Summer break is almost here.
A whole month without those nuisances bothering me.
How wonderful.
Hey, Saiki. Got a minute?
Nuisance No. 2 and No. 8...
Well, today I'm willing to at least hear them out.
How about we all go get motorcycle licenses over summer break?
- Let's all get one together! - Listening time is over. Get lost.
I don't care about a vehicle that can only go as fast as my brisk walk.
And plus, I don't have the money.
Okay, there's my excuse.
Oh. That's too bad.
Yeah, it is pretty expensive.
Good, my precious summer break is still on.
- What, Nuisance No. 7 this time? - Saiki, got a minute?
Want to work together over summer break?
It's a bit far away, though.
I'm not interested.
If they don't get enough participants, they'll cancel it!
It'll just be for one week. Could you do it, please?
Don't be silly.
You'll take shady pills given by shady researchers
at a shady lab and then sleep, that's all!
Yeah, shady is right.
Is this a clinical trial? That's bad news.
They pay 920 yen an hour!
If they check my body, they'll start researching me instead.
It's far. I'll use that as an excuse.
I'm going to make my summer break schedule completely and utterly empty.
Oh, Saiki! Good timing!
Nuisance No. 3, is it.
Want to come to our club's summer training camp?
I have nothing to do with your club.
One of our guys had to cancel.
We can't just waste the trip money, right?
Why would I willingly tire myself out on break?
You'll have plenty of time to sleep.
You know there are only 24 hours in a day, right?
Come to think of it, I did join a club the other day.
I'll lie and say my club has a training camp too.
I see. I guess you can't do anything about that.
Good grief.
Saiki!
I don't have to hear him out.
Lets—
Hey! Let's have an Occult Club training camp.
What's the Occult Club?
Help me hook up with Arisu!
I clearly remember that she did not look like that.
- Reitan, I'm scared! - Don't worry, I was born in a temple... This is Operation Spirits: Love-stricken Arisu and Popular Reitan.
I did tell Hairo that I'm going to this training camp.
And I don't have an excuse to say no.
But, forget it.
Saiki!
My completely free summer break is about to begin.
I can't find Saiki.
It's the most dangerous nuisance, No. 4!
Geez, where did he go?
I have to give this to him before summer break starts.
Going to an amusement park with Teruhashi? The very thought is disturbing.
It almost got blown off by the wind!
Damn you, God!
What were you doing out there, Saiki?!
What if you had fallen?!
It'd be better than the situation I'm in right now.
Hey, were you making a weird face just now?
I was not.
This isn't good. You're not supposed to turn down Teruhashi.
That's the law of this world.
There's no one else around. Okay!
S-Saiki, do you have any plans for summer break?
You see, I happen to have tickets to—
Teruhashi!
So you need to act before she can invite you.
I transmitted her scream earlier to the entire school via telepathy.
What's wrong, Teruhashi?!
She won't be able to ask me out on a date in front of so many people.
What's that you have?
This is...
- It's not what you think! - I managed to turn her away.
What's all the fuss about?
I don't know. I just got here too.
They're here too?
Hey, Saiki, let's go to the training camp!
Disband the club already.
What? You're not going?
Crap.
I told him I was going to this one.
Oh, you're coming?! All right!
It's on August 1st and 2nd. Be seeing you!
Good grief. I guess I can bear it for two days.
Hey, our training camp is from the 3rd to 9th!
It's in Tooi-cho. I'll put you down for it, okay?!
Wait, a week?! You got to be kidding me!
That clinical trial is gonna be in Tooi-cho!
And it's the week starting the 10th!
- All right! - Wait, wait.
My utterly empty break schedule is filling up like crazy!
You're getting a job?
No money issues then, right?
License training lasts two weeks!
We'll get them before summer break ends!
Wait a minute.
What does my August look like now?
After that, Teruhashi called and filled in the last day too.
Okay, I'll let him know!
My summer break ends today...
You're late, Saiki!
- Ow, ow, ow! You're gonna tear it off! - ...thanks to this idiot.
Please, come in.
Well, it's not like this is my house.
My dad knows people at this temple, so they're letting me live here.
Wow, amazing.
I bet his dad kicked him out.
This is my room.
Come in!
This is kinda stylish...
How do you like my bachelor pad?!
No temple needs a bachelor pad.
My beloved Arisu!
I'll call out my 108 earthly desires and hit your heart 108 times!
Are your head and cheek okay?
This is my chance!
A night under the same roof with Kaidou.
This is the chance of a lifetime!
You too?
Don't use telepathy.
Many people go missing in this forest.
The ghosts of a murder-suicide family appear at night and take people to the nether—
- Ow! Hot! - Great job.
This is no place for having fun.
- I can sense many terrifying, deep-seated grudges. - She's like the mediums I see all the time on TV.
I was born in a temple, remember?
That doesn't mean we'll be safe.
Let's start the test of courage!
We'll traverse the forest path in pairs.
Why don't we...
...just go with the flow and pair up this way? Arisu and Toritsuka Pair
Good idea. That way, we don't have to waste any time. Kaidou and Yumehara Pair
I'll be by myself, huh?
Well, that works out for me too.
Hold on a sec.
I want to go with Saiki.
I want to go with him too if possible.
Being alone with a girl makes me so nervous.
Don't drag me into this.
What?! Why Saiki?!
Well, Kaidou is kind of a wimp,
and you creep me out. So it was a process of elimination.
So he was just left over.
Don't be relieved. She totally shot you down.
Then we'll choose the pairs by drawing lots.
You had those with you?
The two who draw the same length sticks will pair up.
L-Let's do that. We have plenty of time.
Saiki, you go first.
Pick the rightmost one! Help me out here!
I hate doing what he says, but I would prefer to be by myself.
You're up next, Arisu.
You got a medium one!
You're next, Chiyo. I wonder what you'll get?
Chiyo, pick the middle one!
Which one should I pick?
The middle one? Got it!
Like I said, don't use telepathy so casually.
Wow, I got a long one!
What a stupid charade.
I'll pick next.
What? What about me?
If I get the medium one, Arisu will be my—
What? A long one?
Why? Ah!
- You were kind of annoying, so I turned back time on the chopsticks. Sorry. - Saiki!
What's with him?
What am I even doing here?
It's seriously creepy here! It feels like ghosts might show up for real!
Oops, watch out!
Be careful. You should watch your step, okay?
Th-Thanks.
All right, let's get this over with.
A-Aren't you scared, Toritsuka?
I told you guys. I was born in a temple.
It's not like that. My heart is pounding because I stumbled.
But I never imagined Toritsuka was so dependable.
W-Wait for me!
What? Just how easily can she get a crush?
Is she a newborn chick?
But Toritsuka is crazy about Arisu right now, so it won't work out so easily.
Arisu...
I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little nervous.
No! I've got Arisu...
What?! Who's this?!
The curse has finally broken.
Shall we go?
- Let's! - How terrifying.
Love just develops spontaneously for those obsessed with it, does it?
I'm scared.
I'll protect you no matter what appears.
It's a wild boar!
But it'll be okay!
I'm sure... I'm sure Reita will protect me!
The hell?!
After that, Kaidou helped Yumehara,
and she completely forgot about her feelings for Toritsuka.
Are you okay, Yumehara?!
The end.
These are my classmates, Nendou and Saiki!
They're joining our training camp. Let's welcome them!
If there's anything you don't know, just come and ask me.
Nendou got called in too, huh.
Hey, why are you guys just standing there?!
Oh, Coach! I was just introducing Nendou and Saiki to everyone.
Oh, this guy?
This is the guy with extraordinary physical talent
who will lead the future Japanese tennis world?
That's some bar he's set.
Not that he looks like it.
Fifty laps around the courts before practice!
Y-Yes, sir!
He's a pretty tough coach.
Fifty laps around the courts?!
You can quit if you've got a problem.
You don't have to go easy on us because we have an upcoming tournament!
Guys, let's make it 100!
Don't increase it.
Then 100, no, 105 laps!
Yessir!
Don't compete!
Hey, where's your enthusiasm?!
Who said you could lie down?!
Who's next?!
It's me.
Him, huh?
Are you ready?!
What?
H-He's got incredible speed and flexibility.
But is he fast enough for these?!
He caught up again!
But the second one is already on the other side!
He got this one too?!
And the way he moves is disturbing!
There's no denying he's got exceptional talent.
Is this kid special too?
I'm a normal person.
What do you think of him, Coach?!
Hairo, you go play a match against him!
Me?
He's the man who'll lead the Japanese tennis world.
I just said that.
But if I play, he'd definitely...
Oh? I was supposed to hit the ball with the net thing?
I kept using the outer edge. No wonder it was so hard to hit the ball!
I'll go all out!
Nendou! Do you want to play me?
He's already playing Hairo?
Nendou's got it tough.
I'll do it if I can team up with my pal.
What?
Just who will win? Foretell it.
Team Hairo is playing Nendou and Saiki!
All right, come on!
Good grief. Why me too?
If you guys win, we'll make you president and vice president of the Tennis Club!
No thanks.
But if you lose, I'll have both of you join the Tennis Club!
Either option is hell.
No beginner can return a serve like that!
- He caught up with it! - Is he really a beginner?!
Nendou, you really are a genius!
So it's coming my way, huh?
They can't return that!
Right. I won't return it.
They returned it!
They're both beyond a high school level!
And the way they both move is creepy!
Win or lose, only hell awaits.
Nendou! How about we say whoever loses this rally loses the game?
Sure, fine by me!
I guess it's my turn.
It's near the edge again!
Piece of cake!
I'll get it. It's my ball.
The ball went to the other guy!
Oh yeah, this is a doubles match!
Go, pal!
Sorry, but I'm finishing this.
Where is he aiming?!
It's totally going out!
- He's a rank amateur! - This will do.
We lost, but they probably won't force me to join the club now.
As I thought, he's got excessive talent.
But the other one is a rank amateur.
Huh? It's still flying.
Just how far is it going?
I forgot.
I can throw * fine now, but hitting them is another story.
- It flew super far! - What kind of power do you have?! Amazing!
Out or not, no one could've returned that!
My eyes were right!
I'll have both of you join the club!
After that, Saiki and Nendou were watched intensely for a week.
- We did it! - Good grief. It's finally over.
Hey, look over there, pal. There's someone sleeping.
You mean collapsed.
Hey, that looks like...
Yep, it's Mera.
S-Saiki... I felt all dizzy after eating this mushroom.
Don't eat something that's so clearly poisonous.
I've only been eating grass since summer break started.
Summer break is already half over!
Oh, Meracchi. You don't wanna eat that. It tastes nasty.
Why did you eat it?
Thanks, but I'm okay now.
Let's hurry up and go to that high-paying clinical trial!
- Thank you all for coming today. - Clinical trials.
- Thank you for participating in this week-long trial. - There are many frightening rumors and urban legends surrounding them.
But in reality, they're conducted with detailed plans and clear instructions, so they have very few risks...
Now, the drug that will be given to you has a big side eff—
...and most of the rumors are false.
This drug carries no risks at all, so please be at ease.
But this particular case may be an exception.
This sounds kinda dangerous, doesn't it, pal?
What's he doing here?
I invited him too while I was at it.
I still need to buy my mom a present.
How carefree can they be?
Run while—
Well then, I'll explain what you'll be doing over the next week.
Explain what we saw just now.
You'll take this pill in the morning, afternoon, and evening.
It's just a stomach medicine, so there's no need to worry.
Yeah, no way.
Once we draw your blood 30 minutes after you take the pill,
you can spend your time as you like.
There's no such stomach medicine that's so clearly dangerous.
Excuse me! I have a question!
Looks like even Mera noticed it.
If you take two pills at a time, do you get paid twice as much?
You don't.
Why would you?
Well then, please take the first pill now.
Don't tack on that forced laugh.
Good grief. What should I do?
One hour after taking the first pill...
Meracchi, wanna join us?
No, I have other work to do.
Always busy, huh?
After reading those doctors' minds, I knew those pills were harmless,
but the shady presentation still put me on guard.
But it seems my fears were unfounded.
However, something strange happened on Day 2.
Morning! Did you sleep okay last night?
Something seems different about Mera today.
I slept really well, and now my body feels all light!
My shoulders feel lighter than usual too!
They're gone! Well, they're not gone gone, but they're gone!
Oh no! My only asset!
If things got really bad, I was planning on selling them to get by!
They're aren't exactly a brand-name watch, you know.
Is this the drug's fault?
But nothing is happening to me.
I overslept a bit.
What's that monster arm?
What happened to your arm, Nendou?!
Huh? Is something wrong?
How could you miss something so obviously wrong?
Huh? Wasn't it always like this?
Is this the drug's fault after all?
For now, I'll just turn back time on them by a day.
Oh, my body's back!
Oh, it shrank.
- Just what the heck is going on? - Thank goodness!
Breakfast time!
Day 3...
Good morning!
Who are you?!
Since dinner was all-you-can-eat, I went overboard.
You think you can change so much in one day?
Morning!
Your jaw is crazy! What happened?!
Huh? Wasn't it always like this?
Pay more attention to yourself.
Day 4...
Good morning!
You're huge.
Aren't you kinda small, pal?
We're the ones who got bigger.
Well, no problem.
Yeah, we'll go back to normal soon anyway.
Because I'm the one fixing you.
Strange things have been happening to Nendou's and Mera's bodies.
They should stop taking this drug.
This pill tastes kinda sweet.
- You're right! I almost thought it was a Choco-boy! - If nothing happens to them tomorrow, I'll know for sure the drug is responsible.
Day 5...
Good morning!
I just don't know anymore.
And Day 6...
Thank you for your cooperation this past week.
I need to tell you something before you go.
This pill is actually a placebo! Placebo: Pills without any actual medicine in them.
We had you believe this pill was harmful to test how it could change your bodies.
Don't give me that!
I know that's what you were told.
But look at them!
A simple misconception couldn't cause this!
Modern science can't create a drug like this!
Who are you people? Are you with Dark Reunion?
Oh, could it be...
...you two ate a mushroom like this yesterday?
This is a parupun mushroom.
Ingesting it will change various parts of your body the next day.
It's harmless as its effects wear off after an hour or so.
Oh, it's back to normal.
It took a bit longer today.
Mushroom?
Oh, that's right. You were the one most affected by this experiment!
The person who was most affected. Oh yeah. This is a gag anime.
Fourth Week of August License Training Camp
I'll be your instructor, Baiku Manabe.
With a name like that, he was born for this job.
Whoa, we've got a scary-looking instructor.
I will Burn the Knowledge into you Boneheads!
BKB! Yeah!
Okay, let's start. Get your bikes.
What was that?
Err, beats me.
Oh, those bikes.
400, huh?
Don't start the engine without permission, brat!
What? But you said to bring it over.
By pushing it!
It's ten years too soon for you to turn the engine on!
How many decades will it take to graduate?
Hey, don't tell me you were riding it without a license.
No... Of course not.
I feel sorry for bikes that have to carry reckless riders.
First, practice picking the bike up.
Try picking those up.
I feel sorry for those bikes.
Just pick it up?
Idiot!
Lift using your legs.
It weighs over 200 kg.
You can't pick it up with just your arms.
How did you pick it up?
Using my legs.
Didn't you just use your arms?
Using my legs.
I got the knack of it! This will be a cinch!
- Nothing changed. - Idiot! Use your legs.
Push your hips against the bike and—
Oh, you are doing it. Your posture's perfect.
Okay, you can't do it. Go home.
What? No!
Are you telling me to give up after all this?
All what? We just started.
Please let me practice just a little more! I want to ride a bike!
His eyes... They show that he really loves bikes.
He's the spitting image of me as a teen.
Don't flatter yourself, baldy.
Fine, blow all your cash on our school, you bonehead.
Sir!
Blow all your Kash, you Bonehead.
BKB! Yeah!
- Y-Yessir! - What the heck does that mean?!
Thus, Kaidou had a rough start.
And Kuboyasu...
I don't get this at all.
I thought the questions would be more like this!
This isn't a kindergarten's entrance exam.
Hey, you with the middle part and glasses! What does this sign mean?!
Signs? They have meanings?!
They do indeed.
I feel like I've seen it before.
Oh yeah! That's the weapon Katsunori had when he fought Sureibu.
So that means...
"Bring it on"?
Huh?! What are you babbling about?!
What's this then?!
If I remember correctly, Enoshima was swinging it in a one-on-one fight.
"W-Watch out for potential killers"?
That's enough. Go home.
You're not qualified to get a license.
Hey, wait!
It's true that I used to get into trouble.
I can't argue if you say I'm not qualified to ride a bike.
But even so, I still want to ride a bike!
His face looks totally different from before.
He's quickly coming to look just like me.
It's like he's my long lost twin brother.
What the heck does he look like to you?
Geez. What do I do with you guys?
Read those and study on your own.
Sir!
Boost your Knowledge with those Books!
BKB! Yeah!
Okay, what does that mean?
Thus, the two of them started on their grueling training camp.
And finally...
I did it!
You can do it when you try!
You did it, Shun! Great job!
Isn't it too soon for you to be celebrating, Kuboyasu?
Tell me what these signs mean.
Number one: road closed for light vehicles except bicycles.
Number two: horn zone.
Number three: towing vehicles should use the leftmost lane!
All correct. You finally did it!
Great!
So how did you do, Saiki?
Whoa, you passed!
- This is great, guys! We did it! - You did it, Saiki!
The three of you did your best.
You're all graduating!
- Thank you very much! - Don't you guys still need to get your licenses?
Now, who's going to win?
- Is the prize barbecue? Drool. - There is no prize.
The last day of summer break...
It's a very depressing day for most students.
Let's go, Dad.
- What? Me? Well... - Hey, let's go in already.
Of course I feel very depressed too.
But I'm sure the guy who'll show up soon will have the best day today.
Isn't that right, Saiki?
Sorry for the holdup!
Did you wait long?
No, I just got here too.
Thanks for coming!
Saiki sounds so excited. I bet he couldn't wait for this day to come.
I really can't wait! Let's go already, Peach Tea Girl!
Yes, let's go!
That's the lost child center.
Seriously...
This can't be happening.
Would you normally bring someone else to a date?
With my plan, I estimated that I would hear "Oh..." three times on the roller coaster,
seven times in the haunted house,
and at least 38 times on the Ferris wheel.
But it's all ruined now.
I'm really glad I brought Yuuta along.
Walking with Teruhashi in a place like this would make us stand out quite a bit.
People are gathering around us as if we were park mascots.
- I guess there's no use complaining about it. - Where do you want to go, Yuuta?
Go-karts?
Then, do you want to ride in a coffee cup?
Or do you want to ride the roller coaster?
What did you come here for, brat?
I wanna see this! I'll give you a hug in Tokyo Universal Land!
Hello, boys and girls!
- Hello! - A hero show?
- This is more like a family trip than a date now! - Yaaay! I can't wait!
I can't wait to see Cider-man Ramune!
You really like this hero, huh, Yuuta?
Yep, I love him!
Oh, but I like Cider-man No. 2 too, of course.
No need to say that.
But what I like the most is Yo-kai Watch!
You really don't need to say that.
Oh, wait. This is my chance for some alone time with Saiki while Yuuta's distracted!
Hey, Sai—
He's recording it!
Ger! Ger! Ger! Ginger!
I'm gonna cover the whole world in ginger, ger, ger!
Oh no! Monster L. Ginger has gone into the audience!
Be careful, everyone!
I'm gonna squirt my ginger juice! Ger! Ger! Ger!
- Oh no! L. Ginger is coming this way! - Boy, he's sure getting worked up over a dumb act.
I wish the monsters would take him away.
First, I'll pickle you in ginger!
- Oh no! A girl has been kidnapped by L. Ginger! - And you call yourself a man?!
Whoa, seriously?
- Whoa! Who's that girl?! She's really pretty! - She's unbelievably cute!
That brat is gonna pay for this.
Peach Tea Girl's been kidnapped!
Good grief. What is Teruhashi doing?
Ugh. Why do I have to go through this?
Ginger, ger! I'm gonna spread ginger on you!
The girl's in danger!
No...! Please stop!
Oh, s-sorry.
Don't stop.
- Whoa, he stopped the attack! - Oh no! What am I doing?!
- But wait, now he's attacking again! She's in trouble! - Stop right there!
Ah! That voice belongs to Cider-man—
Or not!
That's enough!
Who are you?
He's right! Stop it!
The show is already falling apart.
Stop right there!
There we go! Cider-man Ramune is finally here!
That's as far as you go, monster L. Ginger!
Kick his *!
Seriously?! She's even cuter up close!
Cider Kick!
- Cider Kick! Cider Kick! Cider Kick! - Is kicking his only attack?
- Cider-man Ramune is strong! - How's that? I'm so cool.
Y-You bastard... You made me look so pathetic in front of her!
What? What is she trying to say?
Beat him, Minoru!
I-Is she rooting for me?! Real Name: Minoru
This is the finishing blow! Take this! The deadly Cider Ki—
Whoa, we didn't see this coming! L. Ginger counterattacked!
- Is Ramune okay?! - He ran his cider supply completely dry.
- Good grief. Whenever Teruhashi is involved, things always turn sour. - Oh no! Ramune is in big trouble!
You have to help him, Cider-man No. 2!
What?
Hey, are you Cider-man No. 2?!
If you're Cider-man No. 2, do something!
Hey, get real.
- We're counting on you, No. 2! - It's No. 2! No. 2's here!
- Stop it. Don't push! - Here! Wear this!
What's this?! Someone is coming out from the audience!
No. 2! No. 2! No. 2!
It's Cyborg Cider-man No. 2!
The legendary hero is back!
S-Saiki, what are you doing?
You tell me.
Who the hell are you?! Don't interfere!
Good grief.
This won't end unless I do this, right?
He did it! The original Cider Kick!
Cider-man No. 2 suddenly appeared when his friend was in big trouble,
- and spectacularly defeated L. Ginger! - Saiki! That was amazing!
So it still ends like this.
I guess I can't defy God's will.
Thank you all for coming to the show!
My summer break was supposed to be long, but it vanished in an instant.
Now the second term is starting.
Hey, don't tell me that means... Not again!
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K...
Of course. Our class is getting a transfer student.