WEBVTT 00:00:13.226 --> 00:00:14.978 Quick! Burr's gonna... 00:00:40.253 --> 00:00:42.464 Keto diet, schmeto diet! 00:00:42.505 --> 00:00:44.174 I'm takin' my cheat day! 00:00:53.475 --> 00:00:55.351 This was my friend Brian. 00:00:56.394 --> 00:00:58.021 He was a comedy writer. 00:00:59.022 --> 00:01:00.648 Worked on Modern Family, or... 00:01:00.899 --> 00:01:02.859 Or maybe it was that other one on CBS 00:01:02.984 --> 00:01:05.653 that's like Modern Family, but it isn't. 00:01:05.737 --> 00:01:07.781 He used to ask me if I liked his show. 00:01:07.864 --> 00:01:10.658 I always said I did, enthusiastically, 00:01:10.742 --> 00:01:13.328 but... but I never saw it, not once. 00:01:14.162 --> 00:01:16.247 Even though Brian and I were actually... 00:01:16.331 --> 00:01:18.083 Were actually pretty good friends. 00:01:18.166 --> 00:01:21.544 I used to water his tomato plants for him when he went on vacation. 00:01:22.462 --> 00:01:23.463 I lied. 00:01:23.505 --> 00:01:25.006 I lied because... 00:01:26.382 --> 00:01:28.384 Because I didn't want to be an *. 00:01:28.468 --> 00:01:30.428 Which made me a liar, 00:01:31.471 --> 00:01:32.555 and an asshole. 00:01:38.353 --> 00:01:39.979 Keto diet, schmeto diet. 00:01:40.396 --> 00:01:41.940 I'm takin' my cheat day. 00:01:45.610 --> 00:01:48.530 Keto diet, schmeto diet... 00:01:48.863 --> 00:01:50.657 I'm takin' my cheat... 00:01:50.740 --> 00:01:52.283 ...day! 00:01:52.367 --> 00:01:53.868 Keto diet... 00:01:55.703 --> 00:01:56.704 Diet... 00:01:58.289 --> 00:01:59.541 - Oh! - Whoa! 00:01:59.958 --> 00:02:01.876 Ghoulies, mutant animals, 00:02:01.960 --> 00:02:06.589 tribes of psychotic teens are all grotesque reflections of who we were. 00:02:07.215 --> 00:02:09.175 But we have to... burn it down, 00:02:09.551 --> 00:02:12.887 set off that nuke at the cereal factory and start fresh. 00:02:13.513 --> 00:02:15.265 I'm gonna take you to some place nice, 00:02:15.348 --> 00:02:17.142 like Palm Springs or... 00:02:17.225 --> 00:02:18.643 Lake Arrowhead. 00:02:18.726 --> 00:02:20.103 I'm gonna take care of you. 00:02:20.228 --> 00:02:21.437 - Yeah. - Yeah! 00:02:30.905 --> 00:02:32.866 To erase Glendale, we're gonna need some help. 00:02:33.241 --> 00:02:35.910 Can someone set off this conventional missile for me? 00:02:37.036 --> 00:02:39.414 It's a great way to fulfill your service hours. 00:02:40.373 --> 00:02:41.332 Anyone? 00:02:42.208 --> 00:02:43.543 - You! - Me? 00:02:43.626 --> 00:02:44.878 Yeah. Grab a club. 00:02:52.594 --> 00:02:53.595 *** 00:03:00.393 --> 00:03:01.811 Ahh! 00:03:04.314 --> 00:03:06.316 Keep your head down. Relax! 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:08.610 Keep my head down. 00:03:11.404 --> 00:03:12.906 Damn it! 00:03:13.406 --> 00:03:14.616 Damn it! 00:03:34.093 --> 00:03:36.512 The golf team would be really useful right about now. 00:03:37.263 --> 00:03:38.889 Hit that bomb. Don't let him down. 00:03:38.890 --> 00:03:40.600 It's your time to shine, Fifty-Four. 00:03:42.602 --> 00:03:43.561 Okay. 00:03:44.771 --> 00:03:46.147 All right. Relax. 00:03:47.106 --> 00:03:48.900 Aah! 00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:52.612 Oh, shit! 00:04:52.297 --> 00:04:54.549 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes 00:04:54.632 --> 00:04:57.135 Goblin Flakes, for goodness sakes 00:04:57.176 --> 00:05:01.597 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes Gobble up your Goblin Flakes 00:05:02.307 --> 00:05:04.517 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:07.061 Goblin Flakes, for goodness sakes 00:05:07.145 --> 00:05:09.397 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes 00:05:33.755 --> 00:05:35.381 I got everyone outta harm's way 00:05:35.506 --> 00:05:38.426 and I had earplugs for all my people. 00:05:38.634 --> 00:05:39.677 Safety first. 00:05:39.886 --> 00:05:41.846 So we can hear, but you people... 00:05:54.108 --> 00:05:56.110 Ah, here we go. Here. 00:05:56.194 --> 00:05:58.404 Making pozole with mole 00:05:58.863 --> 00:06:02.158 makes me wanna give a culturally appropriate olé! 00:06:02.241 --> 00:06:06.537 Oh... Aw, damn it! I had a whole Google slide show! 00:06:06.954 --> 00:06:07.955 With gifs! 00:06:08.373 --> 00:06:11.209 To explain that I'm taking those kids to be my... 00:06:11.626 --> 00:06:12.668 cattle ranch. 00:06:13.378 --> 00:06:17.048 But after we leave, I need you to detonate the nuke. 00:06:17.757 --> 00:06:19.550 I need you to detonate... 00:06:20.093 --> 00:06:21.094 Detonate... 00:06:21.719 --> 00:06:22.553 that nuke. 00:06:22.637 --> 00:06:24.972 You, that, boom! 00:06:28.101 --> 00:06:29.102 Me... 00:06:47.078 --> 00:06:48.704 - No! - Okay. All right. 00:06:48.830 --> 00:06:51.207 I'll do it! I'll do that! 00:08:34.894 --> 00:08:36.395 You * her? 00:10:31.093 --> 00:10:33.095 Is that seat taken? 00:10:35.306 --> 00:10:37.558 Congratulations 00:10:39.852 --> 00:10:43.064 Would you like to take a walk with me? 00:10:48.027 --> 00:10:50.863 My mind it kind of goes fast 00:10:52.323 --> 00:10:54.742 I'll try to slow it down for you 00:10:56.869 --> 00:11:02.625 I think I'd love to take a drive I want to give you something 00:11:03.209 --> 00:11:07.963 I've been wanting to give to you for years 00:11:12.218 --> 00:11:15.471 I came to see the light in my best friend 00:11:15.930 --> 00:11:18.891 You seemed as happy as you'd ever been 00:11:20.643 --> 00:11:25.314 My chance of being open was broken And now you're Mrs. Him. 00:11:29.110 --> 00:11:31.737 My words, they don't come out right 00:11:33.155 --> 00:11:36.242 But I'll try to say I'm happy for you 00:11:37.618 --> 00:11:40.329 I think I'm going to take that drive 00:11:40.413 --> 00:11:43.916 I want to give you something 00:11:44.291 --> 00:11:50.172 I've been wanting to give to you for years 00:11:51.632 --> 00:11:53.175 My heart 00:11:53.259 --> 00:11:56.595 My heart, my pain won't cover up 00:11:57.555 --> 00:12:00.641 You left me, uh huh huh huh 00:12:00.766 --> 00:12:05.438 - My heart - My heart won't take this cover up 00:12:05.980 --> 00:12:09.483 You left me, uh huh huh huh 00:12:09.775 --> 00:12:13.779 And I can't change this 00:12:14.029 --> 00:12:17.408 I can never take it back 00:12:17.491 --> 00:12:22.913 But now I can't change your mind 00:12:22.997 --> 00:12:26.208 You left me, uh huh huh huh 00:12:26.292 --> 00:12:30.880 And I can't take this 00:12:30.963 --> 00:12:34.467 I can never take this back 00:12:34.550 --> 00:12:40.848 But now I can't change your mind 00:12:40.973 --> 00:12:47.188 Can't change your mind 00:12:48.564 --> 00:12:54.695 - You left me, uh huh huh huh - Can't change your mind 00:13:52.962 --> 00:13:53.963 Hungry. 00:16:43.424 --> 00:16:44.425 I... 00:16:46.927 --> 00:16:47.928 love you. 00:17:16.248 --> 00:17:17.332 I heard that! 00:17:17.624 --> 00:17:18.625 I heard that. 00:17:19.293 --> 00:17:20.627 I think my hearing's back. 00:17:21.211 --> 00:17:22.463 You knew it was confetti? 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:36.727 You guys okay? 00:17:39.229 --> 00:17:42.316 Wesley, I... I'm really sorry. 00:17:44.485 --> 00:17:45.486 We're good. 00:17:47.488 --> 00:17:48.489 All good? 00:17:51.450 --> 00:17:52.451 All good. 00:17:55.120 --> 00:17:56.246 Alright. 00:18:00.417 --> 00:18:01.376 Hm. 00:18:02.586 --> 00:18:03.587 He's all good, too. 00:18:04.671 --> 00:18:05.672 Cool. 00:18:07.800 --> 00:18:09.426 No way! 00:18:09.510 --> 00:18:12.429 My Official Hamilton The Musical Replica Confetti Pistols! 00:18:12.513 --> 00:18:15.557 Did you see my Starlight Express roller skates signed by Lloyd Webber? 00:18:15.849 --> 00:18:16.975 Yeah! 00:18:19.269 --> 00:18:20.270 Dope. 00:18:55.889 --> 00:18:58.308 - Come on! Over here! Yo! - Yeah! 00:19:02.980 --> 00:19:05.315 Okay, Burr has Angelica, 00:19:05.399 --> 00:19:07.693 an army of Jocks, and a big nuke. 00:19:07.985 --> 00:19:08.986 What's your plan? 00:19:10.320 --> 00:19:12.406 Is there anything we can't do? 00:19:12.489 --> 00:19:13.532 Go, team! 00:19:13.657 --> 00:19:15.117 - Principal Burr! - Burr! 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:16.785 You got it, Principal Burr. 00:19:16.827 --> 00:19:18.996 Lake Arrowhead, here we come! 00:19:19.079 --> 00:19:21.039 Burr! Burr! Burr! 00:19:27.504 --> 00:19:29.089 Kids need the strongest leader. 00:19:30.549 --> 00:19:31.842 Turbo isn't that anymore. 00:19:36.722 --> 00:19:37.723 Hm. 00:19:42.728 --> 00:19:44.730 No, no, no, no, no, no! I... 00:19:45.355 --> 00:19:46.857 I can't make a plan. 00:19:47.399 --> 00:19:48.942 I'm not a leader! I'm just... 00:19:49.359 --> 00:19:50.360 I'm just Josh! 00:19:51.236 --> 00:19:53.780 I'll be your friend! 00:19:55.157 --> 00:19:57.034 No! 00:19:57.075 --> 00:19:59.077 - I love you! - Aww! 00:19:59.703 --> 00:20:00.913 What's your name? 00:20:00.996 --> 00:20:01.997 Guys, look! 00:20:03.582 --> 00:20:05.209 Sorry! Sorry! 00:20:06.251 --> 00:20:08.420 Thought it was cute. 00:20:09.129 --> 00:20:10.756 My bad. Too soon. 00:20:12.049 --> 00:20:14.259 I wanna apologize for running away. 00:20:14.760 --> 00:20:16.470 We came back to help you fight. 00:20:16.553 --> 00:20:17.554 And... 00:20:18.555 --> 00:20:19.723 we're not the only ones. 00:20:30.734 --> 00:20:31.985 Do you have a plan, Josh? 00:20:32.069 --> 00:20:34.487 Well, * you, loser! 00:20:37.199 --> 00:20:38.825 Oh, shit! My sword! 00:20:41.828 --> 00:20:45.999 Could just something go... Could just something go right? 00:20:46.041 --> 00:20:47.667 Those are just kids out there. 00:20:47.668 --> 00:20:49.461 The only way we're gonna find answers 00:20:49.544 --> 00:20:52.130 and survive is if we stay together! 00:20:52.547 --> 00:20:55.092 - He's kicking us out? - I'm sorry! 00:20:55.509 --> 00:20:57.678 Don't be a savage! You're above that! 00:20:58.011 --> 00:21:00.847 Your skills, Angelica's brains, my swords? 00:21:01.223 --> 00:21:02.766 Ain't nothing we can't do together! 00:21:02.849 --> 00:21:06.895 Oh, for once in my Oh, for once in my life 00:21:11.525 --> 00:21:13.527 Could just something go right? 00:21:13.610 --> 00:21:16.697 - Sam, where are you? - I can't see! I'm bleeding! 00:21:20.117 --> 00:21:21.285 I've been waiting all my life 00:21:23.161 --> 00:21:25.539 All my life 00:21:25.622 --> 00:21:27.082 Let's save the world! 00:21:35.257 --> 00:21:36.300 All right! 00:21:37.718 --> 00:21:38.719 Let's hop in! 00:21:40.345 --> 00:21:41.346 Come on! 00:21:43.181 --> 00:21:45.017 Hi! What the shit? 00:21:45.267 --> 00:21:47.436 I'm relatively confident this is gonna end well. 00:21:54.276 --> 00:21:55.485 Okay! Louder! 00:22:10.375 --> 00:22:11.626 Goodness sakes 00:22:12.627 --> 00:22:14.046 - *! Josh! - Yes! 00:22:14.129 --> 00:22:15.881 Goblin Flakes 00:22:16.798 --> 00:22:19.468 - Keep playing! Keep playing! - Goodness sakes 00:22:23.555 --> 00:22:25.974 - Over here, man! - Dude! There you go! 00:22:29.019 --> 00:22:31.271 This is literally Chinese to me! 00:22:31.813 --> 00:22:34.274 - Keep it up! Whoa! - Yeah! 00:23:04.846 --> 00:23:05.931 Hey, Josh! 00:23:06.598 --> 00:23:07.599 Josh? 00:23:11.103 --> 00:23:12.437 Fall in! 00:23:19.027 --> 00:23:21.446 Desperta ferro! 00:23:26.618 --> 00:23:28.662 Guys. Guys, come on. 00:23:29.246 --> 00:23:30.872 Desperta ferro! 00:23:30.956 --> 00:23:32.207 Awaken the iron! 00:23:32.624 --> 00:23:35.043 It's Catalan, a medieval war cry? 00:23:35.127 --> 00:23:36.545 Desperta ferro! 00:23:36.878 --> 00:23:37.879 No? 00:23:39.589 --> 00:23:40.590 What about... 00:23:41.633 --> 00:23:43.468 hike! 00:23:47.556 --> 00:23:49.349 Go, you jackasses. 00:23:49.891 --> 00:23:52.561 - Is this your plan? - We need an army to fight the Jocks. 00:23:52.978 --> 00:23:54.020 I got us an army. 00:24:30.474 --> 00:24:31.475 Come on! 00:24:38.940 --> 00:24:40.609 Die, you *! 00:24:46.281 --> 00:24:47.282 Angelica! 00:24:51.161 --> 00:24:52.287 You came for me! 00:24:54.539 --> 00:24:57.667 - Come on, we have to go. - We can't! The nuke is armed! 00:25:02.464 --> 00:25:04.883 Get out there! Get out there! Don't let anybody in! 00:25:04.966 --> 00:25:07.010 Go! Go, go, go. Go! 00:25:07.969 --> 00:25:09.304 Out. Get out! 00:25:09.971 --> 00:25:11.806 Let's go! Come on, let's go! 00:25:22.734 --> 00:25:23.735 *** 00:25:33.203 --> 00:25:34.496 Mm-hmm. 00:25:40.627 --> 00:25:42.754 The instruction manual is in Mandarin. 00:25:42.837 --> 00:25:46.174 Do you see anything that says "ramjet to turbo fan" 00:25:46.258 --> 00:25:48.093 or "anti-material pathogen"? 00:25:48.176 --> 00:25:50.929 Okay. This says um... "Made in Russia." 00:25:51.012 --> 00:25:52.806 This says, "Biological Agent." 00:25:52.889 --> 00:25:55.850 So, Russia and China teamed up to make America the Ghoulie fool? 00:25:55.892 --> 00:25:58.937 No, it's the same all around the world. We don't know who did what. 00:25:59.020 --> 00:26:00.939 No! We know it's the adults' fault! 00:26:01.356 --> 00:26:02.649 I mean, listen to them! 00:26:03.108 --> 00:26:05.902 I wanna get solar panels, but I'mma wait until the price drops. 00:26:06.945 --> 00:26:09.489 I have to stay under my mileage for the lease! 00:26:11.241 --> 00:26:14.536 It's dark out. No one will see if I don't pick up the dog's poop. 00:26:17.414 --> 00:26:20.709 ADULTS HAD ONE STUPID JOB: 00:26:20.959 --> 00:26:23.044 to teach us how to be good people. 00:26:23.128 --> 00:26:26.881 But adults are the most selfish assholes of all! 00:26:26.965 --> 00:26:28.216 And the worst part is 00:26:28.300 --> 00:26:30.385 we don't get our chance to grow up 00:26:30.468 --> 00:26:32.721 and * up the world ourselves! 00:26:33.221 --> 00:26:34.264 * you! 00:26:34.389 --> 00:26:37.100 Hey... Okay. Then, we'll just * it. 00:26:38.393 --> 00:26:42.230 Angelica, you are a Mensa-level genius with flexible morality. 00:26:44.441 --> 00:26:45.900 And I need you. 00:26:50.822 --> 00:26:51.823 Okay? 00:26:54.451 --> 00:26:55.493 I need help. 00:26:55.827 --> 00:26:58.330 There's a biological weapon on this nuke! 00:26:58.413 --> 00:26:59.497 I don't know what it is. 00:26:59.873 --> 00:27:01.166 Ms. Crumble does. 00:27:02.125 --> 00:27:03.168 I need her. 00:27:03.793 --> 00:27:04.836 Well, where is she? 00:27:08.798 --> 00:27:11.426 In there. With the other kids. 00:27:45.710 --> 00:27:47.128 I'm gonna get them out. 00:27:59.724 --> 00:28:01.476 Josh! Get Ms. Crumble quick! 00:28:01.518 --> 00:28:02.811 Triumph is gonna kill you! 00:28:03.186 --> 00:28:05.355 He's my responsibility! I let him out of the cage! 00:28:06.648 --> 00:28:08.149 Angelica needs Ms. Crumble! 00:28:08.233 --> 00:28:10.151 If you can't get her, we're all gonna die! 00:28:30.547 --> 00:28:31.798 Shit. 00:28:31.881 --> 00:28:32.965 Hyah! 00:28:32.966 --> 00:28:34.342 Get him, Crumble! 00:28:34.426 --> 00:28:37.470 - Crumble! We need your help! - Stop! Stop, stop! Stop! 00:28:37.721 --> 00:28:39.097 We got the wrong asshole. 00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:40.390 This is just Josh. 00:28:40.515 --> 00:28:42.600 - Josh Wheeler? - Yeah. Yeah. 00:28:43.226 --> 00:28:44.728 Present. 00:30:01.179 --> 00:30:04.015 Sam. Sam, I want you to know something. 00:30:04.891 --> 00:30:07.519 I thought your viral video was just... 00:30:07.560 --> 00:30:09.187 It was just * awful. 00:30:10.188 --> 00:30:12.273 Such a thirst trap. 00:30:12.565 --> 00:30:14.651 A very obvious cry for attention. 00:30:15.193 --> 00:30:17.445 You have some very serious emotional problems. 00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:32.460 Josh? 00:30:35.213 --> 00:30:36.548 Come on, come on! 00:30:58.278 --> 00:31:01.114 Get up! We know you can't be stabbed! 00:31:01.406 --> 00:31:04.409 I saw you, remember? The whole axe thing? 00:31:06.661 --> 00:31:08.955 Ah... Aw, come on! 00:31:09.080 --> 00:31:11.249 I wanted you to be all confident. 00:31:11.791 --> 00:31:13.501 Teenage lovers reunited 00:31:13.585 --> 00:31:15.420 after banishing the monster. 00:31:16.087 --> 00:31:17.547 You walk off together, 00:31:18.006 --> 00:31:20.633 then slowly, I get up behind you 00:31:20.717 --> 00:31:22.176 and say something like... 00:31:22.927 --> 00:31:24.470 "Where's your hall pass, kids?" 00:31:25.179 --> 00:31:26.097 That's kinda lame. 00:31:26.180 --> 00:31:28.641 Well, it's a work in progress. 00:31:30.268 --> 00:31:33.062 Why'd you stab me if you knew I wasn't gonna die? 00:31:33.146 --> 00:31:34.981 It wasn't the sword that was meant to kill you. 00:31:36.482 --> 00:31:37.525 It's what's on it. 00:31:38.109 --> 00:31:39.110 Peanut butter? 00:31:40.862 --> 00:31:42.155 Extra crunchy. 00:31:43.573 --> 00:31:45.700 How did you know that I have an allergy? 00:31:45.783 --> 00:31:47.160 You told me so yourself. 00:31:47.660 --> 00:31:50.955 This is a nut-free campus. I'm sorry that I wasn't clear about that. 00:31:51.331 --> 00:31:53.374 Nothing you ever did was about us. 00:31:53.458 --> 00:31:55.543 It was always all about you. 00:31:55.627 --> 00:31:58.880 Serious allergies don't only affect your fellow students, 00:31:58.963 --> 00:32:00.131 but staff as well. 00:32:00.214 --> 00:32:02.175 You never know who might be susceptible. 00:32:03.718 --> 00:32:06.471 But the Hoyle-Some Cereal Factory is nut-free. 00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.474 That's why you holed up in here. 00:32:09.891 --> 00:32:11.392 I really... 00:32:12.018 --> 00:32:13.353 I really wanted to help. 00:32:14.395 --> 00:32:16.147 I was... 00:32:16.314 --> 00:32:17.982 I was trying to prevent you... 00:32:20.193 --> 00:32:22.153 From experiencing the pain... 00:32:23.029 --> 00:32:24.238 that's to come. 00:32:39.879 --> 00:32:41.130 Whoa! 00:32:47.095 --> 00:32:48.346 *** 00:32:53.518 --> 00:32:56.562 Ooh! 00:32:58.189 --> 00:32:59.190 Ew! 00:32:59.232 --> 00:33:01.776 Ooh! Easy! Easy, boy! Easy, boy! 00:33:04.195 --> 00:33:05.196 Whoa, whoa! 00:33:06.030 --> 00:33:07.740 Easy. Easy, easy. 00:33:11.035 --> 00:33:12.412 What the * is that? 00:33:13.037 --> 00:33:14.789 You're so busy fighting each other, 00:33:16.040 --> 00:33:17.875 you haven't seen the real threat coming. 00:33:17.959 --> 00:33:19.377 Right, Ms. Crumble? 00:33:21.379 --> 00:33:22.797 I want to help kids, 00:33:23.381 --> 00:33:24.632 not eat them. 00:33:26.092 --> 00:33:27.802 You're all alone, Principal Burr. 00:33:28.886 --> 00:33:29.887 Hey, Josh... 00:33:37.311 --> 00:33:39.313 That's why you don't * with those nut allergies! 00:33:40.231 --> 00:33:42.233 - I got this one! - Yeah! 00:33:50.074 --> 00:33:51.826 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:33:53.327 --> 00:33:54.912 - Hey, guys! - Hi, Sam! 00:33:55.621 --> 00:33:57.457 - Nice jacket! - Thank you, Michael! 00:33:58.791 --> 00:34:02.045 Okay, so, if we could all just... relax. 00:34:02.587 --> 00:34:03.921 Principal Burr is dead. 00:34:04.797 --> 00:34:06.966 - But we need to get Ms. Crumble here... - Hi! 00:34:07.300 --> 00:34:09.093 Up there to disarm that nuke... 00:34:10.470 --> 00:34:11.763 And save everyone. 00:34:13.222 --> 00:34:14.098 Good? 00:34:14.140 --> 00:34:15.475 You got it, Sam! 00:34:15.933 --> 00:34:17.602 Thank you! Cooperative! 00:34:22.190 --> 00:34:26.527 It's a plasmid that transmits DNA and resequences genes. 00:34:27.862 --> 00:34:30.573 - Okay. Crazy talk or teacher talk? - This is for reals! 00:34:30.656 --> 00:34:32.950 The plasmid and the radiation made Ghoulies. 00:34:33.326 --> 00:34:35.578 This missile... made me me. 00:34:35.661 --> 00:34:37.663 - Disable the nuke. - I can't! 00:34:37.997 --> 00:34:41.000 I've been trying, but the bioweapon and the nuke are coupled. 00:34:41.125 --> 00:34:43.669 If I deactivate one, the other will explode. 00:34:45.963 --> 00:34:48.841 The way of the samurai is death, but I'm still finna get my Emily Blunt on 00:34:48.883 --> 00:34:50.051 before I kiss the infinite. 00:34:50.134 --> 00:34:51.302 What? No! 00:34:51.344 --> 00:34:53.179 Put that out! 00:34:53.262 --> 00:34:54.639 We're on a rocket! 00:34:58.643 --> 00:34:59.852 We're on a rocket. 00:35:00.812 --> 00:35:02.105 We're on a phallic symbol 00:35:02.647 --> 00:35:05.858 filled with fuel, designed by men who wanted to * the world! 00:35:07.151 --> 00:35:09.237 I got it! Just move. I got it! 00:35:10.154 --> 00:35:11.155 Okay. 00:35:14.242 --> 00:35:16.702 - We can fire the missile! - Yeah! 00:35:16.828 --> 00:35:18.371 Yeah! We can fire it! 00:35:18.454 --> 00:35:21.666 And with the fuel left, it can reach the mesosphere. 00:35:21.749 --> 00:35:24.335 And hopefully, we'll be fine! 00:35:25.837 --> 00:35:27.755 - Okay. Do it! - But... 00:35:29.549 --> 00:35:30.550 But what? 00:35:32.176 --> 00:35:34.804 It can only be launched manually... 00:35:36.013 --> 00:35:37.056 from right here. 00:35:43.855 --> 00:35:44.856 I'll do it. 00:35:45.690 --> 00:35:47.692 What? No, you'll die! 00:35:47.733 --> 00:35:51.696 You'll be incinerated in 5,000 degrees of liquid hydrogen hell. 00:35:51.737 --> 00:35:54.615 Silly, I will turn myself into a mist. 00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.993 Huh? Huh? 00:35:58.703 --> 00:36:02.206 No! You can't do that! You're not able to! Okay? 00:36:02.540 --> 00:36:04.876 Come on. We have to go and find shelter before it goes off. 00:36:18.723 --> 00:36:19.682 Come on. 00:36:20.725 --> 00:36:21.726 Come on. 00:36:22.768 --> 00:36:23.769 Come on. 00:36:25.980 --> 00:36:26.981 Go. 00:36:29.066 --> 00:36:30.026 Angelica! 00:36:32.945 --> 00:36:36.073 No! I'm not leaving you here! I'm staying with you! 00:36:36.741 --> 00:36:39.035 In another life we are complete 00:36:39.118 --> 00:36:41.078 I won't! I won't! 00:36:41.162 --> 00:36:44.123 Every night we sing by fires 00:36:44.665 --> 00:36:47.126 - It's gonna be okay. - No, I won't! No! 00:36:47.585 --> 00:36:51.923 And every morning tell each other Of our dreams 00:36:53.424 --> 00:36:58.095 In another life you never stray 00:36:59.764 --> 00:37:04.435 In another life I never leave 00:37:05.978 --> 00:37:09.649 In another life we all get paid 00:37:09.774 --> 00:37:10.983 Let's go! 00:37:11.525 --> 00:37:12.526 Get to the trucks! 00:37:12.610 --> 00:37:16.864 Would it be enough for you to believe? 00:37:30.836 --> 00:37:35.716 In another life we go unnoticed 00:37:37.343 --> 00:37:41.722 Running naked through the streets 00:37:43.182 --> 00:37:48.145 In another life, you'll catching roses 00:37:50.022 --> 00:37:54.151 From all the people that keep falling At your feet 00:37:55.820 --> 00:38:00.157 In another life, we are eternal 00:38:01.993 --> 00:38:06.455 Wear no shoes upon our feet 00:38:08.332 --> 00:38:12.753 In another life, you're just a little girl 00:38:15.172 --> 00:38:18.843 Who never has to know What she believes 00:38:20.511 --> 00:38:25.891 In another life In another life 00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:31.772 In another life, We are our mothers' reveries 00:38:33.482 --> 00:38:37.778 In another life In another life 00:38:38.904 --> 00:38:44.410 In another life The only words are you and me 00:38:49.206 --> 00:38:51.876 But we'll never cross the table 00:38:51.917 --> 00:38:54.670 Static voices in an empty room 00:38:55.046 --> 00:38:58.049 Sad, sad silence over a cable 00:38:58.132 --> 00:39:01.218 Honey, I'll be coming home soon 00:39:01.469 --> 00:39:04.430 We're at the edge of something so high 00:39:04.513 --> 00:39:07.224 If we jump together, do you think we could fly? 00:39:07.725 --> 00:39:10.603 But who are we the ones to tell 00:39:10.686 --> 00:39:15.316 Whether this is heaven or hell... 00:39:22.156 --> 00:39:23.157 I'm sorry. 00:39:25.409 --> 00:39:27.828 Ooh, in another life 00:39:28.704 --> 00:39:30.748 In another life 00:39:30.790 --> 00:39:31.999 What are we looking at? 00:39:35.252 --> 00:39:37.171 Hey, whoa! Hey! 00:39:37.254 --> 00:39:38.255 Okay. 00:39:38.506 --> 00:39:39.715 I told you. 00:39:42.676 --> 00:39:43.969 What are you? 00:39:46.013 --> 00:39:47.014 I don't know. 00:39:48.682 --> 00:39:51.018 But aren't we gonna have fun figuring it out together? 00:39:52.978 --> 00:39:53.979 Yeah! 00:40:02.696 --> 00:40:04.073 Stop playing. Go get her, man. 00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:08.369 Yeah. Okay. 00:40:09.453 --> 00:40:10.413 Sam! 00:40:11.455 --> 00:40:13.541 Hey, let's go to the mall. 00:40:14.625 --> 00:40:17.211 Yeah, I got a spot for us in the furniture store. 00:40:17.294 --> 00:40:19.755 It looks like a craftsman home in Montrose. 00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:22.967 It can be our little "Happily Ever After." 00:40:26.720 --> 00:40:27.721 No. 00:40:30.474 --> 00:40:31.434 No? 00:40:31.934 --> 00:40:33.144 Yeah, no. 00:40:34.311 --> 00:40:35.563 But I love you. 00:40:36.355 --> 00:40:37.606 No, you don't! 00:40:38.691 --> 00:40:42.653 You love this antiquated notion that I'm a damsel needing to be rescued, 00:40:42.736 --> 00:40:44.905 but... that's not my story. 00:40:45.489 --> 00:40:47.450 But you left me a note to find you. 00:40:47.533 --> 00:40:50.703 Six months in the apocalypse, and you haven't changed a bit. 00:40:50.828 --> 00:40:52.538 Still so very earnest. 00:40:52.663 --> 00:40:53.789 I fought and struggled, 00:40:53.873 --> 00:40:56.000 and I even lost a finger to try to get to you! 00:40:56.083 --> 00:40:58.043 And yet you still don't know me! 00:40:58.669 --> 00:41:00.463 I mean, I hate craftsman homes! 00:41:02.715 --> 00:41:05.050 Okay. What about a mid-century modern? 00:41:06.844 --> 00:41:08.804 I'll always be thankful to you, Josh. 00:41:08.888 --> 00:41:11.515 When you posted that video, you showed me who I could be. 00:41:13.058 --> 00:41:14.393 And who are you? 00:41:17.771 --> 00:41:18.772 I'm Sam Dean. 00:41:26.989 --> 00:41:28.532 This is my life now. 00:41:29.867 --> 00:41:32.620 These are my people, and they need a leader. 00:41:35.206 --> 00:41:36.207 They need me. 00:41:38.792 --> 00:41:42.129 The apocalypse wasn't the best thing to happen to you, Josh. 00:41:42.588 --> 00:41:46.050 Heard it now on the radio 00:41:48.010 --> 00:41:50.137 It was the best thing to happen to me. 00:41:50.221 --> 00:41:54.225 My pool summer, summer pool Summer vibe scare 00:41:54.934 --> 00:41:56.477 In cold blood 00:41:57.770 --> 00:41:58.771 Follow me. 00:41:59.271 --> 00:42:00.689 Hoo, hoo, ha! 00:42:08.155 --> 00:42:10.241 Lalalalalala 00:42:21.418 --> 00:42:23.254 Lalalalalala 00:42:28.175 --> 00:42:30.177 Lalalalalalala