WEBVTT 00:00:06.261 --> 00:00:07.637 Here we go 00:00:10.015 --> 00:00:11.266 Previously on Some Assembly Required... 00:00:11.266 --> 00:00:12.684 But I need advice 00:00:12.684 --> 00:00:13.435 on what kind of gift to get... 00:00:13.435 --> 00:00:14.644 this guy I like. 00:00:14.644 --> 00:00:16.271 Tell me about him. 00:00:16.271 --> 00:00:18.940 Well, he's smart, and cool, and handsome... 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:21.818 Really, really handsome. 00:00:21.818 --> 00:00:23.236 I know it's hard to tell that special someone 00:00:23.236 --> 00:00:24.279 how you feel. 00:00:24.279 --> 00:00:25.613 So let me be the one to say it. 00:00:25.613 --> 00:00:27.574 You love me. 00:00:27.574 --> 00:00:29.242 Bowie, I don't love you. 00:00:29.242 --> 00:00:30.285 Yeah, you do. 00:00:30.285 --> 00:00:31.870 You said it yourself. 00:00:31.870 --> 00:00:34.205 The guy you're into is smart, cool and handsome. 00:00:34.205 --> 00:00:37.208 Who else could you possibly be talking about? 00:00:37.417 --> 00:00:39.419 Fine. It is you. Can I go now? 00:00:39.419 --> 00:00:41.421 What's your rush, Snugglepumpkin? 00:00:42.756 --> 00:00:46.718 I don't believe my eyes. 00:00:46.718 --> 00:00:49.888 I also don't believe my cheekbones. 00:00:49.888 --> 00:00:52.390 I'm pretty! 00:00:54.726 --> 00:00:56.061 Hey, Jarvis. 00:00:56.061 --> 00:00:58.646 I was wondering if I could have next month off. 00:00:58.646 --> 00:01:00.899 Urgh! I can't do this! 00:01:00.899 --> 00:01:03.109 Sure you can. 00:01:03.109 --> 00:01:06.237 A month sounds like a long time to take off, 00:01:06.237 --> 00:01:07.864 but I wouldn't be missing any work, 00:01:07.864 --> 00:01:09.991 since I don't do any when I'm here. 00:01:09.991 --> 00:01:11.993 Aah! I hate this puzzle! 00:01:11.993 --> 00:01:14.496 It's not really much of a puzzle. 00:01:14.496 --> 00:01:16.039 There are only two possible answers. 00:01:16.039 --> 00:01:19.042 "Yes, you can have the month off," 00:01:19.042 --> 00:01:23.046 or "Tell you what, take two months off." 00:01:23.046 --> 00:01:24.506 Would you stop playing with that 00:01:24.506 --> 00:01:28.009 and pay attention to my unreasonable demands? 00:01:28.009 --> 00:01:29.094 Sorry. 00:01:29.094 --> 00:01:30.386 I've been trying to solve that K-Kube 00:01:30.386 --> 00:01:31.930 since I got up this morning... 00:01:31.930 --> 00:01:33.723 which, given that I rode my bike to work, 00:01:33.723 --> 00:01:36.017 was probably not the safest move. 00:01:36.017 --> 00:01:37.769 It's impossible! 00:01:43.983 --> 00:01:45.110 Here you go. 00:01:47.112 --> 00:01:48.863 How did you do that? 00:01:48.863 --> 00:01:51.866 I just held it out, and you took it. 00:01:51.866 --> 00:01:54.119 No, not give it back to me. 00:01:54.119 --> 00:01:55.787 How did you solve it? 00:01:55.787 --> 00:01:56.871 I don't know. 00:01:56.871 --> 00:01:59.124 I guess I'm just good at solving things. 00:01:59.124 --> 00:02:01.042 Anyway, I have a letter to mail. 00:02:07.132 --> 00:02:09.175 Oh... silly me. It's turned the wrong way. 00:02:14.806 --> 00:02:15.974 Hmm... 00:02:23.940 --> 00:02:26.067 Don't worry, I'll get it. 00:02:26.067 --> 00:02:28.069 I've still got two weeks 'til my month off. 00:02:29.445 --> 00:02:31.030 Buckle up 00:02:31.030 --> 00:02:33.032 And hold on tight 00:02:33.032 --> 00:02:36.035 You and me on a wild ride 00:02:36.035 --> 00:02:39.330 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:02:39.330 --> 00:02:42.458 Together we'll make it all the way 00:02:42.458 --> 00:02:45.170 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:02:45.170 --> 00:02:46.796 We'll always find our way around 00:02:46.796 --> 00:02:50.550 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:50.550 --> 00:02:53.636 Yeah, here we go who-oa-oh 00:02:53.636 --> 00:02:55.054 You got me 00:02:55.054 --> 00:02:56.890 I got you 00:02:56.890 --> 00:02:58.766 Here we go 00:03:06.024 --> 00:03:08.276 See? I'm a problem solver. 00:03:10.778 --> 00:03:12.572 Geneva, I looked up the record 00:03:12.572 --> 00:03:13.781 for solving a K-Kube. 00:03:13.781 --> 00:03:15.200 It's 22 seconds. 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:16.743 Wow. That's fast. 00:03:16.743 --> 00:03:18.786 You solved it in 19! 00:03:18.786 --> 00:03:20.455 And that's... ? 00:03:22.248 --> 00:03:24.125 Faster. 00:03:24.125 --> 00:03:25.543 Oh, cool. 00:03:25.543 --> 00:03:26.544 Who held the old record? 00:03:26.544 --> 00:03:28.630 Not "who." "What." 00:03:28.630 --> 00:03:30.715 The official record is held by Kubot, 00:03:30.715 --> 00:03:32.050 a K-Kube-solving robot 00:03:32.050 --> 00:03:33.134 some engineering students built. 00:03:33.134 --> 00:03:35.970 Why are you telling me? What cares? 00:03:35.970 --> 00:03:38.514 No, just that one "who" was a "what." 00:03:38.514 --> 00:03:39.515 All "whos" aren't "whats" now. 00:03:39.515 --> 00:03:41.309 The point is, 00:03:41.309 --> 00:03:43.061 no one wants to buy or play with K-Kube anymore. 00:03:43.061 --> 00:03:44.771 Because it's too easy? 00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:53.446 No! 00:03:53.446 --> 00:03:55.365 Because people used to try to beat their best times 00:03:55.365 --> 00:03:56.908 and compete with each other, 00:03:56.908 --> 00:03:59.244 but no one could beat the robot, so people just lost interest. 00:03:59.244 --> 00:04:00.662 Oh... 00:04:00.662 --> 00:04:03.289 like me with this conversation. 00:04:03.289 --> 00:04:04.749 You don't get it. 00:04:04.749 --> 00:04:06.417 You can beat Kubot! 00:04:13.424 --> 00:04:16.594 22 seconds! A new record! 00:04:17.971 --> 00:04:20.598 Give it up, loser. 00:04:20.598 --> 00:04:23.434 You will never beat Kubot with your puny human brain. 00:04:25.853 --> 00:04:27.647 That's it, cry. 00:04:27.647 --> 00:04:29.440 It is the one thing you can do 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:30.608 that robots cannot. 00:04:30.608 --> 00:04:32.485 Not that we ever need to, 00:04:32.485 --> 00:04:35.488 since we are awesome and you stink. 00:04:35.488 --> 00:04:39.117 Ha, ha, to infinity. 00:04:40.952 --> 00:04:42.954 I think you can beat that trash-talking robot! 00:04:42.954 --> 00:04:47.500 You would think that, you silly ding dong! 00:04:47.500 --> 00:04:49.502 Not at trash talking. 00:04:49.502 --> 00:04:50.920 At K-Kube. 00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:52.547 We can hold a tournament. 00:04:52.547 --> 00:04:55.008 Woman versus machine. 00:04:55.008 --> 00:04:57.510 If people see that you can defeat Kubot, 00:04:57.510 --> 00:04:58.886 maybe they'll start buying K-Kubes again. 00:04:58.886 --> 00:05:00.138 What's in it for me? 00:05:00.138 --> 00:05:02.098 Uh... 00:05:02.098 --> 00:05:02.974 bragging rights? 00:05:02.974 --> 00:05:05.810 Nah. I don't like to brag. 00:05:05.810 --> 00:05:09.355 In fact, I am the best at not bragging. 00:05:09.355 --> 00:05:11.733 No one brags less than me. 00:05:11.733 --> 00:05:14.402 No one! 00:05:14.402 --> 00:05:15.320 Okay, I'll do it. 00:05:21.075 --> 00:05:24.078 Come on! Warm up those fingers! 00:05:28.666 --> 00:05:30.585 They need to be limber! 00:05:34.422 --> 00:05:36.591 They need to be loose! 00:05:39.886 --> 00:05:42.347 They need to be agile! 00:05:44.182 --> 00:05:46.392 Your fingers need to be strong! 00:05:52.106 --> 00:05:54.400 Really strong! 00:06:03.618 --> 00:06:05.661 Good! Now do it all again! 00:06:05.661 --> 00:06:07.163 If you're going to win this tournament, 00:06:07.163 --> 00:06:09.415 you're going to need to train every waking minute 00:06:09.415 --> 00:06:10.416 until you... 00:06:11.834 --> 00:06:13.669 Hey! Put me back! 00:06:13.669 --> 00:06:15.254 I wasn't finished! 00:06:19.008 --> 00:06:19.050 Bowie, could you come to my office, please? 00:06:20.927 --> 00:06:21.886 Geneva, wake up. 00:06:21.886 --> 00:06:23.221 Wake up! 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:37.026 Oh, I was having the most amazing dream. 00:06:37.026 --> 00:06:39.028 You were dead. 00:06:39.028 --> 00:06:40.696 Why are you sleeping? 00:06:40.696 --> 00:06:42.365 You need to get back to your training! 00:06:42.365 --> 00:06:45.493 I've trained enough! I'm exhausted. 00:06:45.493 --> 00:06:47.829 Your time is getting better, but it's still not good enough. 00:06:47.829 --> 00:06:50.498 Luckily, I have an idea. 00:06:50.498 --> 00:06:53.334 I think you can shave an eighth of a second off your time 00:06:53.334 --> 00:06:56.170 if you cut off your fingernails. 00:06:56.379 --> 00:06:58.464 Solving the K-Kube used to be fun, 00:06:58.464 --> 00:06:59.882 but you've made it miserable. 00:06:59.882 --> 00:07:01.926 And now you want it to be miserable 00:07:01.926 --> 00:07:04.554 without pretty nails? 00:07:04.554 --> 00:07:05.847 Forget it! 00:07:05.847 --> 00:07:07.348 I'm not doing your stupid tournament. 00:07:19.819 --> 00:07:21.654 What am I going to do? 00:07:21.654 --> 00:07:23.239 You could approach and greet me. 00:07:24.574 --> 00:07:27.452 Or is finding the way here too difficult a puzzle 00:07:27.452 --> 00:07:30.413 for the ball of fat and gristle you humans call a brain? 00:07:32.206 --> 00:07:33.708 Kubot, welcome to Knickknack. 00:07:33.708 --> 00:07:36.043 I'm the owner, Jarvis Raines. 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:40.882 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:07:40.882 --> 00:07:43.426 You should have known my hand modules 00:07:43.426 --> 00:07:46.721 are only programmed to solve K-Kubes. 00:07:46.721 --> 00:07:48.723 Now, where is this so-called competitor, 00:07:48.723 --> 00:07:49.557 Geneva Hayes? 00:07:49.557 --> 00:07:51.225 Oh. 00:07:51.225 --> 00:07:52.560 She's... uh... 00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:54.061 just getting ready. 00:07:54.061 --> 00:07:57.148 I am detecting an increased heart rate, 00:07:57.148 --> 00:07:58.816 which means you are either lying... 00:07:58.816 --> 00:08:01.068 or in love with me. 00:08:01.068 --> 00:08:03.237 Neither. Everything's fine. 00:08:03.237 --> 00:08:05.072 Geneva will be at that tournament. 00:08:05.072 --> 00:08:07.408 Somehow. 00:08:07.408 --> 00:08:09.535 If I can hear your heart beating, 00:08:09.535 --> 00:08:10.703 don't you think 00:08:10.703 --> 00:08:13.748 I can hear you say "somehow?" 00:08:19.629 --> 00:08:20.922 I don't get it, guys. 00:08:20.922 --> 00:08:24.634 The candles, the song, my dress... 00:08:24.634 --> 00:08:26.219 It was so romantic. 00:08:26.219 --> 00:08:27.553 But Bowie wouldn't go for me. 00:08:27.553 --> 00:08:28.638 That's hardly a surprise. 00:08:28.638 --> 00:08:31.224 Put a tiny sock in it, Aster. 00:08:31.224 --> 00:08:33.643 I actually wasn't slamming you. 00:08:33.643 --> 00:08:34.936 I mean because Bowie's... 00:08:34.936 --> 00:08:37.355 A weirdo! 00:08:37.355 --> 00:08:38.272 Exactly. 00:08:38.272 --> 00:08:40.942 Everything that guy does is weird. 00:08:40.942 --> 00:08:42.443 Well, except for not wanting to date you. 00:08:43.611 --> 00:08:45.613 That time, I was slamming you. 00:08:45.613 --> 00:08:47.532 ...zinger! 00:08:49.367 --> 00:08:50.618 You're right. 00:08:50.618 --> 00:08:52.620 We had a picnic yesterday, and he acted like an ant. 00:08:52.620 --> 00:08:53.996 You're lucky. 00:08:53.996 --> 00:08:55.164 We had a barbecue last summer, 00:08:55.164 --> 00:08:57.166 and he acted like Bowie. 00:08:57.166 --> 00:09:00.628 So, if I'm going to woo Bowie, 00:09:00.628 --> 00:09:04.048 I need to do something he would find romantic. 00:09:04.048 --> 00:09:05.633 Then he might just fall for me. 00:09:05.633 --> 00:09:07.552 Whoa! 00:09:10.263 --> 00:09:12.431 Welcome to Antarctica, hot stuff. 00:09:12.431 --> 00:09:15.101 Well, cold stuff. 00:09:17.562 --> 00:09:20.189 Presenting the Ultimate K-Kube Challenge... 00:09:20.189 --> 00:09:22.191 Woman Versus Machine! 00:09:22.191 --> 00:09:23.776 Please welcome the reigning champion, 00:09:23.776 --> 00:09:28.072 the one, and thankfully only, Kubot! 00:09:32.326 --> 00:09:33.494 That's it, 00:09:33.494 --> 00:09:34.495 use your worthless human hands 00:09:34.495 --> 00:09:35.496 to applaud me 00:09:35.496 --> 00:09:36.872 since they are incapable 00:09:36.872 --> 00:09:39.417 of matching my speed with a K-Kube. 00:09:39.417 --> 00:09:40.710 And now, welcome the challenger, 00:09:40.710 --> 00:09:45.006 the talented and beautiful Geneva Hayes! 00:09:50.011 --> 00:09:51.721 What's going on? 00:09:53.472 --> 00:09:55.725 I thought we could have a romantic dinner. 00:09:58.936 --> 00:10:02.523 And everyone knows penguins, who mate for life, 00:10:02.523 --> 00:10:04.942 are the world's most romantic of the flightless birds. 00:10:05.067 --> 00:10:05.818 Whoa! 00:10:08.195 --> 00:10:11.407 I'm glad you changed your mind and decided to stay. 00:10:11.407 --> 00:10:13.367 I thought we could have some delicious raw fish. 00:10:15.411 --> 00:10:16.287 You mean like sushi? 00:10:21.792 --> 00:10:23.669 No, but that would have been a good idea. 00:10:25.254 --> 00:10:27.965 Okay, so you're not hungry. 00:10:31.135 --> 00:10:32.094 We can still have 00:10:32.094 --> 00:10:34.722 some romantic penguin fun! 00:10:34.722 --> 00:10:36.724 Like sliding on our bellies! 00:10:36.724 --> 00:10:37.558 I really don't want to do tha... 00:10:37.558 --> 00:10:38.809 aah! 00:10:47.151 --> 00:10:49.236 Change your mind about dinner? 00:10:49.236 --> 00:10:50.738 Don't eat too much. 00:10:50.738 --> 00:10:52.990 For dessert, we're having snow cones. 00:10:55.660 --> 00:10:58.079 We're out of cones. 00:11:01.916 --> 00:11:03.376 Piper, please stop. 00:11:03.376 --> 00:11:04.669 I'm not interested in you. 00:11:04.669 --> 00:11:06.420 Why not? 00:11:06.420 --> 00:11:09.674 I've tried being romantic. I've tried being weird. 00:11:09.674 --> 00:11:11.717 Why won't you go for me? Am I that repulsive? 00:11:11.717 --> 00:11:13.678 No. Not at all. 00:11:13.678 --> 00:11:14.929 Then what's wrong with me? 00:11:14.929 --> 00:11:16.555 Nothing. 00:11:16.555 --> 00:11:18.349 You're... terrific. 00:11:18.349 --> 00:11:20.768 You're smart, you're beautiful, 00:11:20.768 --> 00:11:23.104 you've got a great waddle... 00:11:23.104 --> 00:11:25.856 Then why won't you go out with me? 00:11:25.856 --> 00:11:28.192 Because... 00:11:28.192 --> 00:11:31.404 and he would kill me if he knew I told you... 00:11:31.404 --> 00:11:32.571 Jarvis is in love you. 00:11:33.906 --> 00:11:35.616 He is? 00:11:35.616 --> 00:11:37.076 He said that? 00:11:37.076 --> 00:11:38.786 Many times. 00:11:38.786 --> 00:11:41.622 So while I could easily make you mine, 00:11:41.622 --> 00:11:43.207 I couldn't do that to my best friend. 00:11:43.207 --> 00:11:44.542 I hope you understand. 00:11:44.542 --> 00:11:46.794 I do. I do! 00:11:46.794 --> 00:11:49.380 And I promise you'll eventually get over me, 00:11:49.380 --> 00:11:52.633 even though right now, it must hurt real, real bad. 00:11:52.633 --> 00:11:54.468 Yeah. Totally. 00:11:54.468 --> 00:11:55.636 I'm crying on the inside. 00:11:57.555 --> 00:11:58.681 Woo-hoo! 00:12:04.729 --> 00:12:06.731 I feel bad making that Jarvis thing up, 00:12:06.731 --> 00:12:07.815 but I had to do something 00:12:07.815 --> 00:12:10.317 to get her off my back. 00:12:10.317 --> 00:12:11.485 Anyway, it would be a shame 00:12:11.485 --> 00:12:13.988 to let this awesome dinner date go to waste! 00:12:17.408 --> 00:12:19.660 Never say no to fish! 00:12:21.495 --> 00:12:23.247 Woo-hoo! 00:12:29.754 --> 00:12:31.338 I caught one! 00:12:37.052 --> 00:12:38.596 If you like K-Kube, 00:12:38.596 --> 00:12:42.850 then you'll love the new K-Hexahectaheptacontakaidigon! 00:12:45.853 --> 00:12:47.855 With 672 sides 00:12:47.855 --> 00:12:50.733 and over 395 septillion combinations, 00:12:50.733 --> 00:12:52.276 you're guaranteed hours and hours and hours 00:12:52.276 --> 00:12:54.695 and hours and hours of fun! 00:12:56.280 --> 00:12:58.365 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:12:58.365 --> 00:13:00.868 The "P" stands for puzzle!