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Here we go

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Shnorf, shnorf
sh-shnorf-shnorf

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shnorf-shnorf-shnorf, shnorf

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Shnorf, shnorf
Sh-shnorf-shnorf

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Sh-shnorf-shnorf-shnorf
shnorf

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Hi there!

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Aah! You shnorfled me!

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I haven't seen you around
Shnorfingham Forest before.

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You're not
Silly Shnorf,

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Crafty Shnorf,
or Snotty Shnorf.

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I'm new.

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I'm Handsome Shnorf.

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I should've guessed!

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So...

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you want to shnorf?

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Okay!

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What are you doin'?

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Just shnorfing
the shnorfing Shnorfs

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with a shnorf
and a shnorf-shnorf.

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You know saying "shnorf"
over and over

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is not making what you're doing
seem any less creepy.

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But it does give me a good idea.

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To knock next time,
so you don't walk in on a guy...

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shnorfing?

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No, to update the Shnorfs.

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We could create
fully interactive Shnorfs 2.0.

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Give them the ability
to move on their own, talk,

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even have personalities.

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So what do you think?

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Shnorf!
Shnorf, shnorf.

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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So here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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Sure, it cost
thousands of dollars

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to have this designed and built,

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but I'll finally get
the best of those kids,

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Mrs. Bubkes?

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...Just dusting.
And not reverse dusting.

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I was looking you up online
and barely found anything,

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other than your profile
on Desperate Date...

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the same dating site
Candace uses.

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Though your profile
got a lot more hits!

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There aren't
any photos

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or videos of you as a kid.

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Anywhere.

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Do you even have any?

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...Of course!

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...Not online.

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Bubkes private person.

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Not according to
all the racy details

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on your dating profile!

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Anyway, I'll need
that home video.

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Of you as a kid.

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Again, not the ones

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you mentioned
in your profile.

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Why?

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I'm editing a video
for the Knickknack website,

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showing all the employees
as little kids.

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It's called "There's A
Little Kid In All Of Us."

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I hope people don't think
I'm pregnant.

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Anyway, I'll need that video.

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Uhh... No problem.

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Bubkes find kid.

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Find vid... eo.

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Bubkes find video. Of me!

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Not other kid.

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Great.

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But first...

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this counter
is really dusty.

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Clean it up, would you?

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So, how does
your Shnorf look?

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That's a rather
personal question.

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He was talking to me.

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And it looks great!

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It moves, it speaks,
it has personality.

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Okay, I clearly don't know
what a Shnorf is.

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It's a toy.

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Piper's made a Shnorf
that will talk to you.

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Oh, you finally
took my advice

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and made yourself
a friend.

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So, what kind of personality
did you give it?

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Wow. I'm handsome.

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Really shnorfing handsome!

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You're so tiny and cute!

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Thank you.

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He was talking to me!

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He said tiny and cute.

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You're not cute.

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And that brings us
to the roller coaster.

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Who'd like to ride it?

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-Oh, me, me, me!
-Me!

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Okay. Good to know.

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Sure, this place looks fun,

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but you should've seen it
in the old days.

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The drab, grey walls,
the cubicles,

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the way the employees
were so full of fear

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that, when I entered the room,
they would often vomit. Ohh!

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I read you lost the company.

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To a kid.

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What size babushka
do you wear?

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Candace?

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What are you
doing here?

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I reached out
to a local orphanage

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and am taking these orphans,

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who have so little
in their lives,

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on a tour
of the toy company.

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That's actually
kind of sweet.

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But if you want to kick 'em out
onto the streets, fine!

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Especially the boys,

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and any girls who don't have

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Bubkes-like colouring
and features.

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No, of course
they can stay.

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You heard the man! Out!

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Ooh, can I ride
the roller coaster now?

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Sure. As long as you have
your parents' permission.

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Ooh, sorry!

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Gee, I wonder why
no one seems to like you.

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I know, right?

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But we can have fun!

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We can play...

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dress-up!

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This is so boring.

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We're at a toy company.

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Can't we play with toys?

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Sure.

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Here you go.

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You know what
else would be fun?

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Doing silly talk.

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Silly talk.

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Now you try.

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This is stupid.

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Okay, you got

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the bitter English words
at the end part right,

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but you need
more silly talk lead-in.

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Wait.

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Let me get my camera.

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Oh, no!

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The orphan's gone.

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At least no one
will be worried sick.

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I'm in the shed!

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What kind of scam
you running here?

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Turns out, to get Jarvis
to fall in love with me,

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I just need to be myself.

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So which one of these
do you think I should wear

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to look most
like myself?

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Ugh, they're both hideous!

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So either one.

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Is this little guy
bothering you?

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Go away.

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Piper and I have... plans.

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Listen,
we need to shnorf.

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My thoughts exactly.

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I mean talk.
Shnorf as in talk.

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Oh.

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It's just that...

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I shnorf you,
but I shnorf you as a friend.

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I don't understand.

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Oh, I thought we were just
replacing random words

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with "shnorf."

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No, I understand that.

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I don't understand
why you're not into me.

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Because, after all,

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you know what they say--

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once you go orange,
you never go...

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Gah! Nothing rhymes
with "orange."

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It's just...

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I'm in shnorf
with someone else.

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Who? Who could you possibly
shnorf more than me?

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Hey, Piper.
I wanted to show you

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the new poster I designed
for the new Shnorfs.

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You busy?

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Nope. Just standing here
being myself.

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Unless you like
this myself better.

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It's that guy?

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I understand.

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I guess
there's nothing I can do.

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Except...

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Kill him!

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Oof!

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I can't believe Piper's
in love with Jarvis.

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If I see him again,

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I'm going to
shnorf his head off

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and shnorf
down his shnorf.

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Just enjoy your
shnorfleberry juice

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and forget about Piper.

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Everyone else does.

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Hey, Aster--

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Aah!

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I forgot
you were there.

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Anyway,
I've been shnorfing.

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I mean, thinking.

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Maybe this Shnorf
will get over me

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if he falls in love
with someone else.

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Someone who will love him
as much as he loves me.

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Wow! You're handsome.

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Really shnorfing
handsome.

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Look, you're nice and all,
but...

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I'm just getting over
a bad shnorf-up.

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If you want him to fall
for another woman,

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might I suggest...

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Now we're talkin'!

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We are?
What are we talking about?

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I don't know.

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But I never know what
anyone's talking about.

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Oops. I forgot
to say "shnorf"!

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Shnorf!

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He likes her,

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but that boyish Shnorf

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keeps sticking her shnorf
where it doesn't belong.

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We should sign her up
for Desperate-Date-dot-Shnorf.

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Or just give him
a best friend

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to keep her busy.

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Hey, baby.
Shnorf here often?

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I told you!
I'm not interested.

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Shnorf means shnorf.

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Creepy Shnorf
is striking out.

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Maybe he just needs
a little shnorf-over.

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No way. I'm an acclaimed
fashion designer.

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I do not make clothes
for Shnorfs.

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Find someone else.

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Shnorftacular!

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My outfit, that is.

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You look okay in it.

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Hey, my shnorfs.
What's shnorfin'?

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Where did you
come from?

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Uh, I don't know.
Shnorf Dakota?

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I don't know if
we solved the problem,

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or just created
five new ones.

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Don't you mean six?

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...Shnorf.

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Huh. That's odd.

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Piper, have you seen
that Shnorf?

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He escaped from
the jar I put him in.

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I think
I made the holes too big.

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Uhh...
No, I haven't seen him.

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Quick! Hide the Shnorfs!

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Okay.

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No!

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Aah!

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Oh, good.
I don't see him.

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I can't believe
that Shnorf tried to kill me.

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You find that funny?

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What? No!

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Aster just told me a joke.

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Tell it to me.

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-What?
-You heard him, Aster.

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Tell him the joke.

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It's really funny.

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I'm still laughing at it.

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Uh... the joke?

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Piper's hiding six Shnorfs
in her ugly shirt!

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I don't get it.

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Me neither.

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Piper...

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You can come out, guys.

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No thank you!

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Ooh!

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Oh, thank goodness
I'm out of there!

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Not my cup of shnorf.

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Piper, did you make
these Shnorfs?

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Yes, but I can explain.

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Explain that
these little guys are awesome?

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No need to brag, Piper.

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I think we've got
a great toy on our hands.

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Well, on your shoulders.

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Woo-hoo!

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I still kind of
want to kill him.

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Great home movie,
Mrs. Bubkes.

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You haven't
changed a bit.

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You've changed a lot!

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Even your eye colour,
I think.

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...Home movie okay?

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It's perfect.

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Now there's only
one person around here

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who seems to have

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no childhood photos
or videos.

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Me!

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I'm starting to think
my parents hate me.

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Did he buy it?

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Hook, line,
and sinker!

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That's a fishing expression.

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People with parents

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often have dads
who take them fishing,

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and they learn such things.

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The point is,
our plan worked.

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You were great!

00:12:35.843 --> 00:12:37.553
It was fun!

00:12:42.057 --> 00:12:43.726
Okay. Well, see ya!

00:12:43.726 --> 00:12:45.227
Actually...

00:12:45.227 --> 00:12:46.729
I'll probably never
see you again,

00:12:46.729 --> 00:12:48.355
so goodbye forever.

00:12:48.355 --> 00:12:49.774
Wait!

00:12:49.774 --> 00:12:51.150
You're leaving?

00:12:51.150 --> 00:12:53.152
Yeah. I've got to get back
to the orphanage.

00:12:53.152 --> 00:12:55.154
It's Wednesday.
We're having baloney.

00:12:55.154 --> 00:12:57.072
Well, faux-loney.

00:12:57.072 --> 00:12:59.200
We can't afford real baloney.

00:13:06.207 --> 00:13:08.626
This is
so shnorf-citing!

00:13:08.626 --> 00:13:10.419
They're putting us
in a TV show!

00:13:10.419 --> 00:13:11.337
They are?

00:13:11.337 --> 00:13:13.088
Yeah.

00:13:13.088 --> 00:13:14.632
Why else would we
be putting on makeup?

00:13:14.632 --> 00:13:17.092
No reason.

00:13:19.178 --> 00:13:21.180
Guys, this
isn't a TV show.

00:13:21.180 --> 00:13:22.723
It's a commercial!

00:13:22.723 --> 00:13:25.017
You've got to
be shnorfing me!

00:13:25.017 --> 00:13:27.686
What's so bad
about a commercial?

00:13:27.686 --> 00:13:29.104
Sure, we'll have
less lines,

00:13:29.104 --> 00:13:30.564
but, as they say,

00:13:30.564 --> 00:13:32.775
there are no small parts,

00:13:32.775 --> 00:13:36.237
only small actors.

00:13:36.237 --> 00:13:38.447
We're not the actors,
we're the product.

00:13:38.447 --> 00:13:40.324
They're planning
on selling us.

00:13:41.700 --> 00:13:43.911
They're going to
split us up?

00:13:43.911 --> 00:13:46.121
Each sold separately?

00:13:46.121 --> 00:13:48.457
But we've been together
our whole lives!

00:13:48.457 --> 00:13:51.335
Like two hours.

00:13:51.335 --> 00:13:52.795
That's it!

00:13:52.795 --> 00:13:54.296
We're getting
out of here.

00:13:54.296 --> 00:13:56.382
And nothing's
going to stop us!

00:14:00.010 --> 00:14:03.055
Ooh...
That's gonna leave a shnorf.

00:14:06.141 --> 00:14:07.226
Mrs. Bubkes,

00:14:07.226 --> 00:14:08.644
I found
a home movie of me,

00:14:08.644 --> 00:14:10.271
and finished editing the video
for the Knickknack website.

00:14:10.271 --> 00:14:11.230
You want to see it?

00:14:11.230 --> 00:14:14.066
No.

00:14:14.066 --> 00:14:15.484
I don't understand
Meeskatanian,

00:14:15.484 --> 00:14:17.903
so I'm just gonna
assume that means yes.

00:14:20.906 --> 00:14:23.659
Welcome to
Knickknacktoys-dot-com,

00:14:23.659 --> 00:14:25.452
where there's a little kid
in all of us.

00:14:25.452 --> 00:14:27.496
I'm not pregnant.

00:14:43.053 --> 00:14:45.389
...Love to clean.

00:14:46.891 --> 00:14:50.561
...Mrs. Bubkes.

00:14:57.735 --> 00:15:00.404
Your first name is Missus?

00:15:02.823 --> 00:15:04.742
It's okay, Missus.

00:15:04.742 --> 00:15:07.077
Bowie is
a weird name too.

00:15:16.545 --> 00:15:16.754
Shnorfs...

00:15:16.754 --> 00:15:19.715
if you want to leave,
you're free to go.

00:15:21.091 --> 00:15:22.676
That's mighty
big of you.

00:15:23.928 --> 00:15:26.347
Good luck out there
in the world.

00:15:27.514 --> 00:15:29.433
Thanks, and who knows?

00:15:29.433 --> 00:15:32.269
Maybe we'll shnorf you
again someday.

00:15:32.269 --> 00:15:33.604
I'd like that.

00:15:33.604 --> 00:15:35.689
Unless "shnorf" means
punch me in the face,

00:15:35.689 --> 00:15:37.608
because I've had enough of that.

00:15:41.236 --> 00:15:42.905
It feels good
to do the right thing.

00:15:42.905 --> 00:15:44.281
Yeah.

00:15:44.281 --> 00:15:46.700
I think they're gonna
be much happier out there.

00:15:48.744 --> 00:15:50.996
Help! Help!

00:15:52.247 --> 00:15:53.749
Help! It's trying to--

00:15:57.503 --> 00:15:59.880
Wow. That is shnorfed up.

00:16:03.968 --> 00:16:06.762
My faux-loney
has a first name

00:16:06.762 --> 00:16:09.515
It's K-N-I-C-K

00:16:09.515 --> 00:16:11.767
My faux-loney
has a second name

00:16:11.767 --> 00:16:14.436
It's K-N-A-C-K

00:16:14.436 --> 00:16:16.855
I refuse to eat it
Every day

00:16:16.855 --> 00:16:21.860
And if you ask me why
I'll say

00:16:21.860 --> 00:16:24.530
'Cause Knickknack
really has a way

00:16:24.530 --> 00:16:27.032
Of making food
that once said "neigh"

00:16:27.032 --> 00:16:29.201
Faux-loney...

00:16:29.201 --> 00:16:31.286
from Candace Wheeler's
Knickknack Foods.

00:16:33.789 --> 00:16:36.208
I'm P. Everett Knickknack!

00:16:36.208 --> 00:16:38.711
The "P" stands
for "pony meat."