WEBVTT 00:00:11.558 --> 00:00:14.894 Bamboo 00:00:15.020 --> 00:00:18.732 Laundry-hanging rods 00:00:19.733 --> 00:00:24.320 Bamboo, laundry-hanging rods 00:00:27.032 --> 00:00:28.366 I'm home. 00:00:40.795 --> 00:00:45.967 Bamboo, laundry-hanging rods 00:01:28.134 --> 00:01:30.261 YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE 00:02:01.543 --> 00:02:03.169 GET HOME 00:02:08.424 --> 00:02:09.425 SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD 00:02:16.558 --> 00:02:17.725 75 MINUTES AGO 00:02:17.851 --> 00:02:19.769 Fujimiya said she's coming later. 00:02:20.562 --> 00:02:21.896 Got it. 00:02:25.567 --> 00:02:26.568 What? 00:02:26.609 --> 00:02:29.487 Well, she is a nice girl. 00:02:29.612 --> 00:02:31.906 Guess so. 00:02:33.324 --> 00:02:35.577 She tried to cut you out of my life. 00:02:35.618 --> 00:02:37.495 TO THE UNCLE FROM ANOTHER WORLD 00:02:38.163 --> 00:02:39.205 You've got mail. 00:02:39.330 --> 00:02:42.041 I know, but it's in English, so I ignored it. 00:02:42.876 --> 00:02:47.755 Let's see. "Changes to the YouTube Partner Program." 00:02:48.798 --> 00:02:50.633 Didn't know you read English fluently. 00:02:50.758 --> 00:02:52.635 No, I pasted it into a translation app. 00:02:54.053 --> 00:02:55.763 How convenient. 00:02:56.806 --> 00:02:58.224 And? What does it say? 00:03:00.185 --> 00:03:02.937 Uncle, you're about to lose your job. 00:03:05.023 --> 00:03:06.024 What? 00:03:07.775 --> 00:03:10.111 Early 2018. 00:03:10.195 --> 00:03:14.073 Many small YouTubers lost ad revenue. 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:15.617 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS OR 4,000 HOURS 00:03:15.658 --> 00:03:18.494 My uncle's channel wasn't no exception. 00:03:18.536 --> 00:03:20.955 STARTING BY FEBRUARY 20, 2018 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:23.374 FEBRUARY 19TH, MONDAY 00:03:25.501 --> 00:03:28.630 By the end of today, I need to reach 4,000 hours of watch time 00:03:28.671 --> 00:03:31.382 and 1,000 subscribers. 00:03:32.217 --> 00:03:33.801 UNCLE FROM ANOTHER WORLD CHANNEL SUBSCRIBERS 00:03:33.927 --> 00:03:35.511 812 PEOPLE 00:03:36.346 --> 00:03:38.848 The watch time greatly exceeds the threshold. 00:03:38.973 --> 00:03:41.517 Why so few subscribers? 00:03:43.561 --> 00:03:46.814 I JUST FOUND YOUR CHANNEL! AMAZING CGI! 00:03:46.940 --> 00:03:49.275 UNCLE FROM ANOTHER WORLD IT'S NOT CGI. IT'S REAL MAGIC. 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:52.278 PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE YOU WATCH THE VIDEOS. 00:03:52.362 --> 00:03:54.989 RECENTLY, I'M IRKED BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE COMMENT 00:03:55.073 --> 00:03:56.115 WITHOUT READING IT. 00:03:56.241 --> 00:03:57.825 PLEASE MAKE THE INTERNET AN ENJOYABLE PLACE 00:03:57.951 --> 00:03:59.160 BY COMPLYING WITH THE RULES. 00:03:59.285 --> 00:04:01.537 @UNCLEFROMANOTHERWORLD UM, SURE 00:04:01.579 --> 00:04:02.830 THERE HE GOES AGAIN 00:04:02.956 --> 00:04:05.541 I'M DONE BEING YOUR FAN ARE YOU TODAY YEARS OLD? 00:04:05.583 --> 00:04:08.419 AGAIN POPS IS RED IN THE FACE HE MAKES UP HIS OWN RULES 00:04:12.715 --> 00:04:15.593 -This is why! -What? 00:04:15.718 --> 00:04:19.722 Your fans are unsubscribing because of your *** replies! 00:04:19.847 --> 00:04:22.558 But, Takafumi… 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:24.143 No buts! 00:04:25.186 --> 00:04:29.565 -Anyway, we are in a tight spot. -Yes, we've got to figure something out. 00:04:29.691 --> 00:04:35.029 I haven't been like this since the Sealed City, Luvaldram. 00:04:35.154 --> 00:04:39.033 Their defense magic was broken, and 1,000 legendary beasts were released. 00:04:44.872 --> 00:04:46.207 Uncle, 00:04:47.333 --> 00:04:51.045 why do you mention such a fascinating tale in a moment of crisis? 00:04:51.129 --> 00:04:52.714 Do you want me to tell you? 00:04:52.755 --> 00:04:54.757 Of course I do. 00:04:54.841 --> 00:04:56.134 In a moment of crisis? 00:04:56.175 --> 00:04:58.052 It's your fault! 00:04:58.636 --> 00:05:00.346 Icuras elran. 00:05:02.056 --> 00:05:04.726 Is this the Sealed City? 00:05:10.356 --> 00:05:12.358 What an enormous barrier. 00:05:13.484 --> 00:05:15.486 What is it blocking? 00:05:16.070 --> 00:05:18.031 You don't know anything, do you? 00:05:19.324 --> 00:05:21.659 Do you have the brains of an orc? 00:05:22.618 --> 00:05:24.370 An orc? 00:05:24.454 --> 00:05:25.913 -Orc. -It's an orc! 00:05:28.207 --> 00:05:29.792 Do not panic. 00:05:29.917 --> 00:05:31.669 Yes, he looks exactly like an orc. 00:05:32.253 --> 00:05:33.921 But if he were a real orc, 00:05:34.630 --> 00:05:37.383 he would have perished the moment he stepped within the barrier. 00:05:37.508 --> 00:05:40.178 -That's true. -Is he still a human? 00:05:40.219 --> 00:05:41.637 This world is ending. 00:05:41.763 --> 00:05:43.056 I agree. 00:05:46.934 --> 00:05:49.687 Orc face, you're often in a spot as if hemmed in by Chu's army. 00:05:49.812 --> 00:05:50.813 Wait. 00:05:52.690 --> 00:05:54.067 Hemmed in by Chu's army? 00:05:54.108 --> 00:05:56.235 The Elf girl used an idiom referencing Chu. 00:05:56.361 --> 00:05:58.363 Wasn't Chu an ancient state in China? 00:05:58.404 --> 00:05:59.989 It must be the translation. 00:06:01.115 --> 00:06:02.950 LANGUAGE MENU 1 JAPANESE - 2 GRANBAHAMAL 00:06:03.076 --> 00:06:04.243 Irg zag lar rarla… 00:06:04.369 --> 00:06:08.539 The verbatim translation is "Wail of Guben's army on the 10th day." 00:06:08.581 --> 00:06:11.417 It doesn't make sense as is, so the magic adapted Japanese nicely. 00:06:11.542 --> 00:06:12.710 What is this interface? 00:06:13.419 --> 00:06:15.671 I copied this feature from your video player. 00:06:16.798 --> 00:06:18.549 Don't you want to hide your face? 00:06:19.592 --> 00:06:20.676 No. 00:06:22.970 --> 00:06:27.683 It doesn't make me want to retch anymore now that I'm used to it. 00:06:27.725 --> 00:06:30.978 -I can tolerate… -Wow, a giant fruit. 00:06:32.814 --> 00:06:35.024 It's an equa, a produce of the South. 00:06:35.149 --> 00:06:36.692 SEALED CITY LUVALDRAM THE LAND WHERE BEASTS RISE 00:06:36.818 --> 00:06:39.278 This barrier protecting the city wards off mythical beasts 00:06:39.404 --> 00:06:43.157 that dwell in the west of the Land Where Beasts Rise. 00:06:43.991 --> 00:06:47.286 A barrier of this scale isn't built in one night. 00:06:47.328 --> 00:06:49.580 -Kilighd l'gid riolran… -The city's been a trading hub… 00:06:49.622 --> 00:06:52.291 -…Kulosha l'gid riolran. -…for local goods, 00:06:52.333 --> 00:06:54.127 all thanks to this barrier! 00:07:01.008 --> 00:07:02.176 Look at the barrier! 00:07:05.888 --> 00:07:08.015 What did you do, Uncle? 00:07:08.599 --> 00:07:11.269 I wanted to see if it would work. 00:07:23.281 --> 00:07:25.366 -Look! -Beasts are coming! 00:07:25.491 --> 00:07:26.909 The cyclops! 00:07:27.034 --> 00:07:29.162 That's a Titan! 00:07:39.505 --> 00:07:41.340 Can that be a cloud dragon? 00:07:41.466 --> 00:07:42.758 Bring the spell cards! 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:44.010 Which ones? 00:07:44.051 --> 00:07:45.344 All of them! 00:07:49.223 --> 00:07:51.934 I've only seen such terrifying monsters in the picture books 00:07:52.643 --> 00:07:53.936 from my hometown. 00:08:01.402 --> 00:08:04.071 Approximately 1,000 monsters. 00:08:04.655 --> 00:08:06.324 What do you think, orc face? 00:08:06.782 --> 00:08:09.118 There are too many for us to handle. 00:08:10.119 --> 00:08:12.079 We cannot prevent mass casualty. 00:08:12.538 --> 00:08:13.664 That's correct. 00:08:35.811 --> 00:08:36.979 What an ugly face. 00:08:39.273 --> 00:08:40.858 But you don't hide it. 00:08:45.863 --> 00:08:47.114 You are so awkward. 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:51.244 Such a fool. 00:08:52.411 --> 00:08:53.454 Run. 00:09:15.142 --> 00:09:16.269 I put it up again. 00:09:16.310 --> 00:09:17.562 What? 00:09:17.603 --> 00:09:22.191 I asked the barrier-forming spirits to repair it and they did. 00:09:22.984 --> 00:09:25.695 The spirits gave me a hell of a time for it. 00:09:26.445 --> 00:09:27.572 A hell of a time? 00:09:30.449 --> 00:09:32.785 We lived! 00:09:32.868 --> 00:09:34.870 But what was that? 00:09:34.996 --> 00:09:37.290 I thought I saw something flashing. 00:09:37.873 --> 00:09:40.334 Does it mean someone broke the seal? 00:09:40.418 --> 00:09:42.003 Was it a beast? 00:09:42.044 --> 00:09:43.462 A beast? 00:09:57.518 --> 00:09:59.312 You dropped this, Elf girl. 00:09:59.353 --> 00:10:02.189 Thank you. It's ancient. 00:10:02.231 --> 00:10:05.735 It's a legendary weapon, right? You've got to handle it carefully. 00:10:05.776 --> 00:10:08.237 "Legendary sword" sounds cool, 00:10:08.946 --> 00:10:11.198 but, at the end of the day, it's an antique. 00:10:12.783 --> 00:10:14.744 An antique. 00:10:14.785 --> 00:10:17.163 The barrier's not so different. 00:10:17.204 --> 00:10:19.665 No maintenance was performed for several centuries. 00:10:19.749 --> 00:10:21.834 Some failure is inevitable. 00:10:21.917 --> 00:10:24.837 I heard that barrier magic books are in the king's capital. 00:10:28.841 --> 00:10:31.510 What a close call, orc face. 00:10:33.179 --> 00:10:36.265 Why don't you tell them that I broke the barrier? 00:10:41.228 --> 00:10:43.397 You owe me dinner. 00:10:44.857 --> 00:10:46.400 We'll call it even then. 00:10:57.078 --> 00:10:58.245 I took off. 00:10:58.371 --> 00:10:59.955 Why the hell you did run? 00:11:00.706 --> 00:11:02.833 It's critical to deter these types of jerks 00:11:02.958 --> 00:11:05.711 from extorting on the very first attempt. 00:11:06.253 --> 00:11:08.589 Otherwise, you'll be a *** forever. 00:11:08.714 --> 00:11:12.718 All right, orc face. Next, fetch me some pastries. 00:11:13.302 --> 00:11:16.305 His skepticism runs deep. 00:11:18.307 --> 00:11:22.561 Ask the spirits. 00:11:25.731 --> 00:11:26.982 What are you doing? 00:11:27.024 --> 00:11:31.153 I thought I'd ask my viewers to subscribe. 00:11:31.696 --> 00:11:32.697 What? 00:11:32.822 --> 00:11:37.535 I explained I need them to help by subscribing to my channel. 00:11:38.285 --> 00:11:40.871 What a stupid thing you've done! 00:11:40.913 --> 00:11:42.581 You're done if you show your weakness. 00:11:42.707 --> 00:11:45.459 Those trolls will start a flame war and grill you to the bone. 00:11:45.543 --> 00:11:48.546 Internet trolls who make money from hating will come after you. 00:11:48.587 --> 00:11:50.464 You are finished! 00:11:50.548 --> 00:11:52.633 Uncle, you are so done! 00:12:00.641 --> 00:12:02.184 I SUBSCRIBED. KEEP GOING! 00:12:02.268 --> 00:12:03.269 SINCE YOU ASKED… 00:12:04.478 --> 00:12:05.479 You guys… 00:12:05.563 --> 00:12:07.565 AWAITING UPDATES I'M ROOTING FOR YOU 00:12:09.608 --> 00:12:10.735 Unbelievable. 00:12:10.776 --> 00:12:15.448 I had only seen the worst of the social media community. 00:12:16.073 --> 00:12:21.036 The Internet had a kind and supportive side I hadn't seen before. 00:12:22.455 --> 00:12:23.748 Hello! 00:12:26.584 --> 00:12:29.670 Who's the skeptic here? 00:12:30.504 --> 00:12:33.799 Wow, we reached 1,000 subscribers! Yes! 00:12:35.217 --> 00:12:38.053 "Thank you, everyone." 00:12:38.637 --> 00:12:40.598 Should I use a smiley emoji? 00:12:41.640 --> 00:12:42.641 Sure. 00:12:44.518 --> 00:12:45.519 What's going on? 00:12:46.353 --> 00:12:47.938 ORC FACE QUICKLY TRANSFORM 00:12:49.774 --> 00:12:53.402 The aging, unemployed singles are becoming a serious social problem. 00:12:53.986 --> 00:12:56.989 For example, an unemployed uncle crashing at his nephew's place, 00:12:57.072 --> 00:12:59.074 wrecking the young man's life. 00:12:59.909 --> 00:13:01.118 Unthinkable, right? 00:13:01.243 --> 00:13:02.703 I totally agree. 00:13:03.370 --> 00:13:07.416 Wow, the new video already reached 10,000 views. 00:13:09.251 --> 00:13:12.546 Is being a YouTuber considered a career? 00:13:12.671 --> 00:13:14.924 The revenue comes only from ads, right? 00:13:15.382 --> 00:13:17.009 Yeah. 00:13:17.635 --> 00:13:19.804 That's a commonly asked question. 00:13:20.387 --> 00:13:23.390 I'm a pro collaborating with a corporation, 00:13:23.516 --> 00:13:25.518 so I can't disclose the details. 00:13:26.101 --> 00:13:27.353 Sorry. 00:13:29.021 --> 00:13:30.689 With a roommate… 00:13:32.942 --> 00:13:37.112 Takafumi can't even consider living with a girlfriend. 00:13:39.406 --> 00:13:43.410 Oh, yeah, Fujimiya. You should live here. 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:47.122 Takafumi's room sleeps two. 00:13:47.164 --> 00:13:48.582 Wait! 00:13:48.666 --> 00:13:50.543 -I don't mind sleeping on the floor. -Wait! 00:13:50.584 --> 00:13:53.003 Having two men in my room is a bit tight. 00:13:53.838 --> 00:13:55.589 It's not that spacious. 00:13:55.673 --> 00:13:56.674 Really? 00:14:01.303 --> 00:14:03.138 Sorry, I need to go out for a bit. 00:14:03.264 --> 00:14:05.307 What? Wait! 00:14:05.432 --> 00:14:08.143 Sugarless jam, 198 yen. 00:14:11.856 --> 00:14:13.065 That Takafumi. 00:14:14.191 --> 00:14:18.737 Despite a wonderful girl such as you showing interest in him, 00:14:18.779 --> 00:14:21.073 he only sees you as a friend. 00:14:23.158 --> 00:14:25.578 Did something happen in the past? 00:14:27.037 --> 00:14:28.038 Huh? 00:14:28.622 --> 00:14:30.624 -You can talk to me. -No, thank you. 00:14:32.459 --> 00:14:35.504 Surely my experience of sacrificing my love countless times means something. 00:14:35.629 --> 00:14:37.298 Kaede, at least go with my hands. 00:14:37.339 --> 00:14:39.216 Surely there are things only I can tell you. 00:14:39.341 --> 00:14:40.718 No way! 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:44.179 I have nothing to confide to someone whose experience only comes from video games. 00:14:53.939 --> 00:14:56.942 I'm not good enough for you. 00:15:00.654 --> 00:15:02.781 He is a weirdo. 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:08.037 But he has good intentions to try to bring us together. 00:15:09.955 --> 00:15:13.375 I was too harsh earlier. 00:15:16.795 --> 00:15:17.796 What? 00:15:17.922 --> 00:15:20.257 Who… are you? 00:15:20.382 --> 00:15:23.260 I am Takafumi's aunt. 00:15:23.385 --> 00:15:24.553 His aunt? 00:15:24.678 --> 00:15:27.222 Why is his aunt here? 00:15:27.348 --> 00:15:30.434 His uncle is here. Why not his aunt? 00:15:32.311 --> 00:15:34.021 Where is Uncle? 00:15:34.146 --> 00:15:35.230 He's in the bathroom. 00:15:36.523 --> 00:15:38.275 Help me, Spirit of Sound. 00:15:40.527 --> 00:15:41.612 I'm here. 00:15:42.237 --> 00:15:44.156 Okay, let's talk. 00:15:44.239 --> 00:15:46.325 -I mean, let's have a chat. -What? 00:15:46.450 --> 00:15:50.287 It's time for girl talk. No need to hold back. 00:15:50.329 --> 00:15:52.331 So, tell me, what happened in the past? 00:15:52.456 --> 00:15:55.834 Nothing. Seriously, nothing happened. 00:15:58.045 --> 00:15:59.463 I'm back. 00:16:06.887 --> 00:16:09.348 AND HERE WE ARE NOW 00:16:11.475 --> 00:16:13.143 It's Takafumi. 00:16:13.185 --> 00:16:15.604 Your aunt wants to give me relationship advice. 00:16:15.646 --> 00:16:17.481 What? My aunt? 00:16:18.315 --> 00:16:19.566 Relationship advice? 00:16:24.905 --> 00:16:26.156 Uncle? 00:16:26.198 --> 00:16:27.741 No, I'm your aunt. 00:16:28.659 --> 00:16:30.035 Sonic and Tailz are-- 00:16:30.077 --> 00:16:32.871 No, it's Tails with an S. 00:16:32.913 --> 00:16:36.208 His real name is Miles Prower, but he goes by "Tails," as he has two tails. 00:16:36.291 --> 00:16:37.751 -Uncle. -I'm your aunt. 00:16:39.753 --> 00:16:43.507 You could have used this magic to change your appearance in the other world. 00:16:43.590 --> 00:16:45.092 Don't make it sound easy. 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:48.929 The mind gradually changes to conform to the body. 00:16:50.055 --> 00:16:53.517 There is a risk that I can lose my identity. 00:16:55.978 --> 00:16:58.063 Unless absolutely necessary, 00:16:58.105 --> 00:17:00.524 this magic is forbidden! 00:17:01.108 --> 00:17:03.068 And you are using it for a girl talk. 00:17:03.694 --> 00:17:04.695 Well… 00:17:05.487 --> 00:17:07.948 Whatever. Let's shoot a YouTube video. 00:17:10.242 --> 00:17:12.619 No, now's not the time. 00:17:12.661 --> 00:17:15.372 Fujimiya is here, so we should entertain her. 00:17:15.497 --> 00:17:17.708 Let's shoot a gaming video with Guardian Heroes. 00:17:17.833 --> 00:17:19.251 I'll do it! 00:17:19.334 --> 00:17:22.713 I've been wanting to shoot a gaming video. 00:17:22.838 --> 00:17:25.215 Yay! 00:17:25.257 --> 00:17:28.260 We don't have time, so keep your face like that. 00:17:28.385 --> 00:17:30.721 All right, let's get started. 00:17:32.389 --> 00:17:33.432 What is going on? 00:17:36.226 --> 00:17:38.812 All right. The video is successfully uploaded. 00:17:38.854 --> 00:17:42.733 I'm not as good as I once was but kept an entertaining play style. 00:17:42.858 --> 00:17:45.027 I think we'll get tons of likes. 00:17:45.110 --> 00:17:46.737 Can I see the video? 00:17:46.862 --> 00:17:50.115 Uncle, before we get to that, we need to entertain Fujimiya. 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:52.034 Right, I forgot. 00:17:52.117 --> 00:17:54.244 Uncle? Not aunt? 00:17:55.537 --> 00:17:56.538 All right. 00:17:56.580 --> 00:18:00.584 Let's review Takafumi and Fujimiya's earliest encounters. 00:18:00.667 --> 00:18:02.711 You cut right to the chase, Uncle. 00:18:02.753 --> 00:18:04.588 Let's start, Takafumi. 00:18:04.671 --> 00:18:07.966 Spirit of Memory, show me a fragment of the recollections. 00:18:11.970 --> 00:18:14.306 -What the heck is this? -It's magic. 00:18:14.389 --> 00:18:16.683 Stop kidding me. 00:18:16.725 --> 00:18:19.144 Oh, this must be a hologram! Right? 00:18:19.603 --> 00:18:21.605 I've seen this in movies. 00:18:24.441 --> 00:18:25.901 Yeah. 00:18:25.984 --> 00:18:28.445 This Sony machine projects the image here. 00:18:29.029 --> 00:18:31.615 So it's by Sony. 00:18:32.991 --> 00:18:36.036 That's our elementary school before it was renovated. 00:18:38.163 --> 00:18:41.291 I bet you have erotic magazines stashed at home! 00:18:41.333 --> 00:18:43.293 I don't have them. 00:18:44.336 --> 00:18:47.756 Wow, I want one of these devices. 00:18:47.881 --> 00:18:50.467 Don't talk back to me! 00:18:50.509 --> 00:18:53.637 -Crap bomb punches! -Ouch, ouch! 00:18:54.221 --> 00:18:57.182 Strange. Where is Fujimiya? 00:18:57.307 --> 00:18:59.309 There's only a filthy brat. 00:18:59.768 --> 00:19:01.103 That's you, Fujimiya. 00:19:02.646 --> 00:19:03.647 What? 00:19:10.654 --> 00:19:13.073 Oh, I see. Yeah, that makes sense. 00:19:13.198 --> 00:19:16.368 What? Was I really like this? 00:19:17.369 --> 00:19:20.080 I thought we had a more bittersweet childhood together. 00:19:24.793 --> 00:19:26.211 Here's poop. 00:19:26.253 --> 00:19:27.629 Wait, what? 00:19:28.922 --> 00:19:30.382 Fujimiya, I'm so sorry. 00:19:31.091 --> 00:19:32.384 This is hopeless. 00:19:32.509 --> 00:19:34.386 Don't watch it! 00:19:34.511 --> 00:19:38.390 Incredible of Takafumi to notice you when he saw you on the street. 00:19:38.473 --> 00:19:41.518 Of course I would. 00:19:45.814 --> 00:19:47.524 I wouldn't forget Fujimiya. 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:55.240 Yeah, right. 00:19:55.365 --> 00:19:56.950 Ouch. What's this for? 00:19:57.826 --> 00:19:58.869 I see. 00:20:06.585 --> 00:20:09.504 It's not about the appearance. 00:20:11.256 --> 00:20:14.509 Had I been able to see that, maybe… 00:20:15.135 --> 00:20:16.136 Oh, no. 00:20:17.012 --> 00:20:19.097 Is this body affecting my mind? 00:20:20.182 --> 00:20:21.850 Please stop, Mr. Fujimiya. 00:20:21.892 --> 00:20:24.144 -You called me Mr. Fujimiya. -Poop, poop! 00:20:24.269 --> 00:20:27.189 I seriously thought you were a boy for a while after we met. 00:20:27.272 --> 00:20:28.732 That's horrible! 00:20:32.861 --> 00:20:34.529 That's the video we uploaded just now. 00:20:34.571 --> 00:20:36.573 VIRTUAL ELF YOUTUBER UNCLE 00:20:36.615 --> 00:20:37.908 Virtual what? 00:20:38.575 --> 00:20:41.912 Hi, guys! It's Uncle here. 00:20:42.037 --> 00:20:45.165 Today, I want to do something a little different. 00:20:45.290 --> 00:20:47.709 Ta-da! I want to play a SEGA SATURN game, 00:20:47.751 --> 00:20:51.171 Guardian Heroes! 00:20:51.296 --> 00:20:53.048 Clap, clap, clap. 00:20:54.007 --> 00:20:56.009 All right, for this video, 00:20:56.051 --> 00:20:59.596 I'll play up to obtaining the hero's sword. 00:20:59.721 --> 00:21:04.601 To obtain the sword of Han's hero, select the bottom answer twice. 00:21:04.643 --> 00:21:06.186 Yep, it's that simple. 00:21:06.311 --> 00:21:07.646 All right, now… 00:21:07.771 --> 00:21:09.481 Wait a minute, Takafumi. 00:21:10.607 --> 00:21:13.902 My game's screen isn't shown at all in the video we just shot. 00:21:13.944 --> 00:21:15.445 Why would anyone watch this? 00:21:15.487 --> 00:21:17.155 Look at the view count. There's only… 00:21:17.197 --> 00:21:18.615 VIRTUAL ELF YOUTUBER UNCLE 00:21:19.741 --> 00:21:20.867 …200,000 views? 00:21:22.619 --> 00:21:24.329 We're going viral! 00:21:24.454 --> 00:21:27.040 This will be record-breaking! We'll hit three million views! 00:21:27.082 --> 00:21:29.167 People don't want to watch a frowsy, old geezer! 00:21:29.209 --> 00:21:32.796 It's the age of virtual YouTubers! Hot girl avatars! 00:21:35.090 --> 00:21:36.466 CUTE! 00:21:36.508 --> 00:21:38.927 I'M A FAN - TOO CUTE 00:21:38.969 --> 00:21:41.888 NO NEED FOR A GAME CONSOLE 00:21:47.477 --> 00:21:49.104 You are all the same. 00:21:55.944 --> 00:21:58.822 -Yes! I was spot-on! -His nasty face appeared! 00:21:58.905 --> 00:22:00.532 No! 00:22:00.615 --> 00:22:02.367 -We did it! -Gross! 00:22:02.409 --> 00:22:05.620 No! 00:22:05.662 --> 00:22:09.708 Uncle's pride as a YouTuber was torn to pieces. 00:22:11.918 --> 00:22:15.255 But on the payout date, 00:22:15.380 --> 00:22:18.508 a deluxe sashimi plate was served on our dinner table.