WEBVTT 00:00:06.970 --> 00:00:10.140 Here we go 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:11.516 Previously, on Some Assembly Required-- 00:00:11.516 --> 00:00:13.518 Bowie, I don't love you. 00:00:13.518 --> 00:00:14.811 Yeah, you do. 00:00:14.811 --> 00:00:16.146 You said it yourself. 00:00:16.146 --> 00:00:18.523 The guy you're into is smart, cool, and handsome. 00:00:18.523 --> 00:00:21.359 Who else could you possibly be talking about? 00:00:21.985 --> 00:00:23.903 Fine. It is you. Can I go now? 00:00:23.903 --> 00:00:25.155 What's your rush, Snugglepumpkin? 00:00:26.072 --> 00:00:27.282 Why won't you go out with me? 00:00:27.282 --> 00:00:28.867 Because... 00:00:28.867 --> 00:00:32.203 And he would kill me if he knew I told you... 00:00:32.203 --> 00:00:33.788 Jarvis is in love with you. 00:00:33.788 --> 00:00:36.332 Woo-hoo! 00:00:36.332 --> 00:00:38.710 I feel bad making that Jarvis thing up, 00:00:38.710 --> 00:00:39.919 but I had to do something 00:00:39.919 --> 00:00:41.629 to get her off my back. 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.508 I'm here, sweet-stuff. 00:00:45.508 --> 00:00:47.469 What's going on? 00:00:47.469 --> 00:00:50.263 What's going on is we're trying to rehearse for a parade. 00:00:50.263 --> 00:00:52.098 And you're raining on it. 00:00:52.098 --> 00:00:58.271 A dark, depressing, cold, lifeless rain. 00:00:58.271 --> 00:00:59.606 Knickknack's been 00:00:59.606 --> 00:01:02.108 invited to appear in the Celebration of Toys Parade 00:01:02.108 --> 00:01:03.276 as our characters 00:01:03.276 --> 00:01:06.696 Sweetie and Sprinkle, the Taste Buds. 00:01:06.696 --> 00:01:08.448 As you know, 00:01:08.448 --> 00:01:09.866 the Taste Buds are best friends. 00:01:09.866 --> 00:01:11.868 So I figured I'd play the boy friend 00:01:11.868 --> 00:01:13.453 and I needed someone to be the girl friend. 00:01:13.453 --> 00:01:15.205 And you picked Geneva? 00:01:15.205 --> 00:01:17.207 Yeah. Who else would I pick? 00:01:17.207 --> 00:01:20.335 Well, isn't there someone else you'd want to be your Sweetie? 00:01:20.335 --> 00:01:22.796 Of course there is. 00:01:22.796 --> 00:01:26.299 But I need Aster to choreograph the dance number. 00:01:26.299 --> 00:01:28.510 Oh. Okay. 00:01:28.510 --> 00:01:30.011 I'll see you later, though, right? 00:01:30.011 --> 00:01:31.346 Absolutely. 00:01:31.346 --> 00:01:32.555 The parade route 00:01:32.555 --> 00:01:34.432 goes right past the Knickknack building. 00:01:36.059 --> 00:01:37.519 Buckle up 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:39.687 And hold on tight 00:01:39.687 --> 00:01:42.524 You and me on a wild ride 00:01:42.524 --> 00:01:45.819 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:01:45.819 --> 00:01:49.030 Together we'll make it all the way 00:01:49.030 --> 00:01:51.699 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:01:51.699 --> 00:01:52.951 We'll always find our way around 00:01:52.951 --> 00:01:52.992 So here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:52.992 --> 00:01:57.080 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:57.080 --> 00:02:00.125 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:00.125 --> 00:02:01.793 You got me 00:02:01.793 --> 00:02:03.211 I got you 00:02:03.211 --> 00:02:04.754 Here we go 00:02:07.006 --> 00:02:08.842 Bowie, you know how 00:02:08.842 --> 00:02:09.968 you told me Jarvis loves me? 00:02:09.968 --> 00:02:11.219 I did? 00:02:11.219 --> 00:02:12.846 That doesn't sound like something I'd say. 00:02:12.846 --> 00:02:13.847 Yes, it does. 00:02:13.847 --> 00:02:16.349 It sounds exactly like something you'd say. 00:02:16.349 --> 00:02:18.852 Because you said it. 00:02:18.852 --> 00:02:21.146 Well, if I said it, it must be true. 00:02:21.146 --> 00:02:23.356 Because I always tell the truth. 00:02:23.356 --> 00:02:25.150 Anyway, can we talk about this later? 00:02:25.150 --> 00:02:26.651 I'm late for a flight, and the plane 00:02:26.651 --> 00:02:28.987 can't take off without its pilot. 00:02:31.322 --> 00:02:32.866 I don't get it. 00:02:32.866 --> 00:02:34.868 Jarvis has had plenty of opportunities 00:02:34.868 --> 00:02:36.035 to tell me how he feels about me, 00:02:36.035 --> 00:02:37.078 and he never does. 00:02:37.078 --> 00:02:38.538 So? Who cares? 00:02:38.538 --> 00:02:40.498 I do! Since the day we met, 00:02:40.498 --> 00:02:43.084 I've been kind of, sort of, a little... 00:02:43.084 --> 00:02:44.878 madly in love with him. 00:02:44.878 --> 00:02:47.255 Really? I didn't know you liked Jarvis. 00:02:47.255 --> 00:02:48.298 Or any guy. 00:02:48.298 --> 00:02:49.841 Or any person. 00:02:49.841 --> 00:02:51.843 Or any living thing. 00:02:52.844 --> 00:02:54.512 Except for me, of course. 00:02:54.512 --> 00:02:56.431 But girls love pilots. 00:02:56.431 --> 00:02:58.516 Especially one who's a war hero. 00:03:02.061 --> 00:03:04.689 I was never in love with you, Bowie. 00:03:04.689 --> 00:03:05.857 That was just a trick 00:03:05.857 --> 00:03:08.026 to make Jarvis see me as girlfriend material. 00:03:08.026 --> 00:03:09.694 So you lied? 00:03:09.694 --> 00:03:11.654 What kind of person does that? 00:03:12.989 --> 00:03:15.366 Anyway, got to go. They're naming a park after me. 00:03:15.366 --> 00:03:17.994 I died defending this great country. 00:03:20.538 --> 00:03:23.374 But if Jarvis loves me, why won't he say anything? 00:03:23.374 --> 00:03:25.084 Okay. 00:03:25.084 --> 00:03:27.921 The truth is... 00:03:27.921 --> 00:03:29.923 Jarvis is really shy. 00:03:29.923 --> 00:03:31.549 So shy, in fact, 00:03:31.549 --> 00:03:34.135 that you should never expect him to say anything about this. 00:03:34.135 --> 00:03:35.720 Ever. 00:03:35.720 --> 00:03:37.388 Jarvis is shy? 00:03:37.388 --> 00:03:40.934 Super, incredibly, unbearably shy. 00:03:40.934 --> 00:03:43.019 I can't wait to do the cupcake can-can 00:03:43.019 --> 00:03:45.772 in front of thousands of people! 00:03:51.569 --> 00:03:53.571 Oops. Almost forgot my helmet. 00:03:57.909 --> 00:03:59.535 I can't see. 00:03:59.535 --> 00:04:00.954 Awesome! 00:04:00.954 --> 00:04:03.665 No one else is crazy enough to do this. 00:04:09.045 --> 00:04:10.922 Sorry, dude. 00:04:18.221 --> 00:04:20.098 Couldn't see what just happened, dude, 00:04:20.098 --> 00:04:22.350 but it sounded like you took your helmet off. 00:04:22.350 --> 00:04:24.602 I better take mine off, too. 00:04:32.610 --> 00:04:36.239 Whoa! You're a girl-dude, dude! 00:04:36.239 --> 00:04:38.032 I haven't seen you before. 00:04:38.032 --> 00:04:40.994 'Cause I had my helmet over my eyes. 00:04:40.994 --> 00:04:42.954 Are you from around here? 00:04:46.082 --> 00:04:48.293 ...From Meeskatania. 00:04:55.008 --> 00:04:56.301 You can't do that. 00:04:56.301 --> 00:04:57.510 I get it. 00:04:57.510 --> 00:04:58.511 You don't want Jarvis to know 00:04:58.511 --> 00:05:00.305 you're the one who gave away his secret. 00:05:00.305 --> 00:05:01.681 But don't worry, 00:05:01.681 --> 00:05:03.308 I won't tell him I talked to you. 00:05:03.308 --> 00:05:04.892 I won't tell anyone I talked to you. 00:05:04.892 --> 00:05:06.269 Like always. 00:05:07.478 --> 00:05:09.897 I can't wait until this is all out in the open. 00:05:09.897 --> 00:05:12.150 It's going to be a dream come true. 00:05:12.400 --> 00:05:14.402 Yeah, the dream where Piper tells Jarvis 00:05:14.402 --> 00:05:15.445 she knows he's in love with her 00:05:15.445 --> 00:05:16.446 even though he isn't, 00:05:16.446 --> 00:05:18.489 because I made the whole thing up. 00:05:18.489 --> 00:05:20.325 Wow. My dreams are really no different 00:05:20.325 --> 00:05:22.160 than what happens when I'm awake. 00:05:24.370 --> 00:05:25.830 Bowie, you fell asleep 00:05:25.830 --> 00:05:27.707 in the middle of our conversation. 00:05:27.707 --> 00:05:30.043 Anyway, I'm gonna tell Jarvis I know he's in love with me. 00:05:30.043 --> 00:05:32.295 It's going to be a dream come true. 00:05:38.885 --> 00:05:40.803 Mrs. Bubkes, I need to ask you something-- 00:05:40.803 --> 00:05:42.805 -Okay. -...About Meeskatania. 00:05:42.805 --> 00:05:43.890 No way! 00:05:43.890 --> 00:05:45.892 Knox is on to me! 00:05:45.892 --> 00:05:48.019 I didn't think Knox was on to anything. 00:05:48.019 --> 00:05:50.355 I've got to find a way to sneak past him. 00:05:55.109 --> 00:05:56.819 Mrs. Bubkes... 00:05:56.819 --> 00:05:58.863 your shed is trying to get away! 00:05:59.947 --> 00:06:01.949 Before it does, I need your help. 00:06:01.949 --> 00:06:03.701 I met an amazing girl. 00:06:03.701 --> 00:06:04.911 Her name is Tsouris. 00:06:04.911 --> 00:06:06.954 And she's from Meeskatania, just like you! 00:06:11.751 --> 00:06:13.920 You think Bubkes Meeskatanian? 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:16.756 Yeah, of course you're Meeskatanian. 00:06:16.756 --> 00:06:17.924 Whew. 00:06:17.924 --> 00:06:19.217 That's why I want your help. 00:06:19.217 --> 00:06:21.594 I want to impress this girl, 00:06:21.594 --> 00:06:25.556 so I want you to teach me the ways of Meeskatanian love. 00:06:25.556 --> 00:06:28.017 Uh... sure. 00:06:28.017 --> 00:06:29.644 Look over there. 00:06:39.862 --> 00:06:41.823 Hey, Sweetie! 00:06:41.823 --> 00:06:42.865 You know what the best part 00:06:42.865 --> 00:06:44.826 about being a cupcake is? 00:06:45.910 --> 00:06:47.870 What's that, Sprinkle? 00:06:47.870 --> 00:06:49.580 Icing! 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:51.999 Don't you mean... "we sing?" 00:06:53.084 --> 00:06:55.837 We're the Taste Buds Here's our recipe 00:06:55.837 --> 00:06:57.797 A cup of smiles And a pinch of glee-ee 00:06:57.797 --> 00:06:59.882 Mix in some joy And then right after 00:06:59.882 --> 00:07:02.176 Add giggles and fun And a whole lot of laughter 00:07:02.176 --> 00:07:03.803 Do this every day 00:07:03.803 --> 00:07:06.013 And you'll soon be 00:07:06.013 --> 00:07:08.641 A happy little cupcake 00:07:08.641 --> 00:07:10.601 Just like me! 00:07:17.650 --> 00:07:18.985 Great job, guys. 00:07:18.985 --> 00:07:20.987 You didn't just show us how to bake, 00:07:20.987 --> 00:07:22.989 you showed us how to butcher... 00:07:22.989 --> 00:07:24.949 my choreography! 00:07:26.492 --> 00:07:28.077 Okay, I'm going to talk to Jarvis. 00:07:28.286 --> 00:07:29.412 He's busy rehearsing. 00:07:29.412 --> 00:07:30.788 Then he's got the parade... 00:07:30.788 --> 00:07:33.624 and college, marriage, kids, grandkids, 00:07:33.624 --> 00:07:34.625 and ultimately death. 00:07:34.625 --> 00:07:35.960 Wait! Don't you want a snack first? 00:07:35.960 --> 00:07:37.962 You can't spill your guts on an empty stomach! 00:07:42.341 --> 00:07:44.385 Geneva! Are you all right? 00:07:44.385 --> 00:07:46.137 Can you still sing in the parade? 00:07:46.137 --> 00:07:47.847 I don't see why not. 00:07:47.847 --> 00:07:51.350 A cup of smiles And a pinch of glee-ee 00:07:51.350 --> 00:07:53.728 The parade! 00:07:53.728 --> 00:07:55.646 A long, slow parade route right next to Jarvis 00:07:55.646 --> 00:07:56.772 is the perfect chance 00:07:56.772 --> 00:07:58.483 to tell him I know he loves me. 00:07:58.483 --> 00:08:00.234 I'll take Geneva's place! 00:08:00.234 --> 00:08:02.069 I can be your Sweetie. 00:08:02.069 --> 00:08:04.238 You? No way! Geneva's fine. 00:08:04.238 --> 00:08:07.283 Why is everything mo-oo-oving? 00:08:07.283 --> 00:08:09.785 Are we in the parade already? 00:08:14.749 --> 00:08:15.958 Okay. 00:08:15.958 --> 00:08:17.668 Time to help me prepare for my date. 00:08:17.668 --> 00:08:19.462 I'll be me. 00:08:19.462 --> 00:08:22.381 You be a young, pretty, Meeskatanian girl. 00:08:32.475 --> 00:08:36.812 No, I said I'll be me. 00:08:36.812 --> 00:08:39.398 Hello there, Tsouris. 00:08:41.651 --> 00:08:43.528 ...Knox. Allo. 00:08:44.695 --> 00:08:46.322 I brought you some flowers. 00:08:47.698 --> 00:08:49.200 Ooh... 00:08:52.870 --> 00:08:54.705 ...No flowers. 00:08:55.915 --> 00:08:58.918 ...Venomous cobras! 00:09:00.169 --> 00:09:03.005 A bouquet of venomous cobras? 00:09:03.005 --> 00:09:05.591 How romantic! 00:09:05.591 --> 00:09:08.219 How about my cologne? You think she'll like it? 00:09:10.346 --> 00:09:12.181 No. 00:09:12.181 --> 00:09:16.352 ...Rotten eggs. 00:09:16.352 --> 00:09:17.520 Meeskatanian girls 00:09:17.520 --> 00:09:19.146 like a guy who smells like rotten eggs? 00:09:20.189 --> 00:09:22.108 But I don't smell like rotten eggs. 00:09:23.985 --> 00:09:25.987 Never mind! 00:09:25.987 --> 00:09:28.030 I do! 00:09:33.369 --> 00:09:34.203 Wow, Piper. 00:09:34.203 --> 00:09:35.663 You make a great Sweetie. 00:09:35.663 --> 00:09:37.039 So do you. 00:09:37.039 --> 00:09:39.792 I'm Sprinkle. Not Sweetie. 00:09:39.792 --> 00:09:41.294 Well, I thought we could talk about that 00:09:41.294 --> 00:09:42.545 during the parade. 00:09:42.545 --> 00:09:44.005 When does it start? 00:09:45.172 --> 00:09:47.508 I think now! 00:09:47.508 --> 00:09:49.468 What's going on? 00:09:49.468 --> 00:09:52.054 What kind of idiot is driving this thing? 00:09:53.723 --> 00:09:54.890 I'm pretty good 00:09:54.890 --> 00:09:56.934 for a guy who's never had a driving lesson. 00:09:59.353 --> 00:10:01.564 Oops! Almost forgot my helmet. 00:10:03.482 --> 00:10:05.234 Mrs. Bubkes, 00:10:05.234 --> 00:10:07.278 I followed all your advice with Tsouris. 00:10:07.278 --> 00:10:09.071 Aww... 00:10:09.071 --> 00:10:11.115 ...Tough luck. 00:10:11.115 --> 00:10:12.325 No! 00:10:12.325 --> 00:10:13.909 She loved everything. 00:10:13.909 --> 00:10:14.869 She did? 00:10:14.869 --> 00:10:17.246 Yeah! She was so impressed, 00:10:17.246 --> 00:10:20.583 she showed me her pampushkies. 00:10:20.583 --> 00:10:22.251 Which, as you know, 00:10:22.251 --> 00:10:24.587 are traditional Meeskatanian puff pastries. 00:10:26.172 --> 00:10:27.298 I wanted to thank you, 00:10:27.298 --> 00:10:29.258 so I got you a little something. 00:10:29.258 --> 00:10:31.594 Wah! 00:10:33.846 --> 00:10:35.264 Anyway... 00:10:35.264 --> 00:10:36.432 Tsouris and I are having a dinner date 00:10:36.432 --> 00:10:38.100 right here on the roof. 00:10:38.100 --> 00:10:39.310 The problem is, 00:10:39.310 --> 00:10:41.437 I told her I speak fluent Meeskatanian, 00:10:41.437 --> 00:10:42.730 and then I ran away 00:10:42.730 --> 00:10:44.482 before ever having to actually speak 00:10:44.482 --> 00:10:46.734 any fluent Meeskatanian. 00:10:46.734 --> 00:10:48.361 If she finds out, 00:10:48.361 --> 00:10:51.364 I'll never enjoy her pampushkies again! 00:10:53.991 --> 00:10:57.495 ...Meeskatanian impossible to learn! 00:10:57.495 --> 00:11:00.206 Trust me. 00:11:00.206 --> 00:11:02.333 Sounds like a really tough language. 00:11:02.333 --> 00:11:03.793 I mean, it seems to change 00:11:03.793 --> 00:11:06.504 every time I hear you speak it. 00:11:06.504 --> 00:11:07.546 But I have a plan. 00:11:07.546 --> 00:11:09.215 Have you ever read the play 00:11:09.215 --> 00:11:11.008 Cyrano de Bergerac? 00:11:11.008 --> 00:11:13.344 Neither have I. 00:11:13.344 --> 00:11:15.971 I was hoping you would help me with my homework. 00:11:15.971 --> 00:11:18.349 Anyway, back to my date with Tsouris. 00:11:18.349 --> 00:11:20.601 What if I wear an earpiece 00:11:20.601 --> 00:11:23.104 and you just tell me what to say 00:11:23.104 --> 00:11:27.233 over the phone in clear, perfect Meeskatanian? 00:11:27.233 --> 00:11:29.110 Uh... no. 00:11:29.110 --> 00:11:31.320 I know what you're worried about, 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:33.989 but she won't find out if you hide in here. 00:11:36.325 --> 00:11:38.994 You should really put those in water. 00:11:38.994 --> 00:11:43.124 Or some kind of reinforced sack. 00:11:47.336 --> 00:11:51.173 I don't understand why we're moving so fast! 00:11:51.173 --> 00:11:54.176 I don't understand why we're moving so slowly. 00:11:58.597 --> 00:11:59.849 Because I know! 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:02.393 I know that-- 00:12:03.477 --> 00:12:05.521 -Whoa! -...You're in love with me. 00:12:06.856 --> 00:12:08.399 Jarvis? 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:10.234 Wow, it's true... 00:12:10.234 --> 00:12:12.403 Guys disappear when you talk about feelings. 00:12:15.030 --> 00:12:16.198 Bowie! 00:12:18.868 --> 00:12:20.911 Oh, hey, Jarvis. How's it going? 00:12:20.911 --> 00:12:24.248 Too fast! That's how it's going! 00:12:24.248 --> 00:12:25.875 I'm glad you dropped by. 00:12:25.875 --> 00:12:27.376 I was wondering what you and Piper 00:12:27.376 --> 00:12:28.669 were talking about up there. 00:12:28.669 --> 00:12:30.963 Maybe you could fill me in? 00:12:31.338 --> 00:12:33.174 How'd you get the driver to slow down? 00:12:33.174 --> 00:12:34.633 I just talked to him reasonably, 00:12:34.633 --> 00:12:37.386 and since it was Bowie, I also punched him in the neck. 00:12:38.512 --> 00:12:40.556 At least we can finally be Taste Buds! 00:12:44.852 --> 00:12:46.353 Jarvis... 00:12:46.353 --> 00:12:47.521 I've been trying to tell you something. 00:12:48.773 --> 00:12:50.566 I know how you feel. 00:12:50.566 --> 00:12:52.651 A combination of nauseous and relieved 00:12:52.651 --> 00:12:55.404 that I didn't fall to my death? 00:12:55.404 --> 00:12:56.572 Not about that. 00:12:56.572 --> 00:12:57.615 I know that you-- 00:12:57.615 --> 00:12:59.366 Whoa! 00:12:59.366 --> 00:13:02.286 Bowie? What are you doing? 00:13:02.286 --> 00:13:03.412 Stopping you from making 00:13:03.412 --> 00:13:04.663 the biggest mistake of your life! 00:13:04.663 --> 00:13:06.624 I'm sorry, Piper, 00:13:06.624 --> 00:13:08.417 but Jarvis doesn't love you. 00:13:08.417 --> 00:13:09.418 What? 00:13:09.418 --> 00:13:10.419 I made the whole thing up 00:13:10.419 --> 00:13:12.213 because I thought you were in love with me, 00:13:12.213 --> 00:13:13.798 and I didn't think it would be such a big deal 00:13:13.798 --> 00:13:15.883 because I didn't know you were in love with Jarvis! 00:13:17.384 --> 00:13:19.220 Bowie? 00:13:19.220 --> 00:13:21.388 Jarvis! Did you hear what I just said? 00:13:21.388 --> 00:13:23.182 No, I was kind of fixated 00:13:23.182 --> 00:13:26.060 on the fact that you're supposed to be driving right now. 00:13:26.060 --> 00:13:26.977 Oh, yeah. 00:13:30.940 --> 00:13:32.525 Sorry, Piper. 00:13:32.525 --> 00:13:33.526 But you'll get through this. 00:13:33.526 --> 00:13:35.027 That is, 00:13:35.027 --> 00:13:37.488 assuming I get back to the wheel in time. 00:13:41.951 --> 00:13:44.537 We're the Taste Buds Here's our recipe 00:13:44.537 --> 00:13:46.539 A cup of smiles And a pinch of glee 00:13:46.539 --> 00:13:48.666 Mix in some joy And then right after 00:13:48.666 --> 00:13:51.293 Add giggles and fun And a whole lot of laughter 00:13:51.293 --> 00:13:52.920 Do this every day 00:13:52.920 --> 00:13:54.922 And you'll soon be 00:13:54.922 --> 00:13:57.633 A happy Little cupcake 00:13:57.633 --> 00:13:59.844 Just like me! 00:14:04.473 --> 00:14:06.475 What's Piper doing? 00:14:06.475 --> 00:14:09.478 All my hard work is being ruined! 00:14:11.772 --> 00:14:13.941 Are you wearing makeup? 00:14:13.941 --> 00:14:15.484 Of course. 00:14:15.484 --> 00:14:17.945 How do you think I look so good? 00:14:21.657 --> 00:14:24.410 Well, that parade was a disaster. 00:14:24.410 --> 00:14:27.705 We weren't the Taste Buds, we were the Taste Duds. 00:14:27.705 --> 00:14:29.123 Really? The entire ride home, 00:14:29.123 --> 00:14:31.458 that's all you came up with? 00:14:31.458 --> 00:14:33.460 I don't know what was wrong with Piper. 00:14:33.460 --> 00:14:35.546 I had really been looking forward 00:14:35.546 --> 00:14:37.840 to spending some time with her away from work. 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:39.300 Why? 00:14:39.300 --> 00:14:41.260 Because... 00:14:41.260 --> 00:14:46.056 I haven't told anyone this, but... 00:14:46.056 --> 00:14:46.974 I like her. 00:14:46.974 --> 00:14:49.476 -Like like? -Like like. 00:14:49.476 --> 00:14:51.562 -Piper Piper? -Piper Piper. 00:14:51.562 --> 00:14:54.273 -Really really? -Stop it! 00:14:54.273 --> 00:14:56.275 When Piper first started at Knickknack, 00:14:56.275 --> 00:14:57.985 I knew she was smart, 00:14:57.985 --> 00:15:00.070 but I didn't know much else about her. 00:15:00.070 --> 00:15:01.822 Over the last year, 00:15:01.822 --> 00:15:03.824 I've seen so many different sides of her. 00:15:03.824 --> 00:15:04.700 She's funny. 00:15:04.700 --> 00:15:07.912 She's crazy talented with her music. 00:15:07.912 --> 00:15:10.456 And underneath all the dark clothes and sarcasm, 00:15:10.456 --> 00:15:12.583 she's actually a really sweet person. 00:15:12.583 --> 00:15:15.669 Plus, let's be honest... 00:15:15.669 --> 00:15:17.463 she's beautiful! 00:15:18.797 --> 00:15:21.592 Piper Piper? 00:15:21.592 --> 00:15:22.676 Yes. 00:15:23.969 --> 00:15:26.388 I think I'm in love with her. 00:15:26.388 --> 00:15:28.015 Wow. 00:15:28.015 --> 00:15:31.310 So you're not talking like-like, you're talking love-like? 00:15:31.310 --> 00:15:33.312 I had no idea you felt that way. 00:15:33.312 --> 00:15:35.314 I guess when it comes to stuff like this... 00:15:35.314 --> 00:15:36.482 I'm shy. 00:15:36.482 --> 00:15:40.319 I knew I told a truth at some point today! 00:15:40.319 --> 00:15:41.362 Plus... 00:15:41.362 --> 00:15:42.988 I don't think she likes me. 00:15:42.988 --> 00:15:44.198 Or any guy. 00:15:44.198 --> 00:15:45.741 Or any person. 00:15:45.741 --> 00:15:47.785 Or any living thing. 00:15:47.785 --> 00:15:49.328 But she does! 00:15:49.328 --> 00:15:50.955 She feels the same way about you! 00:15:50.955 --> 00:15:52.331 I doubt that. 00:15:52.331 --> 00:15:54.166 Piper was so upset about spending the day with me 00:15:54.166 --> 00:15:55.751 she actually cried. 00:15:55.751 --> 00:15:57.628 Plus, if she was into me, 00:15:57.628 --> 00:16:00.089 at some point she would've dropped a hint. 00:16:00.172 --> 00:16:01.632 Why am I hot? 00:16:01.632 --> 00:16:05.761 Your arms, your hair, your face, your eyes. 00:16:07.012 --> 00:16:12.184 Yet not... one... hint. 00:16:12.184 --> 00:16:13.686 Piper doesn't like me. 00:16:13.686 --> 00:16:15.187 I have to accept 00:16:15.187 --> 00:16:16.522 that we're just meant to be friends. 00:16:20.442 --> 00:16:23.112 Piper, I have something to say that I think-- 00:16:23.112 --> 00:16:24.530 ...Will have a greater impact 00:16:24.530 --> 00:16:26.532 when you're actually in the room to hear it. 00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:29.493 Oh... 00:16:36.375 --> 00:16:38.377 Oh, great. 00:16:38.377 --> 00:16:40.337 Not only is Piper now dead, 00:16:40.337 --> 00:16:43.173 but my fingerprints are all over the crime scene. 00:16:43.173 --> 00:16:45.467 I'm not dead, Bowie. 00:16:45.467 --> 00:16:47.302 I'm just dead inside. 00:16:47.302 --> 00:16:49.471 Jarvis doesn't love me. 00:16:49.471 --> 00:16:53.267 I can't believe you lied about that! 00:16:53.267 --> 00:16:54.268 Here's the thing. 00:16:54.268 --> 00:16:55.436 My lie wasn't a lie. 00:16:55.436 --> 00:16:57.062 Jarvis actually does love you. 00:16:57.062 --> 00:16:58.230 Nice try, Bowie. 00:16:58.230 --> 00:16:59.898 Stop trying to make me feel better. 00:16:59.898 --> 00:17:03.235 I'm not! I would never try to make you feel better! 00:17:03.235 --> 00:17:04.486 I get it. 00:17:04.486 --> 00:17:06.071 Jarvis doesn't love me. 00:17:06.071 --> 00:17:07.448 I have to accept 00:17:07.448 --> 00:17:09.616 that we're just meant to be friends. 00:17:17.624 --> 00:17:19.710 This is crazy! 00:17:19.710 --> 00:17:20.794 Jarvis and Piper are in love 00:17:20.794 --> 00:17:24.214 and no one's doing anything about it. 00:17:24.214 --> 00:17:25.758 No one but me! 00:17:25.758 --> 00:17:28.385 I am making it my mission to get those two together, 00:17:28.385 --> 00:17:30.429 and nothing will distract me from it.