Kokomi Teruhashi is acknowledged to be the absolute, perfect beautiful girl.
You'll be surprised by my sudden visit, right?
On second thought, I can't!
Calm down, Kokomi. You didn't come to see Saiki.
You came to get cooking lessons from his mother.
Oh no! I rang his neighbor's door bell!
- However, there is something that even she is uncomfortable with... - Coming!
Um, I'm sorry. I rang your door bell by mistake.
May I ask who you are?
...and that would be children.
I'm sorry! I rang it by mistake!
He ran after seeing me?
Her beauty doesn't have any effect on children.
Hey, what're you—
Come quick, Cyborg Cider-man No. 2!
Hey, stop it. Good grief.
Look! There's someone suspicious here!
Saiki?!
Even God favors her.
I sensed you coming, so I hid out here.
I never thought you'd find me.
Oh, hi Kokomi! Nice to see you again!
Sorry for being a stranger.
Hi, Yuuta!
You two kind of look like a married couple.
What?! Wh-What're you saying?!
Give it a rest, Mom.
Do you have a date with Kuu today?
No! You told me the other day that you'd give me cooking lessons, so...
You came to see me?!
Oh, thank you! I'll get ready right away, then!
Sorry to barge in like this.
Why is he staring at me?
Oh, have I become his first love?
Hello, Yuuta!
You brat...!
Oh, yeah! How's this?!
Um, I brought some cake. I hope you'll like it.
Cake?!
All right! He took the bait!
There's an extra one. Yuuta can have it, if he likes.
All right! Cake! Cake!
Good thing the bakery gave me an extra cake for free.
Wow, they look delicious!
The one I got free is...!
I wonder if this is for Kuu.
N-N-N-No!
I let them pick at the shop!
So it doesn't mean anything!
Oh, I see.
Please have whichever you like.
I can't believe they would give me something like that for free.
But well... that is the one I'd like Saiki to eat...
Yummy!
It's the kind of cake I like!
That was yummy!
It was very delicious!
Yeah, it wasn't bad at all.
I'm glad you liked it.
Did you like it too, Yuuta?
Yep! It was the kind of cake I like!
Then you should say "thank you" to Kokomi.
Thank you, Auntie Kokomi!
Auntie
Wh-Who? Me?
- A-A-A-A-Aun-tie-tie-tie...? - You're seriously overreacting.
H-He said it.
This brat said number 4 on my "Things No One Can Say to Me" list!
What kind of list is that?
Oh, the phone.
H-He'll pay for this.
I'll get my revenge ten years from now
when you can appreciate my beauty.
Ugh... I'm so bored.
I'll strut up to you.
I could've gone without seeing Teruhashi's pathetic act.
But this could be useful as an anti-Teruhashi weapon.
Sorry, Kokomi!
I forgot I had a neighborhood association meeting!
Then I'll come back some other time.
Oh, would you mind waiting?
It should end in 30 minutes.
Kuu, please entertain her.
What? That means...
I'll be alone with Saiki...
...if not for this brat.
Hey, can I watch TV?
Go do that at home.
Nothing. Yeah, let's watch TV!
I need to be careful.
- Yay! I'll watch Cider-man! - I can't let myself get worked up by a child...
Let's have a grown-up conversation while he's watching TV.
Do you like children, Teruhashi?
I love them!
- Yay! Cider-man's started! - You're watching it too?!
Honestly, what're you doing, Saiki?
I guess the private chat's a no-go.
Wow, he's cool, huh?
Hey, I'm watching TV, so be quiet.
He said number 31 on the "Things No One Can Say to Me" list!
Just how long is that list?
- Baron Cola has appeared! - I-I just remembered I had something to do, so I'm going home.
Please apologize to your mom for me.
I feel bad about this, but I did it.
I'll make coffee jelly for Yuuta later.
Leave the citizens' safety to me!
This sweet scent... You are...!
You go defeat Baron Cola!
I'm counting on you, Peach Tea Girl!
Hey, what are you thinking?
No, they're totally different people!
It's the lady who was here earlier!
They don't look alike at all!
Wait, Peach Tea Girl!
After that, Yuuta became super attached to her.
I forgot my wallet at home.
A regular person would be panicking, but I'm a psychic.
If I teleport home from the restroom to get my wallet,
that would solve the problem... Out of Order We apologize for the inconvenience.
Whatever. I have plenty of alternatives.
I've thought of 182 solutions.
The only problem is that all of them are either completely illegal or highly immoral.
Of course, I'm not going to resort to those,
because causing trouble for others is against my principles.
But I can't think of any safe method given where I am right now.
It's full of people, and they all have a clear view of my table.
Plus, of all days, I had to wear this today.
It makes me stand out.
First, I can't teleport from here.
I can't make myself invisible, since it takes at least one minute.
I could use telepathy and ask someone to bring money.
Like Mom...
Kuu! You said you needed money! What happened?!
- I brought everything in our bank account! - ...but I don't want to trouble her.
Then what about Dad?
Kusuo, you should be more careful. You're such a goof.
No, that'd be annoying.
Then what about Nendou, Kaidou, or Toritsuka?
No, not happening.
I don't mind bothering them,
but I'd rather die than ask any of them for help.
That leaves only one option.
Apport.
This is the perfect solution for this situation.
But I need to send something of equal value
in exchange for what I apport here.
Even in a post-apocalyptic world, these wouldn't be worth 980 yen.
But there's a trick I can use.
The thing is, what you send doesn't have to be of the exact same value.
You can swap a 100-yen item for a 90 to 110-yen item,
or a 100 million-yen item for a 90 to 110 million-yen item.
If I start with 100 yen, reaching 980 yen can be done in as few as 25 exchanges.
Hey, that's a lot. How many times will it take if I start with 2 yen? All right! You're a billionaire!!
I need something of higher value.
Looking at my clothes, I can't use my pants.
The cardigan's no good either. It's too noticeable.
How about "Zebra Cardie"?
- The waiters are thinking of nicknames for me in the kitchen right now. - We need to reference coffee jelly too.
Losing it would look odd,
as would losing my shirt.
They'd have even more trouble thinking of a nickname for me.
I guess I'll have to use those.
I feel a little breeze...
...without my socks.
Just what did you think I'd exchange?
I'd never do something as stupid as exchange my own underwear.
The last time I really felt the value of 500 yen was when I was in 2nd grade.
Now, time to exchange it with something worth 550 yen.
Apport!
Okay. Apport! 500-yen coin → Boxer shorts (550 yen)
What's a pair of boxers doing here?
Good. I've increased the value by 100 yen. Boxer shorts (550 yen) → Miso (600 yen)
I'll keep going. Apport!
This is... The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Extra Story of Psychics!
Miso (600 yen) → Novel (650 yen) I bought it on impulse since the name matches mine.
What an amazing coincidence.
But wait, if this was on my bookshelf...
Probably best not to think about it.
Next is...
This isn't good.
There isn't anything worth 650 to 715 yen at home.
Oh well.
Looks like I'll have to cause trouble for them.
Apport!
Oh, are you the one who called about a manga pitch?
Ah, yes!
Well then, let me get a good look at it.
Um, I don't need to get a good look at that, though.
So this is Dad's belt. It's pretty cheap.
Novel (650 yen) → Belt (690 yen) No matter. I'll keep going.
Apport!
All right! It's chow time!
This meat is hard.
Before it gets cold... Apport! Belt (690 yen) → Steak Lunch (750 yen)
College Prep Seminars Today, we'll review integration by substitution using pi.
What?!
Steak Lunch (750 yen) →Textbook (800 yen) Hey, Kaidou! Why are you eating now?
It's not lunch time yet.
Apport!
Whoa! Check her out! Her * and *s are particularly...
Textbook (800 yen) →Slightly Dirty Magazine (840 yen) Huh? Pi?!
You perv! Are you really from the Editorial Department?!
Of course I am!
Here, check this!
Apport!
I am an editor here!
Doesn't look like it!
Okay, this is the last time. Apport!
Business Card Holder (920 yen) → 1,000-yen Bill All right! The Straw Millionaire plan worked!
As I thought, that situation was nothing to fear.
Did Mr. "Crappy Dresser" leave?
He did.
Well, I suppose they helped me out a little for once.
Only about 2% though.
I'll help them out next time I see them.
How did you get in here, you perv?!
You got it wrong! I work here!
Eating during class?! You're unbelievable!
I'm going to have a good talk with your parents about this!
Hey, this is a belt! I thought it tasted funny!
I ate half of it!
I have a deficit of dirty stuff!
- Someone, help me! - Good grief.
I would've had an easier time washing dishes instead.
Just who will win? Foretell it.
Find out later in the episode!
It's finished!
I finally finished building the one-hundredth scale
Destruction Weapon Libeon model!
Look at how perfect it is!
Okay, okay, I get it. Why don't you go show it to Mom?
Look here. It's got a cockpit too!
Destruction Weapon Libeon fell apart!
And now it's a destroyed weapon, huh.
Kusuo! What'd you do that for?!
I didn't do it, though I probably would've after two more seconds.
He did it.
Hey. It's been a while, so I thought I'd swing by.
Libeon... Libeon...!
Kusuo, can you put it back to how it was with your powers?
Hey! Don't ignore me!
Good grief. Give it to me.
Whoa! Really?!
Here, I put it back to how it was. Good luck.
I knew something was up.
You were acting way too nice.
I have to start over...
You're my only ally, Amp! Hurry up and feed me already.
Did you forget he's the one who broke it?
I'll go get food for you, okay?
Humans really are simple.
But he hasn't changed at all.
Usually, if a stray cat comes to your house, you'd shower them with attention.
Hewwo, kitty-witty. Where'd you come fwom?
Just when will he finally bow before me?
What?! He's picking me up!
He's been holding back after all!
No human can resist the cuteness of cats.
Hey! Let me in!
He's as noisy as ever.
Open the door! Let me eat at least!
What's this? Looks like it's edible.
Thanks for waiting, Amp! Here's your food!
Huh? Amp?
Kusuo, where's Amp?
Your creepy face made me lose my appetite, so I'm going home.
Don't lie!
Mom is allergic to cats, so we can't let him inside the house.
Well, I know, but...
What happened?!
Kusuo! Come quick!
Amp is unconscious!
Yeah, he sure is.
Call an ambulance! No, that's not right!
What's the number for a pet ambulance?!
Two? Is it two?! Mew, mew?!
- Is it 229?! - Calm down. I know what happened.
He choked on one of the plastic pieces.
What?! Can't you take it out?!
Oh, what if you turned back—
Can't. I already used my restoration ability on the model,
so even if I turn back time on him, the plastic piece won't go away.
Th-Then what can we do?! Don't worry. There are two ways to save him.
I don't care which way. Hurry up and save him!
Then I'll go with Plan A, where I cut off his head to take the plastic piece out...
...and turn back time on him before he dies.
I'm sorry, but please go with Plan B.
Good grief. I'd prefer Plan A since it's easier.
Huh?! Kusuo?!
I'm right over here.
What?! Kusuo!
You're small! You're small! Be quiet.
I'm one-hundredth size now. I'll enter his body like this.
Anything is possible with you, huh, Kusuo?!
- Whoa, that's scary! - Don't put your finger on me.
You won't be eaten while you're in there, right?
Even if that happens, I can teleport back out.
What happened?! Is there a problem?!
His breath stinks. It's overpowering his cuteness.
This is no time for that!
I know. Being outside of his mouth isn't any less of a hell.
What? What do you mean?
Here, I took it out.
All right! Good job!
He came to!
- He actually said the word "gasp." - Amp!
My late grandma was beckoning from the other side of the river.
That was just a lucky cat.
Hey, he's so cute when he's sleeping.
Why don't you—
What? You're still small?
Once I turn to this size, I can't go back for at least an hour.
Where are you going?
Bathroom.
Hey, wait! Don't go off on your own!
What if I step on you?
Wait a sec.
Aren't I stronger than him right now?
This is my chance to teach him his father is the bigger—
Be careful not to fall suddenly. After all, you're the bigger man.
Y-You're right.
Sheesh, the bathroom is so far away at this size.
I guess I'll teleport there.
Not even a drop's worth, huh?
Being this small is such a pain.
Finding something like this under the fridge...
I guess being small has its upsides.
At that moment, Saiki's mind was filled with a deep sense of dread.
It was a feeling that he had never experienced before.
He's following me! I can't lose him when I'm this small!
I have to... I have to get bigger! Huh?! What?! What?!
Libeon! Do something, bigger man!
A cockroach! Honey, help!
It's flying straight at me! This is it. I'm a gon—
Meal time!
Wh-What's the deal all of a sudden?!
I've changed my mind about you, Amp.
That's Kongou, a third-year.
I'm gonna purposely bump into him to get some money.
I can read others' minds using telepathy.
Why'd you avoid me? Give me some money.
Good grief. Even when I can read his mind, it still ends up like this.
Hey, are you making fun of me?!
I've already taken action regarding this guy with dirty pores.
There's another way of using telepathy.
Hey! What're you doing?!
That is, to send people telepathic messages.
Received Saiki's telepathic message. Kongou! Enough already!
You're graduating soon, aren't you?!
Or do you wanna repeat the third year?!
What?! Th-That's unfair, Matsuzaki!
This has nothing to do with my graduation!
I emphatically disagree.
If you wanna graduate, change your attitude!
When are you going to fix your hairstyle and clothes?!
Shut up!
I've been thinking I should get my act together!
I was trying to get money from him so I could get a haircut!
Your reasoning is a bit flawed.
I'll get you for this!
Hold it! I'm not done with you yet!
Sorry. He's my former student.
Despite his problems, I'd still like to see him graduate.
Keep dreaming.
Man, I'm so pissed off. Dammit!
Him again?
If only that damn four-eyes had just given me money...!
Sorry for not giving in to extortion.
Hey, good timing!
Let me borrow some money!
He's doing it again. He's a disgrace to our school.
- Oh no, I wonder what's going on? An extortion? - He's wearing a PK Academy uniform.
Let's call his school.
What did his parents and teachers teach him?
I don't care if he gets held back,
but I don't want our school's reputation to suffer.
So be it.
Hurry up and give me your shiitake! I know you have shiitake!
Shiitake?
N-No! Not shiitake! I said shiitake!
What's going on?! This is weird!
I can't think of anything but shiitake!
I can disturb one's thinking considerably
by sending a torrent of thoughts into their head.
Also, I just picked "shiitake" at random.
There's a grocery store just down the street.
Hey, hold it! Shiitake! Shiitake! Takeshii!
Oh, he was just asking for shiitake.
There's nothing wrong with asking for shiitake.
What the hell was that?
Fine, I'll use my own money.
A haircut?
Oh, right. That's why he was extorting money.
Which means he was serious about fixing that lame hairstyle, huh?
What would you like today?
Hey, your hair doesn't look half bad like that.
I'm graduating soon, so I want a decent look.
Let's see... I'd like a punch perm.
Certainly.
What's decent about a punch perm?!
Are you trying to scare people?!
As it stands, he has no chance of graduating.
Telepathic Lullaby Telepathic Lullaby!
That was quick.
Hey, on second thought, I want a different hairstyle.
Sir... Sir! It's done.
Oh, that was quick. Let me see...
What?! Why is it a buzz cut?!
But you asked for—
I said punch perm!
Hey, maybe I look a bit like ABZO?
Like hell I do.
You bastard! I'm gonna give you a reverse mohawk!
ABZO...
What? ABZO?!
Th-That's right! You look like ABZO!
Seriously?
Seriously.
Good morning!
Morning!
So you got a buzz cut, huh?
But one little change won't let you graduate!
Your uniform is against school rules! Fix it by tomorrow!
Just wait. I'll get you back for this after I graduate.
He shouldn't be allowed to graduate after all.
He's the same guy inside.
You're the four-eyes from yesterday!
You are so clueless.
Immediate telepathy!
By touching someone, I can send them images via telepathy.
Every time someone calls the school to complain about you,
Mr. Matsuzaki goes to apologize.
He always stays at school until late in the evening
so that other teachers won't pick up the phone.
And after receiving no calls yesterday for the first time,
he saw you with a buzz cut,
and now he's getting a lump in his throat.
You should know all these things.
Hey, is this for real?! The Next Day
Is that really Kongou?!
What on Earth happened?
K-Kongou! You...
Sir...
Thanks for all you've done. I've come to my senses.
I'll be graduating soon, but please put up with me until then.
Kongou... You're repeating the third year after all.
They said you missed too many days.
But, if you keep working hard, next year...
Kongou!
Now, who’s going to win?
Let's meet at the finals, pal.
There are no finals!
Hey! Who canceled it?!
What're you gonna sing, Saiki?
I didn't come to sing. I came to eat this.
The Grand Chocolate Parfait.
It's too bright!
Okay. It's ordered.
Saiki! Since today is about making good memories of us as a class,
we're having everyone sing at least once.
People have this attitude when they go to karaoke as a group, but I hate it.
Whatever.
I can eat my parfait and go home before it's my turn.
I'll just enter a random song.
Something crazy got queued.
Well, not like I'll be singing anyway.
I'll relax and wait for the parfait.
We've been waiting for this!
All right! Teruhashi!
Our class's idol will sing!
I feel kind of embarrassed.
- We get to listen to Teruhashi's singing! - Her voice on a microphone is lovely too!
She hasn't sung yet.
I see you there, Saiki. Welcome to my concert!
It's not really your concert.
You might think, "She's this pretty and has a great personality."
"It's hard to believe she could be a good singer on top of all that."
"Maybe she's actually bad at it?"
But sorry, I'm super good at it.
Because I'm a perfect beautiful girl.
You'll completely fall for me.
I'm such a cute and kind beautiful girl.
So say "Oh..." to me!
- She can sing, but those lyrics are terrible. - 98 points! I've never seen such a high score before!
- I still have goose bumps! - It's my turn next, huh?
- You should definitely go pro! - After killing God, the truth came to light.
I was so moved! Seriously!
You should become a singer, Kokomi!
What? I'm not that good.
Sing one more song!
Someone, please pay attention to the lost sheep behind you.
Nice bloody.
Thank you for waiting.
- Who ordered the Grand Chocolate Parfait? - Here it is!
I did!
What?! Someone else ordered one before me?!
All right! It came right after I ordered it!
Has it even been a minute?
Hey, that's mine!
This is ridiculous! I've been waiting for 15 minutes!
I feel like taking it by force, but whatever.
This is yummy!
When you sing, I'm gonna create feedback at the best part of the song.
Enjoy your awkward atmosphere.
Seriously, I have to wait another 15 minutes.
There are nine songs before my turn.
- I should have time. - Hey, who's next?
Oh, it's me!
You? Good grief. I think I'll just block my hearing.
Hey, pal. Let's sing a duet.
What's this gorilla saying?
Nendou and Saiki are gonna sing a duet!
- Seriously? I'd actually like to see that! - Ugh. We started getting their attention.
Do it! Do it!
Only one option!
Whoa! What happened?!
- A-A blackout?! - Everyone, calm down! It'll—
It's back.
Okay, then! Let's sing, pa—
Pal?
It's scary how unpredictable some things are.
But I can't give up at this point.
I'll have that Grand Chocolate Parfait no matter what!
It should be safe now.
What's with this silence?
Hey, Kaidou. Did something happen?
H-He's dead?!
- Is that... you... Saiki? - Ah. He's still alive.
What on Earth happened?
- After that, Nendou decided to sing alone. - Oh well. I guess I'll sing by myself.
What followed was pure hell.
It was as if we were suddenly forced to listen to
an orchestra of the world's most unpleasant sounds playing as loud as humanly possible.
Just before I passed out,
I recalled thinking, "If the Grim Reaper really exists, this must be what he sounds like."
Well now I want to hear it for myself.
Huh? What's up with you guys?
Did you fall asleep listening to my gentle singing voice?
- Then I'll sing a rocking song next to help you wake up! - I wonder how terrible it was.
Don't!
Oh, was that your order, Saiki?
A waiter brought it earlier.
But it appears he couldn't get away.
Thank you, waiter. Your death won't be in vain.
Well then, I'll—
Ah! It's your turn next, Saiki.
What are you saying? My song is the eighth song down.
See? You picked "Go! Go! Go Wild Samba," right?
Why?!
Since the blackout earlier erased all the queued songs,
I put in whatever I could remember.
C-Crap!
Oh? It's Saiki's turn next.
"Go Wild Samba"?
Seriously? Saiki?
Saiki! Go for it!
Now, go on.
This is bad.
Hey, where are you going?!
Are you running away, Saiki?!
I'm too shy to sing by myself, so...
Oh? You wanna sing a duet?
I'm going to the restroom!
- Me too! I'm about to burst! - Ah, I got a phone call!
Now, time to dig in.
All right! Let's sing!
Give me a break.
This time I forgot my wallet, I became small,
and I almost went wild. What a debacle.
I got to eat the Grand Chocolate Parfait though, so things turned out okay.
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K...
we'll go to the countryside.
I'll introduce you to my grandparents.