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Here we go

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Previously,
on "Some Assembly Required..."

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We never thought
to recall

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all those old Knickknack
chemistry sets that explode!

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They must still be
on store shelves!

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I wonder what cool
chemistry stuff is in here?

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Bowie, don't!

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It's not funny!

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Your chemistry set
blew up my face!

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So sue me!

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Okay!

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I can't believe the jury
made me

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the new owner of the company!

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My very own company!

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This is like
some wonderful dream,

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except
I'm not wearing a mankini...

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and you guys
aren't made of spaghetti.

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Unless...

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It's not a dream!

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Unless...

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I like the way

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those two thugs knock over
that wicker store.

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Excuse me.

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Shouldn't you be running
that by me, the boss?

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Is he serious?

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If by "he,"
you mean "me,"

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and by "serious"
you mean "serious,"

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then the answer is yes.

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And by "yes,"
I mean "yes."

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Hey!

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No one thought I could
run a toy company

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when I took it over.

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We should give
Bowie a chance.

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I'm sure he's not going
to change everything.

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You know what they say!

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"If it ain't broke,
don't fix it."

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And it was all broke!

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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This is miserable.

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It's like I'm a zoo animal.

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How so?

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People enjoy looking
at zoo animals.

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That's it, Aster.
Where are you?

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I don't know!

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Don't worry!
I'll find you, little guy!

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Oops.
Sorry, Mrs. Bubkes.

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I'll get out of your way.

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I know it's pretty crowded
in here.

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Meeskatania
luxury apartment.

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Yeah, well,

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there's not even enough room
in here for my shoes.

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How big are your feet?

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We've got to do
something!

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We're going to go
crazy in here!

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No kidding.

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Mmm-boing is already
bouncing off the walls.

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Bowie, I get
that you're in charge,

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and I want to be supportive.

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But do I really have
to wear this suit?

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Hey!

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I don't hear your co-workers
complaining about it.

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I need to make this
office more conducive

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to running
a successful company,

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which is why these silly
toys have to go.

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Careful!

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You're going to break
Captain Indestructible!

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And don't even think
about touching Fragile Man.

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I'm sorry, but these are
the real superheroes...

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Fortune 500 CEOs.

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So if this is now your office,
where am I supposed to go?

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I assigned you
cubicle fourteen.

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It's got a great view...

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of cubicle thirteen.

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What happened to the cubicles?

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We turned them
into a maze!

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Isn't it amaze?

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Ing?

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No, it's a maze.

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What's an "ing?"

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This is an unauthorized use
of company equipment.

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I am going to reprimand
each and every one of you...

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once I find you.

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How do I get out of here?

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We're not telling. You
have to find your way out.

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See, Bowie?
That wasn't so bad.

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You finished the maze.

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I don't know.

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I feel like this counts
as cheating.

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You couldn't have
pushed over these last four?

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I agree with Jarvis.

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You're supposed to finish
the maze

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to earn the wedge of cheese.

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My company,
my cheese!

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Now put these cubicles back.
And no more fun!

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But this place
is supposed to be fun.

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We make toys here.

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Not anymore.

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Your little rat maze
reminded me

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the real money's
in mousetraps.

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The money's in mousetraps?

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It's going to be hard to get
our hands on that money

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without hurting our fingers.

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Ooh, cheese!

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Ow!

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That one works.

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Pick up the pace, people!

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Those mice aren't going
to trap themselves!

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Although...that gives me
a great idea...

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Invent a product for writing
down your great ideas!

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That's a great idea!
I need to write that down.

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Ooh, cheese!

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Ow!

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This is so degrading.

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I know.

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We're like faceless cogs
in a giant machine.

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I meant wearing
this hideous outfit.

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Some of us aren't used
to looking frumpy.

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FYI, this is a step up
for the rest of you.

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Ooh! Cheese!

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Ow!

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This is not my job.

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My job is not answering phones,
not signing for deliveries,

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and not letting Jarvis know
when someone comes to see him!

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People come to see me?

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Not anymore.

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I'm very good at my job.

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Ooh! Cheese!

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Ow!

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Sorry, Geneva.

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I need a secretary
I can rely on.

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After all,
I am a high-powered CEO

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of a powerful mousetrap company

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who wields
a lot of power.

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- Ooh! Cheese!
- Ow!

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Great news, guys.
We're all done!

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Not so fast!

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Another shipment of
supplies is due

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right... about... now.

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Well, he's a ruthless leader,

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but at least the trains
run on time.

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I'm exhausted.
My feet are killing me.

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Really?

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That's the only part of me
that feels fine.

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At least you didn't inhale

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an entire lumber yard's worth
of sawdust.

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I think I have beige lung.

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Here. Just have
something to drink.

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No more free food.

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The fridge is now
coin operated.

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And so are the stools.

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I paid for that one, Piper,

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but you only get ten minutes
for a quarter.

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Come on.
You can't be seri...

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Aah!

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Ha ha.
That's funny.

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Jarvis,
this has gotten out of hand.

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You have to do something.

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Okay, okay.
I'll talk to Bowie.

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I wanted to give him a chance,
but he is getting a big head.

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No kidding.

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It's being installed right now.

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Aah!

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Come on!
That was not ten minutes!

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I admire your initiative,

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wanting to move up
at the company.

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But why should I hire you
to be my secretary?

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think of something.

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Oopsie.

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Bowie, can I talk to you?

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No. But you can talk
to Mr. Sherman.

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Mr. Sherman,
can I talk to you?

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No. I'm kind of busy.

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I have to do
everything myself...

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file papers, order supplies,
and interview secretaries.

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Don't call us,
we'll call you.

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Because if you call us,
no one will answer,

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since, as I mentioned,
I don't have a secretary!

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Well, you might be
interviewing a lot more people.

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I think everyone's
going to quit.

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They said that?

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Well, no.
But they're pretty unhappy.

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You have to do something.
You can't just sit there.

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Why'd I put a coin
slot in my own chair?

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Are you laughing at me?

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Yeah.
It was pretty funny.

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You can't laugh at me.
I'm the boss.

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You're fired!

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What?

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You heard me.
Get out.

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Come on, Bowie...

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Mr. Sherman.

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There must be some way
we can work this out.

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Oopsie.

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Just go!

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You fired Jarvis?

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On the bright side,
after me and Knox,

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you're now
the third most handsome boy

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at the company.

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I'll assume you're not
including management

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in this ranking.

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Anyway, with Jarvis gone,

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we'll all have to work twice
as hard.

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Twice as hard?

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But there were five of us,
and now there are four.

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We should only
have to work...

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Aahhhh! I stumbled
into math!

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Get it off me!
Get it off me!

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What's that?

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Whoa!

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Someone shrank
the roller coaster,

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the building,
and all of...

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Ooh! Cheese!

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Whoever ordered these supplies
typed the measurements

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in feet instead of inches.

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Who's the geeenius
who did that?

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That would be me.

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I did it... on purpose.

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Because, as you correctly
pointed out, I'm a genius.

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Although I'm not sure
why you pronounced it

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"geeenius."

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Why would anyone want
a mousetrap so big?

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They're not mousetraps.
That's a misspelling!

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See?

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These should say "moosetrap"!

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The real money's in moosetraps.

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I don't think
that's right.

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Enough of this game
of cat and moose!

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Get back to work and be
as quiet as a church moose!

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Now, don't bother me.

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I'll be over here reading
"Of Moose and Men."

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Are you all right?
Please say no.

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No.

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Yes!

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What's wrong?

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You wouldn't understand.

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I lost my toy company
to an obnoxious kid.

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I wouldn't understand?

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No.

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You lost your toy company
to a cool, handsome kid.

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If I could just
get close to Bowie,

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maybe I could
get my company back.

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Wait.

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Is that why you're here?

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What?

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Are you interviewing
for the secretary job?

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Please.

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I used to run this company

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before I lost it
to an obnoxious...

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-Cool, handsome...
-Kid.

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If I were anything
less than the owner,

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I could never show my face
around here.

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What if you didn't
show your face?

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And I don't just mean
as a public service.

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I see here you've been
secretary to presidents,

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prime ministers,
and Captain Indestructible.

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Very impressive resume,
Miss Thompson.

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Please, sugar.
Call me Edna.

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Okay, Edna.

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World leaders
are one thing,

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but can you handle the
pressure of assisting

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the head of
the world's largest

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and, okay, only
moosetrap manufacturer?

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Well, I think I can,
Honey Pie.

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And as you can see here,
I speak fluent moose.

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Mrrrraaaaaaooooooohhhhh!

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Wow, Edna,
that's rather inappropriate.

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But I like your attitude!

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I'm impressed, Ginger Snap!

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You supervise
the assembly line personally?

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I like to have my finger
in as many pies as possible.

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It's important.

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And also extremely hot.

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But I don't need to supervise
my employees too much.

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They work hard because
they respect my authority.

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Are you sure about that,
Puddin' Cup?

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My employees did that?

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That can only mean one thing.

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That's right, Gumdrop.

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They want me to grow
a moustache!

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Way ahead of you!
I started a month ago!

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Knox, why aren't you testing
the moosetraps?

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We found a new way!

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Yay!

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I'm sure now you can see
what's going on,

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Peanut Brittle.

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I can.

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They're excited
the product worked!

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Come on now,
Lemon Square.

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Doesn't this sort of
remind you of you?

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What? No.

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It doesn't even have
a moustache.

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It is me!

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Edna, I think all
my employees hate me.

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What makes you say that,
Peach Cobbler?

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It's just a feeling I have.

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Also, they keep telling me.

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I hate you, Bowie.

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Looking good, Edna!

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You know I am!

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I thought I'd love
being the boss...

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but I miss the old days.

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Back then, everyone loved me!

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I don't remember that.

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Because I wasn't here,
Donut Hole.

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I wish I didn't
own this company.

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Well, Ice Cream Sandwich,

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why don't you just give
the company back

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to the cool, handsome young
man that used to own it?

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I make it my business
to know my business,

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Store-Bought
Birthday Sheet Cake.

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I can't give the company
back to Jarvis.

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If I do, he'll know I failed.

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Everyone knows you failed,

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Cinnamon Sugar
Soft Pretzel Bite!

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Not Jarvis.
He's my best friend!

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No offence, Edna,
you're a good friend too,

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but you're no Jarvis.

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If he's your best friend,
why'd you fire him,

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Funnel Cake
with Banana Slices?

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I just got so caught up
in being a leader

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that I lost my way.

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Well, I'm sure
he'll be understanding,

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Low-Fat Baklava
with Walnuts.

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No. He can never know.

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The only thing to do
is to get him to sue me

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and win back the company.

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Sue you?

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For what, Caramel Pear
Cheesecake Trifle?

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Wrongful termination?

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Nope.

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For horribly,
horribly injuring him.

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All right.

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I've called Jarvis

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and told him
to come get his stuff.

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But instead of
getting his stuff,

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he's going to get horribly,
horribly injured.

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Are you sure
this is the best plan,

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Flourless Chocolate
Espresso Cake

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Topped with Seasonal Berries
and Creme Fraiche?

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It's the only plan.

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When he walks in,
he'll slip on this mango peel!

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Everyone suspects
a banana peel,

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but no one suspects
a mango peel,

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even though, scientifically,

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mango peels are actually
slightly slipperier.

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They measure a 9.7
on the "Wuuuaaaahhh" Scale,

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developed
by acclaimed physicist

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Randall Wuuuaaaahhh.

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Oh.

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Slipping on a mango peel
doesn't sound too bad.

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And then when he's down,
I'll hit him with this bat.

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It's been six hours...

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and countless
delicious nicknames.

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Maybe Jarvis isn't coming.

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He must hate me so much,

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he doesn't even
want to see my face.

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Perhaps if you let me
go call him for you?

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I better take this
bat for protection.

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You can't go!
I need you to be my witness.

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To prove that I'm responsible
for the brutal attack

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that severely injures
my best friend!

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Ow!

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Edna! Are you okay?

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Wuuuaaaahhh!

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Everyone, I have an
announcement to make,

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but first I'd like to thank
you all for your hard work,

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and for encouraging me to grow
this sweet moustache.

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Great.

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Now we'd like you to lose
two teeth and grow devil horns.

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On it!
Now for my announcement.

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I'm making Knickknack
an employee-owned company.

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It belongs to all of you now.

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Really?
We can sell toys again?

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And we can wear
whatever we want?

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And we can go to the bathroom
whenever we want?

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You could always do that.

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Oh. Excuse me.

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Anyway,
as owners of the company,

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you guys will get all
the income, all the profits,

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all the lawsuits...

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Lawsuits?
Who would sue us?

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No one.

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Bowie, you wanted me
to pick up my stuff?

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Surprise!

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What are you doing?

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Oh yeah.
That's not the plan anymore.

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The plan is you're getting
your company back.

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Bowie gave it to us, and
we're giving it back to you.

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Welcome back, boss!

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This is amazing!

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You guys are the best!

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There is one condition.

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You're not allowed to fire
that sweet old secretary, Edna.

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I'm not?

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No. She's so nice!

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She didn't sue us

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despite her debilitating
moosetrap injury.

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He's busy right now,

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but I'll have him
call you back...

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Cinnamon and Spice Shredded
Baby Carrot

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and Golden Raisin Cake

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with Homemade Sweetened Italian
Mascarpone Cream Cheese Frosting

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with Candied Black Walnut
and Minced Crystallized Ginger.

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Was that a tree
falling in the forest?

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Nah, it couldn't be.
I heard it.

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It must be one of those
Knickknack Brand Moosetraps.

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When a Knickknack Moosetrap
catches one of us moose,

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there's no getting away...

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thanks mostly to Knickknack's
non-slip holding bar,

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which measures only 0.2
on the Wuuuaaaahhh Scale.

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Moosetraps from Knickknack.

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

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The "P" stands for
pest control!