WEBVTT 00:00:04.450 --> 00:00:07.018 And did you remember to pack your toiletry bag? 00:00:07.119 --> 00:00:08.887 You don't want to buy stuff at the hotel. 00:00:08.988 --> 00:00:10.740 - It's expensive. - Trust me, I know. 00:00:10.741 --> 00:00:14.192 Hotel lobby store prices make the minibar look affordable. 00:00:15.694 --> 00:00:18.730 Feels really weird going to my first pro tournament without you guys. 00:00:18.831 --> 00:00:20.665 I wish you were coming. I know, so do I. 00:00:20.766 --> 00:00:22.800 But we talked about it. It would just make you nervous. 00:00:22.902 --> 00:00:24.269 I'm already nervous. 00:00:24.370 --> 00:00:25.603 My armpits look like the fountain 00:00:25.704 --> 00:00:27.739 in front of the Bellagio. 00:00:28.908 --> 00:00:31.109 There's another show starting in ten minutes 00:00:31.210 --> 00:00:32.944 if you want to get a good seat. 00:00:33.125 --> 00:00:34.726 I'll go with you. 00:00:34.827 --> 00:00:36.628 Uh, you have a math test today. 00:00:36.729 --> 00:00:38.496 And it would * to miss it, 00:00:38.597 --> 00:00:40.064 but it feels like Dad needs me. 00:00:40.165 --> 00:00:41.833 Oh. 00:00:41.934 --> 00:00:43.935 That's so very heroic of you. 00:00:44.036 --> 00:00:45.203 Go get ready for school. 00:00:45.304 --> 00:00:46.704 Nice try, buddy. 00:00:46.805 --> 00:00:48.072 I was buying it. 00:00:49.108 --> 00:00:50.541 See you in a couple days. 00:00:50.643 --> 00:00:51.743 Good luck, Dad. 00:00:51.844 --> 00:00:52.910 Okay. 00:00:53.012 --> 00:00:54.412 Here's some snacks for the car ride. 00:00:54.513 --> 00:00:55.513 - Thanks, honey. - Ooh. 00:00:55.547 --> 00:00:56.981 Maybe just a kiss? 00:00:57.082 --> 00:00:59.117 You weren't kidding about those soaking pits. 00:01:00.123 --> 00:01:00.992 good, you're still here. 00:01:01.193 --> 00:01:03.494 I brought you some snacks for the ride. 00:01:08.967 --> 00:01:11.535 Uh, thanks, Mom, but Jen already made me snacks. 00:01:11.636 --> 00:01:13.637 What's that for, the walk to the car? 00:01:14.906 --> 00:01:16.407 It's only a three-hour drive. 00:01:16.508 --> 00:01:18.776 What if they break down or lose cell service? 00:01:18.877 --> 00:01:20.644 If all they have is this little bag, 00:01:20.745 --> 00:01:22.780 Archie and Tom would have to eat each other. 00:01:23.982 --> 00:01:26.383 Just know, if that happens, I went down fighting, okay? 00:01:27.184 --> 00:01:28.852 I love you guys. I got to go. 00:01:28.954 --> 00:01:30.588 Okay, I'll walk out with you. I got to get 00:01:30.689 --> 00:01:32.323 my overnight bag out of the car anyways. 00:01:32.424 --> 00:01:33.724 Wait, overnight? 00:01:33.825 --> 00:01:34.892 What are you talking about? 00:01:34.993 --> 00:01:36.760 What is she talking about? 00:01:36.861 --> 00:01:38.362 Mom? 00:01:38.463 --> 00:01:40.531 What are you talking about? 00:01:40.632 --> 00:01:43.033 You don't think I'm gonna leave Jen alone 00:01:43.134 --> 00:01:44.668 while you're gone, do you? 00:01:44.769 --> 00:01:46.170 She's gonna need help with Sam. 00:01:46.271 --> 00:01:47.771 Oh, that's such a nice offer, Helen, 00:01:47.872 --> 00:01:49.106 but I'm just gonna, you know, take Sam 00:01:49.207 --> 00:01:50.407 to the salon with me after school. 00:01:53.278 --> 00:01:56.113 Uh, you did say you were gonna be overwhelm... 00:01:57.182 --> 00:01:58.849 Uh, Mom? 00:01:58.950 --> 00:02:00.551 Jen's got this covered. She doesn't... 00:02:02.320 --> 00:02:03.320 I just... I don't think... 00:02:06.992 --> 00:02:08.859 Okay, I'm gonna get the hell out of here. 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:10.995 Goodbye. 00:02:12.297 --> 00:02:14.231 I'm gonna eat your snacks first. 00:02:16.201 --> 00:02:17.301 Bye. 00:02:17.402 --> 00:02:19.436 Oh, good. Is this a turkey? 00:02:32.196 --> 00:02:33.830 I can't believe we're here. This is incredible. 00:02:33.931 --> 00:02:35.465 That's Lefty Gomez. 00:02:35.566 --> 00:02:37.534 - Mm-hmm. - I love him... Lefty! 00:02:37.635 --> 00:02:39.769 No! Would you get your damn hand down? 00:02:40.671 --> 00:02:41.838 You want to act like a groupie, 00:02:41.939 --> 00:02:43.339 then stand over there with the rest of 'em. 00:02:43.441 --> 00:02:45.842 Right, right. Play it cool, play it cool. 00:02:45.943 --> 00:02:47.677 That's Strike Johnson. 00:02:47.778 --> 00:02:49.379 He's the last guy to roll a 900 series. 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:51.014 Like, 36 people have ever done that. 00:02:51.115 --> 00:02:52.849 Do you think I don't know that? 00:02:53.050 --> 00:02:54.651 But don't stare. 00:02:54.752 --> 00:02:56.953 Just side-eye the guy, 00:02:57.054 --> 00:02:59.255 like you're checking out *s in church. 00:03:03.327 --> 00:03:05.094 All right, listen, remember. 00:03:05.196 --> 00:03:06.729 We're not here to take selfies 00:03:06.830 --> 00:03:07.997 and make friends. We're here to win. 00:03:08.098 --> 00:03:09.666 Got it. *s in church. 00:03:10.768 --> 00:03:12.802 Tom, you're a pro now. 00:03:12.903 --> 00:03:14.237 You're swimming with sharks. 00:03:14.338 --> 00:03:15.672 These guys will do whatever they can 00:03:15.773 --> 00:03:17.307 to get in your head and destroy you. 00:03:18.409 --> 00:03:19.542 That's Rick Rholla. 00:03:19.643 --> 00:03:22.345 Rick Rholla, the Rock 'n' Roll Bowla... I love him. 00:03:22.446 --> 00:03:24.380 You got to move, you got to move. 00:03:30.354 --> 00:03:31.754 What's up? 00:03:31.855 --> 00:03:33.022 Hey. 00:03:33.123 --> 00:03:34.857 I'm Tom Smallwood. 00:03:34.959 --> 00:03:36.359 I'm a bowler, too. 00:03:36.460 --> 00:03:37.927 This is my coach Archie Betts. 00:03:38.028 --> 00:03:39.329 Uh, we're huge fans. 00:03:39.430 --> 00:03:42.599 I just got to say, your comeback at Cuyahoga Falls? 00:03:42.700 --> 00:03:45.435 - Maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. - Mm. 00:03:45.536 --> 00:03:46.836 I know I'm supposed to say the birth of my son, 00:03:46.937 --> 00:03:48.938 but honestly I was covering my eyes 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.241 for most of that. It was pretty... 00:03:51.342 --> 00:03:53.509 it was pretty gross. 00:03:53.611 --> 00:03:55.645 But a miracle. 00:03:56.647 --> 00:03:58.581 Uh-huh. I'll see you on the lanes. 00:03:58.682 --> 00:04:00.216 Okay. 00:04:00.317 --> 00:04:01.851 You hear that? 00:04:01.952 --> 00:04:03.720 "See you on the lanes"? Come on. 00:04:03.821 --> 00:04:05.321 I haven't seen Jaws in a little while, 00:04:05.422 --> 00:04:07.457 but I don't remember the shark being that friendly. 00:04:07.558 --> 00:04:09.626 All I remember is, 00:04:09.727 --> 00:04:12.462 nobody listened to the sheriff till it was too late. 00:04:15.633 --> 00:04:16.899 - Hey. - Hey. 00:04:17.001 --> 00:04:19.102 Hey, just give me ten minutes, and I'll start dinner. 00:04:19.203 --> 00:04:21.037 Oh, don't worry about it. Sam and I stopped 00:04:21.138 --> 00:04:22.772 and got waffles after school. 00:04:22.873 --> 00:04:23.906 W-waffles? 00:04:24.008 --> 00:04:26.376 Well, waffle cones. We had ice cream. 00:04:27.778 --> 00:04:29.445 You know, I wish you would run that by me. 00:04:29.546 --> 00:04:30.880 I thought I just did. 00:04:30.981 --> 00:04:32.315 Wait... 00:04:32.416 --> 00:04:33.583 What happened here? 00:04:33.684 --> 00:04:35.351 Oh, I reorganized your fridge. 00:04:35.452 --> 00:04:37.287 When you open it up, your eyes should just go directly 00:04:37.388 --> 00:04:38.955 to the items you use most. 00:04:39.056 --> 00:04:40.790 Yours was all mixed up. 00:04:40.891 --> 00:04:42.125 Wow. 00:04:42.226 --> 00:04:43.459 It's amazing we haven't starved to death. 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:45.595 I was thinking the same thing. 00:04:47.865 --> 00:04:49.732 What are you doing to the cupboards? 00:04:49.833 --> 00:04:51.134 Oh, I fixed these, too. 00:04:51.235 --> 00:04:53.903 It was almost as big a disaster as your refrigerator. 00:04:54.004 --> 00:04:55.618 It goes cups, bowls, plates. 00:04:55.642 --> 00:04:56.839 Not the other way around. 00:04:56.940 --> 00:04:58.908 This ain't Europe. 00:04:59.910 --> 00:05:01.844 Yeah, this also isn't, uh, your house. 00:05:01.945 --> 00:05:03.246 I liked it the way it was. 00:05:03.347 --> 00:05:04.814 Well, I'm just trying to help. 00:05:04.915 --> 00:05:06.983 And I'm just trying to set some boundaries. 00:05:07.084 --> 00:05:09.752 Whoa, no need to get all snippety. 00:05:09.853 --> 00:05:12.088 Wasn't trying to lift my leg on your hydrant. 00:05:12.189 --> 00:05:14.457 Okay... look. 00:05:14.558 --> 00:05:16.826 Okay, I had a stressful day at work. 00:05:16.927 --> 00:05:18.261 Ruth was riding me the whole time. 00:05:18.362 --> 00:05:19.362 Oh, Ruth. 00:05:19.396 --> 00:05:22.832 She's all bark and no bite. She always has been. 00:05:22.933 --> 00:05:24.334 Well, she says I can't do anything right, 00:05:24.435 --> 00:05:25.535 and now I come home and you tell me 00:05:25.636 --> 00:05:27.036 I can't do anything right. 00:05:28.205 --> 00:05:31.107 Well, say no more, Zsa Zsa Gabor. 00:05:32.743 --> 00:05:34.811 - I'll put everything back. - No. 00:05:34.912 --> 00:05:36.279 Just leave it. 00:05:36.380 --> 00:05:38.581 Good, it's better this way. 00:05:40.384 --> 00:05:41.851 I'm gonna go check on Sam. 00:05:41.952 --> 00:05:44.921 Make sure that history book got the Revolutionary War right. 00:05:46.090 --> 00:05:47.824 Well, you were there. 00:05:47.925 --> 00:05:48.925 I heard that! 00:05:57.368 --> 00:05:59.068 Hey, Tom? 00:05:59.169 --> 00:06:00.370 Tom, listen. 00:06:00.471 --> 00:06:02.405 You got to remember these lanes are 00:06:02.506 --> 00:06:04.107 faster than what you're used to. 00:06:04.208 --> 00:06:06.042 They are cruel and unforgiving, 00:06:06.143 --> 00:06:07.677 like yoga pants. 00:06:08.979 --> 00:06:10.513 Look, I took a big swing one Christmas. 00:06:10.614 --> 00:06:12.081 You don't have to wear 'em. 00:06:13.250 --> 00:06:14.684 That's Rick. 00:06:14.785 --> 00:06:16.519 Rick Rholla. Hold on. Sorry. 00:06:16.620 --> 00:06:17.687 Uh, Rick? 00:06:17.788 --> 00:06:18.821 Hey, hey, man. 00:06:18.922 --> 00:06:21.257 Uh, just want to say good luck today. 00:06:21.358 --> 00:06:22.358 What was that? 00:06:22.359 --> 00:06:23.826 Nothing, I'm just... 00:06:23.927 --> 00:06:25.895 I'm wishing you good luck. 00:06:25.996 --> 00:06:27.764 You hear that? 00:06:27.865 --> 00:06:29.866 This clown is wishing Rick Rholla luck. 00:06:31.635 --> 00:06:33.002 Yeah, I-I get it. 00:06:33.103 --> 00:06:34.437 Hazing the new guy, it's... 00:06:34.538 --> 00:06:36.706 You're not the new guy. 00:06:36.807 --> 00:06:38.541 You're the weird friendly guy 00:06:38.642 --> 00:06:40.410 who's about to get his * handed to him 00:06:40.511 --> 00:06:42.378 and then disappear back to wherever 00:06:42.479 --> 00:06:44.614 weird friendly guys come from. 00:06:44.715 --> 00:06:46.783 Probably Nebraska. 00:06:48.318 --> 00:06:49.886 Excuse me? 00:06:49.987 --> 00:06:52.054 "Excuse me"? 00:06:52.156 --> 00:06:53.356 Is that all you got for a comeback? 00:06:53.457 --> 00:06:56.025 Buddy, you're not gonna last ten frames here, but... 00:06:56.126 --> 00:06:57.326 "good luck." 00:06:58.162 --> 00:06:59.195 Let's roll, guys. 00:06:59.296 --> 00:07:00.696 I don't sound like that. 00:07:03.400 --> 00:07:05.868 That-that was crazy. 00:07:05.969 --> 00:07:08.037 I told you these guys don't mess around. 00:07:08.138 --> 00:07:09.839 You see that dude with him? 00:07:09.940 --> 00:07:13.443 I heard he left a horse's head in somebody's bed. 00:07:13.544 --> 00:07:16.479 I'm pretty sure that's The Godfather. 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:18.995 What, so two people can't do it? 00:07:24.535 --> 00:07:26.235 Okay, Tom's tournament is about to start. 00:07:26.336 --> 00:07:27.637 - Fingers crossed he wins. - Yeah. 00:07:27.738 --> 00:07:29.772 Winning would be so great, but he just needs 00:07:29.873 --> 00:07:32.108 to finish in the top 30 to bring home some money. 00:07:33.610 --> 00:07:35.645 Jen, a second? 00:07:36.647 --> 00:07:38.848 - Yeah? - After work I'm gonna need you 00:07:38.949 --> 00:07:41.083 to drive to the warehouse to pick up conditioner. 00:07:41.184 --> 00:07:43.653 Someone's been giving out full squirts. 00:07:43.754 --> 00:07:45.655 That's a 45-minute drive. 00:07:45.756 --> 00:07:47.356 That I'm happy to do. 00:07:47.457 --> 00:07:49.392 Good. By the way, 00:07:49.493 --> 00:07:51.427 you're a walking advertisement for the salon. 00:07:51.528 --> 00:07:53.996 Keep that in mind when you leave the house in the morning. 00:07:54.097 --> 00:07:55.097 What's that supposed to mean? 00:07:55.132 --> 00:07:56.966 It means... 00:07:57.067 --> 00:08:00.903 imagine a client walking in like that. 00:08:01.004 --> 00:08:03.306 How would you fix it? 00:08:06.910 --> 00:08:09.111 Full... 00:08:09.212 --> 00:08:11.247 squirts. 00:08:16.620 --> 00:08:18.854 Feel like that could've gone better. 00:08:21.158 --> 00:08:23.726 Well, it sure as hell couldn't have gone any worse. 00:08:25.295 --> 00:08:26.762 You bowl like that tomorrow, 00:08:26.863 --> 00:08:28.564 and about the only thing we're gonna be bringing home 00:08:28.665 --> 00:08:31.100 the free bible out of the top drawer. 00:08:32.936 --> 00:08:35.137 What am I supposed to do, Arch? 00:08:35.238 --> 00:08:37.373 Rick Rholla was riding my * all day. 00:08:53.590 --> 00:08:55.224 Hey, Smallwood, do you 00:08:55.325 --> 00:08:57.393 inhale or exhale on your approach? 00:08:57.494 --> 00:08:58.928 Never mind. 00:08:59.029 --> 00:09:00.396 Don't think about that now. 00:09:08.438 --> 00:09:10.206 I don't know. 00:09:15.846 --> 00:09:17.580 Well, you need to toughen up. 00:09:17.681 --> 00:09:19.482 You want to compete with these guys, 00:09:19.583 --> 00:09:21.817 you better learn to tap into your killer instinct. 00:09:21.918 --> 00:09:24.253 I don't know if I have a killer instinct. 00:09:24.354 --> 00:09:26.155 One time, Jen stepped on a spider. 00:09:26.256 --> 00:09:28.190 Me and Sam had a funeral for it. 00:09:29.292 --> 00:09:30.660 I know, Tom. 00:09:30.761 --> 00:09:33.062 I've been to a few of your bug burials. 00:09:34.665 --> 00:09:36.232 Hell, you're a nice guy. 00:09:36.333 --> 00:09:38.100 - Thanks, man... - That wasn't a compliment! 00:09:39.269 --> 00:09:41.170 Nice don't work if you want to win. 00:09:41.271 --> 00:09:42.605 Maybe we'll get lucky. 00:09:42.706 --> 00:09:44.273 I won't be bowling anywhere near him tomorrow. 00:09:44.374 --> 00:09:46.308 Well, just in case, we need to be prepared. 00:09:46.410 --> 00:09:48.044 What do you mean? What... what are you doing? 00:09:48.145 --> 00:09:50.680 Something I know you wouldn't do... getting ammo. 00:09:50.781 --> 00:09:54.383 We need to find this guy's weaknesses and go after 'em. 00:09:55.385 --> 00:09:56.819 Ah, he dropped out of college. 00:09:56.920 --> 00:09:57.953 Filed for bankruptcy. 00:09:58.055 --> 00:09:59.488 Can't own a dog. 00:09:59.589 --> 00:10:01.991 I'm not sure what that's about. 00:10:03.593 --> 00:10:05.594 I hope that's an allergy thing. 00:10:06.963 --> 00:10:08.497 Boom! We got him. 00:10:08.598 --> 00:10:11.701 Apparently he's going through a nasty divorce. 00:10:11.802 --> 00:10:13.703 - Oh, I don't know, Archie. - Hey! 00:10:13.804 --> 00:10:16.439 The only thing worse than a horse's head in your bed 00:10:16.540 --> 00:10:20.643 is that empty space where your wife used to sleep. 00:10:26.989 --> 00:10:29.391 Looks like we're lane neighbors again, Smallwood. 00:10:29.492 --> 00:10:31.459 Looks like we are. 00:10:31.560 --> 00:10:33.762 And unlike my real neighbor, I will not say "good morning". 00:10:33.863 --> 00:10:36.298 Or "take in your garbage cans". 00:10:38.868 --> 00:10:40.368 I'm coming for you today, Rick! 00:10:40.469 --> 00:10:41.469 Not if I come for you first. 00:10:41.504 --> 00:10:43.004 Well, joke's on you. 00:10:43.105 --> 00:10:44.572 'Cause guess who gets up pretty early 00:10:44.674 --> 00:10:46.641 in the morning... what am I doing? 00:10:46.742 --> 00:10:48.043 You know what you got to do. 00:10:48.144 --> 00:10:50.545 Right, absolutely. 00:10:58.321 --> 00:10:59.921 Not bad. 00:11:00.022 --> 00:11:01.423 That was a real sneeze. 00:11:01.524 --> 00:11:04.025 The air filtration in here is terrible. 00:11:06.429 --> 00:11:07.263 - Hey. - Hey. 00:11:07.364 --> 00:11:08.564 What are you doing here? 00:11:08.665 --> 00:11:09.999 Oh, well, I had a little time to kill 00:11:10.100 --> 00:11:12.068 before I picked up Sam at his tap lesson. 00:11:12.169 --> 00:11:14.137 - Mm-hmm. - And I had a foot-long earlier. 00:11:14.238 --> 00:11:16.005 I could only stomach six inches. 00:11:16.106 --> 00:11:17.707 I figured you'd like the rest. 00:11:18.942 --> 00:11:20.343 - Thanks. - Mm. 00:11:21.745 --> 00:11:24.147 Whew, that's a lot of onions. 00:11:24.248 --> 00:11:26.783 Yeah, anything they don't charge you for, I get extra. 00:11:26.884 --> 00:11:30.019 This other bag is full of napkins and forks. 00:11:31.789 --> 00:11:33.456 Helen. 00:11:33.557 --> 00:11:35.491 Ruth. 00:11:35.592 --> 00:11:37.693 Nice catching up. 00:11:39.096 --> 00:11:40.730 I'm going to lunch. 00:11:40.831 --> 00:11:42.799 You got that conditioner I asked for, right? 00:11:42.900 --> 00:11:44.333 You bet I did. Good. 00:11:44.434 --> 00:11:46.903 And don't forget to clock out when you eat that sandwich. 00:11:47.004 --> 00:11:49.338 I don't want you chewing on my time. 00:11:51.375 --> 00:11:53.309 Dang it. 00:11:53.410 --> 00:11:54.644 Aw, don't worry, it's not gonna take you long. 00:11:54.745 --> 00:11:55.945 I've seen you eat. 00:11:56.046 --> 00:11:57.613 Oh. No. 00:11:57.714 --> 00:11:59.420 I left the conditioner at home. 00:11:59.444 --> 00:12:01.150 Ruth is gonna blow a gasket. 00:12:01.251 --> 00:12:03.152 Hey, relax. It's not that big a deal. 00:12:03.253 --> 00:12:05.021 Everything is a big deal with her. 00:12:05.122 --> 00:12:06.956 She called me last night at midnight to ask 00:12:07.057 --> 00:12:09.325 why there was a Canadian quarter in the register. 00:12:09.426 --> 00:12:10.860 Hey, you need to buck up. 00:12:10.961 --> 00:12:12.995 This job is a cakewalk. 00:12:13.096 --> 00:12:15.798 I had to install bumpers on F-150s 00:12:15.899 --> 00:12:18.134 for 30 years with a bad back and a small bladder. 00:12:18.235 --> 00:12:19.435 Oh, yeah. 00:12:19.536 --> 00:12:21.037 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 00:12:21.138 --> 00:12:23.372 I'm sitting with a great job and a regular-size bladder. 00:12:23.473 --> 00:12:24.941 What do I have to complain about? 00:12:25.042 --> 00:12:26.609 That's right, if you want the truth, 00:12:26.710 --> 00:12:28.477 I'm your gal. If you want smoke up your *, 00:12:28.579 --> 00:12:30.213 sit on a campfire. 00:12:38.255 --> 00:12:39.789 What the hell is the matter with you? 00:12:39.890 --> 00:12:41.123 Rick is over there eating you up, 00:12:41.225 --> 00:12:43.659 and you're just laying here, passing him the salt. 00:12:43.760 --> 00:12:45.027 What am I supposed to do, Arch? 00:12:45.128 --> 00:12:47.463 Fight back. Get in his head. 00:12:47.564 --> 00:12:49.198 Say something about his mama. 00:12:49.299 --> 00:12:50.833 I mean, at the very least, 00:12:50.934 --> 00:12:52.268 you could sneeze again, man. 00:12:52.369 --> 00:12:53.569 Damn. 00:12:54.771 --> 00:12:56.339 I can't. 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:57.473 I took a Zyrtec. 00:12:59.843 --> 00:13:01.310 I don't want to play dirty, okay? 00:13:01.411 --> 00:13:02.745 I thought you wanted this. 00:13:02.846 --> 00:13:04.680 - I do want this. - Then what's the issue? 00:13:04.781 --> 00:13:06.649 I don't want to be that guy. 00:13:06.750 --> 00:13:09.151 When I was ten, I was already six-foot-two 00:13:09.253 --> 00:13:10.820 and my head was the size it is now. 00:13:10.921 --> 00:13:12.855 I looked like a Blow Pop. 00:13:14.391 --> 00:13:16.192 I was an easy target. Kids would make fun of me. 00:13:16.293 --> 00:13:18.427 And, sure, every once in a while, I'd fight back. 00:13:18.528 --> 00:13:20.229 It felt good in the moment, 00:13:20.330 --> 00:13:22.698 but I always felt like crap afterwards. 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:24.400 I get it. 00:13:24.501 --> 00:13:26.736 I know, this is my job now. I got to be competitive. 00:13:26.837 --> 00:13:28.671 But no job is worth me... 00:13:28.772 --> 00:13:30.106 You're up, Smallwood. 00:13:30.207 --> 00:13:32.041 Just get this over with, 00:13:32.142 --> 00:13:33.843 so you can go back to your family empty-handed 00:13:33.944 --> 00:13:36.279 and everyone can forget you ever existed. 00:13:36.380 --> 00:13:38.047 Like I just did. 00:13:39.883 --> 00:13:41.717 Hey, what is your problem? 00:13:41.818 --> 00:13:43.052 Oh! 00:13:43.153 --> 00:13:44.553 You a tough guy now? 00:13:44.655 --> 00:13:47.223 No, I'm genuinely asking, what is your problem? 00:13:48.025 --> 00:13:49.859 Why are you so angry? 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:51.761 Is this about... your divorce? 00:13:51.862 --> 00:13:53.162 What the hell did you just say? 00:13:53.363 --> 00:13:55.064 Your wife left you. 00:13:55.165 --> 00:13:57.100 I'd probably be lashing out, too. 00:13:57.201 --> 00:13:59.102 Wait, what's happening here? 00:14:01.205 --> 00:14:03.573 If you're going through something right now, 00:14:03.674 --> 00:14:05.475 having a hard time, 00:14:05.576 --> 00:14:07.543 just know I'm here if you want to talk. 00:14:07.644 --> 00:14:10.113 Okay? All right. 00:14:11.014 --> 00:14:12.448 I got to bowl, champ. 00:14:16.353 --> 00:14:17.453 Is he for real? 00:14:17.554 --> 00:14:18.955 I'm afraid so. 00:14:19.056 --> 00:14:21.691 He's sweet on the outside, soft in the middle. 00:14:21.792 --> 00:14:23.826 He is a Blow Pop. 00:14:25.629 --> 00:14:28.831 A six-foot-five, spider-loving Blow Pop. 00:14:29.801 --> 00:14:33.037 Okay, I'll be back to check in on you in 20 minutes. Oh! 00:14:33.438 --> 00:14:34.972 There is a whole spread in there 00:14:35.073 --> 00:14:36.807 of a shirtless Idris Elba. 00:14:36.908 --> 00:14:38.509 If that doesn't do it for you, there's also an article 00:14:38.610 --> 00:14:40.644 on five ways to make a squash less boring. 00:14:46.284 --> 00:14:48.285 Knock yourself out with the squash. 00:14:51.656 --> 00:14:53.491 I'm back. 00:14:53.592 --> 00:14:55.493 I hope it's not more onion sandwiches. 00:14:55.594 --> 00:14:57.328 I'm still sweating out the last one. 00:14:58.563 --> 00:15:00.664 You're married. What do you need to smell good for? 00:15:02.934 --> 00:15:05.469 I brought you the conditioner that you forgot at home. 00:15:07.072 --> 00:15:08.672 That was very thoughtful. Thank you. 00:15:08.774 --> 00:15:09.907 Oh, it's not a big deal. 00:15:10.008 --> 00:15:11.809 I wanted to swing by the burger place. 00:15:11.910 --> 00:15:13.344 They're having a special. 00:15:13.445 --> 00:15:16.313 Buy one soda and get 77 straws for free. 00:15:17.682 --> 00:15:19.183 You're on the clock. 00:15:19.284 --> 00:15:20.551 A little less chitchat, a little more chop-chop. 00:15:20.652 --> 00:15:21.652 Right, I'm sorry, Ruth. 00:15:21.653 --> 00:15:23.120 You don't need to apologize. 00:15:23.221 --> 00:15:25.222 We've been talking for two seconds. 00:15:25.323 --> 00:15:28.125 Hey, why don't you relax... Mussolini? 00:15:29.327 --> 00:15:30.561 What? 00:15:30.662 --> 00:15:32.496 Oh, nothing. She calls everyone that. 00:15:32.597 --> 00:15:34.765 It's like "buddy" or "pal." 00:15:34.866 --> 00:15:37.802 Look, Jen. My rules are very simple, 00:15:37.903 --> 00:15:39.904 but for some reason they're too hard 00:15:40.005 --> 00:15:41.405 for you to understand. 00:15:41.506 --> 00:15:43.107 Don't take that tone with her. 00:15:43.208 --> 00:15:44.975 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 00:15:45.076 --> 00:15:46.110 Helen, it's okay, I... 00:15:46.211 --> 00:15:47.211 - This is... - Stay out of this. 00:15:47.312 --> 00:15:49.747 Yeah, Jen can be annoying. 00:15:49.848 --> 00:15:51.615 Sometimes she does things the wrong way. 00:15:51.716 --> 00:15:54.251 The mess in her car trunk is insane. 00:15:54.352 --> 00:15:56.153 But... 00:15:56.254 --> 00:15:57.922 you can't talk to her like that. 00:15:58.023 --> 00:15:59.690 - And you can? - Yeah, I can. 00:15:59.791 --> 00:16:01.859 Because I'm her family. 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:03.828 Jen is a good woman. 00:16:03.929 --> 00:16:05.729 She works her * off, 00:16:05.831 --> 00:16:07.665 she's loyal as the day is long. 00:16:07.766 --> 00:16:10.634 - You are so lucky to have her. - Oh! 00:16:10.735 --> 00:16:12.470 - I'm lucky to have her? - Yeah. 00:16:12.571 --> 00:16:14.171 Look, ladies, let's just... 00:16:14.272 --> 00:16:16.774 I have an employee who begs me for extra shifts, 00:16:16.875 --> 00:16:19.643 then complains when I ask her to close every night, 00:16:19.744 --> 00:16:22.480 and thinks I should give her a raise just for doing her job. 00:16:22.581 --> 00:16:24.482 I'm so lucky. 00:16:24.583 --> 00:16:25.983 Thank you, Jen, 00:16:26.084 --> 00:16:27.685 for giving me that privilege. 00:16:27.786 --> 00:16:29.320 Okay, you don't have to put up with this crap. 00:16:29.421 --> 00:16:30.921 - She quits. - What are you doing?! 00:16:31.022 --> 00:16:32.256 Yeah, she quits. 00:16:32.357 --> 00:16:34.291 - Oh, she quits, does she? - No, no, no, no, no, she... 00:16:34.392 --> 00:16:36.293 - She quits. - No, no, she does not. 00:16:36.394 --> 00:16:38.095 She does not quit. She needs this job 00:16:38.196 --> 00:16:40.331 very badly, and she knows that you're a very kind 00:16:40.432 --> 00:16:43.100 and forgiving Christian woman. 00:16:46.438 --> 00:16:49.607 I have known some people with sticks up their cabooses, 00:16:49.708 --> 00:16:53.677 but that lady is straddling a sequoia. 00:16:55.847 --> 00:16:57.481 - Helen... - I know! 00:16:57.582 --> 00:16:59.450 I shouldn't have got you fired. 00:16:59.551 --> 00:17:02.152 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have opened my big mouth. 00:17:02.254 --> 00:17:04.221 I just couldn't stand the way she was talking to you. 00:17:04.322 --> 00:17:06.624 You deserve so much... 00:17:21.139 --> 00:17:22.840 You're *ed, aren't you? 00:17:24.342 --> 00:17:25.876 Totally. 00:17:25.977 --> 00:17:27.044 Okay. 00:17:27.145 --> 00:17:28.746 I got you. 00:17:32.350 --> 00:17:36.253 It's hard to notice someone falling out of love with you. 00:17:37.956 --> 00:17:39.957 Because it doesn't happen all at once. 00:17:40.058 --> 00:17:42.597 I don't know what hurts more... 00:17:42.621 --> 00:17:44.161 the fact that she's gone or... 00:17:44.262 --> 00:17:46.163 the fact that I didn't see it coming. 00:17:48.833 --> 00:17:51.368 Believe me, man, I-I get it. 00:17:51.469 --> 00:17:52.570 Yeah? 00:17:52.671 --> 00:17:54.104 Your wife leave you, too? 00:17:54.205 --> 00:17:56.073 Oh, no. She's my biggest supporter. 00:17:56.174 --> 00:17:58.876 We're madly in love, but... 00:17:58.977 --> 00:18:01.946 I should've said "I hear you" rather than "I get it." 00:18:03.982 --> 00:18:05.849 But, Rick, you're gonna be okay. 00:18:05.951 --> 00:18:08.052 Thanks. 00:18:08.153 --> 00:18:10.788 There's not a lot of guys like you on the tour, Smallwood. 00:18:10.889 --> 00:18:13.223 I'll take that as a compliment. 00:18:15.994 --> 00:18:17.661 And next time, 00:18:17.762 --> 00:18:20.097 it's gonna be me bringing home the big trophy. 00:18:20.198 --> 00:18:22.733 At least one that doesn't look like a Monopoly piece. 00:18:23.802 --> 00:18:25.402 I'll see you around, Tom. 00:18:27.305 --> 00:18:29.540 All right, you ready to hit the road, 00:18:29.641 --> 00:18:31.342 or you want to stick around, listen to Lefty Gomez 00:18:31.443 --> 00:18:33.544 talk about his chocoholism? 00:18:33.645 --> 00:18:35.879 He's eating his feelings. 00:18:35.981 --> 00:18:37.414 Anybody can see that. 00:18:38.750 --> 00:18:40.951 Well, you finished in the money in your first tournament. 00:18:41.052 --> 00:18:43.087 That's something a lot of pros on the tour never did. 00:18:43.188 --> 00:18:44.888 I guess I was wrong. 00:18:44.990 --> 00:18:47.257 Nice guys don't always finish last. 00:18:48.426 --> 00:18:50.194 You know, when I was a kid, 00:18:50.295 --> 00:18:52.296 there was this guy, always used to tell me, 00:18:52.397 --> 00:18:53.998 "Rise above the noise. 00:18:54.099 --> 00:18:56.667 Don't listen to the boys." Smart guy. 00:18:57.702 --> 00:18:58.902 His name was Archie. 00:18:59.004 --> 00:19:00.838 Mm-hmm. 00:19:00.939 --> 00:19:02.573 Talking about you. 00:19:02.674 --> 00:19:04.708 I know! 00:19:05.944 --> 00:19:07.277 I also said if you shake it 00:19:07.379 --> 00:19:09.179 more than twice, you're playing with it. 00:19:10.749 --> 00:19:13.384 You don't have to remember everything I say. 00:19:13.485 --> 00:19:15.152 Come on. 00:19:16.321 --> 00:19:18.122 - Hey, Coach, I want you to have this. - Hmm? 00:19:18.223 --> 00:19:20.257 I wouldn't have won it if it weren't for you. 00:19:20.358 --> 00:19:22.526 Nah, you keep it. 00:19:22.627 --> 00:19:24.294 I'll wait for the one that doesn't look 00:19:24.396 --> 00:19:26.430 like you snapped it off the hood of a car. 00:19:33.547 --> 00:19:35.314 Oh. 00:19:36.717 --> 00:19:38.384 Well? 00:19:38.485 --> 00:19:39.485 How'd it go? 00:19:39.520 --> 00:19:41.521 Obviously I didn't want to... 00:19:41.622 --> 00:19:43.756 tell you over the phone. 00:19:44.725 --> 00:19:47.493 I just thought it was important to tell you face-to-face, 00:19:47.594 --> 00:19:50.096 I only, uh... 00:19:50.197 --> 00:19:52.331 came in 26th! 00:19:52.433 --> 00:19:53.833 26th?! 00:19:55.571 --> 00:19:56.838 That's in the money! I know! 00:19:56.939 --> 00:19:59.074 Oh, my God! 00:19:59.575 --> 00:20:03.511 There are only 25 wives happier than you right now. 00:20:04.513 --> 00:20:06.247 24 if we don't count Rick Rholla's. 00:20:06.348 --> 00:20:07.382 Who? 00:20:07.483 --> 00:20:09.017 Who cares? 00:20:09.118 --> 00:20:11.119 - Check it out. - What? What? 00:20:11.220 --> 00:20:13.121 They gave me money to bowl. 00:20:13.222 --> 00:20:14.756 What? Give me that! 00:20:14.857 --> 00:20:16.658 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna come in handy. 00:20:16.759 --> 00:20:17.793 Really handy. 00:20:17.994 --> 00:20:20.262 - What do you mean? - Oh, don't you worry about it. 00:20:24.476 --> 00:20:25.444 - Ah, you know? - Huh? 00:20:25.445 --> 00:20:28.314 For the first time, this feels like maybe it's gonna work out. 00:20:28.415 --> 00:20:30.983 Knock, knock. Welcome home, Tommy. 00:20:31.084 --> 00:20:32.818 I'm sorry I got your wife canned.