WEBVTT 00:00:18.565 --> 00:00:22.485 You know, it's actually very difficult to eat a crepe like this. 00:00:23.778 --> 00:00:28.324 But getting to hold hands with a snack like you, so worth it. 00:00:29.951 --> 00:00:31.077 I have gift for you. 00:00:31.161 --> 00:00:33.788 - What? - It's very, very rare. 00:00:34.330 --> 00:00:36.499 And it took me so much effort to acquire. 00:00:37.751 --> 00:00:39.169 Just hope it's not too much. 00:00:39.210 --> 00:00:42.047 - What is it? - A strawberry Kit Kat. 00:00:42.630 --> 00:00:44.215 Only made in Japan. 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:46.342 - They're your favorite, right? - Yes! 00:00:46.384 --> 00:00:48.595 That is so insanely hot. 00:00:49.220 --> 00:00:51.181 Well, if you miss me this weekend, 00:00:51.181 --> 00:00:53.349 look at this Kit Kat and think of me. 00:00:53.391 --> 00:00:55.894 That's so sweet, but I'm gonna eat this the second you're gone. 00:00:55.935 --> 00:00:59.230 Well, I'll think of you when I'm in Paris for my mother's birthday. 00:01:00.523 --> 00:01:02.525 Someday I'd like to meet your family as well. 00:01:03.193 --> 00:01:04.778 Family is very important. 00:01:05.361 --> 00:01:07.781 - Are you able to see them a lot? - Not really. 00:01:07.822 --> 00:01:10.116 I actually grew up in San Bernardino. 00:01:10.116 --> 00:01:12.118 Most of my family is still there. 00:01:12.243 --> 00:01:14.829 That's not too far. You must get to see them all the time. 00:01:17.373 --> 00:01:18.541 Yeah, I try. 00:01:18.625 --> 00:01:20.418 But, I mean, you know how it is. 00:01:20.919 --> 00:01:25.256 Traffic, schedules, daylight savings time. 00:01:26.132 --> 00:01:27.717 So… 00:01:27.801 --> 00:01:31.721 I love the way you trail off. There is an incredible grace to it. 00:01:34.974 --> 00:01:36.559 I must go. 00:01:36.559 --> 00:01:38.645 Thank you so much for meeting me halfway. 00:01:38.728 --> 00:01:40.855 My pleasure. I've never been to Montreal. 00:01:40.980 --> 00:01:42.941 And I know I've only been here for 80 minutes, 00:01:43.024 --> 00:01:45.276 but it seems like it's very beautiful. 00:01:47.320 --> 00:01:48.321 Enjoy Paris. 00:01:48.446 --> 00:01:49.739 Enjoy LA. 00:02:43.001 --> 00:02:44.252 You see it? 00:02:44.294 --> 00:02:46.087 That looks like a dairy zit to me. 00:02:46.171 --> 00:02:48.006 Are you putting ice cream in your cereal again? 00:02:48.006 --> 00:02:50.175 When it melts, it's the same as milk, baby. 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:51.885 You know that. 00:02:53.178 --> 00:02:55.889 Will you hold on a second, Tanya? I need to relocate. 00:02:56.014 --> 00:02:59.517 - Can't be caught sitting next to a snake. - Whatever. 00:02:59.601 --> 00:03:01.311 They called Taylor Swift a snake too, 00:03:01.394 --> 00:03:03.730 and it only made her stronger. 00:03:03.813 --> 00:03:05.690 Okay, let's get started. I really... 00:03:05.732 --> 00:03:07.192 Sorry, sorry, sorry, guys. 00:03:07.317 --> 00:03:09.277 I brought treats to make up for being so late. 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:11.321 "Late"? You haven't been here for four days. 00:03:11.404 --> 00:03:14.449 Yeah, I'm sorry. I lost track of time. 00:03:14.532 --> 00:03:17.035 You'd lose track of time too if you had a hot French guy. 00:03:17.744 --> 00:03:19.913 Cousin Molly's booed up. 00:03:20.038 --> 00:03:21.873 Well, I guess I am, Howard. 00:03:21.915 --> 00:03:23.750 I guess I am "booed up." 00:03:23.875 --> 00:03:27.170 Well, something's going around, and it's called love. 00:03:27.212 --> 00:03:28.713 Arthur was telling me 00:03:28.755 --> 00:03:30.840 about the romantic weekend he has planned with Chelsea. 00:03:30.924 --> 00:03:34.928 And I wanted to tell you all before I told my parents… 00:03:36.054 --> 00:03:37.680 I'm engaged. 00:03:38.056 --> 00:03:40.225 Arthur, tell us more about this trip. 00:03:40.808 --> 00:03:41.893 It's nothing, really. 00:03:41.935 --> 00:03:43.937 We're hitting up a wine tasting in Temecula. 00:03:45.355 --> 00:03:47.857 No, come on. Don't make that sound. 00:03:47.941 --> 00:03:49.651 We're staying at a La Quinta Inn. 00:03:49.776 --> 00:03:51.236 Our room faces the parking lot. 00:03:51.361 --> 00:03:53.196 It's really not that big of a deal. 00:03:53.238 --> 00:03:55.156 Well, I think it's wonderful that 00:03:55.156 --> 00:03:57.492 we all have such vibrant personal lives. 00:03:57.575 --> 00:03:58.743 Okay, I'll go next. 00:03:58.826 --> 00:04:02.372 Last night, I completed my menopause. 00:04:04.624 --> 00:04:07.460 - Thank you. - Congratulations, Rhonda. 00:04:09.212 --> 00:04:12.173 - You said you wanted to talk to me? - Yeah, come in. 00:04:12.257 --> 00:04:14.550 Okay, now, if this is about the fridge space, 00:04:14.634 --> 00:04:16.761 the reason why I keep my bike helmet in there is 00:04:16.844 --> 00:04:18.179 so it's cold when I put it on. 00:04:18.263 --> 00:04:20.265 Oh, no, it's not about that. Come in. 00:04:20.974 --> 00:04:24.978 I've been doing some thinking about our family. All our cousins. 00:04:25.061 --> 00:04:26.187 How's everyone doing? 00:04:26.271 --> 00:04:28.273 You know, same old, same old. 00:04:28.356 --> 00:04:30.942 Yeah, I kinda miss everyone, you know? 00:04:30.984 --> 00:04:33.903 The last few years, I got trapped in John's bubble, 00:04:33.987 --> 00:04:37.115 and… I lost touch with everybody. 00:04:37.198 --> 00:04:38.825 Nah, we know how busy you are. 00:04:38.908 --> 00:04:40.994 And, plus, everyone still ask about you. 00:04:41.119 --> 00:04:42.537 Even Renee? 00:04:42.620 --> 00:04:45.290 Well, you know Renee. She's a tough cookie. 00:04:45.415 --> 00:04:47.000 But inside that cookie is 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:50.169 an even tougher cookie that's impossible to bite into. 00:04:50.253 --> 00:04:52.714 Yeah, Renee and I used to be so close when we were little, 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:55.717 and she and I just haven't spoken since I missed her wedding. 00:04:58.511 --> 00:05:00.805 Hey, does she still host spades night at her house? 00:05:00.888 --> 00:05:03.308 Yeah, of course. There's actually one tonight. 00:05:04.392 --> 00:05:07.812 Hey, do you think it would be cool if I stopped by and said hi to everyone? 00:05:07.895 --> 00:05:10.815 Are you serious? Yes, of course. It would be so cool. 00:05:10.898 --> 00:05:12.942 Are you sure? I don't want to impose. 00:05:13.026 --> 00:05:15.737 Girl, "impose"? It's your family. 00:05:16.321 --> 00:05:19.032 Plus, I'll be there to protect you from any shade, you know? 00:05:19.115 --> 00:05:22.201 You'll be my Baby Yoda, and I'll be your Mandalorian. 00:05:22.285 --> 00:05:23.661 That would be so fun. 00:05:23.745 --> 00:05:25.246 I don't know who those people are though. 00:05:25.288 --> 00:05:26.873 You don't know Grogu? 00:05:27.498 --> 00:05:28.750 - Din Djarin? - No. 00:05:28.875 --> 00:05:30.293 Okay, well, we gotta fix that. 00:05:30.335 --> 00:05:33.463 I mean, I can drive us out there, get you up-to-date on the family, 00:05:33.546 --> 00:05:36.841 and we can watch both seasons of The Mandalorian on eight-times speed. 00:05:36.924 --> 00:05:39.052 Okay. I really appreciate it, Howard. 00:05:39.135 --> 00:05:40.720 Course. 00:05:41.054 --> 00:05:43.556 Although, I'm pretty sure my car won't 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:45.224 make it up that big hill to your house, 00:05:45.308 --> 00:05:48.770 so I'm gonna need you to walk down to the El Pollo Loco and meet me. 00:05:48.853 --> 00:05:50.855 - Yeah, sure. - See you tonight. 00:05:51.731 --> 00:05:53.316 See you tonight. 00:05:54.067 --> 00:05:55.985 What is El Pollo Loco? 00:06:03.659 --> 00:06:05.078 Thanks for picking that up. 00:06:05.161 --> 00:06:07.747 Just throw it in the back. I'll have to pay you back later. 00:06:07.830 --> 00:06:09.415 Okay. 00:06:10.583 --> 00:06:12.919 Oh, my God. Is that a lizard? 00:06:13.002 --> 00:06:15.630 Yeah, that's Jessica. I've told you about her before. 00:06:16.339 --> 00:06:17.924 Jessica's a lizard? 00:06:18.674 --> 00:06:20.510 Okay, that story you told me about her 00:06:20.510 --> 00:06:23.012 before makes way more sense now. 00:06:23.096 --> 00:06:25.598 - Let me get you updated on the family. - Okay. 00:06:25.681 --> 00:06:28.309 - Cousin Kelly's *, but not out yet. - Okay. 00:06:28.393 --> 00:06:31.312 She goes to Yosemite a lot with her "roommate," Courtney. 00:06:31.396 --> 00:06:33.481 - We are very happy for them. - Okay. 00:06:33.564 --> 00:06:36.109 And Uncle James, he finally got on the Internet, 00:06:36.192 --> 00:06:38.528 so now he thinks seltzer causes cancer. 00:06:40.863 --> 00:06:42.532 Any intel on Renee? 00:06:43.741 --> 00:06:45.326 I had an idea about that. 00:06:45.368 --> 00:06:46.953 Open up the glove box. 00:06:50.415 --> 00:06:53.292 It's us at Auntie Mabel's Easter egg hunt. 00:06:54.335 --> 00:06:56.045 We must be in kindergarten. 00:06:56.129 --> 00:06:59.465 Just two cuties holding hands, being cute. 00:06:59.549 --> 00:07:01.175 That'll melt Renee's cold heart. 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:04.470 Now close that glove box. You letting Jessica's crickets out. 00:07:11.310 --> 00:07:13.980 Hey. I have a delivery for Sofia Salinas? 00:07:14.063 --> 00:07:15.398 Okay. 00:07:15.481 --> 00:07:17.567 - Yeah, just set it right there. - Cool. 00:07:18.192 --> 00:07:19.777 Appreciate it. 00:07:21.195 --> 00:07:23.114 - That's different. - Yeah. 00:07:23.197 --> 00:07:25.825 - Should we read that tiny little card? - I don't know. 00:07:25.908 --> 00:07:27.952 Sofia is the most private person I've ever met. 00:07:28.035 --> 00:07:29.871 I didn't even know her last name was Salinas 00:07:29.954 --> 00:07:31.873 until two years into knowing her. 00:07:34.625 --> 00:07:36.919 I don't know. We're on some shaky moral ground here. 00:07:37.003 --> 00:07:40.131 All right, calm down, Pippi Longstocking. It's fine. 00:07:41.257 --> 00:07:43.885 "To my dearest Fi-fi. I crave your touch." 00:07:43.968 --> 00:07:45.845 - Does it really say that? - Yeah. 00:07:45.928 --> 00:07:48.639 - Who are those flowers for? - You. Maybe. We didn't look. 00:07:54.228 --> 00:07:58.024 Flowers, Jalen? Seriously? You're gonna have to do better than that. 00:07:58.107 --> 00:08:00.109 It was my birthday three months ago. 00:08:00.193 --> 00:08:01.777 What do you expect for me to feel? 00:08:01.819 --> 00:08:05.239 Okay. We should probably go home and give her some privacy. 00:08:05.323 --> 00:08:07.700 Yeah. I'm right behind you. 00:08:07.783 --> 00:08:09.535 "I crave your touch"? The only thing… 00:08:09.619 --> 00:08:12.705 Yeah, I just... I lost something here at my desk, 00:08:12.788 --> 00:08:15.249 so I just... I gotta probably sit down and look for it… 00:08:15.333 --> 00:08:17.543 - Yeah, I'll help you look. - …for a little bit. 00:08:22.715 --> 00:08:25.426 - Okay, here we go. - Gonna do great. 00:08:25.510 --> 00:08:28.721 You're brave. You're strong. And you're love. 00:08:28.763 --> 00:08:31.182 - And this is your family. - That's right. 00:08:32.350 --> 00:08:33.935 Is that what you're wearing? 00:08:34.101 --> 00:08:35.686 What? 00:08:36.854 --> 00:08:37.980 Howard. 00:08:38.022 --> 00:08:39.941 Molly. Long time no see. 00:08:40.024 --> 00:08:43.778 Hi, Renee. Thank you so much for letting me stop by tonight. 00:08:45.780 --> 00:08:47.740 Well, come on in. You're gonna let the cats out. 00:08:47.823 --> 00:08:49.408 Yes. 00:08:50.201 --> 00:08:51.786 Very natural. 00:08:53.704 --> 00:08:55.540 Hey, everybody. Look who I brought. 00:08:55.623 --> 00:08:56.749 - Hi! - Hey! 00:08:56.832 --> 00:08:59.168 Oh, my God, Cheryl. 00:09:00.002 --> 00:09:01.587 You look so beautiful. 00:09:01.629 --> 00:09:03.422 You look good too, Molly. 00:09:03.506 --> 00:09:06.425 Your skin's glowing. What's your secret? 00:09:06.509 --> 00:09:09.053 I drink lots of water and take five naps a day. 00:09:09.595 --> 00:09:10.638 Hey, Molly. 00:09:10.721 --> 00:09:12.306 - Hey. - It's nice seeing you again. 00:09:12.348 --> 00:09:13.933 This is my roommate, Courtney. 00:09:14.350 --> 00:09:16.519 Yes. Hi, Courtney. 00:09:17.103 --> 00:09:18.938 Kelly. Yay. 00:09:20.773 --> 00:09:22.024 Wonderful allyship. 00:09:22.108 --> 00:09:23.693 Thank you. 00:09:23.943 --> 00:09:25.528 Rickety-ass table. 00:09:29.490 --> 00:09:30.575 Renee. 00:09:31.075 --> 00:09:32.743 I have something I want to show you. 00:09:32.827 --> 00:09:36.414 It's a picture of us from way back when. 00:09:36.497 --> 00:09:37.999 Weren't we so cute? 00:09:38.082 --> 00:09:40.418 So, you saying I'm not cute anymore? 00:09:41.294 --> 00:09:42.295 What? No. 00:09:42.378 --> 00:09:44.672 Oh, no. You're very cute. 00:09:44.755 --> 00:09:46.465 No, I was... 00:09:47.758 --> 00:09:49.343 I was just showing it, you know, 00:09:49.385 --> 00:09:52.388 to show how close we were when we were kids. 00:09:53.097 --> 00:09:54.807 So you're also saying I'm old? 00:09:54.890 --> 00:09:56.559 I don't... No. 00:09:57.893 --> 00:10:00.313 No. 00:10:01.689 --> 00:10:03.441 The picture was Howard's idea. 00:10:04.567 --> 00:10:06.736 Howard, is that true? 00:10:07.862 --> 00:10:09.739 I've never seen that photo before in my life. 00:10:10.323 --> 00:10:11.907 What? It was in your glove box. 00:10:12.825 --> 00:10:15.453 You know what? Renee doesn't wanna talk about this anymore. 00:10:15.536 --> 00:10:17.663 Renee wants to play cards. 00:10:19.373 --> 00:10:21.250 Okay. She just went into the third person. 00:10:21.334 --> 00:10:23.836 That is not a good sign. Can I talk to you for a sec? 00:10:23.919 --> 00:10:26.130 - I am not happy with you. - Why you mad at me? 00:10:26.213 --> 00:10:28.174 What the hell was that? You totally sold me out. 00:10:28.257 --> 00:10:29.884 What do you mean? You sold me out first. 00:10:29.967 --> 00:10:31.385 I can't have Renee mad at me. 00:10:31.469 --> 00:10:33.179 She's my lizard-sitter when I'm out of town. 00:10:33.220 --> 00:10:34.889 You were supposed to protect me. 00:10:34.972 --> 00:10:37.516 You were going to be my "Mungalorian." 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:40.561 I don't know why I thought that old photo would work. Renee's not Ken Burns. 00:10:40.603 --> 00:10:42.438 She's an assistant manager at a Food 4 Less. 00:10:42.521 --> 00:10:43.564 Her heart is made of stone. 00:10:43.648 --> 00:10:45.608 Okay, let's just move on. All right? 00:10:45.691 --> 00:10:46.692 How do I bounce back? 00:10:46.776 --> 00:10:48.152 - Okay, I think I got a plan. - Yeah? 00:10:48.194 --> 00:10:49.236 I think it's gonna work. 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:51.364 - I'ma go to the store and get some ice… - Okay. 00:10:51.447 --> 00:10:53.032 …and you're on your own. 00:10:53.366 --> 00:10:54.575 What? 00:10:54.659 --> 00:10:58.412 This is an every-man-for-himself type situation. I cannot be drug down here. 00:10:58.496 --> 00:11:02.124 Hey, Renee. I'm gonna go get some ice. Love you guys. 00:11:07.380 --> 00:11:09.423 I am not giving up, Auntie Mabel. 00:11:18.182 --> 00:11:20.851 I know we shouldn't be watching this, but she is so compelling. 00:11:21.435 --> 00:11:22.436 Even when she's mad. 00:11:22.520 --> 00:11:24.105 I know. Especially when she's mad. 00:11:24.188 --> 00:11:26.565 I would watch a whole limited series about her. 00:11:28.609 --> 00:11:30.778 You know, when I was younger, I learned how to read lips 00:11:30.820 --> 00:11:33.280 to see if my parents were talking about me being * or not. 00:11:33.364 --> 00:11:34.448 I bet I could do that now. 00:11:34.532 --> 00:11:36.367 Yes. 00:11:38.244 --> 00:11:43.165 Okay, she's either saying "relationship" or "ranch dip"? 00:11:43.249 --> 00:11:46.711 I think, from context, it's likely to be "relationship." 00:11:46.794 --> 00:11:49.922 Okay, will you just support me right now? I'm doing something magical. 00:11:53.050 --> 00:11:55.052 Well, looks like the show's over. 00:11:55.136 --> 00:11:57.138 I guess I should probably go pick up my daughter. 00:11:57.221 --> 00:11:59.390 She's been at her friend's house for five hours now. 00:12:00.015 --> 00:12:03.185 Excuse me. Do you know where I can find Sofia? 00:12:09.525 --> 00:12:12.445 - Okay, that's gotta be Jalen, right? - I mean, it's gotta be. 00:12:13.237 --> 00:12:14.864 Tony, what are you doing here? 00:12:15.781 --> 00:12:17.366 "Tony"? 00:12:23.748 --> 00:12:24.832 Alex, honey? 00:12:25.332 --> 00:12:27.877 Yeah, you're gonna have to stay the night at your friend's house. 00:12:28.419 --> 00:12:30.004 Okay, bye-bye. 00:12:37.136 --> 00:12:39.680 Uh-uh. Don't put your drink on this table. It'll fall off. 00:12:39.764 --> 00:12:41.348 Come on... The shoe? 00:12:46.645 --> 00:12:49.482 - What are they saying? - I don't know. It's all gibberish. 00:12:50.524 --> 00:12:54.904 "Dawn day velvet… Volvo." 00:12:55.738 --> 00:12:56.989 What? 00:12:57.072 --> 00:12:58.657 "Dawn day"? 00:12:59.116 --> 00:13:00.159 Donde. 00:13:00.242 --> 00:13:01.786 Ay, Dios mío, they're speaking Spanish. 00:13:01.827 --> 00:13:03.579 But this is terrible. I don't speak Spanish. 00:13:03.662 --> 00:13:07.291 But I do. I've got 30,000 XP on my Duolingo app. 00:13:07.374 --> 00:13:10.336 Okay, you sound out what you're seeing, and I'll translate. 00:13:10.419 --> 00:13:12.004 Okay. 00:13:12.505 --> 00:13:18.219 "Ron's peas stay coral zone." 00:13:19.553 --> 00:13:22.723 - Who's Ron? - Ron P. Ron. Cor... 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:28.479 He's saying, "You broke my heart." 00:13:28.562 --> 00:13:30.231 Oh, my God. We did it. Yes. 00:13:30.731 --> 00:13:31.732 She broke his heart. 00:13:31.816 --> 00:13:34.443 Oh, my God, it's sad, but it's kind of amazing what we did. 00:13:34.527 --> 00:13:36.028 Yeah, it's very compelling. 00:13:36.111 --> 00:13:37.696 - Shut up. They're still talking. - Okay. 00:13:38.113 --> 00:13:39.031 What's that? 00:13:39.114 --> 00:13:40.741 Ready, set, here it comes. Bam! 00:13:44.453 --> 00:13:48.791 Wait. Remember when Uncle Corey brought a lady to a wedding 00:13:48.874 --> 00:13:50.709 and swore she was Salma Hayek? 00:13:50.793 --> 00:13:53.587 Yes. Oh, my God, she looked nothing like her. 00:13:53.671 --> 00:13:55.256 She had red hair. 00:13:55.339 --> 00:13:57.716 Remember he used to make us call her Auntie Salma? 00:13:57.800 --> 00:13:59.385 Yes. 00:14:00.553 --> 00:14:01.470 Okay. 00:14:01.554 --> 00:14:04.306 What's going on here? We all friends now? 00:14:04.390 --> 00:14:05.808 Renee, you're not mad anymore? 00:14:05.891 --> 00:14:08.060 Howard, the only thing I'm mad at 00:14:08.143 --> 00:14:11.230 is how long it took for that damn ice to get here. 00:14:11.897 --> 00:14:13.983 Well, isn't that just like Howard? 00:14:14.066 --> 00:14:16.402 Always one step behind. 00:14:18.863 --> 00:14:20.948 Yeah, I am very silly. 00:14:21.031 --> 00:14:24.618 Although it is a little hurtful when everyone laughs at me. 00:14:24.702 --> 00:14:26.120 Well, I don't know why. 00:14:26.203 --> 00:14:28.163 You should be used to it by now. 00:14:33.168 --> 00:14:35.504 You know what? Since I'm in a better mood, 00:14:35.504 --> 00:14:37.715 I'ma let y'all have the five-layer dip. 00:14:37.798 --> 00:14:39.675 Yeah. Honey, this ain't for everybody. 00:14:39.758 --> 00:14:41.844 - They won't get this. - Yes! 00:14:53.647 --> 00:14:55.232 Have a good night, you guys. 00:14:55.524 --> 00:14:58.152 No, stop. You have to tell us what's going on. 00:14:58.235 --> 00:14:59.862 Yeah, who even were those guys? 00:14:59.945 --> 00:15:02.239 Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause a scene. 00:15:02.323 --> 00:15:03.157 "Sorry"? 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:06.118 This is the most interesting thing that's ever happened in this office. 00:15:06.201 --> 00:15:07.995 What? Greta Thunberg was here last week. 00:15:08.078 --> 00:15:09.496 Who? That creepy Dutch girl? 00:15:09.580 --> 00:15:11.707 I don't give a*** about her. I give a shit about you. 00:15:11.790 --> 00:15:13.167 I stan you so hard right now. 00:15:13.250 --> 00:15:16.629 Yeah, if stanning is a positive thing, then I totally agree. 00:15:16.712 --> 00:15:19.715 You don't have to tell us every detail. We want to make sure you're okay. 00:15:19.798 --> 00:15:21.592 Yeah. Are you safe? Whatever. 00:15:21.675 --> 00:15:23.427 But just talk to us. 00:15:26.221 --> 00:15:28.682 Surprise! Look what just arrived. 00:15:28.766 --> 00:15:31.018 - What's that? - I got you a gift. 00:15:31.101 --> 00:15:34.355 It's a game table you don't have to put your shoe under. 00:15:34.438 --> 00:15:35.940 I can put my drink on this one. 00:15:36.023 --> 00:15:39.026 It's made out of oak, and it even has real leather. 00:15:39.109 --> 00:15:40.110 Feel it, Renee. 00:15:40.152 --> 00:15:41.779 I'm not touching that. 00:15:42.696 --> 00:15:45.240 I don't want that table in my house. 00:15:46.325 --> 00:15:48.744 But you've been complaining about it all night. 00:15:48.827 --> 00:15:50.162 Come on. She's trying to be nice. 00:15:50.287 --> 00:15:51.538 No, she's not. 00:15:51.622 --> 00:15:54.124 She just throwing her money around to buy us off, 00:15:54.208 --> 00:15:56.460 'cause she knows she hasn't been around. 00:15:56.585 --> 00:15:58.420 That's what she always does. 00:15:58.504 --> 00:15:59.922 Okay, that's not fair. 00:16:00.047 --> 00:16:02.633 - Yeah, Renee, she's not like that. - Really? 00:16:02.716 --> 00:16:06.637 Then why did she skip my wedding to go on some fancy vacation 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:11.850 and then send me some fancy, dumb-*** colored lamp to make up for it? 00:16:11.934 --> 00:16:15.938 Well, that lamp was actually a James Turrell light installation. 00:16:16.021 --> 00:16:19.316 Well, tell your friend James the lamp's out back, 00:16:19.400 --> 00:16:20.985 full of dead mosquitoes. 00:16:22.736 --> 00:16:24.822 Money can't buy everything, Molly. 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:27.992 Spades night is over. 00:16:33.706 --> 00:16:35.290 Sorry, everybody. 00:16:36.083 --> 00:16:37.501 Maybe I shouldn't have come tonight. 00:16:37.584 --> 00:16:39.586 No, she shouldn't have said those things about you. 00:16:40.254 --> 00:16:41.463 You know what I'm gonna do? 00:16:41.547 --> 00:16:43.882 I'm gonna go in there and give her a piece of my mind. 00:16:43.966 --> 00:16:46.510 - No, you don't have to do that. - No, I do. 00:16:46.593 --> 00:16:48.595 This is for you, Baby Yoda. 00:16:52.057 --> 00:16:53.392 If I do not come back, 00:16:53.475 --> 00:16:55.894 I have written a comic book. It is called Ninja College. 00:16:55.978 --> 00:16:59.064 It is the worst thing I've ever read. Please delete it. 00:16:59.148 --> 00:17:00.733 Okay. 00:17:04.445 --> 00:17:06.447 Been saving this for a special occasion. 00:17:06.530 --> 00:17:09.992 It's an 18-year-old añejo tequila. 00:17:10.075 --> 00:17:13.037 Eighteen years? That probably goes down so smooth. 00:17:21.962 --> 00:17:25.382 - Okay, so there are two men in my life. - Yes! Love triangle. Keep going. 00:17:25.466 --> 00:17:28.052 The first one is Tony. He's the one who came in today. A lawyer. 00:17:28.135 --> 00:17:30.596 Thoughtful, dependable, steady. 00:17:30.679 --> 00:17:33.474 He also came over and organized my kitchen pantry once. 00:17:34.058 --> 00:17:35.684 Interesting. By function or color? 00:17:35.768 --> 00:17:37.352 Alphabetical. 00:17:37.436 --> 00:17:39.480 And then there's Jalen, who brought the flowers. 00:17:39.563 --> 00:17:43.192 He's an artist, and he just keeps me on my toes. 00:17:43.275 --> 00:17:45.360 We get it. He's good at ***. Continue. 00:17:45.444 --> 00:17:47.696 But he is so unreliable. 00:17:47.780 --> 00:17:50.282 Those flowers were for my birthday, which was three months ago. 00:17:50.365 --> 00:17:51.825 I just don't know who's right for me. 00:17:51.909 --> 00:17:53.744 Oh, come on. Let's be honest. 00:17:53.827 --> 00:17:55.954 You're gonna pick Jalen. You're gonna pick the artist. 00:17:56.038 --> 00:17:57.372 Well, what makes you say that? 00:17:57.456 --> 00:17:59.541 Because he's more interesting. He's more exciting. 00:17:59.625 --> 00:18:02.836 You know, every day will be an adventure. Those guys always win. 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:07.132 People always like choosing the *** rebel, Jon Bon Jovi type. 00:18:07.216 --> 00:18:09.426 Nobody ends up choosing the dependable guy. 00:18:11.053 --> 00:18:12.513 I'm gonna have to disagree. 00:18:12.596 --> 00:18:14.389 I've dated a lot of Jalens in my time, 00:18:14.473 --> 00:18:16.934 and it's all fun and games until one of them robs you 00:18:17.017 --> 00:18:18.977 and pawns your watch for a bunch of ketamine. 00:18:19.061 --> 00:18:20.938 To be fair, I don't think he would do that. 00:18:21.021 --> 00:18:22.981 You never think they will, but they always do. 00:18:23.065 --> 00:18:24.983 Listen, Jalen sent you flowers, 00:18:25.067 --> 00:18:27.778 but Tony's the one who cared enough to actually show up. 00:18:27.861 --> 00:18:29.738 Which one matters more to you in the long run? 00:18:30.364 --> 00:18:33.617 Yeah, you both have good points. Dating is complicated as hell. 00:18:35.536 --> 00:18:38.247 You know, I'm not mad that we did this, y'all. 00:18:38.956 --> 00:18:40.707 Wait. Who are you gonna choose? 00:18:40.791 --> 00:18:43.585 You think I'm gonna base my decision off of what you two told me? 00:18:43.669 --> 00:18:45.712 No, I gotta talk to my real friends about this. 00:18:45.796 --> 00:18:47.756 Wait. What are they like? 00:18:47.840 --> 00:18:50.134 None of your business. I've shared enough tonight. 00:18:50.217 --> 00:18:53.470 Please. Just a little bit more. Tell us about your family. 00:18:53.554 --> 00:18:55.222 Do you got any nieces or nephews? 00:18:56.473 --> 00:18:58.058 Please. 00:19:02.020 --> 00:19:05.274 Renee, you're wrong about her. I've been working with Molly every day, 00:19:05.357 --> 00:19:07.651 and yeah, she's not perfect, but she's trying hard. 00:19:07.734 --> 00:19:08.944 She's helping people. 00:19:09.027 --> 00:19:10.737 She's a good person. 00:19:10.821 --> 00:19:12.406 Well, if she's such a good person 00:19:12.447 --> 00:19:15.200 then why did she skip out on my wedding and not even tell me? 00:19:15.784 --> 00:19:16.702 I mean, 00:19:16.785 --> 00:19:19.746 I know a private room at the Olive Garden isn't Majorca, 00:19:19.830 --> 00:19:21.832 but that was the most important day of my life. 00:19:21.915 --> 00:19:23.834 You got divorced three days later. 00:19:23.917 --> 00:19:25.627 That is not the point. 00:19:25.711 --> 00:19:28.213 It's okay, Howard. She's right. 00:19:30.299 --> 00:19:32.134 I wish I hadn't missed your wedding. 00:19:33.802 --> 00:19:35.387 And, you know what? 00:19:36.763 --> 00:19:38.348 I did try to buy you off. 00:19:39.933 --> 00:19:43.562 But I didn't go to Majorca for a vacation. 00:19:45.147 --> 00:19:47.566 You probably don't want to hear anything I have to say, 00:19:47.649 --> 00:19:49.234 and I totally get that. 00:19:50.652 --> 00:19:52.237 Thank you. 00:19:53.989 --> 00:19:55.699 I just want to be honest with you. 00:19:58.202 --> 00:19:59.786 Right before your wedding, 00:20:00.370 --> 00:20:02.039 I was on John's iPad, 00:20:02.664 --> 00:20:06.251 and some texts came in from another woman. 00:20:08.003 --> 00:20:09.630 I confronted him, 00:20:09.713 --> 00:20:13.675 and we had a huge fight, and I threatened to leave him. 00:20:15.052 --> 00:20:19.890 And he talked me into going to Majorca to try to fix things. 00:20:22.017 --> 00:20:24.102 I told him I didn't want to go, but… 00:20:25.938 --> 00:20:28.774 He seems to have a way of getting everything he wants. 00:20:30.317 --> 00:20:32.194 So we went, and… 00:20:34.154 --> 00:20:35.948 He denied everything. 00:20:37.950 --> 00:20:39.534 And I believed him. 00:20:43.163 --> 00:20:45.040 Probably because I wanted to. 00:20:48.669 --> 00:20:50.337 And that was a huge mistake… 00:20:52.506 --> 00:20:57.678 Because, of course, you know what happened next. 00:21:00.097 --> 00:21:02.975 - I wish you would have just told me. - I know. 00:21:04.268 --> 00:21:05.936 But I was embarrassed. 00:21:08.605 --> 00:21:12.484 Everyone thought I had this perfect life. 00:21:12.567 --> 00:21:16.280 I didn't. I knew that guy was bad news. 00:21:16.363 --> 00:21:19.700 Never give a man too much money, especially a nerd. 00:21:19.783 --> 00:21:21.451 That's the worst-case scenario. 00:21:24.955 --> 00:21:26.790 Well, you're right about that. 00:21:26.873 --> 00:21:29.501 Well, at least you're here now. 00:21:30.335 --> 00:21:32.421 I know it was probably hard to come back here. 00:21:33.714 --> 00:21:35.299 I'm glad I did. 00:21:37.134 --> 00:21:39.261 This is so sweet. I think I'm gonna cry. 00:21:39.344 --> 00:21:40.929 Howard, why are you still here? 00:21:41.013 --> 00:21:43.223 I can hear the ice melting out there. Go get it. 00:21:43.307 --> 00:21:44.891 Yes, ma'am. 00:21:52.107 --> 00:21:53.692 Hey, thanks for bringing me tonight. 00:21:54.651 --> 00:21:57.362 And for everything you said about me in there. That was really nice. 00:21:57.446 --> 00:21:59.031 Well, I meant it. 00:21:59.281 --> 00:22:02.576 You're working hard to make changes, and I know it's not easy. 00:22:02.659 --> 00:22:05.370 It's just nice to see you getting back in touch with your roots. 00:22:06.413 --> 00:22:09.124 - Thank you, Howard. - Don't mention it. 00:22:11.043 --> 00:22:12.961 You know, you're rising up the ranks. 00:22:13.754 --> 00:22:15.589 You're my second-favorite cousin now. 00:22:15.672 --> 00:22:16.673 What? 00:22:16.757 --> 00:22:18.467 - Who's your first? - Cousin Keith. 00:22:18.550 --> 00:22:19.551 He's hilarious. 00:22:19.634 --> 00:22:23.013 You ever see that impression he does of the sloth from Zootopia? 00:22:23.513 --> 00:22:27.059 - He's so slow. - Don't do it now. 00:22:27.142 --> 00:22:28.268 I'm sorry. 00:22:28.352 --> 00:22:29.936 It's okay. 00:22:39.404 --> 00:22:40.989 Arthur? 00:22:45.869 --> 00:22:47.454 Thank you for your advice earlier. 00:22:48.246 --> 00:22:51.249 But I've got to let you know I think you're wrong. 00:22:52.417 --> 00:22:55.504 I think sometimes the dependable guy gets the girl. 00:22:59.091 --> 00:23:00.759 You think so? 00:23:02.135 --> 00:23:03.887 And between you and me, 00:23:04.513 --> 00:23:07.057 I think you have more of a chance with her than you think. 00:23:42.801 --> 00:23:44.386 Wow. 00:23:45.262 --> 00:23:46.847 Everything okay? 00:23:48.598 --> 00:23:50.183 Yeah. 00:23:51.726 --> 00:23:55.230 Yeah, everything's… great. 00:23:56.314 --> 00:23:57.899 Well, okay, then. 00:23:58.108 --> 00:24:01.319 I'll have you in that El Pollo Loco in 30 minutes, coz.