WEBVTT 00:01:28.468 --> 00:01:29.969 What're you doing, Makoto? 00:01:30.220 --> 00:01:30.845 Ciao. 00:01:30.845 --> 00:01:31.930 Don't "Ciao" me! 00:01:31.930 --> 00:01:33.765 What're you doing in my bed?! 00:01:33.765 --> 00:01:36.434 Nothing really. I was tired, so I was just lying down. 00:01:36.434 --> 00:01:38.561 Why can't you lie down in your own bed?! 00:01:38.561 --> 00:01:40.688 I'm your brother. What's the problem? 00:01:40.688 --> 00:01:42.315 Anyway, I need to talk to you. 00:01:42.315 --> 00:01:44.192 Then step out of the room while I change. 00:01:44.192 --> 00:01:45.193 Oh, I see. 00:01:45.193 --> 00:01:46.861 What do you mean "I see"? I need to change. 00:01:46.861 --> 00:01:48.905 Oh, don't worry. I'll cover my eyes. 00:01:48.905 --> 00:01:50.365 You can see everything like that, can't you?! 00:01:50.365 --> 00:01:52.826 I've had it! Get out! Right now! 00:01:52.826 --> 00:01:57.330 So that's what happened, and Kokomi hasn't said a word to me since then. 00:01:57.330 --> 00:01:58.289 Go home, you pervert. 00:01:58.289 --> 00:01:59.999 To think we're having a lovers' quarrel... 00:01:59.999 --> 00:02:04.003 Oh, by the way, when I say lovers' quarrel, I mean between Kokomi and me. 00:02:04.003 --> 00:02:05.964 Only I'm allowed to have a lovers' quarrel with Kokomi. 00:02:05.964 --> 00:02:06.673 Get to the point. 00:02:06.673 --> 00:02:08.925 Tomorrow my show will be filming in my neighborhood. 00:02:08.925 --> 00:02:11.302 A lot of industry people will be there. 00:02:11.302 --> 00:02:13.304 Once they notice Kokomi's beauty, that's it. 00:02:13.304 --> 00:02:14.681 What will happen if they scout her?! 00:02:14.681 --> 00:02:15.181 Don't care. 00:02:15.181 --> 00:02:17.392 Right after debuting, she'll get a TV drama lead role. 00:02:17.392 --> 00:02:19.644 She'll star in numerous plays, movies, and commercials! 00:02:19.644 --> 00:02:22.272 She'll be stealing work from other popular actresses! 00:02:22.272 --> 00:02:23.106 I doubt it. 00:02:23.106 --> 00:02:25.150 Kokomi has no interest in showbiz. 00:02:25.150 --> 00:02:27.318 It's just natural that flowers in a flower shop are pretty. 00:02:27.318 --> 00:02:29.863 I'll be a wildflower that puts those flowers to shame! 00:02:29.863 --> 00:02:34.159 So I'm giving you permission to tell her to avoid the filming location at all costs. 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:36.619 But don't say anything else. Don't even make eye contact. 00:02:36.619 --> 00:02:38.413 Don't get within even ten meters of her! 00:02:38.413 --> 00:02:39.122 Be reasonable. 00:02:39.122 --> 00:02:42.584 I'd prefer to tell her myself, but we are having a lovers' quarrel. 00:02:42.584 --> 00:02:43.585 Don't * this up. 00:02:43.585 --> 00:02:45.044 Why me? 00:02:45.044 --> 00:02:48.006 But I guess it'll be a problem if she becomes a TV star. 00:02:48.006 --> 00:02:50.508 It'd be a pain if her fans gather in front of the school gate every day. 00:02:50.508 --> 00:02:52.260 What? My brother came to see you? 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:54.721 I'm really sorry he's causing you so much trouble. 00:02:54.721 --> 00:02:55.680 Someone should be. 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.473 Why are you talking to me from so far away? 00:02:57.473 --> 00:02:58.641 Ask your brother. 00:02:58.641 --> 00:02:59.934 I really am sorry. 00:02:59.934 --> 00:03:03.104 Stupid Makoto! He's giving Saiki trouble again! 00:03:03.104 --> 00:03:04.439 I have to offer a token of apology... 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:05.231 Apology... 00:03:05.231 --> 00:03:06.941 I've given her his message. Time to go home. 00:03:06.941 --> 00:03:10.195 W-Wait, Saiki. Are you free after school today? 00:03:10.195 --> 00:03:11.613 That's right! Apology! 00:03:11.613 --> 00:03:13.573 Saiki, how lucky you are to get this opportunity! 00:03:13.573 --> 00:03:15.241 I have to apologize, so my hands are tied. 00:03:15.241 --> 00:03:15.992 Would you like to... 00:03:15.992 --> 00:03:18.870 This is a token of apology. Nothing more. My hands are tied. 00:03:18.870 --> 00:03:20.330 ...go out for some tea on our way home? 00:03:20.330 --> 00:03:21.414 I'll treat you to a date! 00:03:21.873 --> 00:03:23.708 Now feel honored! 00:03:23.708 --> 00:03:26.669 This may only be a token of apology, but I've never asked anyone out before! 00:03:26.669 --> 00:03:28.880 You might say your first "Oh..." righ... Huh? 00:03:28.880 --> 00:03:30.673 Wh-What's going on? Oh, I get it. 00:03:30.673 --> 00:03:32.425 You're moved to speechlessness, right? 00:03:32.425 --> 00:03:36.054 That must be it. Because there's no way that any guy would turn me down! 00:03:36.054 --> 00:03:37.764 Actually, I was going to decline, but... 00:03:37.764 --> 00:03:40.183 Y-You know! I-I-I can't go to where they're filming. 00:03:40.183 --> 00:03:41.809 H-How about we go to a neighboring town? 00:03:41.809 --> 00:03:42.644 This can't be happening. 00:03:42.644 --> 00:03:43.978 Say yes already! 00:03:43.978 --> 00:03:46.231 If you turn me down, I'm gonna die! My life will be officially over! 00:03:46.231 --> 00:03:48.066 It's hard to say no like this... 00:03:48.066 --> 00:03:50.318 A date with Saiki after school in a neighboring town! After school, in a neighboring town 00:03:50.318 --> 00:03:53.029 No, it's not a date. This is a token of apology. My hands are tied. 00:03:53.029 --> 00:03:55.990 - I've never seen such a pretty girl in this town. - And look how happy she is! 00:03:55.990 --> 00:03:57.867 Saiki must be experiencing supreme bliss! 00:03:57.867 --> 00:04:01.788 I'm sure he's been all smiles since we started our date! 00:04:01.788 --> 00:04:03.289 I bet I'll hear "Oh..." at least twenty times! 00:04:03.289 --> 00:04:06.334 Good grief. I thought things would be fine since I don't know anyone in this town. 00:04:06.334 --> 00:04:07.168 What's that guy next to her doing?! 00:04:07.168 --> 00:04:08.753 - I bet he's her funding source. - I wanna punch him from behind! 00:04:08.753 --> 00:04:11.089 I'll tell her I don't feel well and go home. 00:04:11.089 --> 00:04:12.465 Are you okay with sweet stuff, Saiki? 00:04:12.465 --> 00:04:14.926 There's a cafe with delicious cakes right up ahead. 00:04:14.926 --> 00:04:17.095 I'll go home right after I have some cake. 00:04:17.095 --> 00:04:19.180 I've done my research, so I know Saiki loves sweets. 00:04:19.180 --> 00:04:22.183 - Cake! Oh...! Oh...! Teruhashi! - An "Oh..." festival is about to start! 00:04:23.643 --> 00:04:24.894 And... it's closed. 00:04:24.894 --> 00:04:27.230 I'm sorry! Looks like they're closed today! 00:04:27.230 --> 00:04:28.940 Why don't we go to the shopping district?! 00:04:28.940 --> 00:04:31.859 We came all this way. We should look for some new places. Let's go! 00:04:31.859 --> 00:04:33.861 1 hour later There's nowhere to go... 00:04:33.861 --> 00:04:36.823 Is there such a shopping district without a single restaurant?! 00:04:36.823 --> 00:04:39.742 Three tatami mat stores in a row? Is this tatami mat central or something? 00:04:39.951 --> 00:04:41.411 Isn't that a cafe?! 00:04:41.411 --> 00:04:42.662 Another tatami store?! 00:04:42.662 --> 00:04:44.205 They sure shoot her hopes down quickly. 00:04:44.205 --> 00:04:45.331 Excuse me... 00:04:45.331 --> 00:04:46.416 May I help you with something? 00:04:46.416 --> 00:04:48.459 Um, we're looking for a place to get some tea. 00:04:48.459 --> 00:04:49.210 I know a place! 00:04:49.210 --> 00:04:50.003 - I'll show you the way! - Hey, I saw her first! 00:04:50.003 --> 00:04:51.379 The sun is harsh today. Here's an umbrella. 00:04:51.379 --> 00:04:52.588 Here is a cafe coupon! 00:04:52.588 --> 00:04:54.173 I'll go on ahead and reserve a table for you! 00:04:54.173 --> 00:04:55.091 Wow, thank you! 00:04:56.551 --> 00:04:58.678 An "Oh..." festival! Thank you, everyone! 00:04:58.678 --> 00:05:00.054 Well, I'm okay now, so see you around! 00:05:00.513 --> 00:05:02.515 Saiki made it totally slip my mind, but yes, 00:05:02.515 --> 00:05:04.350 I am a perfect beautiful girl! 00:05:04.350 --> 00:05:05.560 Now, let's get back to our date! 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:07.812 Good grief. Teruhashi sure is formidable. 00:05:07.812 --> 00:05:10.398 Oh well. I'll just get through this and hurry home. 00:05:10.398 --> 00:05:12.025 I wonder if they're done filming yet. 00:05:12.608 --> 00:05:14.319 The director is so overly demanding. 00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:17.155 - Changing the location at the last minute like that! - The neighboring town, huh? 00:05:17.155 --> 00:05:18.823 Guess I didn't need to ask him for a favor. 00:05:18.823 --> 00:05:20.241 He's coming this way?! 00:05:20.241 --> 00:05:23.036 We have to leave town as soon as we finish our cake! 00:05:30.251 --> 00:05:31.044 This is bad. 00:05:31.544 --> 00:05:34.005 Due to a change in plans, Teruhashi's brother is headed this way. 00:05:34.630 --> 00:05:37.759 If he runs into her, he'll make a big fuss. What should I do? 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:38.968 This is a bad situation. 00:05:38.968 --> 00:05:40.470 I have to do something. 00:05:40.470 --> 00:05:42.221 Shall we order another piece of cake? 00:05:42.221 --> 00:05:43.973 I have to do something soon. 00:05:43.973 --> 00:05:46.351 They were delicious, weren't they, Saiki? 00:05:46.351 --> 00:05:49.812 Good grief. We took our time here even though her brother is coming here. 00:05:49.812 --> 00:05:53.441 Well, this town is pretty big. Hopefully we won't run into him. 00:05:53.441 --> 00:05:55.443 That cafe's got a lot people inside. 00:05:55.443 --> 00:05:56.611 Wanna stop by for a bit? 00:05:56.611 --> 00:05:59.197 Sure. I can bring Kokomi here if their food is decent. 00:05:59.197 --> 00:06:00.865 Talk about a sudden plot development! 00:06:00.865 --> 00:06:02.492 We'd better leave right away. 00:06:02.492 --> 00:06:05.203 You wanna leave already? Can you wait a little bit? 00:06:05.203 --> 00:06:07.705 They want me to shake hands with them. 00:06:07.705 --> 00:06:08.664 This isn't the time! 00:06:08.664 --> 00:06:09.665 I'll just have to chance it. 00:06:10.750 --> 00:06:11.709 Oh? They're closed! 00:06:11.709 --> 00:06:12.710 What, really? 00:06:12.710 --> 00:06:16.339 Huh? There's a girl in there shaking hands. I wonder if she's an idol. 00:06:16.339 --> 00:06:19.300 Why don't you sneak in, Tohru? They might get a kick out of it. 00:06:19.300 --> 00:06:21.636 That'd totally ruin the event for her. 00:06:21.636 --> 00:06:23.304 They'd all come to me instead. 00:06:23.304 --> 00:06:25.473 Actually, you'd probably get in line. 00:06:25.473 --> 00:06:27.225 Oh well. Let's go somewhere else. 00:06:27.225 --> 00:06:29.268 Now, we just need to leave here quickly. 00:06:30.144 --> 00:06:32.105 6,850 yen, please. 00:06:32.105 --> 00:06:32.772 Expensive. 00:06:32.772 --> 00:06:34.941 I'm paying! How much is it? 00:06:34.941 --> 00:06:36.651 Oh, you are? Then, 200 yen, I guess. 00:06:36.651 --> 00:06:39.153 That cheap?! Oh, I have coupons too! 00:06:39.153 --> 00:06:39.904 Then it's 20 yen. 00:06:39.904 --> 00:06:42.532 I hope I get reborn as a beautiful girl in my next life. 00:06:43.032 --> 00:06:44.742 I wonder if Makoto is done with filming yet. 00:06:44.742 --> 00:06:47.495 It's probably safe to go back, but what do you— 00:06:47.495 --> 00:06:48.704 We'll go straight home. 00:06:48.704 --> 00:06:50.498 Wh-What's with him?! 00:06:50.498 --> 00:06:54.043 Even though I'm hinting that I can stay a while longer, he's ready to leave! 00:06:54.043 --> 00:06:55.545 He's headed straight to the train station! 00:06:55.545 --> 00:06:57.672 Well, we may not be able to go straight there. 00:06:58.172 --> 00:07:00.133 They're at the train station! 00:07:00.133 --> 00:07:01.384 This isn't good. We can't go home. 00:07:01.384 --> 00:07:02.802 Huh? He stopped? 00:07:02.802 --> 00:07:04.554 He must be conflicted! 00:07:04.554 --> 00:07:08.641 The truth is, I want to be with Teruhashi longer, but I don't have the guts to say it! 00:07:08.641 --> 00:07:10.393 His inner turmoil stopped him in his tracks! 00:07:10.393 --> 00:07:12.562 Geez. What am I going to do with this shy boy? 00:07:12.562 --> 00:07:14.522 Oh well. I'll say it for him. 00:07:14.522 --> 00:07:17.733 Hey, if you're not in a rush, would you like to hang out a bit more? 00:07:17.733 --> 00:07:19.527 I guess our date continues... 00:07:19.527 --> 00:07:21.028 I haven't been to a place like this in ages! 00:07:21.028 --> 00:07:22.321 Look at our options! 00:07:22.321 --> 00:07:24.615 This actually might be a fortunate turn of events... 00:07:24.615 --> 00:07:26.576 ...in terms of making Teruhashi hate me. 00:07:26.576 --> 00:07:28.536 Wow, they have a karaoke place too! 00:07:28.536 --> 00:07:31.414 I don't feel like bowling. I wanna go to karaoke. 00:07:31.414 --> 00:07:32.790 Two people for bowling, correct? 00:07:32.790 --> 00:07:33.541 Whaaaaat?! 00:07:33.541 --> 00:07:35.918 I do feel a little bad, but this is best for both of us. 00:07:35.918 --> 00:07:38.671 He could've at least asked me before he decided on bowling. 00:07:39.172 --> 00:07:40.006 Oh, I get it! 00:07:40.006 --> 00:07:42.884 He must have picked bowling to try to impress me! 00:07:42.884 --> 00:07:46.471 But since it's Saiki, he might get so nervous that he starts *ing up. 00:07:46.471 --> 00:07:48.890 Then we might be evenly matched. 00:07:49.265 --> 00:07:49.849 What? 00:07:49.849 --> 00:07:51.309 I won by a wide margin. 00:07:51.309 --> 00:07:53.269 I bet her opinion of me went down big time now. 00:07:53.895 --> 00:07:55.980 Look! They've got some Gori-Rabbitz plushies! 00:07:55.980 --> 00:07:57.523 Saiki, are you good at— 00:07:57.523 --> 00:07:58.774 I'll do the opposite. 00:07:58.774 --> 00:08:02.445 You didn't like the beautiful girl figures we saw earlier, so I'll happily grab one. 00:08:02.445 --> 00:08:03.446 Whaaaaat?! 00:08:03.446 --> 00:08:04.155 And after that... 00:08:07.325 --> 00:08:09.452 So this is what Saiki's really like... 00:08:09.452 --> 00:08:12.455 Teruhashi must've lost all interest in me by now. 00:08:12.455 --> 00:08:13.789 Shall we go home now? 00:08:14.290 --> 00:08:15.583 All right, time to go home. 00:08:15.583 --> 00:08:16.334 Boy, I'm exhausted. 00:08:16.334 --> 00:08:18.044 What?! 00:08:18.044 --> 00:08:19.003 Crap! 00:08:19.003 --> 00:08:22.215 With so many people around and my attention on Teruhashi, 00:08:22.215 --> 00:08:23.424 I didn't notice him at all! 00:08:23.424 --> 00:08:24.509 We have to leave right away! 00:08:24.509 --> 00:08:25.843 What? Four-eyes? 00:08:25.843 --> 00:08:26.969 Time's up. 00:08:26.969 --> 00:08:27.970 What?! Kokomi?! 00:08:27.970 --> 00:08:30.973 No, it's still fine. He and I share the same goal! 00:08:30.973 --> 00:08:33.601 I see. Since I said we'd be filming in our neighborhood, 00:08:33.601 --> 00:08:35.645 she evacuated to the neighboring town with four-eyes. 00:08:35.645 --> 00:08:37.146 You shitty four-eyes! 00:08:37.146 --> 00:08:40.233 So you used that as an excuse to go on a date with Kokomi?! 00:08:40.233 --> 00:08:42.360 Calm down. Don't forget your goal. 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:43.236 What's wrong? 00:08:43.236 --> 00:08:45.029 Crap. Forget it, we have to run! 00:08:47.114 --> 00:08:49.033 After him! He took her hand! 00:08:49.033 --> 00:08:50.243 Don't let him get away! 00:08:50.910 --> 00:08:53.329 One minute. I'll buy us one minute! 00:08:53.329 --> 00:08:53.913 Is he in here? 00:08:54.705 --> 00:08:56.582 He's not here. Did he go that way?! 00:08:57.500 --> 00:08:58.709 That was close. 00:08:59.418 --> 00:09:00.878 I made both of us invisible. 00:09:00.878 --> 00:09:04.465 If I'm touching someone, I can make them invisible along with myself. 00:09:04.465 --> 00:09:07.301 Wh-What's his problem?! I can't believe it! 00:09:07.301 --> 00:09:09.095 He's holding my hand?! 00:09:09.095 --> 00:09:12.265 She must hate me even more now that I grabbed her hand without asking. 00:09:12.265 --> 00:09:14.475 What a selfish, aggressive guy! 00:09:14.475 --> 00:09:17.103 Well, this worked out for the best. Now she'll completely... 00:09:17.103 --> 00:09:21.399 But why? Why is my heart fluttering like this? 00:09:22.775 --> 00:09:24.068 Aren't we gonna take a picture? 00:09:24.986 --> 00:09:26.654 She's into gap moe? Seriously? 00:09:28.114 --> 00:09:30.783 Read your opponent's mind! Use telepathy to win the rock-paper- scissors game! 00:09:32.201 --> 00:09:33.160 See if you won later in the episode! 00:09:38.916 --> 00:09:40.668 Santa doesn't exist! 00:09:40.668 --> 00:09:42.253 No, no. He's real! 00:09:42.253 --> 00:09:44.046 She's right, Taku. Santa really exists. 00:09:44.046 --> 00:09:45.673 Ken told me there's no Santa. 00:09:46.382 --> 00:09:48.134 Hey, we've got a visitor. 00:09:48.134 --> 00:09:49.844 It might be Santa. 00:09:49.844 --> 00:09:52.096 I bet it's a delivery guy or something. 00:09:54.181 --> 00:09:56.183 No way! Santa?! 00:09:56.183 --> 00:09:59.145 Yeah, right. Did my parents put you up to this? 00:09:59.145 --> 00:10:00.396 Thank you for your hard work. 00:10:00.396 --> 00:10:01.397 Can I have my present now? 00:10:01.397 --> 00:10:02.773 What a cheeky brat. 00:10:04.734 --> 00:10:06.235 He disappeared! 00:10:06.235 --> 00:10:08.904 Mom! That was Santa! The real one! 00:10:08.904 --> 00:10:12.116 Good grief. Why do I have to put myself through this? 00:10:12.116 --> 00:10:14.410 Hello Kusuo! I'm Santa Claus! 00:10:14.410 --> 00:10:17.538 I'm heading out to deliver presents to all the children in our neighborhood. 00:10:17.538 --> 00:10:19.373 So you've finally cracked, huh, Dad? 00:10:19.373 --> 00:10:22.418 I was telling the neighbors about how your dad dresses as Santa every year. 00:10:22.418 --> 00:10:24.545 And they said they wanted him to come to their houses too. 00:10:24.545 --> 00:10:25.880 Don't spread our family's shame. 00:10:25.880 --> 00:10:28.549 Everyone's waiting for Kuniharu-lause! 00:10:28.549 --> 00:10:29.717 More like "louse." 00:10:29.717 --> 00:10:30.885 Well then, I'm off! 00:10:32.094 --> 00:10:33.429 Honey! What's wrong?! 00:10:33.429 --> 00:10:34.889 My lower back... I did it... 00:10:34.889 --> 00:10:38.225 I did it... I really did it this time... I did it. 00:10:38.225 --> 00:10:39.685 Enough with the "I did it." 00:10:39.685 --> 00:10:41.145 K-Kusuo... Please fix this. 00:10:41.145 --> 00:10:42.605 Good grief, fine. 00:10:42.605 --> 00:10:45.066 No, I can't. I already turned back time on you this morning. 00:10:45.066 --> 00:10:47.109 I hit my pinky toe on the drawer chest! 00:10:47.109 --> 00:10:48.110 Kusuemon! 00:10:48.110 --> 00:10:48.944 Completely Recovered Hi! 00:10:48.944 --> 00:10:49.570 O-Oh no. 00:10:49.570 --> 00:10:51.614 Then Kusuo, deliver these presents to— 00:10:51.614 --> 00:10:52.239 I refuse. 00:10:52.239 --> 00:10:53.824 I beg you, Santa Kusuo! 00:10:53.824 --> 00:10:55.284 Don't call me such a stupid name. 00:10:55.284 --> 00:10:56.494 I'll do it! 00:10:57.119 --> 00:10:59.455 Leave it to me! 00:11:01.832 --> 00:11:03.959 So I ended up going instead. 00:11:03.959 --> 00:11:08.214 It's the son's duty to stop his 37-year-old mother from parading around town in a Santa outfit. 00:11:08.589 --> 00:11:10.174 Good grief. I'll finish this quickly. 00:11:10.675 --> 00:11:13.094 I should visit them from the sky like the real Santa. 00:11:13.594 --> 00:11:14.845 This is the next house. 00:11:14.845 --> 00:11:16.055 What a pain in the neck. 00:11:16.055 --> 00:11:17.848 Dad, is Santa coming soon? 00:11:17.848 --> 00:11:19.600 Yeah, very soon. 00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:22.144 Yay! When he comes, I'm gonna ask him to hold me! 00:11:22.144 --> 00:11:24.105 Well, it's for a kid. I'll have to play along. 00:11:24.105 --> 00:11:27.400 Say, Dad, Santa will come in from the chimney, right? 00:11:27.400 --> 00:11:28.859 I'm not sure about that. 00:11:28.859 --> 00:11:31.946 What? There's no way Santa would just ring the door bell. 00:11:31.946 --> 00:11:33.614 But it's not safe to come in through the chimney. 00:11:33.614 --> 00:11:35.032 It's no problem for Santa! 00:11:35.032 --> 00:11:37.493 If he enters through the front door, I'll express my dissatisfaction! 00:11:37.493 --> 00:11:38.661 Express your dissatisfaction? 00:11:38.661 --> 00:11:40.496 Where'd you learn a phrase like that? 00:11:41.831 --> 00:11:43.624 It's Santa! Santa's here! 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:48.629 Don't express your dissatisfaction like that. 00:11:48.629 --> 00:11:49.880 Here's your presen— 00:11:49.880 --> 00:11:51.799 P-Please just leave it there. 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:52.883 This brat. 00:11:52.883 --> 00:11:54.468 Weren't you gonna ask him to hold you? 00:11:54.468 --> 00:11:56.345 I'm afraid I'll have to pass on that. 00:11:56.345 --> 00:11:57.805 I really appreciate you coming. 00:11:57.805 --> 00:11:58.681 Cut the polite talk. 00:11:58.681 --> 00:12:01.642 Good grief. What a no-good brat. 00:12:01.642 --> 00:12:03.769 There's no chimney this time. Good. 00:12:04.895 --> 00:12:06.272 Wh-What is this about? 00:12:06.272 --> 00:12:07.773 M-May I ask who you are? 00:12:07.773 --> 00:12:09.525 Don't tell me you don't know Santa? 00:12:09.525 --> 00:12:12.111 I-If you're here for Mom, she isn't home! Please leave! 00:12:12.111 --> 00:12:13.696 You must know who I am. 00:12:13.696 --> 00:12:15.072 Try to remember! I'm Santa Claus. 00:12:15.072 --> 00:12:16.824 What? What was that? Santa— 00:12:17.700 --> 00:12:19.285 S-Santa Killer?! 00:12:19.285 --> 00:12:20.536 I didn't say that! 00:12:20.536 --> 00:12:22.747 Y-You don't want me! I'm Kanta, not Santa! 00:12:22.747 --> 00:12:23.831 Close enough. 00:12:27.293 --> 00:12:30.254 Hey, parents! You could've at least told him that Santa was coming! 00:12:30.254 --> 00:12:32.757 This is the last house. I'll wrap this up and go have some cake. 00:12:32.757 --> 00:12:35.676 Hey, what's the deal? You're going to the office now? 00:12:35.676 --> 00:12:37.720 What can I do? There's something that can't wait. 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.264 What about the party? Kenta was looking forward to it! 00:12:40.264 --> 00:12:41.682 I told you! This is work! 00:12:41.682 --> 00:12:43.642 This seems like an exceptionally bad time. 00:12:43.642 --> 00:12:45.102 I'll just leave it at the door. 00:12:45.102 --> 00:12:48.689 Dear Santa, I don't need a present, so please... 00:12:48.689 --> 00:12:53.068 Make my mom and dad make up and let us have a Christmas party together. 00:12:53.068 --> 00:12:56.572 Santa... Please do that for me. Please, Santa. 00:12:56.572 --> 00:12:59.074 What? That's not possible. 00:12:59.533 --> 00:13:02.828 You're praying? Santa isn't God or anything. 00:13:03.412 --> 00:13:07.249 You shouldn't expect too much from someone who takes 364 days off a year. 00:13:08.334 --> 00:13:10.085 Good grief. What a pain! 00:13:12.588 --> 00:13:14.632 Just let me go! I'll make it up to you! 00:13:14.632 --> 00:13:16.342 Seriously, I can't believe you! 00:13:17.009 --> 00:13:19.428 What? Things have been taken care of? 00:13:19.428 --> 00:13:20.930 How on Earth? 00:13:20.930 --> 00:13:22.306 What? Santa came by? 00:13:22.306 --> 00:13:25.684 Look! I found a present! It was Santa! 00:13:25.684 --> 00:13:28.646 Santa helped you, Dad! 00:13:28.646 --> 00:13:30.689 Thank you, Santa! 00:13:30.689 --> 00:13:33.234 Good grief. That was a serious hassle. 00:13:34.318 --> 00:13:38.155 No wonder Santa takes 364 days off a year. 00:13:43.536 --> 00:13:44.954 Happy New Year! 00:13:44.954 --> 00:13:47.873 Here's your gift money. Stay healthy and behave yourself this year too. 00:13:47.873 --> 00:13:49.583 Here you go. This is from me. 00:13:49.583 --> 00:13:51.544 Don't spend it all in one place, okay? 00:13:52.670 --> 00:13:54.964 Wh-What? I'm sure I gave you as much as your mom did. 00:13:54.964 --> 00:13:56.048 Santa... 00:13:56.048 --> 00:13:56.549 What?! 00:13:56.549 --> 00:13:57.466 You were late for work. 00:13:57.466 --> 00:13:58.759 Well, that was... 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:00.219 You spilled coffee on a manuscript. 00:14:00.219 --> 00:14:02.012 O-Okay, Kuu! Let's talk this over! 00:14:02.638 --> 00:14:04.265 I suppose this is enough. 00:14:04.265 --> 00:14:05.224 Guess I'll get going. 00:14:05.891 --> 00:14:07.643 What I want to buy... is a TV. 00:14:08.185 --> 00:14:10.604 Ever since the TV in my room stopped working three years ago, 00:14:10.604 --> 00:14:13.274 I've been turning back time on it every day, 00:14:13.274 --> 00:14:16.235 so it's always been one day away from dying out. 00:14:16.235 --> 00:14:18.779 I think it's about time for both me and the TV to move on. 00:14:18.779 --> 00:14:19.989 Are you looking for a new TV? 00:14:19.989 --> 00:14:21.532 Let me browse at my own pace. 00:14:21.991 --> 00:14:24.368 This one is very popular. 00:14:24.368 --> 00:14:25.619 He's the pushy type. 00:14:25.619 --> 00:14:28.080 This one is so light you can carry it around. 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:31.625 Don't care. I didn't even have problems carrying around CRT TVs. 00:14:31.625 --> 00:14:33.544 Sorry, but please just leave me alone. 00:14:34.378 --> 00:14:36.046 Still, I'm sure he's got some gift money. 00:14:36.046 --> 00:14:38.215 I'll show him what this four-month employee can do! 00:14:38.215 --> 00:14:39.925 He's a total rookie! 00:14:39.925 --> 00:14:41.760 What about that one? 00:14:41.760 --> 00:14:43.596 It's a new item recommended on Nerdy Comedians! 00:14:43.596 --> 00:14:45.556 Look at this crisp image! 00:14:45.556 --> 00:14:47.892 Resolution, huh? It does look clear, 00:14:47.892 --> 00:14:50.144 but after two seconds, I can see what's inside it. 00:14:50.144 --> 00:14:52.605 The wiring is a mess, so I feel even less inclined to buy it. 00:14:52.605 --> 00:14:53.981 That's not all. 00:14:53.981 --> 00:14:57.234 This model has a one-terabyte hard drive, so it can store a lot of recordings. 00:14:57.234 --> 00:14:58.193 I don't record. 00:14:58.193 --> 00:15:01.030 If I miss shows when they air, I get spoilers in real time via telepathy. 00:15:01.030 --> 00:15:04.825 If you connect to the Internet, you can see other viewers' comments in real time! 00:15:04.825 --> 00:15:06.869 That feature comes standard with me. 00:15:06.869 --> 00:15:09.830 There's more! Believe it or not, this model supports 3D too! 00:15:09.830 --> 00:15:10.623 I don't want it. 00:15:10.623 --> 00:15:12.708 It reminds me of Nendou's father, so I don't want it. 00:15:12.708 --> 00:15:14.084 He's completely uninterested! 00:15:14.084 --> 00:15:15.419 Good grief. What a pain. 00:15:15.419 --> 00:15:17.004 Fine, this will do. I want this one. 00:15:17.004 --> 00:15:19.256 That one isn't recommended by Nerdy Comedians. 00:15:19.256 --> 00:15:20.883 I don't care about the Nerdy Comedians! 00:15:20.883 --> 00:15:21.800 Give me a discount. 00:15:21.800 --> 00:15:25.095 Th-Then how about I round it down to 49,000 yen? 00:15:25.095 --> 00:15:27.848 I'll also throw in double points, an alarm clock, and 20 zinc-carbon ba— 00:15:28.474 --> 00:15:30.935 This is crazy! Are you trying to bankrupt us?! 00:15:30.935 --> 00:15:33.312 No, it's not. It's the price you thought of earlier. 00:15:33.312 --> 00:15:36.398 Well, I can drop it down to 25,000 yen, but he's an information-deprived brat. 00:15:36.398 --> 00:15:38.734 If I give him some zinc-carbon batteries, he'll probably go home happy. 00:15:38.734 --> 00:15:40.235 I want a discount, not batteries! 00:15:40.235 --> 00:15:44.156 He must've checked prices online. 00:15:44.156 --> 00:15:47.451 Sir, we will beat any cheaper competitor prices you find, 00:15:47.451 --> 00:15:49.662 but that's only for stores with physical locations. 00:15:50.913 --> 00:15:54.625 I'll search all the electronics stores I've been to, and create a thoughtograph of the lowest price! 00:15:55.209 --> 00:15:56.335 Now you can't complain, right? 00:15:56.335 --> 00:15:58.504 26,700 yen in Gunma Prefecture?! 00:15:58.504 --> 00:16:00.339 Feel free to call them or check however you want. 00:16:00.339 --> 00:16:03.384 O-Okay. Then, it'll be 26,699 yen. 00:16:03.384 --> 00:16:04.051 Round it down. 00:16:04.051 --> 00:16:05.511 W-Well, 26,000 yen is fine. 00:16:05.511 --> 00:16:06.553 Okay, let's go to the register. 00:16:06.553 --> 00:16:08.931 Dammit! This is the heaviest discount I've had to give 00:16:08.931 --> 00:16:12.351 since I met that unibrow policeman while training in Kameari! 00:16:12.351 --> 00:16:15.813 But it's not over yet! I'll show you what this four-month employee can do! 00:16:15.813 --> 00:16:19.191 Sir! Do you need anything else besides the TV? 00:16:19.191 --> 00:16:19.984 No. I want to pay now. 00:16:19.984 --> 00:16:21.443 How about this? 00:16:21.443 --> 00:16:22.903 Noise-canceling headphones! 00:16:22.903 --> 00:16:24.405 You can create your own space! 00:16:24.405 --> 00:16:26.573 You can shut out all sorts of unwanted noise! 00:16:26.573 --> 00:16:28.784 Buy it! Buy it! Buy it at the marked price! Buy six pairs! 00:16:28.784 --> 00:16:30.953 Wow... I can hear his dark thoughts so clearly now. 00:16:30.953 --> 00:16:33.372 How about an electronic dictionary for your studies? 00:16:33.372 --> 00:16:35.165 I don't need it. I have everything in my head. 00:16:35.165 --> 00:16:37.584 This is what all men long for! A single-lens reflex camera! 00:16:37.584 --> 00:16:40.754 I don't need it. I can get a picture of any place in the world via thoughtography. 00:16:40.754 --> 00:16:42.589 Then, um, a weird gorilla! 00:16:42.589 --> 00:16:45.634 If you connect it to a music player, he'll start hitting the barrel! He's amazing! 00:16:45.634 --> 00:16:47.261 Who would want a weird gorilla? 00:16:47.261 --> 00:16:49.471 Can you make coffee jelly with this? Sure would be nice if a celebrity sponsored this!! 00:16:49.471 --> 00:16:50.764 He took the bait! 00:16:50.764 --> 00:16:51.974 You have good eyes! 00:16:51.974 --> 00:16:54.101 We're the only store that carries this product! 00:16:54.101 --> 00:16:57.104 You can make all sorts of jelly, including fruits and coffee, with one click! 00:16:57.104 --> 00:16:58.355 W-With one click?! 00:16:58.355 --> 00:17:01.025 If you use the included nozzle, you can make whipped cream too. 00:17:01.025 --> 00:17:02.234 Whipped cream too?! 00:17:02.234 --> 00:17:06.238 What's more, it comes with cookie cutters in seven fun shapes! 00:17:06.238 --> 00:17:07.239 Seven shapes?! 00:17:07.239 --> 00:17:09.575 And, it's got a handle to let you carry it around! 00:17:09.575 --> 00:17:10.409 Even a handle! 00:17:10.409 --> 00:17:11.994 He's like a totally different guy now. 00:17:11.994 --> 00:17:14.371 Furthermore, it runs on batteries, so it's cordless! 00:17:14.371 --> 00:17:15.414 All that for this price! 00:17:15.414 --> 00:17:16.790 29,800 yen... 00:17:16.790 --> 00:17:19.752 If I buy this, I can't buy the TV. I can only afford one of them. 00:17:19.752 --> 00:17:22.755 If I oversleep even one day and fail to fix it, it won't work ever again. 00:17:22.755 --> 00:17:26.633 And if I make the coffee jelly, I'll have to wash dishes and clean the table. 00:17:26.633 --> 00:17:28.844 I'll need batteries too. I guess I'll buy the TV after all. 00:17:28.844 --> 00:17:31.430 If you buy it now, you'll get double points, an alarm clock, 00:17:31.430 --> 00:17:34.475 kitchen detergent, a table cleaner, and 40 zinc-carbon batteries! 00:17:34.475 --> 00:17:36.435 S-Sold! 00:17:38.270 --> 00:17:41.023 So Kuu, what'd you buy with your gift money? 00:17:41.023 --> 00:17:43.192 I'll let Mom have some too. 00:17:43.442 --> 00:17:44.401 Beat Hairo. 00:17:44.401 --> 00:17:46.195 Rock, paper, scissors! 00:17:46.195 --> 00:17:48.155 He only planned on throwing rock, didn't he? 00:17:54.411 --> 00:17:55.788 Are you beatboxing? 00:17:56.789 --> 00:17:57.998 You caught a cold, Kaidou? 00:17:57.998 --> 00:17:59.083 Yeah, I guess. 00:17:59.083 --> 00:18:01.210 If you have a cold, then go to the hospital, not school. 00:18:01.668 --> 00:18:05.964 This is likely a result of the new biological weapon Dark Reunion has unleashed! 00:18:05.964 --> 00:18:08.217 They're trying to end the world! 00:18:08.217 --> 00:18:09.718 Go to the hospital. The neurology ward. 00:18:09.718 --> 00:18:11.595 Wow, you're such a wimp. 00:18:11.595 --> 00:18:13.180 What? Everyone catches colds! 00:18:13.180 --> 00:18:13.972 So it is a cold. 00:18:14.473 --> 00:18:17.935 Sorry though. I've never caught a cold thanks to my psychic powers. 00:18:17.935 --> 00:18:19.520 I've never gotten one. 00:18:19.520 --> 00:18:21.271 Come to think of it, I haven't either. 00:18:21.271 --> 00:18:22.189 You guys aren't normal. 00:18:23.398 --> 00:18:25.275 Kuboyasu! You caught a cold too?! 00:18:25.275 --> 00:18:26.401 You're wearing a mask! 00:18:26.401 --> 00:18:26.902 Y-Yeah. 00:18:26.902 --> 00:18:28.570 See?! Normal people do catch— 00:18:28.570 --> 00:18:30.614 Ha! Everyone's so weak! 00:18:30.614 --> 00:18:34.159 Oh, I see. So civvies wear a mask only when they get sick, huh? 00:18:34.159 --> 00:18:35.619 That's delinquent fashion. 00:18:36.954 --> 00:18:40.374 Are you serious?! This might be my first laugh of the year. 00:18:40.999 --> 00:18:42.501 Hey, pal! Runt! 00:18:42.501 --> 00:18:44.294 Look at this! My first weird move! 00:18:44.294 --> 00:18:45.504 My first "couldn't care less." 00:18:45.504 --> 00:18:46.672 First weird face! 00:18:46.672 --> 00:18:48.715 Can't be, your face is always weird. 00:18:48.715 --> 00:18:50.134 Stop fooling around, you *! 00:18:50.134 --> 00:18:51.844 Take my first Ultimate Knight Storm! 00:18:51.844 --> 00:18:53.720 Oh, Meracchi. Is that your first ramen? 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:55.764 Well, it's more like my first meal of the year. 00:18:55.764 --> 00:18:57.099 I finally got paid today. 00:18:57.099 --> 00:19:00.644 I mean, I've been eating grass and snow, but I thought I was gonna die. 00:19:00.644 --> 00:19:03.063 But it's already twenty days into the new year. 00:19:03.063 --> 00:19:04.523 End of the Year Stories 00:19:04.523 --> 00:19:06.400 Hey, what were you doing at the start of the new year? 00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:07.985 You're bringing that up now? 00:19:07.985 --> 00:19:10.529 I wasn't on Earth at the start of the new year! 00:19:10.529 --> 00:19:11.530 It was amazing! 00:19:11.530 --> 00:19:12.781 Yeah, Takahashi. 00:19:12.781 --> 00:19:15.033 It's amazing how you'd bring up something so stupid. 00:19:15.033 --> 00:19:17.953 What?! You guys must've done it at least once! 00:19:17.953 --> 00:19:21.123 Well, I did it when I was a kid, but it wasn't fun at all. 00:19:21.123 --> 00:19:24.793 The Earth being blue was all I could think about. 00:19:24.793 --> 00:19:26.712 What were you doing at the start of the new year, Saiki? 00:19:26.712 --> 00:19:27.504 What? You too? 00:19:27.504 --> 00:19:30.299 If you wish to leave Earth, I'll do everything I can to help. 00:19:30.299 --> 00:19:32.426 I was, you know, ringing the New Year's Eve bell. 00:19:32.426 --> 00:19:35.345 You ring it 108 times in order to remove your 108 earthly desires, huh? 00:19:35.345 --> 00:19:37.472 That's a perfect job for you. 00:19:37.472 --> 00:19:40.142 But after ringing it seven or eight times, my hands hurt and I got bored. 00:19:40.142 --> 00:19:40.726 Earthly desires... 00:19:40.726 --> 00:19:43.103 Then a lot of people came and said they wanted to ring the bell. 00:19:43.103 --> 00:19:46.315 So I joked that it'd be 1,000 yen per ring. They actually paid me! I made a killing! 00:19:46.315 --> 00:19:46.899 Earthly desires... 00:19:46.899 --> 00:19:48.901 And one of them was a girl with huge knockers! 00:19:48.942 --> 00:19:51.528 Man, the New Year's Eve bell is really the best! 00:19:51.528 --> 00:19:53.864 Why don't you hit your head 108 times instead? 00:19:53.864 --> 00:19:55.324 Gaining Weight During New Year's 00:19:56.950 --> 00:19:57.784 I gained weight... 00:19:57.784 --> 00:19:59.912 This is bad. This is bad! 00:19:59.912 --> 00:20:02.623 New Year's food, snacks... I know I ate a ton, but I gained this much?! 00:20:02.623 --> 00:20:03.582 You ugly pig. 00:20:03.582 --> 00:20:06.501 If I look like this, Kaidou's gonna hate me! I gotta do something! 00:20:09.046 --> 00:20:12.507 0.1 kilograms... Bath towels are really light. 00:20:12.507 --> 00:20:14.051 Now that it's come to this... 00:20:14.051 --> 00:20:17.888 It seems the time has come to remove the seal on this 4.9-kilogram hairband. 00:20:17.888 --> 00:20:19.765 My master may have explicitly forbidden it, 00:20:19.765 --> 00:20:22.309 but to keep the balance of this world, I have no other choice. 00:20:24.436 --> 00:20:27.606 No, I have no need to get on the scale as I already know what it'll say. 00:20:27.606 --> 00:20:29.399 Time to have some ice cream! 00:20:29.399 --> 00:20:30.859 Playing in the Snow 00:20:31.652 --> 00:20:34.404 Hey! Let's have a snowball fight! 00:20:34.404 --> 00:20:36.865 A snowball fight, huh? Sounds good! 00:20:36.865 --> 00:20:40.035 No matter what the contest, I will defeat Nendou without fail! 00:20:40.035 --> 00:20:41.370 Hairo! It's melting! It's melting! 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:43.205 No matter! I'll try again! 00:20:44.206 --> 00:20:45.666 Hairo! It's melting! It's melting! 00:20:46.250 --> 00:20:47.376 Wh-Why? 00:20:47.376 --> 00:20:49.378 We made a snow hut! Everyone, get inside! 00:20:51.588 --> 00:20:53.340 Hairo! It's melting! It's melting! 00:20:54.049 --> 00:20:54.883 Why? 00:20:54.883 --> 00:20:56.510 Why?! 00:20:56.510 --> 00:20:57.803 Hairo! It's melting! It's melting! 00:20:57.803 --> 00:21:00.264 Welcome to the world of the psychic. 00:21:00.264 --> 00:21:01.723 New Year's Card 00:21:03.308 --> 00:21:06.228 Why? I got nothing today either. What's going on? 00:21:06.228 --> 00:21:09.439 Why isn't Saiki replying to my New Year's card?! 00:21:09.940 --> 00:21:11.900 I even put a heart on it after a lot of back and forth! 00:21:11.900 --> 00:21:14.361 And yet, he's not sending me a card back?! This can't be! 00:21:14.361 --> 00:21:15.779 There's gotta be some reason! 00:21:16.530 --> 00:21:17.197 Maybe... 00:21:17.197 --> 00:21:20.659 ...he's afraid that I'll hate him if he writes the wrong thing?! 00:21:20.659 --> 00:21:21.660 That could be it! 00:21:21.660 --> 00:21:25.831 Or maybe his handwriting is bad, so he's taking penmanship lessons first? 00:21:25.831 --> 00:21:26.623 That could be it! 00:21:26.623 --> 00:21:27.916 No, wait... 00:21:27.916 --> 00:21:30.127 Is he keeping me in suspense? 00:21:30.127 --> 00:21:32.754 Is he enjoying messing with me like this? 00:21:32.754 --> 00:21:34.381 Who does he think he is?! 00:21:34.381 --> 00:21:37.050 But... that could be it! 00:21:37.050 --> 00:21:38.010 This is a problem. 00:21:38.593 --> 00:21:40.929 If I want her opinion of me to go down, 00:21:40.929 --> 00:21:43.390 do I give this to her or not? 00:21:43.390 --> 00:21:44.975 What should I do? 00:23:14.940 --> 00:23:17.401 Now, it's time for the preview for next episode. 00:23:17.401 --> 00:23:21.446 Yep, it's quiet this time. Maybe it's because I'm wearing the telepathy silencer. 00:23:21.446 --> 00:23:24.241 I think I can do the preview the way I want for once. 00:23:24.241 --> 00:23:26.451 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:26.451 --> 00:23:29.913 Kaidou, you have a lot of lines coming up. Good luck.