WEBVTT

00:00:05.176 --> 00:00:06.845
Here we go

00:00:10.015 --> 00:00:13.184
to see who goes first.

00:00:13.184 --> 00:00:15.061
Great. The dice are missing.

00:00:15.061 --> 00:00:18.023
I'll just roll this.

00:00:23.236 --> 00:00:25.196
I need help!

00:00:25.196 --> 00:00:27.115
No argument there.

00:00:31.703 --> 00:00:33.204
Ugh--

00:00:35.290 --> 00:00:38.209
punctured a lung,

00:00:38.209 --> 00:00:41.046
but you got a six.

00:00:41.046 --> 00:00:43.298
That's just how I roll.

00:00:47.052 --> 00:00:48.053
Hello?

00:00:48.970 --> 00:00:51.264
Oof!

00:00:51.264 --> 00:00:54.225
How d'ya do?

00:00:54.225 --> 00:00:55.435
right?

00:00:55.435 --> 00:00:57.312
about these dolls?

00:00:57.312 --> 00:00:59.814
So sue us!

00:00:59.814 --> 00:01:01.941
One moment.

00:01:01.941 --> 00:01:04.527
Do you know who that is?

00:01:04.527 --> 00:01:08.990
who anyone really is?

00:01:08.990 --> 00:01:11.159
I guess I could've just said no.

00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:13.495
The actress.

00:01:13.495 --> 00:01:15.914
the biggest movies last year.

00:01:15.914 --> 00:01:18.833
since I was 12!

00:01:20.001 --> 00:01:23.004
I'm Jarvis Raines.

00:01:23.004 --> 00:01:24.339
It's a pleasure to meet you.

00:01:24.339 --> 00:01:26.007
I know.

00:01:26.007 --> 00:01:27.342
So, what can I do for you?

00:01:27.342 --> 00:01:30.845
that I own this place, and--

00:01:30.845 --> 00:01:33.598
this face.

00:01:35.183 --> 00:01:36.267
Anyway.

00:01:36.267 --> 00:01:39.020
on these dolls,

00:01:39.020 --> 00:01:41.189
responsible for them.

00:01:41.189 --> 00:01:43.274
Well, you're looking at him.

00:01:43.274 --> 00:01:44.359
there are two of us here

00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:45.777
at both of us,

00:01:45.777 --> 00:01:47.112
I'll be more specific.

00:01:47.112 --> 00:01:48.655
It was me.

00:01:48.655 --> 00:01:50.281
you talking about?

00:01:50.281 --> 00:01:51.991
were designed by--

00:01:51.991 --> 00:01:53.451
that sentence on the roof.

00:01:53.451 --> 00:01:54.327
Okay.

00:02:03.837 --> 00:02:06.005
...Aster.

00:02:08.716 --> 00:02:10.385
Buckle up

00:02:10.385 --> 00:02:12.387
And hold on tight

00:02:12.387 --> 00:02:15.265
on a wild ride

00:02:15.265 --> 00:02:18.393
and change the game

00:02:18.393 --> 00:02:21.563
all the way

00:02:21.563 --> 00:02:24.399
and all the downs, downs

00:02:24.399 --> 00:02:25.483
around

00:02:25.483 --> 00:02:25.900
whoa-oa-oh

00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:29.904
whoa-oa-oh

00:02:29.904 --> 00:02:32.991
whoa-oa-oh

00:02:32.991 --> 00:02:34.450
You got me

00:02:34.450 --> 00:02:35.994
I got you

00:02:35.994 --> 00:02:37.328
Here we go

00:02:40.456 --> 00:02:42.083
What's the occasion?

00:02:42.083 --> 00:02:43.334
A funeral.

00:02:43.334 --> 00:02:44.836
for a funeral?

00:02:44.836 --> 00:02:46.171
a cake for Jarvis,

00:02:46.171 --> 00:02:48.173
we're having a funeral.

00:02:49.966 --> 00:02:50.800
I made it for Jarvis

00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:53.011
our meetaversary.

00:02:53.011 --> 00:02:54.637
of the day we met...

00:02:54.637 --> 00:02:54.888
Sorry, dude.

00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:58.516
you made quite an impression.

00:02:58.516 --> 00:03:00.768
In his locker door.

00:03:00.768 --> 00:03:04.522
pay to replace it.

00:03:04.522 --> 00:03:06.858
what the cake is for,

00:03:06.858 --> 00:03:07.859
let me help you.

00:03:07.859 --> 00:03:09.068
Thanks, Aster!

00:03:09.068 --> 00:03:10.695
flowers next to--

00:03:12.363 --> 00:03:14.073
What are you doing?

00:03:14.073 --> 00:03:15.950
from a world of embarrassment.

00:03:15.950 --> 00:03:18.745
this is your meetaversary.

00:03:18.745 --> 00:03:21.748
that are real things!

00:03:21.748 --> 00:03:24.083
the delusional imaginings

00:03:24.083 --> 00:03:26.377
a year after a head trauma,

00:03:26.377 --> 00:03:29.547
reduced brain function.

00:03:29.547 --> 00:03:32.467
about Jarvis.

00:03:32.467 --> 00:03:34.844
today was special.

00:03:34.844 --> 00:03:36.471
It is.

00:03:36.471 --> 00:03:38.473
your good friend Aster

00:03:38.473 --> 00:03:41.059
no one loves you.

00:03:41.059 --> 00:03:43.228
for my cake.

00:03:45.980 --> 00:03:49.359
I work on my designs

00:03:49.359 --> 00:03:51.611
using this...

00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:53.488
thread gun.

00:03:53.488 --> 00:03:55.615
You're funny.

00:03:55.615 --> 00:03:56.616
us designers--

00:03:56.616 --> 00:04:00.620
new "material."

00:04:00.620 --> 00:04:03.581
for your dress designs?

00:04:03.581 --> 00:04:07.585
are things of great beauty.

00:04:07.585 --> 00:04:09.254
Like yourself.

00:04:09.254 --> 00:04:11.798
And myself.

00:04:13.466 --> 00:04:14.842
Who's that?

00:04:14.842 --> 00:04:19.138
who anyone really is?

00:04:19.138 --> 00:04:21.015
I love his outfit!

00:04:21.015 --> 00:04:22.600
talk to him about it.

00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:24.102
No!

00:04:24.102 --> 00:04:25.979
...Need!

00:04:25.979 --> 00:04:27.272
No need.

00:04:27.272 --> 00:04:28.815
that outfit too.

00:04:28.815 --> 00:04:31.609
The jacket, the shirt,

00:04:31.609 --> 00:04:34.862
the... leg shirt.

00:04:34.862 --> 00:04:36.614
Aren't they called "pants"?

00:04:36.614 --> 00:04:39.784
like an amateur.

00:04:41.744 --> 00:04:45.123
I'd like to buy some dynamite?

00:04:45.123 --> 00:04:46.541
is a reasonable answer

00:04:46.541 --> 00:04:48.918
some dynamite?

00:04:48.918 --> 00:04:52.297
Strip-mining it is.

00:04:52.297 --> 00:04:53.756
Enough to blow up, say,

00:04:53.756 --> 00:04:56.676
filled with kids?

00:04:56.676 --> 00:04:58.845
strip-mine.

00:04:58.845 --> 00:05:00.888
Filled with kids.

00:05:00.888 --> 00:05:03.349
Just send me the dynamite!

00:05:03.349 --> 00:05:05.018
Mrs. Bubkes?

00:05:08.479 --> 00:05:09.814
...Can explain.

00:05:09.814 --> 00:05:12.150
be necessary!

00:05:12.150 --> 00:05:14.319
in Candace's voice.

00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:15.820
you've been keeping this secret

00:05:15.820 --> 00:05:17.739
from us all this time.

00:05:18.865 --> 00:05:21.868
You're great at impressions!

00:05:21.868 --> 00:05:23.536
Really?

00:05:23.536 --> 00:05:25.413
is going on here?

00:05:25.413 --> 00:05:26.664
You did it again!

00:05:26.664 --> 00:05:28.666
That is dead-on!

00:05:32.128 --> 00:05:33.796
Listen, Jarvis,

00:05:33.796 --> 00:05:35.715
spending the day with you,

00:05:35.715 --> 00:05:38.718
to ask you something.

00:05:38.718 --> 00:05:41.095
not too forward.

00:05:41.095 --> 00:05:44.432
as "too forward."

00:05:44.432 --> 00:05:46.017
Here goes...

00:05:46.017 --> 00:05:48.853
go to the Award Show Awards--

00:05:48.853 --> 00:05:51.689
awards award shows with awards,

00:05:51.689 --> 00:05:52.940
and I'm up for

00:05:52.940 --> 00:05:54.233
Award Show award

00:05:54.233 --> 00:05:57.070
Award Show Awards.

00:05:57.070 --> 00:05:59.030
Uh-huh?

00:05:59.030 --> 00:06:00.281
And I was wondering,

00:06:00.281 --> 00:06:03.117
if would you be my--

00:06:03.117 --> 00:06:05.370
Yes! Of course I will!

00:06:05.370 --> 00:06:07.330
...Designer? Great!

00:06:07.330 --> 00:06:08.706
It's so sweet of you

00:06:08.706 --> 00:06:10.708
one-of-a-kind dress

00:06:10.708 --> 00:06:12.251
on the red carpet!

00:06:14.837 --> 00:06:16.172
Well...

00:06:16.172 --> 00:06:17.840
I have two options.

00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:19.842
Design a dress,

00:06:19.842 --> 00:06:22.053
or jump off this building hat.

00:06:27.683 --> 00:06:28.851
Now, let's start

00:06:28.851 --> 00:06:29.852
the type of dress

00:06:29.852 --> 00:06:30.853
you'd like me

00:06:30.853 --> 00:06:31.854
for you...

00:06:33.106 --> 00:06:35.858
this online dress shop.

00:06:35.858 --> 00:06:37.360
an outfit

00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.861
that dress is,

00:06:38.861 --> 00:06:41.531
and nothing else.

00:06:41.531 --> 00:06:44.367
a Jarvis Raines original.

00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:50.456
You know what?

00:06:51.958 --> 00:06:53.709
I think we're done.

00:06:55.044 --> 00:06:56.129
just measure it

00:06:56.129 --> 00:06:57.713
it's the right size.

00:06:57.755 --> 00:06:59.132
other thread gun.

00:06:59.132 --> 00:07:00.883
This one's...

00:07:03.886 --> 00:07:05.054
...Broken.

00:07:07.432 --> 00:07:08.516
Hey, Aster.

00:07:08.516 --> 00:07:10.059
to design a dress for me.

00:07:10.059 --> 00:07:11.811
Sure.

00:07:11.811 --> 00:07:13.688
I'm thinking...

00:07:13.688 --> 00:07:16.899
to give you a "cheeky" look.

00:07:16.899 --> 00:07:19.318
your measurements.

00:07:21.863 --> 00:07:23.322
isn't for me.

00:07:23.322 --> 00:07:25.241
this dress for?

00:07:25.241 --> 00:07:27.326
-Is it someone I know?

00:07:27.326 --> 00:07:29.704
seen her around.

00:07:29.704 --> 00:07:31.330
Let's just say...

00:07:31.330 --> 00:07:34.292
special girl.

00:07:34.292 --> 00:07:36.461
before I design the dress.

00:07:36.461 --> 00:07:38.087
No!

00:07:38.087 --> 00:07:39.630
I mean, you can't,

00:07:39.630 --> 00:07:40.965
because...

00:07:40.965 --> 00:07:42.425
it's a surprise gift.

00:07:42.425 --> 00:07:43.634
for a special event

00:07:43.634 --> 00:07:45.428
today.

00:07:45.428 --> 00:07:47.930
it's our meetaversary!

00:07:47.930 --> 00:07:49.432
made for me.

00:07:49.432 --> 00:07:51.309
something great.

00:07:51.309 --> 00:07:52.268
And make him a card.

00:07:52.268 --> 00:07:53.603
Because, for some reason,

00:07:53.603 --> 00:07:57.440
"meetaversary" cards.

00:07:57.440 --> 00:08:00.193
between us guys,

00:08:00.193 --> 00:08:01.944
who's this special girl?

00:08:03.112 --> 00:08:07.450
it's for...

00:08:07.450 --> 00:08:08.576
my grandma.

00:08:08.576 --> 00:08:10.620
It's her 80th birthday.

00:08:10.620 --> 00:08:13.539
your grandmother a dress?

00:08:13.539 --> 00:08:15.500
to be gorgeous.

00:08:17.293 --> 00:08:19.212
Because she lives in Florida.

00:08:20.254 --> 00:08:21.547
All right.

00:08:21.547 --> 00:08:23.883
coming up.

00:08:23.883 --> 00:08:25.343
She's going to love it.

00:08:25.426 --> 00:08:27.720
my grandma would wear.

00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:30.181
a racy dress like this,

00:08:30.181 --> 00:08:32.517
she must be hot!

00:08:32.517 --> 00:08:33.518
She is.

00:08:33.518 --> 00:08:35.853
She lives in Florida.

00:08:35.853 --> 00:08:38.564
Okay.

00:08:38.564 --> 00:08:39.482
I mean, no!

00:08:39.482 --> 00:08:41.734
That's a lot of changes.

00:08:41.734 --> 00:08:43.736
So? Why is that a problem?

00:08:43.736 --> 00:08:45.071
Because...

00:08:45.071 --> 00:08:47.406
of which I am one,

00:08:47.406 --> 00:08:49.575
and emotional.

00:08:49.575 --> 00:08:52.078
can make us go berserk.

00:08:52.078 --> 00:08:53.246
You seem fine.

00:08:54.914 --> 00:08:55.915
That's it!

00:08:55.915 --> 00:08:58.125
as a designer,

00:08:58.125 --> 00:09:00.127
treated so shabbily!

00:09:00.127 --> 00:09:01.879
like this.

00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.675
work like this!

00:09:05.675 --> 00:09:07.510
I was going to do

00:09:07.510 --> 00:09:09.011
in return.

00:09:09.011 --> 00:09:10.596
Really? What?

00:09:10.596 --> 00:09:14.267
to the awards tonight, and--

00:09:14.267 --> 00:09:16.018
Of course I will!

00:09:16.018 --> 00:09:18.729
Finish that sentence.

00:09:18.729 --> 00:09:20.731
to go as my date.

00:09:20.731 --> 00:09:23.901
Yes! Of course I will!

00:09:23.901 --> 00:09:26.028
Get you all those changes.

00:09:26.028 --> 00:09:28.030
Really? Great!

00:09:28.030 --> 00:09:31.409
you "will not work like this."

00:09:31.409 --> 00:09:32.243
It was a joke.

00:09:32.243 --> 00:09:33.828
I was acting.

00:09:33.828 --> 00:09:35.371
give me the award

00:09:35.371 --> 00:09:37.123
a Best Award Show Award Show

00:09:37.123 --> 00:09:40.793
award show host.

00:09:40.793 --> 00:09:42.211
please get out of here

00:09:42.211 --> 00:09:43.963
and go bother someone else?

00:09:43.963 --> 00:09:47.300
enough Candace impressions.

00:09:47.300 --> 00:09:48.634
I love the way

00:09:48.634 --> 00:09:51.470
mean-spirited buffoonishness,

00:09:51.470 --> 00:09:55.141
her unpleasant odour down,

00:09:55.141 --> 00:09:56.142
but do someone else.

00:09:56.142 --> 00:09:57.476
Do Jarvis!

00:09:57.476 --> 00:09:59.020
Ooh, look at me.

00:09:59.020 --> 00:10:00.313
I'm a snot-nosed brat

00:10:00.313 --> 00:10:02.148
from a hard-working,

00:10:02.148 --> 00:10:05.568
young woman.

00:10:05.568 --> 00:10:08.237
like Jarvis at all.

00:10:08.237 --> 00:10:11.657
Really, really handsome.

00:10:11.657 --> 00:10:14.744
That is so Jarvis!

00:10:14.744 --> 00:10:15.995
Who else can you do?

00:10:15.995 --> 00:10:18.497
Ugh... I hate my life.

00:10:18.497 --> 00:10:21.584
Piper, right?

00:10:23.461 --> 00:10:24.670
I've got to find

00:10:24.670 --> 00:10:26.339
for Jarvis.

00:10:26.339 --> 00:10:28.007
Maybe Aster has some ideas.

00:10:28.007 --> 00:10:29.091
That's it!

00:10:29.091 --> 00:10:30.259
as a designer,

00:10:30.259 --> 00:10:32.094
treated so shabbily!

00:10:32.094 --> 00:10:33.346
I cannot work like this!

00:10:33.346 --> 00:10:36.515
work like this!

00:10:36.515 --> 00:10:38.017
He seems busy.

00:10:43.189 --> 00:10:45.191
some advice.

00:10:45.191 --> 00:10:46.192
Sure.

00:10:46.192 --> 00:10:48.027
something on the floor

00:10:48.027 --> 00:10:49.862
and not a bug,

00:10:49.862 --> 00:10:50.780
check again.

00:10:50.780 --> 00:10:52.031
It's probably a bug.

00:10:52.031 --> 00:10:54.033
I ate a bug.

00:10:54.033 --> 00:10:56.035
Good tip...

00:10:56.035 --> 00:10:57.620
on what kind of gift to get--

00:10:57.620 --> 00:10:59.205
this guy I like.

00:10:59.205 --> 00:11:00.206
Tell me about him.

00:11:00.206 --> 00:11:03.626
and cool and handsome.

00:11:03.626 --> 00:11:05.378
really handsome.

00:11:05.378 --> 00:11:07.213
How about a cake?

00:11:07.213 --> 00:11:09.215
be better than that.

00:11:09.215 --> 00:11:10.424
I really like this guy.

00:11:10.424 --> 00:11:11.967
Well, don't worry.

00:11:11.967 --> 00:11:13.886
this mystery guy will love.

00:11:14.887 --> 00:11:16.013
You're the best.

00:11:16.013 --> 00:11:17.598
Me.

00:11:17.598 --> 00:11:19.016
Ooh! A candy!

00:11:20.768 --> 00:11:22.728
Stop moving, candy!

00:11:25.272 --> 00:11:27.024
grandmother not like it?

00:11:27.024 --> 00:11:29.110
screamed "stylish"!

00:11:29.110 --> 00:11:30.444
I made it scream everything,

00:11:30.444 --> 00:11:33.072
have trouble hearing.

00:11:33.072 --> 00:11:37.034
I made the whole thing up.

00:11:37.034 --> 00:11:40.162
The dress isn't for my grandma.

00:11:40.162 --> 00:11:41.706
She's a nudist.

00:11:41.706 --> 00:11:43.332
It's for a girl I like.

00:11:43.332 --> 00:11:44.959
it was for my grandma

00:11:44.959 --> 00:11:46.127
you'd be more likely

00:11:46.127 --> 00:11:47.503
a sweet old lady.

00:11:47.503 --> 00:11:49.130
Why didn't you say so?

00:11:49.130 --> 00:11:51.507
changing my designs,

00:11:51.507 --> 00:11:53.134
to help a dude land a babe!

00:11:53.134 --> 00:11:56.011
Bros before clothes.

00:11:56.011 --> 00:11:58.013
She wears a size--

00:12:01.142 --> 00:12:03.144
Uh-uh. No way.

00:12:03.144 --> 00:12:05.146
until you bring me this girl.

00:12:05.146 --> 00:12:06.897
I refuse to design an outfit

00:12:06.897 --> 00:12:08.983
I haven't seen in person.

00:12:08.983 --> 00:12:10.818
I relaxed that policy

00:12:10.818 --> 00:12:13.028
your grandmother's a nudist.

00:12:20.244 --> 00:12:21.954
you got for me?

00:12:21.954 --> 00:12:24.540
you've got for me.

00:12:24.540 --> 00:12:28.252
A bad case of the "Bowies."

00:12:28.252 --> 00:12:30.087
Bowie? The gift?

00:12:30.087 --> 00:12:32.965
I should get-- this special guy.

00:12:32.965 --> 00:12:34.091
Do you know what he'd like?

00:12:34.091 --> 00:12:36.260
Yes, I do.

00:12:36.260 --> 00:12:39.722
size medium dress shirt.

00:12:39.722 --> 00:12:41.891
something really special.

00:12:41.891 --> 00:12:44.226
get for himself.

00:12:44.226 --> 00:12:47.229
into this guy--

00:12:47.229 --> 00:12:50.232
and I can tell that you are--

00:12:50.232 --> 00:12:51.734
don't buy him something.

00:12:51.734 --> 00:12:53.903
only you can give him.

00:12:53.903 --> 00:12:55.988
make him feel loved.

00:12:55.988 --> 00:12:58.407
will really touch his soul.

00:12:58.407 --> 00:12:59.742
Thanks, Bowie!

00:12:59.742 --> 00:13:02.244
just the thing.

00:13:02.244 --> 00:13:04.997
I was asking for a foot rub,

00:13:04.997 --> 00:13:07.625
touch my sole.

00:13:07.625 --> 00:13:10.753
my toes, and my bunions.

00:13:13.547 --> 00:13:14.590
That's it!

00:13:14.590 --> 00:13:16.175
In all my years as a designer,

00:13:16.175 --> 00:13:18.469
treated so shabbily!

00:13:18.469 --> 00:13:20.304
I cannot work like this!

00:13:20.304 --> 00:13:23.307
work like this!

00:13:23.307 --> 00:13:25.684
than your Bowie!

00:13:25.684 --> 00:13:28.521
And your Bowie was flawless.

00:13:28.521 --> 00:13:29.480
Which is weird,

00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:32.316
has a lot of flaws.

00:13:32.316 --> 00:13:34.318
check this one out.

00:13:37.988 --> 00:13:40.241
Hi, I'm Geneva.

00:13:40.241 --> 00:13:42.326
I never do any work.

00:13:42.326 --> 00:13:43.452
around in a circle

00:13:43.452 --> 00:13:45.871
to do everything for me.

00:13:45.871 --> 00:13:48.123
Wow.

00:13:48.123 --> 00:13:51.126
That is so...

00:13:51.126 --> 00:13:53.295
insulting!

00:13:53.295 --> 00:13:54.797
I'm nothing like that!

00:13:54.797 --> 00:13:56.549
I'm not going to stand here

00:13:56.549 --> 00:13:58.300
and be ridiculed like this.

00:13:58.300 --> 00:13:59.301
I'm leaving!

00:14:05.307 --> 00:14:08.018
open the door for me?

00:14:11.772 --> 00:14:13.107
That's my dress!

00:14:13.107 --> 00:14:14.316
Are you sure?

00:14:14.316 --> 00:14:16.360
Because you wear a...

00:14:17.444 --> 00:14:19.697
Size zero.

00:14:19.697 --> 00:14:21.448
I mean I designed it!

00:14:21.448 --> 00:14:23.576
all the credit.

00:14:23.576 --> 00:14:26.245
take this lying down.

00:14:29.915 --> 00:14:31.584
Well, I may be lying down,

00:14:31.584 --> 00:14:33.961
but I'm not gonna take it!

00:14:41.135 --> 00:14:44.305
figured out the perfect gift.

00:14:44.305 --> 00:14:46.015
you came up with.

00:14:47.975 --> 00:14:49.727
It's perfect!

00:14:49.727 --> 00:14:51.520
of my best friend

00:14:51.520 --> 00:14:54.023
in love with me!

00:14:54.023 --> 00:14:54.940
Huh? What?

00:14:54.940 --> 00:14:56.525
something too.

00:14:56.525 --> 00:14:57.985
Candy.

00:15:01.030 --> 00:15:02.698
That's not for you.

00:15:02.698 --> 00:15:04.366
Have you seen Jarvis?

00:15:04.366 --> 00:15:07.161
he's looking for me.

00:15:07.161 --> 00:15:08.329
a very good job.

00:15:08.329 --> 00:15:09.496
He's across town

00:15:09.496 --> 00:15:11.540
with Jazlyn Simms.

00:15:11.832 --> 00:15:14.501
specially made for her.

00:15:14.501 --> 00:15:17.338
for their meetaversary.

00:15:17.338 --> 00:15:19.673
They met today.

00:15:19.673 --> 00:15:21.967
I'm so stupid.

00:15:23.385 --> 00:15:25.304
say about me!

00:15:25.304 --> 00:15:27.640
We have so much in common!

00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:29.642
That picture's not for you.

00:15:29.642 --> 00:15:30.726
I know it's hard

00:15:30.726 --> 00:15:32.978
how you feel.

00:15:32.978 --> 00:15:34.396
So let me be the one to say it.

00:15:34.396 --> 00:15:36.774
You love me.

00:15:36.774 --> 00:15:38.776
Bowie, I don't love you.

00:15:38.776 --> 00:15:39.985
Yeah, you do.

00:15:39.985 --> 00:15:41.570
You said it yourself.

00:15:41.570 --> 00:15:44.198
is smart, cool, and handsome.

00:15:44.198 --> 00:15:47.451
be talking about?

00:15:50.496 --> 00:15:52.164
It seems these days,

00:15:52.164 --> 00:15:54.500
for everyone.

00:15:54.500 --> 00:15:56.585
Everyone but you.

00:15:56.585 --> 00:15:58.337
Until now!

00:15:58.337 --> 00:16:00.089
Award Show in a Box,

00:16:00.089 --> 00:16:03.509
award show at home!

00:16:03.509 --> 00:16:05.344
with everything you need

00:16:05.344 --> 00:16:06.887
like a winner!

00:16:06.887 --> 00:16:08.013
Your own trophy!

00:16:08.013 --> 00:16:09.890
Designer dress!

00:16:09.890 --> 00:16:11.350
Red carpet!

00:16:11.350 --> 00:16:13.352
And pushy paparazzi!

00:16:13.352 --> 00:16:15.020
Let me see your eyes!

00:16:15.020 --> 00:16:16.355
Big smiles!

00:16:16.355 --> 00:16:19.358
Award Show in a Box.

00:16:19.358 --> 00:16:20.776
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

00:16:20.776 --> 00:16:22.361
The "P" stands for

00:16:22.361 --> 00:16:24.697
your acceptance speech!"