WEBVTT 00:00:04.426 --> 00:00:06.428 I had a bad dream. 00:00:06.469 --> 00:00:08.346 It's okay, sweetie. 00:00:08.430 --> 00:00:09.848 Here, come on. 00:00:09.931 --> 00:00:11.099 Come on. 00:00:11.099 --> 00:00:13.351 It's okay now. 00:00:13.435 --> 00:00:16.855 (yawning): What was your dream? 00:00:16.938 --> 00:00:18.440 I dreamed... 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:23.737 there was this man... outside the door 00:00:23.778 --> 00:00:26.281 with a big knife... 00:00:26.322 --> 00:00:29.367 and he wanted to tie everyone up... 00:00:29.409 --> 00:00:31.286 and kill them... 00:00:31.327 --> 00:00:34.914 and eat their eyeballs. 00:00:34.956 --> 00:00:36.416 Good night. 00:01:12.535 --> 00:01:14.079 Hey. What you doing there, son? 00:01:14.162 --> 00:01:16.539 I have to prove Kepler's third law of planetary motion. 00:01:17.874 --> 00:01:20.085 What's Dewey doing? He's coloring. 00:01:20.168 --> 00:01:22.545 Well, I'd better get in there. 00:01:22.587 --> 00:01:24.798 Dad, there's this crazy guy chasing me. 00:01:24.839 --> 00:01:26.341 He's saying I did some horrible things, 00:01:26.382 --> 00:01:27.842 but I couldn't really understand him. 00:01:27.884 --> 00:01:29.636 I think he's an escapee from the mental hospital. 00:01:30.678 --> 00:01:31.554 I didn't hear anything. 00:01:36.476 --> 00:01:38.144 Hello again, Hal. 00:01:39.938 --> 00:01:42.107 You are not to step foot outside of this house 00:01:42.148 --> 00:01:44.109 except for school for the next month! 00:01:44.150 --> 00:01:46.194 Okay. Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. 00:01:46.236 --> 00:01:48.113 He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment. 00:01:48.154 --> 00:01:49.697 Oh, I think staying inside with no TV 00:01:49.739 --> 00:01:51.032 is worse than weeding. 00:01:51.074 --> 00:01:52.200 I'm already banned from TV. 00:01:52.242 --> 00:01:53.034 You are? 00:01:53.076 --> 00:01:54.619 All right. Fine. 00:01:54.661 --> 00:01:57.831 No TV, no going outside except for weeding, 00:01:57.872 --> 00:02:00.083 which you'll do at night. 00:02:00.125 --> 00:02:01.751 Inside. 00:02:01.793 --> 00:02:03.545 Oh, I got nothing. 00:02:03.586 --> 00:02:04.712 How long is this going to take? 00:02:04.712 --> 00:02:06.381 Oh, look, just... go to your room! Oh, you... 00:02:06.381 --> 00:02:08.299 Your father and I will sort this out. 00:02:08.383 --> 00:02:09.551 Okay. 00:02:09.592 --> 00:02:11.761 We are not getting through to him. 00:02:11.803 --> 00:02:13.388 Well, what else can we do? 00:02:13.388 --> 00:02:16.307 We-We've taken away television, video games, 00:02:16.391 --> 00:02:17.725 his music, fresh air. 00:02:17.725 --> 00:02:19.394 Lois, we have taken away his air, 00:02:19.394 --> 00:02:21.312 and he doesn't care about any of it. 00:02:21.396 --> 00:02:23.106 Well, we had better come up with something 00:02:23.148 --> 00:02:25.775 before he winds up being a problem for the state. 00:02:25.817 --> 00:02:27.986 I don't know, maybe we should try something 00:02:28.069 --> 00:02:29.154 other than punishing him. 00:02:29.237 --> 00:02:30.238 Like what? 00:02:30.238 --> 00:02:32.073 Maybe Reese needs more attention. 00:02:32.115 --> 00:02:33.241 Positive attention. 00:02:33.283 --> 00:02:34.659 When I was his age 00:02:34.701 --> 00:02:36.911 I always wanted someone there to talk to, 00:02:36.953 --> 00:02:38.037 to hang out with, 00:02:38.079 --> 00:02:39.247 be a role model. 00:02:39.289 --> 00:02:40.540 Oh, Hal, I don't know. 00:02:40.582 --> 00:02:42.959 Lois, that boy needs a father figure, 00:02:43.001 --> 00:02:45.211 and I really think it should be me. 00:02:47.005 --> 00:02:48.715 What is Cynthia doing? 00:02:48.756 --> 00:02:50.049 We thought you would know, 00:02:50.091 --> 00:02:51.342 given your relationship. 00:02:51.384 --> 00:02:53.553 We don't have a relationship. 00:02:53.595 --> 00:02:57.640 It's okay... to feel. 00:02:57.682 --> 00:02:58.558 Shut up. 00:02:58.600 --> 00:02:59.893 Hey, guys. 00:02:59.934 --> 00:03:01.102 Here you go. 00:03:01.186 --> 00:03:03.271 I'm having a party this weekend. 00:03:03.313 --> 00:03:04.814 Don't lose those invitations 00:03:04.856 --> 00:03:07.358 'cause no one gets past my dad without them. 00:03:07.442 --> 00:03:09.360 A party. 00:03:09.444 --> 00:03:13.364 An actual, non-self-delusional- figment-of-my-imagination party. 00:03:13.448 --> 00:03:14.532 Is it your birthday? 00:03:14.616 --> 00:03:16.117 No, it's just for socializing. 00:03:16.117 --> 00:03:17.160 You know, it's weird. 00:03:17.202 --> 00:03:18.786 I've been here for a month and a half, 00:03:18.786 --> 00:03:20.830 and you guys are the only friends I have. 00:03:20.872 --> 00:03:22.165 You're kidding. 00:03:22.207 --> 00:03:23.291 I'm serious. 00:03:23.291 --> 00:03:25.376 It may be hard for you guys to believe, 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:27.295 but some people have trouble 00:03:27.295 --> 00:03:29.380 making friends. 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:35.386 Cynthia, are you sure you want to sound so...? 00:03:35.470 --> 00:03:36.679 Man, I wish I'd thought of this. 00:03:36.721 --> 00:03:38.139 I know! 00:03:38.181 --> 00:03:39.766 It's going to be so great. 00:03:39.807 --> 00:03:41.476 I'm finally going to make some friends. 00:03:41.517 --> 00:03:43.228 What do you think, Malcolm? 00:03:43.269 --> 00:03:44.312 It sounds great. 00:03:44.354 --> 00:03:45.313 It should be a... 00:03:45.355 --> 00:03:46.522 party. 00:03:46.564 --> 00:03:47.815 Fingers crossed. 00:03:47.857 --> 00:03:49.025 Yeah. 00:03:49.067 --> 00:03:50.276 All right. 00:03:51.236 --> 00:03:52.278 Hey, Eric, how's it going? 00:03:53.613 --> 00:03:56.741 You just missed your third history deadline, Francis. 00:03:56.783 --> 00:04:00.161 I am not going to Spangler's summer school 00:04:00.245 --> 00:04:02.789 because my partner blew off his half of the project. 00:04:02.830 --> 00:04:04.165 Didn't you get my half? 00:04:04.165 --> 00:04:05.792 I slipped it under your door. 00:04:05.833 --> 00:04:07.335 This is your half? 00:04:07.335 --> 00:04:07.961 Yeah. 00:04:08.002 --> 00:04:10.505 This is my half! 00:04:10.546 --> 00:04:12.924 Well, if I knew you were going to go so overboard, 00:04:13.007 --> 00:04:16.094 I would have spent a little more time on my section. 00:04:16.177 --> 00:04:18.888 You photocopied a page out of the dictionary. 00:04:18.930 --> 00:04:20.348 Okay. 00:04:20.348 --> 00:04:21.432 I messed up. 00:04:21.516 --> 00:04:22.517 There's still time. 00:04:22.517 --> 00:04:24.352 When's this thing due, again? 00:04:24.435 --> 00:04:25.353 The 20th. 00:04:25.353 --> 00:04:26.521 And you're worried? 00:04:26.562 --> 00:04:28.356 We have over a week. 00:04:28.356 --> 00:04:29.857 My half took me two months. 00:04:29.899 --> 00:04:31.943 Okay, I guess I'm just going to have to buckle down 00:04:32.026 --> 00:04:32.944 and get it done, then. 00:04:33.027 --> 00:04:34.237 All right. 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:36.072 I'll go to the library and get some books. 00:04:36.114 --> 00:04:37.949 You stay here and organize your notes. 00:04:38.032 --> 00:04:39.742 Sounds like a plan. 00:04:45.415 --> 00:04:47.375 68 degrees. 00:04:47.417 --> 00:04:49.836 Perfect paper-writing temperature. 00:04:49.877 --> 00:04:51.754 Let's get to it. 00:04:51.796 --> 00:04:54.590 I thought you said we were trying something new. 00:04:54.632 --> 00:04:55.842 That's right, we are. 00:04:55.883 --> 00:04:57.468 So this isn't a punishment? 00:04:57.510 --> 00:04:59.470 No. Why would you say that? 00:04:59.512 --> 00:05:02.223 'Cause you keep looking at me and saying stuff. 00:05:02.307 --> 00:05:03.850 I am paying attention to you. 00:05:03.891 --> 00:05:05.643 But, Dad, a cooking class? 00:05:05.685 --> 00:05:06.853 Come on, Reese, open your mind. 00:05:06.894 --> 00:05:08.980 The art of cooking is as masculine 00:05:09.022 --> 00:05:10.690 as any of these other courses-- 00:05:10.732 --> 00:05:12.483 judo, riflery, kickboxing. 00:05:12.525 --> 00:05:15.069 Anyone can fight, but it takes a special man 00:05:15.069 --> 00:05:18.281 to craft a truly great Bolognese sauce. 00:05:18.323 --> 00:05:21.159 I still feel like I'm in trouble. 00:05:32.337 --> 00:05:34.005 Hi, I'm Cynthia. 00:05:34.088 --> 00:05:36.507 We don't know each other, but I'm having a party. 00:05:36.591 --> 00:05:38.593 See how it says, "8:00 till ?" 00:05:38.593 --> 00:05:41.429 That means it could go on ad infinitum. 00:05:42.430 --> 00:05:44.515 See you there. 00:05:44.599 --> 00:05:45.516 Hi, I'm Cynthia. 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:47.018 We don't know each other, but... 00:05:47.101 --> 00:05:49.270 What is she doing, inviting the whole school? 00:05:49.270 --> 00:05:50.855 I'm sorry. I can't talk right now. 00:05:50.897 --> 00:05:53.858 I'm saving all my good conversation for the party. 00:05:53.900 --> 00:05:55.818 For instance, there's an interesting piece in this month's 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:57.695 New England Journal of Medicine. 00:05:57.737 --> 00:05:59.906 Hey, that's my anecdote. 00:05:59.947 --> 00:06:01.699 I hope... 00:06:01.741 --> 00:06:06.621 my wheelchair... fits in the... 00:06:06.704 --> 00:06:08.289 make-out closet. 00:06:08.289 --> 00:06:09.582 I hope you come with an appetite. 00:06:09.624 --> 00:06:11.793 I'm serving cookies shaped like famous 00:06:11.876 --> 00:06:13.628 Communist revolutionaries. 00:06:13.711 --> 00:06:15.630 Hi, I'm Cynthia... 00:06:15.713 --> 00:06:18.091 Uh... Cynthia, can I talk to you for a second? 00:06:18.132 --> 00:06:19.092 Sure. 00:06:19.133 --> 00:06:20.760 Tell all your friends! 00:06:20.802 --> 00:06:23.554 How many people are you inviting to your party? 00:06:23.638 --> 00:06:24.555 God, who knows? 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:26.641 I left a stack of invitations at the library 00:06:26.682 --> 00:06:28.226 and a stack at the arcade. 00:06:28.309 --> 00:06:30.561 I figure people will appreciate the personal touch. 00:06:30.645 --> 00:06:32.563 You know, so they can match a face with a face. 00:06:34.315 --> 00:06:36.025 Don't you think you're kind of overreaching? 00:06:36.067 --> 00:06:37.568 What are you talking about? 00:06:37.652 --> 00:06:38.820 I'm afraid you're setting yourself up 00:06:38.820 --> 00:06:40.571 for a giant disappointment. 00:06:40.655 --> 00:06:42.657 I mean, when ten people don't show up, it's a drag. 00:06:42.657 --> 00:06:44.033 When 300 people don't show up, 00:06:44.075 --> 00:06:45.576 it's, like, total humiliation. 00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:47.745 Well, I guess lots of people will have to show up, then. 00:06:47.829 --> 00:06:49.831 Cynthia, you're a Krelboyne. 00:06:49.831 --> 00:06:52.583 Krelboynes have Krelboyne parties. 00:06:52.667 --> 00:06:54.877 You don't know how many friends I'm capable of making. 00:06:54.919 --> 00:06:56.421 Yes, I do. Zero. 00:06:56.504 --> 00:06:57.547 Just like the rest of us. 00:06:57.588 --> 00:06:59.924 Cynthia, no one's coming to your party. 00:06:59.966 --> 00:07:01.342 Oh, yeah? 00:07:01.342 --> 00:07:03.511 Well, it so happens the Kinkos man said 00:07:03.594 --> 00:07:06.013 I set a new record for laminated invitations. 00:07:06.013 --> 00:07:08.349 So? That doesn't mean anything. 00:07:08.349 --> 00:07:09.934 I know what this is all about. 00:07:09.976 --> 00:07:10.810 You're jealous. 00:07:10.852 --> 00:07:12.687 Jealous? 00:07:12.770 --> 00:07:15.189 Making friends obviously doesn't come easy to you. 00:07:15.189 --> 00:07:17.191 So you hide in your safe little circle 00:07:17.191 --> 00:07:18.985 while people like me throw big parties 00:07:19.026 --> 00:07:20.987 and make lots of friends and enjoy life. 00:07:21.988 --> 00:07:24.949 Hmm? Bitter-- what a surprise. 00:07:26.826 --> 00:07:29.704 The key to quick chopping is to rest the blade 00:07:29.787 --> 00:07:33.749 against your knuckles and slowly pull back as we... 00:07:37.253 --> 00:07:38.296 Let's see it again. 00:07:44.260 --> 00:07:46.679 Oh, my word! 00:07:46.762 --> 00:07:48.431 Actually, his slices are 00:07:48.431 --> 00:07:50.600 a little more uniform than yours. 00:07:50.641 --> 00:07:53.853 And you say you've never cooked anything before? 00:07:53.936 --> 00:07:55.396 Intentionally? 00:07:55.438 --> 00:07:56.397 No. 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:57.899 Remarkable. 00:07:59.358 --> 00:08:01.694 Sit down and listen to me! 00:08:01.736 --> 00:08:03.404 I am sick of this! 00:08:03.446 --> 00:08:04.530 It's been two days 00:08:04.572 --> 00:08:06.282 and you haven't done a lick of work. 00:08:06.365 --> 00:08:09.035 And I can't believe I let you drag me to that movie. 00:08:09.076 --> 00:08:10.119 I know. I'm beginning to question 00:08:10.119 --> 00:08:12.288 the whole talking dog genre. 00:08:12.371 --> 00:08:14.790 You know what would get our mind off that movie? 00:08:14.790 --> 00:08:16.292 Another round of miniature golf! 00:08:16.375 --> 00:08:17.293 No! No miniature golf. 00:08:17.376 --> 00:08:18.753 You have to get to work. 00:08:18.794 --> 00:08:19.629 You're right. 00:08:19.629 --> 00:08:21.297 When you're right, you're right. 00:08:21.380 --> 00:08:22.298 Let's get to it. 00:08:22.381 --> 00:08:24.634 These two books are on the war itself 00:08:24.634 --> 00:08:26.636 so you can breeze through them 00:08:26.636 --> 00:08:29.138 'cause your half of the project is on Reconstruction. 00:08:29.138 --> 00:08:31.307 Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about. 00:08:31.390 --> 00:08:32.558 But I will 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:33.518 'cause I'm not leaving this room 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:34.685 for the next ten hours. 00:08:34.727 --> 00:08:36.312 That's what I like to hear. 00:08:36.312 --> 00:08:38.814 Now, before I go, do you need anything? 00:08:38.856 --> 00:08:41.150 I don't want you leaving this room. 00:08:41.192 --> 00:08:42.735 No, just stop bothering me. 00:08:42.818 --> 00:08:44.195 I'm trying to study. 00:09:00.294 --> 00:09:03.464 All right, Harvey, let's see if you can break Brent's record. 00:09:03.506 --> 00:09:05.675 You have to beat an hour and four minutes. 00:09:07.426 --> 00:09:08.094 Go! 00:09:10.304 --> 00:09:11.264 Sorry I'm late! 00:09:11.305 --> 00:09:12.473 Craig ran off some kids 00:09:12.515 --> 00:09:14.684 and needed me to walk him to his car. 00:09:14.684 --> 00:09:17.186 I'll have dinner ready in just one second. 00:09:17.186 --> 00:09:18.437 Shh, shh, shh. 00:09:18.479 --> 00:09:20.314 Look. 00:09:24.443 --> 00:09:25.653 Well? 00:09:25.695 --> 00:09:27.280 It's hot. 00:09:27.321 --> 00:09:29.365 And it needs another bay leaf. 00:09:30.825 --> 00:09:32.368 Just look at him. 00:09:32.451 --> 00:09:34.287 After tasting his chocolate soufflé, 00:09:34.328 --> 00:09:36.539 the class actually gave him a standing ovation. 00:09:36.622 --> 00:09:38.040 Reese? 00:09:38.040 --> 00:09:38.916 Dewey, 00:09:38.958 --> 00:09:41.210 are you happy with how those are julienned? 00:09:41.210 --> 00:09:42.378 I think so. 00:09:42.378 --> 00:09:43.963 Go check the brioche. 00:09:44.964 --> 00:09:46.549 The bread in the oven? 00:09:46.591 --> 00:09:47.633 Ah. 00:09:49.051 --> 00:09:50.886 Dad, I just wanted to let you know 00:09:50.928 --> 00:09:53.389 how much that cooking class means to me. 00:09:53.389 --> 00:09:55.308 If you hadn't signed me up for it, 00:09:55.391 --> 00:09:58.227 I never would've known that something so stupid 00:09:58.227 --> 00:09:59.395 could be so much fun. 00:10:00.813 --> 00:10:02.231 Thanks. 00:10:04.400 --> 00:10:08.321 Oh, come on, that's got to make you feel good. 00:10:11.949 --> 00:10:15.036 Aw, look at Malcolm, surrounded by all his friends. 00:10:15.077 --> 00:10:17.705 I wonder what he owes his social success to? 00:10:17.747 --> 00:10:19.915 What do you think, Invisible Friend Number One? 00:10:19.957 --> 00:10:21.250 Leave me alone. 00:10:21.292 --> 00:10:23.127 There you go again-- pushing people away. 00:10:23.169 --> 00:10:25.171 You know, Malcolm, if you want to make friends 00:10:25.212 --> 00:10:26.422 you have to extend yourself. 00:10:26.464 --> 00:10:27.298 Yeah, you're right. 00:10:27.340 --> 00:10:29.133 I'm going to work on that. See ya. 00:10:29.175 --> 00:10:30.509 It's sad, really. 00:10:30.551 --> 00:10:32.303 I feel sorry for you. 00:10:32.345 --> 00:10:33.304 You know what? 00:10:33.346 --> 00:10:35.306 I just got the greatest idea! 00:10:35.348 --> 00:10:37.266 It's the perfect way to break you out 00:10:37.308 --> 00:10:38.893 of your self-protective shell. 00:10:38.934 --> 00:10:39.894 What are you talking about? 00:10:39.935 --> 00:10:42.271 You're going to cohost the party with me. 00:10:42.313 --> 00:10:43.272 Come on. 00:10:43.314 --> 00:10:45.691 Hi, I'm Cynthia and this is Malcolm. 00:10:45.733 --> 00:10:48.319 We're cohosting a party this weekend... 00:10:48.402 --> 00:10:49.320 Let go. 00:10:49.403 --> 00:10:51.155 And we have a musical invitation for you. 00:10:51.238 --> 00:10:53.407 You should come 'round to our party, you'll have fun 00:10:53.449 --> 00:10:55.534 You'll have fun 00:10:55.618 --> 00:10:58.454 You should come 'round to our party, you'll have fun... 00:10:58.454 --> 00:11:00.206 Okay, you made me do this. 00:11:02.625 --> 00:11:05.378 Can't you think of a better place to kiss me? 00:11:05.461 --> 00:11:07.046 There. Read that. 00:11:07.129 --> 00:11:08.381 Malcolm, are you crazy? 00:11:08.464 --> 00:11:10.132 Read. 00:11:11.217 --> 00:11:12.802 That's the Krelboyne Wall of Fame. 00:11:12.802 --> 00:11:14.553 You can see that you're pretty well represented. 00:11:14.637 --> 00:11:17.306 There's my section and there's Lloyd's. 00:11:17.390 --> 00:11:20.184 But in terms of sheer volume, you still have us beat. 00:11:20.226 --> 00:11:21.310 So do you understand now? 00:11:21.352 --> 00:11:24.271 You can't have that party. 00:11:27.358 --> 00:11:29.819 But that one there, that's ridiculous. 00:11:29.860 --> 00:11:32.196 No one really believes that about you. 00:11:36.992 --> 00:11:38.953 STEVIE: Real... 00:11:38.994 --> 00:11:40.746 classy. 00:11:47.461 --> 00:11:48.921 Hey, you guys seen Cynthia? 00:11:48.963 --> 00:11:51.006 No, but maybe you can settle a debate. 00:11:51.048 --> 00:11:52.341 Maroon or beige? 00:11:52.383 --> 00:11:53.217 What are you guys 00:11:53.300 --> 00:11:54.468 talking about? 00:11:54.510 --> 00:11:56.595 Duh. Matching turtlenecks for the party. 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:57.680 CYNTHIA: Hey, everybody. 00:11:57.722 --> 00:12:00.182 Oh, Cynthia, I wanted to apologize... 00:12:00.182 --> 00:12:01.726 Nothing to apologize for, Malcolm. 00:12:01.767 --> 00:12:02.935 Here. 00:12:03.018 --> 00:12:04.437 I'm canceling my party. 00:12:04.520 --> 00:12:06.355 These are uninvitations. 00:12:06.355 --> 00:12:09.191 Don't crowd, there's one for each of you. 00:12:09.191 --> 00:12:11.026 Malcolm opened my eyes to the fact 00:12:11.068 --> 00:12:12.695 that I'm a creepy, friendless dork 00:12:12.737 --> 00:12:14.613 who has no reason to expect anyone 00:12:14.697 --> 00:12:15.698 to come to her party. 00:12:15.740 --> 00:12:18.451 You callous bastard! 00:12:18.534 --> 00:12:21.370 Cynthia, I didn't want to tell you like that. I'm sorry. 00:12:21.412 --> 00:12:22.371 No need to be sorry. 00:12:22.413 --> 00:12:23.873 I should be thanking you. 00:12:23.873 --> 00:12:25.374 Thank you, Malcolm. 00:12:25.416 --> 00:12:27.251 Cynthia... You know what?! 00:12:27.293 --> 00:12:28.586 There's only so much crying 00:12:28.627 --> 00:12:30.171 I can do in one day, 00:12:30.212 --> 00:12:33.382 and just looking at you makes me want to cry. 00:12:33.424 --> 00:12:34.592 So, if you don't mind, 00:12:34.633 --> 00:12:36.719 I'd like to leave you now. 00:12:40.473 --> 00:12:43.601 ERIC: All right, no more distractions, Francis. 00:12:43.642 --> 00:12:45.603 I'm tired of yelling at you. 00:12:45.644 --> 00:12:48.814 I'm not saying Harvey's last heat wasn't exciting... 00:12:48.856 --> 00:12:50.107 You didn't have to kill him, you know. 00:12:50.149 --> 00:12:52.401 Yes! Yes, I did. 00:12:52.443 --> 00:12:53.611 Now, please, 00:12:53.652 --> 00:12:56.322 as a friend, just focus! 00:12:56.363 --> 00:12:57.406 I'm sorry. 00:12:57.490 --> 00:12:58.699 I know I tend to procrastinate, 00:12:58.741 --> 00:13:01.410 but when a deadline nears, I always manage to get it done. 00:13:01.452 --> 00:13:04.997 Okay. I'll check on you in 30. 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:07.291 Uh, you'd better take this. 00:13:07.333 --> 00:13:08.417 Why? 00:13:39.740 --> 00:13:44.703 Man, you know this party's gettin' hotter 00:13:44.745 --> 00:13:48.749 It's gettin' hotter 00:13:48.791 --> 00:13:52.169 I'm feelin' hotter 00:13:52.211 --> 00:13:53.796 Feelin' hotter 00:13:56.757 --> 00:13:59.969 I want to let my hair down 00:13:59.969 --> 00:14:03.639 Gonna let my hair down. 00:14:06.308 --> 00:14:08.853 I can't believe I really made this. 00:14:08.894 --> 00:14:10.396 You know, Dad, 00:14:10.479 --> 00:14:13.983 if you work really hard at something, it shows. 00:14:14.024 --> 00:14:15.568 Yes, son. Yes, it does. 00:14:17.653 --> 00:14:19.029 Mmm... 00:14:19.071 --> 00:14:20.823 Class, during our next session 00:14:20.865 --> 00:14:23.033 we'll be holding a little competition. 00:14:23.075 --> 00:14:25.661 Friends and relatives are encouraged to attend, 00:14:25.703 --> 00:14:28.831 and don't be discouraged if you feel a little outclassed 00:14:28.873 --> 00:14:31.250 by some of our more promising students. 00:14:31.333 --> 00:14:32.835 We're all here to have fun. 00:14:32.835 --> 00:14:34.169 What do I get if I win? 00:14:34.211 --> 00:14:35.671 A six-inch paring knife 00:14:35.713 --> 00:14:37.548 and a bread cloche. 00:14:38.841 --> 00:14:40.467 Awesome! 00:14:44.263 --> 00:14:45.723 May I help you? 00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:47.016 Hi. I'm Malcolm. 00:14:47.057 --> 00:14:48.934 I don't know if you remember... 00:14:48.976 --> 00:14:50.728 I'm not sure. I have a vague recollection 00:14:50.769 --> 00:14:53.355 of you throwing a brick through my daughter's window. 00:14:53.397 --> 00:14:55.441 Oh, and I think you're the kid 00:14:55.482 --> 00:14:57.943 who ruined her party and humiliated her in a public toilet. 00:14:57.985 --> 00:14:58.986 How am I doing? 00:15:00.195 --> 00:15:01.363 Now, if you don't mind... 00:15:01.447 --> 00:15:03.449 It's okay, Dad. 00:15:06.493 --> 00:15:07.703 How's it going? 00:15:07.786 --> 00:15:08.704 Oh, great. 00:15:08.787 --> 00:15:10.039 The party's a blast. 00:15:10.039 --> 00:15:11.624 Can't you hear it in there? 00:15:13.083 --> 00:15:14.710 What are you doing here, Malcolm? 00:15:14.752 --> 00:15:16.295 You won't talk to me at school 00:15:16.378 --> 00:15:17.880 and you won't return my calls. 00:15:17.880 --> 00:15:19.924 I just want to say again that I'm sorry. 00:15:19.965 --> 00:15:21.133 Fine. 00:15:21.216 --> 00:15:22.635 You want to alleviate your guilt? 00:15:22.718 --> 00:15:24.637 You are absolved. 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:25.596 Just let me finish. 00:15:26.972 --> 00:15:28.724 I'm not sorry that I told you the truth. 00:15:28.766 --> 00:15:30.267 You were just setting yourself up 00:15:30.309 --> 00:15:31.560 for a big disaster tonight 00:15:31.602 --> 00:15:33.145 if you went ahead with your party. 00:15:33.228 --> 00:15:36.273 I just wish I was nicer about it. 00:15:36.315 --> 00:15:37.650 What's the nice way to tell someone 00:15:37.733 --> 00:15:39.652 they're a social retard? 00:15:39.735 --> 00:15:40.945 So you see my problem. 00:15:40.986 --> 00:15:42.446 But what I didn't say 00:15:42.488 --> 00:15:44.323 is that even if you are a dork, 00:15:44.406 --> 00:15:45.658 you're also smart and funny 00:15:45.741 --> 00:15:46.784 and interesting and kind 00:15:46.825 --> 00:15:48.035 and a totally unique person, 00:15:48.077 --> 00:15:49.495 and if other people can't see that, 00:15:49.536 --> 00:15:50.537 that's their problem. 00:15:53.248 --> 00:15:56.377 So, how'd you learn to deal with the whole school 00:15:56.418 --> 00:15:57.753 making fun of you? 00:15:57.836 --> 00:15:59.421 The same way I deal with everything: 00:15:59.421 --> 00:16:00.839 I pretend it doesn't bother me 00:16:00.881 --> 00:16:02.383 and then lash out on people 00:16:02.424 --> 00:16:03.759 who don't deserve it. 00:16:03.842 --> 00:16:04.760 It seems to work. 00:16:04.843 --> 00:16:06.220 Do you want to come in? 00:16:11.392 --> 00:16:13.102 I think he's actually going to win. 00:16:13.185 --> 00:16:15.354 I just hope we get to taste whatever it is he's cooking. 00:16:23.612 --> 00:16:26.699 Reese, this is the best spinach quiche I've ever tasted. 00:16:26.740 --> 00:16:28.575 What gives it that extra something? 00:16:28.617 --> 00:16:31.120 I put some allspice on the pine nuts before I toasted them. 00:16:31.161 --> 00:16:32.079 Allspice. Yeah, 00:16:32.121 --> 00:16:34.707 it just seemed like it would balance out the ricotta. 00:16:34.707 --> 00:16:36.208 How extraordinary. 00:16:42.715 --> 00:16:45.217 How much salt did you use? 00:16:45.300 --> 00:16:46.510 Just a pinch. 00:16:49.013 --> 00:16:51.557 I did not put all of this salt in there. 00:16:52.725 --> 00:16:54.309 Where do you keep your first aid kit? 00:16:54.351 --> 00:16:57.187 My husband's tongue is swelling up like a melon. 00:16:57.229 --> 00:16:58.355 I need a bathroom! 00:17:13.495 --> 00:17:14.788 Dewey, go to your room. 00:17:14.788 --> 00:17:15.956 But Reese 00:17:15.956 --> 00:17:17.875 is the one who poisoned all those people. 00:17:17.958 --> 00:17:19.501 Now! 00:17:19.543 --> 00:17:21.170 What is wrong with you guys? 00:17:21.211 --> 00:17:23.088 You didn't even let me accept my trophy. 00:17:23.130 --> 00:17:25.090 Oh, I'll give you a trophy, mister. 00:17:25.132 --> 00:17:27.092 Honey, the whole cooking thing was my idea. 00:17:27.134 --> 00:17:28.093 I'll handle this. 00:17:28.135 --> 00:17:29.720 Reese, we pulled you out of class 00:17:29.762 --> 00:17:31.096 because we know you cheated. 00:17:31.138 --> 00:17:32.473 Now, you would have won easily. 00:17:32.473 --> 00:17:33.599 Why did you do it? 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:34.641 I don't know. 00:17:34.641 --> 00:17:35.809 It was fun. 00:17:35.893 --> 00:17:37.478 Those people worked very hard on their dishes, 00:17:37.561 --> 00:17:38.645 and you destroyed them. 00:17:38.729 --> 00:17:39.897 How would you feel 00:17:39.938 --> 00:17:42.316 if you were that poor woman whose quiche you salted? 00:17:43.650 --> 00:17:44.443 Fat? 00:17:46.987 --> 00:17:48.155 Reese... 00:17:48.238 --> 00:17:49.990 do you know what empathy is? 00:17:50.074 --> 00:17:51.658 No. 00:17:51.658 --> 00:17:54.620 Empathy is putting yourself into other people's shoes 00:17:54.661 --> 00:17:56.497 so you can feel the way they do. 00:17:56.497 --> 00:17:59.458 If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt as well. 00:17:59.500 --> 00:18:02.836 Then, why would you want empathy? 00:18:06.423 --> 00:18:09.843 He has no more sense of right and wrong than a tree frog. 00:18:09.885 --> 00:18:11.345 What are we going to do? 00:18:11.345 --> 00:18:12.179 What can we do? 00:18:12.221 --> 00:18:13.931 It's back to punishment. 00:18:14.014 --> 00:18:16.391 How can we punish him if he doesn't care about...? 00:18:18.560 --> 00:18:21.188 All right, son, here's what's going to happen. 00:18:21.230 --> 00:18:24.691 For the next month, you are not allowed to cook a meal. 00:18:24.691 --> 00:18:25.859 That's it? 00:18:27.027 --> 00:18:30.030 So I don't cook, big deal. 00:18:30.030 --> 00:18:33.951 That means no chicken cordon bleu, no Windsor tortes. 00:18:34.034 --> 00:18:34.952 Wait a second. 00:18:35.035 --> 00:18:36.203 You said no cooking. 00:18:36.245 --> 00:18:37.579 The torte is baking. 00:18:37.621 --> 00:18:40.124 No baking, no broiling, no sautéing. 00:18:40.165 --> 00:18:41.500 Come on, you can't do that. 00:18:41.542 --> 00:18:43.085 You heard your father. 00:18:43.127 --> 00:18:45.587 The stove and all the whisks are off limits for a month. 00:18:45.629 --> 00:18:47.172 Oh, please, I'll be good. I promise. 00:18:47.214 --> 00:18:48.465 I'll do whatever you say. 00:18:48.507 --> 00:18:49.466 I'm sorry, son. 00:18:49.508 --> 00:18:51.385 This is the way it has to be. 00:18:57.349 --> 00:18:58.308 It worked. 00:18:58.350 --> 00:19:00.894 I think we really turned a corner with him. 00:19:00.936 --> 00:19:01.937 We have a weapon. 00:19:01.979 --> 00:19:04.106 His actions will have consequences. 00:19:04.148 --> 00:19:04.982 I know. 00:19:05.023 --> 00:19:05.983 We can hurt him.