WEBVTT 00:00:04.968 --> 00:00:06.511 Well, Texas has been fun, 00:00:06.553 --> 00:00:08.096 but it's time for this supervillain family 00:00:08.138 --> 00:00:11.516 to hide out in some other unsuspecting suburb. 00:00:11.558 --> 00:00:13.101 Who's up for Sheboygan? 00:00:14.394 --> 00:00:15.562 We can go wherever you want. 00:00:15.603 --> 00:00:17.105 We just got to move quick. 00:00:17.147 --> 00:00:18.189 I've done some things. 00:00:19.983 --> 00:00:21.484 Why are we leaving now? 00:00:21.526 --> 00:00:23.403 We have no choice. We're not safe here 00:00:23.445 --> 00:00:25.321 since Amy told Hartley our secret. 00:00:25.363 --> 00:00:26.906 Come on. Do you really think she'd tell anyone? 00:00:26.948 --> 00:00:28.742 We can't take that risk. 00:00:28.783 --> 00:00:30.994 She tells one person we're villains, 00:00:31.035 --> 00:00:33.079 the authorities will lock us up forever. 00:00:33.121 --> 00:00:34.581 Oh, that's if Onyx 00:00:34.622 --> 00:00:36.499 doesn't find us and destroy us first. 00:00:36.541 --> 00:00:39.335 I say we move to the beach so I can scare some surfers 00:00:39.377 --> 00:00:43.923 by shape shifting into a shark or a man eating crab. 00:00:43.965 --> 00:00:46.092 Either way, I'm snacking on someone. 00:00:47.635 --> 00:00:48.970 We can't leave. 00:00:49.012 --> 00:00:50.138 We finally started going to school 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:51.723 and I like it. 00:00:51.764 --> 00:00:53.057 You know, I'm the first student 00:00:53.099 --> 00:00:54.601 at Valley View High to be nominated 00:00:54.642 --> 00:00:56.060 for Student of the Month after being here 00:00:56.102 --> 00:00:57.103 less than a month. 00:00:57.145 --> 00:00:58.855 Oh, Jakey. 00:00:58.897 --> 00:01:00.231 I don't know how you do it, 00:01:00.315 --> 00:01:02.650 but you always find a way to disappoint us. 00:01:04.903 --> 00:01:06.154 I knew it! She ratted us out. 00:01:06.196 --> 00:01:07.697 Save yourself! 00:01:08.907 --> 00:01:10.158 It's just Hartley. 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.868 Oh, wow. 00:01:11.910 --> 00:01:13.578 She really snuck up on us, didn't she? 00:01:14.662 --> 00:01:16.206 Good morning. 00:01:16.247 --> 00:01:18.041 How are my favorite supervillains? 00:01:18.082 --> 00:01:19.918 Wait, wait, wait. 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:21.461 I was up all night thinking about it. 00:01:21.503 --> 00:01:23.213 And I have so many questions. 00:01:23.254 --> 00:01:25.048 Have you met Captain Valor? 00:01:25.089 --> 00:01:27.634 I heard his real name is Doug. 00:01:27.675 --> 00:01:29.469 And what about Sparkle Girl? 00:01:29.511 --> 00:01:33.139 I heard she smells like truth, justice, and coconuts. 00:01:34.933 --> 00:01:37.852 Hartley, we would love to answer all your questions, 00:01:37.894 --> 00:01:39.562 but just now's not really the best time. 00:01:39.604 --> 00:01:41.105 They're still, kind of, processing 00:01:41.147 --> 00:01:42.565 the fact that you know our secret. 00:01:42.607 --> 00:01:45.652 Oh, what's wrong? Don't you trust me? 00:01:45.693 --> 00:01:47.070 Of course we do. 00:01:47.111 --> 00:01:48.863 In fact we trust you so much we wanna lock you 00:01:48.905 --> 00:01:51.032 in a medium sized box and never let you out. 00:01:52.742 --> 00:01:54.118 I'm gonna head out. 00:01:55.745 --> 00:01:56.996 See you at school. 00:01:57.038 --> 00:01:59.249 I can't believe you don't trust Hartley. 00:01:59.290 --> 00:02:00.917 She's a good person. 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:03.461 Yeah, a little too good and honest. 00:02:03.503 --> 00:02:06.005 It's gonna make it impossible for her to keep our secret. 00:02:06.047 --> 00:02:07.924 Now that I think about it, Dad might be right. 00:02:07.966 --> 00:02:11.219 Did you know she's never lied to her grandmother ever? 00:02:11.261 --> 00:02:13.471 Well, that does it for me. 00:02:13.513 --> 00:02:14.889 I can't trust anyone that doesn't lie 00:02:14.931 --> 00:02:16.140 to their own family. 00:02:17.517 --> 00:02:20.311 Wait, does that mean you lie to me? 00:02:20.395 --> 00:02:23.106 No. 00:02:24.565 --> 00:02:26.150 It would make it a lot easier to trust her 00:02:26.192 --> 00:02:28.278 if we had something to hold over her. 00:02:28.319 --> 00:02:31.155 That way, she'd be forced to keep our secret. 00:02:31.197 --> 00:02:33.616 Are you actually suggesting blackmail? 00:02:33.658 --> 00:02:36.494 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hartley's my friend. 00:02:37.620 --> 00:02:40.123 If anyone's gonna blackmail her, it's gonna be me. 00:02:40.164 --> 00:02:42.125 Yeah. 00:02:42.166 --> 00:02:44.002 I was thinking maybe someone else could do it. 00:02:44.043 --> 00:02:45.461 Why? 00:02:45.503 --> 00:02:47.046 Well, you did spill our secret. 00:02:47.088 --> 00:02:49.132 And let's not forget the whole Onyx thing. 00:02:49.173 --> 00:02:51.509 What about the whole "Onyx thing?" 00:02:51.551 --> 00:02:53.511 You went to go fight for your mother's promotion. 00:02:53.553 --> 00:02:55.096 And now, we're hiding out in Texas 00:02:55.138 --> 00:02:57.515 making small talk with neighbors named Kai. 00:02:58.808 --> 00:03:00.768 Oh, so all of a sudden everyone thinks 00:03:00.810 --> 00:03:02.228 I'm the mess up of the family? 00:03:02.270 --> 00:03:04.564 Not all of a sudden. I've always thought that. 00:03:06.691 --> 00:03:09.318 Mom, you don't think I'm a mess up, do you? 00:03:10.987 --> 00:03:12.196 No. 00:03:14.032 --> 00:03:15.491 I can't believe this. 00:03:15.533 --> 00:03:16.576 You're all wrong. 00:03:16.617 --> 00:03:17.827 I'm gonna prove it. 00:03:17.869 --> 00:03:19.037 I'm gonna blackmail Hartley. 00:03:19.078 --> 00:03:20.455 No, of course you are. 00:03:20.496 --> 00:03:22.999 Uh-hmm. But just in case, 00:03:23.041 --> 00:03:25.460 how about some of us also see 00:03:25.501 --> 00:03:27.628 if we can dig up some dirt on Hartley, hmm? 00:03:27.670 --> 00:03:29.672 Thanks, Mom, but I've got this. 00:03:29.714 --> 00:03:32.967 Yeah. But just in case. 00:03:33.009 --> 00:03:34.594 Do you seriously think I can't do something 00:03:34.635 --> 00:03:36.971 as simple as blackmailing Hartley? 00:03:37.013 --> 00:03:38.306 It's just in case. 00:03:56.657 --> 00:03:58.409 Okay. I've spotted the target. 00:03:58.493 --> 00:04:00.953 Time for operation, "Blackmail Hartley 00:04:00.995 --> 00:04:04.081 and get my family to trust me again." 00:04:04.123 --> 00:04:05.708 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:04:05.750 --> 00:04:07.502 Are you looking at me like I'm weird? 00:04:09.378 --> 00:04:11.422 Hey, Hartley, 00:04:11.506 --> 00:04:13.257 didn't you and the Sunshine Club have a carwash 00:04:13.299 --> 00:04:15.092 to raise money for a new water fountain? 00:04:15.134 --> 00:04:17.011 Uh, yeah, we raised $500. 00:04:17.053 --> 00:04:19.847 Well then why is the old water fountain still here? 00:04:19.889 --> 00:04:21.807 Where did all that money go, Hartley? 00:04:21.849 --> 00:04:23.392 What kind of water fountain crimes 00:04:23.434 --> 00:04:25.144 are you trying to pull here? 00:04:26.604 --> 00:04:28.314 What are you talking about? 00:04:28.356 --> 00:04:30.566 We had to give the money to Kendall Rogers. 00:04:30.608 --> 00:04:32.109 She was scrubbing headlights at the carwash 00:04:32.151 --> 00:04:34.111 and didn't move in time, 00:04:34.153 --> 00:04:37.448 took a custom grille right to the forehead. 00:04:37.532 --> 00:04:39.200 Oh. 00:04:39.242 --> 00:04:40.785 I kind of wish I had seen that. 00:04:40.826 --> 00:04:43.704 But hey, being in charge of all that money, 00:04:43.746 --> 00:04:45.331 don't you ever wanna just take off 00:04:45.373 --> 00:04:47.833 and blow it all on a tropical vacation? 00:04:47.875 --> 00:04:50.711 Amy, what's going on? 00:04:50.753 --> 00:04:52.213 Are you recording me? 00:04:53.297 --> 00:04:55.091 Uh... 00:04:55.132 --> 00:04:56.217 Dang, no! I forgot to hit the button. 00:04:56.259 --> 00:04:57.260 Let's go from the top. 00:05:01.764 --> 00:05:04.141 Blackmailing Hartley's gonna be tougher than I thought. 00:05:04.183 --> 00:05:06.394 Well then maybe you should let it go. 00:05:06.435 --> 00:05:07.937 No way. I have to do it so I can prove them 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:10.273 I'm not the failure of our family. 00:05:10.314 --> 00:05:12.149 That spot's clearly reserved for you. 00:05:13.317 --> 00:05:15.319 Um, excuse me, I'm not a failure. 00:05:15.361 --> 00:05:17.488 I just received three votes for Student of the Month 00:05:17.571 --> 00:05:20.032 from the Valley View High Librarian Squad. 00:05:23.619 --> 00:05:25.037 Okay. It seemed a lot cooler in my head. 00:05:26.122 --> 00:05:27.999 You know what? 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:29.458 I don't need to find something to blackmail Hartley with. 00:05:29.500 --> 00:05:30.918 I can just plant something on her. 00:05:30.960 --> 00:05:32.753 No, you can't. 00:05:32.795 --> 00:05:34.463 Oh, relax. I'm not really gonna get her in trouble. 00:05:34.505 --> 00:05:35.923 I just have to plant some evidence on her, 00:05:35.965 --> 00:05:37.383 catch her on camera with it, 00:05:37.425 --> 00:05:39.969 and then threaten to get her in trouble. 00:05:40.011 --> 00:05:41.637 I just got to remember to hit record this time. 00:05:47.018 --> 00:05:48.978 Okay. This is Hartley's room. 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:51.272 Are you sure Sealy is not home? 00:05:51.314 --> 00:05:53.482 Positive. She said she's competing 00:05:53.524 --> 00:05:55.943 in a Backroom Arm Wrestling Tournament. 00:05:57.320 --> 00:05:59.113 Oh, oh, so that explains why 00:05:59.155 --> 00:06:02.033 she was bench pressing Hartley this morning. 00:06:02.074 --> 00:06:03.534 Okay. Come on. 00:06:03.617 --> 00:06:04.702 Let's see if we can find something 00:06:04.744 --> 00:06:06.412 to blackmail Hartley with. 00:06:06.454 --> 00:06:11.542 I am hoping for a journal full of juicy teen girl secrets. 00:06:17.923 --> 00:06:20.092 Holy pigsty! 00:06:22.303 --> 00:06:24.513 This is usually what the crime scene looks like 00:06:24.555 --> 00:06:25.681 after we leave. 00:06:27.391 --> 00:06:29.101 Someone's home. 00:06:29.143 --> 00:06:30.895 I thought you said Sealy was at an arm wrestling tournament. 00:06:30.936 --> 00:06:32.563 She was. 00:06:32.605 --> 00:06:35.232 Oh, wait, that's tomorrow. 00:06:35.316 --> 00:06:36.525 Today she's home. 00:06:38.527 --> 00:06:40.029 She's coming. Hide! Go! 00:06:41.697 --> 00:06:43.741 -Let me in! -There's no room. 00:06:43.783 --> 00:06:45.701 But where am I supposed to go? 00:06:45.743 --> 00:06:47.661 Go shape shift into something. 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:01.717 I really got to teach this girl how to fold. 00:07:03.052 --> 00:07:06.472 I've been looking everywhere for this sweater. 00:07:06.514 --> 00:07:09.433 Hartley must have brought it without asking. 00:07:09.433 --> 00:07:10.851 I missed you so much. 00:07:10.893 --> 00:07:13.145 I might never take you off. 00:07:19.401 --> 00:07:21.695 Well, if she's taking my son, 00:07:21.737 --> 00:07:24.532 I'm gonna take this lamp. 00:07:30.454 --> 00:07:31.956 Ooh, is that a new teacher? 00:07:33.249 --> 00:07:35.209 I don't know. All these old guys look alike. 00:07:36.627 --> 00:07:40.047 Watch me go secure his vote for Student of the Month. 00:07:40.130 --> 00:07:43.133 Excuse me, sir. 00:07:43.175 --> 00:07:45.010 Hello, children. 00:07:45.052 --> 00:07:46.554 What are you doing here? 00:07:46.595 --> 00:07:49.515 I'm the new substitute science teacher. 00:07:49.557 --> 00:07:52.810 In what world are you qualified to be a teacher? 00:07:52.851 --> 00:07:56.897 In a world with photocopiers and easily altered credentials. 00:07:56.939 --> 00:07:59.149 Whatever. You're only here because you don't think 00:07:59.191 --> 00:08:00.776 I can blackmail Hartley on my own. 00:08:00.818 --> 00:08:02.486 Amy, that's insulting. 00:08:02.528 --> 00:08:05.072 I also wanted to get away from your mother. 00:08:05.155 --> 00:08:06.991 Well, you're too late. 00:08:07.032 --> 00:08:08.409 I already planted another kid's homework 00:08:08.450 --> 00:08:10.244 in Hartley's backpack. 00:08:10.286 --> 00:08:11.537 Once I get her on camera with it, I'll be good to go. 00:08:11.579 --> 00:08:13.414 Oh, here she comes. 00:08:13.455 --> 00:08:15.332 This is gonna be good. 00:08:15.374 --> 00:08:17.084 Valerie, you lost your homework. 00:08:17.167 --> 00:08:18.502 Good thing I found you in time. 00:08:18.544 --> 00:08:20.754 Wouldn't want you to get you an incomplete. 00:08:20.796 --> 00:08:23.966 But it looks like you're getting one. 00:08:24.008 --> 00:08:27.803 Mr. Mayhem, what are you doing here? 00:08:27.845 --> 00:08:30.472 Profiting off the stupidity of our youth. 00:08:31.974 --> 00:08:33.475 He got hired as a sub. 00:08:33.517 --> 00:08:35.644 So a former supervillain 00:08:35.686 --> 00:08:38.439 is gonna mold young innocent minds? 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:41.567 What could possibly go wrong? 00:08:43.652 --> 00:08:45.612 See ya. 00:08:45.654 --> 00:08:47.406 Well, 00:08:47.448 --> 00:08:50.200 I guess you couldn't pull it off after all. 00:08:50.242 --> 00:08:52.619 Why don't you let the mastermind take it from here? 00:08:52.661 --> 00:08:54.538 No way. 00:08:54.580 --> 00:08:55.914 I said I was gonna finish the job 00:08:55.956 --> 00:08:57.541 and that's exactly what I'm gonna do, 00:08:57.583 --> 00:08:58.709 so step aside. 00:08:58.751 --> 00:08:59.793 No, you step aside. 00:08:59.835 --> 00:09:01.295 Why don't we all step aside 00:09:01.337 --> 00:09:02.838 and not make a scene in the hallway, huh? 00:09:02.880 --> 00:09:06.050 Student of the Month nominee right here, remember? 00:09:06.091 --> 00:09:07.593 Who am I kidding? You're not gonna listen to me. 00:09:07.634 --> 00:09:09.636 Keep fighting. 00:09:09.678 --> 00:09:12.056 If it's competition you want, game on. 00:09:12.097 --> 00:09:13.349 Because I can definitely 00:09:13.390 --> 00:09:14.600 blackmail Hartley better than you can. 00:09:14.641 --> 00:09:16.226 Really? 00:09:16.268 --> 00:09:17.603 Well, it looks like you just dove headfirst 00:09:17.644 --> 00:09:19.980 into a father-daughter blackmail showdown. 00:09:20.022 --> 00:09:22.483 -Bring it! -Oh, I will! 00:09:22.524 --> 00:09:24.485 But first, I've got to go teach a roomful of mouth breathers 00:09:24.526 --> 00:09:26.528 how to make a battery out of a potato. 00:09:37.498 --> 00:09:38.707 So typical, 00:09:38.749 --> 00:09:40.334 using another one of your crazy devices 00:09:40.375 --> 00:09:42.086 to get the job done. 00:09:42.127 --> 00:09:44.922 Oh, does that thing take potato batteries? 00:09:44.963 --> 00:09:46.548 I'm scanning Hartley's fingerprints 00:09:46.590 --> 00:09:48.342 to plant on the principal's car 00:09:48.383 --> 00:09:50.677 which I will then be pushing off a cliff. 00:09:50.719 --> 00:09:52.596 Looks like you've lost this one, little lady. 00:10:02.272 --> 00:10:03.565 Touche! 00:10:12.533 --> 00:10:15.452 Hey, what are you doing? 00:10:15.494 --> 00:10:18.372 Keep going. I just met her. It's an improvement. 00:10:18.413 --> 00:10:20.082 Go away! 00:10:20.124 --> 00:10:22.042 I'm about to plant the evidence in Hartley's hand. 00:10:22.084 --> 00:10:24.378 Oh, don't let me stop you. 00:10:26.421 --> 00:10:28.340 On second thought, maybe I will stop you 00:10:28.382 --> 00:10:31.134 by controlling your every move. 00:10:32.803 --> 00:10:34.763 Don't mind me just grading your tests. 00:10:36.974 --> 00:10:40.477 Hey, Hartley, can you hold my marker? 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:43.438 Well, that's a strange question, but okay. 00:10:48.485 --> 00:10:51.196 Amy, do you want me to hold it or not? 00:10:51.238 --> 00:10:53.407 Yes, take it. 00:10:53.448 --> 00:10:55.117 Take the marker. 00:10:55.158 --> 00:10:57.077 I'm trying! 00:10:57.119 --> 00:10:58.871 Try harder! Put a little leg into it! 00:11:00.789 --> 00:11:03.125 What do you want from me? 00:11:05.502 --> 00:11:06.795 Ow! 00:11:09.131 --> 00:11:12.384 Amy, you're acting weird. 00:11:12.426 --> 00:11:14.261 Is there something you wanna tell me? 00:11:14.344 --> 00:11:15.345 Yeah. 00:11:16.471 --> 00:11:19.141 That is the last time I ask you to hold my marker. 00:11:23.478 --> 00:11:25.063 Mastermind! 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:29.651 You gave me an F on my science project? 00:11:29.693 --> 00:11:33.405 I created a solar panel out of banana leaves 00:11:33.447 --> 00:11:36.950 that powered the entire school for three days. 00:11:36.992 --> 00:11:38.493 How could you fail me? 00:11:38.535 --> 00:11:41.580 Same way I failed everyone else, slowly and with great joy. 00:11:42.831 --> 00:11:44.541 But a failing grade will prevent me 00:11:44.583 --> 00:11:45.792 from being Student of the Month. 00:11:45.834 --> 00:11:48.003 I know. Bonus! 00:11:51.506 --> 00:11:53.216 Failing his own son. 00:11:53.258 --> 00:11:55.552 Oh, that's a new low. 00:11:55.594 --> 00:11:57.304 Perhaps you should get even 00:11:57.387 --> 00:11:59.473 by helping me frame Hartley before he does. 00:11:59.514 --> 00:12:02.643 No, Amy. I told you my villain days are over. 00:12:02.684 --> 00:12:04.311 I'm a better person now. 00:12:05.395 --> 00:12:07.314 Even though Dad's over there showing your failing grade 00:12:07.397 --> 00:12:09.149 to the librarians? 00:12:09.191 --> 00:12:11.276 Keep it. I made copies. 00:12:12.778 --> 00:12:14.237 I'll be a better person later. 00:12:20.827 --> 00:12:23.413 Celia. How lovely to see you. 00:12:23.455 --> 00:12:24.456 Eh. 00:12:26.583 --> 00:12:28.168 Can I take your sweater? 00:12:28.210 --> 00:12:30.087 Nope. I run cold. 00:12:30.128 --> 00:12:31.546 Oh, well, we know that. 00:12:31.588 --> 00:12:34.299 Let's turn the heat up a couple degrees. 00:12:35.300 --> 00:12:37.803 A couple hundred degrees. 00:12:41.056 --> 00:12:42.557 I'm gonna get you back. 00:12:43.642 --> 00:12:45.227 What did you say? 00:12:45.268 --> 00:12:49.898 I said, I am gonna scratch your back. 00:12:53.443 --> 00:12:54.528 Well, don't stop now. 00:12:54.569 --> 00:12:55.570 Oh. 00:12:57.114 --> 00:12:58.448 How high did you turn that thermostat? 00:12:58.490 --> 00:13:00.158 It's like an oven in here. 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:01.952 Oh, well, let me just take your sweater. 00:13:01.993 --> 00:13:03.286 No, no, no. 00:13:03.328 --> 00:13:05.247 That's the great thing about alpaca, 00:13:05.288 --> 00:13:06.915 just soaks in the sweat. 00:13:08.083 --> 00:13:10.752 So what are we having for lunch? 00:13:10.794 --> 00:13:12.671 Lunch? Oh, right. 00:13:14.381 --> 00:13:17.008 We are having, oh... 00:13:18.301 --> 00:13:19.845 a pack of hot dogs... 00:13:21.346 --> 00:13:23.348 left behind by the previous tenants. 00:13:25.183 --> 00:13:27.310 Are you sure I can't take your sweater? 00:13:27.352 --> 00:13:29.688 Don't touch the alpaca. 00:13:32.315 --> 00:13:35.110 Oh, what would you like on your hotdogs? 00:13:35.152 --> 00:13:36.778 We have ketchup or... 00:13:36.820 --> 00:13:39.990 Oh, perhaps a little mustard. 00:13:41.241 --> 00:13:42.909 No! 00:13:44.161 --> 00:13:46.538 You ruined my sweater! 00:13:46.580 --> 00:13:48.790 No. No, no, no, no, no. I just need to clean it. 00:13:48.832 --> 00:13:50.792 Hand it over. 00:13:52.419 --> 00:13:54.671 I will have it looking new in no time. 00:13:54.713 --> 00:13:56.339 You better. 00:13:56.381 --> 00:13:58.967 I'm gonna wear it to the steakhouse tonight. 00:13:59.009 --> 00:14:02.721 Got to protein load before my arm wrestling tournament. 00:14:04.431 --> 00:14:07.392 Fun never ends with you, does it, Celia? 00:14:07.434 --> 00:14:09.102 You just get this cleaned. 00:14:10.312 --> 00:14:12.063 And I'm taking my lunch to go. 00:14:20.030 --> 00:14:22.032 How do you have mustard all over your face? 00:14:22.073 --> 00:14:23.783 Because when you swatter something on me 00:14:23.825 --> 00:14:25.368 while I'm in one form, 00:14:25.410 --> 00:14:28.038 it sticks with me when I shape shift back. 00:14:28.079 --> 00:14:29.331 Oh, well, that's fun. 00:14:34.461 --> 00:14:36.379 Okay. We've got to find a way to blackmail Hartley 00:14:36.421 --> 00:14:37.422 before Dad does. 00:14:38.465 --> 00:14:39.966 What are you doing? 00:14:40.008 --> 00:14:41.343 Writing her an apology note 00:14:41.384 --> 00:14:42.594 for whatever we're about to do. 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:45.180 Just because we're blackmailing her doesn't mean 00:14:45.221 --> 00:14:46.264 we can't be polite. 00:14:47.599 --> 00:14:50.477 See, this is why we tried to leave you at that truck stop. 00:14:51.561 --> 00:14:54.481 Keep thinking. I'm gonna go brainstorm on my own for a bit. 00:14:58.777 --> 00:15:00.278 What do you think you're doing? 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:01.655 Since you crushed my dream 00:15:01.696 --> 00:15:03.156 of becoming student of the month, 00:15:03.198 --> 00:15:04.866 I'm helping Amy beat you at your blackmail game. 00:15:04.908 --> 00:15:06.326 You've turned on your own father? 00:15:06.368 --> 00:15:08.161 Yup. And since you betrayed your son, 00:15:08.203 --> 00:15:09.412 it's time for you to pay the price. 00:15:09.454 --> 00:15:10.872 Jump ship. I'll give you an A. 00:15:10.914 --> 00:15:12.457 let's do this. 00:15:16.878 --> 00:15:20.048 Well, I finally got all the mustard out of my eyes 00:15:20.090 --> 00:15:22.884 and a few other crevices where mustard should never be. 00:15:25.845 --> 00:15:26.930 Celia is here. 00:15:26.971 --> 00:15:28.348 How do you feel 00:15:28.390 --> 00:15:30.892 about taking a hit for the family 00:15:30.934 --> 00:15:33.645 and riding on Celia's back for the rest of your life? 00:15:35.814 --> 00:15:37.065 No. 00:15:38.066 --> 00:15:39.901 Okay. 00:15:39.943 --> 00:15:42.070 Then at least shape shift back into the sweater 00:15:42.112 --> 00:15:43.113 until I can stall her. 00:15:44.114 --> 00:15:45.281 Fine. 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:49.369 Oh. 00:15:49.411 --> 00:15:51.287 No. Don't you do it! 00:15:51.329 --> 00:15:52.414 Quiet, sweater! 00:15:54.833 --> 00:15:55.959 Come in. 00:15:58.378 --> 00:16:00.505 I brought your hotdogs back. 00:16:00.547 --> 00:16:01.965 At least the green ones. 00:16:03.466 --> 00:16:04.968 Almost done. 00:16:05.009 --> 00:16:07.804 The mustard stains are tough to get out. 00:16:10.014 --> 00:16:11.015 No! 00:16:12.016 --> 00:16:14.018 Hurry up. I need that sweater. 00:16:24.446 --> 00:16:27.699 I don't get it. How are you wet? 00:16:27.740 --> 00:16:30.326 Why don't you jump in the sink and I'll explain it to you? 00:16:36.457 --> 00:16:38.293 Jake, where have you been? 00:16:38.334 --> 00:16:40.295 -I have a plan. -Oh, you save your breath. 00:16:40.336 --> 00:16:42.172 You thought you were so clever 00:16:42.213 --> 00:16:43.715 getting your brother to help you. 00:16:43.756 --> 00:16:45.800 But I flipped him so now he's helping me beat you. 00:16:45.842 --> 00:16:46.801 Ha! 00:16:48.303 --> 00:16:50.054 He used his super strength to rip the head 00:16:50.096 --> 00:16:51.431 off the school's mascot statue 00:16:51.472 --> 00:16:53.099 and put it in Hartley's locker. 00:16:53.141 --> 00:16:55.018 That's right. We went big. 00:16:55.059 --> 00:16:56.978 -That's not that big. -It's big enough. 00:16:58.313 --> 00:16:59.606 And once we get Hartley on camera, 00:16:59.689 --> 00:17:01.232 she's gonna have to keep our secret 00:17:01.274 --> 00:17:02.483 and you are gonna have to bow down 00:17:02.525 --> 00:17:04.694 before your evil genius Daddy. 00:17:04.736 --> 00:17:07.405 Still trying to make that one stick, huh? 00:17:08.865 --> 00:17:10.450 Guys, did you hear? 00:17:10.491 --> 00:17:13.328 Someone cut off the head of the eagle mascot. 00:17:13.369 --> 00:17:15.413 And the police are here to investigate. 00:17:15.455 --> 00:17:16.414 Listen up. 00:17:17.498 --> 00:17:19.042 Your vice principal called me here 00:17:19.083 --> 00:17:21.544 because someone vandalized school property. 00:17:21.586 --> 00:17:25.006 And when I find out who it was, the culprit will be arrested. 00:17:28.259 --> 00:17:31.262 We were only supposed to frame Hartley not get her arrested. 00:17:31.304 --> 00:17:33.264 Uh-hmm. And if she goes down, they're gonna start asking her 00:17:33.306 --> 00:17:34.641 all sorts of questions, 00:17:34.724 --> 00:17:36.476 which means it's only a matter of time 00:17:36.517 --> 00:17:38.937 until she says too much and spills our secret. 00:17:40.271 --> 00:17:42.398 Don't look at me. I wanted to move to Sheboygan. 00:17:47.862 --> 00:17:50.531 We to get that eagle head out of Hartley's locker 00:17:50.573 --> 00:17:52.033 before that officer finds it. 00:17:52.075 --> 00:17:53.534 Look, as long as the officer 00:17:53.576 --> 00:17:55.286 doesn't go near her locker, we're good. 00:17:55.328 --> 00:17:57.372 Heads up. I'm searching your lockers. 00:17:57.413 --> 00:17:58.748 Well, that was bad timing. 00:17:59.791 --> 00:18:01.501 You can start with mine, officer. 00:18:01.542 --> 00:18:03.002 I have nothing to hide. 00:18:03.044 --> 00:18:04.963 Uh, no. Wait. 00:18:05.004 --> 00:18:07.590 You can't go in there, locker termites. 00:18:08.633 --> 00:18:10.426 They're real. Ask the science teacher. 00:18:11.511 --> 00:18:13.054 I don't know any of these people. 00:18:14.806 --> 00:18:17.684 Young man, step away from that locker. 00:18:17.767 --> 00:18:19.686 Wait, officer, 00:18:19.769 --> 00:18:21.854 this is a violation of our student rights. 00:18:21.896 --> 00:18:23.690 I mean to think that you would insinuate 00:18:23.773 --> 00:18:27.235 that innocent Hartley here would steal the... 00:18:27.276 --> 00:18:28.820 eagle head that is not in there, 00:18:28.861 --> 00:18:30.530 I think we are done. Have a nice day. 00:18:32.490 --> 00:18:33.491 You're clear. 00:18:35.034 --> 00:18:36.786 What just happened? 00:18:36.828 --> 00:18:38.538 You tell me. I thought you said you... 00:18:38.579 --> 00:18:41.332 Hid the eagle head inside my locker? 00:18:41.374 --> 00:18:43.167 Wait. 00:18:43.209 --> 00:18:45.169 -No way. -You knew? 00:18:45.211 --> 00:18:47.213 Of course I knew. 00:18:47.255 --> 00:18:48.965 It was pretty obvious. 00:18:49.006 --> 00:18:51.050 You becoming substitute teacher, 00:18:51.092 --> 00:18:54.387 Amy doing her weird marker dance. 00:18:55.471 --> 00:18:57.515 I gave you the chance to come clean 00:18:57.557 --> 00:19:00.268 and you still wanted to blackmail me. 00:19:00.309 --> 00:19:03.187 So I figured I had to teach you a lesson. 00:19:03.229 --> 00:19:06.107 I moved the eagle head out of my locker hours ago. 00:19:06.149 --> 00:19:08.693 Whoa. I can't believe you played us like that. 00:19:08.734 --> 00:19:11.279 You gave me no choice. 00:19:11.320 --> 00:19:14.574 I just don't understand why you wanted to blackmail me. 00:19:14.615 --> 00:19:16.284 I'm a good person. 00:19:16.325 --> 00:19:19.036 And when I say you can trust me, I mean it. 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:23.040 I trusted you. I'm actually the victim here. 00:19:23.082 --> 00:19:24.876 They lured me in, 00:19:24.917 --> 00:19:28.254 which means I'm still a good person, right? 00:19:28.296 --> 00:19:32.383 You vandalized school property just to be Student of the Month. 00:19:32.425 --> 00:19:34.594 So is that a yes? 00:19:35.636 --> 00:19:38.306 More of a, "You better fix that statute quick." 00:19:38.347 --> 00:19:39.599 And from here on out, 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:41.476 you're all gonna start trusting me. 00:19:41.517 --> 00:19:43.436 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 00:19:43.478 --> 00:19:45.062 Hold on there, missy. 00:19:45.104 --> 00:19:48.232 You can't just waltz in here and twist my arm. 00:19:48.274 --> 00:19:50.651 Well, I do know your secret 00:19:50.735 --> 00:19:54.989 and I'm pretty sure you don't want me to tell anyone, so... 00:19:55.990 --> 00:19:58.367 Welcome to the family. 00:20:01.787 --> 00:20:04.290 Oh, don't even get me started about Octogal. 00:20:04.332 --> 00:20:05.625 She once tentacled me so hard 00:20:05.666 --> 00:20:07.335 I couldn't sit down for eight days. 00:20:08.419 --> 00:20:10.338 Do whatever the girl says. 00:20:13.090 --> 00:20:15.760 Hey, isn't that Celia's sweater? 00:20:15.843 --> 00:20:18.721 The one we've been looking for everywhere? 00:20:18.763 --> 00:20:21.766 Oh, it certainly is. 00:20:21.849 --> 00:20:25.353 I only borrowed it for a few days. But then... 00:20:25.394 --> 00:20:28.314 Wait, why do you care about my grandma's sweater? 00:20:29.732 --> 00:20:32.235 This isn't about us. This is about you. 00:20:33.444 --> 00:20:35.905 I was gonna put it back but there was a loose thread 00:20:35.947 --> 00:20:37.531 so I pulled it. 00:20:37.573 --> 00:20:40.284 And once I started pulling it, I couldn't stop. 00:20:40.326 --> 00:20:41.327 Then this happened. 00:20:42.411 --> 00:20:45.915 And there's my blackmail. 00:20:45.957 --> 00:20:47.333 Ha! 00:20:47.375 --> 00:20:49.502 You're not gonna beat an evil genius. 00:20:50.503 --> 00:20:52.296 Hello, police department. 00:20:52.338 --> 00:20:54.298 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 00:20:56.550 --> 00:20:57.927 You know, for a girl who doesn't like blackmail, 00:20:57.969 --> 00:21:00.513 -she's really good at it. -Yeah. 00:21:00.554 --> 00:21:02.515 This is a Hartley I can rock with. 00:21:02.556 --> 00:21:05.059 Okay. I think we're done with the blackmailing. 00:21:06.185 --> 00:21:07.645 So, Hartley, 00:21:08.646 --> 00:21:11.399 if you promise to keep our secret, 00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:15.277 I think we can help you out with the sweater. 00:21:16.404 --> 00:21:18.531 It's so clean. 00:21:18.572 --> 00:21:21.242 I'm gonna start having you wash all my clothes. 00:21:22.368 --> 00:21:24.036 Oh. Oh. 00:21:24.078 --> 00:21:26.455 There seems to be a bit of fuzz there. 00:21:26.497 --> 00:21:29.583 That's not fuzz. It's just a loose thread. 00:21:32.461 --> 00:21:35.673 Oh, no. 00:21:35.715 --> 00:21:37.842 How am I supposed to fix this? 00:21:37.925 --> 00:21:41.053 Come on. I got thread in the kitchen. 00:21:43.514 --> 00:21:45.433 Yes, she took the bait. 00:21:45.474 --> 00:21:47.435 You know, I'm really starting to see the upside 00:21:47.476 --> 00:21:48.602 of having a brother who shape shifts. 00:21:50.855 --> 00:21:52.398 Ow! 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:53.482 Quiet, sweater. 00:21:54.525 --> 00:21:56.318 Quick, give me the sweater that you ripped. 00:22:00.364 --> 00:22:02.742 There, now you're off the hook. Celia will think she ruined it. 00:22:03.784 --> 00:22:05.995 I can't believe I'm deceiving my grandma. 00:22:06.036 --> 00:22:08.330 I have never done that. Ever. 00:22:08.372 --> 00:22:09.832 Would you rather see what happens 00:22:09.874 --> 00:22:11.709 when she finds out you ruined her sweater? 00:22:11.751 --> 00:22:13.294 Uh, no. 00:22:13.335 --> 00:22:15.337 Yay! You're learning. 00:22:18.007 --> 00:22:20.468 I am so done being a sweater. 00:22:21.677 --> 00:22:22.678 What? 00:22:35.608 --> 00:22:37.276 Come in. 00:22:38.444 --> 00:22:40.112 Holy pigsty! 00:22:41.280 --> 00:22:43.073 Is your room always this messy? 00:22:43.115 --> 00:22:44.617 Messy? I just cleaned it. 00:22:46.243 --> 00:22:49.705 You know, I gotta say, you kind of impressed me today. 00:22:49.788 --> 00:22:51.207 I impressed myself. 00:22:51.248 --> 00:22:53.042 I mean, who would have thought 00:22:53.083 --> 00:22:56.295 I could outsmart a family of supervillains? 00:22:56.337 --> 00:23:00.007 Yeah, you got us pretty good. 00:23:00.049 --> 00:23:02.635 You do realize that family of supervillains is at home 00:23:02.676 --> 00:23:05.221 right now trying to plot their revenge, right? 00:23:05.262 --> 00:23:07.223 Oh, I think they learned their lesson. 00:23:08.849 --> 00:23:09.850 Didn't they? 00:23:11.227 --> 00:23:13.062 Sure they did. 00:23:13.103 --> 00:23:14.104 Good. 00:23:15.105 --> 00:23:17.733 Amy, you're not gonna 00:23:17.816 --> 00:23:21.070 try and get even with me, are you? 00:23:21.111 --> 00:23:22.112 No. 00:23:23.989 --> 00:23:27.201 I gotta go. I'll see you in your sleep. 00:23:28.244 --> 00:23:29.995 I mean, I'll see you at school. 00:23:32.289 --> 00:23:33.165 Amy? 00:23:33.207 --> 00:23:34.208 Amy!