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Here we go

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Good morning, Bowie.

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Top of the morning to you,

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old bean.

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Aren't you going
to inquire

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after this bit
of high-tech haberdashery?

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Nope!

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I thought you'd never ask.

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This is an experimental
neuro-headset.

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It reads my thoughts.

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Then this voice synthesizer
speaks them aloud.

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Why does it sound
like a British woman?

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Because everyone's thoughts
sound like a British woman.

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Silly git.

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Sorry I'm late.
I missed my bus.

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So I've been riding around
in a cab all morning

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trying to find it.

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I never did, so I had the cabbie
take me back home

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so I could walk to work.

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Can this thing read
anybody's thoughts?

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Whoa!

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That's exactly what
I was thinking!

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You so get me.

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Impressive,
don't you think, luv?

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Well,
I think it's amazing...

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that there's only one voice
in your head.

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Hey!

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Shut your pie hole,
clown face!

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I mean...

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Won'tst thou shuttest

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thine steak and kidney pie
hole...

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clown face?

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Good cover.

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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So here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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This should get rid
of those obnoxious children

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who stole my company.

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Soon I'll be able
to stop wearing

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this ridiculous disguise.

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Except when I go
to Lenny's Deli.

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Free coleslaw for seniors!

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But I should find something
to hide the hole.

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It's kind of impossible
not to notice.

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Hey, Aster,
like my new shoes?

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Help! Help!

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Mamma mia!

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Time to lay down the claw!

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So, what shall
we have for lunch today, boyo?

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How about Chinese?

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We just had Chinese yesterday.

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Let's do Italian.

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Too many carbs!

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You guys never agree on lunch!

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Bowie!

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I can't hear myself think
over your thinking!

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Take it off!

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Fine.

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I meant the headset,
not your clothes!

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Well, excuse me!

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I have no way
of reading your mind!

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Oh, wait, I guess I do.

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Trust me...

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you don't want to know
what I'm thinking right now.

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Is it how surprisingly toned
my calf muscles are?

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No!

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They are!

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But no!

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Why are you playing
that ancient video game, anyway?

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Have you ever even
played Lobster Trap?

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Chef Pasquale
rescues a mermaid

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from an evil lobster monster.

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It's a classic!

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And based on true events.

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Why is the lobster red
if he's still alive?

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Shouldn't Chef Pasquale
have some sort of hair net

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on that moustache?

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That's unsanitary.

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Why does Chef Pasquale
even have a mermaid

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in his restaurant?

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Is he going to cook her?

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Or half of her?

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Which half?

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Bowie, I almost died!

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Can you stop talking
for even a minute?

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Of course.

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I can't believe he thinks

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I can't stop talking
even for a minute.

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I can stop talking
any time I want.

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I'm not talking right now.

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Does he appreciate it?

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No.

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Has it been a minute yet?

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Bowie!

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Gimme that...!

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I can't play this game
and smack you

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at the same time.

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Unless...

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Piper, I need you!

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I need you too!

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Oh... Well,
I was going to ask you

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to hook this neuro-headset up
to Lobster Trap,

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but you go first.

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What do you need me for?

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Uh...

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I didn't say "I need you."

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I said "I kneed you."

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and chuckles evilly.

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Maybe we should fix her up
with a guy.

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A guy with really
bad eyesight.

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Can you tell us
where you came from?

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...farm!

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...the big city!

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...mojo!

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Boo boo boo, plop! Waa!

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Bubkes!

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I meant what country
you came from.

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Oops.

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Bubkes kel koota, um...
Meeskatania.

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Meeskatania?
I've never heard of that.

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Uh...

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It's probably in Europe.

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Europe?

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I've never heard of that.

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Wait! We have some questions
about Meeskatania.

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...busy!

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Uh-oh.

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It's working!

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You're playing Lobster
Trap with your mind!

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Yeah, and it frees up my hands
for other important stuff.

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You're right!

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You can keep playing

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while we have
a water balloon fight!

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Jarvis,
are you all right?

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That short circuit must
have made Jarvis think

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he's a character
from the game.

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Ow!

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Which character?

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Ow!

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The lobster!

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Ow!

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He thinks he's in
the arcade game,

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so what would he want?

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Quarters!

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Hey, Jarvis.

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There's something
different about you.

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Was your shell always red?

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You're beautiful!

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You're not
my beloved mermaid!

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Find her,
and make it snappy!

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It's a sacrifice
I'm willing to make!

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Mrs. Bubkes!

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Put down that
delicious-looking banana!

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We have exciting news!

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We found you a man
from Meeskatania!

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...Meeskatania?

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...Makeup!

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Don't be silly.

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You look...

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like you always look.

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Wow!

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"old?"

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Yeah. He's,
like, thirty.

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Mr. Gournisht.

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Keepala!

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Oh...

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Hello.

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Uh...

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Bubkes...

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Meeskatanian.

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Well, hello.

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I'm Candace.

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There's a new high score?

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Aha!

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Watch out for that starfish!

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Good one!

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I-a did it!

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I-a finished level one!

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Big deal.
Level one's easy.

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He has terrible aim.

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Thank you two so much

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But don't worry...

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I'll supply the dessert.

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Snickerdoodle cake pops!

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Aw, you
brought dessert?

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I guess I started flambeing
this banana for nothing!

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Forget the cake pops.

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This dinner isn't
for you, Candace.

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It's for Mrs. Bubkes.

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Bubkes?

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...hourglass!

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I think he wants
Mrs. Bubkes.

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What does he want
with that old wrinkly beast?

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Although she is beautiful
on the inside...

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Fine!

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If only Bubkes
can have him,

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then I guess that's
who will have to have him.

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Help! Help!

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Mamma Mia!

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What's wrong?
Feeling a little... crabby?

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Yes, I am
a little crabby...

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because
of your horrible puns!

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Wait! That was a pun!

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You didn't care at all
how I was feeling!

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Oh, ha ha ha!

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This-a level looks-a easy!

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Just be careful!

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Those crabs are faster
than they look.

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Oof!

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Now-a you tell me!

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Wow.

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I don't remember this game
having so much blood.

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mineshaft!

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Ooh!

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...take that!

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...gold?

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Ooh!

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Ooh...

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...glowworm!

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...horrible death.

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Oh...

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They seem to be
hitting it off.

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Yeah, but Mrs. Bubkes
is barely saying a word.

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Well, there's only
one explanation for that...

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She's hungry!

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I've prepared a meal

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of traditional Meeskatanian
delicacies.

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Ooh!

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Starting with...

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Pickled goat nostril!

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Mmm...

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What's wrong,
Mrs. Bubkes?

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Is it overcooked?

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Do you prefer
your nostril runny?

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Come on, Mrs. Bubkes!

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Eat up!

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Mmm!

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Well, looks like
Mrs. Bubkes

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finished all her
pickled goat nostril.

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Wait a second...

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You haven't eaten one bite
of goat nostril!

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I spent hours cooking,
dealing with nostril flares

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and putting out snot fires.

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You're not going anywhere
'til you finish it, Candace.

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Candace?

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All right, you figured out
what I've been up to.

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Yes, we have.

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You've been pretending
to be Bubkes...

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So you could
steal her man!

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What?

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Don't deny it!

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How could you do that
to poor, sweet Mrs. Bubkes?

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What can I say?

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I'm a terrible person.

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Not like Mrs. Bubkes...
who is a good person.

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And a different person.

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Whatever.
I'm out of here.

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You people
are a bunch of weirdos.

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Though I would like to go

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to the Meeskatanian market
with you.

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You sure know
how to pick a nostril.

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I can't believe
I thought I was a lobster.

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Luckily, the hit
to the head

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cured you of that...

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and your unnatural
love of puns.

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But what are we going
to do about them?

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Mind Play!
New, from Knickknack!

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack!

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The "P" stands for...
potentially deadly.