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- You think you're gonna have kids?

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- No, because I have no idea
what I would name them.

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I've met too many people.

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I have a negative association
with every single name.

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- What about...
- Donovan?

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- Ooh. Forgot about Donovan.

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- Donovan's a good name.

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Bet my life would have been a lot better
if my name was Donovan.

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- Yeah, I like Donovan.

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Huh. Maybe I'll reverse the vasectomy.

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- Do you keep doing that back and forth

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over and over again or does a hole
become permanent at some point again?

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- You can do anything you want.

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- Hey, Rocio.

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- I need you to take this crap
to Memo's place.

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- Damn, nice to see you too.

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- ¿Cómo estás?

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And try to do it by tonight.

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I don't wanna talk
to that piece of *** right now.

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- Damn, I don't wanna see
that fool either.

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- Shut up, Julio.
You're not the one divorcing him.

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Just do me this favor
so you can pat yourself on the back

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and feel good about it later.

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Cool, thanks.

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- *** key his truck.
I gotta go to work.

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I don't want that *** in my house.

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- Shut up.
Hi, Luis. Bye, Luis.

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- Check it out.

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We don't have to wipe our ***
with sandpaper anymore.

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I got the one
with the cute-*** little bears on it.

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- Dawg, put that *** away. Put it away!

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- Dawg, it's like prison here.

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And her toilet paper is shredding my culo.

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Don't worry about it, playboy.

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Soon your ***
will become leather just like mine.

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- Dawg, I'm bleeding!

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- Shh.

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- Man, what the ***?

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Hey! What the hell are you doing?

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- *** off, man.

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I'm just trying to do my job.

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- That's our recycling.
My mom turns that *** in for money.

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- What you need the *** money for?

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- We're poor. We need those cans.

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- You're not poor. You're broke.

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There's a difference.

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I'm ***in' poor.

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- What are you even talking about?
Put that bag down.

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- Can I ask your young *** a question?

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You ever been late on your utility bills?

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- Yeah, all the time.

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- Well, I've never been late
on my utility bills. You know why?

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Because I don't have
a mother***in' house to live in

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'cause I'm poor.

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I wish I was broke enough
to even have a bill.

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Must be nice.

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But whatever, man.

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You keep 'em.

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Broke ***.

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- Yo. Come back.

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Just take them.

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- Yeah?

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Yeah, you need them more.

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Oh.

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Damn, man.

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Thank you.

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You a good guy.

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You a good guy.

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You a good guy.

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You a good guy.

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Doo doo doo

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Devil or angel

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I can't make up my mind

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- Sí, sí, tía,
gracias for all the staplers.

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- No, no, no, no.

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- Hola, mamacita.

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Sorry to bother you,
but my recycling was stolen last night.

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I'm checking with all the neighbors
to see if theirs did too.

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- Please hold.
Julio!

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- Okay.

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Hmm.

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***! They got us too.

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- ***! Imma kill
whoever stole my recycling.

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You don't *** with my money.

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- Yeah, kill the ***!

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- Damn, Darius. Don't you think
that's a little too far?

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- Don't *** with my money then.

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Listen, you see something,
you let me know.

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Adios, mamacita.

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- Hey, broke guy.

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- What the *** do you want?

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- You got any more cans?

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- My neighbor Darius says
if he catches you,

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he's gonna smoke your ***.

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- Man, *** Darius.
I ain't thinking about no damn Darius.

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That old stingy ***.

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Hey.

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W-- Well, I-I--
I may need a lookout, though,

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so, uh, are you down for helping me out?

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- No, I ain't trying
to get merked out here.

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- Oh, come on, Julio.

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I was thinking we could be like
Batman and Robin Hood.

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You know, steal from the broke
and give to the poor.

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Me.

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Look, I'm really sorry.

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I can't help you steal from my neighbors.

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- Okay. I thought you had my back.

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Seeing as how you such a... good guy.

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Such a good guy.

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- I'll get my shoes.

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Devil or angel

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I can't make up my mind

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Which one you are

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I'd like to wake up and find

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Oh!

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- Uh, you think you could give me a ride
to the recycling center?

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- Okay, but this is the last time
I'm doing you a solid.

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- Oh, thank you, Señor Julio.

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Before you, I never knew a friendship

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between a poor individual such as myself

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and a broke *** like you
could even be possible.

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- See, that's the thing about me.

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I feel like I've always
just had the ability

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to be friends with anyone.

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I don't know,
I guess I'm a good guy like that.

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Hey, you are. You are.

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Hey, real quick, uh,
can I take a *** in your house?

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- Wait. What the ***?

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Where the *** is my car?

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- Ay!

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Que es eso?

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What the hell is going on out there?

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- Luis. What the ***?

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You ***.

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- Yo, Darius. Uh, it was all Julio.

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Here's your can thief. Shoot him.

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- You gonna pay me for these cans.

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Hey, chingados.

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- Looks bomb.

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- Ay, Mamá.

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- Uh--

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- Esperanza!

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- ¡Mamá!

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- That's disgusting.

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- What's up, Julio? Great to see you.

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- Here's your ***.

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- Thanks, man.

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Hey, you wanna hang out
and throw back some chelas?

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- No, I don't wanna hang out with you.

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You *** over my sister,

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and now you have me
running errands for you?

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- You probably hate me, huh?

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- Yeah, I guess I do.

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- But not as much as your sister.

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Jesus Christ, Memo.

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Stop ***in' crying and be a man.

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- I *** up everything with your sister,

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and now
I'm *** up everything with you.

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- Please, Memo, don't make this awkward.

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But I'm so lonely.

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You're all I got left.

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- Ay!

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Oh.

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- Hey, fool.

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Remember when you got
*** up at Ana's quince?

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- What kinda pomade you use?

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Layrite or Suavecito?

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- Hey, fool,
a magician never reveals his secrets.

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- Hey, man, thank you
for hanging out with me, Julio.

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- Yeah, no problem.

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- Even though you're not my bro anymore,
you still my bro.

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You wanna hit the pookie with me?

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- Dawg! That's why my sister
left your ***!

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I know.

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It's the only way
I could deal with this ***.

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Skante saved my life, dawg.

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- Stop crying!

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- I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot.

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I just didn't wanna smoke alone.

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I thought you'd be down
because you're such a good guy.

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Such a good guy.

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You're such a good guy.

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- Goddamn it.

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Devil or angel, I can't...

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Dawg, I can light my own ***.

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- Okay.

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- Stop crying, fool,
we're about to party.

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I'd like to wake up and find

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Devil or angel, dear

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Whichever you are

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Mm-hmm.

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I miss you

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You're *** up, Ronnie

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You're not gonna last

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You're gonna die too

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From a neutron blast

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You're *** up, Ronnie

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I'm lyin' in a pool of blood,
leave me alone

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I don't want your help anyway

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When they march us off to war

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Will you be there to save the day?

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You're *** up, Ronnie
 Leave me alone

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You're *** up, Ronnie
 La, la, la, la, la