:20.122 or maybe a super cheap place of our own. 00:12:20.166 --> 00:12:21.863 But every time I tell a realtor our budget, 00:12:21.907 --> 00:12:24.866 they hang up on me or they laugh in a really mean way. 00:12:26.172 --> 00:12:28.870 If Archie was here, he'd tell you to visualize a new salon. 00:12:28.914 --> 00:12:31.046 - What are you talking about? - He listened to the podcast. 00:12:31.046 --> 00:12:32.265 Now he's Mr. Positive. 00:12:32.308 --> 00:12:33.832 Isn't that what you wanted? 00:12:33.875 --> 00:12:35.398 Yeah, but we didn't get anything done all day. 00:12:35.442 --> 00:12:37.096 He's not even coaching me. 00:12:37.139 --> 00:12:38.837 He just showers me with compliments. 00:12:38.880 --> 00:12:41.143 It's like his whole personality changed overnight. 00:12:41.187 --> 00:12:44.233 Oh, this is like when Felicity chopped off all her curls. 00:12:45.191 --> 00:12:46.714 I'm sorry. I see everything in hair. 00:12:48.324 --> 00:12:49.761 He didn't say one negative thing all day. 00:12:49.804 --> 00:12:51.197 I tested him. 00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:52.851 I threw a gutter ball on purpose, he said, 00:12:52.894 --> 00:12:54.853 "Mistakes are just successes spelled differently." 00:12:54.896 --> 00:12:56.637 I mean, how does that make sense? 00:12:56.681 --> 00:12:58.465 Completely different letters. 00:12:59.814 --> 00:13:01.468 - Really out of character for him. - Yeah. 00:13:03.862 --> 00:13:05.298 He's messing with me, isn't he? 00:13:05.341 --> 00:13:06.516 - I didn't say that. - No, he is. 00:13:06.560 --> 00:13:08.431 That's it. 00:13:08.475 --> 00:13:10.782 Only Archie could weaponize positivity. 00:13:10.825 --> 00:13:13.088 God, I've created the nicest monster in the world. 00:13:14.481 --> 00:13:16.048 Franken-kind. 00:13:22.532 --> 00:13:24.578 Hey. 00:13:25.971 --> 00:13:27.755 Come on, man. Let's get to work. 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:29.278 Hey, buddy. 00:13:29.322 --> 00:13:31.193 I think we start with ten minutes of gratitude. 00:13:31.237 --> 00:13:32.542 Knock it off. 00:13:32.586 --> 00:13:33.892 I'm gonna bowl, you're gonna yell 00:13:33.935 --> 00:13:35.676 what I'm doing wrong. You win. 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:39.114 I don't think you've given the power of positivity enough of a shot. 00:13:39.158 --> 00:13:41.160 I get it. It's a stupid podcast 00:13:41.203 --> 00:13:42.770 and positivity doesn't work. 00:13:42.814 --> 00:13:44.816 - You proved your point. - What are you talking about? 00:13:44.859 --> 00:13:46.165 I'm talking about you *ing with me 00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:47.601 instead of coaching me. 00:13:47.645 --> 00:13:49.081 The World Series is right around the corner. 00:13:49.124 --> 00:13:50.343 We don't have time for this. 00:13:50.386 --> 00:13:51.386 *ing with you? 00:13:51.387 --> 00:13:52.650 Why would I * with you? 00:13:52.693 --> 00:13:53.955 I have no idea. 00:13:53.999 --> 00:13:55.696 You said all this would help. 00:13:55.740 --> 00:13:58.133 I wanted you to be a little bit more positive, 00:13:58.177 --> 00:14:00.005 not turn into Dolly Parton. 00:14:00.048 --> 00:14:01.746 Oh, okay. 00:14:01.789 --> 00:14:03.573 So, so first, I'm too negative, 00:14:03.617 --> 00:14:04.879 then I'm too positive, 00:14:04.923 --> 00:14:06.664 now, all of a sudden, I'm *ing with you? 00:14:06.707 --> 00:14:08.361 Tell me you're not. 00:14:08.404 --> 00:14:09.797 I'm not! 00:14:14.497 --> 00:14:17.762 I think maybe the problem is you don't trust me as your coach. 00:14:17.805 --> 00:14:21.287 Arch... Arch. 00:14:22.331 --> 00:14:23.855 Okay, bye. 00:14:25.073 --> 00:14:27.162 Well, any luck? 00:14:27.206 --> 00:14:30.035 I just found a place in our price range. 00:14:30.078 --> 00:14:32.080 But it's close to a manure farm. 00:14:32.124 --> 00:14:34.256 It's on a manure farm. It's a barn. 00:14:36.824 --> 00:14:39.305 At least your kitchen looks like a kitchen again. 00:14:39.348 --> 00:14:41.002 Except for these. 00:14:41.046 --> 00:14:43.483 Oh, God. They must have fallen out of my bag. 00:14:43.526 --> 00:14:44.526 Good save. 00:14:46.442 --> 00:14:48.662 Uh-oh. 00:14:48.706 --> 00:14:50.751 Look, okay, this isn't what it looks like. 00:14:51.796 --> 00:14:53.145 Hi. 00:14:53.188 --> 00:14:56.191 - You know, we were clipping coupons. - Mm-hmm. 00:14:56.235 --> 00:14:59.847 With a pair of stainless steel Amandalena thinning shears? 00:14:59.891 --> 00:15:02.284 Is that a crime, copper? 00:15:04.983 --> 00:15:06.680 No, it isn't. 00:15:06.724 --> 00:15:10.031 However, illegally operating a salon in your kitchen is. 00:15:10.075 --> 00:15:11.641 I know. Good thing there is none of that 00:15:11.685 --> 00:15:13.078 going on here. 00:15:13.121 --> 00:15:14.775 There's a bag of human hair in the trash bin 00:15:14.819 --> 00:15:16.342 that would suggest otherwise. 00:15:16.385 --> 00:15:18.039 - That's not ours. - Mm-mm. 00:15:18.083 --> 00:15:19.519 We're holding that for a friend. 00:15:19.562 --> 00:15:22.435 Yes, his name is Joe Friend... erson. 00:15:22.478 --> 00:15:24.002 Joe Frienderson. 00:15:24.045 --> 00:15:26.482 He's an attorney at Frienderson and Sons. 00:15:26.526 --> 00:15:28.615 He's bald. Now. 00:15:30.225 --> 00:15:31.749 Oh. 00:15:31.792 --> 00:15:34.273 Well, then I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. 00:15:34.316 --> 00:15:37.406 Oh, yeah, one last thing. 00:15:37.450 --> 00:15:38.886 I'm not an idiot! 00:15:40.453 --> 00:15:42.672 Having a salon... or any business... 00:15:42.716 --> 00:15:44.674 in a living space is a direct violation 00:15:44.718 --> 00:15:48.330 of Article 104-6 of the Michigan Business Corporation Act. 00:15:48.374 --> 00:15:49.636 Okay, r-right. 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:51.333 Fair enough, but... 00:15:51.377 --> 00:15:53.727 But you are allowed to operate an independent salon 00:15:53.771 --> 00:15:55.685 if it is enclosed by full partitions 00:15:55.729 --> 00:15:57.644 and doors from a dwelling. 00:15:57.687 --> 00:15:59.341 And if it's a full-service salon, 00:15:59.385 --> 00:16:01.735 it must have shampoo bowls and a separate hand-washing sink 00:16:01.779 --> 00:16:03.476 to clean tools, 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:07.828 according to 109-7 of the Michigan Business Corporation Act. 00:16:11.266 --> 00:16:13.138 Okay. 00:16:13.181 --> 00:16:15.053 You know your stuff, 00:16:15.096 --> 00:16:17.490 but the kitchen still isn't gonna pass code. 00:16:17.533 --> 00:16:20.580 Okay, but... 00:16:21.886 --> 00:16:23.409 But... 00:16:23.452 --> 00:16:25.193 - But... - But the sunroom does. 00:16:25.237 --> 00:16:27.935 Or it will, uh... 00:16:27.979 --> 00:16:31.417 I mean, obviously, I would never cut hair in a kitchen. 00:16:32.810 --> 00:16:34.855 Can you get water in here for the sinks? 00:16:34.899 --> 00:16:36.161 Um... 00:16:36.204 --> 00:16:37.815 Yeah, we can tap into the main line, 00:16:37.858 --> 00:16:39.817 which runs two feet along the south wall of this room. 00:16:39.860 --> 00:16:41.644 It's three-quarter inch high-density polyethylene, 00:16:41.688 --> 00:16:43.168 so that'll be plenty for what we need. 00:16:44.125 --> 00:16:46.867 All right, well, get that done, 00:16:46.911 --> 00:16:49.087 and then all you have to do is apply for a business license, 00:16:49.130 --> 00:16:50.305 and you're all set. 00:16:50.349 --> 00:16:51.567 Okay, I-I'm sorry that you came 00:16:51.611 --> 00:16:53.091 all the way out here for nothing. 00:16:53.134 --> 00:16:55.267 It's fine. Ruth does this to other salons 00:16:55.310 --> 00:16:56.790 about once a week. 00:17:00.794 --> 00:17:02.448 You were amazing. 00:17:02.491 --> 00:17:03.884 Where did all that come from? 00:17:03.928 --> 00:17:05.451 I don't know. It just hit me 00:17:05.494 --> 00:17:07.409 when she said "Michigan Corporation Act." 00:17:07.453 --> 00:17:09.890 You're not the only one that's dreamed of having a salon. 00:17:09.934 --> 00:17:11.239 I didn't even realize 00:17:11.283 --> 00:17:12.893 I could have a legal salon in my house 00:17:12.937 --> 00:17:14.503 until you said all of that. 00:17:14.547 --> 00:17:15.940 And what about you, with all that water stuff? 00:17:15.983 --> 00:17:18.072 When Tom was at the factory and something broke, 00:17:18.116 --> 00:17:20.248 all the contractors thought they could rip me off. 00:17:20.292 --> 00:17:23.121 I decided I needed to know more about this house than they did. 00:17:23.164 --> 00:17:24.209 You're a bad*. 00:17:24.252 --> 00:17:25.601 No, you're a bad*. 00:17:25.645 --> 00:17:26.645 No, you're a bad*. 00:17:26.646 --> 00:17:27.646 - You are. - You are. 00:17:27.647 --> 00:17:28.647 How long does this go on for? 00:17:28.648 --> 00:17:29.736 - Forever. - Ah! 00:17:34.219 --> 00:17:35.785 Hey, Arch. 00:17:35.829 --> 00:17:38.266 You, uh, want a Kit Kat? 00:17:39.964 --> 00:17:42.923 I-I got it from the vending machine, so... 00:17:42.967 --> 00:17:44.751 this is money right back in your pocket. 00:17:52.846 --> 00:17:54.848 You know I trust you, right? 00:17:54.892 --> 00:17:55.936 Do you? 00:17:55.980 --> 00:17:58.199 Yes. Come on, man. 00:17:58.243 --> 00:18:00.810 You sort of made fun of the whole positivity thing, 00:18:00.854 --> 00:18:03.074 a lot, in front of everybody. 00:18:03.117 --> 00:18:05.424 And next thing I know, you're all in. 00:18:05.467 --> 00:18:06.555 That was weird. 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:08.644 You damn right I went all in. 00:18:08.688 --> 00:18:10.037 I've always been all in. 00:18:10.081 --> 00:18:11.952 And I wouldn't * with your dream, Tom. 00:18:11.996 --> 00:18:15.521 Because it's my dream, too. 00:18:15.564 --> 00:18:17.131 Yeah, I-I know, it's... 00:18:17.175 --> 00:18:18.350 Look. 00:18:18.393 --> 00:18:19.917 When you told me we needed to switch 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:21.135 to a more positive style, 00:18:21.179 --> 00:18:22.963 you didn't have to ask me twice. 00:18:23.007 --> 00:18:26.184 I listened to 14 episodes of that podcast. 00:18:27.272 --> 00:18:28.664 You didn't buy anything, did you? 00:18:29.665 --> 00:18:32.494 I ordered the damn mindfulness bell. 00:18:33.756 --> 00:18:34.932 I got the weighted hoodie. 00:18:34.975 --> 00:18:36.585 Don't tell Jen. 00:18:36.629 --> 00:18:38.587 She's still mad at me for the Funbrella. 00:18:40.807 --> 00:18:43.853 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:18:43.897 --> 00:18:45.420 For saying you should change. 00:18:46.421 --> 00:18:47.640 That's not it, Tom. 00:18:47.683 --> 00:18:49.642 You are in a bit of a rut, 00:18:49.685 --> 00:18:50.991 and we did need to try something new. 00:18:51.035 --> 00:18:52.427 That's how you grow. 00:18:52.471 --> 00:18:53.471 That's how you get better. 00:18:53.472 --> 00:18:54.821 Tom... 00:18:54.864 --> 00:18:56.301 I'm learning to be a pro coach 00:18:56.344 --> 00:18:57.955 just like you're learning to be a pro bowler. 00:18:57.998 --> 00:18:59.130 And you're a great coach. 00:18:59.173 --> 00:19:01.784 Just, if all I hear is what I'm doing wrong, 00:19:01.828 --> 00:19:03.177 it's all I can think about. 00:19:03.221 --> 00:19:05.788 So, sometimes... 00:19:05.832 --> 00:19:07.268 you need to hear what you're doing right. 00:19:07.312 --> 00:19:08.312 I got it. 00:19:08.313 --> 00:19:09.967 Not all the time. 00:19:10.010 --> 00:19:11.794 You know, a... a blend, a fifty-fifty. 00:19:11.838 --> 00:19:13.361 Li-Like an Arnold Palmer. 00:19:13.405 --> 00:19:14.972 Oh, man, please. 00:19:15.015 --> 00:19:16.886 If you ain't going 70-30 ice tea, 00:19:16.930 --> 00:19:18.758 you're just a damn fool. 00:19:24.938 --> 00:19:27.114 All right, look. 00:19:27.158 --> 00:19:29.377 Let's say we get better together. 00:19:29.421 --> 00:19:32.206 - Deal. - Okay. 00:19:32.250 --> 00:19:33.599 Now that we're all better, uh, 00:19:33.642 --> 00:19:35.079 you want to go halfsies on this Kit Kat? 00:19:35.122 --> 00:19:36.732 Hey! Hell no. 00:19:37.646 --> 00:19:38.908 This is a gift. 00:19:44.305 --> 00:19:45.785 Jen? 00:19:45.828 --> 00:19:48.048 Oh, hey. How was practice? 00:19:48.092 --> 00:19:51.443 - Well, we started with a couple minutes of gratitude. - Oh, no. 00:19:51.486 --> 00:19:53.314 But then Archie started screaming at me 00:19:53.358 --> 00:19:55.577 about my release and threatened to drill three holes in my head. 00:19:56.970 --> 00:19:58.145 That's great. 00:19:58.189 --> 00:20:00.756 Yeah. I didn't chop a single pin. 00:20:00.800 --> 00:20:02.758 I think we have a shot at cracking the top ten 00:20:02.802 --> 00:20:03.803 at the next tournament. 00:20:03.846 --> 00:20:05.892 Oh, you do that... 00:20:05.935 --> 00:20:07.850 and I'll jump rope in a tube top. 00:20:07.894 --> 00:20:08.982 For real? 00:20:09.939 --> 00:20:11.376 Too bad you threw out that jump rope. 00:20:11.419 --> 00:20:14.161 There's a way to do it without the jump rope.