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Sorry!

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Thank you!

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I now can control my throw quite well.

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I had huge problems in the past because I couldn't control my strength.

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The 300 practice throws I did every day really paid off.

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Of course, I still can't take this thing off.

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This is a device that controls my powers.

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If it's taken out or gets broken...

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I'm sorry! Could you throw it back?

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Good grief. Again?

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What's this dirty little ball?

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Throw it back already!

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Is that how you ask someone a favor? Geez. Here you go.

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That's a pretty old-school effect.

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Forget that! What just happened?

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I used the same amount of strength as before!

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The ball is gone!

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Hey, get the ball already.

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- Not good. I won't be able to control my powers.
- Well, it flew off with a sparkle.

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Oh, that ball from before! I have to fix it right away!

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See?

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This is bad... Very bad!

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I can't control my powers!

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That means if I lean on a wall,
it'll snap as if it were a wafer.

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If I bump into someone, they'll be sent flying.

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And if I run, the gale-force winds will tear off the clothes of anyone around me.

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To put it simply, it'll look like this.

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Every single move I make could flatten the land around me.

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Going home like this is too risky.

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I'll have to use my restoration ability to put it back to how it was.

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This ability turns back time on the target by one day.

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Turning back time!

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Okay, problem solved.

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Wh-Why?!

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Restoration Ability Turn back time by 1 day (only once
a day)
Oh! Because my powers are no longer restrained,

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Turn back time by 7 years (up to 3 times a day)
they've grown stronger!

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Turning back time by 7 years?

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That's even trickier to use!

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Given this situation, I'll have to ask my parents to come get me via telepathy.

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What? I hear a lot of foreign words.

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Of course, it's because my telepathy has powered up!

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It was limited to a 200-meter radius before...

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Ugh! Too many voices!

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It's no good. I can't pick out my parents' voices like this.

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What do I do?

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I forgot!

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What was that?

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Turning back time by seven years!

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I heard some noise around here.

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Huh? Was this wall always this clean?

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That was close, but luckily I was able to hide behind the wall.

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I can teleport here without any—

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Hey, what're you doing, pal?

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Nendou?! What's he doing here?!

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Why are you lying down in our yard?

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This is your house?!

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Oh, this wall looks cleaner.

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It's like it's from 7 years ago or something.

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This is bad. And his perceptiveness is uncanny.

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Hey, it looks cleaner now, right?

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Wh-What was that?!

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Don't you think so?

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It's my X-ray vision. Dammit!

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Even that got strengthened?

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And he's got one crazy jawbone.

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Isn't the wall clean now?

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I don't have time to deal with him.

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I have to hurry home.

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Hey, wait. I'm not letting you go until you say our wall is clean.

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Why?

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I was just kidding. You're gonna go have some ramen, right? I'll go with you!

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Why is he acting like I asked him to come along?

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I'll have to shake him off somehow.

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I'll use that trick. That Trick Point
at a place where there's nothing.

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Use teleportation.
A sudden disappearance will look unnatural,

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but it'll be fine since he's stupid. Yeah, he's stupid.

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Hey, let's go already.

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Okay, now!

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Something shot out.

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Oh? What was that?

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Hey, where'd you go? Pal!

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Don't you have to go to work?

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You have to meet the manga author you're looking after, right?

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It'll be fine.

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I'm looking after him, but first, I need to look after you.

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Oh, honey... But Kuu's coming home soon.

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Don't worry.

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I'm home.

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Whoa! Kusuo?!

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Kuu?! You teleported back home?!

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Oh? Your hairpin is gone, Kuu.

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Good, saves me having to explain.

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Kuu?!
Kusuo?!

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Hey, what's wrong?! Are you okay?!

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I'm fine.

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I'm just completely relaxing my entire body right now.

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Otherwise, I'll send the room into chaos.

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Oh, I see! Your control device...

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Got broken.

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Do something. You like building models and stuff, right?

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I can't do it. I don't even have any instructions.

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Please. I'm begging you.

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I don't see anyone begging here.

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I don't know if I can do it.

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I wonder if we can use something else instead?

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What about a lollipop? They're shaped the same.

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How could that work?

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It's done!

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I guess building so many models paid off!

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It shouldn't look like a minicar.

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When I pulled it back, it shot off. Redo it!

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This is too much for me!

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We'll have to ask the person who made it!

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I'm the one who made it.

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But not by yourself, right?

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Only Kuusuke could make something like this.

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Yeah, I'll try giving Big Kuu a call.

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What?!

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Hello?

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Oh, hi Mom. It's been a while.

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Yep. I'm doing fine.

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You're calling me about the control device, right?

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You can come any time. How could I say no to my precious little brother?

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This is the worst.

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I can't believe I have to ask him for help.

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Mr. Saiki.

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Did you need something, Jamie?

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The thesis you let me copy—

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I mean, that you gave me advice on got great evaluations from the professors.

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You really are a 100% genius.

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Jamie, I'm no genius. Only an ordinary man.

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Someone who makes useless all of
 modern science and common sense...

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Now that's a genius.

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Okay, we're here! The Saiki Family in...

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...London!

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Honey, take a picture of me!

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Oh, you're so handsome. You look like James!

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Hey, wait. We're here to get that guy to fix my control device.

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You did bring it, right?

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Of course! We're definitely not here
to have fun! Getting Around in London

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That's not what it looked like just now.

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Okay, then! Let's go to Cambridge!

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Hey, we aren't here to sightsee!

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Get on the train to Cambridge already.

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I-I know!

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See, we got on.

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Good grief. Finally.

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Hey! This is the London Eye!
London Eye

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Wow, what a wonderful view!

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Forget it. I'm going by myself.

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Whoa, Kusuo!

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If you lose control while we're this high up, we're goners!

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You're the one who brought me here!

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Okay! Let's go see Kuusuke!

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Ugh. I didn't want to see him to start with, you know.

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Long time no see!

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Kuusuke!

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Big Kuu!

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Good grief. He's making quite the entrance.

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- Big Kuu!
- Kuusuke!

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- It's been a while!
- It's been a while.

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Yeah!

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Hey, Kuusuke!

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Long time no see, Kusuo. Looks like you're doing pretty well.

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If that were true, I wouldn't be here.

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It's been a while, huh, Dad?

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What? Y-Yeah!

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Did you gain some weight?

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I'm over here.

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I'm just kidding, Dad. How have you been?

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Geez.
He's totally playing with Dad.

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I really don't like being around him.

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Anyway, listen, Kuusuke.

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- Kusuo's control device got broken.
- At first glance, he doesn't seem that bad.

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Can you fix it, Big Kuu?

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Even if I do fix it, it may not solve the root of the problem.

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- It might be quicker if I open up his head for once and play with his brain...
- My brother isn't worried about me at all.

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- ...although I may lose my grip since I don't like Kusuo.
- The reason I don't like him is because he doesn't like me.

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But it's just natural that he doesn't like me.

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- 18 years ago, a boy was born to an ordinary couple.
- 18 years ago, Japan

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- You're so cute!
- The reason why my parents weren't so surprised when I was born

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Cute!

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was probably because of my brother.

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That's because when he was a month old...

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I grasped it.

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...he spoke his first words.

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At age two, he mastered reading and writing simple letters and calculations.

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Test results showed that his IQ was 218.

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In short, he was a genius.

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However, that genius already hit a big wall at the age of three.

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I'm bored of this puzzle now.
I think I'll go read Young Jump.

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That wall was none other than me.

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He must have felt quite humiliated.

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As he continued to throw his jealousy, inferiority complex, and hatred at me,

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I started disliking him before I knew it.

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When he was 14...

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A younger brother never surpasses his older brother.

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...he said that familiar sounding phrase and left to study in the UK.

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It's been four years since then and I haven't seen him even once.

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I'm just kidding. There's no way I'd hate Kusuo.

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You brought the parts, yes? Let me see.

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As I'm blocking my telepathy, I can't tell if he means what he says.

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Honey? What's with that face?

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Hey, don't tell me...

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You lost your bag?!

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The parts for the control device were in that bag?

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Yeah. I left the travel mag I used for sightseeing in it. Dammit!

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Who cares about that?!

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Yep, I had it when we arrived in London.

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In other words, you don't remember anything, huh?

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Okay, then it's at least in London, right?

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That's all I need to know.

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This is...

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This is the feed from London's CCTV network.

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The UK is known for its mass surveillance system,

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and has cameras installed in every nook and cranny.

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It captured your stupid-looking face an hour ago too, Dad.

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Don't look!

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Oh! I still have the bag! If we follow me using it, we'll...

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...probably find a gift shop.

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How do you know that?

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What you're wearing under your shirt...

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is different from the one you were wearing an hour ago.

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You must've bought it after that and changed.

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But you don't have your original clothes,

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so you must've still had the bag then.

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The only place left is the London Eye, but they check your bags before you get on.

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If you had the bag, you'd remember the bag check. Hence, the bag should be...

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You found it! What a relief!

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Please get to work on it, Kuusuke.

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Okay, I'll do my best.

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Please, Big Kuu.

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Here. This should be good to go now.

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That was fast! It's already fixed?!

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Yeah, all I did was assemble it.

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Whoa! Kusuo is standing! He's completely revived!

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He fixed it without making a stink...

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- A superficial gesture of goodwill won't work on me.
- Well, I'm glad it works okay.

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What? What's going on?

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What's the matter, Kusuo? Is something malfunctioning?

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I can't read his mind at all!

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- Which card has my dad on it? X-ray vision!
- Which card has Kuniharu Saiki on it?

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My name is Kuusuke Saiki.

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If it weren't for my psychic little brother, I'd be a perfectly ordinary person.

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The oldest memory from my childhood

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- was a feeling of defeat.
- Wow, Kuusuke!

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You can ride a bicycle and you're only three!

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Kuusuke (Age 3)
It's like taking candy from a baby.

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You were a baby until rather recently, you know.

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I don't need the training wheels so I'm taking them off.

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What?! Are you sure you're ready?

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Kuu, no! Get off!

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That's not something for a child to ride!

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My little brother was a genius and I was an ordinary child...

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That's what I realized that day, at three years old.

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But an older brother must not lose to his little brother.

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Wow, Kuusuke! That's amazing!

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You got 100% on every test and all 5s on your report card!

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It was like I was competing with a bunch of monkeys.

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Kuu! You got 900 million points on your test?!

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Did you manipulate your teacher's brain again?!

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No manipulating brains!

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My little brother was always ahead of me.

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Whoa! What's this?

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It's my summer break project. I used discarded materials to make it.

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You're incredible!

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Oh, you made something too, Kusuo?

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What's that? Looks like I won this tim—

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Ah! Kuusuke No. 1!

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I lost again.

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Still, I challenged him over and over again without giving up.

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But I was never able to win even once.

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When I was in 7th grade,

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I created a device that could weaken his powers.

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But even then, I couldn't win.

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When I was 14, I, an ordinary boy, lost all hope, skipped grades in high school,

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and escaped to the University of Cambridge in England to study.

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I lived a self-indulgent life and received a master's degree the year before.

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After that, I spent all my time researching for a PhD.

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Then an idea hit me.

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It was a way to block Kusuo's telepathy.

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You can't read my mind?

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That's because of this.

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I call it my "Telepathy Canceler."

00:11:07.046 --> 00:11:08.381
Telepathy Canceler?

00:11:08.381 --> 00:11:10.299
Whoa! Another amazing invention of yours, huh?

00:11:10.299 --> 00:11:13.344
Wow! So Kuu can't hear your thoughts with that?

00:11:13.344 --> 00:11:15.888
I assumed it was something you wore to establish your look.

00:11:15.888 --> 00:11:16.764
Well, it's that too.

00:11:16.764 --> 00:11:17.390
Seriously?

00:11:17.390 --> 00:11:20.351
Good grief. Now there are two people whose minds I can't read.

00:11:20.351 --> 00:11:22.311
There's only a fine line between a genius and an idiot.

00:11:22.311 --> 00:11:25.064
Kusuo, why don't you come to my lab after this?

00:11:25.064 --> 00:11:26.774
I have something to show you.

00:11:26.774 --> 00:11:28.734
What? We can't come with you?

00:11:28.734 --> 00:11:32.571
What? I wanna see where you live too!

00:11:32.571 --> 00:11:35.032
Why don't you two go enjoy London alone?

00:11:35.032 --> 00:11:37.785
Here. I reserved you a table at a good roast beef restaurant.

00:11:37.785 --> 00:11:40.621
So, s-shall we go out on a date? I don't mind going.

00:11:40.621 --> 00:11:43.040
Well, I-I don't mind, either.

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Don't act like a new couple.

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Well then, see you later!

00:11:46.293 --> 00:11:47.795
Those two never change, huh?

00:11:47.795 --> 00:11:48.796
What're you up to?

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I don't care about your lab.

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Kusuo, let's play rock-paper-scissors.

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Don't ignore me.

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On three. One, two, three!

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Oh? I lost?

00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:58.723
Are you happy now? I'm going back.

00:11:58.723 --> 00:12:01.642
So that's 0 wins and 725 losses in
 rock-paper-scissors against you, huh?

00:12:01.642 --> 00:12:04.145
You used rock to win less often than the others, though.

00:12:04.145 --> 00:12:07.982
Well, it's actually because I used scissors the least, at 104 times.

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I lost 31 times in shiritori, 59 times in shogi, 10 times in chess,

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189 times in various video games, 6 times in sugoroku,

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4 times in mahjong, and 7 times in the Yamanote line game.

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There are more, but how many times in total do you think I lost?

00:12:20.202 --> 00:12:21.704
He remembers them all?

00:12:21.704 --> 00:12:23.164
He really creeps me out.

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0 wins and 4,254 losses in total.

00:12:25.583 --> 00:12:27.585
Just what is he up to?

00:12:28.753 --> 00:12:30.379
Teleportation really is amazing!

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What's this place? A hotel room?

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Are we in London?

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No, it can't be. Am I hearing things?

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Oh? You already noticed?

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That's right! They're in the next room.

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Whoa! This is cool! Look, runt!

00:12:40.848 --> 00:12:42.725
The buildings look like the kind you see in manga!

00:12:42.725 --> 00:12:45.144
Why were we brought all the way here just for a surprise?

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Don't tell me this is a trap by Dark Reunion...?!

00:12:47.855 --> 00:12:49.648
Why the hell are they here?!

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I asked them to come.

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I called them the day before you came and said,

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"Kusuo's coming to London. Would you like to come and surprise him?"

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I sent them plane tickets too.

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Don't give me that! They'd never fall for such a suspicious—

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...They would.

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So why did you bring them here?

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Have a match with me, Kusuo.

00:13:04.079 --> 00:13:05.289
A match?

00:13:05.289 --> 00:13:07.374
Let's play tag inside the city of London.

00:13:07.374 --> 00:13:08.083
What?

00:13:08.083 --> 00:13:10.044
I lost in rock-paper-scissors earlier, so I'll be it.

00:13:10.044 --> 00:13:12.755
The time limit is three hours.
As long as you don't leave London,

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you can ride anything, including the bus, taxi, and subway.

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Well? Sounds fun, doesn't it?

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Do you even have a chance?

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London is bigger than Tokyo's 23 wards put together.

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Take those two with you so
you can't freely use your powers.

00:13:22.473 --> 00:13:23.390
I don't want to.

00:13:23.766 --> 00:13:25.643
I guess you don't care what happens to those two.

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On my signal, they'll be taken away to enjoy London and go back to Japan.

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Take me too.

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If you win, I'll treat you to this hotel's afternoon tea.

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Okay! Tag begins now!

00:13:43.953 --> 00:13:44.829
Hey, pal!

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Are you surprised to see us?!

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- I bet you never expected that... Huh? What?
- Forget it. Forget the surprise stuff.

00:13:48.624 --> 00:13:50.209
Hey, guys! We're gonna play tag!

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Play tag?

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I'll be it and trying to catch Kusuo, so you two please help him.

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And the surprise?

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He was surprised. It was a big success.

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That's it?!

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The time limit is three hours.
As long as you stay within London,

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you can ride anything anywhere,
including the bus, taxi, and subway.

00:14:05.599 --> 00:14:06.684
Okay, then. Ready... go!

00:14:06.684 --> 00:14:09.520
I'll leave after thirty minutes, so get away while you can.

00:14:09.520 --> 00:14:10.104
What? Hey...!

00:14:10.104 --> 00:14:11.355
Okay, see you later!

00:14:11.355 --> 00:14:13.315
Now, the game begins.

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What's going on? This makes no sense at all, Saiki.

00:14:16.819 --> 00:14:18.863
Sorry for dragging you into this, but just follow me.

00:14:18.863 --> 00:14:20.281
Something important is at stake.

00:14:20.281 --> 00:14:25.119
But still, to challenge me in an "ogre chase" when I'm used to being pursued by Dark Reunion.

00:14:25.119 --> 00:14:27.079
Interesting. Maybe I'll play along for now.

00:14:27.079 --> 00:14:28.455
Yeah, fine by me!

00:14:28.455 --> 00:14:30.541
They don't call me "Nen the Tag Champ" for nothing!

00:14:30.541 --> 00:14:31.375
They're really into it.

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It's about time for me to leave. Are they doing okay?

00:14:35.045 --> 00:14:37.089
It seems they haven't noticed it yet.

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This is too easy, isn't it?

00:14:39.800 --> 00:14:42.094
London is bigger than Tokyo's 23 wards, right?

00:14:42.094 --> 00:14:44.263
I bet there are cameras all over the subway too,

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but it's an effective way of going long distances.

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Where are we going?

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We're using the subway.

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What? The shutter is closed.

00:14:51.395 --> 00:14:52.688
Good grief. So this was his game...

00:14:53.439 --> 00:14:54.773
I didn't expect them to be on strike.

00:14:54.773 --> 00:14:56.984
- This isn't good! They're out of service today!
- You can ride anything, including the bus, taxi, and subway.

00:14:56.984 --> 00:14:57.735
Wanna run then?

00:14:57.735 --> 00:14:58.944
He knew. That bastard!

00:14:58.944 --> 00:15:00.905
We're gonna have to take the bus or a taxi!

00:15:00.905 --> 00:15:02.239
The line for the bus is crazy long!

00:15:02.239 --> 00:15:04.241
This isn't good. If we don't get a move on, we'll be caught!

00:15:04.241 --> 00:15:06.201
Yeah, probably sooner than you think.

00:15:06.201 --> 00:15:07.036
Oh well. Let's run!

00:15:07.036 --> 00:15:10.664
If he's watching us, then I'll watch him too. Clairvoyance!

00:15:10.664 --> 00:15:12.333
He's heading this way! He's close!

00:15:12.333 --> 00:15:14.335
At this rate, he'll be here in less than five minutes!

00:15:14.335 --> 00:15:16.170
What do we do, Saiki? Should we get in line?

00:15:16.170 --> 00:15:18.088
- Huh? S-Saiki! What happened to your eyes?!
- What should we do?!

00:15:18.505 --> 00:15:20.633
Oh, looks like I was a little too late.

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I see. They used those, huh?

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Boris Bikes.

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Good grief.

00:15:25.304 --> 00:15:27.056
We've come pretty far...

00:15:27.056 --> 00:15:28.682
Boy, you're pretty out of breath.

00:15:29.975 --> 00:15:31.352
Why don't we take a little break?

00:15:31.352 --> 00:15:33.354
We've only been biking for about fifteen minutes.

00:15:33.354 --> 00:15:36.398
But we did avoid the cameras, so a break should be okay.

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If we move around carelessly, it'll only help him find where we are.

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Staying still is—

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The best plan, right?

00:15:41.820 --> 00:15:42.905
Seriously?! How did he find us?!

00:15:42.905 --> 00:15:43.822
Whoa! Cool!

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Not the time! He's serious!

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Let's get out of here!

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How? How did he find us when we were avoiding the cameras?!

00:15:51.288 --> 00:15:52.373
How did he find us?!

00:15:52.373 --> 00:15:53.666
Maybe he's got psychic powers.

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- That'd be me.
- Maybe he planted a transmitter on us?

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A transmitter! How stupid could I be?!

00:15:57.711 --> 00:15:59.672
The control device does have a transmitter in it!

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That bastard!

00:16:01.882 --> 00:16:04.385
I guess I have to end things quickly when dealing with Kusuo.

00:16:06.095 --> 00:16:07.680
Is this a department store?

00:16:07.680 --> 00:16:10.265
Since he knows where we are right now, we're better off in here than outside.

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In any case, we should keep a low profile.

00:16:12.476 --> 00:16:14.269
Hey! Let's use this to run!

00:16:14.269 --> 00:16:15.354
That's wishful thinking.

00:16:15.354 --> 00:16:17.773
This is a game console that hasn't been released in Japan!

00:16:18.983 --> 00:16:21.360
- Your attention, please. Some children have gotten lost.
- This voice...

00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:23.529
They are three Japanese children.

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The first one is a boy with pink hair who climbed Big Ben.

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The second one is a child with evil eyes who calls football "soccer."

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The last one is a serial killer gorilla.

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It's them!

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Get them!

00:16:35.582 --> 00:16:36.542
Things are hectic inside and out.

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- Come out!
- You can't climb Big Ben!

00:16:38.335 --> 00:16:40.254
- You use your feet in football!
- Good grief. What do we do?

00:16:40.254 --> 00:16:41.672
Okay, everyone.

00:16:41.672 --> 00:16:45.134
It's all right. Seems like that announcement was a mistake.

00:16:45.134 --> 00:16:46.385
Mistake?

00:16:46.385 --> 00:16:47.803
- Let's go have some fish and chips or something.
- If a Cambridge student says so...

00:16:47.803 --> 00:16:51.724
Now, it's checkmate, Kusuo. I know you're in there.

00:16:51.724 --> 00:16:55.561
0 wins and 4,254 losses... It was a long battle.

00:16:55.894 --> 00:16:56.812
This is it!

00:16:57.312 --> 00:16:57.813
What?!

00:16:58.355 --> 00:17:02.526
A GPS transmitter can identify your location, but not your elevation.

00:17:03.152 --> 00:17:04.945
We are in the restroom...

00:17:04.945 --> 00:17:08.073
...but we're one floor above at the same location.

00:17:08.073 --> 00:17:10.075
Furthermore, I used hypnosis.

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While running, I made it so that the people we passed looked like us.

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I took that chance to go upstairs and got inside the upper-floor restroom.

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Time's up.

00:17:18.751 --> 00:17:21.754
I lost... again...!

00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.214
I see... So that's what happened, huh?

00:17:24.214 --> 00:17:26.675
Big Kuu is always competing with Kuu.

00:17:26.675 --> 00:17:28.052
- He might be feeling down after losing.
- That's mine!

00:17:28.844 --> 00:17:30.179
Yeah, no way.

00:17:30.179 --> 00:17:33.474
He's someone who hasn't given up after losing 4,255 matches.

00:17:33.474 --> 00:17:35.476
It's more the other way around. In short...

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...he's a huge masochist.

00:17:36.435 --> 00:17:37.644
I lost again...

00:17:38.562 --> 00:17:40.939
You really are the only one who can defeat me, Kusuo!

00:17:40.939 --> 00:17:43.192
That's why I don't like him.

00:17:45.152 --> 00:17:46.820
Kusuo, can't that power be used for another—

00:17:46.820 --> 00:17:48.155
No.

00:17:54.661 --> 00:17:56.663
Dark Reunion? What kind of organization is that?

00:17:56.663 --> 00:17:59.541
It's better if you don't know. It'll only cause you harm.

00:17:59.541 --> 00:18:02.795
Then how do you fight against people like that?

00:18:02.795 --> 00:18:05.089
The ominous power that dwells in my right hand is—

00:18:05.089 --> 00:18:06.965
Whoa! What kind of power? Can you show it to me?

00:18:06.965 --> 00:18:08.425
What? Um, well, that's...

00:18:08.425 --> 00:18:09.843
What? You can't do that
either? That's a bummer.

00:18:09.843 --> 00:18:13.305
Th-The power is too enormous.
If I release it here, the building will...

00:18:13.305 --> 00:18:16.350
Why don't we go to the lab nearby?
It has a shelter with reinforced walls.

00:18:16.350 --> 00:18:17.434
I'll go call them!
Uh, well...

00:18:17.434 --> 00:18:18.644
But it's sealed now, so...

00:18:18.644 --> 00:18:20.229
What? Sealed? You mean those bandages?

00:18:20.229 --> 00:18:21.730
Without them, something crazy will happen?

00:18:21.730 --> 00:18:22.815
You didn't have them yesterday.

00:18:23.524 --> 00:18:25.484
What're you all doing this early in the morning?

00:18:25.484 --> 00:18:27.945
- Dark Reunion really exists! I'm not lying!
- Oh, Kusuo. Good morning!

00:18:27.945 --> 00:18:32.032
I was just taking out my frustration from my loss yesterday on your friends here.

00:18:32.032 --> 00:18:33.075
Stop picking apart his story.

00:18:33.075 --> 00:18:34.868
I feel a lot better now thanks to them.

00:18:34.868 --> 00:18:38.038
Nendou! He's this down? What did my brother say to him?

00:18:38.038 --> 00:18:40.499
That bastard said, "Your mom has an outie."

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That's it?!

00:18:42.084 --> 00:18:44.044
I could only get you on an afternoon flight.

00:18:44.044 --> 00:18:45.754
I want to go back as soon as possible, but...

00:18:45.754 --> 00:18:47.089
We still have some time before our flight.

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- I'll show you around, Mom. Get in the car.
- Maybe we'll go see Kuusuke's place.

00:18:48.924 --> 00:18:50.175
- Okay!
- They're gone.

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You guys are students. Go visit that place.

00:18:53.554 --> 00:18:54.680
The art museum, huh?

00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:57.015
I wouldn't go out of my way to visit a place like this.

00:18:57.015 --> 00:18:59.309
While it may appear quiet at first glance,

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for me, having people around means one thing.

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- I don't get it.
- I don't get it.

00:19:02.104 --> 00:19:04.273
- I see... I don't get it.
- Oh, that sort of thing, huh? I don't get it though.

00:19:04.273 --> 00:19:06.900
What's more, I can't understand art myself.

00:19:06.900 --> 00:19:07.651
Good art.

00:19:07.651 --> 00:19:09.945
I hate to admit it, but I can't add anything else.

00:19:09.945 --> 00:19:11.530
- Conflict... and fretfulness, huh?
- Guess we'll go around once then leave.

00:19:13.073 --> 00:19:15.075
I'm speaking of the feelings put into this painting.

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It sublimates the conflict of life and the
 fretfulness over death as an expression of art.

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You can call it an antithesis to modern art,
which has grown too obsessed with originality.

00:19:23.083 --> 00:19:24.042
What is he talking about?

00:19:24.042 --> 00:19:25.335
Oh? You know about this stuff?

00:19:25.335 --> 00:19:27.754
- Conflict and fretfulness? Hmm.
- I said what I felt, that's all.

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This looks like an ordinary landscape painting to me.

00:19:30.716 --> 00:19:32.885
Then what about this? What does this mean?

00:19:32.885 --> 00:19:35.179
It's creating rhythm by carefully aligning

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the geometrical pattern layout with the color scheme,

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but the circle in the middle breaks it with its intrusive foreign presence.

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It's successfully constructing a new visual experience.

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Who the heck are you?

00:19:57.451 --> 00:19:59.411
Hey, how long was I standing in front of this painting?

00:19:59.411 --> 00:20:00.579
Huh? Ten minutes or so.

00:20:00.579 --> 00:20:03.332
Shoot. I was drawn into a painting yet again.

00:20:03.332 --> 00:20:05.292
- I was so overpowered by it that I spoke with it.
- He's annoying.

00:20:05.292 --> 00:20:07.336
- I'll stand still for another five... no, ten minutes.
- If you call that earlier "speaking,"

00:20:07.336 --> 00:20:09.755
- then I'd rather not waste my time on that.
- I'm gazing intently at a painting... I'm so cool!

00:20:09.755 --> 00:20:11.215
Hey, that place over there is crazy!

00:20:11.215 --> 00:20:12.674
See? This place!

00:20:12.674 --> 00:20:13.425
Contemporary art, huh?

00:20:13.425 --> 00:20:15.093
And this!

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Isn't this funny?!

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Harmony of an ordinary chair and an object that you can only call "art"...

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You're never at a loss for words, are you?

00:20:21.850 --> 00:20:23.769
To me, it looks like nothing but a chair and that.

00:20:23.769 --> 00:20:26.146
...and teaches you how uncertain this world is.

00:20:26.146 --> 00:20:28.440
Huh? They just put poop on a chair, right?

00:20:28.899 --> 00:20:29.524
Then what's this?

00:20:29.524 --> 00:20:30.734
It's just a string phone.

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This is a one and only positioning created by
 injecting randomness into a common string phone.

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It's advocating that everyone can establish their originality.

00:20:39.034 --> 00:20:40.118
No, it's not.

00:20:40.369 --> 00:20:41.245
Then what about this?

00:20:41.245 --> 00:20:42.329
It's just a doodle, right?

00:20:42.329 --> 00:20:43.914
Estrangement of soul!

00:20:43.914 --> 00:20:47.042
The mix of materiality and fiction stimulates our inspiration

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and teaches us how uncertain this world is!

00:20:49.211 --> 00:20:50.754
We were already taught that earlier.

00:20:50.754 --> 00:20:52.714
Oh, really? Thanks.

00:20:52.714 --> 00:20:55.175
I drew this in three seconds.

00:20:55.175 --> 00:20:56.134
- What?!
- You baited him.

00:20:56.134 --> 00:20:57.886
So, what was this teaching us again?

00:20:58.512 --> 00:20:59.596
Wonderful.

00:21:00.138 --> 00:21:01.265
Who's this old guy?

00:21:01.265 --> 00:21:03.183
- Did you draw this?
- Hey! Don't look at it without asking!

00:21:03.183 --> 00:21:05.936
I'm Michael Scofield, director of this museum.

00:21:05.936 --> 00:21:07.104
Director? And you know Japanese?!

00:21:07.104 --> 00:21:09.564
I lived in Japan a long time ago.

00:21:09.564 --> 00:21:12.985
I see. I don't have to simultaneously translate via telepathy then.

00:21:12.985 --> 00:21:15.279
In any case, that drawing is very interesting.

00:21:15.946 --> 00:21:16.863
Yes, this is wonderful.

00:21:16.863 --> 00:21:17.864
The director keeps it simple.

00:21:17.864 --> 00:21:19.032
If it's okay with you...

00:21:19.032 --> 00:21:20.075
Oh my God!

00:21:20.075 --> 00:21:20.784
Fantastic!

00:21:20.784 --> 00:21:21.785
Unbelievable!

00:21:21.785 --> 00:21:23.996
You gotta be kidding me! I can draw something like that too!

00:21:23.996 --> 00:21:25.706
Director! Please look at my drawing too!

00:21:25.706 --> 00:21:27.749
You draw too? By all means, show me!

00:21:27.749 --> 00:21:28.959
Wh-What do you think?

00:21:28.959 --> 00:21:29.668
No!

00:21:29.668 --> 00:21:31.086
Can't get any simpler than that.

00:21:31.086 --> 00:21:33.088
- What?! Can't you reconsider?!
- In a sense, this one looks more like real art.

00:21:33.088 --> 00:21:33.755
No!

00:21:33.755 --> 00:21:34.965
Does he really get it?

00:21:34.965 --> 00:21:36.758
What's all this fuss about?

00:21:36.758 --> 00:21:39.011
John McMahon! He's a master in the contemporary art world!

00:21:39.011 --> 00:21:40.846
- Is that a budding artist's work?
- They're all speaking Japanese now.

00:21:40.846 --> 00:21:41.638
This is the drawing!

00:21:42.055 --> 00:21:43.390
Whoa! This is totally crazy!

00:21:43.390 --> 00:21:45.392
- Right? Right?
- How should I put it...? Seriously, it's crazy!

00:21:45.392 --> 00:21:47.060
Oh, is something wrong?

00:21:47.144 --> 00:21:48.478
- Good grief. I can apport it since no price has been put on it.
- N-No.

00:21:49.313 --> 00:21:50.731
This drawing is the best! Right?!

00:21:50.731 --> 00:21:53.150
- Y-Yes, it is.
- I really cannot understand art.

00:23:23.990 --> 00:23:27.119
Now, Kusuo. Round two of tag is about to begin.

00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:30.414
There is no round two. Just go back to London already.

00:23:30.414 --> 00:23:32.374
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K...

00:23:32.374 --> 00:23:34.376
Summer break is already approaching.

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I'm going to make my schedule completely and utterly empty.