WEBVTT 00:00:04.968 --> 00:00:06.636 - Well, it's kinda hard for me to say. 00:00:07.887 --> 00:00:10.306 But since I got out, there's this place I've been going to. 00:00:11.307 --> 00:00:14.436 There's a minister there, Dr. Payne. 00:00:15.979 --> 00:00:19.607 He's all about this *** called, um, personal accountability. 00:00:20.942 --> 00:00:24.154 And part of that is facing up to people that you've hurt in the past, 00:00:25.655 --> 00:00:27.032 making amends and ***. 00:00:28.408 --> 00:00:29.659 So I came here today to, 00:00:31.077 --> 00:00:32.537 to tell you that, uh, 00:00:35.206 --> 00:00:37.292 that I deeply regret shooting you in the ass. 00:00:39.377 --> 00:00:41.588 You know, it was funny to me at the time, 00:00:41.588 --> 00:00:45.008 but now I realize that even though it was super funny, 00:00:46.384 --> 00:00:47.677 it was also wrong. 00:00:48.803 --> 00:00:50.847 So I just wanna say to you... 00:00:50.847 --> 00:00:52.057 that I'm sorry-- 00:00:52.057 --> 00:00:53.725 You didn't shoot me in my ass. 00:00:55.643 --> 00:00:58.271 It was the devil that shot me in my ass. 00:00:59.147 --> 00:01:01.483 All that crazy *** we did back in the day, 00:01:02.067 --> 00:01:03.651 the devil made us do it. 00:01:07.447 --> 00:01:09.032 - Nah, homey, I'm pretty sure it was me. 00:01:09.657 --> 00:01:12.202 'Cause I actually remember I was gonna shoot you in the leg, 00:01:12.202 --> 00:01:14.079 but then at the last second I thought, "Ah, *** it. 00:01:14.704 --> 00:01:16.581 It'll be funnier if I shoot him in the ass." 00:01:16.581 --> 00:01:18.541 - And who do you think told you the ass would be funnier? 00:01:19.125 --> 00:01:20.543 The devil, bro. 00:01:20.543 --> 00:01:22.587 That dude's got a sick sense of humor. 00:01:23.546 --> 00:01:24.798 I was just like you. 00:01:25.381 --> 00:01:27.967 Weighed down by all the evil *** that I did. 00:01:27.967 --> 00:01:30.678 But once I realized that it was the devil's fault, 00:01:30.678 --> 00:01:32.347 poof, 00:01:32.347 --> 00:01:33.807 all that guilt washed away. 00:01:34.808 --> 00:01:36.643 So I appreciate you coming here today. 00:01:36.643 --> 00:01:38.353 But you don't owe me an apology. 00:01:38.937 --> 00:01:40.563 The devil did us both dirty. 00:01:42.232 --> 00:01:44.234 - Hey, dawg, you sure about this devil ***? 00:01:45.819 --> 00:01:47.862 The devil is all around us, my dude. 00:01:48.488 --> 00:01:49.948 And he's making you do ***. 00:01:53.368 --> 00:01:55.203 Spread the gospel. 00:02:04.504 --> 00:02:05.547 - Ah. 00:02:12.554 --> 00:02:14.848 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 00:02:14.848 --> 00:02:18.226 ♪ 00:02:29.737 --> 00:02:32.407 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 00:02:32.407 --> 00:02:40.456 ♪ 00:02:49.215 --> 00:02:52.427 ♪ 00:02:58.474 --> 00:02:59.434 Julio, I don't even know 00:02:59.434 --> 00:03:01.269 the last time I saw your hair messy. 00:03:01.811 --> 00:03:02.896 What are you trying to hide? 00:03:02.896 --> 00:03:04.564 - Let it go. - No, no, I'll show you right now. 00:03:04.564 --> 00:03:05.982 - Hey. - Oh. 00:03:05.982 --> 00:03:07.442 Oh! 00:03:07.442 --> 00:03:09.110 - Damn, okay. Ninja Warrior over here. 00:03:09.110 --> 00:03:12.405 - I've seen his hair messy plenty of times. 00:03:12.405 --> 00:03:14.115 Miren. I got pics. 00:03:18.244 --> 00:03:19.871 - It sticks straight up. 00:03:20.496 --> 00:03:21.706 Oh, that reminds me, 00:03:21.706 --> 00:03:26.085 Aiden, there's something you want to ask your tío Julio and tía Maggie. 00:03:26.794 --> 00:03:29.714 - Will you be my nino and nina for my first communion? 00:03:30.924 --> 00:03:32.592 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 00:03:33.301 --> 00:03:34.552 - Of course, mijo. 00:03:34.552 --> 00:03:36.054 - Ye-yeah, mijo, we'd love it. 00:03:53.655 --> 00:03:55.782 - Good luck getting rid of me now, Julio. 00:04:03.915 --> 00:04:04.999 - Hey. 00:04:04.999 --> 00:04:06.793 - Jesus! You ***in' creeper. 00:04:06.793 --> 00:04:08.294 - Hey, do you really think it's a good idea 00:04:08.294 --> 00:04:09.712 to have Maggie as the godmother? 00:04:09.712 --> 00:04:10.797 - Why wouldn't it be? 00:04:10.797 --> 00:04:13.424 - Well, I think Ana's feelings are hurt because you didn't ask her. 00:04:13.424 --> 00:04:15.760 You know, she's family. Maggie's not. 00:04:15.760 --> 00:04:17.512 Uh, not interested. God isn't real. 00:04:17.512 --> 00:04:20.306 When you die you go into the ground. End of story. 00:04:21.015 --> 00:04:22.016 - See? 00:04:22.016 --> 00:04:25.520 - Well, the other thing is me and Maggie just got back together again. 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:26.980 You know our history. 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:28.982 Who knows how long we're gonna be together this time? 00:04:28.982 --> 00:04:31.234 And then Aiden could lose his nina. 00:04:31.234 --> 00:04:32.485 Poor little guy. 00:04:32.485 --> 00:04:35.196 - Shut up, Julio. No one gives a *** about godparents. 00:04:35.196 --> 00:04:36.906 Do you remember who your padrinos are? 00:04:36.906 --> 00:04:38.700 - Socorro and Vicente. Great people. 00:04:38.700 --> 00:04:39.784 I'm actually gonna go see them later. 00:04:39.784 --> 00:04:42.662 - Oh, that's weird because they're dead and those aren't their names. 00:04:43.121 --> 00:04:44.455 - Okay, so what are their names? 00:04:44.455 --> 00:04:46.332 I'll go visit their graves and pay my respects. 00:04:47.375 --> 00:04:49.335 - I don't even believe in any of this Catholic *** anyways. 00:04:49.335 --> 00:04:50.753 I'm just trying to get this over with. 00:04:50.753 --> 00:04:52.255 - Wait, you don't believe? - Ew, no. 00:04:52.755 --> 00:04:54.799 Just doing it for my mom and abuelita. 00:04:54.799 --> 00:04:57.010 Wait. Do you believe? - Of course not. 00:04:58.344 --> 00:04:59.929 - Why do you care if Maggie's madrina? 00:05:01.014 --> 00:05:03.474 - Okay. Fine, then. Yeah. Great choice. - I know. 00:05:03.474 --> 00:05:04.851 - I love it. 00:05:04.851 --> 00:05:06.019 Maggie's the madrina. 00:05:06.019 --> 00:05:07.145 - You dumbass. 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:10.189 ♪ ominous music on TV ♪ 00:05:19.115 --> 00:05:20.825 Oh, jeez. Jeez! Oh, jeez! 00:05:20.825 --> 00:05:22.160 Oh, no, no, no. 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:23.286 No, no. 00:05:23.995 --> 00:05:24.996 Aiden. 00:05:26.289 --> 00:05:29.792 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 00:05:29.792 --> 00:05:31.544 ♪ 00:05:31.544 --> 00:05:34.964 So I guess you're pretty excited to have your tía Maggie as your godmother, huh? 00:05:35.423 --> 00:05:36.424 - Yeah. 00:05:36.424 --> 00:05:38.801 - The thing is, I don't think you should be. 00:05:39.469 --> 00:05:42.013 Your tía Maggie, she's bad. 00:05:42.013 --> 00:05:44.265 She's mean to your tío Julio. 00:05:44.265 --> 00:05:45.892 - What does she do to you? 00:05:45.892 --> 00:05:47.602 - She calls me nasty names. 00:05:48.770 --> 00:05:50.104 Like Pepperoni Tits. 00:05:51.606 --> 00:05:54.484 - That's funny. - Well, that's not all she does. 00:05:55.693 --> 00:05:56.694 She also hits me. 00:05:57.570 --> 00:05:58.571 - She does? 00:05:58.571 --> 00:06:01.115 - Yeah, she hits me really hard, and it hurts a lot. 00:06:01.783 --> 00:06:05.119 And if you let her be your godmother, she might start hitting you too. 00:06:05.995 --> 00:06:08.623 Also, she worships the devil. 00:06:08.623 --> 00:06:10.249 Does she drink your blood? 00:06:10.249 --> 00:06:11.959 - I've lost so much blood, mijo. 00:06:12.460 --> 00:06:14.045 - Is that why you look so old? 00:06:14.045 --> 00:06:16.506 ♪ 00:06:16.506 --> 00:06:17.715 - Yes. 00:06:17.715 --> 00:06:18.841 - Don't cry, tío. 00:06:18.841 --> 00:06:20.259 - I'm not crying. - Oh. 00:06:20.760 --> 00:06:22.804 Kinda looked like you were going to cry for a second. 00:06:22.804 --> 00:06:24.305 - No, I wasn't. - Oh. 00:06:24.305 --> 00:06:26.182 Okay, kids, it's time to go. 00:06:27.475 --> 00:06:29.769 - Okay, just tell your mom you don't want your tía Maggie 00:06:29.769 --> 00:06:31.104 to be your madrina, okay? 00:06:31.104 --> 00:06:32.855 - Okay. - I'll protect you. Give me a hug. 00:06:33.689 --> 00:06:35.066 Get outta here. Go, go. 00:06:38.194 --> 00:06:41.072 - We are all animals, my lady. 00:06:42.073 --> 00:06:44.575 Most are too afraid to see it. 00:06:45.701 --> 00:06:46.702 Hey. 00:06:47.412 --> 00:06:48.913 How are the amends going? 00:06:48.913 --> 00:06:50.373 I know that *** can be hard. 00:06:50.373 --> 00:06:51.916 - No, I'm not doing that *** anymore. 00:06:51.916 --> 00:06:53.584 Turns out the devil made me do all that stuff, 00:06:53.584 --> 00:06:55.253 so it wasn't even my fault. 00:06:55.253 --> 00:06:57.630 - What are you talking about, the devil made you do it? 00:06:57.630 --> 00:06:59.882 - Julio, you ***ing pendejo! 00:06:59.882 --> 00:07:03.302 - Did you tell Aiden that Maggie hits you and worships the devil? 00:07:03.302 --> 00:07:05.513 - What? - It was a joke. 00:07:05.513 --> 00:07:07.056 That ***in' snitch wasn't supposed to tell. 00:07:07.056 --> 00:07:09.225 And also, I was just giving you an out. 00:07:09.225 --> 00:07:11.436 You know, just in case you don't wanna be Aiden's godmother. 00:07:11.436 --> 00:07:13.729 - I didn't ask for an out. 00:07:13.729 --> 00:07:15.189 What the *** is wrong with you? 00:07:15.189 --> 00:07:18.025 - You know what, Julio? You're fired as padrino. 00:07:18.025 --> 00:07:19.277 - Good. It's what you get. 00:07:19.277 --> 00:07:20.862 - Hey, Luis, you wanna be Aiden's nino? 00:07:21.654 --> 00:07:24.490 - Oh, wow. It's a lot of responsibility. 00:07:25.074 --> 00:07:26.742 You know, protecting him from the devil and all. 00:07:26.742 --> 00:07:28.661 Just wonder if I'm up for the task at hand. 00:07:28.661 --> 00:07:30.455 - Just ***in' say yes, goddamn it. - Alright. Yes, I'll do it. 00:07:32.206 --> 00:07:34.375 Sabes que? I could get him a piñata for the after-party. 00:07:35.460 --> 00:07:38.171 - People don't buy piñatas for a First Communion, dumbass. 00:07:38.171 --> 00:07:39.714 - You clearly don't know what you're talking about. 00:07:39.714 --> 00:07:40.882 You just got fired, ***. 00:07:40.882 --> 00:07:42.925 - Why the *** would you tell Aiden I hit you? 00:07:42.925 --> 00:07:43.885 - It was a joke! 00:07:47.054 --> 00:07:51.476 ♪ mariachi music playing ♪ 00:08:07.825 --> 00:08:09.660 ♪ 00:08:09.660 --> 00:08:12.205 - Hey, I like your necklace. - Oh, thank you. 00:08:12.205 --> 00:08:13.831 Um, you look good too. Is this a new tie? 00:08:13.831 --> 00:08:15.124 Nah, I jacked it from Julio. 00:08:16.334 --> 00:08:18.252 It looks like I'd be the manager of Circuit City. 00:08:18.252 --> 00:08:19.378 - Okay. 00:08:19.962 --> 00:08:21.005 - Ay, see you in there. 00:08:21.005 --> 00:08:22.089 Damn. 00:08:22.840 --> 00:08:24.217 So you're a padrino now? 00:08:25.092 --> 00:08:26.219 Don't seem right to me. 00:08:26.219 --> 00:08:27.803 - Oh, ***, Johnny? 00:08:27.803 --> 00:08:29.055 It's been a long-ass time. 00:08:29.722 --> 00:08:31.474 The last time I saw you, you were skinny. 00:08:31.974 --> 00:08:33.684 What happened, homey, you got a set of twins in there or what? 00:08:33.684 --> 00:08:34.936 - Hey, *** you, perro! 00:08:35.811 --> 00:08:37.104 You got something you wanna say to me? 00:08:37.605 --> 00:08:38.689 - Like what? 00:08:38.689 --> 00:08:41.192 - Like a ***in' apology for doing me dirty back in the day. 00:08:41.734 --> 00:08:43.486 - Oh! Hey, you know what? 00:08:43.486 --> 00:08:46.030 I recently found out it wasn't me that did you dirty. 00:08:48.032 --> 00:08:49.575 It was the devil. 00:08:50.034 --> 00:08:51.285 I'm mad he did you dirty too. 00:08:51.285 --> 00:08:52.912 That's some bull***. 00:08:52.912 --> 00:08:55.414 You're still a ***in' ***. 00:08:56.082 --> 00:08:57.750 With a godfather like you, 00:08:58.834 --> 00:09:01.254 I'm worried about little dude Aiden over there. 00:09:02.964 --> 00:09:04.215 Cabrón. 00:09:05.633 --> 00:09:06.634 - ¿Sabes que? 00:09:06.634 --> 00:09:09.095 I'm gonna be the best godfather that little fool's ever had. 00:09:11.055 --> 00:09:13.015 Aiden, where the *** you going? 00:09:13.015 --> 00:09:14.892 - I-I gotta do my first confession. 00:09:14.892 --> 00:09:16.811 - Alright, then, I got you, mijo. 00:09:16.811 --> 00:09:18.062 I'm your ***in' nino. 00:09:19.689 --> 00:09:20.731 Let's go. 00:09:22.567 --> 00:09:26.445 Uh, hi, father, this is my first confession. 00:09:27.029 --> 00:09:29.365 - Nothing to be nervous about, my son. 00:09:29.365 --> 00:09:30.950 Just speak your sins. 00:09:32.493 --> 00:09:33.661 - Alleged sins, homey. 00:09:35.580 --> 00:09:38.416 - The sacrament of penance is one that must be taken privately. 00:09:38.416 --> 00:09:41.168 - It's cool, father, alright? I'm the nino. 00:09:41.586 --> 00:09:42.712 Go ahead, mijo. 00:09:43.379 --> 00:09:46.215 - I make fart noises with my armpit during school 00:09:46.215 --> 00:09:48.134 when the teacher isn't looking. 00:09:48.134 --> 00:09:50.011 I accused my brother Michael of farting 00:09:50.011 --> 00:09:52.263 when it was actually me who farted. 00:09:52.263 --> 00:09:54.682 And I farted on his face while he was sleeping. 00:09:55.099 --> 00:09:59.395 - Well, my son, farting itself is not a sin, 00:09:59.395 --> 00:10:01.939 but doing so with malice is. 00:10:01.939 --> 00:10:03.524 - Nah, nah, nah, hold up, dawg. 00:10:03.524 --> 00:10:05.276 The devil made him do those farts. 00:10:05.943 --> 00:10:10.114 - God gave us free will so that we may choose between right and wrong. 00:10:10.114 --> 00:10:11.741 - Damn, father! 00:10:11.741 --> 00:10:13.576 You're just gonna let the devil off the hook like that? 00:10:13.576 --> 00:10:16.078 And furthermore, you're gonna victim blame a little boy 00:10:16.078 --> 00:10:17.496 who was tricked by a demon? 00:10:17.496 --> 00:10:19.915 The devil made him throw those pedos. Satanas! 00:10:19.915 --> 00:10:21.876 - Let's forget about the devil right now. 00:10:22.835 --> 00:10:23.919 - Wish I could. 00:10:25.504 --> 00:10:27.465 - Tell me more about your sins, my son. 00:10:27.465 --> 00:10:30.343 - I also collect gum from underneath the tables 00:10:30.885 --> 00:10:32.595 and I put them in my brother's sandwiches. 00:10:32.595 --> 00:10:34.388 Hey, homey, don't tell this fool anything else. 00:10:34.388 --> 00:10:35.389 Alright? We're done here. 00:10:36.182 --> 00:10:37.224 You know what, Mr. Priest? 00:10:37.224 --> 00:10:38.601 You got a lot to learn about the devil. 00:10:38.601 --> 00:10:40.186 Here, read this pamphlet I just got. 00:10:41.354 --> 00:10:42.355 Right here. 00:10:44.065 --> 00:10:46.484 - Wait. You're gonna break it. What are you trying to do? 00:10:46.484 --> 00:10:47.943 It doesn't fit. 00:10:47.943 --> 00:10:49.570 - Nah, nah, it'll get through there. 00:10:49.570 --> 00:10:50.905 You could give it to me outside. 00:10:50.905 --> 00:10:52.239 - Get it, get it, father. - It won't fit. 00:10:52.239 --> 00:10:53.866 Alright, well, just come around and get it when we leave. 00:10:53.866 --> 00:10:55.785 Come on, let's go, mijo. - No, you can't leave that here. 00:10:57.703 --> 00:11:00.122 - So you're saying I'm possessed by the devil? 00:11:00.915 --> 00:11:02.249 - Yes. 00:11:02.249 --> 00:11:04.835 But I'm your nino, okay? I'm here to protect you from the devil. 00:11:05.419 --> 00:11:07.463 And I'm not gonna let some ruco who's never been laid 00:11:07.463 --> 00:11:10.174 try to make you feel guilty about something the devil made you do. 00:11:10.841 --> 00:11:14.095 - So whenever I do something bad it's not my fault, 00:11:14.095 --> 00:11:15.346 the devil made me do it? 00:11:15.346 --> 00:11:16.931 - You got it. 00:11:16.931 --> 00:11:18.933 Damn, you know what? You're super smart, mijo. 00:11:18.933 --> 00:11:20.309 Just like me. 00:11:20.309 --> 00:11:22.019 You know, they even made me repeat the third grade 00:11:22.019 --> 00:11:23.479 so I could help teach the other kids. 00:11:24.105 --> 00:11:25.356 Because that's how smart I was. 00:11:26.982 --> 00:11:30.194 ♪ organ music playing ♪ 00:11:30.194 --> 00:11:32.863 ♪ 00:11:39.245 --> 00:11:41.539 - You sure you wanna sit next to your abuser? 00:11:41.539 --> 00:11:43.624 - Come on! Are you really still mad at me? 00:11:43.624 --> 00:11:45.376 - It's been a week already. - Shh. 00:12:04.645 --> 00:12:05.980 Amen. 00:12:21.704 --> 00:12:23.372 - Maggie, I said I was sorry. 00:12:23.914 --> 00:12:25.875 What do you want me to do, some Hail Marys or something? 00:12:30.421 --> 00:12:32.339 Why do you even care about being godmother so much? 00:12:32.339 --> 00:12:34.133 You don't even believe in this Catholic stuff. 00:12:34.133 --> 00:12:35.259 - So? Neither do you. 00:12:36.719 --> 00:12:38.596 Both of you shut up! 00:12:44.393 --> 00:12:46.145 - Fine. I'm sorry, Mags, you're fired. 00:12:47.354 --> 00:12:49.815 Ana, you're the godmother now. 00:12:49.815 --> 00:12:51.525 I don't wanna be the godmother. 00:12:52.109 --> 00:12:54.445 You know I don't believe in this stuff. 00:12:54.445 --> 00:12:57.323 - Well, today you do. So shut up and believe in God. 00:12:57.323 --> 00:12:58.532 Do it for Mom. 00:12:58.532 --> 00:12:59.575 Shh. 00:12:59.575 --> 00:13:02.203 - Hey. Congratulations. 00:13:02.203 --> 00:13:04.830 ...palabra de Dios. 00:13:04.830 --> 00:13:06.999 ♪ organ music playing ♪ 00:13:06.999 --> 00:13:11.754 ♪ 00:13:13.714 --> 00:13:14.715 - Amen. 00:13:15.841 --> 00:13:16.842 - Ay! 00:13:18.302 --> 00:13:19.720 - The devil made me do it. 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.264 ♪ 00:13:22.264 --> 00:13:22.973 That's what's up. 00:13:24.892 --> 00:13:25.893 What is this? 00:13:26.352 --> 00:13:28.562 - It's not my fault! The devil made me do it. 00:13:28.562 --> 00:13:30.064 He makes me do crazy things. 00:13:30.064 --> 00:13:32.107 Like fart and steal. 00:13:33.067 --> 00:13:34.193 No, no, no. He's right. 00:13:34.193 --> 00:13:35.903 You know, the devil probably got pissed 00:13:35.903 --> 00:13:38.322 'cause God's winning Aiden over, so that red fool, you know-- 00:13:38.322 --> 00:13:40.032 - Shut the hell up about the devil. 00:13:40.032 --> 00:13:41.992 You've been talking about that crap all week 00:13:41.992 --> 00:13:43.619 and now you've put it in my son's head too? 00:13:43.619 --> 00:13:44.954 You're fired as padrino. 00:13:44.954 --> 00:13:46.372 - Oh, what? 00:13:48.833 --> 00:13:50.334 No! 00:13:58.801 --> 00:14:01.387 - Son... can I get one of those? 00:14:01.387 --> 00:14:03.222 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 00:14:06.350 --> 00:14:09.937 - Hey, father, can I ask you for some fatherly advice? 00:14:10.479 --> 00:14:11.480 - Yes, my son. 00:14:12.022 --> 00:14:13.983 Oh, you know, I think I'm just confused 'cause, 00:14:13.983 --> 00:14:15.693 you know, I missed a lot of church growing up 00:14:15.693 --> 00:14:17.152 'cause I was out there ***in' around. 00:14:18.153 --> 00:14:20.281 Your boy put it down on these streets. 00:14:20.281 --> 00:14:23.284 But recently somebody told me that it was the devil that made me do all that ***. 00:14:24.076 --> 00:14:25.327 But then you were in there 00:14:25.327 --> 00:14:28.497 saying how God gives us the power to make our own choices. 00:14:28.497 --> 00:14:29.582 So now I'm thinking that, like-- 00:14:29.582 --> 00:14:32.751 - All you need to do is confess your sins to God 00:14:32.751 --> 00:14:34.461 and you shall be forgiven. 00:14:34.461 --> 00:14:36.130 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:14:36.130 --> 00:14:38.883 You're telling me all I gotta do is confess to God and everything's cool? 00:14:38.883 --> 00:14:41.719 - Confession to God is the path to redemption. 00:14:42.469 --> 00:14:45.472 - Yeah, this Catholic *** is dope! 00:14:45.472 --> 00:14:47.182 No wonder why people give you all their money. 00:14:47.182 --> 00:14:49.143 Hey, hey, hey. ¿Sabes que, padre? 00:14:49.643 --> 00:14:51.353 Can we do a confession like right now? 00:14:53.397 --> 00:14:56.400 - In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 00:14:56.400 --> 00:14:58.319 - Oh, ***. - You're forgiven. 00:14:58.903 --> 00:15:02.907 ♪ inspirational music plays ♪ 00:15:02.907 --> 00:15:05.034 - Hey. Gracias, padre. 00:15:05.034 --> 00:15:05.993 Gracias. 00:15:06.702 --> 00:15:08.454 - Wait. Can I get a light? 00:15:09.246 --> 00:15:10.998 Can I get a light? 00:15:10.998 --> 00:15:12.750 ♪ Spanish song playing ♪ 00:15:21.884 --> 00:15:23.677 - Hola. - Hola. 00:15:24.970 --> 00:15:26.096 - I'm Julio's boss. 00:15:26.972 --> 00:15:28.474 Soy, uh-- 00:15:28.474 --> 00:15:30.017 Soy el jefe de Julio. 00:15:30.434 --> 00:15:32.353 - Ah! El jefe de Julio. - Julio's boss. 00:15:32.353 --> 00:15:33.854 Sí, sí, sí. 00:15:42.613 --> 00:15:43.572 - Sí. 00:15:44.698 --> 00:15:46.408 ♪ song continues ♪ 00:15:46.408 --> 00:15:48.202 - Hey, Maggie, I talked to Rocio 00:15:48.202 --> 00:15:49.787 and she says you're back on madrina status 00:15:49.787 --> 00:15:51.872 as long as I don't talk to her for the rest of the day. 00:15:51.872 --> 00:15:53.123 - I don't care. 00:15:53.123 --> 00:15:55.209 You threw me under the bus in front of your whole family. 00:15:55.668 --> 00:15:58.712 - Okay, look, sorry for blowing up your *** in front of my mom. 00:15:58.712 --> 00:16:00.923 It's just you're always hanging around with my ***in' family. 00:16:00.923 --> 00:16:04.093 That *** stresses me out. We just got back together. 00:16:04.093 --> 00:16:07.680 - Dude, maybe I wouldn't hang with your family so much 00:16:07.680 --> 00:16:10.182 if you didn't still live at home like a ***ing scrub. 00:16:10.182 --> 00:16:13.560 Until you cut the ***ing umbilical cord and move out of your mom's house, 00:16:13.560 --> 00:16:15.312 that's just how it's gonna be. 00:16:17.272 --> 00:16:19.441 - Alright, *** it. Let's move in together. 00:16:22.152 --> 00:16:24.321 - No mames. *** off. 00:16:26.573 --> 00:16:30.327 ♪ 00:16:33.288 --> 00:16:34.289 Why are you mad? 00:16:34.289 --> 00:16:35.749 - I'm mad because you're full of ***. 00:16:35.749 --> 00:16:37.167 You always say whatever you have to say in the moment 00:16:37.167 --> 00:16:39.003 to get out of trouble, and then you never back it up. 00:16:39.837 --> 00:16:41.797 - Hey, I'm serious this time. 00:16:41.797 --> 00:16:43.549 I wanna move in with you, 00:16:43.549 --> 00:16:45.467 but we're not moving into your place. 00:16:45.467 --> 00:16:46.802 We're starting new. 00:16:46.802 --> 00:16:51.473 Let's get our own place with a big-ass bed and a huge-ass toilet. 00:16:53.642 --> 00:16:55.269 - You better not be ***ing with me this time. 00:16:55.269 --> 00:16:56.353 Swear to God. 00:17:05.612 --> 00:17:06.905 - I can't believe you told Aiden I hit you. 00:17:09.950 --> 00:17:12.536 I wanted to tell you that *** that I did to you, 00:17:12.536 --> 00:17:13.871 it actually was my fault. 00:17:14.621 --> 00:17:16.123 But you know what, my boy? 00:17:16.123 --> 00:17:18.459 Luckily, I confessed to God, and that fool forgave me. 00:17:19.043 --> 00:17:21.336 So now you and I are all good. Come on, let's take a shot. 00:17:21.336 --> 00:17:24.423 - Dawg! You can't even say you're sorry. 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:27.801 You're pathetic. 00:17:28.761 --> 00:17:29.928 - Hey, hey, hey. You know what? 00:17:29.928 --> 00:17:31.722 You're kinda being a *** right now, Johnny. 00:17:31.722 --> 00:17:33.891 You need to take this shot with me and chill out. 00:17:35.142 --> 00:17:36.852 Luis! 00:17:38.270 --> 00:17:39.271 - *** you, dawg! 00:18:06.882 --> 00:18:12.262 ♪ 00:18:12.262 --> 00:18:13.680 Hey, Luis. 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:15.265 ♪ 00:18:15.265 --> 00:18:17.309 Rocio made me godfather. 00:18:17.309 --> 00:18:19.019 I'm a nino now. 00:18:19.812 --> 00:18:21.897 Which one is Aiden again? - Good for you. 00:18:22.272 --> 00:18:23.816 Everyone here thinks I'm an ***. 00:18:24.399 --> 00:18:26.401 it's like, man, get over that ***. 00:18:26.401 --> 00:18:28.153 ♪ 00:18:28.153 --> 00:18:30.280 - So the amends aren't going well? 00:18:30.280 --> 00:18:31.740 No, they're not. 00:18:31.740 --> 00:18:33.492 You know, this one fool told me that 00:18:33.492 --> 00:18:35.327 the devil made me do all the *** that I did. 00:18:36.161 --> 00:18:37.746 Turns out the devil ain't real. 00:18:37.746 --> 00:18:39.206 - Oh, no, the devil is real. 00:18:40.040 --> 00:18:41.750 He's just up here. 00:18:42.543 --> 00:18:45.629 And God is somewhere right over here. 00:18:47.131 --> 00:18:48.882 All that stuff is in your head. 00:18:48.882 --> 00:18:51.677 I mean, it can feel like there's a battle between good and evil, 00:18:51.677 --> 00:18:52.803 but really, it's just you. 00:18:52.803 --> 00:18:53.846 It's just your mind. 00:18:54.638 --> 00:18:58.142 You make choices, you often live to regret those choices. 00:18:58.725 --> 00:19:00.102 That's why you gotta say you're sorry. 00:19:00.102 --> 00:19:02.729 And that's not gonna undo what you did. 00:19:02.729 --> 00:19:05.149 But honestly, you're gonna hate yourself a lot less. 00:19:05.149 --> 00:19:08.068 So, you got that going for ya. 00:19:11.071 --> 00:19:15.117 Sooner or later, you gotta face that devil inside yourself. 00:19:20.122 --> 00:19:21.582 - That mother***er. 00:19:23.292 --> 00:19:27.546 ♪ classical music ♪ 00:19:30.132 --> 00:19:33.844 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪ 00:19:35.304 --> 00:19:36.388 Hey. 00:19:37.097 --> 00:19:38.307 Everybody, listen up. 00:19:40.184 --> 00:19:42.060 I just want to apologize, alright? 00:19:43.312 --> 00:19:45.689 I'm sorry for everything I did to you in the past. 00:19:46.356 --> 00:19:47.357 Rocio, 00:19:48.192 --> 00:19:50.027 I'm sorry that I messed up your son's primero communion 00:19:50.027 --> 00:19:51.570 by telling him he was possessed by the devil. 00:19:52.487 --> 00:19:54.448 And I'm sorry that I tagged a *** on your car in high school. 00:19:54.448 --> 00:19:55.991 - I ***ing knew it! - Shh. Shh. 00:19:55.991 --> 00:19:58.202 - They called me *** girl for a whole year. 00:19:58.202 --> 00:19:59.244 I know. 00:19:59.703 --> 00:20:01.413 I was also one of the fools that called you that. 00:20:02.873 --> 00:20:03.874 My primo Johnny, 00:20:05.167 --> 00:20:06.627 sorry that I slept with your wife. 00:20:07.544 --> 00:20:09.087 What up, Myra? 00:20:09.087 --> 00:20:10.172 That wasn't right, primo. 00:20:10.631 --> 00:20:12.633 Even if it was only because you weren't putting it down. 00:20:12.633 --> 00:20:15.677 - Luis, stay on track, buddy. 00:20:15.677 --> 00:20:17.387 - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Nah, this feels good. 00:20:17.971 --> 00:20:18.972 Right, minister, thank you. 00:20:19.848 --> 00:20:20.682 To my tío Eugenio, 00:20:20.682 --> 00:20:20.933 And, Ana, 00:20:21.600 --> 00:20:23.518 I'm sorry I made your homegirl Loretta cry 00:20:23.518 --> 00:20:25.312 because she had a big forehead and I called her Forhedda, 00:20:25.312 --> 00:20:27.481 and all the homeys was like, Damn, my boy has to go," and I say, "Yeah." 00:20:27.481 --> 00:20:29.066 But looking back on it, that wasn't right. 00:20:30.192 --> 00:20:32.653 I'm sorry to my homie Spider. 00:20:33.237 --> 00:20:35.072 Sorry that I borrowed money from you. 00:20:35.072 --> 00:20:37.532 And then paid you back with money that I stole from you. 00:20:37.532 --> 00:20:39.117 That wasn't right, big dawg. 00:20:39.117 --> 00:20:42.037 But my advice is, you know, keep your feria in a safe. 00:20:42.788 --> 00:20:44.748 To my cousin Miguel, 00:20:44.748 --> 00:20:48.043 I'm sorry that whenever we played, I always socked you in your face. 00:20:48.669 --> 00:20:50.712 But you gotta practice your self-defense, my boy. 00:20:51.630 --> 00:20:53.173 And my tía Sofia, 00:20:53.173 --> 00:20:56.093 perdón por robarle el catalítico a tu carro. 00:20:57.094 --> 00:20:58.971 And to my cousin Ricky, 00:20:58.971 --> 00:21:01.139 I'm sorry that one time the police pulled us over 00:21:01.139 --> 00:21:02.391 and I had that gun on me. 00:21:02.391 --> 00:21:04.268 And, you know, I just said it was yours. 00:21:04.268 --> 00:21:06.728 Because I remember you saying you loved that movie Blood In, Blood Out. 00:21:06.728 --> 00:21:08.730 So I said, *** it, let that fool experience 00:21:08.730 --> 00:21:10.482 prison if he loves that movie so much. 00:21:10.482 --> 00:21:11.900 Lo siento, primo.