WEBVTT 00:01:23.296 --> 00:01:24.756 Is that Kuboyasu over there? 00:01:24.756 --> 00:01:26.925 What's he doing standing in a place like that? 00:01:26.925 --> 00:01:27.884 Well, it matters not. 00:01:27.884 --> 00:01:30.845 Organizational Chart in Kaidou's Head He's quite the promising young man. 00:01:30.845 --> 00:01:35.350 If he so wishes, I can turn him into a first-class soldier. 00:01:35.350 --> 00:01:37.685 When the time comes to do battle with Dark Reunion, 00:01:37.685 --> 00:01:39.771 he may very well be a valuable asset. 00:01:39.771 --> 00:01:40.271 He— 00:01:40.271 --> 00:01:41.314 Don't * with us, punk. 00:01:41.314 --> 00:01:44.150 Hey, you think "Sorry" is enough to let you off the hook? 00:01:44.150 --> 00:01:46.694 Ow! You broke my arm! I bet it'll cost a million yen to fix it! 00:01:46.694 --> 00:01:47.946 Did you hear that?! 00:01:47.946 --> 00:01:49.405 A million yen! 00:01:49.405 --> 00:01:52.992 What's going on?! They're totally shaking him down! 00:01:52.992 --> 00:01:55.495 But now that I've seen this, I can't just let it be. 00:01:55.495 --> 00:01:56.496 Just wait. 00:01:56.496 --> 00:01:58.790 I'll go get a man who can help! 00:01:58.790 --> 00:01:59.999 Please forgive us! 00:01:59.999 --> 00:02:02.085 Hey, wait, I'm a man! I gotta go help him! 00:02:02.085 --> 00:02:03.419 I sincerely apologize. 00:02:03.419 --> 00:02:05.171 Stop it. He's gonna die! 00:02:07.090 --> 00:02:08.883 Eek! Forgiv— 00:02:10.426 --> 00:02:13.054 Wh-What's going on? Witness 00:02:13.054 --> 00:02:15.014 Kuboyasu is...! 00:02:15.014 --> 00:02:17.016 Oh boy... Witness of the Witness 00:02:18.184 --> 00:02:20.395 Did what I saw this morning really happen? 00:02:20.395 --> 00:02:23.356 To think that Kuboyasu was hiding such great fighting power... 00:02:23.356 --> 00:02:25.942 No, thinking back, lots of things were weird about him. 00:02:25.942 --> 00:02:27.443 wuz here gimme the lowdown, homies! When he first transferred here, 00:02:27.443 --> 00:02:29.946 he scribbled "wuz here" and "gimme the lowdown, homies!" on the blackboard. 00:02:29.946 --> 00:02:32.532 During the school festival, he said he spilled ketchup on himself, 00:02:32.532 --> 00:02:34.909 but it smelled pretty funky for ketchup. 00:02:34.993 --> 00:02:38.913 And there's that "!?" thing that sometimes shows up above his head. 00:02:38.913 --> 00:02:39.706 You can see that? 00:02:39.706 --> 00:02:41.666 Something on your mind, runt? 00:02:41.666 --> 00:02:43.334 Don't startle me like that, you *! 00:02:43.334 --> 00:02:45.295 Oh? You know, you can talk to me for advice. 00:02:45.295 --> 00:02:48.006 I can't think of a worse person to get advice from. 00:02:48.006 --> 00:02:49.215 Well, the thing is... 00:02:49.215 --> 00:02:50.049 You're listening to him? 00:02:50.049 --> 00:02:52.260 Do you think Kuboyasu— 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:53.303 Oh? What about me? 00:02:54.012 --> 00:02:54.554 Kuboyasu! 00:02:54.554 --> 00:02:55.680 Oh, hey, transfer student. 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:56.681 What're you talking about? 00:02:56.681 --> 00:02:58.183 Kuboyasu Through Kaidou's Eyes Let me in on it. 00:02:58.183 --> 00:02:59.642 Was he always this scary? 00:02:59.642 --> 00:03:01.686 Um, it was nothing important, sir. 00:03:01.686 --> 00:03:04.272 "Sir"? Hey, what's with the formal talk? 00:03:04.272 --> 00:03:06.065 You're acting strange today. 00:03:06.065 --> 00:03:07.483 Did something happen? 00:03:07.483 --> 00:03:09.485 Like, you saw something scary? 00:03:10.445 --> 00:03:11.905 What's wrong? Are you stupid? 00:03:11.905 --> 00:03:13.656 You're one to talk! I just felt a little dizzy! 00:03:13.656 --> 00:03:14.073 Hey, isn't he acting weird? 00:03:14.073 --> 00:03:15.867 - Hey! Don't lean on him! That's rude! Give him some space, idiot! - I-I guess. 00:03:16.576 --> 00:03:18.995 Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about. 00:03:18.995 --> 00:03:19.495 You— 00:03:21.206 --> 00:03:22.540 Oh, sorry. 00:03:22.540 --> 00:03:23.625 Hey! Stop it! 00:03:23.625 --> 00:03:25.293 A-Are you okay? 00:03:25.293 --> 00:03:26.669 It was no big deal. I'm fine. 00:03:26.669 --> 00:03:28.046 Hey, apologize to him, Nendou! 00:03:28.046 --> 00:03:30.089 Well, my nose was itching. 00:03:30.089 --> 00:03:31.216 Oh, it got on your face. 00:03:31.216 --> 00:03:32.342 You blew your nose in that! 00:03:32.342 --> 00:03:33.760 Oh, it's fine. 00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:36.429 Kuboyasu... He's not getting mad after all of that. 00:03:36.429 --> 00:03:38.306 Could someone so restrained really be a delinquent? 00:03:38.306 --> 00:03:39.724 Don't worry about it. 00:03:39.724 --> 00:03:40.767 He's on the edge, though. 00:03:40.767 --> 00:03:43.144 Forget it. We have PE class next. Let's get ready for it. 00:03:43.144 --> 00:03:45.146 Yeah. I must be mistaken. 00:03:45.146 --> 00:03:47.106 Kuboyasu isn't that kind of guy. 00:03:47.899 --> 00:03:51.194 There's no way a guy who changes like a girl would be a delinquent. 00:03:51.194 --> 00:03:52.528 It must've been someone else I saw. 00:03:52.528 --> 00:03:54.739 Hey, Kuboyasu! Why're you changing like a girl? 00:03:54.739 --> 00:03:55.615 Hey, wait! 00:03:55.615 --> 00:03:57.116 Hey, give that back to me! 00:03:57.116 --> 00:03:58.910 He's totally different from the neck down! 00:03:58.910 --> 00:04:00.495 We're playing baseball in PE today. 00:04:00.495 --> 00:04:00.995 Yeah? 00:04:00.995 --> 00:04:02.914 He... he must like to lift weights. 00:04:02.914 --> 00:04:04.874 Yeah, someone so good-natured can't be a delinquent. 00:04:05.917 --> 00:04:08.169 Why is he looking at the bat like it was his old partner?! 00:04:08.169 --> 00:04:11.756 It's like he's thinking "I never thought I'd use you to actually play baseball"! 00:04:11.756 --> 00:04:13.299 - Next batter is Kuboyasu! - Kuboyasu... 00:04:13.299 --> 00:04:15.176 Are you a delinquent after all?! 00:04:15.176 --> 00:04:17.095 You look just like one when you squat like that, 00:04:17.095 --> 00:04:18.221 but you're not, are you? 00:04:19.222 --> 00:04:20.807 Kuboyasu! Are you okay?! 00:04:20.807 --> 00:04:23.393 This is bad! If he really is a delinquent, there's gonna be a huge fight! 00:04:23.393 --> 00:04:24.811 Hey, were you trying to hit him?! 00:04:24.811 --> 00:04:25.520 You wanna rumble? 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:27.605 We aren't here to fight each other, 00:04:27.605 --> 00:04:28.982 but to play baseball, right? 00:04:28.982 --> 00:04:30.984 No outs, runner on first base. Let's continue the game. 00:04:30.984 --> 00:04:34.404 Why is he talking like a delinquent who found baseball and went straight?! 00:04:35.363 --> 00:04:37.657 It's raining! Everyone, inside the building! 00:04:37.657 --> 00:04:39.200 Tch. We could've won. 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:40.410 Please take me in 00:04:40.994 --> 00:04:42.370 You're alone too, huh? 00:04:42.370 --> 00:04:43.705 That sounds like a delinquent too! 00:04:43.705 --> 00:04:45.623 And an abandoned dog right when it suddenly rains?! 00:04:47.125 --> 00:04:50.295 There's no other conclusion. Kuboyasu is a delinquent! 00:04:50.295 --> 00:04:54.173 I can't believe he pretended to be a regular person and hid his dark side. What a guy! 00:04:54.173 --> 00:04:56.092 Isn't that the background you give yourself? 00:04:56.092 --> 00:04:58.386 I'll keep my distance from Kuboyasu from now on. 00:04:58.386 --> 00:05:00.096 Besides, he is just an ordinary human, after all. 00:05:00.096 --> 00:05:03.641 If I unleash that power, he'd instantly become nothing but ashes. 00:05:03.641 --> 00:05:04.684 Show it to me then. 00:05:04.684 --> 00:05:06.436 Hey, Saiki. Do you wanna go eat— 00:05:06.436 --> 00:05:07.854 Hello, guys! 00:05:07.854 --> 00:05:10.315 Hey, I know we just met, but can we borrow some money? 00:05:12.066 --> 00:05:13.109 Hold it, man. 00:05:13.109 --> 00:05:15.361 Okay, no running from you, either. 00:05:15.361 --> 00:05:16.821 What? Oh no... 00:05:17.655 --> 00:05:20.616 Crap. We're getting shaken down by delinquents! 00:05:26.039 --> 00:05:27.540 We said we want money! 00:05:27.540 --> 00:05:29.709 Hand it over already! 00:05:29.709 --> 00:05:31.336 We've stepped into some trouble. 00:05:31.336 --> 00:05:32.211 This is bad! 00:05:32.211 --> 00:05:33.671 They go to that big delinquent school! 00:05:33.671 --> 00:05:35.089 Saiki's scared... 00:05:35.089 --> 00:05:35.965 Well, of course he is. 00:05:35.965 --> 00:05:38.301 Should I use it? No, this power is too dangerous. 00:05:38.301 --> 00:05:39.761 Don't just stand there, dumb*! 00:05:39.761 --> 00:05:40.345 Shun! 00:05:40.345 --> 00:05:41.095 Get him! 00:05:41.095 --> 00:05:41.596 Take this! 00:05:41.596 --> 00:05:43.056 Shun! 00:05:44.515 --> 00:05:45.516 What's the deal? 00:05:45.516 --> 00:05:47.185 We've hit him at least a hundred times. 00:05:47.185 --> 00:05:49.604 How the hell is he still standing? 00:05:49.604 --> 00:05:50.855 Is he immortal? 00:05:50.855 --> 00:05:52.190 What're you guys doing? 00:05:52.190 --> 00:05:53.733 Hyakkimaru?! 00:05:53.733 --> 00:05:55.401 Looks like quite the party here. 00:05:55.401 --> 00:05:57.487 I think my pal wants in too. 00:05:57.487 --> 00:06:00.573 Wait! If you hit him with that, he'll die! Hyakkimaru! 00:06:00.573 --> 00:06:02.575 Actually, I'll go for this guy! 00:06:05.745 --> 00:06:07.747 H-Huh? M-My arm... 00:06:07.747 --> 00:06:08.873 Hyakkimaru! 00:06:09.582 --> 00:06:11.250 I've had it. 00:06:11.250 --> 00:06:14.212 Sorry, but it's too late now. You only have yourselves to blame. 00:06:14.212 --> 00:06:16.172 As a parting gift for your netherworld trip, 00:06:16.172 --> 00:06:17.715 I'll show you my power, Black Beat's— 00:06:17.715 --> 00:06:19.759 Hey! Hey, are you listening?! 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:21.886 It's too late... you idiots. 00:06:21.886 --> 00:06:24.097 Weak... Humans are too feeble. 00:06:24.097 --> 00:06:26.516 Hey! Hand over your money already! 00:06:26.516 --> 00:06:27.975 It's time to leave la-la land, Shun. 00:06:28.726 --> 00:06:30.645 Huh? I thought I took you guys d... 00:06:30.645 --> 00:06:32.522 Huh?! Are you making fun of us?! 00:06:32.522 --> 00:06:33.523 Where's Hyakkimaru? 00:06:33.523 --> 00:06:35.817 What the hell are you talking about, dumbass? 00:06:35.817 --> 00:06:38.069 There's always a Hyakkimaru type in delinquent manga, 00:06:38.069 --> 00:06:39.195 but he was never here. 00:06:39.195 --> 00:06:41.406 I get it now! That was all just in my head! 00:06:41.406 --> 00:06:43.324 Are you trying to mock us?! 00:06:43.324 --> 00:06:46.411 No, calm down. If I was just fantasizing, there's no Hyakkimaru. 00:06:46.411 --> 00:06:47.912 These small fry are nothing! 00:06:47.912 --> 00:06:49.372 Stop *ing around, bastard. 00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:51.165 What?! You're gonna use that thing?! 00:06:51.165 --> 00:06:52.375 Hey, where's your wallet? 00:06:52.375 --> 00:06:54.001 Th-They're too dangerous! 00:06:54.001 --> 00:06:56.629 And this had to happen when I was with Saiki! 00:06:56.629 --> 00:06:59.132 If he weren't here, I'd just hand over my money! 00:06:59.132 --> 00:06:59.715 Seriously? 00:06:59.715 --> 00:07:02.510 But I can't look lame in front of him! 00:07:02.510 --> 00:07:03.386 I'll take them on! 00:07:03.386 --> 00:07:05.555 I'm actually tired of seeing how lame you are. 00:07:05.555 --> 00:07:06.431 I don't have it! 00:07:07.515 --> 00:07:10.309 I-I don't have any idea of who wouldn't have a wallet. 00:07:10.309 --> 00:07:11.144 Yup. Tired of it. 00:07:11.144 --> 00:07:12.645 Whoa! There's quite a bit in here. 00:07:12.645 --> 00:07:15.606 - You a rich kid, huh? - Yeesh. I wonder how much coffee jelly that could've bought. 00:07:15.606 --> 00:07:17.066 Give us yours too already. 00:07:17.066 --> 00:07:18.776 Hey! Wasn't mine enough for you?! 00:07:18.776 --> 00:07:20.611 You shut your trap! 00:07:20.611 --> 00:07:23.614 Your friend gave us his wallet. You'll do the same, right? 00:07:23.614 --> 00:07:25.825 Huh? Wh-What'd you do that f— 00:07:25.825 --> 00:07:28.453 Oh... Now you've got the idea. 00:07:28.453 --> 00:07:29.996 Well, it's all yours. 00:07:29.996 --> 00:07:33.291 I cursed you to have blood seep out of every pore in your body three months from now. 00:07:33.291 --> 00:07:34.750 Take this as an apology. 00:07:34.750 --> 00:07:36.335 Okay, thank you v— 00:07:36.919 --> 00:07:38.212 We're getting outta here, Saiki! 00:07:38.212 --> 00:07:39.005 Hold it! 00:07:41.048 --> 00:07:41.883 Let go of me! 00:07:41.883 --> 00:07:43.634 What's with this guy?! He's super slow! 00:07:43.634 --> 00:07:45.511 He's a slow runner. Is he trying to get caught? 00:07:45.511 --> 00:07:48.806 But sorry, Kaidou. I'm gonna keep running. 00:07:48.806 --> 00:07:50.016 Hold it, you bastard! 00:07:50.016 --> 00:07:52.185 This is a good chance to stop playing friends. 00:07:52.185 --> 00:07:54.604 You're gonna run off and leave your friend behind?! 00:07:54.604 --> 00:07:58.399 Saiki... Good, at least Saiki was able to get away. 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.276 Good grief. I guess this won't work. 00:08:00.276 --> 00:08:01.819 He stopped! 00:08:01.819 --> 00:08:03.112 He cares about his friend, huh? 00:08:03.112 --> 00:08:06.866 I'm tired of hiding it. I'll show him... my true self. 00:08:07.492 --> 00:08:10.745 ...Or so I thought, but I think I'll just leave things to this guy. 00:08:10.745 --> 00:08:11.704 Hey, what're you guys doing? 00:08:13.789 --> 00:08:14.665 Th-This is... 00:08:14.665 --> 00:08:16.626 Kuboyasu! Good timing! 00:08:16.626 --> 00:08:19.587 He may not look it, but he's super strong! If I ask him... 00:08:19.587 --> 00:08:22.089 Oh? Are you a friend of theirs? 00:08:22.089 --> 00:08:23.883 Kuboyasu! Don't just stand there! 00:08:23.883 --> 00:08:24.550 What? 00:08:24.550 --> 00:08:25.760 Run already! 00:08:25.760 --> 00:08:26.969 There's no way that I can ask him! 00:08:28.387 --> 00:08:30.306 I'm just playing a little with these guys. 00:08:30.306 --> 00:08:31.933 How can I ask him for help 00:08:31.933 --> 00:08:34.143 after I thought I needed to stay away from him? 00:08:34.143 --> 00:08:36.187 Hurry up and run with Saiki! 00:08:36.187 --> 00:08:37.897 I can knock down these guys in an instant! 00:08:37.897 --> 00:08:39.815 Hey, don't get *y! 00:08:39.815 --> 00:08:40.816 - You bastard! - Sorry, Kaidou. 00:08:40.816 --> 00:08:43.194 Hey, hey. You think we'd let you go? 00:08:43.986 --> 00:08:45.696 The truth is, I used to be a delinquent too. 00:08:45.696 --> 00:08:47.406 I thought I was wasting my life, 00:08:47.406 --> 00:08:49.325 so I decided to go straight when I changed schools. 00:08:49.325 --> 00:08:50.576 Y-You bastard! 00:08:51.536 --> 00:08:53.996 But regular folks have it even tougher than delinquents, don't they? 00:08:53.996 --> 00:08:56.332 I can't hold myself back when someone picks a fight with me. 00:08:56.791 --> 00:08:57.875 Or when, like now... 00:08:57.875 --> 00:08:58.501 Wh-What?! 00:08:58.501 --> 00:09:00.711 ...someone's hurting my friends! 00:09:00.711 --> 00:09:02.797 K-Kuboyasu... 00:09:02.797 --> 00:09:06.425 This would've been a touching story if not for his growing body count. 00:09:06.926 --> 00:09:08.135 What? You knew?! 00:09:08.135 --> 00:09:11.973 Of course I did. You thought you could deceive my Divine Magic Eyes? 00:09:11.973 --> 00:09:14.475 Really? I thought I blended in completely. 00:09:14.475 --> 00:09:17.270 That means... he told me to run when he knew? 00:09:17.270 --> 00:09:19.355 I don't care about your past. 00:09:19.355 --> 00:09:22.149 What's important is right now... and the future, right? 00:09:22.149 --> 00:09:23.234 Yeah! 00:09:24.235 --> 00:09:25.695 What a wimp. 00:09:25.695 --> 00:09:28.364 Use your X-ray vision! Which card has Yumehara on it? 00:09:28.656 --> 00:09:29.574 X-ray vision! 00:09:29.782 --> 00:09:30.741 Find out later in the episode! 00:09:35.705 --> 00:09:38.165 As the manager is ill with hay fever, we are closed for today. We apologize for the inconvenience. What? They're closed today? 00:09:38.165 --> 00:09:41.002 Hey, you made us walk thirty minutes to get here! What's the deal?! 00:09:41.002 --> 00:09:43.713 Huh?! Hey listen, the manager has hay fever. 00:09:43.713 --> 00:09:46.799 Hay fever can be pretty nasty. They had to close the place! 00:09:47.466 --> 00:09:49.719 I'm blaming you, not the manager! 00:09:49.719 --> 00:09:51.345 Well then, I'm going home now. 00:09:51.345 --> 00:09:53.556 Then let's go somewhere else. 00:09:53.556 --> 00:09:55.683 Hey! There's an arcade! Let's go there. 00:09:55.683 --> 00:09:57.685 How is an arcade a replacement for ramen?! 00:09:57.685 --> 00:10:00.229 Like I said, what can we do?! The manager has hay fever! 00:10:00.229 --> 00:10:02.189 Do you have any idea how terrible hay fever is?! 00:10:02.189 --> 00:10:02.898 Not the point! 00:10:02.898 --> 00:10:05.026 If you can't have ramen, you'd pick somewhere else to eat, right?! 00:10:05.026 --> 00:10:08.821 That's it. I think it's about time we throw down! 00:10:09.405 --> 00:10:12.533 This peaceful everyday life was boring me anyway. Let's settle this! 00:10:12.992 --> 00:10:14.160 At the arcade! 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:15.036 You two sure get along. 00:10:15.411 --> 00:10:17.705 The arcade, huh? I wonder how long it's been. 00:10:17.705 --> 00:10:20.875 - I enjoyed the place as a kid, so my mom would often take me there. - Hey! Don't run! 00:10:20.875 --> 00:10:23.544 My favorite game was whack-a-mole. 00:10:23.544 --> 00:10:26.255 It's a simple game where you just hit the moles that pop up. 00:10:26.255 --> 00:10:30.426 Though once I hit one, it never came out from its hole again. 00:10:30.426 --> 00:10:33.012 Aw yeah! I'm leaving everyone in the dust! 00:10:33.012 --> 00:10:34.764 What? Huh? It's not going to the right. 00:10:34.764 --> 00:10:35.556 Put some money in. 00:10:35.556 --> 00:10:37.266 What's the deal?! Is it broken?! 00:10:37.266 --> 00:10:38.893 It's your head that's broken. 00:10:38.893 --> 00:10:41.854 What's the matter?! Is that all you can do, you damn zombies?! 00:10:41.854 --> 00:10:44.231 They called me Double Bullet on the battlefield! I'll show you my— 00:10:44.231 --> 00:10:45.650 What?! I ran out of bullets! 00:10:45.650 --> 00:10:46.776 Hey! I'm reloading! 00:10:46.776 --> 00:10:49.070 Hey, I just hit you! I know I hit you! 00:10:49.695 --> 00:10:50.363 This is stupid. 00:10:50.363 --> 00:10:53.074 This game is totally unrealistic. 00:10:53.074 --> 00:10:53.824 Well, it is a game. 00:10:54.617 --> 00:10:55.910 You totally * at that. 00:10:55.910 --> 00:10:57.203 What?! Do you want a fight? 00:10:57.203 --> 00:10:59.413 Bring it on! I'll beat the crap out of you! 00:10:59.413 --> 00:11:00.915 So? What game are we playing? 00:11:01.415 --> 00:11:03.709 There's no way I'd lose against you in any game. 00:11:03.709 --> 00:11:06.212 But well, let's play this quiz game since it's right here. 00:11:06.212 --> 00:11:08.005 You really want to win, don't you? 00:11:08.005 --> 00:11:11.467 Well, if you want a game nearby, why not the one you're leaning on? 00:11:12.259 --> 00:11:13.135 Great going there. 00:11:13.135 --> 00:11:15.429 W-Well, maybe we should just have Saiki decide? 00:11:15.429 --> 00:11:17.306 What? I thought you said any game! 00:11:17.306 --> 00:11:19.183 Don't drag me into this. Good grief. 00:11:19.183 --> 00:11:22.937 Air hockey. The one who gets nine points first wins. 00:11:22.937 --> 00:11:25.690 All right! Let's do it! 00:11:25.690 --> 00:11:28.526 I've played air hockey a few times, but today, 00:11:28.526 --> 00:11:30.444 I'm up against Nendou, the ultimate jock. 00:11:30.444 --> 00:11:32.697 If I don't take him seriously, I'll lose. Now, how should I proceed? 00:11:32.697 --> 00:11:33.698 Game start! 00:11:33.698 --> 00:11:35.574 Hitting the puck straight is the fastest, 00:11:35.574 --> 00:11:37.410 but he's likely to block with his wild reflexes. 00:11:37.410 --> 00:11:38.369 Just hit it already. 00:11:38.369 --> 00:11:40.329 I'll confuse him using the outer wall! 00:11:40.329 --> 00:11:41.080 That's standard play. 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:42.665 Tall Hammer Shot! 00:11:44.125 --> 00:11:45.126 Wh-What?! 00:11:45.126 --> 00:11:47.336 It was so fast that I couldn't react at all! 00:11:47.336 --> 00:11:48.963 Haha! What's the matter? 00:11:49.880 --> 00:11:52.425 I picked it at random, but Nendou might have too big of an advantage. 00:11:52.425 --> 00:11:54.593 Kaidou can't beat Nendou when it comes to athletics. 00:11:54.593 --> 00:11:55.636 Dammit! At this point... 00:11:55.636 --> 00:11:57.346 Ha! The same attack?! 00:11:57.346 --> 00:11:59.056 It's too slow! Take— 00:12:00.015 --> 00:12:01.892 Hey, you have two hitting things! 00:12:01.892 --> 00:12:04.145 Behold my impregnable Double Mallets! 00:12:04.145 --> 00:12:05.521 That's against the rules. 00:12:05.521 --> 00:12:06.731 And Nendou broke through easily. 00:12:06.731 --> 00:12:07.565 What?! 00:12:07.565 --> 00:12:09.525 What's the deal? That was nothing. 00:12:09.525 --> 00:12:10.359 Dammit! 00:12:11.193 --> 00:12:11.902 What's wrong? 00:12:11.902 --> 00:12:15.156 Well, I can't find the puck. Is it on your side by any chance? 00:12:15.156 --> 00:12:16.532 Meteor Smash! 00:12:16.532 --> 00:12:17.241 That was dirty. 00:12:18.325 --> 00:12:20.494 Looks like the puck was on your side after all! 00:12:20.494 --> 00:12:22.705 Hate to interrupt your celebration, but that was cheating. 00:12:22.705 --> 00:12:25.916 Eh, whatever. I guess I'll overlook it, otherwise this'll be a one-sided game. 00:12:25.916 --> 00:12:30.045 After that, Kaidou kept confusing Nendou with his smart (lol) plays. 00:12:30.045 --> 00:12:31.172 Ah! Teruhashi! 00:12:31.922 --> 00:12:34.675 The puck got cracked. Maybe we should call an attendant. 00:12:34.675 --> 00:12:35.885 Hey, Manager! 00:12:35.885 --> 00:12:37.136 Triple Mallets! 00:12:37.136 --> 00:12:39.263 Triple Mallets featuring a Bag! 00:12:39.263 --> 00:12:41.640 He continued to score despite the difference in their abilities. 00:12:41.640 --> 00:12:43.976 - There! There! There! There! - However, Nendou fought back. 00:12:43.976 --> 00:12:47.104 After a fierce back-and-forth, it came down to match point. 00:12:47.104 --> 00:12:48.731 The fight has reached its climax. 00:12:49.815 --> 00:12:52.234 Not too bad. But it's all over now. 00:12:53.194 --> 00:12:54.445 Take this! Zigzag Attack! 00:12:54.445 --> 00:12:56.113 What?! Th-This is...! 00:12:56.113 --> 00:12:57.406 It's too fast! 00:12:57.406 --> 00:12:59.575 The momentum is gone! I got— 00:13:00.201 --> 00:13:01.327 Ha! I got it! 00:13:01.327 --> 00:13:02.286 He fell for it! 00:13:02.286 --> 00:13:03.913 Go! Mallet Bullet! 00:13:03.913 --> 00:13:05.206 He played dirty to the end! 00:13:05.206 --> 00:13:06.081 Game set. 00:13:06.081 --> 00:13:08.042 All right! I won! 00:13:08.042 --> 00:13:09.001 How do you like that?! 00:13:09.001 --> 00:13:10.503 And don't say I cheated. 00:13:10.503 --> 00:13:12.171 A win is a win, no matter what! 00:13:12.171 --> 00:13:13.589 I lost, dammit! 00:13:13.589 --> 00:13:14.089 What? 00:13:14.089 --> 00:13:15.424 I lost completely. 00:13:15.424 --> 00:13:18.803 I never thought of blocking with those hitting things. 00:13:18.803 --> 00:13:20.554 Why am I feeling guilty?! 00:13:20.554 --> 00:13:21.764 Nendou wins. 00:13:21.764 --> 00:13:24.141 Huh, I didn't use my powers at all this time. 00:13:24.141 --> 00:13:27.144 No matter. It's unscrupulous to meddle in a match between two men. 00:13:27.144 --> 00:13:29.480 All right, then! Let's do that thing! 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:31.023 Now, come on, Saiki! 00:13:31.023 --> 00:13:31.816 Why do I have to? 00:13:32.775 --> 00:13:34.527 These guys are hopeless. 00:13:41.158 --> 00:13:42.493 Where's that idiot? 00:13:42.493 --> 00:13:44.370 Huh, I guess I haven't seen him today. 00:13:44.370 --> 00:13:47.581 Oh, I haven't bought this week's Jump. Can we stop by the store? 00:13:48.207 --> 00:13:49.166 Welcome! 00:13:49.166 --> 00:13:49.917 Nendou?! 00:13:49.917 --> 00:13:50.793 Oh, hey, guys. 00:13:50.793 --> 00:13:52.545 Are you... working here?! 00:13:52.545 --> 00:13:55.422 Oh, I didn't tell you? Well, I just started yesterday, though. 00:13:55.422 --> 00:13:57.216 Nendou's working? This can't go well. 00:13:57.758 --> 00:13:58.926 Is he gonna be okay? 00:13:58.926 --> 00:13:59.885 No. 00:13:59.885 --> 00:14:00.761 Agreed. 00:14:00.761 --> 00:14:03.013 Well, it's just a convenience store, so maybe he can hack it? 00:14:03.013 --> 00:14:04.932 Hey, a convenience store job is hard work. 00:14:04.932 --> 00:14:07.059 Displaying and replenishing products, cleaning... 00:14:07.059 --> 00:14:10.312 handling packages and utility payments, frying chicken... 00:14:10.312 --> 00:14:11.939 There are a ton of things to remember! 00:14:11.939 --> 00:14:13.941 You know a lot. Have you worked at one before? 00:14:13.941 --> 00:14:15.860 Yeah, for a bit, after I wrecked my motorcycle. 00:14:15.860 --> 00:14:16.694 Welcome! 00:14:16.694 --> 00:14:17.319 He got a customer. 00:14:17.862 --> 00:14:19.572 How about we say 500 yen in total? 00:14:19.572 --> 00:14:20.823 What?! You're guessing the cost?! 00:14:20.823 --> 00:14:22.283 He can't even use the register! 00:14:22.283 --> 00:14:23.576 Hey! Use the register! 00:14:23.576 --> 00:14:24.827 Well, I want to, 00:14:24.827 --> 00:14:27.246 but when I tried using it earlier, it broke on me. 00:14:27.246 --> 00:14:29.415 Then use the one next to it! I'll do it! 00:14:29.415 --> 00:14:31.250 Sir, I'll ring you up over here. 00:14:32.042 --> 00:14:34.295 That'll be 777 yen, please. 00:14:34.295 --> 00:14:36.839 Hey, three sevens! You're lucky! 00:14:36.839 --> 00:14:39.508 As a prize, I'll give you this fried chicken. 00:14:39.508 --> 00:14:40.426 Don't do that! 00:14:40.426 --> 00:14:43.762 Your change is 333 yen. Thanks for coming! 00:14:44.346 --> 00:14:46.932 Hey, did you just give him 333 yen back for 1,000 yen? 00:14:46.932 --> 00:14:47.892 Here, I'm buying Jump. 00:14:49.143 --> 00:14:52.396 Why are you asking for my age?! This is Shounen Jump! 00:14:52.396 --> 00:14:53.939 Hey, Nendou. Are they your friends? 00:14:53.939 --> 00:14:54.815 Oh, Manager. 00:14:54.815 --> 00:14:56.275 I apologize for using the register. 00:14:56.275 --> 00:14:58.611 You're Nendou's friend, right? I trust you. 00:14:59.111 --> 00:15:01.405 I owe my life to him. 00:15:01.405 --> 00:15:05.326 He helped me when I collapsed after having a heart attack a week ago. 00:15:05.326 --> 00:15:08.370 I asked him if I could do anything in return, and he said 00:15:08.370 --> 00:15:09.955 he was looking for a part-time job. 00:15:09.955 --> 00:15:10.831 I see. So that's why. 00:15:10.831 --> 00:15:14.335 Nendou, I'm really grateful to you. Thank you. 00:15:14.335 --> 00:15:15.336 You're fired. 00:15:16.128 --> 00:15:18.672 You broke the register three times and the copier twice. 00:15:18.672 --> 00:15:21.717 Your register is short 32,858 yen. 00:15:21.717 --> 00:15:23.344 We've received 27 complaints. 00:15:23.344 --> 00:15:27.556 I'm sorry, but as it stands, I'll end up having to forfeit the life you saved. 00:15:28.515 --> 00:15:31.852 Too bad. That was a super fast track that only exists in fiction. 00:15:31.852 --> 00:15:35.314 Oh well... That's okay, since I've got another job. 00:15:35.314 --> 00:15:35.814 What? 00:15:35.814 --> 00:15:36.607 Another job? 00:15:36.607 --> 00:15:38.776 Hey, Riki! You're early! 00:15:38.776 --> 00:15:40.235 - You're pretty fired up, huh? - A ramen shop? 00:15:40.235 --> 00:15:41.070 It's a ramen shop. 00:15:41.070 --> 00:15:44.365 I just came in early because I got fired from my other job. 00:15:44.365 --> 00:15:46.617 Well, it was my bad since I made lots of mistakes. 00:15:46.617 --> 00:15:47.910 And I look like this too. 00:15:47.910 --> 00:15:50.579 You idiot! Stop mumbling and get ready already! 00:15:50.579 --> 00:15:51.455 We're gonna open shop! 00:15:51.455 --> 00:15:52.665 Listen good, Riki. 00:15:52.665 --> 00:15:53.999 Everyone makes mistakes at first. 00:15:53.999 --> 00:15:55.376 Your looks don't matter, either! 00:15:55.376 --> 00:15:56.919 What's important is your spirit! 00:15:56.919 --> 00:15:59.171 As long as you've got spirit, I'll stand by you! 00:15:59.672 --> 00:16:01.382 Spirit... huh...? 00:16:01.382 --> 00:16:02.216 You're fired! 00:16:03.676 --> 00:16:04.635 Here. 00:16:04.635 --> 00:16:07.596 This is what you worked to save up for, right? 00:16:07.596 --> 00:16:08.722 I know you like them. 00:16:08.722 --> 00:16:09.640 That's not what I wanted! 00:16:10.057 --> 00:16:13.143 My mom's birthday is coming up next week. That's why I need money. 00:16:13.143 --> 00:16:14.687 Your mom's birthday? 00:16:14.687 --> 00:16:18.107 Yeah. Since I don't have a dad, Mom supports the both of us. 00:16:18.107 --> 00:16:22.319 She works all the time, and yet still makes meals for me too. 00:16:22.319 --> 00:16:24.405 You get how much I appreciate it, right? 00:16:24.405 --> 00:16:27.324 So to show my thanks, I thought I'd get her a present. 00:16:27.324 --> 00:16:29.493 Oh? Why are you guys crying? 00:16:29.493 --> 00:16:30.327 They're idiots. 00:16:30.327 --> 00:16:31.495 I-I'm not crying! 00:16:31.495 --> 00:16:34.623 S-Speaking of which, the restaurant in front of the train station is hiring. 00:16:34.623 --> 00:16:35.874 Why don't we all go apply?! 00:16:35.874 --> 00:16:37.042 Oh? Yeah! 00:16:37.042 --> 00:16:38.377 I'm going home. 00:16:39.044 --> 00:16:41.171 I'll introduce three new staff members to you. 00:16:41.171 --> 00:16:42.172 Kaidou, 00:16:42.172 --> 00:16:43.173 Kuboyasu, 00:16:43.173 --> 00:16:44.133 and Rikii. 00:16:44.133 --> 00:16:45.843 Nendou didn't get hired! 00:16:45.843 --> 00:16:48.512 Hey, this is bad! We only applied to help Nendou out! 00:16:48.512 --> 00:16:52.391 I totally forgot! Of course no restaurant would hire someone with his looks! 00:16:52.391 --> 00:16:53.892 Hey! Let's work hard together! 00:16:53.892 --> 00:16:55.227 Who the heck are you?! 00:16:55.227 --> 00:16:56.395 It's fine. 00:16:56.395 --> 00:16:59.440 There's no way that Nendou would pass the interview as he is, 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:00.482 so I intervened. 00:17:00.482 --> 00:17:02.651 Oh, hey, I didn't notice you were here, pal. 00:17:02.651 --> 00:17:03.944 Right, Rikii Nendou? 00:17:03.944 --> 00:17:07.573 I made it so that he appears totally different to people. 00:17:07.573 --> 00:17:09.283 Of course Nendou himself doesn't know it. 00:17:09.283 --> 00:17:10.325 Hey, Rikii! 00:17:10.325 --> 00:17:12.286 Don't suddenly start using my first name, geez... 00:17:12.286 --> 00:17:14.413 I changed his name to Rikii on his resume too. 00:17:14.413 --> 00:17:15.122 Rikii! 00:17:15.122 --> 00:17:17.374 The water! You're pouring water on that guy! 00:17:18.125 --> 00:17:19.501 I'll leave the rest to you guys. 00:17:19.501 --> 00:17:21.503 We are really sorry! 00:17:21.503 --> 00:17:23.881 Why do we have to fix a total stranger's mess— 00:17:24.256 --> 00:17:25.215 I-I'm so sorry! 00:17:25.215 --> 00:17:26.675 Why'd you have to * up too? 00:17:27.092 --> 00:17:29.595 Hey you, part-timer! These fries didn't come with ketchup! 00:17:29.595 --> 00:17:31.096 Fix it already, idiot! 00:17:31.096 --> 00:17:32.222 You're useless, seriously. 00:17:32.222 --> 00:17:34.391 Okay, I'll go get some... from your nose! 00:17:34.391 --> 00:17:35.976 Don't mess with me, you bastard! 00:17:35.976 --> 00:17:37.811 Manager! It's the new employees! 00:17:37.811 --> 00:17:40.064 Even with my help, they're still hopeless. 00:17:40.773 --> 00:17:44.026 Use your X-ray vision! So Saiki likes me after all! 00:17:44.026 --> 00:17:45.736 Yeah, no. 00:17:51.283 --> 00:17:53.077 It usually takes place during winter. 00:17:53.077 --> 00:17:56.497 A school event that makes you want to kill teachers wearing a bench jacket... 00:17:56.497 --> 00:17:59.416 Everyone, gather around! We're holding a marathon today! 00:17:59.416 --> 00:18:00.084 This is the worst! 00:18:00.084 --> 00:18:01.043 - That's right. I mean a marathon. - Seriously?! 00:18:01.043 --> 00:18:02.669 School used to be easier! 00:18:02.669 --> 00:18:05.005 - For me, this is the easiest event since all I need to do is run. - Hey, can I hold you? 00:18:05.255 --> 00:18:07.674 I can use my pyrokinesis to keep warm too. 00:18:07.674 --> 00:18:09.259 Once we start running, we'll be warm in no time! 00:18:09.259 --> 00:18:10.427 Hairo! Where's your track suit? 00:18:10.427 --> 00:18:11.970 Aren't you cold in that?! 00:18:11.970 --> 00:18:13.597 I'm fine! I've even got sleeves today too! 00:18:13.597 --> 00:18:14.515 Does that matter? 00:18:14.515 --> 00:18:17.434 He's right. It gets a little cold and you all start whining. 00:18:17.434 --> 00:18:19.311 Kaidou! Are you okay in that?! 00:18:19.311 --> 00:18:20.646 I'm sure the fleece bandages help. 00:18:20.646 --> 00:18:23.565 - I'm sleepy. - Let's just ignore this idiot over here. 00:18:23.565 --> 00:18:26.193 Nendou! Would you like to run with me today? 00:18:26.193 --> 00:18:27.236 Oh? Sure. 00:18:27.236 --> 00:18:29.738 Nendou... It's finally time to settle this once and for all! 00:18:29.738 --> 00:18:32.116 This will be my revenge for the physical fitness test! 00:18:32.116 --> 00:18:32.991 It's warm over here. 00:18:32.991 --> 00:18:34.326 It's like there's a furnace. 00:18:34.326 --> 00:18:35.410 You'll run ten kilometers! 00:18:35.410 --> 00:18:37.996 There are checkpoints with teachers every two kilometers. 00:18:37.996 --> 00:18:39.706 If you cheat or slack off, we'll know immediately! 00:18:39.706 --> 00:18:41.750 Sorry, Saiki, I'm going on ahead. 00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:44.795 I'm gonna let out my true power a bit. You can meet me at the goal! 00:18:44.795 --> 00:18:46.505 Ready... Start! 00:18:47.464 --> 00:18:49.091 Follow me, you mere mortals! 00:18:49.091 --> 00:18:50.384 Hey...! Wait...! What? 00:18:51.343 --> 00:18:55.013 Fools... Running so fast from the start will just... drain all your... stamina... 00:18:55.013 --> 00:18:57.516 You can meet me at the goal. There's something I need to do. 00:18:58.433 --> 00:18:59.810 Okay, I'm in 45th place. 00:18:59.810 --> 00:19:01.854 I'm right in the middle of all 90 students running. 00:19:01.854 --> 00:19:04.231 All I have to do now is maintain this place to the finish line. 00:19:04.231 --> 00:19:05.691 1-km Point Currently 1st Place 00:19:06.150 --> 00:19:07.276 Good, I don't see him. 00:19:07.276 --> 00:19:09.194 If I keep this pace up, I'll beat Nen— 00:19:09.194 --> 00:19:09.987 Hey, slow down. 00:19:09.987 --> 00:19:11.113 What?! 00:19:11.113 --> 00:19:12.614 I went to buy a drink and you were gone. 00:19:12.614 --> 00:19:15.993 A drink?! He left to buy a drink and still caught up with me?! 00:19:15.993 --> 00:19:18.620 It's important to rehydrate when you exercise. 00:19:18.620 --> 00:19:19.371 Corn potage?! 00:19:19.371 --> 00:19:20.706 This warms me right up! 00:19:20.706 --> 00:19:21.874 Dang it! 00:19:22.124 --> 00:19:23.876 2-km Point: Hairo passes through the checkpoint. All right! Eight kilometers left! 00:19:25.252 --> 00:19:26.795 Already the first checkpoint? 00:19:26.795 --> 00:19:28.255 I should make myself sweat a little. 00:19:29.965 --> 00:19:31.842 Saiki... Aren't you going too fast? 00:19:31.842 --> 00:19:34.553 I'm impressed he's kept up despite having zero athletic ability. 00:19:34.553 --> 00:19:35.804 Just get in! 00:19:35.804 --> 00:19:37.639 Isn't taking a taxi a little extreme? 00:19:37.639 --> 00:19:40.684 - Don't worry about it! We'll just get off right before the checkpoint. - Oh, it's the Three Stooges... 00:19:40.684 --> 00:19:41.435 Where to? 00:19:41.435 --> 00:19:42.436 2 kilometers towards— 00:19:42.436 --> 00:19:43.061 The school. 00:19:43.061 --> 00:19:43.604 What?! 00:19:43.604 --> 00:19:44.855 You can meet me at the goal. 00:19:45.564 --> 00:19:48.025 So there is a "go back to start" in real life too, huh? 00:19:48.025 --> 00:19:51.111 Thus, Saiki uneventfully passes the 4-km point. 00:19:51.111 --> 00:19:54.364 After that, he stayed in 45th place and reached the 6-km point. 00:19:54.364 --> 00:19:56.116 Good work! Four more kilometers! 6-km Check- point 00:19:56.116 --> 00:19:58.327 I feel like he's at every checkpoint. 00:19:59.453 --> 00:20:01.705 Strange... There are suddenly more dropouts. 00:20:01.705 --> 00:20:02.956 What's going on? 00:20:02.956 --> 00:20:07.544 See, Saiki?! I told you they'd get tired, didn't I? 00:20:07.544 --> 00:20:08.462 Not as much as you though. 00:20:09.504 --> 00:20:10.756 My pace got messed up. 00:20:10.756 --> 00:20:15.052 I'm out of stamina because I tried to keep up with Hairo and Nendou! 00:20:15.052 --> 00:20:16.053 Good grief. 00:20:16.053 --> 00:20:20.015 Looks like the front runners tried to match Hairo and Nendou's reckless pace and got exhausted. 00:20:20.015 --> 00:20:23.936 Saiki... Look how many people are worn out. We should rest too. 00:20:23.936 --> 00:20:26.271 As it stands, I'll end up placing pretty high. 00:20:26.271 --> 00:20:27.856 I guess I have no choice. 00:20:28.315 --> 00:20:31.693 What's happening? My exhaustion is completely gone! 00:20:31.693 --> 00:20:35.030 Saiki, I've awakened! I'm gonna keep running! 00:20:35.030 --> 00:20:37.616 - First place is mine! - I just turned back time on your body. 00:20:38.075 --> 00:20:40.202 Oh why?! My body suddenly feels light! 00:20:40.202 --> 00:20:42.746 - Don't underestimate the power of a sports nation! - When time is reset, naturally so is exhaustion. 00:20:42.746 --> 00:20:45.374 You guys too. Break time's over. 00:20:45.374 --> 00:20:47.834 Now, return to life, zombies! 00:20:47.834 --> 00:20:49.544 The first place student is coming! 00:20:49.544 --> 00:20:51.755 It's Hairo! No... What's that? 00:20:51.755 --> 00:20:54.800 - What'd you eat yesterday? I had stew. - What's the deal?! 00:20:54.800 --> 00:20:56.677 - He's running backwards, and I still can't catch up! - Oh? Are we already at the goal? All right! Let's go! 00:20:56.677 --> 00:20:58.095 Is he really human?! 00:20:59.304 --> 00:21:02.516 I can't keep up! I can't run anymore! I lose... I... 00:21:02.516 --> 00:21:03.350 ...won't lose! 00:21:03.350 --> 00:21:06.645 Whoa! Over there! It's popular manga author Shuuichi Asou! 00:21:06.645 --> 00:21:07.896 Oh? Where? 00:21:07.896 --> 00:21:09.773 Goal! First place, Hairo! 00:21:09.773 --> 00:21:11.858 Hey, where is he? Actually, who's Asou? 00:21:11.858 --> 00:21:12.776 Second place, Nendou! 00:21:12.776 --> 00:21:13.860 I won... 00:21:13.860 --> 00:21:15.195 Are you satisfied with that, Hairo? 00:21:16.822 --> 00:21:18.365 Huh? Saiki? 00:21:18.365 --> 00:21:20.742 Weird... I thought there was a bigger gap between us. 00:21:20.742 --> 00:21:23.870 The gap would've been much larger if I hadn't fully restored everyone. 00:21:23.870 --> 00:21:26.039 Well, the real amazing one here is Matsuzaki. 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:27.624 Okay, guys! Good job! 00:21:27.624 --> 00:21:28.750 Tell that to yourself. 00:21:29.251 --> 00:21:32.713 Well, I did get 45th place as planned, so no matter. 00:21:33.297 --> 00:21:34.339 44th place, Saiki! 00:21:34.339 --> 00:21:37.301 Strange... I thought there were 44 people ahead of me. 00:21:37.301 --> 00:21:38.218 Did I pass someone? 00:21:38.218 --> 00:21:40.345 Y-You're going too fast. 00:21:40.345 --> 00:21:43.223 Incidentally, the girls' marathon was held on a different day. 00:21:43.223 --> 00:21:45.350 They'll have food at the checkpoints, right? 00:21:45.350 --> 00:21:47.561 I haven't been jogging at all lately. 00:21:47.561 --> 00:21:50.731 For a perfect beautiful girl like me, a marathon is a piece of cake! 00:23:21.446 --> 00:23:22.656 I'm Kokomi Teruhashi. 00:23:22.656 --> 00:23:25.826 Thank you very much for watching The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. 00:23:25.826 --> 00:23:27.786 What? "Kusuo"? It's not "Kunio"? 00:23:27.786 --> 00:23:29.121 Well, I guess it doesn't matter. 00:23:29.121 --> 00:23:32.833 Next time, you can see me visit Saiki's house and go to karaoke with my class, huh? 00:23:32.833 --> 00:23:35.669 Now, the "Oh..." Festival is about to start!