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- Hey, what the ***?
- Wake your *** up.

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I'm leading group hug this week.

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Come on, hurry up. We're gonna be late.

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- Alright. Damn!

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- Hey, dawg, you finished
your GED homework?

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Nah.

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- What you mean nah?
You gotta stay on top of that ***

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I don't wanna write you up.

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- Come on, you never write me up.

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- Hey, ***, I'm in charge now.

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Don't test me.

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***' idiot.

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- Hey, come on, we're gonna be late.

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Why you playin' around and fighting, huh?

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- Let go! Let go!

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theme music playing

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- Back in the days, it was more innocent.

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Just me at the computer, public library,

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waiting 20 minutes
for a damn titty to load.

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But now,

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my *** addiction is outta control.

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I even jacked off
in the computer lab here,

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which I'm truly ashamed of.

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Bro, what have I become?

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Damn.

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This fool's *!

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- Luis, shut up.

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Randy, please continue.

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- Basically, every time I try to have ***

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my *** is like wet spaghetti.

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Now, she even
thinking about leaving me.

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It's okay.

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- Hey, hey, Randy, you know,
that's real sad and all,

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and no disrespect, homey, but...

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does *** make you randy, baby?

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Nah, nah, nah, wait, wait.

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Does *** make you randy, Randy?

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You get it? Austin Powers!

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- You know what?
Let's wrap it up there.

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Come on, everybody. Let's bring it in.

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Let's get a group hug going.

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- Hey, no, I'm not,
I'm not huggin' this fool.

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He probably has a boner right now.

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Nah, I'm just playin',
he can't even keep it hard.

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- Okay, come on. Just ignore him.
He's an idiot.

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I'll handle it, Randy.

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Luis, hold up.

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You gotta start
taking this *** seriously.

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- This *** is corny,
especially with you in charge.

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You know what they say:

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Laughter's the best Tylenol.

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- Don't you mean best medicine?

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- Is Tylenol medicine?

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- Yeah.
- Well, then I think I got it right.

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- Dawg, you're the only one laughing
at your dumb-*** jokes.

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Austin Powers is an old-*** movie.

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You gotta update your references, playboy.

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- Hey, pendejo, Austin Powers is timeless.

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- All you do is quote movies.

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That's what unfunny people do.

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- *** you.

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I'm ***' funny.
- No, you're not.

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And you've never been funny.

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And you never will be.

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- We'll see about that.

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- So I'm thinking about
getting my face tattoos removed.

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But it's a tough decision because--

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I don't know who I am without my tattoos.

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I'm scared I'd be
killing a part of myself.

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Does that make you randy, Candi?

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- Dawg, what the ***?

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I said, does that make you randy, Candi?

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I know it makes you randy, Randy.

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Why aren't you fools laughin'?

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I'm just trying to make group hug

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more groovy, baby.

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Why the *** are you quoting Austin Powers

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while wearing a ***' dinosaur costume?

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- Do I have to explain
everything to you fools?

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Look, it's simple, alright?

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I wanted to make you fools laugh,
so I went to Party City.

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I asked him if he had
any Austin Powers costumes.

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I couldn't find any,
I said, "Do you have any in the back?"

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He said, "No."
I said, "What else you got?"

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He goes, "I got dinosaur costumes."

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And I said, "That's perfect!"

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'Cause comedy's all about
the element of surprise.

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And that fool got the joke
and he was nice as ***.

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And he gave me a discount.

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- Cut the ***, dawg.

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Nobody thinks you're funny.

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- Yes, they do. Stop hating!

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- Hey, my G. You got
some serious psychological issues.

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- Yeah, this ain't it, Luis.

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Sit your *** down!

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- Alright then, whatever.

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You fools don't like comedy,
then *** it.

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- Somebody help him, please.

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You're always disrupting the group
with your ***

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And you know what?
Everybody here is tired of it.

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We're all here for you, dawg.

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But I personally think you need
a trained mental health professional.

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Whatever you got going on,

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we can't even begin to address here.

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- You should go see Sandy.

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Oh, yeah!

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He definitely needs to go see Sandy.

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- Who the *** is Sandy?

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She's our volunteer psychologist.

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And you know what? She's great.

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And you could really benefit from therapy.

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- You know what?
- *** it then.

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I'll go to therapy right now
if it gets you fools off my back.

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Maybe Sandy could tell me why none of you
have a sense of humor anymore.

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- Sorry, everyone.

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Nobody here appreciates how funny I am.

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These fools have no sense of humor.

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You know, I bet some of them
don't even think a fart is funny.

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- Why do you feel the need
to be funny all the time?

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- I don't know.
I've always been funny since I was a kid.

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You know, I have the gift of humor.

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You know, my father was funny
and so am I.

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You know, it's DNA and ***

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- So your father encouraged
your sense of humor?

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- Oh, yeah, yeah.

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We used to watch funny ***
all the time together.

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We'd watch Cantinflas, Anchorman, Friday.

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But most importantly,
we'd watch Austin Powers.

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That *** had us rollin'.

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- It's nice to have that connection
with your father.

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- Yeah, yeah. Well, I did, you know,
before he passed away.

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But now I like to think that fool's up
in heaven shaggin'.

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Yeah, baby.

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I see.

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Do you think your having
to be funny all the time

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has anything to do with filling the void
your father left?

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Oh, ***.

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I got my ***' dino costume all wet.

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Can't return this ***

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- It's okay, Luis.

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Yeah, so Sandy says
I've been hiding my trauma with humor.

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You know, that I need to look
the trauma in the eye and be like,

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"Hey, what's up, trauma?
I need you to chill the *** out."

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- Hey, I told you she was good, huh?

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- What the ***? I've been trying
to get everyone in this family

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to go to therapy for years.

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- Damn, Ana, not everything
is about you, greedy.

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All I know is I feel way better.

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Like I feel lighter,
like I lost ten to fifteen pounds.

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Probably gonna lose another five

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when I go take this
big-*** masa right now.

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Nasty.

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- Hey, Julio,
I notice you don't finish your crust.

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You think that's because of something
*** up from your childhood?

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- Hey, Dr. Phil,
you only had one therapy session.

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Chill out, alright?

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- I don't know.
Maybe Luis is onto something.

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I mean, it's pretty *** up
that you don't eat the crusts.

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- I just don't like the taste.
It's not deeper than that.

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- Well, I don't know,
Sandy says everything is interconnected.

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You know, and I had said to Sandy
that I used to clown you

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and Sandy said that since I had
so much power over you as a kid,

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that it probably messed you up.
- Oh.

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- At least that's what Sandy says.
- Makes sense.

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- So you've been talking
to Sandy about me?

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- Yeah, I talk to Sandy
about a lot of things.

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But, yeah, you know,
you were in there a little.

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Ohh!

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I probably beat your *** one time
while you were eating pizza.

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Damn, I just helped you
with a psychological breakthrough.

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I can't wait to say that to Sandy.

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- Could I have your crusts?

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Luis never beat my ***
while I was eating pizza

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so I can still eat them.

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- Hey! Look at me.

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You okay?

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Julio.

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What a surprise.

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Are you here for a therapy session?

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- Oh, no, no, no. I don't need therapy.

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I'm just here to check on
how my cousin Luis is doing.

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- Well, you know, I can't tell you much.

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I mean, doctor-patient confidentiality.

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But I can tell you that he's doing great.

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- Oh. Okay.

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Just let me know if he's not
taking this *** seriously.

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I don't mind checkin' his ***

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- Thank you, but I don't think
that'll be necessary.

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Are you sure?

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I got no problem
putting that fool in check.

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- What exactly do you mean by checking?

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- You know, like checking his ***

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- You mean, um, writing him up?

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- Yeah, I mean, actually I've never
written him up before, but I could.

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- Hmm.
- But if I were to write that fool up

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for all the ***
that he's done around here,

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he would have been kicked out
of this program already.

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That's why I check his *** instead.

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I see.

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He's lucky he has me to put him in check.

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Not that he appreciates it.

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- You feel he doesn't appreciate you?

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Not at all.

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Just the other day, he tripped me
on the way out of the house.

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- I didn't know you lived together.

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- Yeah. He's crashing at my place.

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Well, technically, it's my mom's house.

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What are you writing down?

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This isn't a session.

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This doesn't count.

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Just here to help Luis.

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- I understand.

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- So you sure you don't need me
to check him?

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- Nope.

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- Great.

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Just sometimes

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get insecure

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about what I'm supposed to do
with my life.

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I was on the inside
locked up for so long,

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it's like I lost who I am on the outside.

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Hmm.

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- That reminds me of Austin Powers.

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- Luis, I thought
we talked about this ***

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- Hey, dawg,
I really thought about this, alright?

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Just let me share my truth, okay?

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Fine. Go.

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- You know, see, it's like this.

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I was in prison
for a long-*** time, you know,

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just like Austin Powers was frozen
in that block of ice for a long-*** time.

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When we both got out,
we didn't know how to act anymore.

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See, the thing is,
is Dr. Evil stole that fool's mojo.

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You know, just like
the California prison system took my mojo.

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And I know I'll never
get all my mojo back.

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And, believe me,
I'm trying to make peace with that.

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I'm just, you know, I'm tired
of wasting time living in the past.

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Ideally, we'll change,
the world is ever-changing, homey.

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I gotta change with it.

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That's what Austin Powers is all about.

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You know, I used to think
that movie was a comedy.

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But now I know,

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it's a tragedy.

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- Okay. That's enough, Luis.
- Damn, bro.

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I actually never even
thought about it like that.

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Thank you, Luis.

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- Yeah, I totally relate
to that Austin Powers *** now.

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Okay, well, you know what?

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That's enough
Austin Powers talk for a while.

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People here are
trying to do real work, Luis.

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Julio.

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Why do you always feel
the need to control me?

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- Look, playboy,
if I wasn't around to help your ***

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you'd be lost.

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- Sandy said you would
throw that in my face.

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She told me you stopped by
her office earlier to talk about me.

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- ***' snitch.

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That was confidential.

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Sandy just broke the law.

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- Yeah, well, Sandy says you said
it technically wasn't a session,

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so it's actually public information now.

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- This is not the time
to share that information, okay?

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People here are waiting to share, alright?

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- Someone share. Come on.
- Hey, no, no, no. You're right.

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The appropriate time would be
at therapy with me and Sandy.

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Especially since you yourself
have never even been to therapy.

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- You've never been to therapy,
but you're leading a group hug session?

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- That's *** up, Julio.

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- Wow.
- You know what? Everybody calm down.

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Group hug is not about me, okay?

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It's about me helping all of you.

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I don't need therapy. I'm all good.

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Well, maybe the only way

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you could help all of us out

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is if you help yourself out first, homey.

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- Randy, whose ***' side are you on?

00:12:46.103 --> 00:12:48.189
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take a breath.

00:12:48.189 --> 00:12:49.231
You okay?

00:12:49.231 --> 00:12:52.902
'Cause Sandy says you and I
should go to therapy together, Julio.

00:12:52.902 --> 00:12:56.489
Sandy says that'd actually be the best way
for me to make real progress.

00:12:56.489 --> 00:12:57.948
- Stop saying what Sandy says!

00:12:59.033 --> 00:13:00.367
- Damn.
- Okay?

00:13:00.367 --> 00:13:01.827
I'm not going to therapy with you.

00:13:01.827 --> 00:13:03.579
Go tell Sandy I says that.

00:13:03.579 --> 00:13:05.664
You know, that's funny
you're acting this way

00:13:05.664 --> 00:13:08.083
'cause you always say
that you want what's best for me.

00:13:08.834 --> 00:13:09.919
This is what's best for me.

00:13:11.128 --> 00:13:12.588
At least that's what Sandy says.

00:13:13.464 --> 00:13:15.633
- Yeah, partner.
- Mm-hmm.

00:13:15.633 --> 00:13:16.967
- Don't ***' touch me.

00:13:20.471 --> 00:13:23.098
Thank you, Sandy. I always love your tea.

00:13:25.518 --> 00:13:28.687
- Julio, thank you for being open to this.

00:13:29.355 --> 00:13:31.899
I'd like to start
by talking about your relationship

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with Luis while you were growing up.

00:13:34.109 --> 00:13:36.278
Luis tells me that as the older cousin,

00:13:36.278 --> 00:13:38.864
he would bully you and make fun of you.

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How do you feel about that?

00:13:41.867 --> 00:13:44.703
- We were just dumb-*** kids.
It-it's really not a big deal.

00:13:45.871 --> 00:13:47.498
What about you, Luis?

00:13:47.498 --> 00:13:48.624
- Thanks for asking, Sandy.

00:13:50.209 --> 00:13:52.127
Ah, you know, I just feel that Julio,

00:13:52.962 --> 00:13:55.965
you know, he tries to
check me a lot as a grown-up

00:13:56.757 --> 00:13:58.843
and I believe it's some form of revenge

00:13:58.843 --> 00:14:01.929
for all the times that
I legitimately checked him as a kid.

00:14:01.929 --> 00:14:04.515
- Dawg, I'm your case manager,

00:14:04.515 --> 00:14:06.517
and there's certain ***
I'm responsible for,

00:14:07.268 --> 00:14:09.311
and sometimes I gotta check your ***

00:14:10.062 --> 00:14:11.647
- There's that checking again.

00:14:11.647 --> 00:14:13.357
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check his ***, Sandy.

00:14:13.357 --> 00:14:15.359
I'm not here to check anybody.

00:14:16.193 --> 00:14:19.488
But I'm trying to understand
Julio's need to check.

00:14:19.488 --> 00:14:21.490
- I don't feel the need to check.

00:14:21.490 --> 00:14:24.285
It's just Luis
needs to be checked sometimes.

00:14:24.285 --> 00:14:25.911
May I speak?

00:14:25.911 --> 00:14:27.079
Go ahead, Luis.

00:14:28.998 --> 00:14:29.957
- Listen, primo.

00:14:30.833 --> 00:14:34.420
You know, I just feel that
you treat me like your little Mini-me,

00:14:35.087 --> 00:14:37.089
when in actuality,

00:14:38.132 --> 00:14:39.383
I'm regular-sized me.

00:14:39.383 --> 00:14:41.218
Dawg, if you quote

00:14:41.218 --> 00:14:42.720
Austin Powers one more time,

00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:43.721
I'm gonna kill you.

00:14:43.721 --> 00:14:45.514
And put your ***' hand down.

00:14:45.514 --> 00:14:46.682
- You see what I'm dealing with?

00:14:47.182 --> 00:14:48.517
I have a suggestion.

00:14:49.018 --> 00:14:52.521
I feel it would be healthy
for you to spend some time apart.

00:14:52.521 --> 00:14:55.733
- Hey, lady, I'm his *** caseworker,
and we live together.

00:14:55.733 --> 00:14:58.777
- Well, we can't do anything
about the living situation,

00:14:59.528 --> 00:15:01.322
but in my professional opinion,

00:15:01.322 --> 00:15:03.908
your unresolved relationship issues

00:15:03.908 --> 00:15:07.328
are getting in the way
of you being an effective case manager.

00:15:08.370 --> 00:15:09.538
- You hear what Sandy says?

00:15:10.497 --> 00:15:11.957
- Fine. *** it.

00:15:11.957 --> 00:15:15.210
If you both are against me,
I won't be your case manager, okay?

00:15:15.669 --> 00:15:18.547
Good luck finding someone who isn't family
to put up with your ***

00:15:21.008 --> 00:15:21.967
Have fun, Sandy.

00:15:25.137 --> 00:15:26.138
Mm!

00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:28.849
Chamomile, huh?

00:15:28.849 --> 00:15:30.559
- No, English Breakfast.

00:15:31.435 --> 00:15:32.478
- That's what's up.

00:15:46.241 --> 00:15:47.993
- Great work, everyone.
Really good shares.

00:15:47.993 --> 00:15:49.787
Really, really good shares.
You killed it, Randy.

00:15:49.787 --> 00:15:50.788
- Thank you.

00:15:51.789 --> 00:15:53.123
- We missed you today, ese.

00:15:53.832 --> 00:15:54.833
- Damn, fool.

00:15:57.127 --> 00:15:59.254
- Hey, fool. Why didn't you wake me up?

00:15:59.254 --> 00:16:00.339
I had to take the bus.

00:16:00.339 --> 00:16:02.007
- Oh, man, I'm sorry.

00:16:02.007 --> 00:16:03.968
But I'm not your
case manager anymore.

00:16:03.968 --> 00:16:05.719
I don't wanna control your life.

00:16:06.178 --> 00:16:08.097
By the way, meet your new case manager.

00:16:08.097 --> 00:16:09.598
Kestin, come here real quick.

00:16:11.058 --> 00:16:12.309
This is the homey Kestin.

00:16:12.935 --> 00:16:14.353
Hope you fools are happy together.

00:16:15.229 --> 00:16:17.231
- Hey, hey. What's up, man?

00:16:17.231 --> 00:16:18.524
So nice to meet you.

00:16:18.524 --> 00:16:20.442
You know, I'm really glad
we get to work together.

00:16:20.442 --> 00:16:22.945
Hey, but I heard
you missed group hug today.

00:16:22.945 --> 00:16:25.614
- Yeah, you know, I overslept,
but Julio was supposed to wake me up.

00:16:25.614 --> 00:16:28.367
- Hmm. The tough thing
about relying on other people

00:16:28.367 --> 00:16:30.244
is sometimes they might let you down.

00:16:30.744 --> 00:16:33.789
That's why you always gotta be responsible
for your own actions.

00:16:33.789 --> 00:16:36.458
Anyway, I gotta write you up.

00:16:36.917 --> 00:16:38.377
- The ***, dawg?

00:16:38.377 --> 00:16:39.628
Julio never wrote me up.

00:16:39.628 --> 00:16:42.297
- Oh. Well, my name's Kestin.

00:16:47.594 --> 00:16:50.097
Soul Bossa Nova playing

00:17:30.637 --> 00:17:32.181
Take care.

00:17:35.017 --> 00:17:36.769
- Hey, you ate ***, dawg!

00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:43.609
- So why did you trip Kestin?

00:17:44.568 --> 00:17:46.528
- It was a joke, you know,
it was supposed to be funny.

00:17:47.029 --> 00:17:49.073
You know, Kestin's got a stick up his ***.

00:17:49.073 --> 00:17:51.867
- Remember, we talked about
how all your joking around

00:17:51.867 --> 00:17:53.827
is masking unresolved issues.

00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:56.747
Something else bothering you?

00:17:56.747 --> 00:17:57.831
I don't know.

00:17:59.083 --> 00:18:01.919
I guess I maybe miss dumb-*** Julio
being my caseworker.

00:18:03.212 --> 00:18:05.089
At least that fool
didn't write me up all the time.

00:18:05.089 --> 00:18:08.592
- Well, it sounds like Kestin is
holding you accountable for your actions.

00:18:08.592 --> 00:18:10.469
It's a good thing.

00:18:10.469 --> 00:18:14.431
It's also something
Julio is too codependent to do for you.

00:18:14.431 --> 00:18:17.059
- Hey, hold up, Sandy.
Don't talk about Julio like that, alright?

00:18:17.935 --> 00:18:19.937
- We're still blood.
- That may be,

00:18:19.937 --> 00:18:23.065
but we established
Julio's too controlling.

00:18:23.065 --> 00:18:24.441
- Hey, you know what?

00:18:24.441 --> 00:18:26.819
Julio said that you're the one
that's too controlling, Sandy.

00:18:26.819 --> 00:18:28.278
You ever think about that?

00:18:28.278 --> 00:18:29.738
- Luis, I didn't mean to--

00:18:29.738 --> 00:18:31.073
- Shh!

00:18:31.073 --> 00:18:32.241
- Luis, uh--
- Shh!

00:18:32.241 --> 00:18:33.909
- Uh, Luis, I--
- Shh!

00:18:33.909 --> 00:18:35.369
- Luis, I--
- Shh, shh, shh!

00:18:35.369 --> 00:18:36.578
Shh-shh, shh!

00:18:37.162 --> 00:18:38.163
- Luis, I have to--
- Shh. Shh.

00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:40.541
- Luis, let me just--
- Shh! Shh. Shh.

00:18:41.458 --> 00:18:42.459
Shh.

00:18:43.877 --> 00:18:45.337
- What are you doing right now?

00:18:45.337 --> 00:18:47.714
- What do you mean what am I doing?
Come on, it's Austin Powers.

00:18:49.007 --> 00:18:50.759
- Sorry, I've never seen it.

00:18:51.343 --> 00:18:52.344
What?

00:18:57.182 --> 00:18:59.643
- Hey, Jorge, did you finish
your GED homework?

00:18:59.643 --> 00:19:00.894
- Yup. All finished, chief.

00:19:01.812 --> 00:19:02.938
- Okay, good.

00:19:02.938 --> 00:19:04.690
But have you started to résumé yet?

00:19:04.690 --> 00:19:06.024
- Yep. I'm almost finished.

00:19:06.608 --> 00:19:08.110
I've been working very hard on it, chief.

00:19:08.652 --> 00:19:10.154
- Guess you never need me
to check you, huh?

00:19:10.154 --> 00:19:12.698
- Nah. I'll never
put you in that position.

00:19:13.198 --> 00:19:14.449
Got a lot of respect for you.

00:19:15.701 --> 00:19:17.411
Hey, chief, you wanna see
the five-year plan

00:19:17.411 --> 00:19:18.537
to get my life back on track?

00:19:18.537 --> 00:19:20.831
- No, Jorge. I don't wanna see that.

00:19:20.831 --> 00:19:22.332
Stop calling me chief.

00:19:22.332 --> 00:19:23.917
- Okay, chief.
- Hey, Julio.

00:19:25.252 --> 00:19:26.503
Think I could talk to you for a second?

00:19:27.087 --> 00:19:28.964
- Hey, Jorge, give us a minute.

00:19:28.964 --> 00:19:30.924
- Okay, chief, I'll go see
if they need help in the kitchen.

00:19:31.967 --> 00:19:33.594
- Yeah, you do that.

00:19:33.594 --> 00:19:34.595
- See you later, chief.

00:19:37.723 --> 00:19:38.724
- So what's up?

00:19:39.183 --> 00:19:40.184
- Not much.

00:19:41.393 --> 00:19:42.394
How you been?

00:19:43.312 --> 00:19:44.313
- I've been good.

00:19:45.147 --> 00:19:45.981
Life is good.

00:19:45.981 --> 00:19:47.858
- Oh, good, good.

00:19:49.067 --> 00:19:50.068
- How you been?

00:19:50.569 --> 00:19:51.570
Good, I hope.

00:19:51.570 --> 00:19:53.572
- Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good, you know.

00:19:54.239 --> 00:19:55.824
Nothing to complain about, really.

00:19:57.367 --> 00:19:58.243
- Good. Good.

00:19:58.243 --> 00:20:01.121
Well, hey, I should get going.

00:20:01.121 --> 00:20:02.122
- Oh, okay.

00:20:02.581 --> 00:20:03.999
- It was nice seeing you.

00:20:03.999 --> 00:20:05.209
Yeah, good to see you too.

00:20:08.378 --> 00:20:09.379
Hey.

00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:11.590
Hey, you know what I found out?

00:20:12.507 --> 00:20:14.468
That Sandy hasn't even seen Austin Powers.

00:20:14.468 --> 00:20:17.137
- What? For real?
- Crazy, huh?

00:20:17.137 --> 00:20:18.597
- What, did she live
in a cave or something?

00:20:18.597 --> 00:20:20.933
- Yeah. A cave
that didn't even have cable.

00:20:21.767 --> 00:20:24.478
I can't believe I was listening
to everything that *** was saying to me.

00:20:24.478 --> 00:20:26.480
- Knowing everything
we know about her now,

00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.482
she was probably wrong
about everything she told us.

00:20:29.858 --> 00:20:31.902
- Hey, you know what would
really piss Sandy off?

00:20:31.902 --> 00:20:33.820
Is if you became
my case manager again.

00:20:33.820 --> 00:20:35.489
- That would drive her *** nuts.

00:20:36.073 --> 00:20:37.950
Then she'd need to go to therapy.

00:20:37.950 --> 00:20:40.202
- Too bad that *** don't even work.
- Therapy's for losers.

00:20:40.202 --> 00:20:41.370
- Lame-*** fools.

00:20:41.370 --> 00:20:42.788
- Don't even know
why you went in the first place.

00:20:42.788 --> 00:20:46.208
- Yeah, dawg, I don't know how the ***
I thought that shit was gonna fix my life.

00:20:48.669 --> 00:20:49.670
- You need a ride?

00:20:50.837 --> 00:20:53.340
- Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool.

00:20:53.340 --> 00:20:56.969
Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers
and Grover Washington, Jr. playing

00:20:56.969 --> 00:20:59.680
Hey, but I still don't understand
why you don't eat the pizza crusts.

00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:01.640
Dawg, I just don't like the taste.

00:21:01.640 --> 00:21:03.892
That *** tastes like cardboard.
It's not that deep.

00:21:03.892 --> 00:21:05.519
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:21:05.519 --> 00:21:07.354
Just the two of us

00:21:08.313 --> 00:21:10.941
We can make it if we try

00:21:10.941 --> 00:21:12.567
Just the two of us

00:21:13.235 --> 00:21:15.028
Just the two of us

00:21:15.487 --> 00:21:17.739
- Hey, fool, I forgot something.

00:21:17.739 --> 00:21:18.740
I'll catch you outside.

00:21:18.740 --> 00:21:20.867
Building castles in the sky

00:21:20.867 --> 00:21:22.577
Just the two of us

00:21:23.328 --> 00:21:24.871
You and I

00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:27.040
- Can I help you with something, Julio?

00:21:27.749 --> 00:21:29.209
- Just wanted to let you know

00:21:29.918 --> 00:21:31.837
Luis asked me to be
his case manager again.

00:21:32.587 --> 00:21:35.048
I guess you were wrong.

00:21:35.674 --> 00:21:37.467
- I was only trying to help.

00:21:37.467 --> 00:21:39.720
If that's what the two of you want,
then that's okay.

00:21:41.305 --> 00:21:45.017
- You thought you could destroy
a ***' family, didn't you, Sandy?

00:21:45.600 --> 00:21:46.601
Just the two of us

00:21:46.601 --> 00:21:47.769
***' home-wrecker.

00:21:48.437 --> 00:21:50.939
We can make it if we try

00:21:50.939 --> 00:21:54.401
Just the two of us

00:21:54.401 --> 00:21:55.694
Hey, *** Sandy.

00:21:55.694 --> 00:21:58.238
Just the two of us

00:21:58.238 --> 00:21:59.698
Building castles

00:21:59.698 --> 00:22:00.657
Oh.

00:22:01.325 --> 00:22:02.284
- Come on, turn the wheel
all the way, dawg.

00:22:02.284 --> 00:22:03.452
I got it. I got.

00:22:03.452 --> 00:22:05.078
Cállate, pendejo. I got.

00:22:05.078 --> 00:22:06.038
- Alright, alright, alright.

00:22:07.581 --> 00:22:08.582
- Oh.
- God.

00:22:10.834 --> 00:22:11.877
Tsk.

00:22:13.003 --> 00:22:14.171
Oh!

00:22:14.171 --> 00:22:15.297
- Come on, let me do it.

00:22:15.297 --> 00:22:17.174
- I can do it, you ***' idiot!

00:22:17.174 --> 00:22:20.719
Just the two of us

00:22:20.719 --> 00:22:23.013
Oh!
- Playin' bumper cars or what?

00:22:23.013 --> 00:22:25.349
- Who the ***
parked their cars like this?

00:22:25.349 --> 00:22:26.892
Building big castles way on high

00:22:26.892 --> 00:22:27.851
Ohh!

00:22:27.851 --> 00:22:29.478
Even Miss Daisy drives better than this.

00:22:29.478 --> 00:22:30.729
Man, shut up!

00:22:30.729 --> 00:22:32.189
Just give me time.

00:22:33.273 --> 00:22:35.359
***! Help!