When I woke up, the hotel was gone.
What's going on, Saiki?
What happened to everyone inside? Did they all die?!
Shut up.
My top priority right now is returning the hotel back to the way it was.
Those inside are most likely all right.
They likely would've perished had I blown the hotel away with psychokinesis,
but the cuts look too clean for that.
I must've transported it somewhere else.
Saiki! I see something at the bottom!
Is everyone really okay?
Yeah, they are. Probably. Definitely. Perhaps. In all likelihood.
They are all dead after all!
Not just the guys, but the girls too! How could you?!
Calm down. These aren't the skeletons of the hotel occupants.
High school girls are a national trea...
Whoa! What's this?!
A ship. But not just any ship.
It was carrying treasure equal in value to the hotel.
If this was apported here, then the hotel must now be...
...at sea.
What? A blackout?
Oh no. I can't sleep in the dark.
Maybe they made it so that it won't turn on after lights out.
Whoa, seriously?
Hey, let's talk about which girls we like.
Oh no! The A/C isn't turning on, either!
Hey, don't change the subject, Zolbe. You're the only one who hasn't told us.
Hairo hasn't said anything either!
He went to bed at eight, so we couldn't ask.
Oh, there's one rule. You can't pick Teruhashi.
She might as well be a celebrity model.
It has to be someone at school.
Ah, it's so hot. I'm gonna open the window, okay?
Did we always face the sea?
What? You're the one who was griping about not having a sea view earlier.
But it's the opposite. I can't see anything but sea.
Don't be ridiculous. What're you saying?
No, seriously, take a look.
See what?
Whoa? What? Huh?
You must have been seeing things in the dark.
Oh, the lights are back.
Good grief. That was close.
Whoa... That was crazy! It came back in an instant.
Everything's fine now, right?
Not yet.
What?
Give this thing back to me. You pulled it out, didn't you?
Oh, your head thing is gone, huh?
Did you lose it?
Well?
Me?! I didn't steal it!
What?
- I swear. I don't know about it. I really don't know! - He certainly seems to be telling the truth.
- I swear. I swear! - Then who on Earth...
Kokomi isn't back yet.
It's already after lights out.
I think we should tell the teachers.
Yeah. She isn't the type who sneaks out without telling anyone.
I'll go talk to the teachers.
No mistake. It was Teruhashi.
She disappeared somewhere with my control device.
Or rather, I made her disappear.
Then just like the hotel, she should've switched places with something too.
But there was nothing on the ground around me.
No, calm down. It's quicker if I look for her with clairvoyance.
Clairvoyance
Good! She's safe!
Ooh, thinking something dirty?
She's not safe at all!
Ooh, what kind of face is that?
Huh? Saiki?
Saiki?
Good grief. I can't come up with any excuses at this point.
It's my own fault. I'll just have to be honest and...
Is this... a dream?
Saiki!
Geez. Where'd you go? I'm gonna go back, okay?
Oh, there you are!
Where'd you go?
It's way past lights out! We've been so worried!
What?! About me?
I'm glad you're all right!
For real!
What's this? Am I finally popular?!
Geez. Don't worry us like that, Kokomi.
What?
Where have you been, Teruhashi?
T-Teruhashi? Me?
What's wrong, Kokomi?
Are you half asleep?
Saiki must've done something.
You're right. I used hypnosis.
I made it so that you appear as Teruhashi to them.
We don't want things to get any worse, after all.
Sorry, I can't use this ability on myself.
This makes me popular with guys, not with girls!
Why do I have to deal with his problem?!
Well then, let's go.
What? Where?
Where else? To our room.
Come on! Let's go!
Saiki... You're the best!
Teruhashi! What's wrong with your face?!
Don't do anything stupid.
But things there should be under control now.
All that's left is to swap him with the real Teruhashi, but...
Saiki.
What on Earth do I do?
Wow! This is amazing!
The interior doesn't quite match up,
but this is pretty much what I had in mind!
Don't be so picky. This was the closest I could find.
You can do anything you want in your dreams, huh?
Well, in my case, reality isn't much different.
Anything I want?
That's it!
Saiki, say "Oh..."!
This Saiki is also part of my dream, right?
Then he'll definitely do whatever I tell him to do!
I feel kinda sleepy... But I'm dreaming right now.
I wonder if I'm switching from REM to non-REM sleep?
It is already past 2:00 a.m.
But I'm not gonna fall asleep until Saiki says "Oh...!"
Staying up late is the enemy of beauty, you know.
Now, kneel before me, Saiki!
He said it! Saiki blushed when he looked at me!
I'm so happy!
Whoa there!
I was in the girls' room up until just earlier. Where am I?
I had Toritsuka appear as me to her.
Time to go back and catch some sleep.
Ah, Saiki!
You don't wanna say "Oh..." that much?
I'll never say it.
Saiki Residence
I finally got some decent sleep.
This school trip is such an ordeal.
There's really no place like home.
Now then...
Time to keep on keeping on.
Okinawa
When'd you come back yesterday?
You weren't in at lights out, were you?
Where'd you go?
Nowhere interesting.
I just took a little trip abroad.
Because of the strange dream I had last night, I can barely look at Saiki.
But to think that he showed up in my dreams...
Kokomi, you were acting so weird yesterday.
What?
As soon as we got back, you said you wanted to wrestle
and that we should take off each other's clothes.
What? I did?!
That idiot!
Okay! Once you've finished breakfast, get on the bus!
We're going to a pineapple farm and an aquarium, right?
Yup! And in the afternoon, it'll finally be beach time!
We're going to Emerald Beach!
That's right. My school trip starts here!
To prepare for this day, I haven't eaten any sweets for a month,
and I worked hard every day to lose weight.
Since we got here, I got carried away and ate some snacks,
but anyway!
I did it all...
Yumehara! Oops, I meant to say...
...my everlasting summer paradise baby!
...to get Saiki to pay attention to me!
I even went out of my way to buy a new swimsuit.
I'll get him to notice me one way or another!
Good grief. So I have to worry about you now?
Use your X-ray vision! Which card has Kaidou on it?
X-ray vision!
Find out later in the episode!
On the second day of our Okinawa school trip,
we, the students of PK Academy,
- are visiting a pineapple farm. - Your head's kinda like a pineapple.
Oh? I thought pineapples were ring-shaped.
Now listen. This is a sample. It's just to try it out.
I'll try them all out!
- Perky pineapple... Juicy mangos... - Eww, gross. What's with him? He's, like, creepy.
We're also visiting the aquarium...
Whoa! It's huge!
Isn't the Capture Level for that thing at least 20?
So your world is shrouded in darkness too, huh?
The fish are gathering around Teruhashi!
They think she's a mermaid!
And in the afternoon, we finally arrive at Chiyo Yumehara's goal...
Just then, the beach was enveloped by enthusiastic applause.
Sorry! I had a hard time finding a locker.
No worries! We didn't wait at all!
That's right! No problem!
They made it an ordinary everyday scene?!
The caption is huge!
Where are the sparkles that Kokomi got?!
Now Mera's the only one missing, huh?
Oh? Yeah.
Huh? What's this? No reaction? Have they already moved on?!
I'm sorry!
My swimsuit is a bit small so I had trouble putting it on.
Mera got a close up too!
And she's posing! Has her personality changed?!
Mera's kinda busty, isn't she?
And she has an old-fashioned school swimsuit on.
I like girls with a figure like hers the best!
I wish I could have eaten more for lunch.
They're still focused on Mera?!
I'm hungry.
So her name is Nakao, huh?
Who's that?!
- But whatever. As long as Saiki notices me... - My everlasting summer paradise baby!
Hey, where's Saiki?
Oh? My pal? He said he was going ahead.
He didn't even check me out?
Okay, fine. It's over. My school trip is over, okay?
Oh? Aren't you gonna swim?
No, I don't feel so good.
Y-You mean you can't swim, either?! Actually, I...
I can. Aren't you gonna go?
I've been put under a curse by Poseidon, the God of the Sea.
Whenever seawater touches my body, it burns like acid.
Why must the gods be so capricious?!
In other words, you can't swim, right?
Th-Th-That's not true!
Did he just blush when he looked at me? He did, didn't he?!
He's looking away!
How cute!
Kaidou!
Did you see a ball come this way?
N-N-No, I didn't!
He rolled backwards three times?!
- I can't believe how he reacted so much more to her. - Are you okay?
Y-Y-Yes, I'm okay!
This is so unfair!
Someone, please tell me I'm cute!
Hey, she's super cute!
Yes!
Hey, you there!
Whoa... Check you out!
Wanna get some shaved ice with us?
What? This is a joke, right? Are they really hitting on me?
Hey, what's the problem? Let's go!
How dense must they be to think they're in my league?
I know I'm really cute, but this is outrageous!
There's bravery, and then there's just plain idiocy!
But wait a second.
- Are you nervous? - What if one of them has assets worth 40 billion yen?
But they look like total morons.
What're those guys doing?
- But their parents could be rich, right? - Okay, it's decided! Let's go!
Good grief. I guess I'll go help her before things get out of hand.
Let her go!
She doesn't wanna go! So scram!
What?
W-Well... She doesn't want to go, right? So...
This is none of your business, got that?!
Um, I-I'm her classmate...
I-If you don't cut it out, I-I'm gonna um... get serious...
Huh? What're you mumbling about?!
Well... I mean...
Cut it out!
Sorry, but we're on a school trip.
If you keep harassing us, I'll get the teachers.
What? Don't get *y with us!
We weren't talking to you!
We're talking to that girl! Get lost, you dumb broad.
Or maybe you're jealous because no one hit on you?
You bastards! Apologize to Yumehara!
What do you think you're doing?!
Just apologize to her, you scumbags!
You really did it now, you bastard! That hur...
It doesn't hurt at all. He punched me, didn't he?
It looks like you got a bug bite.
You damn weakling! I didn't feel that punch at all!
No, think again.
It hurts now?!
Well, of course.
- You were struck by The Jet-Black Wings' fist of rage. - It feels like the inside of my cheek is being pinched really hard!
Are you okay?!
Ow! It hurts!
You'll pay for this!
- Ow! Now my cheek hurts too! - Looks like he was just trying to act tough.
A-Are you okay? They really were rude.
What Yumehara sees...
Don't let those guys bother you, Yumehara.
What Yumehara hears...
You're plenty cute, Chiyo.
Kaidou.
He's so dreamy!
Excellent job, Kaidou.
Thus the second day of the school trip concluded...
...and the final day arrived.
Our school trip is almost over, huh?
It went kinda quick.
That's how it goes when the trip's only three days.
It felt like two weeks to me.
Oh? Didn't get enough sleep, runt? That'll stunt your growth.
You're the reason I couldn't sleep!
So Kaidou's flashing back to last night.
You were snoring really loud!
Since you were making such a racket, I went to wake you up, but...
I was terrified!
Why do you sleep with your eyes rolled back?!
Huh?! Look who's talking! You were pretty noisy too!
What?!
You kept muttering in your sleep!
So you're doing a flashback too?
What's this power? Is it going out of control?
- Wh-Where does this guy get all this power? - Since you were so noisy, I thought I'd give you a kick. Then...
Stop... Stop it...!
I-I can't breathe!
It was creepy!
I can't sleep if I don't have a blanket on my face!
Your snoring is way worse!
- Sleep talking is way more annoying, you frigging moron! - Well, I had to sleep in the middle of both of you.
But that's all in the past now! I'm glad that's over!
Yeah! Let's buy some souvenirs and go back already!
No, not yet. There's something I still need to do.
On the flight over...
Oh, and yes, I'm doing a flashback too.
I saw it in a magazine I happened to be reading.
Yes, I mean the recommended dessert on International Avenue, Coffee Red Bean Anmitsu.
They only serve five per day.
It's a legendary red bean dessert by a famous hole-in-the-wall.
Well, now that it's in a magazine, hole-in-the-wall or legendary doesn't really apply anymore.
In any case...
I must eat this Coffee Red Bean Anmitsu before I go home.
In order to do so, I have to be alone.
If I go with them, they'll definitely get in my way.
Where did the girls go?
Oh yeah. I don't see them.
I don't have to worry about the girls because I have an ally in their group.
Geez, Mera, the guys already left.
Chinsuko is delicious!
Let's go already!
Don't go into every single shop that offers samples, geez.
Has Mera even done anything but sample food on this trip?
We're gonna lose the guys like this!
Yumehara, go ahead. I'll stay with Mera.
What?
I don't think Kaidou's gone that far yet.
What?!
Wha... What?! Why?! Kaidou?!
- What? Um... Why? H-H-How?! - Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that might be the case...
The girls can do whatever they want.
The problem is...
- Does bitter melon taste good? - Shut up. You had some when we ate at the hotel.
- Does it? Hey. Does it? Hey. - ...these guys. I need to lose them one way or the other.
- Did you sense my powerful wave energy? - Shut up!
We're picking up where we left off on the last day of the PK Academy school trip.
There is something I have to do in Okinawa...
I must eat the Coffee Red Bean Anmitsu.
To do so, I need to lose these guys
- Does it? Hey. Does it? Hey. - because they'll definitely get in my way.
I can't believe it's so obvious to Teruhashi that I like Kaidou!
Am I making it that obvious?
Oh, I'm sorry. I won't tell anyone.
But I also know who you like, Kokomi.
What?!
- I'll cut to the chase! It's Nen— - No, don't say it!
K-Keep it to yourself, okay?
If she says it out loud, my life is over!
Okay. But I can't just leave you here.
Then we'd better hurry up and take Mera with us...
Come with me!
...or that guy's going to take her instead.
Oh, by the way. Don't you think you should use my first name by now?
Calling me by my last name is too formal, right?
You even know who I like. So call me Chiyo, okay?
We're good friends now, okay, Kokomi?
O-Okay.
Ch-Chiyo.
Yes, Kokomi?
How sweet...
You're still eating?!
Yep, no worries on that end.
The problem is these guys.
Hey you, the cool guy over there.
Would you like a T-shirt?
Whoa! This is cool!
Isn't it? Would you like one for a souvenir?
Whoa! Are you sure? Thanks, pops.
Huh? I thought you were giving it to me.
Why would I?!
- What's the deal, striding off with it?! - I'll give you a discount, mister.
But I already bought viper powder and a bunch of other stuff.
It's normally 28,000 yen, but just for you, I'll make it 3,000 yen.
What?! You're making it that cheap?! I-I'll buy it!
Well... How about if you buy one, I'll give you one for free?
Oh! Then I'll buy this one, so make this one free!
It doesn't work like that!
- Hey... Where did Saiki go? - Thank you very much.
I can't find my pal!
Good. I finally lost them.
Now no one stands between me and my Coffee Red Bean Anmitsu.
At this rate, I should be able to get to the shop right around opening time.
All I have to do now is walk over there.
What's wrong?!
- M-My stomach...! - Hey, what's wrong, Takahashi?!
He's still here?
I thought he went home on the second day due to his stomachache.
Oh, now I remember.
I turned back time for him.
It hurts! Or maybe not!
But we're about to go home. No need to intervene further.
Hey, Saiki!
Go get a teacher!
- Hey, Takahashi! - Why don't one of you?
- Are you okay?! - Give me a break. This is such a pain.
We'll take care of him, so go get a teacher!
Go for it, Saiki!
You guys aren't helping.
Hang in there, Takahashi!
Good grief.
I wasted time on a minor issue.
No matter. Now no one will stand in my way.
There you are!
The perverted brother's here.
Where's Kokomi?
He actually came all the way to Okinawa?
Your brother ditched his filming for JUMPoli to come see you, Kokomi!
Another TV Tokyo show, huh?
Now, where's Kokomi?!
Who are you?!
That's my line...
- Wait, Tohru Mugami?! I'm a huge fan! - Um... Well... More importantly...
- Hypnosis is pretty useful. - Can I have your autograph?!
There it is. That's the place.
Welcome!
Oh, hey, pal!
Hi! We're sitting here!
Where have you been?
I'm surprised that you found us.
Now everyone in our group is here!
I knew it before I opened the door.
Welcome!
Oh, the Coffee Red Bean Anmitsu?
I'm sorry, but we sold them all to those customers over there.
Thank you for waiting!
They're here!
Whoa! They look delicious! And they only serve five a day!
Good grief. This is how it ends, huh?
Hey, pal! Come sit here. You can have some of mine.
Pops, give me a dish and a spoon.
Oh, have some of mine too!
Take mine too.
What? You too, Mera?!
I ended up eating too many samples.
There, it's done!
Saiki's has the most now, huh?
What? Then give me some b—
Now, let's chow down! This'll be the last memory we make on our school trip!
Let's dig in!
This isn't too bad.
A lot happened, but the Okinawa school trip ended without incident,
and now we're returning to our daily school life.
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime...
Good grief. Another transfer student?
That should liven things up.