WEBVTT 00:00:05.552 --> 00:00:07.887 Here we go 00:00:09.889 --> 00:00:10.807 Good morning! 00:00:10.807 --> 00:00:12.308 My name is Blaabjerg. 00:00:12.308 --> 00:00:15.395 I have yust arrived and am here to see the president. 00:00:15.395 --> 00:00:16.604 The president? 00:00:16.604 --> 00:00:19.399 He lives in the White House. 00:00:19.399 --> 00:00:22.569 No, this is the place I am looking for. 00:00:22.569 --> 00:00:24.487 But this place isn't white. 00:00:24.487 --> 00:00:27.198 It's red and blue and yellow 00:00:27.198 --> 00:00:31.494 and grey and pink and another kind of red. 00:00:31.494 --> 00:00:34.497 Could we please dispense with all the yibber-yabber? 00:00:34.497 --> 00:00:36.499 I have yourneyed a great distance 00:00:36.499 --> 00:00:38.877 with an important message for your president. 00:00:38.877 --> 00:00:40.336 Okay. 00:00:40.336 --> 00:00:42.422 So if I understand correctly... 00:00:42.422 --> 00:00:44.424 your name is Blaabjerg... 00:00:44.424 --> 00:00:45.675 Ja. 00:00:45.675 --> 00:00:47.761 You have travelled a great distance... 00:00:47.761 --> 00:00:48.928 Ja. 00:00:48.928 --> 00:00:50.889 With a message for the president... 00:00:50.889 --> 00:00:52.932 Ja. 00:00:52.932 --> 00:00:55.018 Got it. One moment, please. 00:01:02.734 --> 00:01:05.820 Help! We are under alien attack! 00:01:05.820 --> 00:01:08.990 What? No! I am from Denmark. 00:01:08.990 --> 00:01:12.160 From the Planet Denmark! 00:01:14.996 --> 00:01:16.623 Buckle up 00:01:16.623 --> 00:01:18.625 And hold on tight 00:01:18.625 --> 00:01:21.628 You and me on a wild ride 00:01:21.628 --> 00:01:24.672 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:01:24.672 --> 00:01:27.842 Together we'll make it all the way 00:01:27.842 --> 00:01:30.553 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:01:30.553 --> 00:01:32.472 We'll always find our way around 00:01:32.472 --> 00:01:34.682 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:34.682 --> 00:01:38.978 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:01:38.978 --> 00:01:40.522 You got me 00:01:40.522 --> 00:01:42.315 I got you 00:01:42.315 --> 00:01:44.067 Here we go 00:01:45.819 --> 00:01:48.196 I'm sorry for the mix-up earlier. 00:01:48.196 --> 00:01:49.322 I know it may not seem like it, 00:01:49.322 --> 00:01:52.158 but Geneva is more than just a pretty face. 00:01:52.158 --> 00:01:54.244 She also has really nice smelling hair. 00:01:56.412 --> 00:01:59.332 Anyway, I've never seen a briefcase made of Snappo. 00:01:59.332 --> 00:02:00.291 Where'd you get it? 00:02:00.291 --> 00:02:02.669 At the Snappo factory. 00:02:02.669 --> 00:02:04.337 Which I own. 00:02:04.337 --> 00:02:08.091 I am Tobias Blaabjerg, the founder of Snappo. 00:02:08.091 --> 00:02:09.968 Here is my business card. 00:02:12.303 --> 00:02:15.807 And here are the instructions to assemble my business card. 00:02:18.101 --> 00:02:20.103 It's great to meet you! 00:02:20.103 --> 00:02:21.855 I remember my first Snappo set. 00:02:21.855 --> 00:02:24.023 It was a pirate ship! 00:02:24.023 --> 00:02:28.695 I am glad to see Snappo makes you yump for yoy. 00:02:28.695 --> 00:02:31.114 I was much like you when I was young. 00:02:31.114 --> 00:02:34.450 Devastatingly handsome? 00:02:34.450 --> 00:02:37.120 Well... ja. 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:40.081 And I loved toys more than anything. 00:02:40.081 --> 00:02:43.042 Which brings me to what brings me here. 00:02:43.042 --> 00:02:46.254 I would much like you to have Snappo. 00:02:48.715 --> 00:02:51.176 I have worked for many years, 00:02:51.176 --> 00:02:54.137 and it is time to retire to my private island... 00:02:54.137 --> 00:02:56.139 which is also made of Snappo. 00:02:56.139 --> 00:02:58.641 It's beautiful, 00:02:58.641 --> 00:03:02.145 but it hurts to go yogging barefoot on the beach. 00:03:02.145 --> 00:03:05.148 Taking over Snappo would be a dream come true, 00:03:05.148 --> 00:03:08.651 but I can't afford to buy a multi-million dollar company. 00:03:08.651 --> 00:03:10.153 I only got this one 00:03:10.153 --> 00:03:12.989 because the last owner was such an incompetent loser. 00:03:12.989 --> 00:03:15.158 Oof! 00:03:15.158 --> 00:03:17.160 Love the enthusiastic sweeping, Mrs. Bubkes, 00:03:17.160 --> 00:03:19.078 but let's try to focus on the floors. 00:03:20.371 --> 00:03:22.707 I am not interested in money. 00:03:22.707 --> 00:03:26.669 I built my company brick by brick... 00:03:26.669 --> 00:03:31.174 by brick, by brick, by brick, by brick, by brick, by brick... 00:03:31.174 --> 00:03:33.468 Well, it was a big yob. 00:03:33.468 --> 00:03:36.095 The point is, what's important to me 00:03:36.095 --> 00:03:39.182 is that Snappo ends up in the right hands. 00:03:39.182 --> 00:03:41.184 Jarvis has the right hands. 00:03:41.184 --> 00:03:43.519 Look at them! They're so strong... 00:03:43.519 --> 00:03:47.106 yet smooth and soft to the touch. 00:03:47.106 --> 00:03:50.818 I would just ask you to cover the costs of the transfer. 00:03:50.818 --> 00:03:53.863 Say, $25,000? 00:03:53.863 --> 00:03:56.491 Only $25,000? 00:03:56.491 --> 00:03:59.244 This could be my chance to get back in the toy business! 00:03:59.244 --> 00:04:02.205 And out of the stealing toy businesses business. 00:04:02.205 --> 00:04:04.874 Well, that's an amazing offer! 00:04:04.874 --> 00:04:06.709 You've got yourself a deal! 00:04:06.709 --> 00:04:10.088 Yippee! I am really yazzed about this! 00:04:16.219 --> 00:04:18.137 What is this? 00:04:21.224 --> 00:04:23.059 Jarvis asked me to hire a painter. 00:04:23.059 --> 00:04:24.560 So I did... me. 00:04:26.229 --> 00:04:27.230 Are you sure 00:04:27.230 --> 00:04:28.815 you should be doing that yourself? 00:04:28.815 --> 00:04:30.233 Everything you do goes badly. 00:04:30.233 --> 00:04:31.401 What? 00:04:31.401 --> 00:04:32.819 I bet you can't name one thing I've done 00:04:32.819 --> 00:04:33.903 that's gone badly! 00:04:33.903 --> 00:04:36.197 You got locked in a desk for three days, 00:04:36.197 --> 00:04:38.825 ate rotten pizza and thought you were a cartoon, 00:04:38.825 --> 00:04:40.660 flew a bicycle into power lines, 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:43.830 and crushed an old lady in a moosetrap. 00:04:43.830 --> 00:04:45.164 See? 00:04:45.164 --> 00:04:47.083 That was way more than one thing. 00:04:47.083 --> 00:04:49.335 And how about creating Mmm-boing? 00:04:49.335 --> 00:04:51.504 You still don't know where that ball is. 00:04:53.381 --> 00:04:55.133 Sure I do. He's over there. 00:04:55.133 --> 00:04:56.092 Now he's over there. 00:04:57.135 --> 00:04:59.137 Now he's over there. Now he's over there. 00:04:59.137 --> 00:05:00.972 Now he's over there. Now he's over there. 00:05:00.972 --> 00:05:03.224 Now he's over there. Now he's over there. 00:05:03.224 --> 00:05:04.309 Now he's on your desk, on your desk, on your desk... 00:05:04.309 --> 00:05:05.768 Aah! 00:05:05.768 --> 00:05:07.103 Shoo! Shoo! 00:05:08.438 --> 00:05:09.439 Bowie! 00:05:11.107 --> 00:05:12.275 I was going to use this canvas 00:05:12.275 --> 00:05:14.277 to make myself five pairs of pants! 00:05:14.277 --> 00:05:15.153 Short pants? 00:05:15.153 --> 00:05:16.988 No. 00:05:19.115 --> 00:05:20.700 Just sign here, 00:05:20.700 --> 00:05:23.286 and Snappo will be all yours, Yarvis. 00:05:23.286 --> 00:05:24.787 Wait! 00:05:24.787 --> 00:05:26.456 If you want Snappo to be in the right hands, 00:05:26.456 --> 00:05:29.876 it should be these hands. 00:05:29.876 --> 00:05:31.294 Oops! 00:05:31.294 --> 00:05:32.795 I mean these hands. 00:05:33.838 --> 00:05:37.300 I love Snappo way more than Yarvis. 00:05:38.301 --> 00:05:39.677 Please. 00:05:39.677 --> 00:05:43.056 I'm about to sign this contract on my Snappo desk. 00:05:43.056 --> 00:05:46.100 Big deal! So you've got a Snappo desk. 00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:48.144 I've got a Snappo dog! 00:05:51.731 --> 00:05:54.317 Who wants a treat? 00:05:56.569 --> 00:05:57.612 That's nothing. 00:05:57.612 --> 00:06:00.656 I'm wearing Snappo underpants. 00:06:05.203 --> 00:06:07.663 I drive a car made entirely out of Snappo! 00:06:09.540 --> 00:06:11.042 It's in the shop now, 00:06:11.042 --> 00:06:13.252 getting a new... engine block, 00:06:13.252 --> 00:06:14.879 but I totally have one. 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:17.507 Well, I have a life-sized, fully remote-controlled 00:06:17.507 --> 00:06:19.342 Snappo replica of myself. 00:06:19.342 --> 00:06:21.219 No, you don't! 00:06:24.347 --> 00:06:26.349 Well, I did. 00:06:31.354 --> 00:06:33.189 Okay, Mr. Blaabjerg. 00:06:33.189 --> 00:06:34.023 I know you're trying to decide 00:06:34.023 --> 00:06:34.732 whether to sell your company 00:06:34.732 --> 00:06:36.359 to me or Candace, 00:06:36.359 --> 00:06:39.362 but you should know, I have big plans for Snappo! 00:06:39.362 --> 00:06:41.531 I want to build a Snappo hotel... 00:06:44.909 --> 00:06:47.286 Snappoland theme park... 00:06:49.664 --> 00:06:52.375 And the S.S. Snappo Cruise Ship! 00:06:56.254 --> 00:06:57.505 We're still working out 00:06:57.505 --> 00:06:59.632 the Snappo-isn't-watertight problem. 00:06:59.632 --> 00:07:01.509 Yarvis, Yarvis... 00:07:01.509 --> 00:07:03.428 Yust stop. 00:07:03.428 --> 00:07:05.930 I have finished yudging and made my decision. 00:07:05.930 --> 00:07:09.225 Well, I hope you yudged me favourably. 00:07:09.225 --> 00:07:10.852 I did. 00:07:10.852 --> 00:07:12.854 Yarvis, Snappo is yours. 00:07:12.854 --> 00:07:15.440 You are the only choice. 00:07:15.440 --> 00:07:15.690 Candace... Snappo is yours. 00:07:15.690 --> 00:07:18.526 Candace... Snappo is yours. 00:07:18.526 --> 00:07:20.695 You are the only choice. 00:07:21.946 --> 00:07:24.407 Thank you, thank you! 00:07:24.407 --> 00:07:28.244 Come on, boy, let's go get Mr. Blaabjerg his money. 00:07:30.830 --> 00:07:32.582 You do that... 00:07:36.169 --> 00:07:38.421 Aw, come on! 00:07:38.421 --> 00:07:39.422 What kind of person 00:07:39.422 --> 00:07:40.673 doesn't clean up after their dog? 00:07:48.431 --> 00:07:49.432 Bowie! 00:07:49.432 --> 00:07:51.559 Guess what happened! 00:07:51.559 --> 00:07:52.560 You ran over to me 00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:53.936 and asked me to guess what happened! 00:07:53.936 --> 00:07:54.770 No. 00:07:54.770 --> 00:07:56.105 Yes! That's what happened. 00:07:56.105 --> 00:07:56.939 And I guessed it! 00:07:56.939 --> 00:07:58.483 What do I win? 00:07:58.483 --> 00:08:00.359 Just listen to me! 00:08:00.359 --> 00:08:01.569 You know this piece of canvas Mmm-boing ruined? 00:08:01.569 --> 00:08:04.113 Well, I posted it on ArtBay, 00:08:04.113 --> 00:08:06.073 hoping to get five bucks by selling it as scrap. 00:08:06.073 --> 00:08:07.158 Really? 00:08:07.158 --> 00:08:08.868 No one's going to pay five bucks for that. 00:08:08.868 --> 00:08:10.286 You're right. 00:08:10.286 --> 00:08:12.497 They paid 800! 00:08:12.497 --> 00:08:14.499 People thought it was an amazing piece 00:08:14.499 --> 00:08:15.583 by a gifted new artist, 00:08:15.583 --> 00:08:16.918 and the bidding went crazy. 00:08:16.918 --> 00:08:18.336 That's incredible! 00:08:18.336 --> 00:08:20.171 Where's my money? 00:08:20.171 --> 00:08:23.591 Probably in a velcro wallet. 00:08:23.591 --> 00:08:25.885 I mean my eight hundred dollars. 00:08:25.885 --> 00:08:27.178 I created Mmm-boing. 00:08:27.178 --> 00:08:28.221 It was my canvas. 00:08:28.221 --> 00:08:29.305 It was my paint. 00:08:29.305 --> 00:08:30.473 I'm the one who sold it. 00:08:30.473 --> 00:08:33.476 I won a guessing contest, and I'm still owed a prize. 00:08:33.476 --> 00:08:36.687 Wait. Why are we fighting about this? 00:08:36.687 --> 00:08:38.231 Because we don't like each other. 00:08:38.231 --> 00:08:39.732 That's not true! 00:08:39.732 --> 00:08:42.360 You like me. 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:44.070 But what I mean is, instead of fighting, 00:08:44.070 --> 00:08:46.489 we should go into business together. 00:08:46.489 --> 00:08:48.699 You're saying we get "the artist" 00:08:48.699 --> 00:08:50.618 to create more masterpieces? 00:08:50.618 --> 00:08:52.161 Right. 00:08:52.161 --> 00:08:53.996 We just need Mmm-boing to paint again. 00:08:53.996 --> 00:08:54.830 Where is he? 00:08:56.165 --> 00:08:59.502 Over there, over there, over there, over there... 00:08:59.502 --> 00:09:03.506 On your face, on your face, on your face, on your face... 00:09:05.550 --> 00:09:07.260 What's that? 00:09:07.260 --> 00:09:09.136 I heard we're buying a Danish company, 00:09:09.136 --> 00:09:12.515 so I figured we better start safety-testing danishes. 00:09:15.393 --> 00:09:17.478 Mmm... 00:09:17.478 --> 00:09:19.188 Safe! 00:09:20.648 --> 00:09:22.775 Geneva, did you go to the bank to get Mr. Blaabjerg his money? 00:09:22.775 --> 00:09:23.818 Yup! 00:09:26.571 --> 00:09:27.780 I hope you don't mind. 00:09:27.780 --> 00:09:29.198 I also got myself a little something 00:09:29.198 --> 00:09:31.784 while I was there. 00:09:32.118 --> 00:09:33.744 I was doing a little research on Snappo, 00:09:33.744 --> 00:09:34.745 and discovered 00:09:34.745 --> 00:09:37.164 that Tobias Blaabjerg died four years ago! 00:09:37.206 --> 00:09:38.332 Wow. 00:09:38.332 --> 00:09:39.875 Thank goodness we found out the truth 00:09:39.875 --> 00:09:41.836 before anyone lost $25,000! 00:09:41.836 --> 00:09:44.171 Guess who just bought Snappo 00:09:44.171 --> 00:09:45.131 for the low, low price of $25,000? 00:09:45.131 --> 00:09:48.509 for the low, low price of $25,000? 00:09:48.509 --> 00:09:50.386 Too bad Bowie's not here. 00:09:50.386 --> 00:09:53.264 He's really good at guessing contests. 00:09:53.264 --> 00:09:54.932 You gave him your money already? 00:09:54.932 --> 00:09:56.851 Yup! 00:09:56.851 --> 00:09:58.936 Because he chose me to be the new owner of Snappo! 00:09:58.936 --> 00:10:01.105 I hope there aren't any hard feelings. 00:10:01.105 --> 00:10:02.106 Uh, Candace... 00:10:02.106 --> 00:10:04.609 Fine! I do hope there are hard feelings. 00:10:04.609 --> 00:10:06.777 Anyway, before I head off to Denmark, 00:10:06.777 --> 00:10:08.696 there's something you should know 00:10:08.696 --> 00:10:10.531 about Mrs. Bubkes. 00:10:10.531 --> 00:10:13.701 An incredible secret I've been dying to tell you 00:10:13.701 --> 00:10:15.786 since the day you took over Knickknack... 00:10:15.786 --> 00:10:16.787 Hold on, I have to tell you something first. 00:10:16.787 --> 00:10:19.081 No, no, no, no, no, no! 00:10:19.081 --> 00:10:21.208 Me first. 00:10:21.208 --> 00:10:23.502 The truth about Mrs. Bubkes is... 00:10:23.502 --> 00:10:25.087 Candace, you were ripped off! 00:10:25.087 --> 00:10:27.256 Tobias Blaabjerg is dead. 00:10:27.256 --> 00:10:27.840 What? 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:27.882 " Tobias Blaabjerg, grundlaegger af Snappo legetoj dor ?" 00:10:27.882 --> 00:10:30.217 I got conned? 00:10:30.217 --> 00:10:33.721 You've got to help me get my money back. 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:37.058 I just checked online. We sold another one! 00:10:38.726 --> 00:10:40.895 You know, at first, I thought people were crazy 00:10:40.895 --> 00:10:43.314 to pay so much for Mmm-boing's paintings, 00:10:43.314 --> 00:10:44.607 but the more I look at them, 00:10:44.607 --> 00:10:47.151 the more I realize how good they are. 00:10:47.151 --> 00:10:48.903 Like this one that captures 00:10:48.903 --> 00:10:52.323 the enigmatic glory of the human condition. 00:10:52.323 --> 00:10:53.908 And this one that captures 00:10:53.908 --> 00:10:57.328 the enigmatic glory of a clown's underpants. 00:10:57.328 --> 00:10:58.829 Yeah, he's good... 00:10:58.829 --> 00:10:59.789 Except when he starts fooling around 00:10:59.789 --> 00:11:01.374 with other styles. 00:11:05.169 --> 00:11:06.212 Yuck! 00:11:06.212 --> 00:11:07.546 Where are the circles? 00:11:07.546 --> 00:11:09.006 Where are the seemingly random drips? 00:11:09.006 --> 00:11:11.926 Stick to what you're good at! 00:11:17.723 --> 00:11:19.850 Bubkes... 00:11:19.850 --> 00:11:23.354 ...invested with Candace. 00:11:23.354 --> 00:11:25.272 Well, don't worry, Mrs. Bubkes. 00:11:25.272 --> 00:11:26.857 We're going to help you get your money back. 00:11:26.857 --> 00:11:28.067 Really? 00:11:28.067 --> 00:11:29.694 Of course. 00:11:29.694 --> 00:11:30.695 You're part of our family. 00:11:31.904 --> 00:11:34.115 Thank goodness Yarvis called. 00:11:34.115 --> 00:11:36.742 I was worried he was on to me, 00:11:36.742 --> 00:11:40.746 but it looks like I'll be getting another $25,000. 00:11:40.746 --> 00:11:42.456 Ooh! 00:11:42.456 --> 00:11:44.291 And free cupcakes! 00:12:02.768 --> 00:12:03.644 Where am I? 00:12:06.313 --> 00:12:07.815 And what happened to my glasses? 00:12:07.815 --> 00:12:10.985 Looking for these? 00:12:10.985 --> 00:12:12.319 That depends. 00:12:12.319 --> 00:12:13.654 Are you holding up my glasses? 00:12:13.654 --> 00:12:15.823 I can't see two feet in front of me without them. 00:12:15.823 --> 00:12:18.325 Ow! 00:12:18.325 --> 00:12:20.161 Well, if you could see, 00:12:20.161 --> 00:12:22.663 you'd realize that you are in Denmark, 00:12:22.663 --> 00:12:25.374 locked in yail... 00:12:25.374 --> 00:12:27.835 and guarded by real Danish prison guards 00:12:27.835 --> 00:12:29.712 in very authentic uniforms 00:12:29.712 --> 00:12:31.005 that took a lot of effort to make, 00:12:31.005 --> 00:12:33.758 but may not have been all that necessary. 00:12:35.259 --> 00:12:36.761 I'm in Denmark? 00:12:36.761 --> 00:12:38.262 Ja. 00:12:38.262 --> 00:12:42.850 You were subdued by police and flown here on a yumbo yet. 00:12:42.850 --> 00:12:45.060 A yumbo yet? 00:12:45.060 --> 00:12:49.064 Don't you need a spaceship to get to Denmark? 00:12:49.064 --> 00:12:52.359 It's not another planet, remember? 00:12:52.359 --> 00:12:55.905 You know this because you are Danish. 00:12:55.905 --> 00:12:57.531 Oh, ja. 00:12:57.531 --> 00:12:59.617 I was yust yoking. 00:13:04.830 --> 00:13:06.916 Where's Mmm-boing? Why isn't he painting? 00:13:06.916 --> 00:13:08.834 He insisted on trying sculpting. 00:13:08.834 --> 00:13:08.876 He insisted on trying sculpting. 00:13:11.921 --> 00:13:15.883 I hope he starts soon. I'm cold! 00:13:18.469 --> 00:13:20.554 That's it. No more experimenting. 00:13:20.554 --> 00:13:23.390 This isn't art. This is business. 00:13:23.390 --> 00:13:24.892 From now on, you paint 00:13:24.892 --> 00:13:26.560 in the classic human condition- slash-clown underpants 00:13:26.560 --> 00:13:28.437 Mmm-boing style. 00:13:28.437 --> 00:13:29.480 Got it? 00:13:33.901 --> 00:13:35.236 See? 00:13:35.236 --> 00:13:36.904 That's how you talk to an artist. 00:13:36.904 --> 00:13:39.740 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 00:13:44.078 --> 00:13:45.621 You can't keep me here! 00:13:45.621 --> 00:13:46.956 Why am I in jail? 00:13:46.956 --> 00:13:48.040 In vhat? 00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:51.752 In yail! Why am I in yail? 00:13:51.752 --> 00:13:54.004 For impersonating a great Dane. 00:13:54.004 --> 00:13:57.383 I peed on one hydrant! 00:13:57.383 --> 00:13:59.844 Not that kind of Great Dane. 00:13:59.844 --> 00:14:02.346 You impersonated Tobias Blaabjerg, 00:14:02.346 --> 00:14:04.682 the founder of Snappo. 00:14:04.682 --> 00:14:08.185 You're going away for a very long time. 00:14:09.144 --> 00:14:11.188 How long, exactly? 00:14:11.188 --> 00:14:13.232 Because some people use this room as their office 00:14:13.232 --> 00:14:15.651 when it's not being used as a prison cell 00:14:15.651 --> 00:14:16.694 and would like to know 00:14:16.694 --> 00:14:17.862 when they might get use of it again. 00:14:22.116 --> 00:14:24.285 Of course, you could avoid yail altogether 00:14:24.285 --> 00:14:25.953 if you paid the fine. 00:14:25.953 --> 00:14:27.204 But it's a big one. 00:14:27.204 --> 00:14:33.627 131,563 krone and nine ore. 00:14:33.627 --> 00:14:35.963 What? How much is that? 00:14:35.963 --> 00:14:37.965 You're the one in prison. 00:14:37.965 --> 00:14:40.885 Why should we be punished by doing math? 00:14:42.970 --> 00:14:45.347 It yust happens by pure chance to vork out 00:14:45.347 --> 00:14:48.100 to exactly $25,000. 00:14:48.100 --> 00:14:50.519 $25,000? 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:53.105 By pure chance, I have that! 00:14:53.105 --> 00:14:54.440 Where's my briefcase? 00:14:56.025 --> 00:14:57.443 You mean this one? 00:14:57.443 --> 00:15:01.030 Those are my underpants. 00:15:01.030 --> 00:15:02.239 Oh. 00:15:04.700 --> 00:15:05.910 You mean this one? 00:15:05.910 --> 00:15:08.037 What is the combination? 00:15:08.037 --> 00:15:09.288 Let me out first. 00:15:20.966 --> 00:15:22.760 One... 00:15:22.760 --> 00:15:23.552 two... 00:15:23.552 --> 00:15:24.553 three. 00:15:24.553 --> 00:15:27.681 Aww! That's so obvious! 00:15:27.681 --> 00:15:30.184 How is a combination of impossibly random numbers 00:15:30.184 --> 00:15:31.060 obvious? 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:33.020 Okay, here's the... 00:15:33.020 --> 00:15:34.021 Hi, guys. 00:15:34.021 --> 00:15:35.230 Did you get Mrs. Bubkes's money back yet? 00:15:35.230 --> 00:15:37.066 Because her rent is due 00:15:37.066 --> 00:15:41.028 and the landlord said that she's getting too old to barter. 00:15:41.028 --> 00:15:43.072 You? 00:15:43.072 --> 00:15:44.031 How'd you get him here? 00:15:44.031 --> 00:15:46.367 To Denmark? 00:15:46.367 --> 00:15:49.328 On a yumbo yet, of course. 00:15:49.328 --> 00:15:52.164 And yust in case that was too subtle... 00:15:53.040 --> 00:15:55.167 Oh! 00:15:55.167 --> 00:15:57.711 This is Denmark. 00:15:57.711 --> 00:16:00.089 Not Knickknack Toys. 00:16:00.089 --> 00:16:02.007 I took a wrong turn. 00:16:02.007 --> 00:16:05.260 Stupid unreliable online maps. 00:16:05.260 --> 00:16:06.929 Well, I'll leave you 00:16:06.929 --> 00:16:08.138 to your official Danish business. 00:16:11.684 --> 00:16:14.103 Nice try. 00:16:14.103 --> 00:16:17.272 I see what's going on here. 00:16:17.272 --> 00:16:18.649 Wait. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:25.739 Now I see what's going on here. 00:16:25.739 --> 00:16:29.159 Could you explain it to me? 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.245 Good job. You made him quit. 00:16:31.245 --> 00:16:32.413 You're the one who encouraged him 00:16:32.413 --> 00:16:33.580 to try other stuff. 00:16:33.580 --> 00:16:35.290 I didn't want him to try sculpting and realism 00:16:35.290 --> 00:16:36.291 and splatter painting. 00:16:36.291 --> 00:16:38.460 He never did splatter painting. 00:16:38.460 --> 00:16:40.587 Oh, right. That was me. 00:16:51.473 --> 00:16:53.017 How dare you! 00:16:55.352 --> 00:16:58.856 Don't you know yellow doesn't go with brown? 00:16:58.856 --> 00:17:00.190 Is my face red? 00:17:06.613 --> 00:17:08.032 Yes. 00:17:35.100 --> 00:17:36.435 Wow, we made a... 00:17:36.435 --> 00:17:37.186 Mess! 00:17:37.186 --> 00:17:39.188 Masterpiece! 00:17:42.149 --> 00:17:44.359 Nice try. 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:46.862 But you can't con a con man. 00:17:51.909 --> 00:17:53.160 Careful! 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:54.495 That one might be real! 00:17:58.415 --> 00:18:00.084 Piper? 00:18:02.711 --> 00:18:04.338 Don't feel bad, kid. 00:18:04.338 --> 00:18:07.341 I've pulled this Snappo con 50 times. 00:18:07.341 --> 00:18:10.135 You're not my first mark. And you won't be my last. 00:18:10.135 --> 00:18:11.678 Yes, I will! 00:18:11.678 --> 00:18:14.098 Because you're going to real yail. 00:18:14.098 --> 00:18:15.516 Yeah! You just confessed. 00:18:15.516 --> 00:18:17.810 To a bunch of kids! 00:18:17.810 --> 00:18:20.020 And this real undercover policeman. 00:18:22.106 --> 00:18:23.607 Please. 00:18:23.607 --> 00:18:26.360 He's just another one of the kids who works here. 00:18:29.029 --> 00:18:30.697 Sorry I'm late for the scam! 00:18:30.697 --> 00:18:33.784 I had trouble finding a danish costume. 00:18:36.870 --> 00:18:38.372 I told you. 00:18:38.372 --> 00:18:40.207 He's an undercover cop. 00:18:50.509 --> 00:18:54.138 This movie's almost as awesome 00:18:54.138 --> 00:18:56.640 It's just like the other one but not as good 00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:01.145 This movie's almost as awesome 00:19:01.145 --> 00:19:03.188 We had a much lower budget but we did what we could 00:19:03.188 --> 00:19:06.150 I am Tobias J. Blaabjerg. 00:19:06.150 --> 00:19:08.527 The "J" stands for... 00:19:08.527 --> 00:19:11.155 Yust go see it!