You should tell him, Miiko!
What? I can't!
You should just go for it. He's popular, you know.
Love, huh? That feeling is completely foreign to me,
but it's all most high school students can think about.
Ah, there he is! Good luck!
T-Toritsuka!
Do you want to see a movie together?
Don't be rash!
Sure, why not?
You promised to go with me too!
I'm going with Reita too!
Did I get something in my eye?
Man, it sure is tough.
Being popular sure is troublesome, huh?
You don't look like you're having any trouble to me.
In a sense, it's all thanks to you, Saiki.
Remember how I had a live show at the school festival?
Well, it was a huge success.
What?
It was a mess at the beginning.
All boink-boink and stuff. Like, how do you even make a sound like that?
Just when I was about to give up, a certain person showed up.
Is everything all right?
It was a ghost with a mop-top hairdo and round glasses.
He was a world-famous, legendary musician
who was killed at the age of 40...
Don't tell me you mean...
That's right. It was John.
John Komatsu!
Why don't you entrust your body to me?
John who?!
Once Mr. Komatsu took over my body,
Spirit channeling is an amazing ability!
He'll screw it up soon or later.
Why are you looking at another guy?!
Ow! Let go of me!
Don't lay your hands on a girl!
Mind your own business.
Jealousy in a guy is so unsightly.
I'm gonna beat you up!
Possess!
Saiki, did you recognize whose move that was?
An action star who passed away at the age of 32.
D-Don't tell me...
That's right. B...
Blue Scorpion Jr.!
I channeled that legendary kung fu master!
Don't know him, either.
Saiki! I'll be the world's most popular man using this ability!
- Oh, please forgive my crude behavior. - Spirit channeling may be a convenient ability.
- No, you were so cool! - But does such a convenient ability really have no drawbacks?
All right!
Let's go see a movie!
Yeah!
All right! This is quite a harem. There are at least 13 girls.
Which means that there are 26 *s!
Let me take over your body soon.
Hey, isn't it my turn yet?
Now, now, don't be so hasty.
But how can I pick just one when there's this many?
Whoa! That girl!
She's cute but, how do I put it?
I feel like if I lay even one finger on her, she'd yank my heart out instantly.
You're quite perceptive.
Hey, Toritsuka. Tell us some funny stories.
I wanna hear some too!
Funny stories, huh? So yesterday, I saw this dirty mov—
That was close! I almost spoke on my own!
I should leave everything to the ghosts.
Is that what you want?
I'll have a good speaker stand in for me.
For example, that charismatic CEO...
It's not Jobs, is it?
...Montecarlo Sudou!
I switched my cell to an iPhone the other day.
But when I looked at it again, it was an iPod Touch.
Montecarlo is a bore.
Good grief. I was a bit concerned so I came along, but I guess I didn't have to.
- I'll do an impersonation of Bandou! - Hey, Montecarlo, that's enough. Switch back.
That's enough!
What's going on? I can't switch back.
I should be the only one who can switch personalities!
Change places with me. I wanna sing.
It's like when your dog gets attached to
a temporary caretaker while you were gone.
Are human bodies like that?!
Does that mean that my body has been taken over?!
Looks like your hair has been too.
Oh no! Please help me, Saiki!
As if.
- Don't give me that! He's turning off the girls big time! - Now, let's sing a song of peace together!
Dammit! I thought all ghosts were nice!
Ghosts have no reason to be angry, so they only seem nice.
But you helped them remember how they felt when they were alive.
They won't give your body back so easily now.
Hey! Switch with me!
Just for a little bit, okay?
Waatcha! Waattchhaaa!
Good grief. I guess I have to do something.
Hiya.
Being alive isn't all good news.
Hopefully they learned a little about the hardships the living face too.
S-Saiki, thank you very much.
I learned a lesson too.
I won't keep relying on ghosts anymore.
I'll try to do things on my own.
- Well then, girls! Let's go see— - Who cares about him anymore.
He suddenly started singing and shouting. Yikes.
Saiki...
Are those *s real?
You can go to heaven too!
How many signups did you get?
The new school term has started. Around this time of year,
students are busy trying to find new club members.
Saiki!
Good timing, Sai—
It's so noisy, seriously.
Actually, I'd like to ask you something, Saiki.
I'm not joining your club.
Saiki, would you like to create a new club with me?
Answer is still no.
Right now, clubs are all the rage with students.
We just have to ride this big wave, right?!
You're just after first-year girls anyway, right?
Since I need more people to create a club, I talked to some students,
though I haven't decided what club I'll start yet.
Maybe the Embarrassment Club?
School Embarrassment I wanted to just join a club like the other students,
Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
- Who's this person?! - The girls' basketball club rejected me too.
You're the one they need to defend against.
- I tried some other clubs too. - How about a little indirect kiss?
- I'll do the laundry, so put your dirty clothes in here! - But every single of them rejected me.
So now that it's come to this, I have to create it myself...
My own harem!
The word is "club."
It just hit me. I know what club I wanna create!
Don't tell me.
The Occult Club.
Occult Club? That sounds fishy.
They're taking the bait!
Would a poster like that win anyone over?
Do you know about "misattribution of arousal"?
It's about how people will mistake their feelings of fear for love.
His grades are terrible, but he's an expert at stuff like this.
The Occult Club is the perfect way to get popular with that theory.
Some people may have already showed up to join!
We still need to wait, huh?
No, there's someone there.
Excuse me, I'd like to join the Occult Club.
It's a girl's voice!
Nice to... meet... you.
I-It's here! It's a ghost, Saiki!
Calm down. You're used to seeing ghosts, right?
Besides, she isn't a ghost.
I'm Arisu Makino. When I was in middle school,
I read about 3,000 books on black magic and spiritualism.
Since the Satan summoning ceremony requires six people as sacrifices,
I'd like to join the club.
We caught a crazy one.
But wait...
This could be a case where the girl is pretty when her bangs are pulled back!
Oh, the Occult Club people went that way.
What? They did?
Hey, you're the Occult Club president.
- Welcome to the Occult Club! - What? Which is it?
The Occult Club, huh?
My name is The Jet-Black Wings.
I'm an exorcist who was just passing by.
You came, huh.
Saiki!
You know him, Saiki?
Oh! You're the Chihuahua guy!
Don't call me that!
Sorry, but no guys are allowed in our club.
Excuse me... I'd like to join the Occult Club.
Hey, Kaidou! What a coincidence! I'm surprised!
- Oh, Yumehara. - Your acting needs work.
She must've been following Kaidou.
Whoa! A cute girl came!
Wait. I feel like I've seen her too.
That's right! She's Takeru's ex.
Guess I can't make a move on her.
Welcome! Are you ready for some dangerous thrills?
Oh-kay...
Hey! So guys can't join this club?!
That's right.
This is my harem, the Occult Club.
Girls have stronger spiritual power than guys. So you can't join us.
What?! Kaidou isn't joining the club?
Sorry, I'm quitting the club.
Kaidou! Why don't we create our own Occult Club instead?
What? Um, sure.
Oh, I want to join too.
Hold on a sec! Wait!
I'll allow you to join my club.
Rats... A guy is joining my harem...!
Let's enjoy the club together, Kaidou!
Does she like the Chihuahua guy?
But I bet she'll end up falling for me soon enough.
He's a Chihuahua guy after all.
You have no chance.
But "misattribution of arousal," eh?
Sounds interesting.
- Wh-What happened?! - A blackout?! Oh no! I'm scared!
Look at the TVs!
That scared me!
They're showing snow even though broadcasts are digital these days...
The door won't open!
C-Calm down.
We should calm down and chant a spell.
Cantera Kumave Amsara Ghe Laeroe
- Spamilia Zawsze In Love-Valkyrieatesarla. - Don't make it worse.
Okay, I think I can stop it now.
Let's see if it worked.
What a relief!
Her favorability for Kaidou is 95, huh?
It was high from the start, so that doesn't mean much.
Favorability for Yumehara Kaidou's favorability for Yumehara is 52.
Good grief. That was a waste of time.
No, it went down!
Geez. I shouldn't have done that.
My heart is beating so fast. There's no doubt!
Favorability for Makino I must be in love with... Arisu Makino!
Misattribution of arousal is far too effective!
Use telepathy to win the rock-paper- scissors game!
What's our next class again?
I don't hate studying, but it is boring.
- I want to go home and watch TV already. - It's Home Economics, right?
We're making crepes, yeah.
- Sweets? What a pain. - Well then...
It's time for Home Economics!
You've already changed, Saiki?!
For today's cooking lesson, we'll be making crepes!
Why are you teaching?
I don't know much about cooking, but I have the recipe, so it'll be fine!
That apron's too cute for you!
- I wish they'd teach us how to cook more useful dishes. - That apron is something else too.
But anyway,
crepes are delicious by themselves, but they go exceedingly well with
various sweets such as whipped cream, chocolate, and fruits,
creating a virtually unlimited number of harmonious flavors.
Okay, then! Commence cooking!
I can't get out of cooking.
This is a class after all. I have to take it seriously.
- Although, I'm a little worried about my group. - Now how should I cook it?
Let's do our best together, guys!
Well, I should be glad Nendou at least isn't in my group.
I see. We have three people, so maybe two is enough. Put eggs in a bowl and whisk.
Wait, Saiki! Let me crack the eggs!
I can crack them with one hand.
Oh no. I know how this is going to end.
The shell got in!
You should use both hands.
Don't tell me they are...
...terrible at cooking!
Whisk it well.
- Be careful not to make lumps. - Who would've thought he'd be the right guy to go with?
My mom works so I sometimes make meals myself.
Seriously? I do too.
What?! Kuboyasu can cook too?!
Good grief. I chose the wrong people.
We managed to take the shells out.
Yeah. It's messy, but it's workable.
After stirring the eggs and milk, add some flour and some sugar. Next, add some flour into the stirred mixture...
How much is "some?"
What? B-Beats me...
Let's add about three pinches for now.
It's not a seasoning.
Um, next is...
Kaidou is too cautious.
and some sugar. ...add some sugar.
Another "some," huh?
Why don't we put in all we have?
But you're completely fearless!
This isn't good.
If I let them do it, my crepe will be totally ruined.
I'll have to do it myse—
An entire stick of butter?!
One stick should be enough for "some butter," right?
No wait, it says to add "melted butter"!
You're right! What do we do?
Maybe we can heat it in the microwave.
That's it!
Hey, wait!
Hey, do you see sparks?
Isn't that a metal bowl?
To think that someone could break a microwave making crepes.
Who knew you couldn't put metal in the microwave...
Kids, don't try this at home.
What do we do with this?
This looks like what breakfast is in Hell.
I hate to waste it, but we have to ditch it, right?
I guess so.
Let me have it...
If you're gonna ditch it, let me have it.
Okay, let's pull ourselves together and start over from scratch!
We've got the process nailed down!
Okay, so...
...here you can see the completed batter.
Oh?! It's already finished!
Did you make it, Saiki? You did a pretty good job!
"Pretty" good?
Oh? That's pretty good.
Ha! Of course it is!
After all, we made it!
No, not "we."
We put our blood, sweat, and tears into this!
Don't make it sound gross.
What? You haven't even gotten to the hard part yet.
What?! We've already destroyed one microwave!
It gets harder? The entire classroom will explode!
Don't even joke about that!
Ha! I guess I'll show you how to do it.
What?! There's nothing we can learn from you!
First, you lightly oil the frying pan.
Wh-When do you pour the batter?!
You pour it in the middle like this.
But wouldn't it get too thick?
Right, so you'll have to spread it evenly.
How long do you have to cook it?!
When it turns light brown, you flip it.
- They're learning a lot from him. - H-How do you do that?
Like this.
Seriously?!
Well, good luck!
Shut up! We're not gonna need your help!
You already got it.
That flipping thing he did seems tricky to do.
- Huh? Other people are using spatulas or chopsticks to flip. - Huh? What? Is he looking at me?
Let's play it safe.
But that would mean we lost to Nendou!
No, that's not the issue. It's simpler than that.
I've always wanted to try doing it!
No! Kaidou!
What do you think you're doing?!
I'll try flipping it with chopsticks.
I'll leave it to you, Hairo!
Isn't it ready?
No...
Hey, is it okay?
Not yet.
Hey, isn't it burning?
No... Hotter...
It needs to get hotter!
It looks like a dessert from the demon realm!
At this point, only Saiki can do it.
She took it so naturally.
Just leave it to me.
Now, I'll pour the batt—
Mera can do this because she has had special training.
We fed her too much.
What? You ran out of batter?
Oh well. I'll give you some of mine.
Nendou...
I knew you could do it when push came to shove.
Here. Nendou's special tuna salad crepes!
Savory crepes, huh.
Some guys have been snooping around me lately.
Good grief.
My fears have come true at last.
They finally started taking action.
Kusuo Saiki...
He seems to be a low-key, quiet student in class.
He's dangerous? You're kidding me, right?
A guy so quiet you can't even tell if he's there or not?
But we've received many witness reports.
No way!
Can't be!
- I can state that the danger is now closer than ever. - A guy like him?
But it may not be too late.
Her safety will be ensured...
...by us, the Teruhashi Fan Club, "Kokomins"!
T! R! H! S!
Member Number 521!
Tell us Article Three of Kokomins Law.
Oh...! We are to eliminate men approaching Teruhashi even if it costs us our lives!
That's right.
No matter who approaches our goddess, we'll eliminate them!
Eliminate Kusuo Saiki!
If this had to happen, I would've much, much preferred
an evil organization coming after me for my powers.
It's Teruhashi!
She's as lovely as ever.
My heart has been purified.
Maybe I'll take a chance and confess my love!
You'll be eliminated by the Teruhashi Fan Club, moron!
It's a huge organization whose members include not only PK students,
but teachers, students from other schools, and big politicians.
You have to join before you can talk to her.
You're Member Number 36853?!
We may talk about the weather with her.
That's all members can do?!
What a frightening organization...
Good morning, Saiki!
- It's a fine day today, isn't it? - Is he a member too?
No, but Teruhashi spoke to him first, so he isn't violating the law.
Still, he pisses me off!
Trade places with me then.
See you later, then.
He must be glad I spoke to him.
Good grief. This probably irritated them quite a bit.
I guess I'll let them catch me.
We finally meet.
Good grief.
We are the Teruhashi Fan Club.
We will now discuss what to do with you.
This is quite excessive.
- We don't need to discuss anything. Let's purge him already. - His title is something else.
- Wait. Not until we obtain information. - That jacket doesn't exactly scream intelligence.
- Can I eat him? I'm hungry. - And what's with you?
- Are you the stock brainless muscle guy who's in every group of bad guys? - Calm down, everyone.
We'd rather not have to hurt you.
Why don't we have a talk?
You are...!
You and me, Sawakita, the leader of Kokomins.
I didn't expect that my classmate was the leader.
Saiki, do you know why you've been brought here?
The reason is none other than Teruhashi!
Considering your get-up, I'd be shocked if it was anything else.
It seems that you're very close to Teruhashi.
We hate that very much!
Their resentment is so unjustified, I'm actually impressed.
Nishi, show that to him.
Do you know why my hand is like this?
Eighth-grader syndrome?
At the entrance ceremony, I miraculously sat next to her
- Nice to meet you. - and we shook hands.
Since that day, I haven't washed this hand even once!
I sealed it so that it stays dry even when I bathe or go to the bathroom!
Gross.
I can't sully this purified hand.
This is Teruhashi's scent...
That's your smell.
You too. Show that to him.
Saiki, do you get what this means? I live for Kokomi
My feelings for Teruhashi are so strong, this appeared on my back!
Don't lie!
And this is the proof of my love.
I changed my email address.
That's like nothing. Why is he the leader?
That email proves he gave up on having a real girlfriend.
I seriously respect him.
I see.
Let's begin the deliberation.
Is it true you two went out on a date in a neighboring town?!
- A date?! - Why does it look like a tabloid?
- My heart is pounding! - I'm so jealous!
{=59}Kokomi Teruhashi's Secret Night On Her School Trip Explain this one too.
- Secret night?! - I didn't expect that there was a picture of this.
Don't tell us you kissed her?!
- Purge him! Purge him! Purge him! - No matter.
This will help me cut my ties with Teruhashi.
Wait, guys!
Look at this!
Don't get speechless.
A secret child?!
That can't be true!
- Purge him! Bad Smell Shake Hand! - So you know it smells.
E-Executive Leader...
Nishi, tell us Article One of Kokomins Law.
P-Protect Teruhashi's happiness even if it costs us our lives...
That's right. He's become crucial to ensuring Teruhashi's happiness!
Even if he's like trash, he's still the father of Teruhashi's child!
If we hurt him, Teruhashi will suffer!
Saiki...
Despite this, we will continue Kokomins.
- What? Hey, what's going on? - Don't hurt Teruhashi.
See you later.
Purge me!
Beat Kuboyasu.
One, two, three!
- A man should speak with his fist! - You're giving away your past.
100 yen...
You found it, pal?
There's a police box over there.
An angel and a demon, huh?
Something bothers me...
If you have one hundred 100 yen coins, it'll be a million yen!
It's one-hundredth of that.
Well, it's a small amount.
Instead of turning it in, I'll just give it directly to its owner.
Hey, let's buy something at the 100-yen shop that's 100 meters ahead.
Already returned it.
Fine, let's do a 180 and go to that new department store 100 yards ahead.
They've only been open about 100 days.
Why are you using yards?
Oh, that place that has about 100 stories?
It's not that big. You coming too, Saiki?
I'm not.
I heard they're doing a "World's Best 100 Sweets" exhibition.
Only for 100 minutes, okay?
A picture is worth 100 words times ten.
- Yeah! - I get the feeling that something strange is going on...
I didn't get there in 100 steps!
Don't act like a kid! The soul at 3 is the same at 100, huh?
But it sure is crowded. There are nearly 100 people.
Should I clear them out by sumo slapping them 100 times?
Don't.
Your "thug 100 times over" face should do the trick.
Hyakunin Isshu competitors, please gather here.
- All right! - Let's go!
- I'm not gonna lose! - See the power of a veteran of 100 battles!
- Whoa! The winner will get a million dollars! - We have the power of 100 people!
Something is definitely up.
Congratulations! You three are our millionth customers!
- Congratulations! - I'm sure of it now...
I'm Momochi, the store manager.
You'll receive 100 lilies from our president Hyakutarou Doumeki.
What a name...!
By the way, he's 100 years old.
My vitality is still 100 percent!
There's no stopping this old man.
No one would miss it when it gets repeated this many times.
This strange feeling is likely due to...
In addition, you'll get a "King of 100 Beasts" stuffed animal
and 100 liters of 100% orange juice!
It's 100. This number has been appearing way too often!
That's what's been bothering me.
Furthermore, we'll add 100 points to your member card.
He said it again right after I said it. What does that number mean?
And from our store's top 100 most popular products, you can pick one.
- I can't decide! I need 100 hours to think! - We each get to pick one?!
Of course!
This number means...
That's an amazing encyclopedia!
It has one million entry words and examples!
Is it really popular?
This is my mom's favorite sake, Momoka-mairi.
Sake is number one in the top 100 medicines.
Oh, and a cold may lead to 100 other diseases.
Why did you say that?
A Stevenson screen with a thermometer that can measure up to 100 degrees.
That's pushing it.
And the coolest is a Blu-ray set containing 100 horror stories!
It has stories about the night parade of 100 demons making 100 decibels of noise,
The Fiend of A Hundred Faces, Ohyakudo Mairi, etc.
Shut it.
Thank you very much!
What is this number about?
It's been everywhere in town!
What's going on?
What's that manga by Mizuki Kawashita that used to be in Jump?
Strawberry 100%, right?
Talk about a non sequitur.
Oh, yeah, that's the one.
Geez. If you know your enemy and yourself, you'll see 100 battles without defeat, huh?
You two are almost 100% alike.
By the way, my breast size is 100 cm.
Who are you?
I'm getting out of here while I can.
- My hips are 100 cm too. - I feel like they're driving me nuts.
Stop the car!
Hey, four-eyes!
- I finally caught you after looking for 100 years! - Teruhashi's brother!
Now, explain what happened the other day in 100 seconds!
Good grief.
I won't feel better until I deck you 100 times, though.
Depending on your answer, I'll tie you to this car and drag you around at 100 km/h,
or I'll have my bodyguards do the 100-man kumite with you.
Are you obsessed with that number too?
To think that you went out on a date with my Kokomi and held hands with her...!
Moreover, when she came home, her smile was at 100%.
Excessive love can really turn into...
- ...zero-fold hatred! - You're not saying it?
- She's just so cute! - It should be "hundred-fold hatred," right?
Excessive love can turn into 100-fold hatred. Why do I have to correct you?
Kokomi is occupying 120% of my head!
It's Maji LOVE 2000%!
He really annoys me.
My bodyguard here has a 100-kg grip and can deal out 100 tortures.
If you can't explain, he'll give you his 100 lashes torture!
What're you doing, pal?
You're that actor Tohru Hyakugami, right?!
That's "Mugami."
Oh, Mr. Mugami! I'm a big fan of yours!
I've seen about 100 of your shows!
Oh, thank you. I don't have many male fans.
The male-to-female ratio is about 1 to 100.
No way, really?!
I can't believe Mr. Mugami is only 100 cm away from me!
If you knew his true nature, your 100-year-old love would sour immediately.
Oh, congrats on selling a million copies of your autobiography!
He wrote one?
- I watched R100! - He was in it?!
Can I ask you a favor?
Could you say Detective Joker's signature lines?
Oh, right. He likes that show.
If there are 100 cases, I'll solve all 100 with 100% perfection!
I'll explore all 100 possibilities!
I'm the million horsepower Great Detective Joker!
You had signature lines like those?
Incredible! You're the real thing!
I can do any other requests you have.
Really?! Then, I know this is 100% being pushy,
- but could you say the signature lines from Dodohyakuzou?! - That beats the store president's name.
A journey of 100 miles begins with a single step.
I'm 100% broke, but I'll change it!
Please do Momose next!
I'll give a million-volt shock to your heart.
Love is like 100 pieces of sweet chocolate.
I'll love you even after 100 years.
So lame.
Please do Mozu!
Shall I have you fight under a million-dollar night sky
100 matches against 100 centipedes?
Now I kind of want to watch it.
Please do him next!
- In this era of 100 flowers blooming... - I've had enough!
100 things?! 100 times?! 100 bugs?! 100 songs?!
What on Earth is this number about?!
You don't get it?
What's this voice?
If you don't get it, I'll tell you.
The 100th episode of the anime?!
That's right.
This episode is commemorating 100 episodes.
- In order to make you aware of it, I... - I see, so that's why.
But it's not like this is the 100th week.
The manga chapter in Jump was published in its 99th week too.
This is the 20th week for the anime.
The signs went back to normal.
Wait! Who the heck was that?!
I don't think it's something I need to tell you now,
but the town I live in is called Hidariwakibara-cho.
If you didn't know that, I suggest you re-watch the anime from episode 1.
I may not have mentioned it at all.
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K...
I don't really want to, but we'll go visit him...
...in London.