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We're here!

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The air is always so refreshing here!

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It's really been a while!

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We took the train for an hour and a half, then had a 2-hour flight,

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then took another 2-hour train and a 45-minute bus ride.

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To be blunt, we came to the freaking boonies.

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- Yep, the air is so refreshing.
- Honey, there's a cesspool there.

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We came to a place like this because this is where my grandparents live.

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We came to visit them while I'm on spring break.

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Oh? What're you doing, honey?

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What am I doing? Well, I'm thanking this land for nurturing you.

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Oh, stop it, honey.

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At any rate, this place really is far.

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When we go home, why don't we have Kusuo teleport us?

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We can't.

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My parents don't know about Kuu's powers.

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Besides, a long journey can be fun when it's just us family together.

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That's tru—

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Kusuo?

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It's cold, so I went home to get my gloves.

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You're totally killing the mood here.

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We're home!

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Welcome!

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Wow, Kusuo! You've grown.

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This is my grandmother, Kumi Saiki.

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Wow, Mom! You look as young as ever!

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Oh, Kuniharu, you flatterer!

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She's over 60, but she looks so young that some people think she's in her 40s.

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Speaking of the last name Saiki...

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My mom's maiden name is Saiki too.

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My parents happened to have the same last name, but my dad said...

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We were destined to be together even before we were born.

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And then I thought,

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"That means Satous have destined ones everywhere. Are you stupid?"

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But I kept it to myself.

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Well, anyway, my grandmother is a nice person.

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Honey!

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- Kuniharu and the others are here!
- The real pain is the other one.

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They're here.

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Good grief. It's so noisy that I can't even read the paper.

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This is my grandfather, Kumagorou Saiki.

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Long time no see, Dad!

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Don't bother coming if you have no business here.

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Oh, I know you don't mean that.

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Kusuo's here too. It's been a while, right?

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Unlike my cheerful grandmother, he's reserved and stern.

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Hmph. You've grown.

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He's a bit difficult.

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Dad! It's been a while.

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Who the hell are you? Get lost!

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Actually, make that very difficult.

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Despite what he says, he's really been looking forward to your visit.

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Don't tell them such nonsense.

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I'll be in the other room.

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Let me know when dinner is ready.

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Geez. He's as unfriendly as ever.

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Was coming here a bad idea?

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What're you saying? You're always welcome.

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Let's just leave him be.

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She's right. He's always like that.

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Really. He's always such a pain.

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My grandparents don't know about my powers.

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Thus, I don't tell my parents about what I learn using my powers,

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and they don't ask, either.

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So I'm the only one who knows his true self.

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He's such a pain because...

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Well, this term was popular ages ago, so I'd rather not use it, but...

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He's grown so much.

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Yeah, he has.

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Kurumi... I'm so glad you came back to visit.

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My grandfather is a tsundere.

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But he never shows his affectionate side in front of people.

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He shows his "I don't care" side 99% of the time.

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Seriously, because of what Kumi said, I had to leave the room.

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I want to talk to them more, boo-hoo!

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Don't say "boo-hoo." Are you a child?

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Anyway, he's a royal pain in the neck.

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How long has it been?

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About two years?

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Two years and 122 days, sheesh.

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Kusuo has grown too. I'm so proud!

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You could just tell me that.

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Come visit us more often! Come back every week.

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Be reasonable.

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Since he loves us, I don't dislike him, but he's still annoying.

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Now let me hear your voices.

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That being said...

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At any rate, your house is quite cozy.

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Don't you dare talk, you damn tick!

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...he genuinely doesn't like my father.

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So how long can you stay? Do you have to go home tomorrow?

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Let's see...

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Stay longer. Live here.

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Maybe we'll take it easy here for two or three days.

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Oh, so you can relax a while!

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All right! Three nights! Where shall we go?!

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I'm gonna spoil them with my pension savings!

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Oh, sorry!

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I thought we'd just stay one night, so I only took two days off.

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Then we're going home tomorrow after all.

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My life is over...

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He suddenly aged.

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It's not easy to take days off.

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Well, I could take more days off, but I don't want to impose,

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especially on your dad.

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Oh, Dad!

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I just came to get the paper.

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Would you mind if we stayed here for a couple of days?

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Tell them, Kumagorou. Tell them now!

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"Stay for three years."

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Be brave.

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Hmph. Do as you want.

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Thanks!

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Yeahhh!

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That's about the most openly affectionate we'll see him be.

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I did it! Good job, Kumagorou!

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I get to have three days with my grandson and daughter!

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Calm down. Act your age.

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Thank goodness. I'm so happy.

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So...

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He can stay for a while.

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Are you a girl?

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On top of that, when I went to the next room earlier...

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All right! I finally did it!

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I was able to touch my grandson when I passed by him!

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I'm so happy!

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I wonder if that's what you call bonding with your grandchild...

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Don't think so.

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Oh, that's right. We brought you a gift. I hope you like it.

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Oh, that's castella!

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Yep! Dad loves it, right?

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Oh, he does? I'm impressed you remembered that.

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Of course I would!

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Stop it already. He'll get emotional again.

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Kurumi picked out a gift for me...

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Though to be honest, I rather dislike castella.

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But the thought alone brings a lump to my throat!

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Don't cry if you don't like it.

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Well then, let's eat it together!

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This one is for grandpa.

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Kuu, take this to him.

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My grandson is coming?!

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My grandson is coming!

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Wh-What do I do? I gotta do something!

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He's here!

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What is it?

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Dad, I brought castella for you. Please have some.

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Get lost!

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I'm sorry!

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All I did was bring him the castella...

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Sorry. I didn't really want to go.

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Idiot! Why did you have to bring it?

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I'd take anyone but you!

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Fine then.

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I thought my grandson would bring it!

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What is it now? What do you want?

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He still talks like that in that position, huh?

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Impressive. In this situation, people would usually be panicking.

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It takes a real veteran tsundere to keep calm like this.

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It's my grandson!

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But of course, this is how he is in his head.

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Oh no. He saw me acting strange.

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We're alone! I don't know what to do!

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You're creeping me out, geezer.

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Good grief. I'll leave this here, okay?

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Oh no! He's gonna leave! I have to stop him.

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Don't pass this chance up to talk to him. Say something, Kumagorou!

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He's gone! Stupid me!

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Kusuo went through all that trouble to bring it!

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I'm hopeless.

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I'm a stupid old man who even now worries about his dignity and appearance

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so much that he can't get along with his grandson.

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I'm just gonna end up dying alone.

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What a hopeless old man.

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You have a longer history of being tsundere than me,

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so I'll play the nice one this time.

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The two of them quietly sat there and ate castella the whole time.

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Kusuo, do you have a girl you like?

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What?! N-No way!

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You don't? You're already sixteen. You should be more adventurous.

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Then come closer, Grandpa Kuma.

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What? Do you need to whisper something?

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Listen.

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Don't tell my mom and dad, okay?

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Oh, that was just a dream.

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I didn't know there was an amusement park around here.

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I completely forgot about it too.

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We used to go there often when Kurumi was young.

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Hot springs are nice, but it's fun to go somewhere like this once in a while.

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Hmph. Ridiculous.

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Why do I have to go to an amusement park?

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Oh come on, honey. It'll be fun.

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Seriously. Who suggested an amusement park?

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That would be you.

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Come to think of it, I wonder why that brochure was there...

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Hot springs aren't any fun for kids, right?

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We should go somewhere exciting so that my grandson will come again.

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I can almost see his happy face.

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Just how old do you think I am? Sheesh.

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It should be around here... Is this it?

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Um... Did I take a wrong turn?

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It's here.

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It's this.

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This is it.

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This is the place?

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Wow! I haven't been here for ages!

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Is this place safe?

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How should I know?

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I wonder if it's been twenty years...

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That run-down sign...

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The Ferris wheel that's always out of order...

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The rusted roller coaster pillars that look like they're about to break...

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Nothing's changed a bit since twenty years ago!

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Something should have.

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Is this place really safe?

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Well, the roller coaster is running, and they do seem open for business, but...

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Ow! What was that?

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Want to go home?

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Good idea.

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What goes in the box?

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This mustbe the work of [????] Reunion!

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Say, honey.

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Maybe instead of the amusement park, the hot spr—

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Here, I got free passes.

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Kusuo, you can ride anything you like.

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Wow, thanks! What shall we ride, Kuu?!

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The car that takes us home.

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We gotta ride a roller coaster first, right?

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No, we don't.

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No, no, no! Let's not ride that one!

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Why not? Are you scared of the roller coaster, honey?

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He is, but not in the way you're thinking.

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It'll be fine! I rode it all the time when I was a kid!

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Now, let's go! We've come this far.

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Well, I saw some people riding it earlier, so it's probably okay, but...

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Here, hurry up and sign!

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Uh, sign what now?

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What else could it be? A waiver!

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We're riding a roller coaster. Of course you have to sign it, right? You too, Kuu.

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This looks like what you'd sign when you go bungee jumping abroad.

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Once in your seat, please bring the safety bar down.

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Kusuo, should something happen, don't worry about me.

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Help your mother.

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Riding a roller coaster shouldn't require this kind of resolve.

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The ride is starting.

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Since I'm a psychic, this is pretty boring.

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I don't have to simulate the experience of flying because I can actually fly.

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Those two would never imagine that in their wildest dreams, though.

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Hey, my grandmother's dressed like a young woman.

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Oh, we're finally at the peak. Now all that's left is the drop.

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Kusuo, Kusuo...

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This thing went up.

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This is one has loops!

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What's with him?

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- The sky is beautiful.
- Was it that scary?

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Hmph. He ought to try being a man.

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Hey, honey!

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He took advantage of the fact that I couldn't ride roller coasters

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so that he could sit next to my
precious grandson! What cheek!

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And he sat so close to him! Was he rubbing it in my face?

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I hate him! I'm so jealous of him!

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How do you call yourself a man?

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Says the guy who acts like a girl.

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Well then, let's ride something that's not so intense.

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Hey, look! The Ferris wheel is actually moving! Wow!

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- That's a first!
- I don't like those sounds.

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Let's all ride it together!

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You'll be okay with that one, right, honey?

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Yeah... I should survive somehow.

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He's rapidly aging!

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He's been traumatized...

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I'm sorry! I'll tend to him, so you guys go ride the Ferris wheel!

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- Honey! Hang in there!
- Oh, is it already time for dinner?

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I wonder if he's okay.

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Hmph! He really is pathetic.

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Well, why don't you two go ride it?

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What? You're not riding it?

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Oh, did you forget? I don't like heights.

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Please do not stand while the ride is moving.

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I'm alone with my grandson again! All right!

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My heart is pounding. It's going pitter-patter!

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I couldn't speak with him at all yesterday,

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but this time will be a different story!

00:12:20.536 --> 00:12:23.038
Now, what should I say?

00:12:23.038 --> 00:12:24.665
Oh, that's right! Stories about the war!

00:12:24.665 --> 00:12:27.626
No, wait! I was born after the war.

00:12:27.626 --> 00:12:30.588
Oh, that's right! I should ask things like if he's enjoying school.

00:12:30.588 --> 00:12:33.257
I practiced all sorts of responses yesterday!

00:12:33.257 --> 00:12:34.300
Okay, here we go.

00:12:36.886 --> 00:12:39.138
Oh no! "Hmph" is the only thing that came out!

00:12:39.138 --> 00:12:41.390
We'll end up not talking at all again like this!

00:12:41.390 --> 00:12:42.558
Stop talking already.

00:12:42.558 --> 00:12:44.769
Hmph. He really is pathetic.

00:12:44.769 --> 00:12:47.146
Collapsing in an amusement park? Honestly.

00:12:47.146 --> 00:12:49.023
I don't get what Kurumi sees in him.

00:12:49.023 --> 00:12:50.065
He's a good-for-nothing.

00:12:50.065 --> 00:12:52.610
Don't become like him, okay?

00:12:52.610 --> 00:12:54.445
Whoa! I can finally speak!

00:12:54.445 --> 00:12:55.738
All right! I'll keep going.

00:12:55.738 --> 00:12:58.657
It must be tough to have a father like that.

00:12:58.657 --> 00:13:00.910
If you ever need help, I'll—

00:13:01.577 --> 00:13:03.370
Wh-What's going on?!

00:13:03.370 --> 00:13:06.040
It's true that he's an undependable, hopeless father,

00:13:06.040 --> 00:13:07.708
but he's still my father.

00:13:07.708 --> 00:13:09.877
I don't like it when someone insults him.

00:13:09.877 --> 00:13:11.754
This is terrible!

00:13:11.754 --> 00:13:13.798
That's the one your dad and Kusuo are in!

00:13:13.798 --> 00:13:15.257
What the heck is Kuu doing?!

00:13:15.257 --> 00:13:15.758
What?!

00:13:15.758 --> 00:13:18.260
Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on?!

00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:20.012
Help!

00:13:20.012 --> 00:13:21.889
He's started to show his true self.

00:13:21.889 --> 00:13:23.474
I'll keep this up and make him show even—

00:13:23.474 --> 00:13:24.725
Kusuo!

00:13:24.725 --> 00:13:27.728
Hold on to me! I'll save you no matter what!

00:13:31.982 --> 00:13:32.900
Sorry.

00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:35.444
That wasn't like me. I went too far.

00:13:35.444 --> 00:13:37.029
But, I'm impressed.

00:13:37.029 --> 00:13:39.365
He had the composure to try saving me in that situation.

00:13:39.824 --> 00:13:41.575
He's different from my dad after all.

00:13:42.368 --> 00:13:43.828
I guess I'll tell him thanks.

00:13:45.538 --> 00:13:46.580
The sky is beautiful.

00:13:46.580 --> 00:13:48.457
The sky is blue.

00:13:48.457 --> 00:13:50.960
They're two of a kind after all.

00:13:57.758 --> 00:13:58.634
We're going home!

00:13:59.468 --> 00:14:02.179
- We're already going home?
- Your bedhead is as crazy as ever, honey.

00:14:02.179 --> 00:14:04.807
Dad's gonna give us a ride, so hurry up and get ready.

00:14:05.558 --> 00:14:07.017
It'll be lonely with them gone.

00:14:07.017 --> 00:14:08.686
Hmph. Good riddance.

00:14:09.270 --> 00:14:12.022
I'm gonna miss them so bad! I want them to stay longer!

00:14:12.022 --> 00:14:12.773
Oh, that's right.

00:14:12.773 --> 00:14:14.608
Thanks, Dad.

00:14:14.608 --> 00:14:16.861
We finally got to spend some relaxing time as a family.

00:14:16.861 --> 00:14:17.570
We'll come again.

00:14:17.570 --> 00:14:19.738
I wonder when we can come next.

00:14:19.738 --> 00:14:22.283
Hmph. It may be sooner than you think.

00:14:22.283 --> 00:14:24.243
Good grief. He's up to something again.

00:14:24.243 --> 00:14:26.078
What time was our train leaving again?

00:14:26.078 --> 00:14:29.248
There are only two or three trains a day, so if we're late, it'll be—

00:14:29.748 --> 00:14:31.917
Oh, shoot. I ran out of gas.

00:14:31.917 --> 00:14:33.669
What?! That's not good!

00:14:33.669 --> 00:14:35.588
There aren't any gas stations around here!

00:14:35.588 --> 00:14:36.714
Sorry, it was careless of me.

00:14:36.714 --> 00:14:38.591
- Good grief, old geezer. You did it this time.
- What?

00:14:39.508 --> 00:14:41.594
I siphoned the gas before we left.

00:14:41.677 --> 00:14:43.345
Forgive me, Kurumi and Kusuo.

00:14:43.345 --> 00:14:45.055
This is my final act of selfishness.

00:14:45.097 --> 00:14:46.724
What do we do? If we're late,

00:14:46.724 --> 00:14:49.810
the next train won't leave until dusk, so we can't go home.

00:14:49.810 --> 00:14:50.978
What a pickle.

00:14:50.978 --> 00:14:53.188
Even if you walk from here, you won't make it on time.

00:14:53.188 --> 00:14:55.107
You may have no choice but go back to our house.

00:14:55.107 --> 00:14:56.609
Your acting needs work.

00:14:57.818 --> 00:14:59.820
What is it, Kuu? Inside the trunk?

00:15:00.613 --> 00:15:01.739
There's a gas tank!

00:15:01.739 --> 00:15:03.198
Wh-What's that doing in there?

00:15:03.198 --> 00:15:04.909
"That"? You knew about it?

00:15:04.909 --> 00:15:06.827
Uh, well, it's for emergencies.

00:15:06.827 --> 00:15:09.079
Of course I knew about his plot,

00:15:09.496 --> 00:15:11.040
so I put it in the trunk before we left.

00:15:11.040 --> 00:15:12.249
What's going on?!

00:15:12.249 --> 00:15:16.045
But how'd you know the gas was in the trunk, Kusuo?

00:15:17.087 --> 00:15:17.880
Don't keep quiet.

00:15:17.880 --> 00:15:20.049
You can just tell her I saw it from the backseat.

00:15:20.049 --> 00:15:23.177
Well, um... A hunch, I guess? I don't know...

00:15:23.177 --> 00:15:25.054
But like, who cares about the details?

00:15:25.054 --> 00:15:26.555
Your acting needs work too.

00:15:26.555 --> 00:15:29.183
Y-Yeah. I bet some mysterious powers were at play and—

00:15:29.183 --> 00:15:30.476
No! Not mysterious!

00:15:30.476 --> 00:15:32.478
I don't know anything about mysterious powers!

00:15:32.478 --> 00:15:34.939
Drop the cliched "reveal it while trying to cover it up" manga shtick.

00:15:35.648 --> 00:15:37.483
Good grief. She's more suspicious now.

00:15:38.317 --> 00:15:41.487
Well, they're my grandparents, so
 I don't really mind if they find out.

00:15:41.528 --> 00:15:44.239
If I remember correctly, it was around when I was in 2nd grade.

00:15:44.239 --> 00:15:46.825
My parents really were trying to tell them about me.

00:15:46.825 --> 00:15:47.785
But...

00:15:47.785 --> 00:15:49.286
You probably shouldn't.

00:15:49.286 --> 00:15:52.039
There's no way that regular people would accept him.

00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:54.625
If Grandma and Grandpa find out that he's a monster,

00:15:54.625 --> 00:15:56.627
they'll be so shocked that their hearts will stop.

00:15:57.419 --> 00:15:58.963
I remembered someone annoying.

00:15:59.588 --> 00:16:00.798
What's wrong?

00:16:00.798 --> 00:16:02.299
Don't stop so suddenly!

00:16:02.299 --> 00:16:03.842
Look up ahead.

00:16:03.842 --> 00:16:07.262
All right! I never thought something like this would happen!

00:16:07.262 --> 00:16:08.263
This is...

00:16:08.263 --> 00:16:10.766
What a miracle!

00:16:10.766 --> 00:16:12.309
We have no choice.

00:16:12.309 --> 00:16:15.020
- Sorry, but we have to go back.
- Hey, try not to sound so happy.

00:16:15.020 --> 00:16:16.313
This isn't good...

00:16:16.313 --> 00:16:18.148
We're too far to make it on foot.

00:16:18.148 --> 00:16:20.109
If we have Kusuo use his powers...

00:16:20.109 --> 00:16:21.568
but he can't in front of your parents.

00:16:21.568 --> 00:16:23.779
What're you doing? Get in already.

00:16:25.739 --> 00:16:26.699
Kuu?

00:16:26.699 --> 00:16:27.866
I think it's time we told them.

00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:30.703
What's he doing?

00:16:30.703 --> 00:16:32.287
Hey, you too? Where are you going?

00:16:32.287 --> 00:16:35.290
You have something to tell us about Kusuo, right?

00:16:35.290 --> 00:16:36.000
Mom...

00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:38.544
I can tell that much. Since yesterday...

00:16:38.544 --> 00:16:40.295
No, for a long time, something seemed off.

00:16:40.295 --> 00:16:41.088
What?

00:16:41.088 --> 00:16:41.964
Did you know that

00:16:41.964 --> 00:16:45.884
when you lie, you always hide your thumbs?

00:16:45.884 --> 00:16:48.137
There were more obvious signs than that.

00:16:48.137 --> 00:16:51.807
Don't worry. We've lived longer than you.

00:16:51.807 --> 00:16:54.309
There isn't much that can shock us.

00:16:54.309 --> 00:16:56.437
Okay. Then I'll tell you.

00:16:56.437 --> 00:16:58.939
Kusuo has psychic powers.

00:17:00.190 --> 00:17:01.775
Hey, you're super shocked.

00:17:02.818 --> 00:17:03.902
You can't even speak.

00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:06.947
P-Psychic powers? You mean like hand tricks?

00:17:06.947 --> 00:17:09.199
Well... Close, but not quite.

00:17:09.199 --> 00:17:10.784
Then, he gets in a bag?

00:17:10.784 --> 00:17:12.244
Well... Getting colder.

00:17:12.244 --> 00:17:15.205
Um... Okay, we'll show you one more time.

00:17:15.205 --> 00:17:16.790
Levitation.

00:17:16.790 --> 00:17:18.417
Pyrokinesis.

00:17:18.417 --> 00:17:19.668
Teleportation.

00:17:21.003 --> 00:17:22.546
They still don't seem to grasp it.

00:17:22.546 --> 00:17:24.089
Okay, next up is Psycho Bit.

00:17:24.089 --> 00:17:24.840
That's enough.

00:17:24.840 --> 00:17:27.760
I understand Kusuo's powers now.

00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:30.304
I need a little time to think. Leave me alone.

00:17:30.304 --> 00:17:33.599
Give me a break! What's with the teleportation business?!

00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:36.977
If he can do that, they could've come to see us more often!

00:17:36.977 --> 00:17:37.978
Wait...

00:17:37.978 --> 00:17:40.689
If he can read people's minds, then that means that my thoughts...

00:17:40.689 --> 00:17:42.274
I heard them loud and clear.

00:17:42.274 --> 00:17:46.737
Kusuo having those powers was a real surprise, wasn't it?

00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:49.698
That might've been the reason...

00:17:49.698 --> 00:17:50.324
What?

00:17:50.324 --> 00:17:52.993
I'm talking about Kusuo's older brother, Kuusuke.

00:17:52.993 --> 00:17:55.996
I see. You may be right.

00:17:55.996 --> 00:17:57.456
This must be the work of [????] Reunion!
What goes in the box?

00:17:59.083 --> 00:18:00.959
What else could it have been?

00:18:07.007 --> 00:18:09.843
As I thought, wearing this makes me feel uneasy.

00:18:09.843 --> 00:18:12.179
I'm wearing this at school because

00:18:12.179 --> 00:18:14.139
I'm trying to avoid spoilers for the mega popular game

00:18:14.139 --> 00:18:16.850
The Horror Stories of Kunio Saitou: Monsters Beyond Limits,

00:18:16.850 --> 00:18:18.936
which was released yesterday.

00:18:18.936 --> 00:18:21.563
Normally, I don't care about newly released video games,

00:18:21.563 --> 00:18:24.399
but this is based on a manga I like, so I have to play it.

00:18:24.399 --> 00:18:28.070
This is a game that stars the amazing Kunio Saitou. Yes, that Saitou.

00:18:28.070 --> 00:18:30.697
I was actually going to go buy it on the release date,

00:18:30.697 --> 00:18:32.658
but Nendou got in my way and stopped me.

00:18:32.658 --> 00:18:36.620
So I asked my mom to go buy it for me while I'm at school today.

00:18:37.454 --> 00:18:38.997
Saitou will be waiting for me at home.

00:18:38.997 --> 00:18:39.998
Hey, Saiki.

00:18:39.998 --> 00:18:42.334
Whoa! Wh-What's the matter, Saiki?!

00:18:42.334 --> 00:18:44.878
Since I'm not using telepathy today, that surprised me.

00:18:44.878 --> 00:18:47.798
Good grief. Maybe I should take off the silencer.

00:18:47.798 --> 00:18:49.883
No one could have finished the game in one day.

00:18:49.883 --> 00:18:50.717
Anyway, Saiki,

00:18:51.218 --> 00:18:53.470
have you played that Horror Stories of Kunio Saitou game?

00:18:53.470 --> 00:18:55.347
I stayed up all night to beat it!

00:18:55.347 --> 00:18:57.307
Someone did! I can't take it off after all.

00:18:57.307 --> 00:18:59.643
- It's Saitou! It's Kaidou!
- I'll just have to bear it until school's over.

00:19:01.395 --> 00:19:03.605
- Okay, it's over. I'll leave school right away.
- Saiki!

00:19:03.605 --> 00:19:04.857
- Ugh. It's Kaidou.
- Kaidou has appeared!

00:19:04.857 --> 00:19:06.483
Kaidou is looking at you like he wants to go home with you.

00:19:06.775 --> 00:19:07.234
What do I do?

00:19:07.234 --> 00:19:08.944
Go home with him. Ignore him. Use
psychokinesis. "Ngh... My right arm..."

00:19:08.944 --> 00:19:09.736
Psychokinesis!

00:19:11.655 --> 00:19:12.156
What's
this?

00:19:12.156 --> 00:19:13.157
Tome of This
Mortal Existence?

00:19:13.157 --> 00:19:14.449
Gah, that's...!

00:19:14.449 --> 00:19:16.910
You shouldn't leave something like that at school.

00:19:16.910 --> 00:19:18.704
Okay, now to leave school.

00:19:18.704 --> 00:19:19.955
Takahashi has appeared!

00:19:19.955 --> 00:19:21.165
I don't care
about him.

00:19:21.165 --> 00:19:22.666
Use pyrokinesis on him. Use X-ray vision.
Apport him. Just punch him for no reason.

00:19:23.417 --> 00:19:26.170
What's wrong, Saiki?
No! Wrong choice.

00:19:26.170 --> 00:19:27.880
This isn't like me. One more time.

00:19:28.338 --> 00:19:30.257
Huh? What? My
body feels really hot...

00:19:30.966 --> 00:19:32.676
No difference. Then...

00:19:32.676 --> 00:19:35.220
I'll exchange him for something of equal value with an apport.

00:19:35.220 --> 00:19:36.847
But the value of his body is zero.

00:19:37.222 --> 00:19:40.434
So our school uniform costs the same as a Japanese-style toilet, huh?

00:19:41.643 --> 00:19:42.519
Teruhashi has appeared!

00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:43.854
I got stalled dealing with Takahashi,

00:19:43.854 --> 00:19:45.522
Where did Saiki go?
so I wasn't able to avoid Teruhashi.

00:19:45.522 --> 00:19:47.774
She's probably looking for me. I'll
have him say "Oh.." to me today for sure!

00:19:47.774 --> 00:19:49.151
Talk with her. Go back.
Turn invisible. "Oh..."

00:19:49.151 --> 00:19:52.738
Okay. I'll dash out of school while
I'm invisible. Looks like he's not here.

00:19:53.989 --> 00:19:55.574
Whatcha
doing, Saiki?

00:19:55.574 --> 00:19:57.034
Toritsuka is a spirit medium, so he can still see
me when I'm invisible. Toritsuka has appeared!

00:19:58.035 --> 00:20:00.579
If someone touches me, I'm no longer invisible.

00:20:00.579 --> 00:20:04.208
And once I'm no longer invisible,
I can't turn back again for a minute.

00:20:04.208 --> 00:20:04.833
Now what do I do?

00:20:04.833 --> 00:20:06.793
Explain the situation. Run for it.
Punch him in the gut. Snuff out his life.

00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.130
Good thing no one's around.

00:20:10.130 --> 00:20:13.050
Hairo has appeared! Oh, Saiki! You
want to go to tennis club together?

00:20:13.050 --> 00:20:14.134
Another pain in the neck...

00:20:14.134 --> 00:20:15.510
- I guess I have no choice.
- "My stomach kinda hurts..." "I'm coming down with a fever..." "My grandfather is sick..." "Let's do it!!"

00:20:15.719 --> 00:20:16.094
Okay!

00:20:16.094 --> 00:20:18.972
Let's
bunny hop
all the
way to the
courts!

00:20:18.972 --> 00:20:20.432
It worked.

00:20:20.432 --> 00:20:23.977
I used hypnosis to have Toritsuka appear as me. It
worked. I used hypnosis to have Toritsuka appear as me.

00:20:23.977 --> 00:20:27.481
Kuboyasu has appeared! Hey, Saiki. I heard
there's something interesting behind the school.

00:20:27.481 --> 00:20:31.485
I don't know what he means, but I bet it's absolutely uninteresting to me.

00:20:32.069 --> 00:20:33.904
- Call for Kaidou. Show annoyed face. Get him a part-time job. Boil eggs.
- What does "Boil eggs" mean?

00:20:33.904 --> 00:20:34.821
- Hand over your money.
- Kongou controlled by an egg has appeared.

00:20:34.821 --> 00:20:35.322
Oh, this.

00:20:35.322 --> 00:20:37.783
- I can't stand half-assed punks like you!
- Kuboyasu took the egg guy behind the school.

00:20:37.783 --> 00:20:39.868
I didn't expect this, but it worked out okay.

00:20:40.869 --> 00:20:42.287
Nendou has appeared!

00:20:42.287 --> 00:20:44.873
Nendou is doing a mysterious dance.
And what's with the side- stepping?

00:20:45.374 --> 00:20:48.543
Oh well. I'll have to
take a longer route.

00:20:48.543 --> 00:20:53.298
- Dammit! When I came to, I was soaking wet in a toilet, and  this was the only change of clothes I found. This *s!
- Metal Takahashi has appeared!

00:20:53.882 --> 00:20:55.425
I don't know where he went,

00:20:55.425 --> 00:20:57.552
but that armor lets me exchange him with something more valuable now.

00:20:57.552 --> 00:20:59.054
Use pyrokinesis on him. Apport him.
Use X-ray vision. Beat him up good.

00:21:00.347 --> 00:21:01.723
But it still was a toilet.

00:21:03.392 --> 00:21:04.643
Kuniharu has appeared! Kusuemon!

00:21:04.643 --> 00:21:05.644
What is he doing here?

00:21:05.769 --> 00:21:09.523
It looks like
Mr. Asou's manga won't make it on time. Help, Kusuemon!

00:21:09.564 --> 00:21:10.899
- Dunno who that is.
- Draw the manga for him. "I'm coming down with a fever..." Ignore him. "My grandfather is sick..."

00:21:10.899 --> 00:21:11.733
Dunno who
that is.

00:21:11.733 --> 00:21:12.859
Grandpa has appeared!

00:21:12.859 --> 00:21:15.779
- Hmph. So this is Kusuo's school, is it?
- Another pain in the neck has appeared.

00:21:15.779 --> 00:21:17.239
Play a video game with him. Eat coffee jelly with him.
Give him a shoulder massage coupon. Snap your fingers.

00:21:17.239 --> 00:21:18.949
I'll ask him to let me pass in return for this.

00:21:20.075 --> 00:21:22.369
Whoooooa!
Kusuo!

00:21:22.369 --> 00:21:22.911
You're
such

00:21:22.911 --> 00:21:24.288
a kind grandson! Grandpa
became affectionate.

00:21:24.288 --> 00:21:27.874
Kusuo!
 Let's play a game!
Let's play that
Saitou game
together!

00:21:27.874 --> 00:21:31.920
I stayed up all night to beat it so I could play
with you! So the final boss was my grandfather.

00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:32.671
Dammit! What do I do?

00:21:32.671 --> 00:21:34.548
Play a video game with him. Eat coffee jelly with him. Give him a
shoulder massage coupon. Snap your fingers. Eat coffee jelly with him.

00:21:34.756 --> 00:21:37.134
I guess I'll save here for the time being.
Save

00:21:38.385 --> 00:21:40.304
It'd be a waste to rush through the game in one sitting.

00:21:40.762 --> 00:21:42.973
But what a wonderful game this is.

00:21:42.973 --> 00:21:46.560
Just to be clear. This game is
The Horror Stories of Kunio Saitou.

00:21:46.560 --> 00:21:47.394
The main character's face may look like my face on the screen,
Kaidou is looking at you like he wants to go home with you.

00:21:47.394 --> 00:21:48.312
Where
did Saiki
go?

00:21:48.312 --> 00:21:49.187
Huh? What? My
body feels really hot...

00:21:49.187 --> 00:21:50.063
I don't care
about him.

00:21:50.063 --> 00:21:55.110
but that's just because I used hypnosis to make
Saitou's face appear as mine. Toritsuka has appeared!

00:21:55.110 --> 00:21:56.903
This is not a game that stars Kusuo Saiki. It looks like
Mr. Asou's manga won't make it on time. Help, Kusuemon!

00:21:56.903 --> 00:21:59.823
I repeat. This is not a game that stars Kusuo Saiki. Grandpa
has appeared! Hmph. So this is Kusuo's school, is it?

00:21:59.823 --> 00:22:05.829
Still, this is an excellent game, and I'd like all watching to try their hands
at it some- day.

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As I mentioned at the beginning,
this episode was about my spring break.

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Now a new school term will begin.

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Don't worry. I'll still be in Class 2-3.

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Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K...

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Oh, it's Toritsuka.

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Good grief. I guess I'll transform into a girl.