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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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Good foot race.

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I love foot racing with you.

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-'Cause we're both so fast.
-I'm so fast.

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Hey, we should probably go check in.
Our flight home is in an hour.

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Yeah.

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Oh, crap.

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What's wrong?

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Cat is performing live
on Break a Leg tonight,

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and I told her I would be there.

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Well, look on the bright side.

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Okay.

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Let's clear the stage, people.
Audience is coming in.

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Hello? Lola? Hey, are you almost here?

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Oh, Cat, you're gonna kill me.
Um, I'm not gonna make it.

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Oh, Cat, you're gonna kill me.
Um, I'm not gonna make it.

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What?

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What?

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I was counting on you to be here.
I need your support.

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I know, I know.

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I know, I know.

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And I'm so sorry, but I mean,
if it makes you feel any better,

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I did stop a terror plot
and save thousands of lives.

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It's always about you, isn't it?
And the terror plots that you solve.

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You know what? I gotta go.

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Thanks for nearly nothing.

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I--

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Hey, last one on the plane
is a rotting egg.

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Okay.

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Wait a second.

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It's Neri's phone.

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Oh, my God.

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Someone sent a text message.

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-Quick, face me.
-Right.

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Okay.

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So, a guy named Nikolai
sent a text from Latvia.

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-How do you know it's from Latvia?
-You don't remember the Country Code song

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from elementary school?

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Oh-one is the US, 44's the UK

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Fifty-two is Mexico, and 371 is Latvia

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- Patten.
- Hi. Yeah,

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it's Lola and Owen again.

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I-- Look, I know
that we're supposed to be done,

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and we basically pretty much are,

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but... a text message
just came in on Neri's phone

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from someone in Latvia, and they say

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-there's gonna be another attack.
-What?

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So, we could go to Latvia

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-and we could--
-No.

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You two go back home to Brazil.
We can't risk you getting hurt.

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We have trained professionals
that'll handle this sort of thing.

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No, but, sir, I still think
we could be of some help

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-here in this--
-Listen here, lady.

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It is time for you
to stop playing pretend cops

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and get back to your hospital.
That is an order.

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But, sir, if--

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Did you tell him I said "hello"?

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-No.
-Well, how did it go?

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Well, was it the worst
phone call of my life?

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Surely not.

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But it wasn't great.

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He told us to stand down.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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But we may be the only ones
who can stop this virus.

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Just pick one and get on board.
The choice is yours.

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You know, I've always wanted an excuse
to come to Riga, Latvia's capital,

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set on the Baltic Sea
at the mouth of the River Daugava.

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It's considered a cultural center and home
to many museums and concert halls.

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The highlight of pedestrian-only
Old Town is bustling Livu Square,

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with many modern bars and nightclubs.

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Okay, now let's get down to business.
How are we gonna find this Nikolai guy?

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Don't worry.

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I called a friend.

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Excuse me,

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do you know where I could find
some cool, crime-fighting doctors?

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Thanks for meeting us
last minute, Goldfinch.

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- Yeah.
- Of course,

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it's just a 14-hour drive from Berlin.

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Plus, I have the audiobook
of Girl, Interrupted.

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By the way, congratulations
on solving that case.

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Three-D printers, sneaky stuff.

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Thank you,
but we're not out of the woods yet.

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We don't know who created the virus,
who ordered the attacks,

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and we think another one might be coming.

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In fact, we're hoping
you can help us find a man here in Latvia.

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This should not be too hard.
Plenty of men here in Latvia.

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Tell me about it.
But this one's name is Nikolai.

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Could be part of the plot.

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-* Nikolai. I should have known.
-So, you've heard of him?

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Yes. Nikolai Balodis.

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He's infamous black-market dealer.
He's connected to Neri.

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-He probably brokered this thing.
-Know where to find him?

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I have no idea.

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But... my van does.

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Yeah!

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Ten minutes to air. Ten minutes.

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All right,
coming through, guys. Hold on.

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Hey, Joel McHale.

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-It's me, Cat.
-Do we know each other?

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We don't really, but I am the woman

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that's been texting you
pictures of her cornhole.

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-Yes! Cat! Of course!
-Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. You never texted
a picture of your face.

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I know.
Welcome to my face.

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Can I just say,
you have a lovely cornhole.

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Oh, God, thank you. That's very sweet.

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Yeah. I have to run.

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I have to go
floss my hair before the show.

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Oh, before you go, I was just wondering,

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can I invite you
to the electrical room in five minutes?

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Hi. I have this room reserved
starting in five minutes.

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Well, I have this gun reserved
starting in now.

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You have-- Oh.

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So, if Goldfinch's van was correct,
this should be Nikolai's mother's house.

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It's the best lead we've got.

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What's with the mittens?

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Oh, in Latvia, socks and mittens
are a traditional gift

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you give someone when visiting their home.

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You could Google it. It's very real.

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Oh, I had a babysitter who spoke Latvian.

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Let me do the talking.
I'm not fluent, but I can get by.

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Fine.

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Who is it?

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Hi, Balodis lady-woman.

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Nikolai is superfriend!

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Please go away.

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Nikolai is running with bad wolves.

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We are being colleagues unto him...

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much like the sun-time
is best for cycling.

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There is no Nikolai.

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Wait, please.

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Mittens are with us!

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-Mittens!
-Mittens.

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Thank you.

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Make yourselves at home!

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Mittens.

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The food is almost ready!

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Remember,
the clock is ticking.

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The next attack could happen any second.

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But this is Latvia.

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Important discussions don't happen
until the guest has a full stomach.

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Whatever she brings out,
just eat it quickly,

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and then we can ask questions. Okay.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Warm mayo and onion salad.

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Ooh, it looks delicious.

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Who knew two of my least favorite foods
could smell so good together?

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Eat! Eat!

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Okay.

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I love it.

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What a great combination of flavors.

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So, we do have some questions
about Nikolai.

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Oh!

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Second course!

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At least there's no water.

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Oh...

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Expressed trout glands and cabbaged pork

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with blood pancakes and tripe paste.

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I mean, *, this looks so good.

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Mmm.

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-Mmm.
-Oh. Ah...

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Mm-mmm.

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So, why don't we get down to business?

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Third course!

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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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Where's she going?

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-She's getting another course.
-What?

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Wow!

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A horse head!

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Boiled horse head,

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cow lung soup

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and a glass of fermented goat piddle.

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Cool! The teeth are still in there.

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Mmm!

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Okay, we ate all your delicious food.

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Now, let's talk.

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Nikolai's location demands our knowledge.

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I worry about Nikolai.

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He works with dangerous people,

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and he smokes unfiltered cigarettes.

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Can you help him?

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- Do we have to eat more horse?
- No.

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You can probably find him here.

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Okay.

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Club Klüb.

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Each floor a mix of trance and trip-hop.

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Three levels? Sounds like
a club-klüb-club sandwich.

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-Nice.
-Thanks.

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Please be careful.

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Nikolai can see into people's souls.

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People who lie to him have died.

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Then we will not lay with him.

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I will save in my head
the gift of diarrhea

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you have give us in the night.

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Thank you.

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I don't know who you think you are,

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but I can tell you that Mr. Joel McHale
is not going to be happy about this.

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Well, I hope you're wrong.
I want everyone to be happy.

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And the Break a Leg applause meter
will tell us just how happy they are.

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Oh, no. The applause meter gauges audience
enthusiasm, not how happy they are.

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I mean, really the meter
is what sets the show apart

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from all the other
network talent showcases.

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It's really kind of like the hook.
You clearly don't understand TV very well.

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Perhaps you're right.
I'm more of an internet guy.

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I just love it
when something goes... viral.

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Viral.

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Tubes.

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The 3D printer.
The ventilation system. Your gun.

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Everything that Lola was saying.
Break a Leg. Cornhole.

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Sorry you're gonna "miss" the show.

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That's not even a pun though--

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Huh.

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Okay, we're looking for a bald man
who wears all black.

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How do we know which one is Nikolai?

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Nikolai!

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Yes?

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I think we found our man.

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Remember, we're posing as arms dealers,
we need him to trust us.

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Yeah.

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Do you know what happens
to trespassers at Club Klüb?

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Um... they have to leave?

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They get shot.

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I wouldn't kill us so fast, Nikolai.

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We're friends of Neri's.

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Neri sent you?

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He said you might be the man to talk to
if we're trying to find something...

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difficult.

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And what is that?

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Weapons-grade plutonium.

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Now, what do two nice people like you
need weapons-grade plutonium for?

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-That's a good question.
-Yeah.

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-Yeah.
-Okay. One second.

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-* shit.
-Oh, my God.

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-We're *. I * it all up.
-Stop it.

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You stop it.
You're doing great. Just think.

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- Let's give up.
- Stop it.

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What is a weapon even used for?

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Oh, an attack.

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That's it. Oh, my God, see?
That was great.

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Hey, thanks. I think you're great too.

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That thing with the mittens, I was like,

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-what?
-Really? Oh, my God, thank you.

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We need weapons-grade plutonium
for an attark.

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- Attack.
- Attack.

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Your story checks out.

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Yeah.

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I think I can get you what you need,

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but only...

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if you beat me at cards.

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-I can play cards.
-Okay.

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And if you lose,

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Ivor...

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kills you.

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Huh.

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The game is...

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deuce to nines, double draw.

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Cat? Are you in there?

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The door is locked.

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Joel!

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If you're in there,
the show's about to start,

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Joel McHale!

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Cat?

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No!

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No fun * time. No pump.

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Okay.

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Okay, okay.

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Um...what?

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If you're reading this,
you must have freed yourself, LOL.

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Don't bother unplugging the device.

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It's set to release the virus
if anyone tampers with it, LOL.

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No!

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Even cards are double tight.

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Back to back? Or wall to wall?

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Wall to wall. No sunshine.

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Now you're speaking my language.

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Well played, friend.

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Tapping trees.

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You should have called a rock limit

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on your kangaroo tens.

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Spinning triplets, no stash.

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Looks like you'll be
cruising this one off the top.

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You're clever. You just burned my blondie.

00:15:59.213 --> 00:16:01.799
But how do you know
I don't have a double sidecar?

00:16:01.882 --> 00:16:05.594
How do you know I don't have
a dull fun-run Jack-eyed jeweler?

00:16:08.138 --> 00:16:09.014
You're bluffing.

00:16:14.812 --> 00:16:15.688
I call.

00:16:32.246 --> 00:16:33.122
Hey, Cat.

00:16:33.205 --> 00:16:34.206
It's not over.

00:16:34.623 --> 00:16:37.543
There's gonna be another attack tonight
during the Break a Leg broadcast.

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-What? How do you know that?
-Viral. Tubes.

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Thee-D printer. Ventilation system.
Cornhole, et cetera.

00:16:43.173 --> 00:16:45.050
Can you unplug the printer?

00:16:45.134 --> 00:16:46.844
It's booby-trapped. LOL.

00:16:46.969 --> 00:16:49.513
Okay, Cat,
you need to stop this attack now!

00:16:50.180 --> 00:16:51.557
Got it. When?

00:16:51.682 --> 00:16:52.558
Now!

00:16:52.641 --> 00:16:53.767
Got it.

00:17:00.774 --> 00:17:02.067
Offload my bomber.

00:17:03.027 --> 00:17:04.278
It's your funeral.

00:17:12.453 --> 00:17:13.579
Sixteen ducks.

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All in a row.

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Quadruple pot squatters
and thigh-high tulips,

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on the front side.

00:17:26.717 --> 00:17:28.385
This is the end of the game, my friend.

00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:31.847
And also the end of you.

00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.767
Not so fast, Nikolai.

00:17:36.977 --> 00:17:39.396
Read 'em and weep.

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Two winks,

00:17:42.191 --> 00:17:43.442
side by side.

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Jeepers and creepers.

00:17:48.822 --> 00:17:49.615
You did it!

00:17:53.911 --> 00:17:56.330
I believe we have
some business to attend to.

00:17:56.747 --> 00:17:58.457
I know Neri didn't send you.

00:18:01.043 --> 00:18:02.920
I know this because Neri is dead.

00:18:04.922 --> 00:18:07.508
-Kill them.
-So the whole card game was pointless?

00:18:07.591 --> 00:18:08.926
Why did we play cards?

00:18:09.635 --> 00:18:10.928
I had fun, didn't you?

00:18:17.101 --> 00:18:17.935
Owen!

00:18:19.353 --> 00:18:20.437
Owen, come on!

00:18:31.365 --> 00:18:32.908
Hello again, dirtbag.

00:18:39.164 --> 00:18:40.666
This is a really nice van.

00:18:40.749 --> 00:18:43.335
Here's your host, Joel McHale.

00:18:46.255 --> 00:18:47.339
Hey, everybody!

00:18:48.006 --> 00:18:49.383
It's exciting, isn't it?

00:18:59.852 --> 00:19:02.646
The printer is rigged
to the applause meter.

00:19:04.398 --> 00:19:08.068
...a pediatrician from New York City
currently residing in Brazil.

00:19:08.193 --> 00:19:11.780
Please give a warm welcome to Cat Black!

00:19:25.669 --> 00:19:27.629
Oh, look at her go.

00:19:37.097 --> 00:19:38.932
I've got to keep the applause meter low,

00:19:39.433 --> 00:19:43.478
because if it goes high and the virus
is released, that would be bad.

00:19:49.943 --> 00:19:51.069
What the *?

00:19:58.243 --> 00:20:00.245
I did it. It's working.

00:20:00.913 --> 00:20:03.874
I stopped the attack. This is great--

00:20:07.377 --> 00:20:08.670
Oh, my gosh.

00:20:08.754 --> 00:20:12.090
Well, we all sure hope that she is okay.

00:20:12.966 --> 00:20:14.968
She is not getting up.

00:20:22.601 --> 00:20:23.769
Is she-- Is she okay?

00:20:26.897 --> 00:20:27.898
She's gonna be all right!

00:20:31.568 --> 00:20:34.363
Wow! Look at that!
Somebody's going to Vegas!

00:20:42.788 --> 00:20:43.872
What? Hey!

00:20:46.333 --> 00:20:47.626
All right.

00:20:47.709 --> 00:20:49.127
We'll be right back. Okay.

00:20:51.380 --> 00:20:52.839
We need answers, Nikolai!

00:20:54.383 --> 00:20:56.051
Nikolai, give them answers!

00:20:56.426 --> 00:20:59.137
How do you know another attack is coming?
Who told you?

00:21:01.473 --> 00:21:03.100
-Neri is dead.
-Yeah.

00:21:03.183 --> 00:21:05.769
So who's behind this? We want answers!

00:21:07.562 --> 00:21:08.563
He will say nothing.

00:21:08.939 --> 00:21:11.191
We'll see about that. Lola?

00:21:15.445 --> 00:21:16.446
Ow!

00:21:18.073 --> 00:21:21.201
I just injected three cc's
of Tractadone into your veins.

00:21:21.285 --> 00:21:22.744
You'll be dead in one minute.

00:21:22.786 --> 00:21:24.079
I'll keep track of time.

00:21:25.122 --> 00:21:27.708
This will reverse it.

00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:29.209
So start talking.

00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:30.794
No.

00:21:31.378 --> 00:21:32.337
Forty-six!

00:21:32.754 --> 00:21:33.797
Forty-five!

00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:35.716
Right now your nervous system
is shutting down.

00:21:35.799 --> 00:21:37.759
Thirty-seven! Thirty-six!

00:21:37.801 --> 00:21:39.720
That pain that you're feeling right now?

00:21:39.803 --> 00:21:41.179
That's the alveoli in your lungs

00:21:41.221 --> 00:21:43.307
-collapsing in on themselves.
-Ooh.

00:21:43.390 --> 00:21:44.975
Sixteen! Fifteen!

00:21:45.058 --> 00:21:46.935
Tell him to stop skipping numbers!

00:21:47.019 --> 00:21:49.938
Nine! Eight! Seven!

00:21:50.022 --> 00:21:52.190
-Okay, okay. I'll talk. Give me shot.
-Six! Five!

00:21:54.693 --> 00:21:56.236
Who's behind the attack?

00:21:56.361 --> 00:21:58.613
-I don't know.
-Oh, no?

00:21:58.697 --> 00:21:59.823
Okay, okay.

00:22:01.700 --> 00:22:06.496
All I know.... the creator of the virus
is about to deliver the cure to the buyer.

00:22:06.955 --> 00:22:07.831
Why?

00:22:08.415 --> 00:22:12.836
Probably to protect themselves
in case the outbreak goes worldwide.

00:22:14.171 --> 00:22:18.967
They meet in two days in Shanghai,
4:00 p.m. local time.

00:22:19.718 --> 00:22:24.014
Each will be wearing
a red hat to identify themselves.

00:22:25.057 --> 00:22:27.768
Okay, okay. Well, that's perfect.

00:22:27.976 --> 00:22:31.563
We go to Shanghai, we arrest the bad guys,
and we get the cure.

00:22:32.689 --> 00:22:33.857
So, I'm free to go?

00:22:35.275 --> 00:22:36.818
Well...

00:22:46.036 --> 00:22:46.870
Bye, Goldfinch!

00:22:47.412 --> 00:22:48.872
Always great to see you guys.

00:22:52.376 --> 00:22:53.752
So tell me more about Riga.

00:22:53.835 --> 00:22:57.839
Oh, well, Riga's historical center
is a UNESCO World Heritage Site,

00:22:57.881 --> 00:23:00.175
noted for its art nouveau architecture.

00:23:04.304 --> 00:23:06.473
And now a breaking news special report.

00:23:06.598 --> 00:23:09.976
Thousands of audience members
at tonight's Break a Leg show

00:23:10.060 --> 00:23:13.397
were exposed to what appears to be
the São Paulo virus.

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:16.066
Authorities were unable
to contain the outbreak.

00:23:16.149 --> 00:23:18.610
The virus has begun
to spread out of control.

00:23:19.069 --> 00:23:20.737
It's pretty * up.