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THIS SERIES IS ABOUT THE BIGGEST
FINANCIAL SCANDAL IN GERMAN HISTORY.

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CABLECASH INC. DEFRAUDED ITS INVESTORS AND
THE GERMAN STATE OUT OF BILLIONS OF EUROS.

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SIMILARITIES WITH OTHER FRAUD CASES
ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

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There is one thing
that all people have in common.

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They want to reach the top.

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But with every step upwards,

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there's another person
who tries to push you back down.

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Humans are just a bunch of primates.

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That's how capitalism works.

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As long as everyone gets rich,
you can keep on *.

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But as soon as you make
one little mistake,

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you're the one who gets *.

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If you want to be successful,
you must always stay alert.

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Because the higher you rise,
the further you can fall.

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Dying right now would really *.

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So close to the finish line.

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"Co-CEO."

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The job you deserve.
Boss of a publicly traded company.

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What could go wrong now?
Other than a plane crash, of course.

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They won't even show
your picture on the news,

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because no one knows who you are.

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Mr. Armand,
we are experiencing

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some turbulences on our descent,

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so please stay seated
and fasten your seat belt.

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Dying now would really *.

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You have the only copy of
the last big presentation before the IPO.

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If it doesn't make it unscathed,
it was all for nothing.

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Alex, I misplaced the stick
with the presentation.

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-That's never happened to me before…
-Sir.

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…but can you maybe check
if it is in my computer?

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Please be seated. You know the rules.

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Sometimes there are
more important things than rules.

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-It's not safe.
-I've just got to find this.

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Sir, please.

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There's a lot of turbulence.
You're going to hurt yourself.

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Mr. Armand,
you are violating flight regulations.

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Sir, you're putting yourself in danger.
Please stop!

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The stick is more important
than life and death.

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If I don't find it,
we can just as well crash.

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Sir, please.
You're acting recklessly.

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Sit down now.

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-Sir!
-Mr. Armand, please calm down.

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This is Felix Armand,

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and today
is the most important day of his life.

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Felix is Vice President of Technology
for CableCash,

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which sounds much better than it is.

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Ten years ago,
as a small-time computer scientist,

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he wrote a bit of software.

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And now his company
is a week away from its IPO.

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BUY - SELL

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And today, the whole world

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is supposed to hear
about Felix's new position.

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CEO.

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Chief Executive Officer.

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Or, in other words, boss of everyone.

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Then he will have achieved
everything he ever dreamed of.

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But only, of course,
if he manages to find his USB stick.

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Maybe in the suitcase with money?

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No. Check the box
with the stuff from my old cabinet.

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-It must've come with the move.
-I just looked. Nothing.

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Never mind, I'm here now anyway.
I'll look for it myself.

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And this is the lease
for the second floor.

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If you gave me power of attorney,

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you wouldn't have to sign
everything yourself.

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I don’t sign anything
I haven't read first.

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Yeah, then you'd have to trust someone.
Perish the thought.

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Want to know why?
Because then something like this happens.

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What?

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Magnus is Helvetica, I'm Arial.

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I'm stepping into the spotlight.
Everything has to be right.

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No one knows the difference, Felix.

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Excuse me! Hello.
Sorry. Do you notice anything?

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Here. With the lettering.

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Sure. One is Arial,
the other is Helvetica.

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You can tell by the "A."

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Thanks.

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-Some people see the difference.
-Yeah.

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Gotta quickly say hi to an old friend,

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-then find the stick--
-No, no, no, you have an interview first.

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Come on, other direction.

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-Five minutes!
-Yeah.

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TO: MARCO
I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING.

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Executive assistant to the CEO
matches my qualifications exactly.

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I want to feel like I can change
the world with my job.

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That's why I want to join a startup.

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You're the only ones in Europe
who can match companies in the Valley.

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I didn't study eight semesters at Harvard

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just to drown in bureaucracy
at a big firm.

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LIVESTREAM TONIGHT

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She means Deutsche Bank.

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Right?

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Felix?

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And you're totally sure
that the stick wasn't still on my desk?

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Good. Great. Thank you.

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You'll hear from us, okay?

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-You know the way out?
-Yes.

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Thanks so much. Okay.

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-Bye.
-Goodbye.

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Felix…

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Felix, you’re the one
who needs an assistant, not me!

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What should they think
when you're messing with your underwear?

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-No one will work for you.
-Everyone wants to work for me.

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-Come on!
-No, no one!

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What about her? She's with Telekom.

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Sorry! Pardon me.
Can you come here, please? Come on!

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I bet you'd love to work in finance.

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-I don't even have my Abitur.
-No one here has an Abitur.

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No, I had a doctorate.

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-But you lost it.
-Yeah, because I didn't have my Abi.

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No one needs Abitur
who isn't analyzing poems all day.

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-I have my Abi and I have an MBA, so.
-Yeah, Master of Bullshit and *ry.

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Exactly. Lückenroth doesn't count.
He's a consultant from Steeler Consulting.

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Look at everything I can do with him.

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If he breaks, he can just be replaced.

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I dropped out of school at 17
and as of this afternoon

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I'll be co-CEO of a company
with 200 million in annual revenue.

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I need a personal assistant.
Want the job? Can you do it?

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But I have a contract
with Telekom.

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Okay, this is Alex, our head lawyer.

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She has more * than Rudy Giuliani
and Robert Kardashian combined.

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She'll get you out of it.

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-That's it then, right? Great!
-Crazy!

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-Welcome to CableCash.
-Cool.

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We may not be as slick and good-looking
as other companies,

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but we're a family.

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I have the USB stick at home.

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Oh, *! Yeah, it's at my house.

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Can you drive?

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-Sure.
-Very good.

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-Off you go!
-What's on the stick?

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Only the most important
presentation our company's ever had.

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It's to convince
the global financial elite

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to buy our shares when we go public.

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Sorry, Marco, it's urgent.

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We sell cloud-based
digital payment solutions in 40 countries,

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but for internal documents
we use USB sticks.

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If you want your stuff safe online,
don't put it online. Simple.

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-What's that?
-Um…

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Magnus's geomancer
found Earth currents in the elevator,

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so it should only be used in emergencies.

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This is a * emergency.
This is an emergency.

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Our boss is a little esoteric.

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-But I thought he was the boss.
-Hm.

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No.

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This man is the boss.

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Yes, Daddy is a prince.

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Ariane!

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This is Magnus Cramer.

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Visionary innovator. Tycoon.

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Or simply, the CEO of CableCash.

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The first 40 years of his life,
he was a loser.

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He intends to be a winner
for the second 40 years.

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Look at him. Awesome, right?

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Not exactly the CEO
you'd picture at the head

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of a German financial services provider.
But next to CEOs of his generation,

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with their cars and huge * rockets,
he actually seems pretty normal.

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I have to go!

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With CableCash, he's planning
the biggest IPO in German history.

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Now, he is looking for his wife, Ariane.

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-Ariane!
-Magnus?

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Ariane! I have to go!

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I'm here!

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You're a CEO,
but you can't handle your own baby.

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Where were you?
I have to be on stage soon.

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Jerking off helps with stage fright.

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-Is that from your crackpot makeup artist?
-Yes, I jerk him off when I'm nervous.

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the IPO is a big deal for you,

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but even if this all goes wrong,
we can still spend my father’s money.

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That'll be the day!

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Don't forget to let off some steam.

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Come on, faster!

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It's right up here.

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Park there. Park there!

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-Thanks.
-Sure.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Sister, nephew. Alex.

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-Hello!
-They're living with me.

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-What are you doing here?
-I forgot my USB stick.

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I'm somehow a bit muddled,
and I can't say why.

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Oh, wait! I know why!

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Because my dumb sister showed up
and moved in with her *head son,

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on the most important day of my life!

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I thought you were nervous
because your company is accused

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of working
with human traffickers and rapists.

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-Where'd you hear that crap?
-Google Alerts.

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I keep track of what they write about you.

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Look, I've got "Felix Armand *,"
"Felix Armand criminal"

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and "Felix Armand dead."
This was under "criminal."

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"Abuse, Human Trafficking
and Money Laundering,

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the Link Between CableCash
and the Hermann Brothers' * Empire."

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Give that to me, you little shit!

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-Who is this?
-The Hermann brothers. They're harmless.

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What's people's problem with *?
Our customers shop online.

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What do you think they do
with the time they save?

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Now I have to find this damn USB stick

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or we'll all be out
on the street tomorrow.

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It's just a presentation, Felix.

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Yes but the last one
before the IPO.

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-Felix!
-Have you checked the laundry?

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When I lose something,
it's usually in the laundry.

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I'm not dumb enough
to put my USB stick in the laundry.

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Companies
like CableCash are blowing new wind

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into the sails of our economy.

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Idiots.

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Business correspondent
Tom Wieland reports

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from the trade show…

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He actually did.

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Tom, how does it look there?

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Felix Armand, CEO!

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Alex, come on.

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We got it, let's go. Hurry up!

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-When I get back here, you're gone!
-Is what it says in that blog true?

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Or can you still visit
Banana-Milf guilt-free?

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-What?
-Theoretically.

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No, not now.

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Please leave a message
after the beep.

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Hi Magnus, I'm sure you're busy.

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An article about us
and the *o goons has popped up.

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I'll see if we can shut up
the journalist somehow.

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See you at the show.

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Has she signed the NDA yet?

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It's not so bad. He has no proof.

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Yeah, but in addition to that,

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our Digital Minister
has a little *o problem.

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Hey, Schumacher,
this isn't the Nürburgring. Pull over.

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Yes? Drive.

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Keep driving.

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-Past them?
-Drive!

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The golden rule, if you want success,
you can't stick to the rules.

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Let them prove we were speeding first.
Statement versus statement.

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Europe's biggest
digital technology exhibition

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boasts 744 top-notch exhibitors
from 32 different countries

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who will present
key innovations in the sector.

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People are eagerly awaiting
Dr. Magnus Cramer's presentation.

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His company CableCash

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is being sold as the future
of the German financial sector.

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-Freeze!
-Sorry, no time!

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It's a felony not to stop
when waved down.

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No, it's a misdemeanor,
seventy euros and a point.

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But it was her idea,
and the other one was driving.

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Go easy on her. It's her first day.

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Who was driving? You?

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Felix!

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-Ms. Katz! Sorry, I'm in a rush.
-I just wanted to wish you luck.

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You're hoping
for the contract from Maletzki, right?

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-We're in the running, too.
-Uh, then she just has to decide.

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Deutsche Bank or "Banana-Milf" bank?

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Tough decision, right?

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Or the bank with a Nazi past
versus the one without?

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Pretty simple, actually.

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Felix, Germans are still less afraid
of Nazis than they are of * scandals.

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Felix!

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Greed, ladies and gentlemen.

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It is a sin to want to keep
things for oneself.

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When greed joins the desire to create,
then it turns into curiosity.

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Psst!

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And that is what drives the courageous.

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-The master is rehearsing.
-Daredevils. Visionaries.

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CableCash. Connecting the--

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Sorry, I have to check
the levels again.

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Can you just say something for me?
Maybe just what you had for breakfast.

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-The sound guy is an *.
-Egg, foie gras. Caviar.

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A glass of champagne. And you?

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-Maybe a bit more and louder.
-No!

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I asked what you had for breakfast,
you dope!

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Jizz*? *piss?

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Asspuke?

00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:20.360
Test! Test!

00:14:22.760 --> 00:14:25.840
You wanted to be a musician, huh?
Lacked the talent.

00:14:25.920 --> 00:14:28.800
I'll do you a favor
and make sure you get fired.

00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.320
-Felix. Hey!
-Magnus?

00:14:33.520 --> 00:14:34.840
Did you see it? What'd you think?

00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:38.200
-Great!
-I'm-- Hey, I'm ready.

00:14:38.760 --> 00:14:40.680
Yeah. We just have a small problem.

00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:44.280
A blog article appeared about us
and the Hermanns.

00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:45.320
About who?

00:14:45.400 --> 00:14:47.360
-The Hermann brothers.
-Never heard of them.

00:14:49.040 --> 00:14:50.400
-Magnus--
-No idea.

00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:54.680
I'm kidding.

00:14:54.800 --> 00:14:57.200
But it's a real problem.

00:14:58.880 --> 00:14:59.800
You know what?

00:15:00.280 --> 00:15:03.280
If it can be solved without killing
anyone, it's not a problem.

00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:07.960
Felix, we're about to do a show
for 2,000 people at Next in Tech.

00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:09.080
Five years ago,

00:15:09.160 --> 00:15:11.400
they wouldn't have let us in
to serve the champagne.

00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:14.080
Now we're * our message
into their brains.

00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:15.200
Yes, *…

00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:19.160
Maletzki has this little *o problem.

00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:23.120
I'm not convinced by your idea.
Do you maybe have any better arguments?

00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:27.120
Rule Number 34,
"If it exists, there's * of it."

00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:30.560
Everything. Elsa *, Bambi *.
She'll laugh about it.

00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.680
You can't get nervous every time
some random journalist thinks we're jerks.

00:15:35.400 --> 00:15:37.600
I'll be nervous
when no one thinks we're jerks.

00:15:37.680 --> 00:15:39.480
Felix, you always want to be loved!

00:15:39.640 --> 00:15:42.040
It doesn't work that way.
They should fear you!

00:15:42.160 --> 00:15:44.920
Felix, doors are in seven minutes.
Presentation, please.

00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:46.120
Yes.

00:15:46.920 --> 00:15:49.040
Here's the presentation
with the new CEO structure--

00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:52.520
Yes, we'll leave that out today.
It would just overwhelm people.

00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:55.920
We can't lose investor confidence,
otherwise the IPO will fail.

00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.760
No IPO, no dough.
No dough, no CableCash.

00:15:58.920 --> 00:16:00.440
Then I won't need a co-CEO anymore.

00:16:05.760 --> 00:16:08.360
But we'll still sign the contract,
as agreed.

00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:11.640
Contract? I have the contract
with me right here.

00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:15.600
Of course, we'll sign it.
You're still going to be onstage.

00:16:17.760 --> 00:16:18.760
Alex?

00:16:19.520 --> 00:16:20.840
-Yes? Magnus?
-Alex!

00:16:20.920 --> 00:16:23.480
Have you heard from Elon? Is he coming?

00:16:23.560 --> 00:16:24.560
Not yet.

00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:27.360
Boom!

00:16:28.400 --> 00:16:29.440
Felix!

00:16:29.760 --> 00:16:31.160
You deserve more.

00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.080
You should be in charge of your future.

00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:38.080
Eight billion people.

00:16:38.640 --> 00:16:40.000
Eight billion dreams.

00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:43.920
Eight billion ways to live a perfect life.

00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:49.040
In a world where individual freedom
is the ultimate good,

00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:53.320
partners are needed who understand
each and every one of those dreams.

00:16:53.400 --> 00:16:54.520
And that's you.

00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:57.640
You fulfill the wishes of your customers.

00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:59.840
But who understands you?

00:17:00.160 --> 00:17:01.640
Who dreams with you?

00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:03.080
We do.

00:17:04.600 --> 00:17:07.680
Of a world that no longer knows borders.

00:17:13.600 --> 00:17:16.600
Innovator.
Visionary. Human being.

00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:18.520
Dr. Magnus A. Cramer!

00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:31.800
Hello? Oh!

00:17:32.520 --> 00:17:35.080
Madame Minister, good evening.

00:17:35.840 --> 00:17:37.320
You're ready, right?

00:17:39.040 --> 00:17:40.160
Good evening!

00:17:42.320 --> 00:17:43.400
-Everything okay?
-Yeah.

00:17:45.800 --> 00:17:48.960
-Hello. .
-Yes.

00:17:54.080 --> 00:17:58.440
-Nope. Not on the list.
-Yes. Of course not.

00:17:59.920 --> 00:18:02.680
Do you know what would happen
if I gave my real name?

00:18:02.760 --> 00:18:04.640
The press would have a field day.

00:18:05.560 --> 00:18:08.760
But I still have to get in.
It's for a good cause.

00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:11.440
If I may be so bold…

00:18:14.040 --> 00:18:18.400
…I want more of it.
I'm hungry! I'm greedy for data!

00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.680
Sorry, that was a bit melodramatic.

00:18:24.040 --> 00:18:26.760
That always happens
when I speak off the cuff.

00:18:28.600 --> 00:18:30.720
My father is one
of the wealthiest men in Asia.

00:18:30.800 --> 00:18:32.120
You know how the Asian media is?

00:18:33.320 --> 00:18:35.760
-No.
-They'd tweet it right away.

00:18:36.600 --> 00:18:39.400
"Wallace's Daughter
Investing in German Company." Or…

00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:42.160
"Wallace's Daughter
Flirts with Trade Show Employee."

00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:51.320
No, that's--

00:18:54.120 --> 00:18:55.040
Please.

00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:57.640
Okay.

00:19:01.040 --> 00:19:02.160
-See ya.
-Mm-hm.

00:19:02.320 --> 00:19:04.120
Galileo Galilei.

00:19:06.120 --> 00:19:07.320
Christopher Columbus.

00:19:07.560 --> 00:19:10.040
Elon Musk.

00:19:14.320 --> 00:19:15.400
Zoom in on her.

00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.840
What, dear friends,

00:19:19.120 --> 00:19:22.840
drives these four shining lights
of humanity?

00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:25.080
The dream of a better world?

00:19:25.160 --> 00:19:26.360
Okay, you have Maletzki.

00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:31.240
The pious desire
for a society beyond capitalism?

00:19:34.040 --> 00:19:37.600
No, no, no.
These are the visions of the greedy,

00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:40.520
of the ever-hungry,
that move this world forward!

00:19:42.520 --> 00:19:44.080
People, people, people!

00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:47.120
The fate of the world.
That's what it's about.

00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:51.240
We head to the future with a clear vision
and you're seeing it live.

00:19:53.120 --> 00:19:54.040
Magnus.

00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:56.800
We have a problem.
The journalist is in the audience.

00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:58.400
He is in the audience.

00:19:58.560 --> 00:20:01.360
We have to * him
before he *s us, okay?

00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:04.040
Repeat after me.

00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:06.680
Greed has a bad image in this country.

00:20:06.800 --> 00:20:08.880
Greed has a bad image in this country.

00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:12.200
But another German trait
is far more harmful than greed.

00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:17.520
But another German trait
is far more harmful than greed.

00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:19.120
Namely, envy.

00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.560
A good friend of mine has
a terrific restaurant here in Düsseldorf,

00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:24.760
with truly exquisite cuisine.

00:20:25.520 --> 00:20:28.480
Although it has
10,000 good online reviews,

00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:30.680
there is, of course, one bad review.

00:20:30.760 --> 00:20:32.920
Everyone likes it except one person.

00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:37.320
But which of those 10,001 reviews
does a proper German read through?

00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:39.880
-Exactly!
-The negative one!

00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:43.560
-Although there are many reasons one…
-…would endeavor…

00:20:43.640 --> 00:20:46.960
…to hatefully slam a restaurant.

00:20:47.040 --> 00:20:50.280
Perhaps he simply
doesn't like restaurants.

00:20:50.360 --> 00:20:55.080
He has a food allergy
that always leads to flatulence.

00:20:56.320 --> 00:20:57.640
Or he just cannot…

00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:02.120
…stand that this clearly
top-quality restaurant is successful,

00:21:02.280 --> 00:21:04.280
unlike he himself!

00:21:04.360 --> 00:21:07.760
Even we are occasionally the victims
of online attacks.

00:21:07.840 --> 00:21:12.400
What topic do they use to try to discredit
our up-and-coming online business?

00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:13.640
Okay, pause.

00:21:13.760 --> 00:21:15.560
-Magnus, we love you!
-Pause. Hold it.

00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:18.360
Whatever these articles say,

00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:22.720
any idiot who visits
our Wikipedia page can read…

00:21:22.840 --> 00:21:25.440
…that long before my time as CEO,

00:21:25.600 --> 00:21:29.640
there were payments processed
in the field of adult entertainment.

00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:30.920
That's no secret.

00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:34.320
But we have had nothing to do
with these people for a long time.

00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:35.360
And such content…

00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:38.560
…is far from the only thing
people pay for online these days.

00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:43.000
A little example of another way
money can be earned on the Internet.

00:21:43.080 --> 00:21:45.280
Magnus, give them the deal.

00:21:45.840 --> 00:21:49.000
This isn't
yet completely official, but…

00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:52.600
Earlier this morning, CableCash…

00:21:54.920 --> 00:21:58.760
closed a far-reaching deal
with the federal government.

00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:05.840
When the journalist talks, zoom in on him.
And you, make sure he gets a microphone.

00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:08.680
…passports digitally paid for
with a financial service provider

00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:11.720
made in Germany!

00:22:14.040 --> 00:22:15.480
-Right, buddy…
-Very good.

00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:17.400
…now that you came all the way here,

00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:19.800
I'm sure you'd like to say something.

00:22:20.760 --> 00:22:24.560
Go on, stand up. So everyone can see you.

00:22:28.800 --> 00:22:29.920
Yes, we're listening.

00:22:31.320 --> 00:22:34.720
How do you defend yourself against--

00:22:34.800 --> 00:22:37.880
How do you defend yourself-- How do you--

00:22:38.080 --> 00:22:40.240
Look, Felix.
*, it's trending already.

00:22:40.320 --> 00:22:41.680
TOM WIELAND IS CURRENTLY
* UP CABLECASH

00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:43.560
Woke Twitter is fully on his side.

00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:45.360
We're all listening.

00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:47.560
How do you defend yourself
against the accusation…

00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:48.640
Felix, come here.

00:22:48.760 --> 00:22:50.640
…of providing financial services
to Manpower GmbH?

00:22:50.760 --> 00:22:52.360
-Here's something.
-We do no such thing.

00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:53.360
…no such thing.

00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:55.640
How do you defend yourself
against the accusation…

00:22:55.720 --> 00:23:00.080
…that you fell for the satirical report
that VW and Daimler were merging to form,

00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:02.760
listen to this,

00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:05.640
"Waimler"?

00:23:05.760 --> 00:23:09.760
Fabian and Till--
Fabian and Till Hermann,

00:23:10.520 --> 00:23:14.800
the operators of Internet platforms
like JizzTube, Banana-Milf.

00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:18.400
-Zoom right in on him.
-They earn money on their sites--

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:21.400
-on their sites--
-Don't be so rough with him.

00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:22.600
It was very hard for him too.

00:23:24.280 --> 00:23:25.480
Tut, tut, tut.

00:23:25.640 --> 00:23:29.160
Goodbye, my friend. Goodbye!

00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:34.680
Goodbye. Some people, huh?

00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:36.960
So, friends…

00:23:39.040 --> 00:23:40.480
Times are changing.

00:23:42.560 --> 00:23:45.200
And sometimes
that goes faster than we'd like.

00:23:46.040 --> 00:23:47.040
But…

00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:49.360
with CableCash…

00:23:50.080 --> 00:23:51.120
you're ready.

00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:54.360
Ready for the future.

00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:55.760
Ready…

00:23:56.440 --> 00:24:00.160
for the connected future. Thank you!

00:24:13.280 --> 00:24:14.560
We *ed them!

00:24:17.560 --> 00:24:18.640
Listen up!

00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:23.560
Felix made sure that we got rid
of that * lying journalist!

00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:25.200
Lawbreakers, as if!

00:24:25.280 --> 00:24:28.040
We're now official partners
of the federal government!

00:24:39.740 --> 00:24:41.700
Your idea doesn't convince me, Magnus.

00:24:44.780 --> 00:24:48.460
Do you maybe have…
any better arguments for me?

00:24:50.540 --> 00:24:53.460
Yes, of course, I saw the video too.

00:24:54.980 --> 00:24:57.860
But I thought it was unrealistic.
Her breasts were way too small, right?

00:24:59.980 --> 00:25:03.860
-The party continues!
-Madame Minister, do you know…

00:25:04.340 --> 00:25:06.780
-Do you know Felix Armand?
-No.

00:25:07.660 --> 00:25:11.820
Vice President of Technology.
He's something like my right hand.

00:25:11.900 --> 00:25:13.660
-Yes.
-Imagine it this way.

00:25:13.740 --> 00:25:17.140
If I'm James Bond, then he's my Q.

00:25:18.100 --> 00:25:24.180
Well? What does your Q think of you
conjuring up our contract agreement

00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:27.700
out of thin air,
even though it doesn't exist?

00:25:28.100 --> 00:25:29.340
Mr. Bond?

00:25:29.500 --> 00:25:31.940
What do we do now?

00:25:33.180 --> 00:25:34.580
On to the afterparty?

00:25:35.020 --> 00:25:37.300
And I don't show up
because I'm angry at you?

00:25:37.540 --> 00:25:38.940
How would that look?

00:25:42.220 --> 00:25:45.100
For years I've been rambling on

00:25:45.260 --> 00:25:48.740
about Germany taking off
as a digital location.

00:25:48.820 --> 00:25:51.660
But it never takes off.
And then it does take off,

00:25:52.340 --> 00:25:57.020
and the lame minister misses the party!
As if it would come to that! Right?

00:25:58.140 --> 00:26:03.740
But I don't have to worry about
Fabian and Till Hermann being there, do I?

00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:07.220
I mean, one photo of me
and them at the same party

00:26:07.300 --> 00:26:10.100
and there'd be no Moneypenny
from the federal government.

00:26:10.540 --> 00:26:14.620
And the digital rocket
will stay stuck on the launching pad.

00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:22.940
The Hermanns? No!
Why would they be there? Right?

00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:26.300
-Right, Felix?
-There's no reason at all.

00:26:26.380 --> 00:26:27.260
No.

00:26:28.060 --> 00:26:30.660
No. Come on, we'll…

00:26:31.580 --> 00:26:33.980
Here…

00:26:35.060 --> 00:26:38.620
People! Have you realized
that our minister is here?

00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:45.580
THE HERMANNS

00:26:51.700 --> 00:26:53.660
Guys, we have to talk. Five minutes.

00:26:53.740 --> 00:26:54.980
-Really?
-Yes.

00:26:55.060 --> 00:26:58.140
-Man, brah, he was almost in me already.
-No, in you!

00:26:58.660 --> 00:27:00.540
*, dude, this is our club, man!

00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:04.420
-I am really a little hurt, Felix!
-No, guys, between us nothing changes.

00:27:04.500 --> 00:27:07.420
It's just that you're criminals,
and today we have to hide that.

00:27:07.500 --> 00:27:10.180
But you're still our favorite customers.
Magnus agrees.

00:27:10.260 --> 00:27:12.500
Cut it with your bullshit excuses.

00:27:12.580 --> 00:27:14.060
-Forget it!
-You know what?

00:27:14.140 --> 00:27:15.500
Magnus should come himself.

00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:18.940
Batman doesn't just send
Robin to Joker, right?

00:27:19.020 --> 00:27:23.140
Bro, in Robin II, Batman was on vacation
in Rio de Janeiro and sent Robin--

00:27:23.220 --> 00:27:25.020
-Dude, shut up!
-Excuse me.

00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:28.420
It's filling up out there,
and the Digital Minister is here.

00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:29.860
People. Look at you.

00:27:30.180 --> 00:27:32.980
No, seriously. Look at you.
Now look at me.

00:27:34.300 --> 00:27:36.860
What company wants
to work with such clowns?

00:27:36.940 --> 00:27:40.500
No reputable bank wants to handle
payments from your masturbators.

00:27:40.700 --> 00:27:42.020
If you didn't have us,

00:27:42.100 --> 00:27:43.820
you wouldn't be able
to afford such a club at all.

00:27:44.140 --> 00:27:45.660
I don't think you get it.

00:27:46.380 --> 00:27:47.260
Hey!

00:27:47.340 --> 00:27:48.820
Wait!

00:27:55.180 --> 00:27:56.220
Shoot.

00:27:56.300 --> 00:27:58.100
Felix,
we've shot people for less.

00:27:58.260 --> 00:27:59.580
Just shoot.

00:28:00.180 --> 00:28:03.860
If you go out there now,
the deal with the Digital Minister's dead.

00:28:03.940 --> 00:28:07.300
Investors won't trust in us either,
so the IPO won't work.

00:28:07.460 --> 00:28:11.420
Once the clean image is gone,
all the shit will really hit the fan,

00:28:11.580 --> 00:28:13.700
and in two weeks we'll both be insolvent.

00:28:14.060 --> 00:28:16.020
And before I'm bankrupt,
I'd rather be dead.

00:28:16.180 --> 00:28:17.820
Shoot.

00:28:25.900 --> 00:28:28.820
Felix, come on, cut the act.

00:28:28.900 --> 00:28:31.740
Don't overreact.
We didn't shoot or anything.

00:28:31.820 --> 00:28:32.940
-No.
-Shit.

00:28:33.020 --> 00:28:34.380
Okay.

00:28:34.860 --> 00:28:36.700
I really thought for a second
you were going to shoot me.

00:28:37.100 --> 00:28:39.580
Whoa! That was…

00:28:40.420 --> 00:28:43.500
That was… That was pretty awesome.
And you most of all! You--

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:47.100
If you're ashamed
of any of your customers,

00:28:47.180 --> 00:28:48.740
then it should be of the mafia.

00:28:48.860 --> 00:28:51.020
Think about that, Felix.

00:28:52.420 --> 00:28:55.900
One more thing.
Could you leave out the back exit?

00:29:11.180 --> 00:29:17.340
Felix! How long has it been?
I couldn't get in. I wasn't on the list.

00:29:17.420 --> 00:29:20.100
Sorry, Marco, now's not good.

00:29:20.180 --> 00:29:22.380
-Let's talk on the phone, okay?
-Felix, no! Not--

00:29:25.580 --> 00:29:26.780
Do you have a guest?

00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:28.780
No.

00:29:30.300 --> 00:29:33.740
-I'll turn the alarm off quick.
-I have to piss.

00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:47.860
Felix.

00:29:47.940 --> 00:29:50.900
Well, Felix, here we are. Your big moment.

00:29:52.060 --> 00:29:53.940
Yes. I'll get something for a toast.

00:29:54.260 --> 00:29:55.900
-Yes, great idea.
-Yeah?

00:29:56.060 --> 00:29:58.620
Let's have a drink after today.

00:29:59.620 --> 00:30:01.740
-We can sign it tomorrow.
-No.

00:30:02.220 --> 00:30:03.140
What?

00:30:03.340 --> 00:30:05.820
You've been saying that
for ten years now at least.

00:30:05.900 --> 00:30:07.700
So one day more won't matter.

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:11.420
Magnus, we've discussed
the contract a zillion times, okay?

00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:15.660
Fine. If you say so.

00:30:16.860 --> 00:30:18.540
I need three signatures.

00:30:20.540 --> 00:30:21.780
You can see for yourself where.

00:30:22.740 --> 00:30:26.780
There. Yes, on the back.
One there on the back.

00:30:28.020 --> 00:30:28.940
Great.

00:30:30.140 --> 00:30:31.100
Below.

00:30:31.620 --> 00:30:33.820
One there below. And one more.

00:30:35.420 --> 00:30:37.540
-There!
-Yes! Thank you.

00:30:40.180 --> 00:30:41.220
Come on.

00:30:45.940 --> 00:30:48.100
-To our achievement.
-And to the future.

00:30:51.300 --> 00:30:53.580
-Yes, the future. Listen up.
-Yes.

00:30:53.820 --> 00:30:55.100
We'll discuss it now.

00:30:55.500 --> 00:30:57.500
-Look here.
-I had a few things…

00:30:59.860 --> 00:31:04.100
This is exactly
the right position for you.

00:31:07.300 --> 00:31:10.900
-Position?
-Because operating, that you can do.

00:31:11.620 --> 00:31:12.940
COO.

00:31:14.380 --> 00:31:17.420
-COO?
-Yes. Chief Operating Officer.

00:31:39.100 --> 00:31:40.140
What did I just sign?

00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:42.260
Your termination agreement.

00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:48.220
Oh!

00:31:48.740 --> 00:31:52.060
I knew you wouldn't understand.
What was I supposed to do?

00:31:52.940 --> 00:31:55.780
Two CEOs, that just doesn't work.

00:31:56.220 --> 00:32:00.220
It confuses investors
and the agencies downgrade us.

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:03.540
We'd end up bankrupt
so you can satisfy your ego.

00:32:03.620 --> 00:32:07.460
-I have no ego! Magnus, I have no ego!
-You're free to go, Felix.

00:32:07.860 --> 00:32:10.260
Technically,
you've been unemployed since…

00:32:10.980 --> 00:32:13.180
a minute and a half ago.

00:32:14.780 --> 00:32:17.580
-Felix! No!
-I'll clobber you!

00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:20.500
You can't! I can't run around
with a black eye for the next week.

00:32:21.660 --> 00:32:23.860
I'm giving interviews
every day until the IPO.

00:32:24.420 --> 00:32:25.820
Pull yourself together.

00:32:28.940 --> 00:32:30.300
What was that?

00:32:32.980 --> 00:32:36.460
Are you going to sign it now?
Or stick with the termination?

00:32:39.660 --> 00:32:41.500
Don't ruin our evening.

00:32:42.500 --> 00:32:43.500
Please.

00:32:44.180 --> 00:32:48.100
Sign it now.
Look, the two of us are like this.

00:32:50.100 --> 00:32:52.260
Yeah? Against the rest of the world.

00:32:53.220 --> 00:32:54.820
Against the big dogs!

00:32:59.380 --> 00:33:00.500
Come on.

00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:03.540
-Like Batman and Robin?
-If not more.

00:33:03.780 --> 00:33:04.980
If not more.

00:33:12.620 --> 00:33:13.780
Yes, wonderful.

00:33:15.220 --> 00:33:16.780
You sign, and then…

00:33:17.500 --> 00:33:18.740
that's done.

00:33:20.500 --> 00:33:24.260
Can I crash here?
Filius is teething right now.

00:33:28.140 --> 00:33:30.060
Felix!

00:33:40.140 --> 00:33:42.340
SUBJECT: MEETING ABOUT INVESTMENT

00:33:50.140 --> 00:33:51.220
THURSDAY EVENING?
AMIRA

00:33:51.300 --> 00:33:54.740
's success
and that of the German fintech sector…

00:33:54.820 --> 00:33:55.940
…YOUR COMPANY…

00:33:56.020 --> 00:33:57.700
…in the hands of Dr. .

00:33:58.220 --> 00:34:00.540
It is truly a fantastic story.

00:34:01.100 --> 00:34:03.820
A business consultant turned visionary.

00:34:03.900 --> 00:34:04.860
THE HERMANNS

00:34:04.940 --> 00:34:07.580
And Dr.
single-handedly made a worthless startup

00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:09.900
into the hope
of the European financial sector.

00:34:10.220 --> 00:34:12.740
Does Germany have
its own Elon Musk?

00:34:12.820 --> 00:34:16.740
We usually only know
such overachievers from Silicon Valley.

00:34:16.860 --> 00:34:19.580
But we can absolutely keep up in Germany.

00:34:19.740 --> 00:34:22.900
Magnus A. Cramer.

00:34:23.140 --> 00:34:25.580
He bathes in a tub
of testosterone every morning,

00:34:25.660 --> 00:34:29.060
and then has one-and-a-half
grilled tiger cubs for breakfast.

00:34:29.300 --> 00:34:30.660
In a few minutes,

00:34:30.740 --> 00:34:33.780
we'll see whether his unique genius
can inspire investors too.

00:34:33.860 --> 00:34:37.020
It's one of the most exciting IPOs
ever on the German stock exchange.

00:34:37.100 --> 00:34:39.300
What convinced you in your decision?

00:34:39.420 --> 00:34:41.820
Can I tell people
I'm sleeping with a billionaire now?

00:34:43.540 --> 00:34:45.700
I lied to you.
And we can't see each other anymore,

00:34:45.780 --> 00:34:47.700
because I have to pay off my debts first.

00:34:49.980 --> 00:34:51.340
The room doesn't include breakfast.

00:34:51.420 --> 00:34:53.540
…in the FinTech Champions League.

00:34:53.620 --> 00:34:55.220
And I'm convinced they want to win.

00:34:55.300 --> 00:34:56.420
CABLECASH GOES PUBLIC

00:34:56.500 --> 00:34:59.220
Let's go live to the floor in Frankfurt,

00:34:59.300 --> 00:35:00.980
where we'll learn

00:35:01.100 --> 00:35:03.180
how CableCash stock opens
for the first time.

00:35:03.300 --> 00:35:06.340
We haven't seen this
in a long time, if ever, in Germany!

00:35:06.860 --> 00:35:10.660
Believe it or not, the stock rose
straight to 110 euros!

00:35:27.260 --> 00:35:31.500
TO THE MOON! HOT TIP FROM MY MOTHER.
CABLECASH STONKS

00:35:31.780 --> 00:35:32.860
Mr. Armand!

00:35:33.260 --> 00:35:35.980
Look, boss.
That journalist still thinks we *.

00:35:38.060 --> 00:35:39.220
That's not so bad.

00:35:39.540 --> 00:35:41.820
I'll start getting nervous
when no one thinks we *.

00:35:50.980 --> 00:35:52.220
COO.

00:35:52.300 --> 00:35:54.380
Actually the perfect position
for you, Felix.

00:35:54.980 --> 00:35:59.100
Magnus can play the mascot
as long as you pull the strings.

00:35:59.700 --> 00:36:03.860
The COOs are always the important ones.
Like, for example, what's his name…

00:36:04.260 --> 00:36:05.180
Whatever.

00:36:06.220 --> 00:36:08.140
At least you won't get *ed
if something goes wrong.

00:36:13.700 --> 00:36:16.860
And this bouquet and a card
from the Hermanns came too.

00:36:16.940 --> 00:36:18.860
Okay. Thanks.

00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:29.720
CableCash! CableCash!

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:34.240
Quiet please! Let the police…

00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:37.600
Please return to your desks.

00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:39.520
What is this?

00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:43.840
This is my COO, Mr. Armand.

00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.760
He's responsible for making sure
everything is on the up and up.

00:36:48.080 --> 00:36:50.760
I have no idea about such things,
if I'm being honest.

00:36:52.640 --> 00:36:53.920
No, I'm coming.