WEBVTT 00:00:02.298 --> 00:00:04.718 Okay, I think I fixed the leak. 00:00:04.801 --> 00:00:07.637 Let me just reattach this here. 00:00:07.637 --> 00:00:09.305 Try it now. 00:00:09.347 --> 00:00:12.225 Now there's hot water coming out of both taps. 00:00:12.308 --> 00:00:14.019 What? 00:00:14.060 --> 00:00:15.478 Is that really so bad? 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:17.147 You always complain there's not enough hot water. 00:00:17.188 --> 00:00:18.898 It wouldn't kill you to hire a professional 00:00:18.982 --> 00:00:20.150 every once in a while. 00:00:20.191 --> 00:00:22.152 It costs $70 just to get them in the house. 00:00:22.193 --> 00:00:23.778 Look, I know my work isn't perfect, 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:25.321 but I am saving us a ton of money, 00:00:25.363 --> 00:00:27.657 and at least the job gets done. 00:00:29.367 --> 00:00:32.537 Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone at the door. 00:01:02.275 --> 00:01:04.277 The tension is palpable here at the 8,215th 00:01:04.319 --> 00:01:06.029 Daily Shaving Olympics. 00:01:06.112 --> 00:01:07.822 Hal has lost crucial seconds in his lathering, 00:01:07.864 --> 00:01:10.867 but he hopes to make it up with his blade work. 00:01:10.950 --> 00:01:12.202 This is for the gold. 00:01:12.285 --> 00:01:13.828 Hal, boys, breakfast! 00:01:13.870 --> 00:01:15.121 Bacon Day! 00:01:29.219 --> 00:01:30.929 Dewey, don't be scared, 00:01:30.970 --> 00:01:32.597 but there's a big spider next to you. 00:01:32.639 --> 00:01:36.392 Yeah, Dad. There's always a spider on Bacon Day. 00:01:36.434 --> 00:01:38.186 You know, I'm not feeling that good. 00:01:38.228 --> 00:01:40.021 I could give Dad some of mine, 00:01:40.063 --> 00:01:42.398 but that's not really in the true spirit of Bacon Day. 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:43.566 Mom, my stomach hurts. 00:01:43.608 --> 00:01:44.818 So does mine. 00:01:44.859 --> 00:01:47.320 I'm not kidding, it's really sore. 00:01:47.362 --> 00:01:48.780 Ow! It hurts! 00:01:48.822 --> 00:01:49.614 Shut up, Reese. 00:01:49.656 --> 00:01:51.157 Mom... I see spots! 00:01:51.199 --> 00:01:52.700 Mommy! 00:01:52.784 --> 00:01:54.035 All right, that's enough. 00:01:54.119 --> 00:01:56.037 I don't care what test you didn't study for 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:57.497 or what assignment you didn't do, 00:01:57.539 --> 00:01:58.832 you're going to school. 00:01:58.873 --> 00:01:59.999 You know, now that you mention it... 00:01:59.999 --> 00:02:01.501 Everybody's going. 00:02:03.336 --> 00:02:05.255 Sir, what are you doing? 00:02:05.338 --> 00:02:06.923 Why are you taking away our TV? 00:02:07.006 --> 00:02:08.925 It's for your own good, cadet. 00:02:09.008 --> 00:02:11.261 But that is the only thing that makes this place bearable. 00:02:11.344 --> 00:02:14.264 Television rots the mind, cadet. 00:02:14.347 --> 00:02:16.099 How can you focus on your studies 00:02:16.182 --> 00:02:17.767 and improve your character 00:02:17.851 --> 00:02:21.688 if your brain is full of your Morks and your Mindys? 00:02:21.729 --> 00:02:24.274 Now you'll have time for more worthwhile endeavors. 00:02:24.357 --> 00:02:26.192 Write a letter. I'm sure your parole officers 00:02:26.234 --> 00:02:28.862 will appreciate the personal touch. 00:02:28.903 --> 00:02:31.698 Okay, that is ridiculous. 00:02:31.739 --> 00:02:32.824 I mean, we should do something. 00:02:32.866 --> 00:02:34.242 He's right. 00:02:34.284 --> 00:02:36.119 Spangler doesn't get to make arbitrary decisions 00:02:36.161 --> 00:02:37.620 about our lives. 00:02:37.662 --> 00:02:40.415 He can't tell us where to go and what to do. 00:02:40.456 --> 00:02:42.458 Oh, wait... he can. 00:02:42.500 --> 00:02:44.002 Face it, Francis, 00:02:44.043 --> 00:02:45.795 we're like prisoners but without the rights. 00:02:45.837 --> 00:02:47.213 Okay, so we're helpless. 00:02:47.255 --> 00:02:50.466 But even helpless people have options. 00:02:50.508 --> 00:02:53.052 History is full of supposedly powerless people 00:02:53.094 --> 00:02:56.222 who found a way to stand up to their oppressors. 00:02:56.306 --> 00:02:57.390 What are you talking about? 00:02:57.473 --> 00:02:59.058 Civil disobedience. 00:02:59.142 --> 00:03:00.727 You know, like a hunger strike. 00:03:00.768 --> 00:03:02.395 We could do that. 00:03:02.395 --> 00:03:05.315 I mean, he doesn't want a bunch of starving kids on his hands. 00:03:05.398 --> 00:03:06.316 That would totally work. 00:03:06.399 --> 00:03:07.317 I don't know. 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:08.401 Isn't that a bit drastic? 00:03:08.443 --> 00:03:09.819 Can't we wait till after lunch? 00:03:09.903 --> 00:03:11.404 What are we having? Shepherd's pie. 00:03:11.404 --> 00:03:13.406 The strike starts now! 00:03:15.950 --> 00:03:17.785 Malcolm, why are you walking like that? 00:03:17.827 --> 00:03:19.495 My side still hurts. 00:03:19.579 --> 00:03:21.080 But it's the weekend. 00:03:26.085 --> 00:03:27.795 Okay, everybody get in the car. 00:03:27.837 --> 00:03:29.797 We're going to the hospital. 00:03:32.508 --> 00:03:35.261 Mom, why does that man have a lightbulb stuck... 00:03:35.303 --> 00:03:38.097 Dewey, get away from there. 00:03:38.806 --> 00:03:40.099 Dad, you okay? 00:03:40.141 --> 00:03:41.142 I'm fine, son. 00:03:41.184 --> 00:03:43.144 Just not a big fan of hospitals. 00:03:43.186 --> 00:03:45.313 Oh, they can dress it up with plants and pictures, 00:03:45.355 --> 00:03:48.274 but let's face it, this place is a slaughterhouse. 00:03:48.316 --> 00:03:49.359 Hal... 00:03:50.485 --> 00:03:51.569 Okay, we've run some tests. 00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:53.279 His white count is 12.2, 00:03:53.321 --> 00:03:54.989 and with these acute abdominal pains, 00:03:55.031 --> 00:03:57.575 I'm pretty sure we're looking at appendicitis. 00:03:57.617 --> 00:03:58.618 We'll hold him 00:03:58.701 --> 00:04:00.203 for observation tonight, 00:04:00.245 --> 00:04:02.372 and then tomorrow he'll probably need surgery. 00:04:02.413 --> 00:04:03.581 I'm having surgery? 00:04:03.623 --> 00:04:05.458 There's nothing to worry about, son. 00:04:05.541 --> 00:04:07.377 You'll barely even have a scar. 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:09.379 If you can just sign these release forms, 00:04:09.462 --> 00:04:11.214 we'll check him in. 00:04:11.297 --> 00:04:12.840 They're going to cut you open? 00:04:12.882 --> 00:04:14.300 Like a trout. 00:04:14.342 --> 00:04:15.468 Don't worry, you won't feel a thing; 00:04:15.510 --> 00:04:16.552 you'll be unconscious. 00:04:16.636 --> 00:04:18.054 Not necessarily. 00:04:18.137 --> 00:04:20.223 I saw this thing on TV where this guy woke up 00:04:20.306 --> 00:04:21.474 in the middle of his operation 00:04:21.516 --> 00:04:23.476 and could feel everything they were doing, 00:04:23.518 --> 00:04:27.397 but he was paralyzed and couldn't even scream. 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.565 Reese, for the love of God, stop talking. 00:04:29.649 --> 00:04:31.192 Mom... Honey, don't worry about it. 00:04:31.234 --> 00:04:32.652 You're going to have your own TV, 00:04:32.652 --> 00:04:34.028 you're going to have people to wait on you; 00:04:34.070 --> 00:04:35.321 it's going to be a lot better 00:04:35.363 --> 00:04:36.489 than being at home. 00:04:39.158 --> 00:04:41.202 Why do I have to stay in the kids' ward? 00:04:41.244 --> 00:04:42.954 I'm sorry, honey, but you're six months too young 00:04:42.996 --> 00:04:43.997 to have an adult room. 00:04:44.038 --> 00:04:45.331 I hear if you're really good, 00:04:45.373 --> 00:04:48.042 they'll put apple juice in your sippy cup. 00:04:49.377 --> 00:04:51.337 Dad, do you want to wait out in the car? 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:54.382 No. I'm okay. 00:04:54.424 --> 00:04:56.426 I'm fine. 00:04:56.467 --> 00:04:58.177 I'm on a beach. 00:04:58.177 --> 00:05:00.513 There's the surf, there's sand, 00:05:00.596 --> 00:05:02.515 there's... needles. 00:05:02.598 --> 00:05:06.602 There's the horrible choking stench of hospital antiseptic. 00:05:06.644 --> 00:05:07.645 Hal! 00:05:07.687 --> 00:05:08.980 Coming. 00:05:09.022 --> 00:05:10.523 I think I better take your father home. 00:05:10.606 --> 00:05:12.025 You'll be okay. 00:05:15.528 --> 00:05:17.530 Hey, feel better, sport. 00:05:18.781 --> 00:05:20.074 Reese, give your brother a hug. 00:05:20.116 --> 00:05:21.117 Aw, Mom. 00:05:21.200 --> 00:05:22.785 Do it! 00:05:24.579 --> 00:05:26.080 If you tell anyone I hugged you, 00:05:26.122 --> 00:05:27.540 I'll put you right back in here. 00:05:28.583 --> 00:05:30.376 Bye. 00:05:31.544 --> 00:05:33.963 Why did she make him hug me? 00:05:35.548 --> 00:05:38.718 Wait. Why did she make him hug me? 00:05:39.969 --> 00:05:42.472 Wow, it's sure quiet without Malcolm here. 00:05:42.555 --> 00:05:43.765 Poor little guy. 00:05:43.806 --> 00:05:45.475 There's an extra pork chop. Mine! 00:05:47.894 --> 00:05:49.270 Go ahead. I'm stuffed. 00:05:49.312 --> 00:05:50.104 Me, too. 00:05:50.146 --> 00:05:51.481 So am I. 00:05:51.522 --> 00:05:53.691 I was just hoping someone would fight me for it. 00:05:55.651 --> 00:05:57.695 Hey, can we play "March and Conquer"? 00:05:57.737 --> 00:05:59.238 That game's no fun. 00:05:59.322 --> 00:06:01.908 Malcolm always creams us in, like, five minutes. 00:06:01.908 --> 00:06:03.326 Yeah, can we? 00:06:04.410 --> 00:06:05.995 I... don't know. 00:06:06.037 --> 00:06:07.580 Please? 00:06:07.663 --> 00:06:09.332 We need at least three people or we can't play. 00:06:10.666 --> 00:06:12.251 Oh, all right. 00:06:13.544 --> 00:06:14.587 Okay, Lois, 00:06:14.670 --> 00:06:16.589 let's see how well you defend the Black Sea 00:06:16.672 --> 00:06:18.591 without Bosporus and the Dardanelles. 00:06:18.674 --> 00:06:20.802 Yeah, yeah, just wait. 00:06:20.843 --> 00:06:23.012 Wow, it's been an hour and I'm still in the game. 00:06:23.096 --> 00:06:25.681 I usually tip the board over way before now. 00:06:25.765 --> 00:06:27.517 Guess what? 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:29.519 We look just like the family on the box. 00:06:29.602 --> 00:06:30.812 Oh, yeah. 00:06:30.853 --> 00:06:32.438 Can I be the little girl? 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:34.273 Not on my watch, son. 00:06:40.613 --> 00:06:42.198 You want to play "Go Fish"? 00:06:42.281 --> 00:06:46.285 No. I didn't want to play five minutes ago. 00:06:46.285 --> 00:06:49.163 I didn't want to play an hour ago. 00:06:49.205 --> 00:06:51.541 I don't want to play! 00:06:53.501 --> 00:06:55.086 You got any fives? 00:06:56.712 --> 00:06:58.631 And this is our inflamed appendix. 00:06:58.714 --> 00:07:01.134 The patient arrived today complaining 00:07:01.217 --> 00:07:03.636 of abdominal pain in the right lower quadrant. 00:07:03.719 --> 00:07:04.929 Ow! 00:07:04.971 --> 00:07:06.764 We're going to have to start him on an I.V. 00:07:06.806 --> 00:07:08.307 Cathryn? 00:07:08.307 --> 00:07:09.142 Oh, God. 00:07:09.142 --> 00:07:10.393 Not me again. 00:07:10.435 --> 00:07:11.727 Please! 00:07:11.769 --> 00:07:13.479 It'll be fine this time, Cathryn. 00:07:13.479 --> 00:07:14.981 Accidents happen. 00:07:14.981 --> 00:07:16.816 Can maybe someone else... Helmut will hold him still. 00:07:22.864 --> 00:07:24.323 If you feel pain, 00:07:24.365 --> 00:07:27.952 you can bite down on his hand just as hard as you want. 00:07:27.952 --> 00:07:29.662 Helmut won't mind. 00:07:35.460 --> 00:07:37.628 How long has it been since we ate? 00:07:37.628 --> 00:07:40.506 33 hours, 12 minutes. 00:07:40.548 --> 00:07:42.967 Oh, man, they're serving dinner right now. 00:07:43.009 --> 00:07:44.469 Ten-hut! 00:07:47.805 --> 00:07:52.935 I found myself eating the last several meals alone. 00:07:52.977 --> 00:07:54.437 Are we dieting? 00:07:54.479 --> 00:07:56.898 Don't tell me it's prom season already. 00:07:56.939 --> 00:07:58.733 We're on a hunger strike, sir. 00:07:58.774 --> 00:08:01.068 We're not eating until you return the television. 00:08:01.110 --> 00:08:05.239 Ah... passive resistance. 00:08:05.281 --> 00:08:08.743 The last resort of slackers and sissies. 00:08:08.784 --> 00:08:09.827 What about Gandhi? 00:08:09.911 --> 00:08:11.579 Sissy. 00:08:11.621 --> 00:08:13.831 We're making a stand here, sir. 00:08:13.915 --> 00:08:16.250 We will not back down until we get justice. 00:08:16.292 --> 00:08:17.960 Now let me see if I've got this straight. 00:08:18.002 --> 00:08:22.590 I get to continue to eat, but you don't. 00:08:22.632 --> 00:08:25.426 Ooh, I feel the pressure already. 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:30.306 Ow, make it stop. 00:09:01.087 --> 00:09:03.005 Go, Mom! Nice! 00:09:03.047 --> 00:09:03.881 Go, Mom! 00:09:03.965 --> 00:09:05.883 Okay, you can do this the easy way 00:09:05.967 --> 00:09:07.343 and surrender with dignity, 00:09:07.385 --> 00:09:08.719 or I can destroy you. 00:09:08.719 --> 00:09:11.347 You forget, I still have Antarctica, 00:09:11.389 --> 00:09:12.640 gateway to New Zealand. 00:09:12.682 --> 00:09:13.808 You got nothing. 00:09:13.849 --> 00:09:14.976 Any roll other than three, 00:09:15.017 --> 00:09:16.894 and the world is mine. 00:09:16.978 --> 00:09:18.854 Three, three, three. 00:09:18.896 --> 00:09:19.855 Three. 00:09:19.897 --> 00:09:21.566 Yeah! Yay! Yes! 00:09:21.566 --> 00:09:23.192 Oh, sorry, honey, you tried really hard. 00:09:23.234 --> 00:09:24.902 And for a while there, I thought you might actually be... 00:09:24.986 --> 00:09:26.404 Rematch. 00:09:26.487 --> 00:09:27.822 All right. 00:09:27.863 --> 00:09:29.907 Hal, it's after midnight. Rematch. 00:09:29.991 --> 00:09:32.827 Set up the board. 00:09:32.868 --> 00:09:34.078 I'll do it. 00:09:35.496 --> 00:09:37.582 Here he is. 00:09:38.416 --> 00:09:39.834 What? 00:09:39.917 --> 00:09:42.962 You just keep quiet. You're in good hands. 00:09:44.088 --> 00:09:45.506 This is to keep your head still 00:09:45.590 --> 00:09:48.301 so Mr. Laser can do his job. 00:09:48.342 --> 00:09:49.427 Huh? 00:09:49.468 --> 00:09:50.803 Psst. 00:10:02.607 --> 00:10:04.483 Shh. 00:10:14.327 --> 00:10:16.078 Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. They made me use a bedpan 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:17.830 even though I could walk. 00:10:17.872 --> 00:10:19.790 They turned off the lights at 6:30 so I couldn't even read. 00:10:19.832 --> 00:10:23.085 And last night, some man put a metal cage on my head. 00:10:23.127 --> 00:10:24.879 They were going to operate on my brain. 00:10:24.920 --> 00:10:26.422 Bedpan. 00:10:26.464 --> 00:10:27.798 Sweetie, I'm sure 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:29.216 it was just a bad dream. 00:10:29.258 --> 00:10:30.968 Besides, I'm feeling a lot better now. 00:10:31.010 --> 00:10:32.678 I don't even think I need surgery. 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.472 It's okay. Surgery makes everybody a little scared. 00:10:34.513 --> 00:10:36.849 Trust me, this is going to be over before you know it. 00:10:36.891 --> 00:10:39.310 Between the stench of disease 00:10:39.352 --> 00:10:42.813 and all those waffles, I don't feel very well. 00:10:42.855 --> 00:10:43.689 What waffles? 00:10:43.773 --> 00:10:44.690 Oh, man, you missed it. 00:10:44.774 --> 00:10:45.941 We went to Pancake Pete's. 00:10:45.983 --> 00:10:47.693 We never go out to breakfast. 00:10:47.777 --> 00:10:49.987 Well, we stayed up late playing March and Conquer, 00:10:50.029 --> 00:10:51.656 and your mother was too tired to cook. 00:10:51.656 --> 00:10:54.408 You guys played March and Conquer without me? 00:10:54.492 --> 00:10:56.160 Oh, Malcolm, you didn't miss anything last night. 00:10:56.202 --> 00:10:57.745 These guys are a bunch of pushovers. 00:10:57.828 --> 00:11:01.499 Pushovers? I held Kamchatka for three hours. 00:11:01.540 --> 00:11:02.917 Look, we're going to take the boys home, 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:04.335 and then your dad and I will be back 00:11:04.377 --> 00:11:05.920 in time for your operation, okay? 00:11:09.382 --> 00:11:12.093 Dewey, you're wearing my shirt. 00:11:12.176 --> 00:11:14.220 Am I? 00:11:20.893 --> 00:11:22.853 I'm so hungry. 00:11:22.895 --> 00:11:25.356 I think we proved our point. 00:11:25.398 --> 00:11:30.861 Guys, this hunger strike will only work if we stick together. 00:11:30.903 --> 00:11:32.780 Now, we can do this. 00:11:32.822 --> 00:11:34.240 Our stomachs have shrunk. 00:11:34.281 --> 00:11:35.741 The hardest part is over. 00:11:35.783 --> 00:11:38.577 Good morning, cadets. 00:11:38.619 --> 00:11:42.039 I must say, it is inspiring 00:11:42.081 --> 00:11:44.041 to see young men with the courage 00:11:44.083 --> 00:11:46.961 to stand up for the things they believe in. 00:11:47.002 --> 00:11:48.963 Two whole days. 00:11:49.004 --> 00:11:52.383 What an impressive show of civil disobedience. 00:11:52.425 --> 00:11:54.593 That's the kind of intestinal fortitude 00:11:54.635 --> 00:11:58.055 that can only be properly honored by an omelet bar. 00:12:02.393 --> 00:12:04.562 Tempting us with food isn't going to work, sir. 00:12:04.603 --> 00:12:05.813 Of course not. 00:12:05.896 --> 00:12:07.064 These delicious eggs 00:12:07.106 --> 00:12:09.442 and choice of scrumptious fillings are for me. 00:12:09.483 --> 00:12:10.985 Now, here's my dilemma. 00:12:11.068 --> 00:12:13.571 What shall I put in my omelet? 00:12:13.612 --> 00:12:15.448 Black forest ham? 00:12:15.489 --> 00:12:16.991 Imported cheese? 00:12:17.074 --> 00:12:19.076 Porcini mushrooms? 00:12:19.076 --> 00:12:21.078 Porcini? 00:12:21.078 --> 00:12:22.288 Oh, what the heck! 00:12:22.329 --> 00:12:23.581 Give me the works. 00:12:23.622 --> 00:12:25.833 Mmm. 00:12:25.875 --> 00:12:28.294 There's our fallen comrade. 00:12:28.335 --> 00:12:30.129 I love Room 124. 00:12:30.171 --> 00:12:32.298 When's the... 00:12:32.339 --> 00:12:34.133 appendix... 00:12:34.175 --> 00:12:35.926 coming out? 00:12:35.968 --> 00:12:37.970 Tonight, but-- I don't know-- I'm feeling better. 00:12:38.012 --> 00:12:39.889 Maybe I don't need the operation. 00:12:40.973 --> 00:12:41.974 What are you talking about?! 00:12:42.016 --> 00:12:43.642 Of course you need the operation! 00:12:43.684 --> 00:12:45.227 But what if... Don't you understand? 00:12:45.269 --> 00:12:46.937 You're sitting on a gold mine. 00:12:46.979 --> 00:12:50.024 Ride the guilt train, baby, as far as it'll take you. 00:12:50.065 --> 00:12:51.859 My adenoids got me this watch. 00:12:51.901 --> 00:12:55.696 My strangulated * got me a week at Disneyland. 00:12:56.447 --> 00:13:00.034 I'm one.... procedure... 00:13:00.117 --> 00:13:02.036 from a... 00:13:02.119 --> 00:13:04.121 Range Rover. 00:13:05.372 --> 00:13:06.957 Well, we got two hours till we have to 00:13:06.999 --> 00:13:08.125 go back to the hospital. 00:13:08.125 --> 00:13:09.960 You want to order in or eat leftovers? 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:11.128 Well, I'd say "you decide," 00:13:11.170 --> 00:13:13.047 but then I'd be a pushover, wouldn't I? 00:13:13.130 --> 00:13:14.215 What are you talking about? 00:13:14.298 --> 00:13:15.633 March and Conquer. 00:13:15.674 --> 00:13:17.051 You called me a pushover. 00:13:17.134 --> 00:13:18.135 Don't deny it. 00:13:18.135 --> 00:13:19.970 Come on, honey, I trounced you. 00:13:20.012 --> 00:13:21.972 Just because you got all the good dice rolls 00:13:22.014 --> 00:13:24.058 and you weren't saddled with Brazil to protect. 00:13:24.141 --> 00:13:25.559 A-And I wouldn't call it "trounced." 00:13:25.643 --> 00:13:26.894 What would you say? 00:13:26.977 --> 00:13:28.020 Demolished? 00:13:29.146 --> 00:13:31.607 Creamed? 00:13:31.649 --> 00:13:34.443 Annihilated? 00:13:34.485 --> 00:13:36.946 Get the board. 00:13:39.114 --> 00:13:40.616 How are you, Tiger? 00:13:40.658 --> 00:13:43.285 I want you to note the bedside manner. 00:13:43.327 --> 00:13:44.578 Dr. Harrison, I'm glad you're here. 00:13:44.620 --> 00:13:46.622 I wanted to talk to you. 00:13:46.664 --> 00:13:48.457 I feeling a lot better now, 00:13:48.499 --> 00:13:50.000 and my temperature's been down for six hours, 00:13:50.042 --> 00:13:52.503 and I'm thinking that maybe my first blood test 00:13:52.503 --> 00:13:54.171 wasn't accurate. 00:13:54.255 --> 00:13:56.507 Now, this is what we call a hysterical patient. 00:13:56.507 --> 00:13:58.175 I'm not hysterical. 00:13:58.259 --> 00:14:00.177 I just think it'd be smart to run another blood test 00:14:00.261 --> 00:14:01.929 before you commit to cutting me open. 00:14:01.971 --> 00:14:04.014 Why, that's a terrific idea. 00:14:04.056 --> 00:14:06.016 Really terrific. 00:14:06.016 --> 00:14:07.685 We'll see you later. 00:14:08.853 --> 00:14:11.105 What's wrong with you people?! 00:14:11.188 --> 00:14:12.898 Labs make mistakes! 00:14:12.940 --> 00:14:14.942 Listen to me! 00:14:15.025 --> 00:14:18.112 I declare war on that blue country! 00:14:18.195 --> 00:14:19.572 Reese, why are you attacking me? 00:14:19.613 --> 00:14:20.614 Your dad's wide open. 00:14:20.698 --> 00:14:22.366 What are you saying, Lois, 00:14:22.408 --> 00:14:25.035 that the boys and I have formed a secret alliance against you? 00:14:26.579 --> 00:14:30.082 Hal, that's my foot you're tapping Morse code onto. 00:14:34.211 --> 00:14:36.130 I can't take this anymore. 00:14:36.213 --> 00:14:39.675 If I don't eat soon, I'm going to pass out. 00:14:39.717 --> 00:14:41.260 This isn't worth it. 00:14:41.302 --> 00:14:43.053 I agree with Finley. 00:14:43.095 --> 00:14:44.930 Who are you? 00:14:44.972 --> 00:14:46.640 Your roommate. 00:14:46.682 --> 00:14:48.642 Oh. Yeah. 00:14:48.684 --> 00:14:51.061 Hey, after the luau, you want to go parasailing? 00:14:51.103 --> 00:14:52.104 What? 00:14:52.146 --> 00:14:54.064 Snap out of it. 00:14:54.064 --> 00:14:56.233 You're talking crazy. 00:14:56.317 --> 00:14:57.693 Why would we have a luau 00:14:57.735 --> 00:14:59.695 when we're trapped in a disabled submarine? 00:14:59.737 --> 00:15:00.988 Wait. 00:15:01.030 --> 00:15:02.239 I hear tapping. 00:15:02.323 --> 00:15:04.241 Come on, guys, we're doing good. 00:15:04.325 --> 00:15:06.577 I think we're on the right track here. 00:15:06.577 --> 00:15:10.247 If we keep this up, Commandant... 00:15:10.289 --> 00:15:11.582 Uh... 00:15:11.624 --> 00:15:12.166 Spangler? 00:15:12.249 --> 00:15:14.460 Yes. Spangler. 00:15:14.501 --> 00:15:16.420 Commandant Spangler will have no choice 00:15:16.420 --> 00:15:18.255 but to meet our demands. 00:15:18.255 --> 00:15:20.424 Francis? 00:15:24.261 --> 00:15:25.763 It's time we talked. 00:15:25.804 --> 00:15:28.641 Will you gentlemen excuse us, please? 00:15:44.156 --> 00:15:46.158 Take your time. 00:15:48.160 --> 00:15:49.912 Yes! Madagascar is mine! 00:15:49.954 --> 00:15:51.538 Let me see those dice. 00:15:51.580 --> 00:15:54.124 Are you accusing me of cheating?! 00:15:54.208 --> 00:15:55.793 Don't be ridiculous. 00:16:01.382 --> 00:16:03.217 That's the pizza delivery man. 00:16:03.258 --> 00:16:04.301 Why don't you get it? 00:16:06.303 --> 00:16:08.722 So my artillery can mysteriously disappear 00:16:08.764 --> 00:16:11.308 like it did when I went to get a glass of water. 00:16:11.392 --> 00:16:12.810 Or when I went to the bathroom 00:16:12.893 --> 00:16:15.312 and your tanks just materialized on my border. 00:16:15.396 --> 00:16:16.981 I'm not getting it. 00:16:21.902 --> 00:16:23.696 Come in! 00:16:23.737 --> 00:16:25.864 It's locked! 00:16:27.366 --> 00:16:28.867 Try the window! 00:16:28.909 --> 00:16:30.244 What?! 00:16:30.327 --> 00:16:32.162 Haven't you ever delivered pizza before?! 00:16:32.162 --> 00:16:33.831 Come in through the window! 00:16:33.872 --> 00:16:36.333 It's locked, too! 00:16:42.172 --> 00:16:44.842 Okay, thanks anyway! 00:16:50.848 --> 00:16:53.976 Here. Take this. 00:16:54.018 --> 00:16:55.269 What's this for? 00:16:55.310 --> 00:16:56.520 Sedatives. 00:16:56.603 --> 00:16:58.605 Your surgery has been moved up. 00:16:58.647 --> 00:16:59.815 What do you mean, moved up? 00:16:59.857 --> 00:17:01.191 My parents aren't even here. 00:17:01.275 --> 00:17:04.028 I'm sure they've been notified. 00:17:04.111 --> 00:17:05.362 Look, I'm not taking these 00:17:05.446 --> 00:17:07.364 until after I get another blood test. 00:17:07.448 --> 00:17:09.366 Take the pills. 00:17:09.450 --> 00:17:10.784 No! I'm not going to! 00:17:10.826 --> 00:17:13.120 You can't force... 00:17:14.496 --> 00:17:16.040 I know you are frightened, 00:17:16.123 --> 00:17:18.375 and that is normal for a little boy. 00:17:18.459 --> 00:17:21.378 But now you must let the grown-ups handle things. 00:17:21.462 --> 00:17:25.382 All you have to do is relax and let the pills take effect. 00:17:28.260 --> 00:17:29.303 That's a good boy. 00:17:49.615 --> 00:17:51.408 It's your move, Reese. 00:17:51.450 --> 00:17:53.535 What are you going to do? 00:17:53.577 --> 00:17:54.620 I don't know! 00:17:54.661 --> 00:17:55.954 I'm hungry. 00:17:55.996 --> 00:17:57.539 Reese, if you attack me, you're grounded. 00:17:57.581 --> 00:17:59.500 If you don't attack her, you're grounded! 00:17:59.541 --> 00:18:00.667 Stop it! 00:18:00.709 --> 00:18:02.377 I don't want to play anymore! 00:18:02.419 --> 00:18:03.420 I hate this game. 00:18:03.504 --> 00:18:04.713 It's never been this horrible, 00:18:04.755 --> 00:18:07.257 even when Malcolm was kicking our *s. 00:18:09.259 --> 00:18:10.761 He's right. 00:18:10.761 --> 00:18:12.429 Look what we've become. 00:18:12.513 --> 00:18:14.431 Without Malcolm humiliating us, 00:18:14.515 --> 00:18:16.433 our worst competitive instincts took over. 00:18:16.517 --> 00:18:20.395 I'm ashamed for all of us. 00:18:20.437 --> 00:18:22.773 So, you're quitting? 00:18:22.773 --> 00:18:24.441 Let it go, Lois. 00:18:24.525 --> 00:18:26.443 Ah, you're right. 00:18:26.527 --> 00:18:28.403 Reese, do the honors. 00:18:29.947 --> 00:18:32.032 Good. Now, who wants to go outside 00:18:32.116 --> 00:18:34.368 and watch me burn the evil game? 00:18:35.619 --> 00:18:37.204 I have to admit, cadet, 00:18:37.287 --> 00:18:39.623 I thought you boys would have surrendered by now, 00:18:39.665 --> 00:18:41.792 but instead, you have shown 00:18:41.834 --> 00:18:43.877 strength of will, teamwork, 00:18:43.961 --> 00:18:45.379 and a willingness to sacrifice. 00:18:45.462 --> 00:18:47.047 Well done. 00:18:47.131 --> 00:18:48.674 With what? 00:18:48.715 --> 00:18:49.883 The strike. 00:18:49.967 --> 00:18:51.802 Right, right, the strike. 00:18:51.802 --> 00:18:54.429 Well, that's good, 'cause... 00:18:54.471 --> 00:18:56.390 we weren't going to do... 00:18:56.431 --> 00:19:00.060 the thing... until we got back... 00:19:01.270 --> 00:19:02.479 Well, you know. 00:19:04.148 --> 00:19:06.567 Yes, I believe I do. 00:19:07.734 --> 00:19:10.487 Shall we discuss terms? 00:19:10.571 --> 00:19:11.655 We did it. 00:19:11.738 --> 00:19:12.990 The strike's over. 00:19:12.990 --> 00:19:13.991 We won! 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:18.996 We got his magic hat! 00:19:19.997 --> 00:19:21.582 What about the television? 00:19:21.623 --> 00:19:23.959 Huh? 00:19:27.838 --> 00:19:29.506 Here's your blood test, man. 00:19:29.590 --> 00:19:30.924 Thanks. Here's my urine. 00:19:30.966 --> 00:19:32.759 Good luck on the drug test, 00:19:32.801 --> 00:19:35.179 but I really think you should get some help. 00:19:37.014 --> 00:19:38.432 I knew it! 00:19:40.517 --> 00:19:41.602 Oh, good-- Helmut. 00:19:41.685 --> 00:19:43.437 I've been looking all over for you. 00:19:43.520 --> 00:19:44.855 I have great news. 00:19:44.855 --> 00:19:46.440 You see, I just had another blood test, 00:19:46.523 --> 00:19:49.193 and it shows that I really don't need surgery, because... 00:19:49.193 --> 00:19:50.736 If the blood count goes down to normal, 00:19:50.777 --> 00:19:52.446 that means it isn't appendicitis. 00:19:52.529 --> 00:19:53.697 It was probably just a transient infection 00:19:53.739 --> 00:19:55.449 or maybe even a cold sore. 00:19:55.532 --> 00:19:57.409 Yes, little boy. 00:20:00.537 --> 00:20:04.082 I need... to talk to Dr. Harrison. 00:20:04.124 --> 00:20:05.959 Count backwards from a hundred. 00:20:06.043 --> 00:20:08.295 Hi there, sport. 00:20:08.378 --> 00:20:10.297 We'll have that appendix out in no time. 00:20:13.425 --> 00:20:15.594 Okay, scalpel. 00:20:15.636 --> 00:20:18.305 Huh? Hold on a second. 00:20:20.432 --> 00:20:22.184 "Do not operate. 00:20:22.226 --> 00:20:25.812 16 and 47, platelets: 310..." 00:20:25.854 --> 00:20:28.398 These are blood test results. 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:29.608 8.4"? 00:20:29.650 --> 00:20:31.401 Is that right? 00:20:31.443 --> 00:20:33.403 "I will sue your * for malpract..." 00:20:33.445 --> 00:20:37.115 Uh, maybe we should run another blood test. 00:20:37.157 --> 00:20:38.408 Spangler was right. 00:20:38.450 --> 00:20:40.244 Who needs television? 00:20:40.285 --> 00:20:41.578 This is nice. 00:20:41.620 --> 00:20:45.457 Get some fresh air, some exercise. 00:20:45.540 --> 00:20:47.292 Nice drive. 00:20:47.376 --> 00:20:48.293 Thanks. 00:20:48.377 --> 00:20:50.462 I think this hat is magic. 00:20:52.589 --> 00:20:54.508 Right, Francis? 00:20:54.591 --> 00:20:55.592 Uh-huh. 00:20:55.592 --> 00:20:58.470 Oh, remember to replace your divots. 00:21:00.597 --> 00:21:01.974 There's nothing like two days at the hospital 00:21:02.015 --> 00:21:03.809 to make you appreciate your own home. 00:21:03.850 --> 00:21:04.935 Give me that! 00:21:04.935 --> 00:21:05.978 Oh, my God! 00:21:06.019 --> 00:21:07.521 Look at Malcolm's hospital bill. 00:21:07.604 --> 00:21:09.106 I'd hate to think what it'd cost 00:21:09.147 --> 00:21:10.524 if he'd actually had the operation. 00:21:10.607 --> 00:21:12.526 There goes our summer vacation. 00:21:12.609 --> 00:21:15.988 So we have to pay even though he was faking? 00:21:16.029 --> 00:21:17.447 I wasn't faking. 00:21:17.489 --> 00:21:19.283 I'm the one who figured out they were wrong, remember? 00:21:19.324 --> 00:21:21.118 Well, if you're such a genius, 00:21:21.159 --> 00:21:23.287 why didn't you figure it out sooner? 00:21:23.328 --> 00:21:26.707 Well, son, you want to answer that for us all? 00:21:26.748 --> 00:21:28.458 Nothing like ten seconds at home 00:21:28.500 --> 00:21:30.669 to make you appreciate the hospital.