WEBVTT 00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:20.728 Ooh, this one looks good. 00:00:20.812 --> 00:00:24.106 Large guest house, nice yard, cute kitchen. 00:00:24.190 --> 00:00:25.566 Nope. Can't live in a guest house. 00:00:25.650 --> 00:00:28.069 And yet you can live in my house house. 00:00:28.152 --> 00:00:29.111 Well, you're my sister. 00:00:29.195 --> 00:00:31.113 I can stomach being forced to interact with you. 00:00:31.197 --> 00:00:33.866 Aw, you're gonna make me cry. 00:00:35.284 --> 00:00:38.037 I know you're looking at Marci's Instagram. 00:00:38.120 --> 00:00:39.455 You should just call her. 00:00:39.538 --> 00:00:40.915 I heard she got back a few months ago, 00:00:40.998 --> 00:00:41.874 opened a little clinic, 00:00:41.957 --> 00:00:43.876 and she's been working with kids in schools. 00:00:43.959 --> 00:00:46.003 She always did have a way with children. 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:48.922 Do you guys like to explore? 00:00:49.006 --> 00:00:50.257 Yeah. 00:00:50.340 --> 00:00:53.177 Cool. Me too. And exploring is great. 00:00:53.510 --> 00:00:56.638 Until one day, you're chasing a butterfly in the Congo basin 00:00:56.722 --> 00:01:00.017 and you fall into a river full of flesh eating tigerfish. 00:01:01.810 --> 00:01:04.521 I'm sure you're nervous after the way things ended, but-- 00:01:04.604 --> 00:01:08.233 I don't need your help with Marci or anything, really. 00:01:08.650 --> 00:01:10.485 Okay. You don't need my help anymore? 00:01:10.569 --> 00:01:11.570 I've never really needed it. 00:01:11.653 --> 00:01:13.488 I taught you how to tie your shoes. 00:01:13.572 --> 00:01:14.489 I was about to figure it out. 00:01:14.573 --> 00:01:15.782 I taught you how to drive stick. 00:01:15.865 --> 00:01:17.033 I taught myself when I was 14. 00:01:17.117 --> 00:01:18.702 I was pretending to let you teach me so Dad wouldn't know. 00:01:18.785 --> 00:01:21.830 Okay, uh, what about the book of logic puzzles 00:01:21.913 --> 00:01:22.997 that you got for your ninth birthday? 00:01:22.997 --> 00:01:24.457 You begged me for help with some of those. 00:01:24.541 --> 00:01:26.543 Those don't count. There was nothing logical about them. 00:01:26.626 --> 00:01:29.629 Why would a fox transport chickens across a river? 00:01:29.712 --> 00:01:31.547 And how does he know how to operate a canoe? 00:01:31.631 --> 00:01:33.591 Okay, I don't know. Oh, my God. 00:01:33.675 --> 00:01:35.510 The point is that you are my little brother, 00:01:35.593 --> 00:01:36.969 and sometimes I know better because-- 00:01:37.053 --> 00:01:40.014 I can take care of myself. I'm a self sustaining ecosystem. 00:01:46.687 --> 00:01:48.022 Dig in, boys. 00:01:49.857 --> 00:01:51.942 To expanding our minds. 00:01:52.026 --> 00:01:54.153 To my two best bros. 00:01:55.654 --> 00:01:59.700 As your certified trip shaman, 00:01:59.783 --> 00:02:04.538 I'll be here to guide you and support you as you-- 00:02:04.622 --> 00:02:05.706 Sorry. 00:02:05.789 --> 00:02:07.708 Ooh, mine tastes like dirt. 00:02:07.791 --> 00:02:10.961 Mine, too. I heard Elon puked the first time he did them. 00:02:11.336 --> 00:02:12.588 Y'all are crazy. 00:02:14.339 --> 00:02:15.799 Mine tastes sweet. 00:02:18.927 --> 00:02:21.430 Your journey is beginning. 00:02:21.513 --> 00:02:24.766 You're all in a safe space. 00:02:25.308 --> 00:02:28.562 That is why we're taking crypto to the next level. 00:02:28.645 --> 00:02:31.231 Because you're so next level, dog. 00:02:31.940 --> 00:02:34.484 We're totally tripping. 00:02:34.943 --> 00:02:36.903 Are you feeling it, Kev? 00:02:38.530 --> 00:02:40.448 I'm feeling... 00:02:41.616 --> 00:02:43.118 ...something. 00:02:43.201 --> 00:02:46.246 Kevin's tripping balls, man. 00:02:47.705 --> 00:02:48.915 What's going on? 00:02:51.334 --> 00:02:54.128 Okay, talk to me. Do you need water? 00:02:54.212 --> 00:02:55.880 I don't like this. 00:02:55.963 --> 00:02:57.465 - Okay, something's wrong. - Kev? 00:02:57.548 --> 00:02:59.383 - I don't like this. - What's happening? 00:02:59.467 --> 00:03:01.969 Call 911. Call 911! 00:03:17.401 --> 00:03:19.612 Oh, yeah. 00:03:23.699 --> 00:03:24.742 Okay, attention everybody. 00:03:24.825 --> 00:03:26.785 Remember, tonight is the big night. 00:03:26.869 --> 00:03:29.496 I expect you all to be there, and don't be stingy. 00:03:29.580 --> 00:03:30.873 Hey, what's he talking about? 00:03:30.956 --> 00:03:33.167 The fundraiser he does every year for Children's Hospital. 00:03:33.250 --> 00:03:35.294 Did you not get like a thousand email reminders? 00:03:35.377 --> 00:03:36.628 Those emails go to my spam folder. 00:03:36.628 --> 00:03:37.796 I should probably change that. 00:03:38.630 --> 00:03:41.383 Hey, you know, it'd be really great 00:03:41.466 --> 00:03:43.260 if you two could donate big tonight. 00:03:43.343 --> 00:03:46.138 I got Channel 6 coming in to cover me 00:03:46.221 --> 00:03:48.598 handing over that giant fake check tomorrow. 00:03:48.682 --> 00:03:51.560 Seriously? You're going on TV this year? 00:03:51.643 --> 00:03:53.186 - Yeah. - Why? 00:03:53.270 --> 00:03:54.688 - To raise awareness. - Of yourself? 00:03:54.771 --> 00:03:56.940 Of terminally ill children, wise guy. 00:03:57.023 --> 00:03:59.275 And don't try to get out of it. I know all the open cases. 00:03:59.359 --> 00:04:00.944 There's nothing that can't wait till the morning. 00:04:01.027 --> 00:04:02.445 Now, if you'll excuse me, 00:04:02.529 --> 00:04:05.365 I have a giant fundraising thermometer to build. 00:04:05.448 --> 00:04:07.200 - Lily! - Hmm... 00:04:07.283 --> 00:04:08.868 - In my office. - You got it, Chief. 00:04:08.868 --> 00:04:09.035 - In my office. - You got it, Chief. 00:04:10.703 --> 00:04:12.372 Do we really have to go to this? Really? 00:04:12.830 --> 00:04:15.583 It's important to him, so unfortunately, yes. 00:04:15.666 --> 00:04:17.543 Get ready for three-- 00:04:17.627 --> 00:04:20.463 Hey, can somebody help me? 00:04:20.546 --> 00:04:24.467 I just watched my friend die and I am losing my mind. 00:04:24.550 --> 00:04:28.429 Sir, calm down and tell us everything. 00:04:29.055 --> 00:04:30.890 And take your time. 00:04:33.976 --> 00:04:36.061 2010, Haunted Hayride - 00:04:36.145 --> 00:04:38.105 first time you asked Marci out. Who made you do it? 00:04:38.189 --> 00:04:40.316 You did, and she laughed at me and said 'no', 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:41.275 like I said she would. 00:04:41.358 --> 00:04:42.484 Well, five years later, she said 'yes', 00:04:42.568 --> 00:04:43.986 so I kind of set the stage, 00:04:44.069 --> 00:04:45.654 flipped the fuse, pushed over the first-- 00:04:45.738 --> 00:04:48.031 - Hey, no, no, no! - What the hell? 00:04:48.115 --> 00:04:49.658 Is that the County Sheriff Coroner's van? 00:04:49.742 --> 00:04:51.618 No, no, no. This is our crime scene. 00:04:52.077 --> 00:04:53.579 You tell that Coroner's van to turn around. 00:04:53.662 --> 00:04:54.955 And do what? 00:04:55.038 --> 00:04:56.498 I mean, do you want him to put the body back? 00:04:56.582 --> 00:04:57.708 Yes. 00:04:57.791 --> 00:05:00.252 Any suspicious death in these city limits is EVPD's body. 00:05:00.335 --> 00:05:01.753 No, we're not treating that suspicious. 00:05:01.837 --> 00:05:03.004 He had heart meds in his backpack. 00:05:03.088 --> 00:05:05.048 Looks like an accidental OD to me. 00:05:05.465 --> 00:05:07.300 - Okay, new jacket! 00:05:07.384 --> 00:05:08.844 Is that velvet? 00:05:08.927 --> 00:05:10.804 Huh, yeah. You like this? 00:05:10.887 --> 00:05:12.806 Yeah, yeah, it's seriously nice. 00:05:12.889 --> 00:05:13.765 Thanks. 00:05:13.848 --> 00:05:17.727 Well, coming from the king of nice jackets himself, 00:05:17.811 --> 00:05:18.812 that means a lot. 00:05:18.895 --> 00:05:20.563 Wait till it gets colder. I bought a duster. 00:05:20.647 --> 00:05:22.190 Makes me look like Val Kilmer in Tombstone. 00:05:22.273 --> 00:05:23.691 I'm also here. 00:05:23.775 --> 00:05:25.068 We'd like to investigate for ourselves. 00:05:25.151 --> 00:05:26.528 Yeah, knock yourselves out. 00:05:26.611 --> 00:05:29.197 Their 'trip shaman' is inside, 00:05:29.280 --> 00:05:31.741 and, uh, we've been here an hour, by the way. 00:05:31.824 --> 00:05:33.159 It's nice for you two to show up eventually. 00:05:33.242 --> 00:05:34.994 Alright, for your information, Carson, 00:05:35.078 --> 00:05:36.579 we were interviewing crypto bro number two. 00:05:36.662 --> 00:05:38.456 Yeah, also, we're helping our dad make 00:05:38.539 --> 00:05:39.624 a giant cardboard check. 00:05:39.707 --> 00:05:41.459 Come on, man, don't tell him that. 00:05:41.542 --> 00:05:43.336 Well, a trucker found crypto bro number three 00:05:43.419 --> 00:05:45.171 running down the middle of the Interstate. 00:05:45.254 --> 00:05:46.714 Their assistant Esther 00:05:46.797 --> 00:05:48.132 picked him up and took him to the hotel, 00:05:48.215 --> 00:05:49.425 so they're at the Pinewood. 00:05:49.508 --> 00:05:51.761 I'm gonna question this so called shaman. 00:05:51.844 --> 00:05:53.387 You're gonna-- No, no, wait. 00:05:53.471 --> 00:05:55.181 Sorry. Bull in a China shop. 00:05:55.264 --> 00:05:59.018 Hey, stop. You don't question anybody solo yet. 00:05:59.101 --> 00:06:01.604 I'm Senior Detective, so I'm basically your boss. 00:06:01.687 --> 00:06:03.188 Dad is my boss. 00:06:03.522 --> 00:06:05.691 Oh, God, that's the first time I've ever said that out loud. 00:06:05.774 --> 00:06:08.986 Well, I'm in charge of the crime scene. If this is a crime scene. 00:06:09.069 --> 00:06:10.404 It's not an OD. 00:06:10.487 --> 00:06:11.697 That's not how the body responds 00:06:11.780 --> 00:06:13.157 to copious amounts of psychedelics. 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:14.449 You've seen a case like this? 00:06:14.533 --> 00:06:15.993 Nope. I spent a week in the desert 00:06:16.076 --> 00:06:17.119 doing peyote once. 00:06:17.202 --> 00:06:19.579 I was trying to prove or disprove the existence of God. 00:06:19.871 --> 00:06:20.789 And? 00:06:20.872 --> 00:06:23.583 - The results were inconclusive. - Oh. 00:06:24.835 --> 00:06:27.129 It must have been terrible to watch that happen. 00:06:27.212 --> 00:06:29.506 I should have refused their money. 00:06:29.589 --> 00:06:31.299 Their energy was so wrong. 00:06:31.383 --> 00:06:33.009 They were rude and arrogant. 00:06:33.093 --> 00:06:36.513 They were drunk, making videos. 00:06:36.596 --> 00:06:38.014 Videos? 00:06:38.098 --> 00:06:39.682 Uh, who was filming? 00:06:39.766 --> 00:06:42.143 The taller one. He had glasses. 00:06:42.227 --> 00:06:43.561 How were they rude? 00:06:43.645 --> 00:06:48.399 Oh, for starters, they were very dismissive of my crystals. 00:06:48.483 --> 00:06:52.737 Doubted the magical properties of rocks. 00:06:55.948 --> 00:06:57.408 How does it work? 00:06:57.492 --> 00:06:59.118 Do you provide them with the mushrooms? 00:06:59.202 --> 00:07:01.704 Oh, no. I'm not allowed to procure or handle them. 00:07:01.787 --> 00:07:03.748 I'm just a veteran psychonaut 00:07:03.873 --> 00:07:07.168 who acts as a safe guide for fellow travellers. 00:07:07.251 --> 00:07:09.795 Oh, my God. How could this have happened? 00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:12.381 I'm sorry. I should have offered you one of these. 00:07:12.506 --> 00:07:13.883 Thank you. 00:07:20.055 --> 00:07:22.349 Do you still have the baggies here? 00:07:22.474 --> 00:07:24.601 They're right over there. 00:07:26.186 --> 00:07:27.354 Do you happen to remember 00:07:27.479 --> 00:07:28.605 if they each brought their own baggie, 00:07:28.730 --> 00:07:30.149 or did one person hand them all out? 00:07:30.274 --> 00:07:33.527 The baggies were all in one backpack when they got here, 00:07:33.652 --> 00:07:35.571 but I didn't notice who divvied them up. 00:07:36.280 --> 00:07:38.073 That Detective said he thought it was 00:07:38.198 --> 00:07:39.866 an accidental overdose. 00:07:39.992 --> 00:07:41.868 You know, the handsome one? 00:07:41.993 --> 00:07:43.453 Um, Detective Carson? Yeah. 00:07:43.578 --> 00:07:46.832 - Um, is he handsome? - He's handsome. 00:07:46.957 --> 00:07:48.166 I don't know. We have a professional relationship, 00:07:48.166 --> 00:07:49.709 so I don't really think of him that way. 00:07:49.834 --> 00:07:51.795 He may be extremely handsome, but he's dead wrong. 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:54.381 White gills, sickly sweet smell. 00:07:54.923 --> 00:07:58.218 This baggie contains remnants of Death Cap mushrooms, 00:07:58.343 --> 00:08:00.595 the deadliest fungus known to man. 00:08:04.098 --> 00:08:08.144 Crypto bro number one, was murdered. 00:08:10.730 --> 00:08:12.690 We should probably learn their names. 00:08:22.700 --> 00:08:25.328 I saw you try and get her prints on that tissue pack. 00:08:25.453 --> 00:08:26.829 Trust me, I got 'em. 00:08:26.954 --> 00:08:29.373 I've done that trick about a million times. 00:08:30.583 --> 00:08:32.418 But they'll be latents, so you're not pulling anything 00:08:32.543 --> 00:08:34.253 without a cyanoacrylate fuming chamber, 00:08:34.378 --> 00:08:38.090 and they cost 20 grand, so I'm guessing we don't have one. 00:08:38.215 --> 00:08:40.509 Not yet, but we're about to. 00:08:41.510 --> 00:08:43.345 The hot plate heats the super glue 00:08:43.470 --> 00:08:46.974 inside the muffin cup, releasing the cyanoacrylate... 00:08:47.516 --> 00:08:49.810 And the fan provides a circulation. 00:08:50.227 --> 00:08:51.228 Voila. 00:08:51.353 --> 00:08:53.355 Instant fuming chamber made out of Bradley's leftovers 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:55.107 and some stuff we got from Lily's desk. 00:08:55.482 --> 00:08:57.526 Ten minutes, and we'll know if Skye was telling the truth. 00:08:57.651 --> 00:08:59.778 Mm, that's actually smart. 00:08:59.903 --> 00:09:02.781 Don't say "actually". I took AP chem. 00:09:02.906 --> 00:09:06.493 And trust me, with our budget, DIY hacks are your friend. 00:09:07.118 --> 00:09:09.746 Oh, shoot. We're gonna be late for Dad's thing. 00:09:10.205 --> 00:09:12.415 Can you promise to at least try and get along with him tonight? 00:09:12.540 --> 00:09:13.792 I promise nothing. 00:09:14.876 --> 00:09:17.587 Are you happy with this, Chief? 'Cause I like it. 00:09:17.712 --> 00:09:22.717 Ah, I wish I looked skinnier and the kid looked sicker. 00:09:22.842 --> 00:09:24.052 It'll have to do, though. 00:09:24.177 --> 00:09:25.803 Cardboard Hank looks perfect. 00:09:25.929 --> 00:09:29.766 - Real one is shiny in face. - Really? 00:09:29.891 --> 00:09:31.434 Lily, I need more powder. 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:32.977 Ugh, okay, but too much more, 00:09:33.102 --> 00:09:34.687 and you're gonna look like Marie Antoinette. 00:09:34.812 --> 00:09:35.772 I got a 20 00:09:35.897 --> 00:09:37.690 on the giant table-sized pizza approaching, Chief. 00:09:37.815 --> 00:09:38.649 Roger that Sarika, 00:09:38.774 --> 00:09:40.526 I like myself a giant table-sized pizza. 00:09:40.651 --> 00:09:42.945 Hey, Chief, you, um, you forgot to give me a job. 00:09:43.070 --> 00:09:47.033 Um, alright, your job is to help that idiot 00:09:47.158 --> 00:09:48.325 get that pizza through that door. 00:09:48.451 --> 00:09:50.703 If any of the toppings slide off, I'm not paying them. 00:09:50.828 --> 00:09:52.121 Alright, I'm on it. 00:09:52.621 --> 00:09:54.665 He will fail mission. 00:09:55.833 --> 00:09:57.376 Hey, what took you two so long? 00:09:57.501 --> 00:09:59.253 Oh, nothing. Just a murder investigation. 00:09:59.378 --> 00:10:01.714 Murder? You mean the mushroom overdose? 00:10:01.839 --> 00:10:02.548 It wasn't an overdose. 00:10:02.673 --> 00:10:04.133 Someone gave him Death Cap mushrooms. 00:10:04.258 --> 00:10:06.719 No, no, no, no! Don't fold it. 00:10:06.844 --> 00:10:08.512 Nadia, could you help them, please? 00:10:10.264 --> 00:10:12.182 Well at least tell me you have a suspect. 00:10:12.307 --> 00:10:13.725 We've led the County in crime clearance 00:10:13.850 --> 00:10:15.477 for the last nine years running, 00:10:15.602 --> 00:10:18.355 but Appleton is nipping at our heels. 00:10:18.647 --> 00:10:20.148 Why couldn't he have died over there? 00:10:20.273 --> 00:10:21.983 Right! That's the real tragedy here. 00:10:22.109 --> 00:10:23.276 Do you have to have a critical comment 00:10:23.402 --> 00:10:24.653 every time I say something? 00:10:24.778 --> 00:10:25.946 Do you always have to say something 00:10:26.071 --> 00:10:26.863 so worthy of criticism? 00:10:26.988 --> 00:10:28.490 Can you guys get along for 5 seconds? 00:10:28.615 --> 00:10:30.075 - I'm not doing it. - He starting it. 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:31.534 Seriously, stop! 00:10:31.743 --> 00:10:34.579 Now look, the killer had to be in the room 00:10:34.704 --> 00:10:36.998 for the right person to get the wrong bag. 00:10:37.332 --> 00:10:39.584 That leaves his two buddies and the trip shaman, 00:10:39.709 --> 00:10:41.836 but her prints weren't on the bags. 00:10:42.253 --> 00:10:44.756 Made my own cyanoacrylate fuming chamber. 00:10:44.881 --> 00:10:46.382 We're interviewing the guys in a couple of hours 00:10:46.507 --> 00:10:47.342 when they're sober. 00:10:47.467 --> 00:10:49.844 A couple of hours? You're gonna miss everything. 00:10:49.969 --> 00:10:51.262 Dad. 00:10:52.138 --> 00:10:53.306 Alright, well, how about a motive? 00:10:53.431 --> 00:10:54.265 Well, the three of them 00:10:54.390 --> 00:10:55.850 were about to take their crypto company public, 00:10:55.975 --> 00:10:57.602 - so lots of money at stake. - Hmm. 00:10:57.727 --> 00:10:59.478 Turns out one of their investors is local-- 00:10:59.604 --> 00:11:00.605 Rick Vernon. 00:11:00.730 --> 00:11:02.732 Well, Rick and I have been friends for 40 years. 00:11:02.857 --> 00:11:04.191 You've been friends with everyone in this town 00:11:04.191 --> 00:11:04.942 for 40 years. 00:11:05.067 --> 00:11:06.527 Because I'm a friendly person. 00:11:06.652 --> 00:11:09.321 Okay, they came here to discuss some last minute details 00:11:09.447 --> 00:11:10.531 of the IPO with him. 00:11:10.656 --> 00:11:11.490 Rick was also the one 00:11:11.615 --> 00:11:13.033 who got them in contact with their shaman. 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:14.076 We'd like to question him. 00:11:14.201 --> 00:11:15.661 No, you better let me handle that. 00:11:15.786 --> 00:11:18.080 Both Rick and his ex-wife are on the City Council. 00:11:18.455 --> 00:11:19.665 Gotta tread lightly there. 00:11:19.790 --> 00:11:21.583 I'll question him, and he won't even realise it. 00:11:21.709 --> 00:11:24.044 We do this little thing called 'unquestioning'. 00:11:24.169 --> 00:11:26.338 Right. Well, that's already a word. 00:11:26.463 --> 00:11:27.881 It means 'accepting things blindly'. 00:11:28.006 --> 00:11:30.300 Thank you, Professor. I left my dictionary on my desk. 00:11:30.425 --> 00:11:31.927 Uh, what is a guy your age 00:11:32.052 --> 00:11:33.053 investing in crypto for anyway? 00:11:33.178 --> 00:11:34.012 Well, after the divorce, 00:11:34.137 --> 00:11:36.640 he started wearing skinny jeans and fancy sneakers. 00:11:36.765 --> 00:11:40.102 He got a neck-lift. It's a full blown midlife crisis. 00:11:40.227 --> 00:11:41.686 Well, if he's your age, 00:11:41.812 --> 00:11:44.314 his life is way more than halfway over. 00:11:44.439 --> 00:11:45.816 Also, are you wearing makeup? 00:11:45.941 --> 00:11:47.817 Yeah, a little powder and some base. 00:11:48.235 --> 00:11:51.196 Because apparently, my life is more than halfway over. 00:11:56.576 --> 00:11:58.828 God, when can I question people on my own? 00:11:58.953 --> 00:12:00.246 When you can prove you can do it 00:12:00.371 --> 00:12:02.415 without being insulting, annoying, or generally weird. 00:12:02.540 --> 00:12:03.750 Studies show that a fear of offending 00:12:03.875 --> 00:12:05.752 leads to critical errors in high stakes jobs 00:12:05.877 --> 00:12:08.713 like Scandinavian crime fighters and Japanese aviators. 00:12:08.838 --> 00:12:11.841 Yeah, weird stuff like that. That has to stop. 00:12:17.680 --> 00:12:19.849 Hello. I'm Esther. Come on in. 00:12:19.932 --> 00:12:22.018 I'll let the guys know that you're here. 00:12:25.396 --> 00:12:27.982 Doesn't she remind you a little of Marci? 00:12:29.775 --> 00:12:31.152 I don't see it at all. 00:12:31.235 --> 00:12:32.903 Liar. 00:12:36.615 --> 00:12:40.953 This morning, it really hit me, you know... 00:12:41.036 --> 00:12:45.624 Kev was my ride or die, and he died. 00:12:46.166 --> 00:12:47.918 I'm so sorry for your loss. 00:12:48.794 --> 00:12:51.213 And Kevin was your CEO? 00:12:51.296 --> 00:12:54.424 Officially, we were all equal partners. 00:12:55.217 --> 00:12:57.052 The three amigos. 00:12:58.887 --> 00:13:00.972 Shaking up the world of crypto. 00:13:01.181 --> 00:13:02.724 So yours isn't a bogus currency 00:13:02.808 --> 00:13:05.143 whose value can be artificially manipulated with ease, or-- 00:13:05.227 --> 00:13:07.729 I'm sorry, what does any of this have to do 00:13:07.812 --> 00:13:09.105 with Kevin's accident? 00:13:09.189 --> 00:13:12.359 Uh, standard procedure in an accident like this. 00:13:12.442 --> 00:13:13.860 In case of a wrongful death claim 00:13:13.943 --> 00:13:15.862 against the shaman for providing the drugs. 00:13:15.945 --> 00:13:18.448 Uh, the shaman didn't provide the mushrooms. 00:13:18.531 --> 00:13:21.618 I bought them in Seattle. Am I in trouble? 00:13:21.701 --> 00:13:25.246 Oh, no, it's not, uh-- Or we're not, uh-- 00:13:25.330 --> 00:13:26.706 No. No. 00:13:26.789 --> 00:13:28.541 Psilocybin has been decriminalised in Seattle. 00:13:28.625 --> 00:13:30.293 You're-- You're not in any trouble at all. 00:13:30.376 --> 00:13:32.545 Now, did each of you bring your own baggie, 00:13:32.628 --> 00:13:34.922 or did one of you bring all three baggies together? 00:13:35.006 --> 00:13:36.757 We had been drinking beforehand, 00:13:36.841 --> 00:13:38.384 so honestly, it's hard to remember. 00:13:38.467 --> 00:13:39.635 Of course. 00:13:39.719 --> 00:13:42.138 And the shaman said you may have videos on your phone. 00:13:42.221 --> 00:13:44.807 Do you think I could take a look just to confirm the timeline? 00:13:44.890 --> 00:13:48.227 I also managed to lose my phone in the craziness. 00:13:48.310 --> 00:13:51.147 We've already contacted Kevin's family. 00:13:51.230 --> 00:13:53.524 Nobody wants to file a complaint. 00:13:53.941 --> 00:13:55.860 And if you don't have any more questions, 00:13:55.943 --> 00:13:57.903 we'd like to get back to mourning our friend. 00:13:57.987 --> 00:13:59.196 Actually, I have several more. 00:13:59.280 --> 00:14:00.155 Of course. 00:14:00.239 --> 00:14:01.240 We're just legally required 00:14:01.323 --> 00:14:03.575 to grab a quick urine sample from both of you first. 00:14:03.659 --> 00:14:05.994 The mushrooms may have been tainted with a toxic substance. 00:14:06.078 --> 00:14:08.580 We need to know if there's a public health risk. 00:14:08.956 --> 00:14:11.917 Again, just standard procedure, as per the CDC. 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:14.962 This is ridiculous. We didn't do anything wrong. 00:14:15.045 --> 00:14:17.047 It's cool, bro. 00:14:17.339 --> 00:14:19.341 We don't want anyone else to get sick. 00:14:24.137 --> 00:14:27.224 So let me guess, that was to get their fingerprints too, right? 00:14:27.307 --> 00:14:30.477 Yeah, but I also wanted to see how they'd react. 00:14:30.560 --> 00:14:31.561 On Earth, we call it 00:14:31.645 --> 00:14:32.979 understanding human behaviour. 00:14:33.063 --> 00:14:34.939 Something you definitely need my help with. 00:14:35.023 --> 00:14:35.857 And right now, 00:14:35.940 --> 00:14:38.109 are you helping me learn how to do a nine point turn? 00:14:38.193 --> 00:14:40.320 Shut up. They built it wrong. 00:14:40.403 --> 00:14:41.779 Equally suspicious 00:14:41.863 --> 00:14:44.199 that the other one lost his phone. 00:14:44.824 --> 00:14:46.034 Yeah, and what about the assistant? 00:14:46.117 --> 00:14:47.994 She bought the mushrooms. 00:14:48.077 --> 00:14:50.288 No, can't place Esther at the scene. 00:14:50.371 --> 00:14:53.499 Ooh, Esther! Whoa... 00:14:53.583 --> 00:14:57.587 Well, I don't think you want to consider Esther a suspect 00:14:57.670 --> 00:15:00.339 because you have a little crush. 00:15:00.923 --> 00:15:02.842 That is an outrageous accusation. 00:15:02.925 --> 00:15:06.345 Come on. She obviously reminds you of Marci, and-- 00:15:06.429 --> 00:15:08.597 - It's a tight turn! 00:15:17.314 --> 00:15:19.275 They make a cut right here, 00:15:19.358 --> 00:15:23.487 and then they zig, zag, zig, right down to the Adam's apple. 00:15:23.570 --> 00:15:26.156 And that's why they call it a 'Z-plasty'. 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:27.699 Oh, my God, Rick, 00:15:27.783 --> 00:15:30.494 it's like you've got the neck of a 30 year old again. 00:15:30.577 --> 00:15:33.205 It's amazing. Oh, speaking of which, 00:15:33.288 --> 00:15:35.707 how about that poor kid that OD'd, huh? 00:15:36.291 --> 00:15:37.793 I heard you invested in his company. 00:15:37.876 --> 00:15:40.587 - Oh, so awful, you know? - Yeah. 00:15:40.670 --> 00:15:42.714 The worst part is I'm the reason they're here. 00:15:42.798 --> 00:15:44.090 Well, don't beat yourself up about it. 00:15:44.174 --> 00:15:45.717 I mean, they would have found a place to party 00:15:45.800 --> 00:15:47.093 with or without you. 00:15:47.761 --> 00:15:49.763 Celebrating the big IPO, I understand. 00:15:49.846 --> 00:15:51.348 It was supposed to be in May, 00:15:51.431 --> 00:15:53.683 but one of their competitors is going public soon. 00:15:53.767 --> 00:15:56.394 I couldn't talk them out of moving it up. 00:15:56.478 --> 00:15:58.313 Generation never listens. 00:15:58.396 --> 00:16:02.025 I blame phones and weak moral character. 00:16:02.108 --> 00:16:06.321 Amen. Hey, I gotta run. Good luck tonight. 00:16:06.404 --> 00:16:07.572 Yeah, thanks, buddy. 00:16:07.655 --> 00:16:09.282 And thanks for that generous donation. 00:16:09.365 --> 00:16:10.867 Ha, ha, ha... 00:16:10.950 --> 00:16:13.703 When you do this 'unquestioning'. 00:16:13.786 --> 00:16:14.537 Yeah? 00:16:14.620 --> 00:16:19.584 I see Detective Olivia Benson inside body of handsome man. 00:16:19.667 --> 00:16:22.378 - Please, just stop. Stop it. - Just call her. 00:16:22.461 --> 00:16:24.171 If you don't stop it, I'll tell Dad you broke his recliner 00:16:24.255 --> 00:16:25.673 having sex with Bobby Dugan in high school. 00:16:25.756 --> 00:16:28.092 Don't threaten me. You wore a cape in Junior High, 00:16:28.175 --> 00:16:29.051 and I have pictures. 00:16:29.135 --> 00:16:30.594 It was a cloak. I would never wear a cape. 00:16:30.678 --> 00:16:32.138 Hey, hey, you made it in time. 00:16:32.221 --> 00:16:33.222 About to have my big moment. 00:16:33.305 --> 00:16:34.640 I want us all up on stage together. 00:16:34.723 --> 00:16:35.641 Did you talk to Richard Vernon? 00:16:35.724 --> 00:16:39.186 Of course, but no shop talk now. Gotta get my game face on. 00:16:39.269 --> 00:16:41.980 Chief! Chief, the Chinooks Club reserved the bar after us 00:16:42.064 --> 00:16:44.608 and says that we're cutting into their chapter meeting. 00:16:44.691 --> 00:16:46.110 So we've got angry Chinooks at the door. 00:16:46.193 --> 00:16:49.863 Okay, okay. Earl! Hey, ten minutes, okay? 00:16:49.947 --> 00:16:53.408 Just 10 more minutes. 15 at tops. 20. 00:16:54.117 --> 00:16:55.619 If all the cops are here, 00:16:55.702 --> 00:16:58.330 who's guarding the donut shop, Hickman? 00:16:58.413 --> 00:17:01.625 Oh, go coil a hose, Flanagan. 00:17:01.708 --> 00:17:02.709 We're about to leave 00:17:02.793 --> 00:17:04.711 the fireman's fundraiser in the dust. 00:17:04.794 --> 00:17:06.504 We would have sold a lot more calendars 00:17:06.588 --> 00:17:09.174 if you hadn't trashed the idea in the paper. 00:17:09.257 --> 00:17:12.969 All I said was that raising money for Children's Hospital 00:17:13.053 --> 00:17:14.971 by selling shirtless fireman calendars 00:17:15.055 --> 00:17:17.724 sexualised paediatric cancer. 00:17:20.059 --> 00:17:22.437 All right, everybody, I'm Bud Grady, 00:17:22.520 --> 00:17:24.188 coach of the Eden Vale football team. 00:17:24.272 --> 00:17:25.648 Go, Eagles! 00:17:26.316 --> 00:17:29.527 Big Hank Hickman and I have been friends since, 00:17:29.610 --> 00:17:31.946 well, going on forever. 00:17:32.321 --> 00:17:35.074 Come on, let's give him a hand. Come on, make him feel welcome. 00:17:36.951 --> 00:17:37.201 Go, Eagles. 00:17:37.285 --> 00:17:39.328 Alright, well, thank you all for coming anyway. 00:17:39.412 --> 00:17:42.039 I really appreciate it. Great turnout tonight. 00:17:42.123 --> 00:17:43.874 And I'm afraid I'm gonna ask you 00:17:43.958 --> 00:17:46.627 to dig deep one more time now, 00:17:46.711 --> 00:17:50.798 because those kids, these kids are counting on me 00:17:50.881 --> 00:17:52.258 like they always do. 00:17:52.341 --> 00:17:53.092 Sorry. 00:17:53.175 --> 00:17:55.052 - Here we go. - Like clockwork. 00:17:55.511 --> 00:18:00.516 Won't you help me make their futures a little brighter? 00:18:01.558 --> 00:18:02.851 Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding me. 00:18:02.935 --> 00:18:04.853 Who killed the lights back there? 00:18:04.937 --> 00:18:07.481 Hello? Did we blow a fuse? What's going on now? 00:18:08.899 --> 00:18:09.733 What the hell was that? 00:18:09.816 --> 00:18:11.193 For God's sake, somebody turn on the lights here. 00:18:13.987 --> 00:18:15.322 Oh, no. 00:18:16.865 --> 00:18:18.700 Now I'm glad we came. 00:18:20.827 --> 00:18:22.579 Now, to sum up, first we have Flanagan, 00:18:22.662 --> 00:18:25.916 who blames me for sabotaging his calendar fundraiser. 00:18:25.999 --> 00:18:27.375 Pretty good calendar this year. 00:18:27.459 --> 00:18:29.628 I prefer your more full-figured gentlemen. 00:18:29.711 --> 00:18:31.171 Dennis gives me warmth in the winter time 00:18:31.254 --> 00:18:33.131 and shade from the sun, if you copy. 00:18:33.214 --> 00:18:34.591 I copy. 00:18:34.674 --> 00:18:36.384 Eyes up here, ladies. 00:18:36.468 --> 00:18:38.595 The Chinooks - they are a secret society 00:18:38.678 --> 00:18:39.971 with mysterious rites and rituals, 00:18:40.054 --> 00:18:41.973 so I don't put anything past them. 00:18:42.056 --> 00:18:44.434 Finally, pizza delivery guy, 00:18:45.518 --> 00:18:50.023 who I stiffed for ruining my giant table-sized pizza. 00:18:51.190 --> 00:18:52.775 Now, since Henry and Lou are too busy-- 00:18:52.859 --> 00:18:53.985 Solving murder. 00:18:54.068 --> 00:18:55.027 No back talk, please. 00:18:55.111 --> 00:18:57.780 I need one of you to step up and lead this investigation. 00:18:57.864 --> 00:19:00.533 I will be up your butt with a flashlight and a microscope, 00:19:00.616 --> 00:19:02.994 and failure is not an option. Anyone? 00:19:04.412 --> 00:19:06.205 Just a second, Bradley. Anyone... 00:19:07.998 --> 00:19:09.500 ...else? 00:19:10.376 --> 00:19:14.505 Look, son, accusing a Chinook of a crime is serious. 00:19:14.588 --> 00:19:16.632 You could at least get our titles right. 00:19:16.715 --> 00:19:18.801 I'm sorry, Mister Exalted Ruler. 00:19:18.884 --> 00:19:21.053 And who did you say was closest to the fuse box 00:19:21.136 --> 00:19:22.054 when the lights went out? 00:19:22.137 --> 00:19:25.516 Was it the Loyal Knight? 00:19:25.599 --> 00:19:28.101 He's the Leading Knight. Jack's the Loyal Knight. 00:19:28.185 --> 00:19:29.144 I'm so sorry. 00:19:29.228 --> 00:19:31.230 And as I said, Frank was the closest. 00:19:31.313 --> 00:19:32.814 He's our Treasurer. 00:19:33.315 --> 00:19:35.233 His title is just 'Treasurer'? 00:19:35.317 --> 00:19:36.902 You have a problem with our titles? 00:19:36.985 --> 00:19:39.613 No. No problems here. A wonderful shirt. 00:19:39.696 --> 00:19:40.614 Is that pink? 00:19:40.697 --> 00:19:42.574 - It's salmon. - Right. 00:19:43.074 --> 00:19:44.075 Salmon. 00:19:44.576 --> 00:19:46.286 I told you. 00:19:46.411 --> 00:19:49.122 My manager said I had to wait for the $42.50. 00:19:49.247 --> 00:19:51.124 And when it never came, 00:19:51.249 --> 00:19:55.003 you stole it from a bunch of sick kids, didn't you? 00:19:55.128 --> 00:19:56.463 - Didn't you? 00:19:56.588 --> 00:19:57.797 No. 00:19:59.048 --> 00:20:01.259 I didn't take your stinking money, Hickman. 00:20:01.384 --> 00:20:02.886 And good luck finding out who did. 00:20:03.011 --> 00:20:05.596 You couldn't crack a case of twist-top Rainiers. 00:20:05.722 --> 00:20:07.932 Yeah, go play on your pole, Flanagan. 00:20:08.057 --> 00:20:10.309 Hey, the pizza guy was a dead end, Chief, 00:20:10.435 --> 00:20:12.186 but I'm not giving up on this case yet. 00:20:12.395 --> 00:20:14.438 Did you say 'yet'? What do you mean 'yet'? 00:20:14.564 --> 00:20:16.440 You're in charge of this investigation, kid. 00:20:16.440 --> 00:20:20.361 Well, I meant 'at all'. I'm not giving up 'at all'. 00:20:20.653 --> 00:20:22.029 I don't know why I said that. 00:20:22.154 --> 00:20:23.072 Right. 00:20:23.072 --> 00:20:26.117 Well, you were bound to wind up behind bars 00:20:26.242 --> 00:20:27.368 sooner or later. 00:20:27.493 --> 00:20:29.161 It's the only quiet place to work. 00:20:29.787 --> 00:20:31.956 Remember when Dad used to let us play in here? 00:20:32.081 --> 00:20:33.415 Remember when you locked me in here 00:20:33.541 --> 00:20:34.708 and went to see Titanic? 00:20:34.833 --> 00:20:37.294 Our babysitter canceled, I had no choice. 00:20:37.419 --> 00:20:39.713 So, Dad just told me 00:20:39.838 --> 00:20:42.466 that Vernon wanted the bros to postpone the IPO, 00:20:42.591 --> 00:20:44.593 but they ignored him. Could be something. 00:20:44.718 --> 00:20:46.053 So could this. 00:20:46.303 --> 00:20:47.679 Judging by their social media, 00:20:47.804 --> 00:20:50.432 Kevin was engaged to Todd's ex-girlfriend. 00:20:50.557 --> 00:20:52.851 Hmm, could speak to motive. 00:20:53.310 --> 00:20:54.311 Good job. 00:20:55.604 --> 00:20:59.608 So, I was thinking, and you're right, 00:21:00.066 --> 00:21:02.777 I should let you interview a witness solo for once. 00:21:03.320 --> 00:21:04.404 Finally. 00:21:04.529 --> 00:21:05.572 Who am I interviewing? 00:21:05.697 --> 00:21:07.115 The assistant, she just called. 00:21:07.908 --> 00:21:09.326 Oh, Esther? Why did she-- 00:21:09.451 --> 00:21:11.453 I mean, how did she, uh-- 00:21:12.037 --> 00:21:12.954 What's she want? 00:21:13.079 --> 00:21:14.039 She has some information to share 00:21:14.039 --> 00:21:15.290 that she doesn't want to say over the phone 00:21:15.415 --> 00:21:16.749 or in front of her bosses. 00:21:16.875 --> 00:21:17.876 Is she coming here? 00:21:18.001 --> 00:21:20.003 No, too crowded. 00:21:20.128 --> 00:21:21.212 You're meeting her at The Pioneer. 00:21:21.337 --> 00:21:24.048 Are you having me question her to make a point about Marci? 00:21:24.924 --> 00:21:26.384 That is offensive. 00:21:26.509 --> 00:21:27.593 No, no, because even if I had 00:21:27.719 --> 00:21:29.387 unresolved feelings about her, which I don't, 00:21:29.512 --> 00:21:31.013 I am more than capable of talking to a witness 00:21:31.139 --> 00:21:32.723 who reminds me of her, even though she doesn't. 00:21:32.849 --> 00:21:36.143 Sure, sure. It's a date. 00:21:36.269 --> 00:21:38.229 Nope. No, it's not. Don't call it that. 00:21:38.354 --> 00:21:40.898 Hey, it's definitely not a date. 00:21:47.780 --> 00:21:50.282 I feel weird about talking to you. 00:21:50.407 --> 00:21:52.451 Oh, well, you shouldn't. 00:21:52.576 --> 00:21:53.786 There's nothing weird about this at all. 00:21:53.911 --> 00:21:55.246 Certainly not to me. 00:21:55.371 --> 00:21:58.499 Hello, Henry. Oh, my goodness. 00:21:58.624 --> 00:22:00.626 I thought you were Marci Lane. 00:22:00.751 --> 00:22:02.920 Henry, doesn't she look just like Marci? 00:22:03.045 --> 00:22:05.464 Ah, I don't know what you mean. 00:22:05.839 --> 00:22:09.843 Your old girlfriend, the glasses, that face, 00:22:09.968 --> 00:22:10.928 it's almost spooky. 00:22:11.053 --> 00:22:13.764 Oh, they used to come in here all the time back in the day. 00:22:13.889 --> 00:22:15.098 Thank you, Gladys. 00:22:15.223 --> 00:22:18.268 I'm just interviewing a witness right now, so... 00:22:18.685 --> 00:22:21.521 God... uncanny. 00:22:23.565 --> 00:22:25.567 She's very old. Confused. 00:22:25.692 --> 00:22:27.944 So tell me what you came here to say. 00:22:29.904 --> 00:22:31.364 I think that AJ was up to something 00:22:31.489 --> 00:22:33.658 behind Kevin and Todd's backs. 00:22:33.783 --> 00:22:35.994 He's been acting really strange the past few days, 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:38.788 and then he had a call with this local investor this morning 00:22:38.913 --> 00:22:41.040 when we arrived that I know for a fact 00:22:41.165 --> 00:22:42.917 he kept from the other two. 00:22:43.042 --> 00:22:45.044 Was the investor's name Richard Vernon? 00:22:45.169 --> 00:22:47.213 Facelift? Age-inappropriate clothing? 00:22:47.338 --> 00:22:49.465 Fighting a losing battle against the onslaught of time? 00:22:49.674 --> 00:22:51.342 That's him. 00:22:51.717 --> 00:22:54.512 You're funny. Does everyone tell you you're funny? 00:22:54.637 --> 00:22:56.430 Well, like on purpose? 00:22:56.847 --> 00:22:58.391 Well, not-- Not everyone. 00:22:58.808 --> 00:23:00.559 What was the nature of the call? 00:23:01.769 --> 00:23:04.689 It sounded like they were going to meet about the IPO tonight, 00:23:04.814 --> 00:23:09.026 but I don't know if that's still happening after, you know. 00:23:09.944 --> 00:23:11.862 Was there ever any friction between Kevin and Todd 00:23:11.987 --> 00:23:13.614 in regards to Kevin's fiancé? 00:23:13.739 --> 00:23:16.408 Ex-fiancé. He broke it off with her 00:23:16.533 --> 00:23:18.786 two weeks ago after Janet gave him chlamydia, 00:23:18.911 --> 00:23:20.621 which he somehow didn't already have. 00:23:20.954 --> 00:23:22.372 I take it you and he weren't close. 00:23:22.998 --> 00:23:27.252 If you're asking me if I liked Kevin, the answer is no. 00:23:27.878 --> 00:23:29.504 But the other two are way worse. 00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:31.840 I promise, if I wanted to kill one of them, 00:23:31.965 --> 00:23:33.467 he'd be my third choice. 00:23:33.592 --> 00:23:36.011 Can I show you this picture of his ex? 00:23:36.136 --> 00:23:37.554 Just the check. Thank you, Gladys. 00:23:37.679 --> 00:23:40.182 Okay, don't get snippy. 00:23:40.307 --> 00:23:41.850 So old. 00:23:55.572 --> 00:23:57.448 Wait a second. 00:23:58.324 --> 00:24:02.912 What if the evidence, was in a circle? 00:24:04.163 --> 00:24:07.542 Well, shoot, that didn't make a lick of difference. 00:24:10.253 --> 00:24:11.421 I was working. 00:24:11.546 --> 00:24:13.005 Working on a hot date? 00:24:13.131 --> 00:24:15.633 How'd it go? Are you in love? 00:24:15.758 --> 00:24:17.468 Are you gonna slowly mould Esther into Marci 00:24:17.593 --> 00:24:18.886 like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo? 00:24:19.929 --> 00:24:21.347 You know, if you're so in love with Marci, 00:24:21.472 --> 00:24:22.723 why don't you call her? 00:24:22.848 --> 00:24:24.517 Oh that's a good one - "You call her". 00:24:24.850 --> 00:24:26.644 Did you ask about Kevin's fiancé? 00:24:26.769 --> 00:24:28.020 Ex-fiancé. 00:24:28.145 --> 00:24:30.981 They broke up two weeks ago because she gave him chlamydia. 00:24:31.106 --> 00:24:32.316 Interesting. 00:24:32.441 --> 00:24:34.401 We just got the test results back, and Todd has it too. 00:24:34.526 --> 00:24:36.362 That's why he didn't want to give a sample. 00:24:36.487 --> 00:24:38.614 Also, Esther said that AJ is up to something 00:24:38.697 --> 00:24:40.157 with Vernon behind the other two's backs, 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:42.242 and she said they're probably gonna see each other tonight. 00:24:42.284 --> 00:24:43.994 - Come on. - Okay. 00:24:47.331 --> 00:24:51.043 Been out here three hours. Maybe Esther was wrong. 00:24:51.585 --> 00:24:53.587 Could have someone relieve us if Dad hadn't commandeered 00:24:53.670 --> 00:24:56.590 the entire force for a misdemeanour theft. 00:24:56.757 --> 00:24:58.592 They're gonna figure out who took the money. 00:24:58.675 --> 00:24:59.968 You watch. 00:25:00.051 --> 00:25:01.261 I know they're green, 00:25:01.344 --> 00:25:04.055 but they all have something to bring to the table. 00:25:04.139 --> 00:25:05.348 Like what? 00:25:05.432 --> 00:25:06.808 Take Szczepkowski. 00:25:06.891 --> 00:25:09.561 Total computer whiz, which we desperately need. 00:25:09.644 --> 00:25:10.854 I recruited him to become a cop 00:25:10.937 --> 00:25:12.480 when he was setting up my home network. 00:25:12.564 --> 00:25:14.023 He jumps when the microwave dings. 00:25:14.107 --> 00:25:16.734 Yeah, he's green, but he'll get there. 00:25:16.818 --> 00:25:19.070 And I know Ray's a little too gung ho. 00:25:19.153 --> 00:25:22.156 She told me she walked down the aisle to the Marine Corps Hymn. 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:24.367 It was a beautiful ceremony. 00:25:24.450 --> 00:25:26.244 Ray knows how to think like a criminal 00:25:26.327 --> 00:25:28.162 because she's very intuitive. 00:25:28.246 --> 00:25:30.081 And also, both her parents have done hard time. 00:25:30.164 --> 00:25:31.791 And Bradley? 00:25:32.166 --> 00:25:34.126 What does Bradley bring to the table? 00:25:34.210 --> 00:25:35.753 Bradley? 00:25:37.255 --> 00:25:38.965 Not gonna lie. 00:25:39.465 --> 00:25:42.051 Still waiting to find out, but I know it's there. 00:25:42.134 --> 00:25:46.305 He just needs a win, and solving this case will give him one. 00:25:48.849 --> 00:25:51.310 - You stole the money. - I did, yeah. 00:25:51.393 --> 00:25:52.686 Teach them a lesson? 00:25:52.770 --> 00:25:56.190 To teach Dad a lesson about not making charity all about him. 00:25:56.273 --> 00:25:57.900 But I thought it could be 00:25:57.983 --> 00:25:59.610 a teachable moment for the team, too. 00:25:59.693 --> 00:26:00.778 They'll never figure it out. 00:26:00.861 --> 00:26:02.404 You want to bet? 00:26:02.780 --> 00:26:04.072 Loser has to do whatever the winner says. 00:26:04.156 --> 00:26:05.699 I'll take that action. 00:26:05.782 --> 00:26:07.117 What'd you do with the money? 00:26:07.201 --> 00:26:10.203 Donated it anonymously. It's the only true form of charity. 00:26:10.287 --> 00:26:12.039 Listened to a podcast about it. 00:26:12.956 --> 00:26:14.666 Do you ever read actual books? 00:26:14.958 --> 00:26:16.460 Books are overrated. 00:26:16.543 --> 00:26:18.211 That's a concerning statement. 00:26:18.295 --> 00:26:21.590 You must have had an accomplice. Someone to turn out the lights. 00:26:21.673 --> 00:26:22.841 Lily. 00:26:22.924 --> 00:26:25.802 The whole thing appealed to her dark, twisted soul. 00:26:25.885 --> 00:26:27.053 Mine, too. 00:26:27.137 --> 00:26:29.139 I completely approve of this operation. 00:26:29.222 --> 00:26:32.892 I happen to be very good at helping people learn things 00:26:32.976 --> 00:26:34.978 they are resistant to learning. 00:26:35.061 --> 00:26:36.896 Not this again. I don't want to talk about Marci with you. 00:26:36.980 --> 00:26:39.315 I know you don't feel good about the way things ended with her. 00:26:39.399 --> 00:26:41.317 - She broke up with me. - Of course she did. 00:26:41.401 --> 00:26:43.736 Three years together, and she gets a call from Seattle 00:26:43.820 --> 00:26:46.531 that you left town without talking to her first? 00:26:46.614 --> 00:26:48.533 I had that fight with Dad. It was late. 00:26:48.616 --> 00:26:51.410 I was upset. I got in my car. I started driving. 00:26:51.494 --> 00:26:53.538 I spent months trying to convince her to come join me. 00:26:53.621 --> 00:26:54.580 She made her choice. 00:26:54.664 --> 00:26:56.666 She had a life. She was in med school. 00:26:56.749 --> 00:26:59.460 Yeah, Central Valley. She was far too smart for that place. 00:26:59.543 --> 00:27:01.587 I'm surprised that degree is valid across State lines. 00:27:01.671 --> 00:27:03.798 Stop! You feel guilty about your side of it. 00:27:03.881 --> 00:27:06.175 I know you do. I see it. And if you don't deal with it-- 00:27:06.258 --> 00:27:08.469 Why do you refuse to stop hounding me about this thing? 00:27:08.552 --> 00:27:11.722 Because I want you to let me be your big sister again. 00:27:11.805 --> 00:27:14.183 I want you to ask my advice and value my opinion. 00:27:14.266 --> 00:27:16.518 And, I don't know, let me take care of you sometime. 00:27:16.977 --> 00:27:20.355 It's supposed to be my job. It used to be my job... 00:27:22.483 --> 00:27:24.193 ...and I missed it. 00:27:24.818 --> 00:27:26.236 I thought part of why you came back 00:27:26.320 --> 00:27:28.030 was because you missed it, too. 00:27:37.330 --> 00:27:39.082 Hang on. Is this our guy? 00:28:09.946 --> 00:28:11.864 You know, this is technically trespassing. 00:28:11.948 --> 00:28:15.618 Nah, we're just dropping in on an old family friend. 00:28:16.327 --> 00:28:18.120 Infrared security camera. 00:28:18.204 --> 00:28:19.789 Way ahead of you. 00:28:19.872 --> 00:28:22.124 Aluminium blocks infrared rays. 00:28:22.208 --> 00:28:24.627 Got that from a podcast, so there. 00:28:25.002 --> 00:28:29.089 Hello, Bradley. How is investigation? 00:28:29.173 --> 00:28:31.717 Great, now he's got you checking on me. 00:28:31.800 --> 00:28:35.638 You know, I have seen every episode of every CSI, yes? 00:28:35.721 --> 00:28:38.807 Even not so good one with James Van Der Beek. 00:28:40.184 --> 00:28:41.143 Yeah, so? 00:28:41.435 --> 00:28:43.395 So maybe I help you solve case. 00:28:46.273 --> 00:28:47.900 Look, no offence, but, you know, if the Chief heard 00:28:47.983 --> 00:28:52.487 I asked his girlfriend for help, he'd lose all respect for me. 00:28:52.571 --> 00:28:56.783 Seems like small thing to risk, but okay. 00:29:02.455 --> 00:29:03.832 Wait, wait. 00:29:05.166 --> 00:29:07.127 The news about Kevin isn't online yet, 00:29:07.210 --> 00:29:09.129 but I'm sure it's about to be. 00:29:09.212 --> 00:29:10.964 What about Todd? Does he suspect anything? 00:29:11.047 --> 00:29:12.298 I don't think so. 00:29:12.382 --> 00:29:16.594 AJ, look me in the eye. Do we have a Todd problem? 00:29:16.678 --> 00:29:18.555 No, we're good. 00:29:18.638 --> 00:29:20.181 One more day, this will all be over. 00:29:20.265 --> 00:29:21.474 You just go back to the hotel. 00:29:22.141 --> 00:29:25.895 Oh, wait, one thing. You didn't say anything about my new kicks. 00:29:26.270 --> 00:29:27.188 What? 00:29:27.563 --> 00:29:30.858 These shoes. They're limited edition. 00:29:31.651 --> 00:29:33.361 Great colourway, huh? 00:29:33.444 --> 00:29:36.405 Sure, Rick. They're super cool. 00:29:36.489 --> 00:29:38.199 My ex-wife thinks I'm too old to wear these, 00:29:38.282 --> 00:29:42.119 but Jeff Goldblum has a pair, and he's in his seventies. 00:29:44.622 --> 00:29:46.457 Hold it right there! 00:29:47.458 --> 00:29:48.501 Detectives? 00:29:48.584 --> 00:29:50.044 What the hell's going on here? 00:29:50.127 --> 00:29:51.962 Someone blocked the infrared camera, 00:29:52.046 --> 00:29:53.922 and it triggered the silent alarm. 00:29:54.214 --> 00:29:56.342 You got that trick from a podcast. 00:29:57.051 --> 00:29:59.261 Do you two have any idea how lucky you are 00:29:59.344 --> 00:30:02.222 that Rick Vernon is not pressing charges for trespassing? 00:30:02.306 --> 00:30:04.057 AJ was up to something with Vernon. 00:30:04.141 --> 00:30:05.642 Plus, he lied about losing his phone, 00:30:05.726 --> 00:30:07.311 which may have evidence of who killed Kevin. 00:30:07.394 --> 00:30:09.354 Vernon should be considered an active suspect. 00:30:09.438 --> 00:30:10.772 Oh, really? Okay. 00:30:10.856 --> 00:30:12.482 Well, I just got off the phone with him. 00:30:12.566 --> 00:30:16.027 His investment was legally locked in pre-IPO, 00:30:16.111 --> 00:30:17.696 which means if the company craters, 00:30:17.779 --> 00:30:19.823 he never sees a dime of his money. 00:30:19.906 --> 00:30:21.283 And what they were up to 00:30:21.366 --> 00:30:24.286 was plotting to force the two dumber ones out after the IPO, 00:30:24.369 --> 00:30:26.413 which, it turns out, is absolutely legal. 00:30:26.496 --> 00:30:28.540 If we could just get a subpoena of that phone. 00:30:28.623 --> 00:30:30.667 No! You only know about that phone 00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:32.836 because of your illegal surveillance. 00:30:32.919 --> 00:30:33.962 They're getting on a plane soon. 00:30:34.045 --> 00:30:35.421 They're gonna hide behind their lawyers. 00:30:35.505 --> 00:30:36.965 We'll be lucky to speak to them ever again, 00:30:37.048 --> 00:30:39.008 let alone get a look at those videos. 00:30:39.092 --> 00:30:41.386 We just hope that big red unsolved homicide 00:30:41.469 --> 00:30:42.929 doesn't put our clearance rate behind Appleton's. 00:30:43.012 --> 00:30:44.222 Oh, that's not happening. 00:30:44.305 --> 00:30:45.890 You two are getting your butts over to that hotel, 00:30:45.973 --> 00:30:48.768 and you are gonna get them to voluntarily show you that phone. 00:30:48.851 --> 00:30:50.478 Somehow, some way, you are gonna solve this 00:30:50.561 --> 00:30:52.188 before they get on that plane. 00:30:52.271 --> 00:30:53.439 That's an order! 00:30:53.523 --> 00:30:54.941 - On our way. - You got it. 00:30:55.024 --> 00:30:57.026 And any chance you can check in on Bradley? He's so-- 00:30:57.109 --> 00:30:58.235 No. 00:31:02.198 --> 00:31:05.701 Bradley? Have you been here all night? 00:31:05.785 --> 00:31:07.203 Uh, no, no, um... 00:31:07.286 --> 00:31:08.704 Hey, tell me you got something. 00:31:08.787 --> 00:31:09.872 I think we might. Tell him, Sam. 00:31:09.955 --> 00:31:12.499 Well, I was able to stitch together a timeline 00:31:12.583 --> 00:31:14.126 based on social media posts 00:31:14.209 --> 00:31:15.627 before and after the lights went out, 00:31:15.711 --> 00:31:17.254 and I determined the exact length of the blackout 00:31:17.337 --> 00:31:18.547 was 14 seconds. 00:31:18.630 --> 00:31:20.758 So we went back to the barn, I did a trial run. 00:31:20.841 --> 00:31:22.759 From the fuse box to the fishbowl and back 00:31:22.843 --> 00:31:24.094 took 12.4 seconds, 00:31:24.178 --> 00:31:26.763 and that's on an empty stage with the lights on. 00:31:26.847 --> 00:31:27.889 You see what we're getting at? 00:31:29.725 --> 00:31:31.018 We're looking for a blind guy. 00:31:31.560 --> 00:31:33.854 What? No, no. It had to be a team. 00:31:33.937 --> 00:31:36.231 One working the lights and one grabbing the money. 00:31:36.314 --> 00:31:38.233 Wait, now we have to catch two people? 00:31:38.525 --> 00:31:40.485 Man. Ugh. I am so lost. 00:31:40.569 --> 00:31:41.695 I don't even know where I messed up, 00:31:41.778 --> 00:31:45.198 but I guarantee you, it was the dumbest mistake in the book. 00:31:45.282 --> 00:31:46.783 It's just too bad there isn't an actual book, 00:31:46.866 --> 00:31:48.076 because then you can just do the opposite 00:31:48.159 --> 00:31:50.495 of whatever it says the dumbest mistake is. 00:31:52.664 --> 00:31:56.834 Wait, Szczepkowski. You are a damn genius. 00:31:56.918 --> 00:31:58.378 What? 00:32:02.507 --> 00:32:03.841 What did he mean? 00:32:03.925 --> 00:32:06.427 I don't know, but it feels good to be praised. 00:32:07.428 --> 00:32:08.930 Now, we're running out of time, so remember, don't-- 00:32:09.013 --> 00:32:11.599 I know, I know. Follow your lead. Be nice. 00:32:11.682 --> 00:32:13.601 Make the bad guys friendship bracelets. 00:32:13.684 --> 00:32:14.936 Yeah, no, I was actually gonna say, 00:32:15.019 --> 00:32:16.062 we don't have time to play it my way, 00:32:16.145 --> 00:32:17.730 so don't be afraid to cut to the chase. 00:32:17.813 --> 00:32:19.523 Oh, good. 00:32:22.902 --> 00:32:24.028 Hey, Esther. 00:32:24.028 --> 00:32:25.905 If you're looking for the guys, they're inside. 00:32:26.030 --> 00:32:28.782 We're leaving, if I can ever fit all of this into the trunk. 00:32:28.908 --> 00:32:30.284 Well, you can easily fit those smaller bags 00:32:30.409 --> 00:32:32.119 underneath the front seat. 00:32:33.203 --> 00:32:34.580 Marci would have known that. 00:32:35.080 --> 00:32:37.750 We don't have time to answer any more questions 00:32:37.875 --> 00:32:38.917 about the accident. 00:32:39.042 --> 00:32:40.169 We're going back to Seattle. 00:32:40.294 --> 00:32:42.171 We need to see the videos on the phone, now. 00:32:42.296 --> 00:32:43.088 Bro... 00:32:43.213 --> 00:32:45.132 He told you he lost his phone. 00:32:46.883 --> 00:32:49.803 Oh, didn't I tell you? I found it in the car. 00:32:49.928 --> 00:32:51.930 No, dog, you didn't mention it. 00:32:52.055 --> 00:32:53.974 I must have dropped it when Esther picked me up. 00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:56.309 - I was so fried. - Hand it over. 00:32:56.435 --> 00:32:57.811 Look, Detectives, 00:32:57.936 --> 00:33:00.063 I'm not sure how much you follow the financial papers 00:33:00.188 --> 00:33:03.233 here in Smallville, but there are many confidential 00:33:03.358 --> 00:33:07.070 and sensitive documents on this phone related to our IPO, 00:33:07.195 --> 00:33:09.989 so unless you have a subpoena, I'll pass. 00:33:10.115 --> 00:33:12.742 Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. 00:33:12.867 --> 00:33:14.327 I'm not really a newspaper gal. 00:33:14.452 --> 00:33:18.039 I do enjoy the occasional financial podcast, 00:33:18.164 --> 00:33:21.167 and it strikes me the reports you dragged your heels 00:33:21.292 --> 00:33:23.252 in your partner's murder investigation 00:33:23.378 --> 00:33:27.423 could set off some alarm bells with SEC and FINRA. 00:33:28.299 --> 00:33:30.009 You think he was murdered? 00:33:30.134 --> 00:33:31.928 It's the kind of story you can imagine 00:33:32.053 --> 00:33:34.597 on the front page of every financial paper in the country, 00:33:34.722 --> 00:33:36.223 which I do read. 00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:37.266 And then I'd guess-- 00:33:37.391 --> 00:33:40.895 And again, I'm just a simple small town Detective... 00:33:41.312 --> 00:33:44.231 You'll have to withdraw the IPO, face evaluation penalty, 00:33:44.356 --> 00:33:47.109 and push back to Q2 of next year, if not Q3. 00:33:47.234 --> 00:33:49.320 And by then, the rest of the crypto house of cards 00:33:49.445 --> 00:33:50.446 may have fallen, 00:33:50.571 --> 00:33:53.949 and your pretend money won't be worth any money at all. 00:33:54.074 --> 00:33:56.118 Bro, give him the phone. 00:33:59.580 --> 00:34:00.622 Fine. 00:34:06.044 --> 00:34:07.379 Let's go, dog. Hand them out. 00:34:07.504 --> 00:34:09.256 Hey, don't be grabby. 00:34:09.381 --> 00:34:11.675 I'm the official distributor, and this one's mine. 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:12.759 Whoa, whoa, hold up. 00:34:12.759 --> 00:34:15.470 Don't go giving yourself the biggest quantity bag. 00:34:15.595 --> 00:34:16.888 CEO gets first pick. 00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:22.727 Oh! Come on, get up. 00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:29.234 I don't believe it. 00:34:29.359 --> 00:34:30.944 He gave himself the poison ones. 00:34:31.402 --> 00:34:35.740 What are you saying? Kevin killed himself? Why? 00:34:35.865 --> 00:34:37.367 Maybe because he found out one of his best friends 00:34:37.492 --> 00:34:39.202 was plotting with Richard Vernon 00:34:39.327 --> 00:34:41.663 to force both the partners out after the IPO. 00:34:42.372 --> 00:34:44.707 That's why you didn't want us to see your phone. 00:34:48.211 --> 00:34:49.420 Bro. 00:34:49.712 --> 00:34:50.713 Dude. 00:34:50.838 --> 00:34:52.548 Maybe because he found out his other best friend 00:34:52.673 --> 00:34:54.550 gave his fiancé chlamydia. 00:34:54.675 --> 00:34:57.428 - You gave Janet chlamydia, too? - What do you mean, too? 00:34:57.553 --> 00:34:59.889 Yeah, I already gave it to AJ's girlfriend. 00:35:00.014 --> 00:35:02.641 Technically, one of my girlfriends, 00:35:02.767 --> 00:35:06.228 but yeah, not chill. 00:35:07.438 --> 00:35:09.565 You're both terrible people. 00:35:10.316 --> 00:35:11.775 Well, that was unsatisfying. 00:35:11.900 --> 00:35:14.028 Completely. But there's no other explanation. 00:35:14.153 --> 00:35:15.112 He chose the bag. 00:35:15.237 --> 00:35:17.448 No one else could have controlled the outcome. 00:35:18.490 --> 00:35:19.575 Wait a minute. 00:35:20.617 --> 00:35:22.703 Remember those logic puzzles we were talking about 00:35:22.828 --> 00:35:24.079 and how you used to come crying to me for help? 00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:25.289 That's because they made no sense. 00:35:25.414 --> 00:35:27.124 Not because I wasn't smart enough. 00:35:27.249 --> 00:35:28.667 If anything, I was too smart. 00:35:28.792 --> 00:35:31.086 Listen, there was this one you couldn't figure out, 00:35:31.211 --> 00:35:33.296 and you got all mad about it. 00:35:33.713 --> 00:35:36.716 It was called The King's Assassin. 00:35:37.008 --> 00:35:38.760 The King tells the assassin 00:35:38.885 --> 00:35:40.554 to kill the man who wants his throne. 00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:42.097 It was ludicrous. A complete cheat. 00:35:42.222 --> 00:35:44.766 He stabs the wrong man, but the King rewards him anyway 00:35:44.891 --> 00:35:46.518 because the assassin says, 00:35:46.643 --> 00:35:49.396 "Well, technically, every man in the Kingdom wants the throne." 00:35:50.063 --> 00:35:51.981 It doesn't matter who you kill... 00:35:53.441 --> 00:35:55.485 If every option is your enemy. 00:35:56.861 --> 00:35:59.322 - Esther. 00:35:59.822 --> 00:36:01.199 Esther. 00:36:23.804 --> 00:36:25.681 Told you it was a tight turn. 00:36:25.973 --> 00:36:27.391 So she put the poisoned mushrooms 00:36:27.516 --> 00:36:28.559 in one of the bags 00:36:28.684 --> 00:36:30.436 and then didn't care who got it? 00:36:30.561 --> 00:36:31.562 She hated all three of them, 00:36:31.687 --> 00:36:32.980 and she knew that if any one of them died, 00:36:33.105 --> 00:36:34.565 it would derail the IPO. 00:36:34.690 --> 00:36:36.942 Esther invested in their biggest competitor's IPO 00:36:37.067 --> 00:36:39.403 next month, which stood to make her a huge windfall 00:36:39.528 --> 00:36:40.737 with her bosses out of the way. 00:36:41.613 --> 00:36:45.534 Look at the two of you, solving another murder, 00:36:45.659 --> 00:36:47.577 just like I always... 00:36:48.245 --> 00:36:50.664 Oh, Dad, come on. If you cry, I'll cry. 00:36:50.789 --> 00:36:52.624 I would strongly prefer if nobody cried. 00:36:52.749 --> 00:36:54.334 Hey everybody, come to the briefing room. 00:36:54.459 --> 00:36:57.128 - Bradley solved the robbery. - Can't he just come in here? 00:36:57.254 --> 00:37:00.340 Oh, come on. He wants to have his Knives Out moment. 00:37:00.882 --> 00:37:03.969 - It's cute. - Alright. 00:37:04.094 --> 00:37:06.680 Ladies and gentlemen, what I'm about to say 00:37:06.805 --> 00:37:08.598 may come as a shock to you, 00:37:08.723 --> 00:37:10.934 but I have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt 00:37:11.059 --> 00:37:15.563 that the two perpetrators are both in this room. 00:37:16.105 --> 00:37:17.065 Impossible. 00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:18.316 Well, that's what I thought, Chief, 00:37:18.399 --> 00:37:21.486 but I made the most common mistake a Detective can make. 00:37:21.819 --> 00:37:25.114 Alright, now once I opened it up to being someone in this room, 00:37:25.198 --> 00:37:26.949 I returned to the scene of the crime 00:37:27.033 --> 00:37:30.119 to examine the light switch, 00:37:30.203 --> 00:37:34.832 and I found a distinct residue of strawberry lip balm. 00:37:35.750 --> 00:37:37.752 And that could have been anyone. 00:37:37.835 --> 00:37:40.171 But no, no, Lily was not the mastermind. 00:37:40.254 --> 00:37:44.425 Next, I had Szczepkowski check the mail server, 00:37:44.508 --> 00:37:48.262 and he found a series of emails between a workstation 00:37:48.345 --> 00:37:51.849 and the Children's Hospital donation portal, 00:37:51.932 --> 00:37:54.393 and I immediately knew what happened. 00:37:55.269 --> 00:37:57.729 Yeah, I mean, that's gotta mean something. 00:37:58.772 --> 00:38:01.900 An anonymous donation? How do you get credit for that? 00:38:01.984 --> 00:38:04.653 Well, I think that was exactly the point, Chief. 00:38:04.987 --> 00:38:07.489 The mastermind behind the fishbowl robbery, 00:38:07.572 --> 00:38:09.825 which wasn't actually a robbery, 00:38:09.908 --> 00:38:12.160 is Detective Lou Hickman. 00:38:13.495 --> 00:38:14.287 Oh, I don't know why I gasped. 00:38:14.371 --> 00:38:15.747 I was with him when he figured it out. 00:38:17.874 --> 00:38:18.833 Thank you. 00:38:18.917 --> 00:38:22.295 Okay, you got me. You got me, Lou. 00:38:22.379 --> 00:38:24.964 Only true form of charity is anonymous donation. 00:38:25.048 --> 00:38:27.425 Heard that in a podcast somewhere. 00:38:27.967 --> 00:38:29.803 Okay, everybody back to work. 00:38:31.721 --> 00:38:33.014 Nice job, son. 00:38:33.097 --> 00:38:35.350 Never a doubt in my mind you'd come through. 00:38:36.017 --> 00:38:37.477 Thanks, Chief. 00:38:39.479 --> 00:38:40.897 Yeah, that's Bradley's superpower. 00:38:40.980 --> 00:38:42.690 He knows what he doesn't know. 00:38:42.774 --> 00:38:44.275 So he knows a lot. 00:38:44.776 --> 00:38:48.905 Okay, I lost the bet. What do you want me to do? 00:38:49.739 --> 00:38:51.324 I think you can guess. 00:38:58.789 --> 00:39:00.708 Marci's office is in there. 00:39:00.791 --> 00:39:02.293 I know. 00:39:02.376 --> 00:39:03.836 I saw on her Instagram - 00:39:03.919 --> 00:39:06.088 she always wanted to open a clinic of her own. 00:39:06.171 --> 00:39:10.217 So I was thinking, something like, 00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:13.679 "Hello, Marci." 00:39:16.974 --> 00:39:18.559 How's that sound? 00:39:18.642 --> 00:39:20.102 - That's... that's good. - Good? 00:39:20.185 --> 00:39:24.606 Right, well, I'll just go in and say hello. 00:39:26.525 --> 00:39:28.860 Not today, though. Today's just a bit too soon. 00:39:30.278 --> 00:39:32.406 - Yeah, baby steps. - Right. 00:39:32.489 --> 00:39:34.157 - You'll know when it's time. - Mm hmm. 00:39:34.241 --> 00:39:35.450 I don't mean to push. 00:39:35.534 --> 00:39:37.077 Yes, you do. That's what older sisters are for. 00:39:37.160 --> 00:39:39.746 I prefer 'big sister' to 'older'. 00:39:39.829 --> 00:39:40.872 Hm-mm. 00:39:40.956 --> 00:39:44.209 No, I tower over you. Big sister would be ridiculous.