WEBVTT 00:01:21.294 --> 00:01:25.423 Kokomi Teruhashi is acknowledged to be the absolute, perfect beautiful girl. 00:01:27.342 --> 00:01:29.010 You'll be surprised by my sudden visit, right? 00:01:30.512 --> 00:01:33.056 On second thought, I can't! 00:01:33.056 --> 00:01:35.975 Calm down, Kokomi. You didn't come to see Saiki. 00:01:35.975 --> 00:01:38.394 You came to get cooking lessons from his mother. 00:01:39.354 --> 00:01:41.022 Oh no! I rang his neighbor's door bell! 00:01:41.022 --> 00:01:42.482 - However, there is something that even she is uncomfortable with... - Coming! 00:01:43.775 --> 00:01:45.735 Um, I'm sorry. I rang your door bell by mistake. 00:01:46.111 --> 00:01:47.153 May I ask who you are? 00:01:47.153 --> 00:01:48.446 ...and that would be children. 00:01:48.446 --> 00:01:51.241 I'm sorry! I rang it by mistake! 00:01:51.241 --> 00:01:53.326 He ran after seeing me? 00:01:53.326 --> 00:01:55.870 Her beauty doesn't have any effect on children. 00:01:55.870 --> 00:01:56.579 Hey, what're you— 00:01:56.579 --> 00:01:59.374 Come quick, Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:01:59.374 --> 00:02:00.625 Hey, stop it. Good grief. 00:02:00.625 --> 00:02:02.252 Look! There's someone suspicious here! 00:02:02.252 --> 00:02:03.086 Saiki?! 00:02:03.086 --> 00:02:04.796 Even God favors her. 00:02:04.796 --> 00:02:06.881 I sensed you coming, so I hid out here. 00:02:06.881 --> 00:02:07.966 I never thought you'd find me. 00:02:09.175 --> 00:02:11.219 Oh, hi Kokomi! Nice to see you again! 00:02:11.219 --> 00:02:12.804 Sorry for being a stranger. 00:02:12.804 --> 00:02:14.055 Hi, Yuuta! 00:02:14.055 --> 00:02:16.224 You two kind of look like a married couple. 00:02:16.224 --> 00:02:18.101 What?! Wh-What're you saying?! 00:02:18.101 --> 00:02:19.352 Give it a rest, Mom. 00:02:19.352 --> 00:02:21.729 Do you have a date with Kuu today? 00:02:21.729 --> 00:02:25.775 No! You told me the other day that you'd give me cooking lessons, so... 00:02:25.775 --> 00:02:26.776 You came to see me?! 00:02:26.776 --> 00:02:28.862 Oh, thank you! I'll get ready right away, then! 00:02:28.862 --> 00:02:29.946 Sorry to barge in like this. 00:02:31.781 --> 00:02:33.074 Why is he staring at me? 00:02:33.074 --> 00:02:35.451 Oh, have I become his first love? 00:02:35.451 --> 00:02:36.744 Hello, Yuuta! 00:02:37.662 --> 00:02:38.955 You brat...! 00:02:38.955 --> 00:02:40.415 Oh, yeah! How's this?! 00:02:40.415 --> 00:02:42.584 Um, I brought some cake. I hope you'll like it. 00:02:42.584 --> 00:02:43.334 Cake?! 00:02:43.334 --> 00:02:44.419 All right! He took the bait! 00:02:44.419 --> 00:02:46.504 There's an extra one. Yuuta can have it, if he likes. 00:02:46.504 --> 00:02:47.881 All right! Cake! Cake! 00:02:47.881 --> 00:02:50.300 Good thing the bakery gave me an extra cake for free. 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:51.885 Wow, they look delicious! 00:02:51.885 --> 00:02:53.761 The one I got free is...! 00:02:53.761 --> 00:02:55.305 I wonder if this is for Kuu. 00:02:55.305 --> 00:02:56.431 N-N-N-No! 00:02:56.431 --> 00:02:58.099 I let them pick at the shop! 00:02:58.099 --> 00:02:59.684 So it doesn't mean anything! 00:02:59.684 --> 00:03:00.894 Oh, I see. 00:03:00.894 --> 00:03:02.562 Please have whichever you like. 00:03:03.563 --> 00:03:06.024 I can't believe they would give me something like that for free. 00:03:06.024 --> 00:03:09.444 But well... that is the one I'd like Saiki to eat... 00:03:09.444 --> 00:03:10.278 Yummy! 00:03:10.278 --> 00:03:12.155 It's the kind of cake I like! 00:03:13.615 --> 00:03:14.824 That was yummy! 00:03:14.824 --> 00:03:16.242 It was very delicious! 00:03:16.242 --> 00:03:17.285 Yeah, it wasn't bad at all. 00:03:17.285 --> 00:03:18.494 I'm glad you liked it. 00:03:18.494 --> 00:03:19.704 Did you like it too, Yuuta? 00:03:19.704 --> 00:03:21.414 Yep! It was the kind of cake I like! 00:03:21.414 --> 00:03:23.166 Then you should say "thank you" to Kokomi. 00:03:23.166 --> 00:03:25.084 Thank you, Auntie Kokomi! 00:03:25.084 --> 00:03:26.461 Auntie 00:03:26.461 --> 00:03:28.004 Wh-Who? Me? 00:03:28.004 --> 00:03:30.131 - A-A-A-A-Aun-tie-tie-tie...? - You're seriously overreacting. 00:03:30.131 --> 00:03:31.299 H-He said it. 00:03:31.299 --> 00:03:34.844 This brat said number 4 on my "Things No One Can Say to Me" list! 00:03:34.844 --> 00:03:36.221 What kind of list is that? 00:03:36.596 --> 00:03:37.680 Oh, the phone. 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:38.681 H-He'll pay for this. 00:03:38.681 --> 00:03:40.475 I'll get my revenge ten years from now 00:03:40.475 --> 00:03:42.435 when you can appreciate my beauty. 00:03:42.435 --> 00:03:43.728 Ugh... I'm so bored. 00:03:43.728 --> 00:03:44.854 I'll strut up to you. 00:03:45.063 --> 00:03:47.774 I could've gone without seeing Teruhashi's pathetic act. 00:03:47.774 --> 00:03:50.735 But this could be useful as an anti-Teruhashi weapon. 00:03:50.735 --> 00:03:52.070 Sorry, Kokomi! 00:03:52.070 --> 00:03:54.239 I forgot I had a neighborhood association meeting! 00:03:54.239 --> 00:03:55.990 Then I'll come back some other time. 00:03:55.990 --> 00:03:57.450 Oh, would you mind waiting? 00:03:57.450 --> 00:03:58.493 It should end in 30 minutes. 00:03:58.493 --> 00:04:00.495 Kuu, please entertain her. 00:04:00.495 --> 00:04:01.829 What? That means... 00:04:01.829 --> 00:04:03.414 I'll be alone with Saiki... 00:04:03.414 --> 00:04:04.749 ...if not for this brat. 00:04:04.749 --> 00:04:06.000 Hey, can I watch TV? 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:06.668 Go do that at home. 00:04:07.210 --> 00:04:09.587 Nothing. Yeah, let's watch TV! 00:04:09.587 --> 00:04:10.713 I need to be careful. 00:04:10.713 --> 00:04:12.507 - Yay! I'll watch Cider-man! - I can't let myself get worked up by a child... 00:04:13.049 --> 00:04:16.261 Let's have a grown-up conversation while he's watching TV. 00:04:16.261 --> 00:04:17.595 Do you like children, Teruhashi? 00:04:17.595 --> 00:04:18.179 I love them! 00:04:18.179 --> 00:04:20.473 - Yay! Cider-man's started! - You're watching it too?! 00:04:20.473 --> 00:04:22.350 Honestly, what're you doing, Saiki? 00:04:22.350 --> 00:04:24.185 I guess the private chat's a no-go. 00:04:24.185 --> 00:04:25.478 Wow, he's cool, huh? 00:04:25.478 --> 00:04:27.272 Hey, I'm watching TV, so be quiet. 00:04:27.939 --> 00:04:30.275 He said number 31 on the "Things No One Can Say to Me" list! 00:04:30.275 --> 00:04:31.985 Just how long is that list? 00:04:31.985 --> 00:04:36.197 - Baron Cola has appeared! - I-I just remembered I had something to do, so I'm going home. 00:04:36.197 --> 00:04:38.199 Please apologize to your mom for me. 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.159 I feel bad about this, but I did it. 00:04:40.159 --> 00:04:43.246 I'll make coffee jelly for Yuuta later. 00:04:43.246 --> 00:04:45.540 Leave the citizens' safety to me! 00:04:45.540 --> 00:04:46.249 This sweet scent... You are...! 00:04:46.291 --> 00:04:48.251 You go defeat Baron Cola! 00:04:48.251 --> 00:04:50.420 I'm counting on you, Peach Tea Girl! 00:04:50.420 --> 00:04:51.921 Hey, what are you thinking? 00:04:51.921 --> 00:04:53.381 No, they're totally different people! 00:04:53.381 --> 00:04:54.674 It's the lady who was here earlier! 00:04:54.674 --> 00:04:55.591 They don't look alike at all! 00:04:55.591 --> 00:04:57.635 Wait, Peach Tea Girl! 00:04:58.511 --> 00:05:01.472 After that, Yuuta became super attached to her. 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:09.939 I forgot my wallet at home. 00:05:09.939 --> 00:05:13.651 A regular person would be panicking, but I'm a psychic. 00:05:13.651 --> 00:05:16.237 If I teleport home from the restroom to get my wallet, 00:05:16.237 --> 00:05:17.739 that would solve the problem... Out of Order We apologize for the inconvenience. 00:05:17.739 --> 00:05:20.199 Whatever. I have plenty of alternatives. 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.452 I've thought of 182 solutions. 00:05:22.452 --> 00:05:27.582 The only problem is that all of them are either completely illegal or highly immoral. 00:05:28.041 --> 00:05:29.542 Of course, I'm not going to resort to those, 00:05:29.542 --> 00:05:31.961 because causing trouble for others is against my principles. 00:05:31.961 --> 00:05:35.381 But I can't think of any safe method given where I am right now. 00:05:35.381 --> 00:05:37.592 It's full of people, and they all have a clear view of my table. 00:05:37.592 --> 00:05:39.886 Plus, of all days, I had to wear this today. 00:05:39.886 --> 00:05:41.471 It makes me stand out. 00:05:41.471 --> 00:05:43.139 First, I can't teleport from here. 00:05:43.139 --> 00:05:45.600 I can't make myself invisible, since it takes at least one minute. 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:48.311 I could use telepathy and ask someone to bring money. 00:05:48.311 --> 00:05:49.270 Like Mom... 00:05:49.270 --> 00:05:51.481 Kuu! You said you needed money! What happened?! 00:05:51.481 --> 00:05:53.399 - I brought everything in our bank account! - ...but I don't want to trouble her. 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:54.400 Then what about Dad? 00:05:54.400 --> 00:05:57.862 Kusuo, you should be more careful. You're such a goof. 00:05:57.862 --> 00:05:59.238 No, that'd be annoying. 00:05:59.238 --> 00:06:01.240 Then what about Nendou, Kaidou, or Toritsuka? 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:02.241 No, not happening. 00:06:02.241 --> 00:06:04.202 I don't mind bothering them, 00:06:04.202 --> 00:06:05.912 but I'd rather die than ask any of them for help. 00:06:05.912 --> 00:06:07.080 That leaves only one option. 00:06:07.830 --> 00:06:08.539 Apport. 00:06:08.539 --> 00:06:10.875 This is the perfect solution for this situation. 00:06:10.875 --> 00:06:13.461 But I need to send something of equal value 00:06:13.461 --> 00:06:15.588 in exchange for what I apport here. 00:06:15.588 --> 00:06:19.092 Even in a post-apocalyptic world, these wouldn't be worth 980 yen. 00:06:19.717 --> 00:06:21.177 But there's a trick I can use. 00:06:21.177 --> 00:06:25.306 The thing is, what you send doesn't have to be of the exact same value. 00:06:25.306 --> 00:06:27.392 You can swap a 100-yen item for a 90 to 110-yen item, 00:06:27.392 --> 00:06:30.937 or a 100 million-yen item for a 90 to 110 million-yen item. 00:06:30.937 --> 00:06:35.191 If I start with 100 yen, reaching 980 yen can be done in as few as 25 exchanges. 00:06:35.191 --> 00:06:38.361 Hey, that's a lot. How many times will it take if I start with 2 yen? All right! You're a billionaire!! 00:06:38.361 --> 00:06:40.571 I need something of higher value. 00:06:40.571 --> 00:06:42.782 Looking at my clothes, I can't use my pants. 00:06:42.782 --> 00:06:44.951 The cardigan's no good either. It's too noticeable. 00:06:44.951 --> 00:06:46.160 How about "Zebra Cardie"? 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:48.996 - The waiters are thinking of nicknames for me in the kitchen right now. - We need to reference coffee jelly too. 00:06:48.996 --> 00:06:50.206 Losing it would look odd, 00:06:50.206 --> 00:06:52.208 as would losing my shirt. 00:06:52.208 --> 00:06:54.419 They'd have even more trouble thinking of a nickname for me. 00:06:54.836 --> 00:06:56.671 I guess I'll have to use those. 00:06:57.839 --> 00:06:59.590 I feel a little breeze... 00:06:59.590 --> 00:07:00.925 ...without my socks. 00:07:01.592 --> 00:07:03.511 Just what did you think I'd exchange? 00:07:03.511 --> 00:07:06.556 I'd never do something as stupid as exchange my own underwear. 00:07:06.556 --> 00:07:10.393 The last time I really felt the value of 500 yen was when I was in 2nd grade. 00:07:10.393 --> 00:07:13.312 Now, time to exchange it with something worth 550 yen. 00:07:13.312 --> 00:07:14.397 Apport! 00:07:14.397 --> 00:07:15.815 Okay. Apport! 500-yen coin → Boxer shorts (550 yen) 00:07:16.941 --> 00:07:18.901 What's a pair of boxers doing here? 00:07:18.901 --> 00:07:21.362 Good. I've increased the value by 100 yen. Boxer shorts (550 yen) → Miso (600 yen) 00:07:21.362 --> 00:07:22.822 I'll keep going. Apport! 00:07:23.448 --> 00:07:26.826 This is... The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Extra Story of Psychics! 00:07:27.285 --> 00:07:29.370 Miso (600 yen) → Novel (650 yen) I bought it on impulse since the name matches mine. 00:07:29.370 --> 00:07:31.456 What an amazing coincidence. 00:07:31.456 --> 00:07:34.208 But wait, if this was on my bookshelf... 00:07:34.208 --> 00:07:36.169 Probably best not to think about it. 00:07:36.169 --> 00:07:37.128 Next is... 00:07:37.128 --> 00:07:38.045 This isn't good. 00:07:38.045 --> 00:07:41.007 There isn't anything worth 650 to 715 yen at home. 00:07:41.007 --> 00:07:41.841 Oh well. 00:07:41.841 --> 00:07:44.177 Looks like I'll have to cause trouble for them. 00:07:44.177 --> 00:07:45.261 Apport! 00:07:45.261 --> 00:07:47.388 Oh, are you the one who called about a manga pitch? 00:07:47.388 --> 00:07:48.473 Ah, yes! 00:07:48.473 --> 00:07:50.975 Well then, let me get a good look at it. 00:07:51.601 --> 00:07:54.520 Um, I don't need to get a good look at that, though. 00:07:54.520 --> 00:07:57.148 So this is Dad's belt. It's pretty cheap. 00:07:57.148 --> 00:07:58.691 Novel (650 yen) → Belt (690 yen) No matter. I'll keep going. 00:07:58.691 --> 00:07:59.525 Apport! 00:07:59.525 --> 00:08:01.360 All right! It's chow time! 00:08:03.946 --> 00:08:05.406 This meat is hard. 00:08:05.406 --> 00:08:06.991 Before it gets cold... Apport! Belt (690 yen) → Steak Lunch (750 yen) 00:08:07.658 --> 00:08:10.286 College Prep Seminars Today, we'll review integration by substitution using pi. 00:08:10.286 --> 00:08:11.037 What?! 00:08:11.037 --> 00:08:13.539 Steak Lunch (750 yen) →Textbook (800 yen) Hey, Kaidou! Why are you eating now? 00:08:13.539 --> 00:08:14.540 It's not lunch time yet. 00:08:14.540 --> 00:08:15.666 Apport! 00:08:15.666 --> 00:08:19.462 Whoa! Check her out! Her * and *s are particularly... 00:08:19.462 --> 00:08:20.630 Textbook (800 yen) →Slightly Dirty Magazine (840 yen) Huh? Pi?! 00:08:20.630 --> 00:08:23.257 You perv! Are you really from the Editorial Department?! 00:08:23.257 --> 00:08:24.258 Of course I am! 00:08:24.258 --> 00:08:25.176 Here, check this! 00:08:25.176 --> 00:08:25.718 Apport! 00:08:25.718 --> 00:08:27.637 I am an editor here! 00:08:27.637 --> 00:08:29.180 Doesn't look like it! 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:31.182 Okay, this is the last time. Apport! 00:08:31.849 --> 00:08:34.352 Business Card Holder (920 yen) → 1,000-yen Bill All right! The Straw Millionaire plan worked! 00:08:36.312 --> 00:08:39.106 As I thought, that situation was nothing to fear. 00:08:39.106 --> 00:08:40.316 Did Mr. "Crappy Dresser" leave? 00:08:40.316 --> 00:08:40.816 He did. 00:08:40.816 --> 00:08:43.736 Well, I suppose they helped me out a little for once. 00:08:43.736 --> 00:08:45.446 Only about 2% though. 00:08:45.446 --> 00:08:47.031 I'll help them out next time I see them. 00:08:47.031 --> 00:08:48.658 How did you get in here, you perv?! 00:08:48.658 --> 00:08:50.868 You got it wrong! I work here! 00:08:50.868 --> 00:08:52.912 Eating during class?! You're unbelievable! 00:08:52.912 --> 00:08:54.997 I'm going to have a good talk with your parents about this! 00:08:54.997 --> 00:08:57.625 Hey, this is a belt! I thought it tasted funny! 00:08:57.625 --> 00:08:59.335 I ate half of it! 00:08:59.335 --> 00:09:01.087 I have a deficit of dirty stuff! 00:09:01.087 --> 00:09:02.838 - Someone, help me! - Good grief. 00:09:02.838 --> 00:09:05.591 I would've had an easier time washing dishes instead. 00:09:07.635 --> 00:09:09.929 Just who will win? Foretell it. 00:09:10.805 --> 00:09:11.597 Find out later in the episode! 00:09:17.061 --> 00:09:18.062 It's finished! 00:09:18.062 --> 00:09:20.439 I finally finished building the one-hundredth scale 00:09:20.439 --> 00:09:22.191 Destruction Weapon Libeon model! 00:09:22.191 --> 00:09:23.859 Look at how perfect it is! 00:09:23.859 --> 00:09:26.112 Okay, okay, I get it. Why don't you go show it to Mom? 00:09:26.112 --> 00:09:27.572 Look here. It's got a cockpit too! 00:09:30.992 --> 00:09:32.410 Destruction Weapon Libeon fell apart! 00:09:32.410 --> 00:09:33.911 And now it's a destroyed weapon, huh. 00:09:33.911 --> 00:09:35.162 Kusuo! What'd you do that for?! 00:09:35.162 --> 00:09:38.040 I didn't do it, though I probably would've after two more seconds. 00:09:38.040 --> 00:09:39.208 He did it. 00:09:39.208 --> 00:09:41.002 Hey. It's been a while, so I thought I'd swing by. 00:09:41.877 --> 00:09:43.796 Libeon... Libeon...! 00:09:43.796 --> 00:09:46.549 Kusuo, can you put it back to how it was with your powers? 00:09:46.549 --> 00:09:48.009 Hey! Don't ignore me! 00:09:48.009 --> 00:09:49.885 Good grief. Give it to me. 00:09:49.885 --> 00:09:51.262 Whoa! Really?! 00:09:53.055 --> 00:09:55.141 Here, I put it back to how it was. Good luck. 00:09:55.141 --> 00:09:56.142 I knew something was up. 00:09:56.142 --> 00:09:58.519 You were acting way too nice. 00:09:59.228 --> 00:10:00.521 I have to start over... 00:10:02.857 --> 00:10:05.985 You're my only ally, Amp! Hurry up and feed me already. 00:10:05.985 --> 00:10:07.945 Did you forget he's the one who broke it? 00:10:08.613 --> 00:10:10.740 I'll go get food for you, okay? 00:10:11.282 --> 00:10:12.617 Humans really are simple. 00:10:12.617 --> 00:10:14.452 But he hasn't changed at all. 00:10:14.452 --> 00:10:17.997 Usually, if a stray cat comes to your house, you'd shower them with attention. 00:10:17.997 --> 00:10:20.583 Hewwo, kitty-witty. Where'd you come fwom? 00:10:20.583 --> 00:10:22.585 Just when will he finally bow before me? 00:10:24.462 --> 00:10:26.047 What?! He's picking me up! 00:10:26.047 --> 00:10:27.632 He's been holding back after all! 00:10:27.632 --> 00:10:31.385 No human can resist the cuteness of cats. 00:10:32.470 --> 00:10:33.721 Hey! Let me in! 00:10:33.721 --> 00:10:35.139 He's as noisy as ever. 00:10:35.556 --> 00:10:37.892 Open the door! Let me eat at least! 00:10:37.892 --> 00:10:40.061 What's this? Looks like it's edible. 00:10:40.061 --> 00:10:41.896 Thanks for waiting, Amp! Here's your food! 00:10:41.896 --> 00:10:42.688 Huh? Amp? 00:10:42.688 --> 00:10:43.773 Kusuo, where's Amp? 00:10:43.773 --> 00:10:44.940 Your creepy face made me lose my appetite, so I'm going home. 00:10:45.149 --> 00:10:46.067 Don't lie! 00:10:46.067 --> 00:10:49.111 Mom is allergic to cats, so we can't let him inside the house. 00:10:49.111 --> 00:10:50.905 Well, I know, but... 00:10:50.905 --> 00:10:51.947 What happened?! 00:10:51.947 --> 00:10:52.782 Kusuo! Come quick! 00:10:52.782 --> 00:10:54.367 Amp is unconscious! 00:10:54.367 --> 00:10:55.201 Yeah, he sure is. 00:10:55.201 --> 00:10:56.911 Call an ambulance! No, that's not right! 00:10:56.911 --> 00:10:58.579 What's the number for a pet ambulance?! 00:10:58.579 --> 00:11:00.748 Two? Is it two?! Mew, mew?! 00:11:00.748 --> 00:11:02.333 - Is it 229?! - Calm down. I know what happened. 00:11:02.333 --> 00:11:04.001 He choked on one of the plastic pieces. 00:11:04.001 --> 00:11:06.045 What?! Can't you take it out?! 00:11:06.045 --> 00:11:07.171 Oh, what if you turned back— 00:11:07.171 --> 00:11:10.549 Can't. I already used my restoration ability on the model, 00:11:10.549 --> 00:11:12.927 so even if I turn back time on him, the plastic piece won't go away. 00:11:12.927 --> 00:11:15.471 Th-Then what can we do?! Don't worry. There are two ways to save him. 00:11:15.471 --> 00:11:17.139 I don't care which way. Hurry up and save him! 00:11:17.139 --> 00:11:20.059 Then I'll go with Plan A, where I cut off his head to take the plastic piece out... 00:11:20.059 --> 00:11:21.268 ...and turn back time on him before he dies. 00:11:21.268 --> 00:11:22.978 I'm sorry, but please go with Plan B. 00:11:22.978 --> 00:11:25.439 Good grief. I'd prefer Plan A since it's easier. 00:11:25.439 --> 00:11:26.565 Huh?! Kusuo?! 00:11:26.565 --> 00:11:27.441 I'm right over here. 00:11:28.192 --> 00:11:29.235 What?! Kusuo! 00:11:29.235 --> 00:11:30.528 You're small! You're small! Be quiet. 00:11:30.528 --> 00:11:33.280 I'm one-hundredth size now. I'll enter his body like this. 00:11:33.280 --> 00:11:34.782 Anything is possible with you, huh, Kusuo?! 00:11:34.782 --> 00:11:35.866 - Whoa, that's scary! - Don't put your finger on me. 00:11:37.660 --> 00:11:39.995 You won't be eaten while you're in there, right? 00:11:39.995 --> 00:11:42.957 Even if that happens, I can teleport back out. 00:11:42.957 --> 00:11:44.417 What happened?! Is there a problem?! 00:11:44.417 --> 00:11:47.128 His breath stinks. It's overpowering his cuteness. 00:11:47.128 --> 00:11:48.421 This is no time for that! 00:11:48.421 --> 00:11:50.881 I know. Being outside of his mouth isn't any less of a hell. 00:11:50.881 --> 00:11:51.966 What? What do you mean? 00:11:51.966 --> 00:11:53.300 Here, I took it out. 00:11:53.300 --> 00:11:54.760 All right! Good job! 00:11:56.178 --> 00:11:56.679 He came to! 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:59.348 - He actually said the word "gasp." - Amp! 00:11:59.348 --> 00:12:02.143 My late grandma was beckoning from the other side of the river. 00:12:02.143 --> 00:12:04.019 That was just a lucky cat. 00:12:04.019 --> 00:12:06.480 Hey, he's so cute when he's sleeping. 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:06.981 Why don't you— 00:12:06.981 --> 00:12:08.691 What? You're still small? 00:12:08.691 --> 00:12:11.026 Once I turn to this size, I can't go back for at least an hour. 00:12:11.026 --> 00:12:12.111 Where are you going? 00:12:12.111 --> 00:12:12.778 Bathroom. 00:12:12.778 --> 00:12:14.280 Hey, wait! Don't go off on your own! 00:12:14.280 --> 00:12:15.531 What if I step on you? 00:12:15.531 --> 00:12:16.532 Wait a sec. 00:12:16.532 --> 00:12:19.368 Aren't I stronger than him right now? 00:12:19.368 --> 00:12:21.495 This is my chance to teach him his father is the bigger— 00:12:23.456 --> 00:12:26.292 Be careful not to fall suddenly. After all, you're the bigger man. 00:12:26.292 --> 00:12:27.835 Y-You're right. 00:12:29.128 --> 00:12:31.630 Sheesh, the bathroom is so far away at this size. 00:12:31.630 --> 00:12:33.132 I guess I'll teleport there. 00:12:34.717 --> 00:12:36.302 Not even a drop's worth, huh? 00:12:36.302 --> 00:12:38.137 Being this small is such a pain. 00:12:39.638 --> 00:12:42.308 Finding something like this under the fridge... 00:12:42.308 --> 00:12:44.143 I guess being small has its upsides. 00:12:47.021 --> 00:12:50.566 At that moment, Saiki's mind was filled with a deep sense of dread. 00:12:50.566 --> 00:12:53.736 It was a feeling that he had never experienced before. 00:12:55.571 --> 00:12:58.449 He's following me! I can't lose him when I'm this small! 00:12:58.449 --> 00:13:01.202 I have to... I have to get bigger! Huh?! What?! What?! 00:13:02.912 --> 00:13:04.872 Libeon! Do something, bigger man! 00:13:04.872 --> 00:13:06.665 A cockroach! Honey, help! 00:13:06.665 --> 00:13:09.126 It's flying straight at me! This is it. I'm a gon— 00:13:09.668 --> 00:13:10.669 Meal time! 00:13:13.088 --> 00:13:14.548 Wh-What's the deal all of a sudden?! 00:13:14.548 --> 00:13:16.592 I've changed my mind about you, Amp. 00:13:24.266 --> 00:13:26.227 That's Kongou, a third-year. 00:13:26.227 --> 00:13:29.230 I'm gonna purposely bump into him to get some money. 00:13:29.230 --> 00:13:32.358 I can read others' minds using telepathy. 00:13:33.400 --> 00:13:36.487 Why'd you avoid me? Give me some money. 00:13:36.487 --> 00:13:39.907 Good grief. Even when I can read his mind, it still ends up like this. 00:13:39.907 --> 00:13:41.867 Hey, are you making fun of me?! 00:13:41.867 --> 00:13:45.246 I've already taken action regarding this guy with dirty pores. 00:13:45.246 --> 00:13:47.665 There's another way of using telepathy. 00:13:47.665 --> 00:13:49.416 Hey! What're you doing?! 00:13:49.416 --> 00:13:50.709 That is, to send people telepathic messages. 00:13:50.709 --> 00:13:52.378 Received Saiki's telepathic message. Kongou! Enough already! 00:13:52.378 --> 00:13:53.921 You're graduating soon, aren't you?! 00:13:53.921 --> 00:13:55.339 Or do you wanna repeat the third year?! 00:13:55.339 --> 00:13:57.466 What?! Th-That's unfair, Matsuzaki! 00:13:57.466 --> 00:13:59.218 This has nothing to do with my graduation! 00:13:59.218 --> 00:14:00.302 I emphatically disagree. 00:14:00.302 --> 00:14:02.221 If you wanna graduate, change your attitude! 00:14:02.221 --> 00:14:04.223 When are you going to fix your hairstyle and clothes?! 00:14:04.223 --> 00:14:05.015 Shut up! 00:14:05.015 --> 00:14:07.101 I've been thinking I should get my act together! 00:14:07.101 --> 00:14:10.729 I was trying to get money from him so I could get a haircut! 00:14:10.729 --> 00:14:12.106 Your reasoning is a bit flawed. 00:14:12.106 --> 00:14:12.815 I'll get you for this! 00:14:12.815 --> 00:14:14.358 Hold it! I'm not done with you yet! 00:14:14.859 --> 00:14:17.611 Sorry. He's my former student. 00:14:17.611 --> 00:14:20.072 Despite his problems, I'd still like to see him graduate. 00:14:20.072 --> 00:14:21.031 Keep dreaming. 00:14:22.491 --> 00:14:24.201 Man, I'm so pissed off. Dammit! 00:14:24.201 --> 00:14:25.703 Him again? 00:14:25.703 --> 00:14:28.497 If only that damn four-eyes had just given me money...! 00:14:28.497 --> 00:14:29.832 Sorry for not giving in to extortion. 00:14:29.832 --> 00:14:31.000 Hey, good timing! 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.293 Let me borrow some money! 00:14:32.293 --> 00:14:35.296 He's doing it again. He's a disgrace to our school. 00:14:35.296 --> 00:14:38.007 - Oh no, I wonder what's going on? An extortion? - He's wearing a PK Academy uniform. 00:14:38.007 --> 00:14:39.341 Let's call his school. 00:14:39.341 --> 00:14:41.093 What did his parents and teachers teach him? 00:14:41.093 --> 00:14:42.970 I don't care if he gets held back, 00:14:42.970 --> 00:14:44.972 but I don't want our school's reputation to suffer. 00:14:44.972 --> 00:14:45.806 So be it. 00:14:45.806 --> 00:14:48.559 Hurry up and give me your shiitake! I know you have shiitake! 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:49.351 Shiitake? 00:14:49.351 --> 00:14:52.229 N-No! Not shiitake! I said shiitake! 00:14:52.229 --> 00:14:53.731 What's going on?! This is weird! 00:14:53.731 --> 00:14:55.566 I can't think of anything but shiitake! 00:14:55.566 --> 00:14:57.192 I can disturb one's thinking considerably 00:14:57.192 --> 00:14:59.153 by sending a torrent of thoughts into their head. 00:14:59.153 --> 00:15:00.821 Also, I just picked "shiitake" at random. 00:15:01.405 --> 00:15:03.657 There's a grocery store just down the street. 00:15:03.657 --> 00:15:06.118 Hey, hold it! Shiitake! Shiitake! Takeshii! 00:15:06.118 --> 00:15:08.203 Oh, he was just asking for shiitake. 00:15:08.203 --> 00:15:09.955 There's nothing wrong with asking for shiitake. 00:15:11.206 --> 00:15:13.417 What the hell was that? 00:15:15.377 --> 00:15:16.837 Fine, I'll use my own money. 00:15:17.338 --> 00:15:18.088 A haircut? 00:15:18.088 --> 00:15:20.341 Oh, right. That's why he was extorting money. 00:15:20.341 --> 00:15:24.178 Which means he was serious about fixing that lame hairstyle, huh? 00:15:24.178 --> 00:15:25.095 What would you like today? 00:15:25.095 --> 00:15:27.306 Hey, your hair doesn't look half bad like that. 00:15:27.306 --> 00:15:30.768 I'm graduating soon, so I want a decent look. 00:15:30.768 --> 00:15:32.937 Let's see... I'd like a punch perm. 00:15:32.937 --> 00:15:34.063 Certainly. 00:15:34.063 --> 00:15:36.023 What's decent about a punch perm?! 00:15:36.023 --> 00:15:37.691 Are you trying to scare people?! 00:15:37.691 --> 00:15:39.652 As it stands, he has no chance of graduating. 00:15:39.902 --> 00:15:41.195 Telepathic Lullaby Telepathic Lullaby! 00:15:43.989 --> 00:15:44.531 That was quick. 00:15:44.531 --> 00:15:46.575 Hey, on second thought, I want a different hairstyle. 00:15:47.201 --> 00:15:50.079 Sir... Sir! It's done. 00:15:50.079 --> 00:15:52.748 Oh, that was quick. Let me see... 00:15:54.959 --> 00:15:56.919 What?! Why is it a buzz cut?! 00:15:56.919 --> 00:15:58.045 But you asked for— 00:15:58.045 --> 00:15:59.630 I said punch perm! 00:15:59.630 --> 00:16:01.840 Hey, maybe I look a bit like ABZO? 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:03.342 Like hell I do. 00:16:03.342 --> 00:16:05.803 You bastard! I'm gonna give you a reverse mohawk! 00:16:05.803 --> 00:16:06.470 ABZO... 00:16:06.470 --> 00:16:07.930 What? ABZO?! 00:16:07.930 --> 00:16:10.391 Th-That's right! You look like ABZO! 00:16:11.058 --> 00:16:12.017 Seriously? 00:16:12.017 --> 00:16:12.935 Seriously. 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:14.311 Good morning! 00:16:14.311 --> 00:16:15.396 Morning! 00:16:15.896 --> 00:16:17.398 So you got a buzz cut, huh? 00:16:17.398 --> 00:16:19.358 But one little change won't let you graduate! 00:16:19.358 --> 00:16:22.361 Your uniform is against school rules! Fix it by tomorrow! 00:16:22.361 --> 00:16:25.072 Just wait. I'll get you back for this after I graduate. 00:16:25.072 --> 00:16:27.491 He shouldn't be allowed to graduate after all. 00:16:27.491 --> 00:16:28.701 He's the same guy inside. 00:16:28.701 --> 00:16:30.327 You're the four-eyes from yesterday! 00:16:30.327 --> 00:16:31.996 You are so clueless. 00:16:31.996 --> 00:16:33.372 Immediate telepathy! 00:16:33.372 --> 00:16:36.959 By touching someone, I can send them images via telepathy. 00:16:39.378 --> 00:16:42.631 Every time someone calls the school to complain about you, 00:16:42.631 --> 00:16:45.009 Mr. Matsuzaki goes to apologize. 00:16:45.009 --> 00:16:47.011 He always stays at school until late in the evening 00:16:47.011 --> 00:16:49.221 so that other teachers won't pick up the phone. 00:16:49.847 --> 00:16:52.516 And after receiving no calls yesterday for the first time, 00:16:52.516 --> 00:16:54.268 he saw you with a buzz cut, 00:16:54.268 --> 00:16:55.936 and now he's getting a lump in his throat. 00:16:57.271 --> 00:16:59.940 You should know all these things. 00:16:59.940 --> 00:17:01.275 Hey, is this for real?! The Next Day 00:17:01.316 --> 00:17:02.192 Is that really Kongou?! 00:17:02.192 --> 00:17:03.777 What on Earth happened? 00:17:03.777 --> 00:17:05.237 K-Kongou! You... 00:17:05.237 --> 00:17:05.988 Sir... 00:17:05.988 --> 00:17:08.282 Thanks for all you've done. I've come to my senses. 00:17:08.282 --> 00:17:10.701 I'll be graduating soon, but please put up with me until then. 00:17:10.701 --> 00:17:13.370 Kongou... You're repeating the third year after all. 00:17:13.370 --> 00:17:15.205 They said you missed too many days. 00:17:15.205 --> 00:17:17.708 But, if you keep working hard, next year... 00:17:19.251 --> 00:17:20.919 Kongou! 00:17:22.046 --> 00:17:23.505 Now, who’s going to win? 00:17:24.089 --> 00:17:25.132 Let's meet at the finals, pal. 00:17:25.132 --> 00:17:26.592 There are no finals! 00:17:34.308 --> 00:17:35.768 Hey! Who canceled it?! 00:17:35.768 --> 00:17:37.102 What're you gonna sing, Saiki? 00:17:37.102 --> 00:17:40.230 I didn't come to sing. I came to eat this. 00:17:40.230 --> 00:17:41.607 The Grand Chocolate Parfait. 00:17:41.607 --> 00:17:42.399 It's too bright! 00:17:42.941 --> 00:17:44.068 Okay. It's ordered. 00:17:44.068 --> 00:17:46.570 Saiki! Since today is about making good memories of us as a class, 00:17:46.570 --> 00:17:48.530 we're having everyone sing at least once. 00:17:48.947 --> 00:17:51.742 People have this attitude when they go to karaoke as a group, but I hate it. 00:17:51.742 --> 00:17:52.326 Whatever. 00:17:52.951 --> 00:17:55.162 I can eat my parfait and go home before it's my turn. 00:17:55.162 --> 00:17:56.538 I'll just enter a random song. 00:17:57.081 --> 00:17:58.415 Something crazy got queued. 00:17:58.415 --> 00:17:59.792 Well, not like I'll be singing anyway. 00:17:59.792 --> 00:18:01.502 I'll relax and wait for the parfait. 00:18:01.502 --> 00:18:02.252 We've been waiting for this! 00:18:02.252 --> 00:18:03.128 All right! Teruhashi! 00:18:03.170 --> 00:18:04.838 Our class's idol will sing! 00:18:04.838 --> 00:18:06.507 I feel kind of embarrassed. 00:18:07.466 --> 00:18:10.719 - We get to listen to Teruhashi's singing! - Her voice on a microphone is lovely too! 00:18:10.719 --> 00:18:11.470 She hasn't sung yet. 00:18:11.470 --> 00:18:15.015 I see you there, Saiki. Welcome to my concert! 00:18:15.015 --> 00:18:16.350 It's not really your concert. 00:18:16.350 --> 00:18:18.560 You might think, "She's this pretty and has a great personality." 00:18:18.560 --> 00:18:21.939 "It's hard to believe she could be a good singer on top of all that." 00:18:21.939 --> 00:18:23.899 "Maybe she's actually bad at it?" 00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:33.951 But sorry, I'm super good at it. 00:18:33.951 --> 00:18:40.791 Because I'm a perfect beautiful girl. 00:18:40.791 --> 00:18:45.212 You'll completely fall for me. 00:18:45.212 --> 00:18:50.717 I'm such a cute and kind beautiful girl. 00:18:50.717 --> 00:18:54.179 So say "Oh..." to me! 00:18:55.222 --> 00:18:58.642 - She can sing, but those lyrics are terrible. - 98 points! I've never seen such a high score before! 00:18:58.642 --> 00:19:00.727 - I still have goose bumps! - It's my turn next, huh? 00:19:00.727 --> 00:19:02.521 - You should definitely go pro! - After killing God, the truth came to light. 00:19:02.521 --> 00:19:03.897 I was so moved! Seriously! 00:19:03.897 --> 00:19:05.691 You should become a singer, Kokomi! 00:19:05.691 --> 00:19:07.985 What? I'm not that good. 00:19:07.985 --> 00:19:09.695 Sing one more song! 00:19:09.695 --> 00:19:12.656 Someone, please pay attention to the lost sheep behind you. 00:19:13.031 --> 00:19:14.241 Nice bloody. 00:19:14.241 --> 00:19:15.492 Thank you for waiting. 00:19:15.492 --> 00:19:16.702 - Who ordered the Grand Chocolate Parfait? - Here it is! 00:19:16.702 --> 00:19:17.661 I did! 00:19:17.661 --> 00:19:19.746 What?! Someone else ordered one before me?! 00:19:19.746 --> 00:19:21.999 All right! It came right after I ordered it! 00:19:21.999 --> 00:19:23.750 Has it even been a minute? 00:19:23.750 --> 00:19:24.918 Hey, that's mine! 00:19:24.918 --> 00:19:27.212 This is ridiculous! I've been waiting for 15 minutes! 00:19:27.838 --> 00:19:29.715 I feel like taking it by force, but whatever. 00:19:29.715 --> 00:19:30.757 This is yummy! 00:19:30.757 --> 00:19:35.470 When you sing, I'm gonna create feedback at the best part of the song. 00:19:35.470 --> 00:19:37.431 Enjoy your awkward atmosphere. 00:19:37.931 --> 00:19:40.350 Seriously, I have to wait another 15 minutes. 00:19:40.350 --> 00:19:41.768 There are nine songs before my turn. 00:19:41.768 --> 00:19:43.312 - I should have time. - Hey, who's next? 00:19:43.312 --> 00:19:44.938 Oh, it's me! 00:19:44.938 --> 00:19:47.649 You? Good grief. I think I'll just block my hearing. 00:19:47.649 --> 00:19:49.109 Hey, pal. Let's sing a duet. 00:19:49.109 --> 00:19:50.360 What's this gorilla saying? 00:19:50.360 --> 00:19:52.362 Nendou and Saiki are gonna sing a duet! 00:19:52.362 --> 00:19:53.906 - Seriously? I'd actually like to see that! - Ugh. We started getting their attention. 00:19:53.906 --> 00:19:55.949 Do it! Do it! 00:19:55.949 --> 00:19:56.950 Only one option! 00:19:56.950 --> 00:19:57.910 Whoa! What happened?! 00:19:57.910 --> 00:20:00.037 - A-A blackout?! - Everyone, calm down! It'll— 00:20:00.037 --> 00:20:00.537 It's back. 00:20:00.537 --> 00:20:02.372 Okay, then! Let's sing, pa— 00:20:02.372 --> 00:20:03.165 Pal? 00:20:03.165 --> 00:20:05.375 It's scary how unpredictable some things are. 00:20:05.375 --> 00:20:07.920 But I can't give up at this point. 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.756 I'll have that Grand Chocolate Parfait no matter what! 00:20:10.756 --> 00:20:11.965 It should be safe now. 00:20:12.591 --> 00:20:13.717 What's with this silence? 00:20:13.717 --> 00:20:15.469 Hey, Kaidou. Did something happen? 00:20:15.969 --> 00:20:17.095 H-He's dead?! 00:20:17.095 --> 00:20:19.306 - Is that... you... Saiki? - Ah. He's still alive. 00:20:19.306 --> 00:20:20.432 What on Earth happened? 00:20:20.432 --> 00:20:23.769 - After that, Nendou decided to sing alone. - Oh well. I guess I'll sing by myself. 00:20:24.228 --> 00:20:26.480 What followed was pure hell. 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.482 It was as if we were suddenly forced to listen to 00:20:28.482 --> 00:20:31.735 an orchestra of the world's most unpleasant sounds playing as loud as humanly possible. 00:20:31.735 --> 00:20:33.111 Just before I passed out, 00:20:33.111 --> 00:20:37.032 I recalled thinking, "If the Grim Reaper really exists, this must be what he sounds like." 00:20:37.032 --> 00:20:38.742 Well now I want to hear it for myself. 00:20:38.742 --> 00:20:40.452 Huh? What's up with you guys? 00:20:40.452 --> 00:20:42.996 Did you fall asleep listening to my gentle singing voice? 00:20:42.996 --> 00:20:45.040 - Then I'll sing a rocking song next to help you wake up! - I wonder how terrible it was. 00:20:45.040 --> 00:20:45.832 Don't! 00:20:47.167 --> 00:20:49.795 Oh, was that your order, Saiki? 00:20:49.795 --> 00:20:51.588 A waiter brought it earlier. 00:20:52.047 --> 00:20:53.715 But it appears he couldn't get away. 00:20:53.715 --> 00:20:56.051 Thank you, waiter. Your death won't be in vain. 00:20:56.051 --> 00:20:56.885 Well then, I'll— 00:20:56.885 --> 00:20:58.512 Ah! It's your turn next, Saiki. 00:20:58.512 --> 00:21:00.806 What are you saying? My song is the eighth song down. 00:21:00.806 --> 00:21:03.016 See? You picked "Go! Go! Go Wild Samba," right? 00:21:03.016 --> 00:21:03.642 Why?! 00:21:03.642 --> 00:21:05.811 Since the blackout earlier erased all the queued songs, 00:21:05.811 --> 00:21:07.229 I put in whatever I could remember. 00:21:07.229 --> 00:21:08.272 C-Crap! 00:21:08.272 --> 00:21:09.231 Oh? It's Saiki's turn next. 00:21:09.231 --> 00:21:10.774 "Go Wild Samba"? 00:21:10.774 --> 00:21:11.525 Seriously? Saiki? 00:21:11.525 --> 00:21:13.151 Saiki! Go for it! 00:21:13.151 --> 00:21:13.860 Now, go on. 00:21:13.860 --> 00:21:14.736 This is bad. 00:21:14.778 --> 00:21:16.238 Hey, where are you going?! 00:21:16.238 --> 00:21:17.406 Are you running away, Saiki?! 00:21:17.406 --> 00:21:18.407 I'm too shy to sing by myself, so... 00:21:18.407 --> 00:21:19.574 Oh? You wanna sing a duet? 00:21:21.076 --> 00:21:22.327 I'm going to the restroom! 00:21:22.327 --> 00:21:23.954 - Me too! I'm about to burst! - Ah, I got a phone call! 00:21:23.954 --> 00:21:25.372 Now, time to dig in. 00:21:25.372 --> 00:21:27.207 All right! Let's sing! 00:22:58.465 --> 00:22:59.508 Give me a break. 00:22:59.508 --> 00:23:01.927 This time I forgot my wallet, I became small, 00:23:01.927 --> 00:23:03.929 and I almost went wild. What a debacle. 00:23:03.929 --> 00:23:07.474 I got to eat the Grand Chocolate Parfait though, so things turned out okay. 00:23:07.474 --> 00:23:09.226 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K... 00:23:09.226 --> 00:23:10.352 we'll go to the countryside. 00:23:10.352 --> 00:23:12.813 I'll introduce you to my grandparents.