WEBVTT 00:00:11.016 --> 00:00:12.600 Maggie. 00:00:12.600 --> 00:00:13.768 - Hello! 00:00:13.768 --> 00:00:15.186 - Tell me what's going on. 00:00:15.186 --> 00:00:16.479 - Something's going on? 00:00:16.479 --> 00:00:18.189 - Don't hide in the fridge. 00:00:18.189 --> 00:00:21.443 I may not be a psychic, but I'm your mother, which is the exact same thing. 00:00:21.443 --> 00:00:23.028 Something's not right with you. 00:00:23.611 --> 00:00:25.071 Are you being harassed? 00:00:25.071 --> 00:00:26.281 - Feels like it. 00:00:26.322 --> 00:00:28.658 - I'm serious. If you've gotten in too deep with one of those groups... 00:00:28.658 --> 00:00:30.493 - Huh? - There's always help. 00:00:30.493 --> 00:00:32.704 Just tell me you're not in *** cult. 00:00:32.704 --> 00:00:34.706 If one more person I know... 00:00:34.706 --> 00:00:36.291 - Calm down. 00:00:36.332 --> 00:00:38.418 You know I hate group activities. 00:00:38.835 --> 00:00:40.628 - Then explain this. 00:00:40.628 --> 00:00:41.963 Came for you today. 00:00:41.963 --> 00:00:43.423 Reeks *** and patchouli. 00:00:44.841 --> 00:00:45.884 - Angel! 00:00:47.802 --> 00:00:48.928 I'm freaking out. 00:00:49.929 --> 00:00:53.767 How does Julius Moon even know who we are? 00:00:53.767 --> 00:00:55.935 - Girl, I have the exact same question! 00:00:55.935 --> 00:00:58.980 This is a hard invitation to come by. You know about these parties, right? 00:00:58.980 --> 00:01:01.024 - Uh-uh. - Okay, so once upon a time, 00:01:01.066 --> 00:01:02.817 I had a friend with benefits in New York. 00:01:02.817 --> 00:01:04.527 - The finance guy in the Meatpacking District. 00:01:04.527 --> 00:01:06.571 - No, the meatpacking guy in the Finance District. 00:01:06.571 --> 00:01:09.574 Anyway, his ex-husband's wedding planner's side dish 00:01:09.574 --> 00:01:11.910 was a piano player for these fancy parties... 00:01:11.951 --> 00:01:13.161 - Wait. Who is the main character here? 00:01:13.161 --> 00:01:14.496 - Girl, the point is 00:01:14.496 --> 00:01:16.790 they have been holding exclusive 00:01:16.790 --> 00:01:18.833 mystic gatherings for years. 00:01:18.833 --> 00:01:21.002 We're talking ***, games, 00:01:21.002 --> 00:01:23.213 a couple of hot tarts being passed around. - Mm! 00:01:23.213 --> 00:01:24.422 - Maybe some food, too. 00:01:24.422 --> 00:01:26.049 - I can't wait! 00:01:26.091 --> 00:01:28.426 I've never been in a room full of only psychics. 00:01:28.426 --> 00:01:31.179 We have spent enough of our lives being outsiders. 00:01:31.179 --> 00:01:32.180 - Yes, girl. 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:34.474 It is time for us to finally enjoy 00:01:34.474 --> 00:01:37.435 a night of blending the hell in. 00:01:37.435 --> 00:01:39.395 I think I'll wear feathers. 00:01:45.401 --> 00:01:46.277 We're gonna have a great night... ANGEL: Can't believe it, yeah. 00:01:46.277 --> 00:01:46.361 We're gonna have a great night... ANGEL: Can't believe it, yeah. 00:01:46.361 --> 00:01:50.198 - Oh ho! What a fancy coat! I hope we're not going to the same place, 00:01:50.240 --> 00:01:52.575 'cause if so, we'd be really underdressed. 00:01:52.575 --> 00:01:54.661 - Yeah. Where are you guys off to? 00:01:54.661 --> 00:01:57.872 - Oh, Angel and I are going to a psychic thing. 00:01:57.872 --> 00:02:01.000 It's nothing. Just the who's who event of the season. 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:02.377 - Psychics have seasons? 00:02:03.545 --> 00:02:05.130 - You are bragging, and our car is here. Come on. 00:02:05.130 --> 00:02:06.714 - Okay! We have to go! Bye! 00:02:06.714 --> 00:02:07.966 - Bye. - Bye. 00:02:08.550 --> 00:02:10.969 - Oh, that's a hot little loaf. Where you going with that? 00:02:10.969 --> 00:02:13.054 - Oh, we're going to a couples dinner at Amy and Dave's. 00:02:13.054 --> 00:02:14.556 - Couples dinner. Yeah. 00:02:14.556 --> 00:02:16.141 - Hey, you should join us. - Yes. 00:02:16.141 --> 00:02:19.894 - Oh, I couldn't possibly. I don't want to intrude. 00:02:19.894 --> 00:02:21.729 Bonjour! 00:02:21.729 --> 00:02:25.150 Le beer is here. 00:02:25.150 --> 00:02:27.443 - Louise! You sneaky little surpriser. 00:02:27.443 --> 00:02:29.070 Hey... - Aw. Hi. 00:02:29.070 --> 00:02:31.364 I hope I'm not crashing. You know, I hate to... 00:02:31.364 --> 00:02:34.576 pop the couple bubble. - Now, you stop it. You stop right now. 00:02:34.576 --> 00:02:36.119 You know you are always welcome here. 00:02:36.161 --> 00:02:37.245 - Thanks. - Now, take off 00:02:37.287 --> 00:02:39.122 your nasty little shoes. Should've left them by the door. 00:02:39.164 --> 00:02:40.123 - Oh. - Thank you. 00:02:40.165 --> 00:02:42.000 - Hey, hey! - Hi! How are you? 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.001 - Hey, why don't you invite Plant Guy? 00:02:43.001 --> 00:02:43.084 - Hey, why don't you invite Plant Guy? 00:02:43.084 --> 00:02:45.086 - Oh, that died, remember? 00:02:45.086 --> 00:02:46.921 Yeah, just like the ficus he gave me. 00:02:46.921 --> 00:02:49.924 - Well, what about that guy who beatboxes? The law student? 00:02:49.924 --> 00:02:51.718 - Oh, couldn't get him to stop rapping 00:02:51.759 --> 00:02:54.095 about constitutional law. It was awful. 00:02:54.095 --> 00:02:55.597 - Weren't there also two DJs? 00:02:55.597 --> 00:02:58.558 - Yeah. Croatia, secret family. 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:00.935 It's just really rough out there. 00:03:00.935 --> 00:03:02.604 - Oh... 00:03:02.604 --> 00:03:04.022 Well, we hate them. 00:03:04.022 --> 00:03:06.024 Yeah. They ***. The worst. 00:03:06.024 --> 00:03:08.902 - I liked the beatboxer. - No, you don't. You don't. 00:03:10.195 --> 00:03:12.322 Girl, we have arrived. 00:03:12.322 --> 00:03:13.698 Look at this place. 00:03:13.698 --> 00:03:16.784 - Clearly, we're not charging enough. - I mean... 00:03:17.493 --> 00:03:20.371 - Angel, if we die tonight, I'm at peace with that. 00:03:20.371 --> 00:03:22.832 - Girl, they can bury us together. 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:27.128 - Hello. - Hello, welcome. 00:03:27.128 --> 00:03:29.672 Mr. Moon asks that you hand over your phones. 00:03:29.672 --> 00:03:31.341 - Oh. - Oh. Okay. 00:03:31.341 --> 00:03:34.594 - And don't stand too close to the art or it'll go "beep"! 00:03:34.636 --> 00:03:35.845 - That's intimidating. 00:03:35.845 --> 00:03:37.013 - Enjoy the evening. 00:03:37.055 --> 00:03:38.514 - Thank you. 00:03:38.640 --> 00:03:40.141 your mediums, 00:03:40.183 --> 00:03:41.684 people who work with cards, 00:03:41.684 --> 00:03:43.728 crystals... 00:03:43.770 --> 00:03:46.022 And the ones who really matter. - Wait, Angel, 00:03:46.064 --> 00:03:48.066 why am I so nervous? What if they don't like me 00:03:48.066 --> 00:03:50.318 and I don't get invited back? Help. 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.195 - Honey, breathe, breathe, breathe, okay? 00:03:52.237 --> 00:03:55.365 Oh, you remind me of me at my first pride. 00:03:55.365 --> 00:03:57.492 Terrified, blonde, skinny. 00:03:57.492 --> 00:04:00.370 Trust me. You'll be stripping to a Bonnie Raitt song in no time. 00:04:00.370 --> 00:04:02.372 - Oh, I like Bonnie Raitt. - Yes. Come on. 00:04:08.836 --> 00:04:10.672 - So, Louise... 00:04:10.672 --> 00:04:12.465 tell us everything about not being partnered. 00:04:13.007 --> 00:04:14.550 What's it like? Are you on the apps? 00:04:14.550 --> 00:04:17.929 - Uh, yeah. I'm on the apps. I beta-tested the apps. 00:04:17.971 --> 00:04:19.973 I'm what the developers call a lifer. 00:04:19.973 --> 00:04:21.808 - You know, I've been with Ben so long, 00:04:21.808 --> 00:04:23.559 I've never even used a dating app. 00:04:23.559 --> 00:04:26.104 Do you really just swipe... infinite men? 00:04:26.104 --> 00:04:28.982 I mean, yeah, basically. 00:04:28.982 --> 00:04:30.900 Look, when you start out, it's amazing, 00:04:30.942 --> 00:04:32.235 right? You're just matching 00:04:32.277 --> 00:04:34.862 with all these hot marketing bros who are "into whiskey." 00:04:34.862 --> 00:04:37.365 So you Google it, look up a fun fact to bring up, 00:04:37.407 --> 00:04:39.784 like how whiskey is the state beverage of Alabama. 00:04:39.826 --> 00:04:42.203 - Did not know that. 00:04:42.245 --> 00:04:45.081 - You bring that up on the date, but it gets no reaction. 00:04:45.123 --> 00:04:47.583 And then you realize not only is this guy 00:04:47.583 --> 00:04:49.210 not that into whiskey, 00:04:49.252 --> 00:04:52.130 he's not that into getting to know who I am. 00:04:52.130 --> 00:04:53.298 - Aw. - You know? 00:04:53.298 --> 00:04:55.925 So you go back on the carousel, and you ride it 00:04:55.967 --> 00:04:57.218 around and around, 00:04:57.260 --> 00:05:00.179 just slowly lowering your standards, 00:05:00.179 --> 00:05:01.639 date after date. 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:02.932 And you just wonder 00:05:02.974 --> 00:05:04.350 what the hell you're doing wrong, 00:05:04.350 --> 00:05:07.145 and how it is that everybody else has found the one except for you. 00:05:11.274 --> 00:05:12.608 Girl, look at me. 00:05:12.608 --> 00:05:13.860 You are such a catch. 00:05:13.901 --> 00:05:15.903 Now, if I was matchmaking you, 00:05:15.903 --> 00:05:17.613 I could find you an amazing guy in, like, 00:05:17.613 --> 00:05:19.407 negative one seconds. 00:05:19.449 --> 00:05:20.825 Wait. 00:05:20.867 --> 00:05:23.745 Can we try this? Like, swipe for you as a group? 00:05:23.745 --> 00:05:24.746 Is that crazy? 00:05:24.746 --> 00:05:26.998 - I mean, okay. It's not like 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.375 this will end with me being more alone. 00:05:29.375 --> 00:05:31.169 - Unless you end up in one of those relationships 00:05:31.169 --> 00:05:33.004 where you end up more alone than ever. 00:05:34.088 --> 00:05:35.506 - Okay, Louise, give me your phone. 00:05:36.299 --> 00:05:38.176 We are getting you a man. 00:05:38.676 --> 00:05:40.470 Well, I'm a palm reader by trade 00:05:40.470 --> 00:05:42.513 and a sculptor by hobby. 00:05:42.513 --> 00:05:42.847 I really like working with my hands. 00:05:42.930 --> 00:05:44.724 I'm Maggie. It's so nice... 00:05:48.186 --> 00:05:51.022 - I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I just related to that too hard. 00:05:51.064 --> 00:05:53.107 Hi! I'm Allegra. 00:05:53.107 --> 00:05:54.692 - I'm Maggie. 00:05:56.194 --> 00:05:57.570 - Mm, hello. 00:05:57.612 --> 00:06:00.198 Are you gonna be my wing woman or am I going to be yours? 00:06:00.198 --> 00:06:02.283 - Maybe we should just be sister wives. 00:06:02.325 --> 00:06:04.285 - Honestly, I'd be down. 00:06:04.327 --> 00:06:06.371 Isn't it crazy, seeing a whole group of us? 00:06:06.371 --> 00:06:09.957 - Yeah. Everyone here is so... mystical. 00:06:09.957 --> 00:06:12.001 I feel like I don't really look the part. 00:06:12.043 --> 00:06:13.961 - Oh, I always feel like that. I'm just used to being 00:06:13.961 --> 00:06:16.297 the weirdo in my friend group who gets random energy flashes 00:06:16.339 --> 00:06:18.049 at the supermarket. - Right? 00:06:18.091 --> 00:06:19.592 I have had some low moments 00:06:19.634 --> 00:06:21.803 in the candy aisle. On multiple levels. 00:06:23.679 --> 00:06:25.431 - Good evening! I'm Julius Moon. 00:06:25.431 --> 00:06:27.683 Welcome to this year's psychic gathering. 00:06:27.683 --> 00:06:27.725 Welcome to this year's psychic gathering. 00:06:27.850 --> 00:06:30.019 To kick us off tonight. I planned a special game 00:06:30.019 --> 00:06:32.605 to get the conversation flowing. 00:06:32.647 --> 00:06:33.773 Would you like to play? 00:06:33.815 --> 00:06:35.149 Yes! 00:06:35.149 --> 00:06:37.485 - This being LA, I've hired an actor, 00:06:37.527 --> 00:06:40.696 who is standing in this very room right now, 00:06:40.696 --> 00:06:43.074 pretending to be psychic. 00:06:43.116 --> 00:06:45.785 Using every form of perception you have, 00:06:45.827 --> 00:06:48.830 can you identify the decoy and prove yourself 00:06:48.871 --> 00:06:51.624 to be the most powerful psychic here? 00:06:52.750 --> 00:06:53.876 Let the hunt begin! 00:06:59.590 --> 00:07:02.510 - So if you're psychic, how do you spend the solstice? 00:07:02.552 --> 00:07:05.555 - Um, stuck in traffic usually. 00:07:06.514 --> 00:07:07.682 So, how long have you been a medium? 00:07:07.723 --> 00:07:09.183 - At least seven lifetimes. 00:07:09.183 --> 00:07:11.185 - That's very cool. 00:07:12.019 --> 00:07:13.479 I'm sorry. You have something on your... 00:07:13.479 --> 00:07:15.273 Do you mind if I just... - Okay. 00:07:16.607 --> 00:07:18.526 If you are listening to this audiobook, 00:07:18.568 --> 00:07:21.612 then you, or someone you know, hates their mother. 00:07:22.613 --> 00:07:25.450 - Ah, couldn't get it. 00:07:25.450 --> 00:07:27.368 Well, see you in the next lifetime. 00:07:28.911 --> 00:07:30.329 - Number eight. 00:07:31.873 --> 00:07:33.875 - That's a beautiful ring. 00:07:34.333 --> 00:07:37.170 - I foresee the death of every man I meet. 00:07:37.170 --> 00:07:40.173 It's why I wear black every day and only dine at the Ritz. 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:46.721 I found it in the seat cushion on a Southwest flight. 00:07:46.762 --> 00:07:48.598 - Score. 00:07:49.640 --> 00:07:50.892 - Oh, what about Eric, huh? 00:07:50.933 --> 00:07:52.894 He looks friendly. Oh, yeah. 00:07:52.935 --> 00:07:54.854 I like his big tattoo that says "family." 00:07:54.896 --> 00:07:56.397 - Oh, I know this guy. 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.816 We matched on a different app, messaged for three months, 00:07:58.816 --> 00:07:59.984 and then never went on a date. 00:08:00.026 --> 00:08:01.652 - Yeah, come on. Louise can do better than him. 00:08:01.652 --> 00:08:04.030 - But he met Henry Winkler. 00:08:04.822 --> 00:08:07.033 - Oh! He's hot! 00:08:07.074 --> 00:08:08.493 - Yes, yes, yes. 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:12.413 Yeah... Can I make a suggestion? 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:14.665 professional. This is you. 00:08:14.665 --> 00:08:17.960 - Are you sure this is the look? What do you guys think? 00:08:18.836 --> 00:08:21.130 - Gorge. Pure Louise. - Yeah. Really nice. Fantastic. 00:08:22.548 --> 00:08:23.758 - Okay! 00:08:25.426 --> 00:08:26.594 - Think female governor. 00:08:26.636 --> 00:08:27.637 - Okay. 00:08:30.806 --> 00:08:33.059 I'd vote for that. - Very nice, Louise. 00:08:33.059 --> 00:08:35.228 Incredible. Very smart. 00:08:35.728 --> 00:08:38.064 You can read my mind. I know you can. 00:08:39.524 --> 00:08:40.566 - Angel! 00:08:40.608 --> 00:08:42.068 - Ooh, how's it going? 00:08:42.068 --> 00:08:43.528 - This game is so hard. 00:08:43.528 --> 00:08:46.072 My visions really aren't helping me figure out who the fake is. 00:08:46.072 --> 00:08:48.449 - What about your new friend, Flonase? 00:08:48.491 --> 00:08:49.742 - If you're making that joke, 00:08:49.784 --> 00:08:51.994 you obviously know her name is Allegra, 00:08:52.036 --> 00:08:54.705 and she is the real deal. She reads auras. 00:08:54.747 --> 00:08:56.123 - Are you sure about that? 00:08:56.165 --> 00:08:57.291 - Mm-hmm. Ooh! 00:08:57.333 --> 00:08:59.502 Ooh! Ooh! That's the woman who ignored me at the bar. 00:08:59.544 --> 00:09:00.920 Maybe it's her. 00:09:00.962 --> 00:09:02.296 - Ooh. Go, go, go, go, go. 00:09:04.340 --> 00:09:05.841 - Oh, so sorry. 00:09:06.968 --> 00:09:10.263 - If you touch my shawl again, I will kill you. 00:09:18.396 --> 00:09:19.772 - Okay, she's very legit. 00:09:21.190 --> 00:09:23.025 - No way he's six-one. 00:09:23.067 --> 00:09:25.236 See you, Jonathan. Hate that hat. 00:09:25.278 --> 00:09:26.237 - See you, Taylor. 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:27.989 Oh, he needs a hat! 00:09:27.989 --> 00:09:28.990 - See you, Thomas. 00:09:29.574 --> 00:09:30.866 Oh no. 00:09:33.369 --> 00:09:35.496 - Mm... - Oh. Oh dear. 00:09:35.871 --> 00:09:38.082 - Oh, that obviously wasn't supposed to happen. 00:09:39.292 --> 00:09:40.710 - Would you like to explain? 00:09:40.710 --> 00:09:43.045 - I mean, yeah. I'm not on here. 00:09:43.087 --> 00:09:45.339 I created a profile when we broke up. 00:09:45.381 --> 00:09:48.342 I went on this one horrible date with this girl named Katharine, 00:09:48.384 --> 00:09:49.844 who's never tried ketchup. 00:09:49.885 --> 00:09:51.887 But, I deleted the app 00:09:51.887 --> 00:09:53.723 when we got back together, 00:09:53.723 --> 00:09:56.350 so I have no idea why this is on here. LOUISE: Mm, yeah. 00:09:56.392 --> 00:09:58.185 You got to delete your account, 00:09:58.227 --> 00:10:00.062 not just the app. That's how they got you, 00:10:00.104 --> 00:10:01.105 so... 00:10:02.398 --> 00:10:04.734 - Ben, LA. 00:10:04.734 --> 00:10:06.902 "I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl, 00:10:06.902 --> 00:10:10.281 asking her to DM him her fave one-hit wonder." 00:10:10.323 --> 00:10:11.949 - I think we can, like, swipe left... 00:10:11.991 --> 00:10:15.244 - "Teachin', beachin', and tearing it up in the keetchen." 00:10:16.329 --> 00:10:18.539 - I've never felt more naked in my life. 00:10:18.581 --> 00:10:19.790 I'm gonna grab another drink. 00:10:19.832 --> 00:10:21.959 - From the keetchen? 00:10:22.001 --> 00:10:23.919 You know, in his defense, 00:10:23.919 --> 00:10:26.380 rhyming's really big on here. At least it's not as bad as 00:10:26.422 --> 00:10:28.341 "fluent in sarcasm." 00:10:28.341 --> 00:10:29.800 Oh. Okay, guys. Shh. 00:10:29.842 --> 00:10:32.845 Couples therapy later. We have got a match. 00:10:32.887 --> 00:10:34.221 It's Nate! 00:10:34.263 --> 00:10:35.723 The CEO? 00:10:35.765 --> 00:10:38.184 - Oh my god! This is such a rush. We have to message him. 00:10:38.225 --> 00:10:39.727 "Uh, hi. 00:10:39.769 --> 00:10:40.645 LOL." 00:10:40.645 --> 00:10:43.522 "I'm an entrepreneur 00:10:43.564 --> 00:10:45.149 in the wellness space." 00:10:45.191 --> 00:10:47.610 - Yeah, I'm just a yoga instructor. 00:10:47.652 --> 00:10:50.029 I'm not trying to scam people. - I'm just making sure you pop. 00:10:50.071 --> 00:10:51.405 This guy is, like, my ideal man. 00:10:51.447 --> 00:10:53.032 - Really? 00:10:55.493 --> 00:10:57.036 - For Louise. 00:10:58.079 --> 00:11:00.164 - Really? - Yep. 00:11:08.673 --> 00:11:09.965 - Better not be you. 00:11:09.965 --> 00:11:11.258 Is it? 00:11:11.300 --> 00:11:14.053 - Excuse you. I am a full-time psychic. 00:11:14.095 --> 00:11:16.305 How do I know you're not the actor? - I wish. 00:11:16.347 --> 00:11:19.350 Not being a psychic would make my life a lot easier. 00:11:20.351 --> 00:11:23.229 I saw my parents' divorce eight years before it happened. 00:11:23.270 --> 00:11:25.064 - Oh, I'm sorry. 00:11:25.106 --> 00:11:27.692 That must have been really hard. 00:11:28.109 --> 00:11:30.695 - Hey, I am James. I'm 34 years old, 00:11:30.695 --> 00:11:34.240 and I'll be reading for the role of *** Zombie Number Three. 00:11:34.281 --> 00:11:35.825 - It is you! 00:11:35.866 --> 00:11:37.326 You are the actor! 00:11:37.368 --> 00:11:39.453 Yes! - Oh, come on. 00:11:39.495 --> 00:11:41.372 If I get found out, I don't get paid. 00:11:41.414 --> 00:11:42.248 - Oh. 00:11:42.248 --> 00:11:43.624 - I-I knew it was you. 00:11:43.749 --> 00:11:44.834 - What the hell, man? 00:11:44.959 --> 00:11:46.293 - I had a feeling. 00:11:46.335 --> 00:11:48.546 She doesn't even celebrate the solstice. 00:11:48.587 --> 00:11:50.548 - What? No, that... 00:11:50.589 --> 00:11:52.633 He is the actor. 00:11:52.675 --> 00:11:53.592 I just saw it! 00:11:53.592 --> 00:11:55.469 - You lied to me? - No. 00:11:55.511 --> 00:11:56.887 - I knew it. 00:11:56.929 --> 00:11:58.723 I could tell she was forcing it all night. 00:11:59.181 --> 00:12:00.558 She even said she was worried about 00:12:00.599 --> 00:12:03.686 "looking the part." She's clearly not one of us. 00:12:20.619 --> 00:12:22.121 Ooh, Louise! 00:12:22.163 --> 00:12:25.249 You and Nate are having a real back-and-forth going on over here. 00:12:25.291 --> 00:12:28.419 - "Is that a carp you're holding in your photo?" 00:12:28.461 --> 00:12:30.713 - Oh, what's a carp? 00:12:30.755 --> 00:12:33.299 Oh. Okay, I was hoping it wasn't a fish. 00:12:33.340 --> 00:12:35.342 - Uh, maybe you should tell him about Louise's dog. 00:12:35.384 --> 00:12:38.596 - Maybe you should call Katharine and go have some dry French fries. 00:12:38.637 --> 00:12:40.222 Oh! Nate lives 00:12:40.264 --> 00:12:43.058 two blocks away. We have to invite him over, right? 00:12:44.185 --> 00:12:45.603 - We're gonna judge him like American Idol. 00:12:45.644 --> 00:12:48.981 - Uh, yeah. I can leave if you guys want... 00:12:49.023 --> 00:12:51.776 - No, no. What are you talking about? We need you. You're the you. 00:12:51.817 --> 00:12:53.152 Yeah! 00:13:05.247 --> 00:13:08.042 Hi! It's Jessie. 00:13:08.083 --> 00:13:09.126 You're on speaker with everyone. 00:13:09.168 --> 00:13:10.753 - How is your psychic thing? 00:13:10.795 --> 00:13:13.631 - Um... I-it ended early. I... 00:13:14.423 --> 00:13:16.467 Please tell me you guys are doing something fun right now. 00:13:16.509 --> 00:13:19.261 - Well, I'm about to have a first date in front of everybody. 00:13:19.303 --> 00:13:20.596 Yeah. Aren't you jealous? 00:13:20.638 --> 00:13:22.264 - Come join us at Amy and Dave's. 00:13:22.306 --> 00:13:25.017 - Yeah, but no spoilers. We don't need a psychic giving everything away. 00:13:25.142 --> 00:13:27.019 - Lame! - Party pooper. 00:13:27.061 --> 00:13:29.605 Bye. Bye! 00:13:40.449 --> 00:13:41.909 Got it. "Weg." 00:13:41.951 --> 00:13:44.078 - "Weg"? What's that? What's "weg"? 00:13:44.119 --> 00:13:46.622 - It is seven-point word. - No, it... No, it's not. 00:13:46.664 --> 00:13:48.165 Just 'cause the numbers are on it. 00:13:48.207 --> 00:13:49.875 "Weg" is not a word. You came! 00:13:50.584 --> 00:13:51.544 Maggie. 00:13:51.585 --> 00:13:53.212 Oh, thank God you're safe. 00:13:53.254 --> 00:13:54.964 Why didn't you text back? 00:13:55.589 --> 00:13:58.551 Listen, I have been worried sick about you. 00:13:58.592 --> 00:14:00.052 These cults, they brand people... 00:14:00.094 --> 00:14:01.887 - Uh, honey, 00:14:01.929 --> 00:14:03.639 why don't you come into the kitchen with me 00:14:03.681 --> 00:14:05.307 and help me find my favorite mug? 00:14:05.349 --> 00:14:08.227 You know, the one that says, "If you can read this, you're too close"? 00:14:08.269 --> 00:14:10.271 Please? Come on. 00:14:11.146 --> 00:14:12.731 Your mug can't wait? 00:14:12.773 --> 00:14:15.359 I have questions for our daughter! 00:14:15.401 --> 00:14:18.153 - Oh! He's here! You guys, he's here! - Louise, go answer it! 00:14:18.195 --> 00:14:19.655 It's not even my house! 00:14:19.697 --> 00:14:21.156 Okay, yeah. JESSIE: Fluff the pillows. 00:14:21.282 --> 00:14:23.200 Karate chop, please. Ben, settle down. 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:23.325 Karate chop, please. Ben, settle down. 00:14:24.827 --> 00:14:25.995 Hi! NATE: Hi! 00:14:25.995 --> 00:14:28.038 Come in. 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.165 Yep, you're in the right place. 00:14:30.207 --> 00:14:34.086 Uh, welcome to this... house. 00:14:34.712 --> 00:14:35.713 - Nate. Ben. 00:14:35.754 --> 00:14:38.465 - Hey, Ben. Hey, everyone. 00:14:38.507 --> 00:14:40.175 Hi. - Hey. 00:14:40.217 --> 00:14:42.011 - Uh, what is all this? 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:44.346 - Oh, yeah. These are my... 00:14:44.388 --> 00:14:45.389 - Siblings. 00:14:46.265 --> 00:14:48.058 - Uh, and we were just in the middle of... 00:14:48.100 --> 00:14:49.727 - Talking about how we have the same mum. 00:14:49.768 --> 00:14:51.562 Uh, please! 00:14:51.604 --> 00:14:54.148 Have a seat! We have heard so much about you. 00:14:54.189 --> 00:14:56.317 - You have? 00:14:58.235 --> 00:15:01.280 I gotta say you really look like your photos. 00:15:01.780 --> 00:15:03.032 Like, exactly. 00:15:04.283 --> 00:15:07.328 - Did you just take these photos? 00:15:08.287 --> 00:15:09.872 - You know, I can't do this. 00:15:09.914 --> 00:15:10.915 Uh... 00:15:11.540 --> 00:15:13.667 Nate? This is not a match. 00:15:13.709 --> 00:15:16.337 Um, Jesse, thanks for trying, but it's a no. 00:15:16.337 --> 00:15:18.047 - It's okay. We can keep looking. 00:15:18.088 --> 00:15:19.048 No, don't. Alright? 00:15:19.089 --> 00:15:21.634 This was just not as fun as I thought it was gonna be. 00:15:21.634 --> 00:15:23.218 Online dating never is. 00:15:23.260 --> 00:15:26.513 I'm sick of trying to impress people that I've never even met. 00:15:26.555 --> 00:15:28.682 You know, it makes me feel bad about myself, 00:15:28.724 --> 00:15:31.477 and hot people shouldn't feel bad about themselves. 00:15:31.518 --> 00:15:32.937 - No... - Nope. Nope. 00:15:32.978 --> 00:15:35.439 - I'm tired of trying to force this, okay? 00:15:35.481 --> 00:15:38.067 I need a break, so I'm deleting the apps. 00:15:38.108 --> 00:15:40.361 - Well, make sure you delete the account as well, 00:15:40.402 --> 00:15:42.571 so your girlfriend doesn't get mad at you. 00:15:43.489 --> 00:15:46.200 - I still can't believe you online dated, and I didn't. 00:15:46.241 --> 00:15:47.785 Like, what else don't I know? 00:15:47.826 --> 00:15:50.079 - What else don't I know? I didn't know your type was a... 00:15:50.829 --> 00:15:51.956 business bro. 00:15:51.997 --> 00:15:52.957 - Wait, 00:15:53.666 --> 00:15:54.667 was I talking to you? 00:15:54.667 --> 00:15:55.834 - Yeah, that was me. 00:15:55.876 --> 00:15:57.002 - And you two are together? 00:15:57.044 --> 00:15:58.420 - Yeah, we are. 00:16:01.548 --> 00:16:03.634 I'm gonna go. - You should go now. 00:16:04.176 --> 00:16:05.970 Thanks for coming by. NATE: Sure. 00:16:06.011 --> 00:16:09.139 - Oh, actually, do you have a favorite Albert Finney movie? 00:16:09.181 --> 00:16:10.683 - Who's Albert Finney? 00:16:10.724 --> 00:16:12.726 - Yeah, you can go. Right this way. 00:16:13.894 --> 00:16:17.690 - You're going to lose her if you interrogate her like that. 00:16:17.690 --> 00:16:19.149 Don't scare her off. 00:16:19.858 --> 00:16:21.694 No sudden movements. 00:16:21.735 --> 00:16:25.239 You got to approach her cautiously, respectfully. 00:16:25.280 --> 00:16:26.615 Like she's a cat. 00:16:26.657 --> 00:16:28.117 - Oh, Jack. 00:16:28.158 --> 00:16:29.576 Seriously? - Here. 00:16:30.160 --> 00:16:31.662 Offer her a treat. 00:16:34.164 --> 00:16:35.082 Hm? 00:16:39.962 --> 00:16:43.716 - Sometimes, I feel like I just don't really belong to a group, 00:16:43.716 --> 00:16:45.217 you know? Like... 00:16:46.677 --> 00:16:48.887 Like, I'm... I'm either too normal 00:16:48.887 --> 00:16:51.140 or not normal enough. 00:16:52.725 --> 00:16:53.892 It hurts. 00:16:53.934 --> 00:16:56.061 - What about your friends downstairs? 00:16:56.103 --> 00:16:57.312 That's a little group. 00:16:57.312 --> 00:16:59.648 Louise, Ben, and Jessie... 00:16:59.690 --> 00:17:01.400 That other... couple. 00:17:01.442 --> 00:17:02.818 - Yeah. 00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:04.653 I love them. They're great, but... 00:17:07.322 --> 00:17:08.699 It's awkward with Ben. 00:17:09.324 --> 00:17:11.535 Before Ben and Jessie got back together, 00:17:11.577 --> 00:17:13.078 Ben and I... 00:17:13.704 --> 00:17:16.582 had a little thing for a minute, and... 00:17:17.416 --> 00:17:18.625 I really liked him. 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.298 Maybe I still do. 00:17:26.425 --> 00:17:28.135 - Listen, I cannot begin to know 00:17:28.177 --> 00:17:30.345 what it's like to move through the world like you. 00:17:31.597 --> 00:17:34.433 What I do know is that there is one place 00:17:34.475 --> 00:17:36.935 where no one is normal 00:17:36.977 --> 00:17:38.353 and you fit right in. 00:17:41.648 --> 00:17:43.942 - You always know what I need, don't you? - Mm. 00:17:43.942 --> 00:17:45.402 - Maybe you are psychic. 00:17:49.615 --> 00:17:50.574 - You want some more treats? 00:17:50.616 --> 00:17:52.076 - Yes, please. - Mm. 00:17:52.117 --> 00:17:53.535 Jack! 00:17:53.577 --> 00:17:56.538 Do we still have that tin of popcorn that we were gonna give the mailman, 00:17:56.538 --> 00:17:58.290 but never got around to it at Christmas? 00:17:58.332 --> 00:18:00.584 - Two steps ahead of you, honey. 00:18:00.626 --> 00:18:02.252 I finished it off last week. 00:18:02.294 --> 00:18:04.797 Oh... 00:18:09.885 --> 00:18:12.054 - I'd love to show you the tile in my foyer. 00:18:14.098 --> 00:18:17.976 - He's got a husband, and the tiles are peel and stick. 00:18:21.688 --> 00:18:23.315 - Excuse me. 00:18:24.066 --> 00:18:26.068 You are chic. I'm obsessed. 00:18:26.110 --> 00:18:27.986 We're getting a drink. 00:18:28.028 --> 00:18:29.363 - I know.