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Hey, who's ready
for family movie night?

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Seriously? This is how
we're gonna spend

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our weekends from now on?

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Yep, this is
what ordinary families do,

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and now that we're
"The Mayhems,"

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we are an ordinary family.

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I found the remote.

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Think I also found
a rat problem.

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Everyone just act normal.

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Oh, look, everybody.
It's our landlady Celia

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and her granddaughter Hartley.

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Hello, landlady Celia
and her granddaughter Hartley.

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Your first months
rent is ten bucks short.

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Oh, sorry about that.
Can you break a twenty?

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Nope.

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You look really familiar.
Do I know you from somewhere?

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No, I don't think so.

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-Well, we were just about to
start family movie night.
-Great.

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What are we watching?
I love a good war movie.

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Uh, on second thought,
we really should get some rest.

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We're still adjusting to the
time difference here in Texas.

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Remind me where
you're from again.

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Tallahassee.
Delaware. Taiwan. Boston.

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We never... stay in
the same place too long.

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Well, that's a red flag.

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I'll take next month'srent, too.

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You are gonna love Texas.

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-Everyone's super friendly.
-I can tell.

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What brought you here anyway?

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Oh, you know,
we just needed a change.

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-It's straight!
-Yeah,

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for someone who put it up
with their eyes closed.

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it's as straight as it's
gonna get.

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All right!

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Mom should be here soon

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and this promotion
is a big deal

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for our entire
supervillain family.

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What I'm trying to say is

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Ka-ching!

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Daddy's gonna buy
a getaway boat.

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Hey, what's wrong with you?

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I've been 13 for a month now

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and I still don't have my power.

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I mean, I don't even have
a villain name.

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My whole life, you guys
have called me "Number Three."

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Well, if it
makes you feel any better,

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we also call you other things.

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Don't worry,
you'll get your power

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unless you're
some freak of nature.

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In which case, we'll still
tell you we love you.

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We'll just be
laughing behind your back.

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What's wrong, honey?
Don't like the banner?

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I busted my *

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to be Chief Commander
of the League of Villains

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and instead, Onyx promotes that
half-lizard freak Slither!

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Oh, I like her! She's--

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not nearly as good
at her job as you are!

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Don't worry, Mom, you'll get
'em next time!

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Oh, there won't be a next time.

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Because I'm gonna tell Onyx
that this family

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is  done being villains!

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What?!

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-Well, we have to get together
another night.
-Bye!

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-Thank you for coming.
-Bye!

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Ugh, being nice is exhausting!

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Don't worry, Mom.

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Okay, I'm gonna fix this.

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I'm gonna find a way to get
our lives back.

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It's too late.

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All that's left now is to
settle into our mediocre lives

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here in the middle of nowhere

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and hope Onyx
and the other villains
don't find us.

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Don't forget about
the authorities.

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Or the superheroes.
They'd love to take us down.

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Yeah, what's their problem
with us anyway?

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I mean, aside from
wanting to take over the world

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and annihilate anyone
in our path...

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we're just like everybody else!

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That's weird.
The bell rang

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but there's still
twenty minutes of class.

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Yeah, weird.

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Amy. Did you use
your sonic power

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-to mimic the bell so you could
get out of class early?
-No.

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Jake Mayhem, please report to
the principal's office--

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Amy!

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Relax. I'm just having fun.

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Plus, I had to get out of class.

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My Math teacher is trying to
make me look bad.

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This is the fourth "F"
he's given me in two weeks!

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Uh, well, maybe it's because

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your answer
to every question is:

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"Can't read girl's test
next to me.'

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You know what?
That teacher is gonna pay.

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There's about to be a
"mysterious" sonic boom

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in the faculty parking lot.

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Amy!

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You do know that every time
you use your powers

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you're putting us
all in danger, right?

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Jake, I've been
a villain my entire life.

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I've always done whatever
I want, whenever I want.

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You can't just expect me
to stop now.

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I'm doing it.

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You're not
helping your case.

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Look, I know it's
an adjustment,

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but you can change.

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Maybe this'll help.

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"How To Become A Better Person"?

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Yeah, I've been working
on becoming

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a better version of myself.

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All my life I've been Chaos,

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the "bad guy"
with super-strength,

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but according to this book,

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my true strength
lies right here.

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Amy, I'm trying to
help you here.

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To become a better person,

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you have to step out
of your comfort zone

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and do things you've never done.

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Like make a friend.

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Jake, I don't make friends

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and even if I did, who
would I be friends with here?

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Hey, neighbors.

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No, no way. Not Hartley.

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She's happy, polite,
and sees the good in everyone.

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She's everything I despise.

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Exactly.

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My book says you should
challenge yourself

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to suppress
your bad instincts,

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which is why you should

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hang out with her after school.

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Yeah, that's
never going to happen.

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Too late!

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Hi-- Hi, Hartley.

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Um...

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I was wondering if
maybe you would want to...

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What I mean is,
maybe we could--

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Get you a bucket?

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She wants to
hang out after school.

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Oh, you mean like be friends?

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Mm-hmm.

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That would be amazing!

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I mean, we live so close,

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we could hang out all the time.

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I'll see you at your house
after school...

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and every day after that.

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Yay, you did it!

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Eva, your evil genius husband,
just created a device

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that can trap
anyone in another dimension.

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I thought you were
fixing the microwave.

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This was the microwave.

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Check it out.

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Whoa!

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Excuse me,
you almost trapped your wife

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in another dimension.

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Well, you're always saying
I never take you anywhere.

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Fine, I'll put it in the
secret lair in the basement.

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We don't have a basement.

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We do now.

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Oh, can we just move down here
and not tell the kids?

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I was gonna move
down there and not tell you.

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Hey, how about I lock you
down there and I tell no one?

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Ooh.

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Did you buy a water cooler?

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No, I just assumed
you bought it.

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Surprise!
I finally got my power.

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I'm a shapeshifter.

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Oh, I was more
excited about the water cooler.

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Wow, a shapeshifter
just like his grandpa,

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may he rest in peace.

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I mean, if he is dead.

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I'm pretty sure
he just shape-shifted

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into a coffin to avoid
grandma's nagging.

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And congrats, Colb.

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But remember, no using your
power outside the house ever.

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Well, I was hoping
we could use it

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to scare the pants
off the locals

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If we did that,
we'd be terrible role models.

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I'm in.

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Okay, Hartley should
be here any minute.

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Oh, Jake,
this is a waste of time.

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I don't want friends.

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I want to be back home
living my old life

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and plotting revenge against

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everyone's favorite superhero,
Starling.

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Still mad because
you kicked your *?

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She did not kick my *.

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Come on,
the whole world saw it.

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There's even a meme.

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What?!

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Who would even make
something like that?

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I did.

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Now you know why I'm
trying to be a better person.

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Okay, she's here.

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Remember,
control your villain instincts.

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Will you chill?
I've got this.

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Hey, Amy.

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Wow, held out longer than
I thought.

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Sorry about that, Hartley.
This place is  drafty .

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Sorry I'm late,

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I had a meeting with
the Sunshine Club.

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For students who find
ways to help the community,

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You know, spread
a little sunshine.

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Since we're friends,
you're an honorary member.

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Oh, this is too good
to pass up.

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Oh, it's four o'clock.

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Catching Up
With the Supers is on.

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The superhero reality show?

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How can you
watch that junk?

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"Junk"?

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Superheroes are inspiring.

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They represent the
best parts of all of us.

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Starling.

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There's Starling,
she's my favorite.

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Uh-oh.

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Even though I'm a superhero
with incredible powers,

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I just want what
every other girl wants.

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Good friends,
social media likes,

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and for all of you

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to buy my new Starling light-up
high tops, in stores now.

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Isn't she amazing?

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Not even Havoc's Sonic Scream
could take her down.

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Starling totally
kicked her *.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
she didn't.

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-I'm pretty sure she did.
-I'm pretty sure she didn't.

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I'm pretty sure...

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I'm pretty sure you should
quit now before this gets ugly.

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Okay, Amy, why don't we go
make some popcorn?

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Oh, I'm gonna make
something pop.

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Amy, breathe,
Hartley is challenging you

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not to use your
villain instincts,

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Amy, breathe,
Hartley is challenging you

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and you're doing great.

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Ah! No. Give...

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me... the fork.

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Give me the fork!

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Uh, wait, didn't there used
to be a microwave over there?

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Oh yeah, Dad turned it
into that device

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that can zap people
into another dimension.

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Like really annoying
perky people.

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Amy, Amy!
Come back, Get back here.

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You've gotta see this
view of Havoc

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after Starling
kicked her *.

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I saw the meme!

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Not this one. I just made it.

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-That's it!
-Amy, no!

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Wow, Jake,
for a good person,

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you just did a really bad thing.

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I just sent our neighbor
to another dimension.

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What are we gonna do?

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I say we rifle
through her closet.

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Hey! Say hello to our new dog.

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We figured he'd help us
to blend in.

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-Go ahead, pet him.
-I'm good.

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Oh, come on, pet him.

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-I don't wanna pet him.
-Will you just pet the dog?!

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Fine.

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Aw, he's gonna cute.
Who's a good boy?

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Who's a good boy--?
Ahhh!

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I love scaring children.

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I got my power.

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Oh, we've been using it to
mess with people all day.

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Oh, oh, and if you see
a news story

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about a bull
driving a golf cart,

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that was me!

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What is wrong with you people?

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We're supposed
to be blending in.

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He is right.

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Shame on you
for doing something

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that could expose our secret.

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Hey, Jake, what do you do today?

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Uh... Dad,

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we may have used your device

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to send Hartley
to another dimension.

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Oh, "we"? No, no.
That was all you.

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And it was delightful.

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Hartley, you in there?

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It's Celia.
What are we gonna do?

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Really?! Way to have our backs.

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Shh. If we're quiet,
she'll go away.

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Oh, look. She has a key.

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Uh, hey, Celia.
We were just playing a game

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Uh, "Who could go the longest
without answering the door."

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That's a stupid game.

00:12:46.978 --> 00:12:48.021
Where's Hartley?

00:12:48.063 --> 00:12:49.481
She said she
was coming here,

00:12:49.523 --> 00:12:51.024
but she's not
answering her phone.

00:12:51.066 --> 00:12:54.277
Hartley--
I--I haven't seen Hartley,

00:12:54.319 --> 00:12:55.737
Amy, have you seen Hartley?

00:12:56.071 --> 00:12:57.531
Oh, come on!

00:13:01.201 --> 00:13:02.410
Okay.

00:13:14.089 --> 00:13:17.467
Wow, now this is what
I call a secret lair.

00:13:17.467 --> 00:13:20.220
-Were you ever tell
us about this place?
-Nope.

00:13:20.262 --> 00:13:22.973
But at least now we can all
use it as an escape from Jake.

00:13:23.014 --> 00:13:24.432
There you are.

00:13:25.725 --> 00:13:28.436
-Did you get rid of Celia?
-No.

00:13:28.478 --> 00:13:29.771
And if she finds
out Hartley's missing,

00:13:29.813 --> 00:13:31.398
she's gonna call the police

00:13:31.439 --> 00:13:32.274
and they're gonna start
asking questions

00:13:32.357 --> 00:13:34.067
and we'll be on the run again

00:13:34.109 --> 00:13:35.277
and I have a really big
Spanish test tomorrow

00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:36.987
that I wanna do
muy bueno on

00:13:37.028 --> 00:13:38.446
And that, kids,
is why we call Jake

00:13:38.488 --> 00:13:40.240
the dented can of the family.

00:13:42.242 --> 00:13:44.995
All right, look, this device
can only send people

00:13:45.036 --> 00:13:46.997
to another dimension,
but it's possible

00:13:47.038 --> 00:13:48.456
I could make a similar
device to send Hartley

00:13:48.498 --> 00:13:49.833
from the other dimension
to here.

00:13:49.875 --> 00:13:51.459
I would just need some time.

00:13:51.501 --> 00:13:53.128
Well, how do we stall Celia?

00:13:53.753 --> 00:13:56.089
Ooh. I have an idea.

00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:00.010
Stop sulking, Colby.

00:14:00.051 --> 00:14:02.804
At least you get to
use your shapeshifting power.

00:14:03.805 --> 00:14:06.057
I will never
forgive you for this.

00:14:06.808 --> 00:14:09.019
Yeah, yeah, add it to the list.
Come on.

00:14:14.816 --> 00:14:15.650
What's up, Celia?

00:14:17.027 --> 00:14:18.612
Excuse me?

00:14:18.653 --> 00:14:20.530
Where have you been?

00:14:20.572 --> 00:14:22.240
We're late for
your dentist appointment.

00:14:22.866 --> 00:14:23.617
Dentist appointment?

00:14:23.658 --> 00:14:25.160
She hates the dentist.

00:14:25.201 --> 00:14:27.078
Always trying to get out of it.
Let's go.

00:14:35.337 --> 00:14:36.504
Hartley, come on.

00:14:36.546 --> 00:14:37.547
Don't leave. No, stay.

00:14:37.589 --> 00:14:39.090
What are you doing?

00:14:39.132 --> 00:14:40.175
What are you doing?

00:14:41.676 --> 00:14:43.261
Hartley, get in the car.

00:14:44.763 --> 00:14:45.597
Wait!

00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.349
You can't go yet

00:14:47.390 --> 00:14:49.601
because there's
a problem in the house.

00:14:50.602 --> 00:14:52.479
The lights keep flickering.

00:14:53.104 --> 00:14:54.522
Not since I've been here.

00:14:58.818 --> 00:15:00.570
Aye, that's dangerous.

00:15:00.612 --> 00:15:03.114
Ooh. You should probably
fix that now.

00:15:04.407 --> 00:15:07.077
Hartley, go get my tool belt.

00:15:11.623 --> 00:15:13.917
Okay, the new device
is finished.

00:15:13.958 --> 00:15:15.543
Now we just have to
figure out

00:15:15.585 --> 00:15:17.295
which one of us
is going in to get her.

00:15:21.007 --> 00:15:22.592
Me? Why me?

00:15:22.634 --> 00:15:25.261
Come on! It'll be like
our villain days.

00:15:25.303 --> 00:15:26.596
I always pushed you first.

00:15:26.638 --> 00:15:28.264
You remember the volcano?

00:15:28.306 --> 00:15:30.558
You screamed
all the way down.

00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:32.185
Yeah it was a volcano.

00:15:32.227 --> 00:15:33.561
-That was the dumbest idea for
-Oh, come on...

00:15:33.603 --> 00:15:35.021
a Christmas card we've ever had.

00:15:35.063 --> 00:15:36.981
Ahh! I'll go!

00:15:37.023 --> 00:15:39.567
Even another dimension has
to be better than this place.

00:15:42.028 --> 00:15:44.572
Uh, Dad,
these devices are identical.

00:15:44.614 --> 00:15:46.533
Yup, I'm that good.

00:15:48.701 --> 00:15:50.453
So which is the new one?

00:15:53.832 --> 00:15:55.834
-You don't know?
-Of course, I know.

00:15:56.084 --> 00:15:57.210
That one.

00:15:58.002 --> 00:15:59.587
Are you sure?

00:15:59.629 --> 00:16:01.673
Yes, here. I'll approve it.

00:16:04.134 --> 00:16:05.593
Hop through the portal.

00:16:05.635 --> 00:16:07.053
Once you're in there,
count to two,

00:16:07.095 --> 00:16:08.888
hit the button,
you'll pop right back out.

00:16:09.514 --> 00:16:10.640
Okay, if you say so.

00:16:15.186 --> 00:16:17.856
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi...

00:16:20.567 --> 00:16:22.485
I really thought
that was the right one.

00:16:26.489 --> 00:16:27.740
Unbelievable.

00:16:27.782 --> 00:16:28.992
Oh, who am I kidding?

00:16:29.033 --> 00:16:30.618
It's my dad. Totally believable.

00:16:31.661 --> 00:16:32.620
Amy!

00:16:33.621 --> 00:16:35.206
What's going on?

00:16:35.248 --> 00:16:37.584
What is this place
and how did I get here?

00:16:37.625 --> 00:16:39.586
Funny story.

00:16:39.627 --> 00:16:41.629
My dad's a scientist
and he created this device.

00:16:41.671 --> 00:16:43.590
It can send people
to another dimension,

00:16:43.631 --> 00:16:45.175
but it sent you here,
so I came to save you.

00:16:45.216 --> 00:16:46.968
but my dad gave me
the wrong device

00:16:47.010 --> 00:16:48.636
so now we're both stuck here
until he comes and saves us.

00:16:48.678 --> 00:16:50.513
Whew! Is that an
inter-dimensional sunrise?

00:16:50.555 --> 00:16:51.598
Pretty, let's watch it.

00:16:53.349 --> 00:16:55.685
Amy, I don't want to be here.

00:16:55.727 --> 00:16:57.729
This place is creepy.

00:16:58.354 --> 00:16:59.939
Oh, it's not that bad.

00:16:59.981 --> 00:17:01.816
Aside from those giant
rocks flying towards us.

00:17:01.900 --> 00:17:02.984
Get down!

00:17:05.195 --> 00:17:08.239
Okay, now I really want
out of here.

00:17:08.281 --> 00:17:10.909
Don't worry, I'm sure
my dad will be here any minute.

00:17:12.577 --> 00:17:13.661
One of us has to
go in there and save them.

00:17:13.703 --> 00:17:14.954
I know, I know.

00:17:16.289 --> 00:17:17.373
You hungry?

00:17:20.084 --> 00:17:21.961
What is up with these rocks?

00:17:23.046 --> 00:17:24.339
Look out!

00:17:25.590 --> 00:17:27.175
That was close.

00:17:29.719 --> 00:17:30.678
Uh-oh.

00:17:31.804 --> 00:17:34.682
-Hartley, I can explain!
-That was a Sonic Blast.

00:17:35.141 --> 00:17:36.684
I knew you looked familiar.

00:17:37.936 --> 00:17:39.354
You're Havoc!

00:17:39.395 --> 00:17:41.814
Yeah, well,
that pretty much sums it up.

00:17:42.815 --> 00:17:45.568
That means your dad
isn't just some scientist,

00:17:45.610 --> 00:17:46.945
he's Craniac!

00:17:46.986 --> 00:17:49.322
You and your
entire villain family

00:17:49.364 --> 00:17:51.032
have been hiding out
of my grandma's house.

00:17:53.618 --> 00:17:54.786
What was that?

00:17:55.495 --> 00:17:57.956
I think I just figured out why
these rocks are flying around

00:17:57.997 --> 00:17:59.707
When we got zapped here,
it created a rift

00:17:59.749 --> 00:18:01.417
in the dimensional continuum

00:18:01.459 --> 00:18:03.169
and it's *ing everything in.

00:18:03.670 --> 00:18:05.129
What does that mean?

00:18:05.171 --> 00:18:06.673
Let's just say
it looks like you've

00:18:06.714 --> 00:18:08.675
attended your last
Sunshine Club meeting.

00:18:18.768 --> 00:18:20.770
Great, so not only did you
lie to me

00:18:20.812 --> 00:18:22.647
and sent me to
another dimension,

00:18:22.689 --> 00:18:24.691
now you're gonna get
me * into a black hole.

00:18:24.732 --> 00:18:28.194
Oh, Hartley, so dramatic.

00:18:28.986 --> 00:18:30.738
I have every right to be.

00:18:30.780 --> 00:18:32.740
How could you not
tell me you're a villain?

00:18:32.782 --> 00:18:34.659
Well, aside from the
fact that we're on the run,

00:18:34.701 --> 00:18:37.161
it's not really the kind
of thing to share with people.

00:18:37.662 --> 00:18:39.038
You could have told me.

00:18:39.831 --> 00:18:41.749
I thought you
wanted to be my friend.

00:18:41.791 --> 00:18:43.626
Why would you betray me?

00:18:44.001 --> 00:18:45.420
Because I'm a villain.

00:18:46.087 --> 00:18:48.214
Maybe Amy on the outside,
but on the inside,

00:18:48.256 --> 00:18:49.674
I'm still Havoc.

00:18:50.508 --> 00:18:53.094
And the only person
I have ever cared about is me.

00:18:54.637 --> 00:18:57.932
Well, and my family.
That's why we're on the run.

00:18:58.766 --> 00:19:00.143
What do you mean?

00:19:01.561 --> 00:19:02.854
I guess since we're
about to be

00:19:02.895 --> 00:19:04.647
* into the sky,
I can tell you.

00:19:05.815 --> 00:19:07.859
Well, there won't be
a next time

00:19:07.900 --> 00:19:09.610
because I am
going to tell Onyx

00:19:09.652 --> 00:19:12.280
that this family
is done being villains.

00:19:12.321 --> 00:19:13.656
What?

00:19:13.698 --> 00:19:15.783
No way,
we can't stop being villains.

00:19:15.825 --> 00:19:16.784
It's who we are.

00:19:16.826 --> 00:19:18.286
I'll talk to Onyx.

00:19:21.706 --> 00:19:24.208
- No.
- But my mom worked really hard.

00:19:24.250 --> 00:19:28.838
Your mother isn't worthy
of leading my evil legions.

00:19:29.464 --> 00:19:32.175
She can't even
lead her own family.

00:19:32.216 --> 00:19:35.428
That's why you were
defeated by Starling.

00:19:35.470 --> 00:19:37.472
You're all weak.

00:19:38.139 --> 00:19:39.807
I don't care who you are.

00:19:39.849 --> 00:19:42.477
No one calls my family weak.

00:19:49.734 --> 00:19:51.819
How dare you?

00:19:54.322 --> 00:19:57.325
Destroy her and her family.

00:20:00.369 --> 00:20:01.996
-How did it go?
-Not good.

00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:03.414
Run!

00:20:10.338 --> 00:20:12.465
-Wow.
-Yeah.

00:20:12.506 --> 00:20:14.258
I should have
just kept my mouth shut

00:20:14.300 --> 00:20:15.593
and none of this
would have happened.

00:20:15.635 --> 00:20:17.595
No! Standing up for your family

00:20:17.637 --> 00:20:19.597
is always the right thing to do.

00:20:19.639 --> 00:20:22.975
You know, you may be
Amy on the outside,

00:20:23.017 --> 00:20:24.852
but after hearing that,

00:20:24.894 --> 00:20:28.022
I actually gotta respect
the Havoc on the inside.

00:20:28.689 --> 00:20:29.732
Thanks.

00:20:34.612 --> 00:20:37.698
This is bad.
I wish Starling was here.

00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:40.243
-To save us?
-No, so she gets * in, too.

00:20:44.872 --> 00:20:46.290
Look, it's Jake!

00:20:48.042 --> 00:20:50.294
Finally. You didn't
want to come, did you?

00:20:50.378 --> 00:20:51.879
Of course, not.
Dad pushed me in.

00:20:52.838 --> 00:20:53.881
Behind you!

00:20:58.636 --> 00:21:00.471
Well, way to go, Jake.

00:21:00.513 --> 00:21:02.598
Now she knows our secret.

00:21:08.938 --> 00:21:10.189
Found your tool belt, Grandma.

00:21:10.231 --> 00:21:12.149
I also found your crossbow?

00:21:13.442 --> 00:21:15.569
What's a woman your age
doing with a crossbow?

00:21:15.611 --> 00:21:17.905
You keep talking about
my age and you'll find out.

00:21:19.573 --> 00:21:21.033
I'll go check the fuse box.

00:21:21.909 --> 00:21:22.910
-No, no!
-Hartley, wait!

00:21:22.952 --> 00:21:23.911
Grandma!

00:21:23.953 --> 00:21:24.954
Hartley?

00:21:25.579 --> 00:21:26.580
Hartley?

00:21:26.622 --> 00:21:28.165
No, um...

00:21:28.207 --> 00:21:30.835
Flickering lights must have
messed with your eyes.

00:21:30.876 --> 00:21:31.919
That's...

00:21:37.133 --> 00:21:38.175
Colby.

00:21:38.217 --> 00:21:39.468
Sup, Celia?

00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:44.014
Grandma! You will never
believe what just--

00:21:47.017 --> 00:21:49.270
You know what?
Never mind. I missed you.

00:21:50.438 --> 00:21:52.857
Miss me? You've been
here the whole time.

00:21:52.898 --> 00:21:53.941
I have?

00:21:54.567 --> 00:21:57.236
Here she goes again,
pretending she bumped her head

00:21:57.278 --> 00:21:59.280
so she doesn't have
to go to the dentist.

00:22:00.072 --> 00:22:02.533
Well, speaking of which,

00:22:02.575 --> 00:22:03.826
you should go.

00:22:03.868 --> 00:22:05.703
Well, what about
the flickering lights?

00:22:05.745 --> 00:22:06.829
I've grown used to it.

00:22:06.871 --> 00:22:08.330
Kind of like a disco.

00:22:10.458 --> 00:22:12.126
Hey! Wait.

00:22:13.711 --> 00:22:15.337
You didn't tell her
what happened.

00:22:15.921 --> 00:22:17.465
And risk her knowing the truth?

00:22:18.257 --> 00:22:20.050
I couldn't do that
to my friend.

00:22:21.051 --> 00:22:23.012
Look, you may be villains,

00:22:23.053 --> 00:22:25.514
but everyone deserves
a chance to be better.

00:22:26.474 --> 00:22:27.725
Your secret's safe with me.

00:22:29.310 --> 00:22:31.061
By the way, Jake,
you're in the clear.

00:22:31.103 --> 00:22:32.646
Amy's the one
who told me your secret.

00:22:33.856 --> 00:22:35.774
Gotta stay honest. See ya.

00:22:37.026 --> 00:22:39.111
You told her our secret?!

00:22:41.030 --> 00:22:42.865
Who's the dented can now?

00:22:42.907 --> 00:22:44.200
Still you.

00:22:48.704 --> 00:22:51.332
-What a day, huh?
-It certainly was.

00:22:52.625 --> 00:22:54.960
Are your parents still freaked
out that I know the secret?

00:23:00.633 --> 00:23:01.759
A little.

00:23:02.801 --> 00:23:05.804
It's crazy to think that if we
didn't go to another dimension,

00:23:05.846 --> 00:23:07.014
I might never know the truth.

00:23:08.098 --> 00:23:09.725
But now that I do,

00:23:09.767 --> 00:23:11.769
I guess we're
officially friends.

00:23:12.019 --> 00:23:15.856
Yeah. I guess we are.
Just don't tell Jake.

00:23:16.398 --> 00:23:18.025
I can't give him that victory.

00:23:19.568 --> 00:23:20.986
Okay.

00:23:21.028 --> 00:23:22.905
I know your life
is upside down right now,

00:23:22.947 --> 00:23:25.866
now, but maybe I can help
you just a little.

00:23:25.908 --> 00:23:28.911
You know, teach you not
to always be so bad.

00:23:30.037 --> 00:23:33.040
I couldn't be called that
as long as I can teach you

00:23:33.082 --> 00:23:34.541
not to always be so nice.

00:23:35.167 --> 00:23:36.710
I mean, you're a total doormat.

00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:39.338
And you're a sociopath.

00:23:41.215 --> 00:23:42.883
Then this should work out well.