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Ugh, don't start, please.

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Too early in the morning for that.

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Why are you in such a good mood anyway?

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- 'Cause I'm about to graduate.

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This is my last delivery.

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Guess I'm gonna have to
find a new jale after this.

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- I can't believe I'm actually gonna
miss your annoying * around here.

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- Oh, yeah?

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- Nope. ***parasite.

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- ***ity... *** you, homey.

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- Just hold those.

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- Hurry up.

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Whoa!

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- God... damn!

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Sorry, guys.

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Uh, my alarm didn't go off.

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- You're sleeping in the cupcake van?

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Yeah, just the last couple of weeks.

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Hey, g-- Give me a minute.
Let me get decent.

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- Yeah, yeah. Take your time.

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Thank you.

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- Can you believe that ***?

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- ***, no. That verga was massive.

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*** was like a machete
you cut down trees with.

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- I'm worried about that fool.

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I think he has elephantiasis.

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That didn't look natural.

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- You think he got
*** enlargement surgery?

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- With what money?
He's sleeping in the van.

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- Well, maybe that's where
he spent all his feria.

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That's a good point.

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Man, you think you know a guy.

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theme music playing

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- It's been a rough couple of months.

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The oven's been acting up,

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we couldn't fulfill a few orders,
that created a cash flow problem.

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So I've been sinking
my own money into the place,

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and my ex-wife evicted me.

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I'm sorry you had to find out
this way, Julio.

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Lord knows I've tried
to shelter you from the truth.

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- No, you haven't.
You constantly complain about money,

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and my paychecks are always late.

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Luckily, I learned

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it takes like four months

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before the phone company realizes

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that you aren't paying any bills.

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I'm a little worried
about the electricity,

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but so far those ***
haven't turned us off yet.

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And now we're out of soap!

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I can't even take a whore's bath.

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Pass me some paper towels, please.

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- Well, what about our
big donor Stan what's-his-name?

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No, I don't want that prick's money.

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We got into a big fight

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about his ***new stadium
in Inglewood

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and how it's displacing
working-class people.

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So he pulled the funding.

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Payne, why'd you piss that fool off?

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He's been donating to us for years.

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- All billionaires are pigs, Julio.

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I'm tired of begging for their scraps.

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Jesus, Payne, I get that you don't like

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groveling to the rich,

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but you run a nonprofit.

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*** it up and learn
how to ***in' tap dance.

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- Happy?

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What about this one? It's got a balcony.

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- Great. I can jump off of it
when I lose my job

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and I can't pay my half of the rent.

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- Dude, shut up.
It's not that expensive.

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- There's a $500 pet deposit.

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You think Roger's worth that much?

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- Roger, are you worth $500?

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- Please don't make that voice.

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- Wait. Shut up, shut up.
- Shut up.

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I wanna watch this.

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My law firm represents this douche.

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Richard Rowell,

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scion of the controversial Rowell family,

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inherited billions of dollars
from his parents

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who made their fortune
through owning for-profit prisons.

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Richard has been charged with
a number of DUIs over the years,

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but always escaped legal consequences
until recently.

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- I remember where I was
when my lawyer first told me

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that he got me off scot-free
off of my seventh DUI.

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I was in my jacuzzi,
you know, jets on blast.

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And I thought,
"Something doesn't feel right."

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So I shut off the jets
and I felt much better.

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And then I thought,
"You know what else doesn't feel right?"

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What my lawyer is saying.

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So I told him.

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"No. I belong in jail."

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So that's when I decided to lock myself up

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in one of my parents' prisons.

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- No mames. These fools make me sick.

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- We overbill him all the time,

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but he has so much money
he never even notices.

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- I was in prison for a month,
but it was a 31-day month,

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and every day is like a week
when you're doing hard time.

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So really it was 31 weeks,
which is almost a year.

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- God. Yeah, and I mean, it was
less time than what Mandela did,

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but it was more time
than what Shia LaBeouf did.

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- Oh, come on.

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- We have an enormous problem
with mass incarceration in this country.

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Okay, in our foundation,

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what we wanna do is
we wanna take a stand

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because we feel privileged
to be privileged enough

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to help the least privileged members
of our society.

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- Hey, bet these guilty rich ***s
would donate to Hugs Not Thugs.

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- Yeah, they probably would.

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I could put you guys in touch.
My boss is tight with his publicist.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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That’d be great.

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Payne's really losing it.

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I gotta step up
and show that fool how it's done.

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- I'm gonna make this happen for you.

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- Thanks, boss. That'd be dope.

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I don't know what else to put.

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- What was your last job?

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- Well, I babysit my nephews, you know,

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and I helped my tía
and my grandma around the house.

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- Put "childcare and hospitality."

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Hey, but what do I put for special skills?

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- What can you do?

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- Yeah.

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- Just put Microsoft Word.

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- Minister Payne.

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You know those billionaires
I was telling you about?

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They wanna come by and get a tour
and see what we're all about.

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Oh, hell, yeah, my boy!

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I never met billionaires before.

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I got a lot of questions for those fools.

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- Those *** are only coming
for the photo op.

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They'll leave giving us
nothing more than pennies.

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I'd rather focus
on increasing cupcake sales

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or win a *** scratch-off
for once in my life.

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- Payne, stop being a little ***.

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Look, I'll do all the work.

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All you have to do is
show up, smile, and look pretty.

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- Fine. I'll ***in' do it.

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- So let's get you
some new clothes, and an iron.

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- It's good if I look like ***.

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We're supposed to look like we need money.

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Yeah, but not that bad.

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Crease your ***in' pants, playboy.

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You look like a ***in' bum.

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- I am a ***in' bum. I live in a van.

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Billionaires

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Gonna give my, buh-huh,
résumé to billionaires

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- You will not ***in' beatbox
for those billionaires.

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Luis, come on, take that banner down.

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We can't make it seem like
it's all about the money.

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- Hey, well, what if we just cross off
everything after "Bill"?

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That could work. Because, you know,
Bill's short for Richard.

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- No, stupid. Bill's short for William.

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The short form of Richard is ***.

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Well, there ain't nothing short
about Payne's Richard.

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- Honestly, I think I got PTSD
from seeing that thing.

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- Okay, Julio, here I am,

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ready to be the smiling face
of the organization.

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- Dawg, come on.
Your shirt has ***in' holes in it.

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Fabian, give Payne your shirt.

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- It's my best shirt.

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- Yeah, Julio, it's his best shirt.

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- Stop ***in' around
and give him the shirt.

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- Oh, ***, ghetto bird!

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- Alright, everyone, the future
of Hugs Not Thugs depends on today.

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So act reformed, but we need their money,
so not too reformed.

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Hey, you ready to ***some***?

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marching band music playing

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- Hey, everyone, please meet
Richard and Rhonda Rowell.

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It's through the generosity
of people like you

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that a place like this is able to survive.

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- Aw. Well, thank you for having us.

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I mean, we are just so happy to be here.

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- Yeah, I've had a small taste

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of what everyone here has been through.

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So I feel great empathy for your pain.

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- Whoa!
- Dominic, no, no need for that today.

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That's okay. They're reformed.
Harmless now.

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- Hello. I'm Luis Hernandez,
future entrepreneur.

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- Well, alright!
- Nice to meet you.

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- Luis is a shining example
of our program.

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Hey, but on the real though,

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how'd you guys come up on all that money?

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- Luis, our resident joker.

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It's okay. I don't mind him asking.

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I inherited all my money from my parents.

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- Damn. That's smart.

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- Let me introduce you
to our fearless leader,

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Minister Leonard Payne.

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He really gives everything
he has to the program.

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No matter how frustrating
a situation might be,

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he selflessly does
what he's supposed to do

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for the greater good.

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Always.

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- Nice to meet you both.

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This is our computer lab.

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We make do with what we have.

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But the truth is, we have more applicants
than we can service at this facility.

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And as you can see,
we're sorely in need of new technology.

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- Damn, these outdated computers
just won't load.

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Wish we weren't working on Windows 95.

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- If only I had a new job,

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I would be able to get a computer

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and then I would get a new job.

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And I would never go back to prison.

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Before Hugs Not Thugs,

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I didn't even have what computers were.

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We need computers for the Internet.

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Uh, you know, with Internet and computers,

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we could connect more
and you could follow me.

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Thugs Not Hugs is a great place.

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But we need money
from kind rich white people.

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No, no, I'm sorry,
all people are the same.

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I'm not racist for computers.

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Computers is the future and we need
some new computers 'cause these are,

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you know, they're no good.

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tense music plays

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Recidivism. Thank you.

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- Bravo.
- Oh! Great.

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On with the tour.

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These pieces are done
by our huggers in their art therapy class.

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- Absolutely amazing work.

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Oh, my God.
I love this one of the crying peasant.

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- That one's cool, I guess.

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But have you seen this one?

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It's a Luis Hernandez original.

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Well, you are very good at drawing, Luis.

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- Seems like a wonderful young lady.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Yeah, she's nice.

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- Hey, hey, hey!
Cool it with the ***in' flash.

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Gonna give me a seizure.

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- Uh, Luis, why don't you show our guests
our tattoo removal center?

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- Ooh!

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- Right this way.
- Okay.

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- Hey, so I hear you guys own an island.

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Maybe I could be your cabana boy,
but not in a weird way.

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- Get your ***in' head in the game.

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We're gonna get that money.

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Now do what you do best
and be empathetic as ***.

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Tell me you're gonna give 'em
that Minister Payne magic.

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- I'm gonna give them
that Minister Payne magic.

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- Damn right.

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...and by the time I got parole,

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I had missed so much.

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I was a grandmother.

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This place has helped me
get back on track.

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But I've had to accept
that my daughter'd never forgive me

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for all those years I was away.

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- Thank you for sharing, Kim.

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Would anyone else like to share
in our circle of trust?

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Um, how about you, Richard?

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I-I know you served time as well.

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No, I was only in prison for a month.

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I know it doesn't compare
to what you've all been through.

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- Oh, that's a really good point.
- Hold up, Minister Payne.

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Aren't you the one that's always saying
all trauma is valid?

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- I do say that, don't I?

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Yeah, and, uh, and while it's true

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that Richard's had a very different life
than the rest of us, um,

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I'm sure he's experienced
his own unique version of trauma.

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So, please tell us,
what was it like growing up

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the child of some of
the wealthiest people on Earth?

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Well, I--

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I, uh, felt a sense of... guilt.

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You know, like I didn't deserve
the extreme privilege

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that I was born into.

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- It's very brave of you to say that.

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Yeah, my parents owned a lot of prisons.

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Many of you probably served time
in one of my parents' prisons,

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but that's neither here nor there.

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Anyway, they were so busy
keeping inmates in check

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that they basically just let me run wild.

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The world was my playground.

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You know, I just got away with everything.

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So deep down,

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I feel like maybe

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I deserved to be punished.

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- Aw.
- Ah, man, come on.

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Mm.

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- I'd say it sounds like
you've been punished enough.

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I mean, kids need boundaries,

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clearly, you had none.

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- I mean, I-I did have a trust fund
and an international passport--

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But you didn't know love,

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and you certainly didn't know consequence.

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Some people here had no parents,
had no money,

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but I don't think anybody
would want to trade places with you.

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- Wow!

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- You mean that?
- Yes.

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You are a victim, Richard.

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- Life just isn't fair, you know.

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- You know, they call us huggers
for a reason.

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Come on, everyone.

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You deserve it.
- That's so nice. Thank you.

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- Come on, spread the love with hugs.

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Mm.

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- And smile. Everyone, everyone, smile.

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Payne?

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- Smile.

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ominous music playing

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And first we have a baby spinach salad

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with grilled smoked peaches.

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Then for the main course, we have
Wagyu beef with a seared foie gras.

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I ain't gonna *** around, goddamn it.

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I'm salivating just thinking about
all this scrumptious food.

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Y'all lucky I don't eat all this ***
my goddamn myself.

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Now please, enjoy the bounty of my labor.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you. Looks delicious.

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Well, all that crying has me famished.
- Oh.

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If you don't mind, just help me out here.

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Is this a salad fork or a dinner fork?

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I can never tell which is which.

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- Yeah.
- Such a gas.

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- You know which fork it is.

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- Pardon me?

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- I said, you know
which ***in' fork it is,

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you billionaire Illuminati ***.

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You people know
all about fancy ***in' forks

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and fancy ***in' spoons.

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And I am sick to death
of *** up to monsters like you!

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We don't need
your *** nickels and dimes.

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We're doing just fine.

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So *** you and *** the helicopter horse
you rode in on!

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***in' electric company!

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-  We better find,
uh-bop, find some candles

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- I completely understand
if you don't want to stay for dinner.

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Or donate any money at this point. Um--

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Truth is, I've always had resentment
towards rich people.

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I've never had any money.

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The little money I do have,
I've sunk back into this place

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and now I live in the van outside.

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But the reason I do this is because

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I really, really care about helping people

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who have nobody at all to fight for them.

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Literally, I would do anything
for the people in this program,

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so you can hate me,

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but, uh, these people
really need your help.

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And I hope you can find it in your hearts
not to punish the huggers for my behavior.

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- Well, I mean, the truth is

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we deserve to be yelled at.

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You guys can't even keep the lights on
and we came here in a chopper.

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- I mean, nobody should
have a billion dollars.

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It's just, it's-it's too much.

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It's too much.

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I don't even know how many zeros
are in a billion.

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- No.
- Right?

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- No.
- A billion is like the opposite of zero.

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So when you think about it, really,

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there shouldn't be any zeros in it at all.

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- Well, I just want to tell you
I'm sorry for what I said.

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No, don't you dare be sorry.

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We need to hear this stuff.

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- We wanna hear from all of you,

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what you hate about us.

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It's-it's good for us.
- Yes.

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- Let's-let's go.
- Come on.

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- Julio, do you have anything to say?

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And, please, just let us have it.

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Well, um,

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I think you guys are nice.

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Um, but I do kinda
hate everything you represent.

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- Great. That's great.
- I've heard that before.

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That is really great.

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Luis, I mean, you must despise us.
Please don't hold back.

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- Hell, no, I ain't a ***in' hater.

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I'll never pocket watch.

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On the real, you fools are my idols.
- Aw.

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- Hey, maybe after I
cabana boy for you for a while,

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we can become close friends.

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- Well, that sounds alright to me,
Luis Hernandez.

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Okay.

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- Thankfully, the gas company
hasn't caught on to us yet.

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So dinner is still served.

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Oh, look at it. This looks divine!

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- Ooh.
- Hope I got the right fork.

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- So I told him,
"Why don't you take your stadium

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"and shove it where the sun don't shine?

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I'm sure it's gonna fit
'cause you're such a gaping***."

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Wow.

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You can't say that to a person!

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Um, you know, speaking of people
with too much money,

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uh, how about we get down to brass tacks?

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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- Um, how much money
do you think you need

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to keep this wonderful place afloat?

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- Oh!

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A million dollars.

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- A million dollars?

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I mean, I was thinking
more like ten million.

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- Ten million?

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- I don't know how much this all costs,
but it's gotta be a lot, right?

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- You know what?

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Why do we make it an even 15, gumdrop?

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Fifteen million dollars.

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- And for dessert, our famous cupcakes

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made by our very own huggers.

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- Oh-oh.
- Enjoy.

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- Yay!
- Chef.

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Oh my!

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I don't have my glasses. What does it say?

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- Oh, it says "Hugs Not Thugs."

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- Oh, it says "Hugs Not Thugs."

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- "Hugs Not Thugs."
- "Hugs Not Thugs."

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- Alright.
- Mm.

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- Hmm. I like that.
- Let's do it.

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Everybody, wave to the camera.

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Everybody wave.

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Great. And that's enough.

00:18:50.134 --> 00:18:51.385
Alright. That's enough. That's enough.

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You can both go. Thank you so much.
Wait in the chopper.

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- Wow, I-I just don't know what to say.

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Um, thank you so much for your generosity.

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I was wrong about you two.

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- Wait, we haven't given you
the money yet.

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- You know, some people consider sweets
a guilty pleasure,

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and we don't often indulge in dessert.

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But my hubby and I,
we have a guilty pleasure of our own.

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- So, I mean, did you want to start
telling them about our little thing?

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Yes, I do, Richard.

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- Alright, let's go for it.
- Okay, great. Great.

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- I'm gonna go freshen up.

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- Payne.

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Payne!

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*** these fools!
You don't have to do this.

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Thank you for saying that, Julio,

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but this organization
is very important to me,

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and it's my job to do whatever it takes
to keep it going.

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- No, *** that!

00:19:46.773 --> 00:19:48.942
- Julio, it's okay.

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Hand me some paper towels.

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Here.

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- Thank you, Julio.

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- Damn, Dr. Payne,
you're a ***in' G today!

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I'm jealous, homey. Rhonda's fine as ***.

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- Thank you, Luis.

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Now, if you will, a beat, please.

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Yeah.

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- Did we get the computers?

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She Works Hard For The Money
by Donna Summer playing

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- Yeah. Carlos, thanks to you,

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we're about to get a lot of new computers.

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- Yes!

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She works hard for the money

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So hard for it, honey

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She works hard for the money

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So you better treat her right

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She works hard for the money

00:20:57.261 --> 00:20:59.596
So hard for it, honey

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She works hard for the money

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So you better treat her right

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Onetta there in the corner stand

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And she wonders where she is

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And it's strange to her

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Some people seem to have everything