WEBVTT 00:00:05.577 --> 00:00:07.884 I'll never forget it. It was 30 years ago. 00:00:07.927 --> 00:00:10.495 I was spraying activator in my Jheri curl 00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:13.464 when this lanky kid wandered into my bowling alley. 00:00:13.508 --> 00:00:15.640 Never picked up a ball in his life, 00:00:15.684 --> 00:00:19.427 but I knew right away he was a natural. 00:00:19.470 --> 00:00:22.734 An untamed horse just waiting to be broken. 00:00:24.606 --> 00:00:26.303 Now, I don't want to take all the credit 00:00:26.347 --> 00:00:28.958 - for Tom becoming a pro bowler... - Wait for it. 00:00:29.001 --> 00:00:31.221 But if it wasn't for me, it never would've happened. 00:00:31.265 --> 00:00:32.697 There it is. 00:00:32.901 --> 00:00:35.904 I am proud to officially announce 00:00:35.947 --> 00:00:40.125 the very first PBA member ever to come out of Archie's Lanes, 00:00:40.169 --> 00:00:42.084 Tom Smallwood. Tell the people how you did it, Tom. 00:00:45.304 --> 00:00:49.874 I had, uh, over a 200 average in 36 games of league play. 00:00:52.660 --> 00:00:55.184 Great bowler, lousy storyteller. 00:00:55.227 --> 00:00:57.403 Just show 'em the card, Tom. 00:01:00.232 --> 00:01:01.760 Yeah, man. 00:01:01.968 --> 00:01:03.370 Come on, honey. It's a school night. 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:03.974 Bye, Dad. 00:01:04.017 --> 00:01:05.676 - Bye, honey. - Hey, man. 00:01:05.819 --> 00:01:07.952 Your manager has a surprise for you. 00:01:07.995 --> 00:01:10.444 Lew, I told you I don't need a manager. 00:01:10.537 --> 00:01:12.365 Oh, then I guess you don't need 00:01:12.409 --> 00:01:16.108 an exclusive television interview... on television. 00:01:16.952 --> 00:01:19.416 What are you talking about? 00:01:19.459 --> 00:01:21.287 I know a guy at the Channel Ten news. 00:01:21.331 --> 00:01:23.550 He likes the idea of a feel-good story 00:01:23.594 --> 00:01:26.075 about a laid-off factory worker chasing a dream. 00:01:26.118 --> 00:01:27.946 Channel Ten? Ooh. 00:01:27.990 --> 00:01:29.905 They got the nice van with the big satellite dish on top. 00:01:29.948 --> 00:01:31.558 Mm-hmm. 00:01:31.602 --> 00:01:33.430 They got Doppler. 00:01:33.473 --> 00:01:36.389 I don't know what the hell that is, but they got it. 00:01:36.433 --> 00:01:38.304 Wow. My first TV interview. 00:01:38.348 --> 00:01:40.263 Thanks, Lew. 00:01:40.306 --> 00:01:42.308 Thanks, Manager. 00:01:43.919 --> 00:01:46.486 You just made everyone 00:01:46.530 --> 00:01:49.141 at Lew Can Do It Entertainment very happy. 00:02:01.360 --> 00:02:03.688 - Hey. - You're late. 00:02:03.731 --> 00:02:04.950 Yeah, sorry. I was getting ready for the interview. 00:02:04.950 --> 00:02:06.125 In... ? What interview? 00:02:06.169 --> 00:02:09.694 With Channel Ten. They got the nice van with the big satellite on top. 00:02:10.037 --> 00:02:11.957 Well, you could've gave me a warning. 00:02:12.001 --> 00:02:14.307 I didn't even wax my head. 00:02:14.351 --> 00:02:16.483 Actually, I-I think they just want to interview me. 00:02:16.527 --> 00:02:20.487 Oh. Well, listen, don't forget to mention Archie's Lanes... 00:02:20.531 --> 00:02:22.881 It's showtime, baby. Look, the news van just pulled up. Here. 00:02:22.925 --> 00:02:25.753 - Put this hat on. - What? Why? 00:02:25.797 --> 00:02:27.843 Well, because you either need a look or a big personality. 00:02:27.886 --> 00:02:29.496 And we're going with a look. 00:02:31.542 --> 00:02:33.936 I've never been on TV before. I... 00:02:33.979 --> 00:02:35.285 Oh, it's easy. Just-just be your smartest, 00:02:35.328 --> 00:02:37.591 most professional self. 00:02:37.635 --> 00:02:40.899 The hat will do the heavy lifting. 00:02:40.943 --> 00:02:43.206 I appreciate it, Lew, but I-I'm not really a hat guy. 00:02:43.249 --> 00:02:48.124 Here, man. Bam! Yeah. 00:02:48.167 --> 00:02:50.126 You better grab your luggage, 'cause you have just arrived. 00:02:53.956 --> 00:02:55.392 How do I look? 00:02:55.435 --> 00:02:58.003 Like Samuel L. Jack*. 00:03:01.267 --> 00:03:04.227 Well, henceforth, you know, 00:03:04.270 --> 00:03:05.968 being a professional bowler has always been my dream. 00:03:06.011 --> 00:03:07.883 And I-I never would have gotten here 00:03:07.926 --> 00:03:09.493 without the support of my family. 00:03:09.536 --> 00:03:11.669 Hence... forth. 00:03:11.712 --> 00:03:14.063 There you have it. Tom Smallwood 00:03:14.106 --> 00:03:17.457 reminding us all to bowl-ieve in our dreams. 00:03:18.545 --> 00:03:21.200 How amazing was that? 00:03:21.244 --> 00:03:23.899 I don't know. Did you get paid by the "henceforth"? 00:03:26.379 --> 00:03:28.251 I thought you looked very handsome. 00:03:28.294 --> 00:03:29.600 What'd you think of the hat? 00:03:29.643 --> 00:03:31.471 I thought you looked very handsome. 00:03:32.951 --> 00:03:35.040 Okay, honey, let's get ready for bed. 00:03:35.084 --> 00:03:36.999 - Good night, Dad. - Night. 00:03:37.042 --> 00:03:38.261 Good night, Pumpkin. 00:03:38.304 --> 00:03:40.872 Good night, Grandma. 00:03:40.916 --> 00:03:44.528 Well, I guess I should be heading home. Henceforth. 00:03:45.877 --> 00:03:47.966 Come on, Ma. What did you think? 00:03:48.010 --> 00:03:50.142 - That's a big deal. - Ah, you did great. 00:03:50.186 --> 00:03:52.405 Now get your big head down here and give your mother a kiss. 00:03:53.580 --> 00:03:55.365 - Good night. - Good night. 00:04:00.718 --> 00:04:02.415 Maybe I am a hat guy. 00:04:07.159 --> 00:04:09.292 Hey, Arch, you, uh... you see the interview? 00:04:09.335 --> 00:04:10.946 - Yeah, I saw it. - Get this. 00:04:10.989 --> 00:04:12.295 I go to the gas station this morning, 00:04:12.338 --> 00:04:14.079 asked the guy if he saw it. 00:04:14.123 --> 00:04:15.733 He hadn't, so I show it to him on my phone. 00:04:15.776 --> 00:04:18.388 Next thing you know, he's giving me a free Big Gulp. 00:04:18.431 --> 00:04:20.390 I didn't even want it, but, you know, free stuff. 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:24.398 Congratulations. 00:04:24.398 --> 00:04:27.179 Can we start bowling now? And take that damn hat off, 00:04:27.223 --> 00:04:28.964 LL Not Cool J. 00:04:30.356 --> 00:04:32.141 Hey, man. 00:04:32.184 --> 00:04:33.838 Got some great news. 00:04:33.881 --> 00:04:35.796 I was at Powell's Mortuary this morning 00:04:35.840 --> 00:04:38.147 to pick up some flowers for a date tonight. 00:04:38.190 --> 00:04:40.540 Man, you are just begging to be haunted, aren't you? 00:04:40.584 --> 00:04:43.456 Anyway, I was talking to Powell himself. 00:04:43.500 --> 00:04:45.197 He saw your interview on the news, 00:04:45.241 --> 00:04:46.764 and he wants to sponsor you, man. 00:04:46.807 --> 00:04:48.244 He loves what you stand for. 00:04:48.287 --> 00:04:50.202 Really? What do I stand for? 00:04:50.246 --> 00:04:51.987 Yeah, you're an everyman. 00:04:52.030 --> 00:04:53.640 He-he buries five guys like you every day. 00:04:55.947 --> 00:04:57.862 I mean, great. What are we talking? 00:04:57.905 --> 00:04:59.690 Commercials? Endorsements? 00:04:59.733 --> 00:05:01.213 Are they gonna put my name on a casket? 00:05:01.257 --> 00:05:04.042 No. They want to put their logo on your jersey. 00:05:04.086 --> 00:05:06.697 That's great. I can have Archie's logo on the back 00:05:06.740 --> 00:05:08.177 and, uh, Powell on the front. 00:05:08.220 --> 00:05:10.527 Yeah, about that. 00:05:10.570 --> 00:05:12.311 Since Powell's putting up real money, 00:05:12.355 --> 00:05:13.660 they want exclusive rights. 00:05:13.704 --> 00:05:15.053 So you can only have their logo 00:05:15.097 --> 00:05:16.097 on your jersey during tournaments. 00:05:16.636 --> 00:05:18.056 Oh. 00:05:18.100 --> 00:05:20.493 What about Archie? 00:05:20.537 --> 00:05:23.105 Well, Archie's just gonna have to be more of a silent partner. 00:05:23.148 --> 00:05:25.890 Archie? He's never been a silent anything. 00:05:27.500 --> 00:05:30.895 Th-This is a huge opportunity to get some cash coming in. 00:05:30.938 --> 00:05:33.332 I mean, that's true, and we're gonna need money 00:05:33.376 --> 00:05:35.334 for equipment and-and travel. 00:05:35.378 --> 00:05:36.857 Archie's a businessman. 00:05:36.901 --> 00:05:38.337 - He'll understand. - Exactly. 00:05:38.381 --> 00:05:40.555 And-and plus, Powell said he'd give us all 00:05:40.556 --> 00:05:42.080 a family and friends discount. 00:05:42.124 --> 00:05:44.561 And he said he'd cremate us feet first. 00:05:44.604 --> 00:05:46.389 I mean, you normally don't get to pick that. 00:05:50.349 --> 00:05:54.179 It was so cool seeing Tom on TV. 00:05:54.223 --> 00:05:56.529 The closest I ever got to dating a professional athlete 00:05:56.573 --> 00:05:58.618 was when I slept with a referee. 00:05:58.662 --> 00:06:02.753 But you know the guy at Foot Locker wasn't really a referee. 00:06:02.796 --> 00:06:05.669 Yeah. And I wasn't really J.Lo's sister, 00:06:05.712 --> 00:06:07.366 but we both got what we wanted. 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:10.804 - Hey, Jen. - Oh, hey, Lee. 00:06:12.415 --> 00:06:14.373 Okay. Are we doing the usual? 00:06:14.417 --> 00:06:16.375 Actually, no. 00:06:16.419 --> 00:06:17.637 My mom finally said it's okay 00:06:17.681 --> 00:06:19.335 for me to do something different. 00:06:19.378 --> 00:06:21.728 So, I want to do super short pink bangs. 00:06:21.772 --> 00:06:23.948 Ooh, I like that. 00:06:23.991 --> 00:06:26.385 And maybe, like, pink tips on the bottom? 00:06:26.429 --> 00:06:29.258 Love that. Okay, um, let's get... 00:06:29.301 --> 00:06:31.260 Excuse us for a second. 00:06:31.303 --> 00:06:33.088 - Hold on. - Pink? 00:06:33.131 --> 00:06:34.915 You know what kind of salon we are. 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:37.048 We don't do pink here. 00:06:37.092 --> 00:06:39.268 Natural colors only, 00:06:39.311 --> 00:06:43.228 and if someone has a very good reason, strawberry blonde. 00:06:43.272 --> 00:06:47.450 Uh, she's young. She's just trying to express herself. 00:06:47.493 --> 00:06:49.800 And there are plenty of salons where she can do that, 00:06:49.843 --> 00:06:51.715 like that goofy one downtown 00:06:51.758 --> 00:06:54.109 with aromatherapy and a hookah bar. 00:06:55.980 --> 00:06:59.505 We cater to the traditional clientele. 00:06:59.549 --> 00:07:01.415 - I know. - She can express herself 00:07:01.416 --> 00:07:02.813 with short, medium and long. 00:07:02.856 --> 00:07:05.511 It's not like we don't offer choices. 00:07:05.555 --> 00:07:09.254 But that's not what she wants. What am I supposed to tell her? 00:07:09.298 --> 00:07:12.431 Tell her if she wants to rebel, she can buy a jean jacket. 00:07:18.698 --> 00:07:20.091 Hey, guess what. 00:07:20.135 --> 00:07:22.180 I had a chance to do something creative 00:07:22.224 --> 00:07:24.182 and cool for my client today, and Ruth squashed it. 00:07:24.226 --> 00:07:25.488 I'm sorry. 00:07:25.531 --> 00:07:27.925 It's just frustrating. It's not why I became a hairdresser. 00:07:27.968 --> 00:07:30.057 - Yeah, I know. - Like, yes, 00:07:30.101 --> 00:07:32.190 I started off washing heads, never thinking, 00:07:32.234 --> 00:07:34.540 ten years later, I'd still be working for Ruth 00:07:34.584 --> 00:07:36.281 in a salon that's frozen in time. 00:07:36.325 --> 00:07:37.413 I hear you. 00:07:37.456 --> 00:07:39.284 How was your day? 00:07:41.025 --> 00:07:42.940 I actually have some pretty great news. 00:07:42.983 --> 00:07:46.378 But, you know... ugh, that darn Ruth! 00:07:46.422 --> 00:07:47.466 Just tell me. 00:07:47.510 --> 00:07:48.946 Okay, good. 00:07:48.989 --> 00:07:50.600 I, uh, I got an actual sponsor. 00:07:50.643 --> 00:07:52.732 Like, a money sponsor. 00:07:52.776 --> 00:07:54.386 - That's fantastic. - Yeah, I know. 00:07:54.430 --> 00:07:57.650 It's not a lot, but it'll help cover some of the bowling expenses. 00:07:57.694 --> 00:07:59.086 And if we ever want to get cremated feet first, 00:07:59.130 --> 00:08:00.653 I have an in. 00:08:00.697 --> 00:08:03.265 No. We talked about this. 00:08:03.308 --> 00:08:05.049 I want to be buried in one of those boxes that grows 00:08:05.092 --> 00:08:06.877 into a tree so Sam has a place to cry every day. 00:08:09.445 --> 00:08:11.490 Can it be an apple tree so we don't have to bring snacks? 00:08:13.275 --> 00:08:14.798 - Sure. Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 00:08:14.841 --> 00:08:16.626 Check it out. 00:08:21.152 --> 00:08:22.980 A mortuary? 00:08:23.023 --> 00:08:24.416 Yeah. I know it's kind of creepy, 00:08:24.460 --> 00:08:25.635 but I feel like I can just lean into it, 00:08:25.678 --> 00:08:27.593 make it part of my brand. 00:08:27.637 --> 00:08:28.986 Like, after the match, go up to the other bowlers 00:08:29.029 --> 00:08:32.598 and be like, "So sorry for your loss." 00:08:32.642 --> 00:08:36.341 But, uh, hold on. What about the jersey that Archie gave you? 00:08:36.385 --> 00:08:37.516 Well, I can only wear this one during tournaments. 00:08:37.516 --> 00:08:38.778 That's what the deal is. 00:08:38.822 --> 00:08:40.084 What did Archie say? 00:08:40.127 --> 00:08:42.869 I-I didn't tell Archie yet. I... 00:08:42.913 --> 00:08:44.523 Oh. 00:08:44.567 --> 00:08:46.090 But, you know, this is, like, a real sponsor, 00:08:46.133 --> 00:08:48.580 - like the ones the bowlers on tour have. - Uh-huh. 00:08:48.581 --> 00:08:50.747 And I feel like me getting recognized like this 00:08:50.790 --> 00:08:53.271 also reflects on Archie as a coach. 00:08:53.315 --> 00:08:55.534 So you're just gonna tell him that? 00:08:55.578 --> 00:08:57.667 I see what this is. 00:08:59.321 --> 00:09:00.571 But I've broken bad news to Archie plenty of times. 00:09:00.583 --> 00:09:02.541 I know how to do it. 00:09:02.585 --> 00:09:04.239 After all, I was the one that told him 00:09:04.282 --> 00:09:05.675 gluten-free cookies still aren't that great for you. 00:09:06.676 --> 00:09:08.112 If you say so. 00:09:08.155 --> 00:09:09.766 Okay, see, I know what 00:09:09.809 --> 00:09:11.289 - "If you say so" means. - Mm. 00:09:11.333 --> 00:09:12.377 It's like when we tell Sam "Maybe," or I tell you 00:09:12.377 --> 00:09:14.466 "I'll look at it tomorrow." 00:09:14.510 --> 00:09:16.468 We're all very polite liars! 00:09:21.604 --> 00:09:23.649 Hey, you ready? Today we're working 00:09:23.693 --> 00:09:24.955 on your release and follow-through. 00:09:24.998 --> 00:09:27.218 I hope you wore your tight underwear 00:09:27.262 --> 00:09:28.741 'cause you're about to bowl your * off. 00:09:30.917 --> 00:09:33.050 Look, Archie, I-I'm a little worried, man. 00:09:33.093 --> 00:09:34.399 We got our first tournament coming up, 00:09:34.443 --> 00:09:36.271 and I'm short on equipment. 00:09:36.314 --> 00:09:38.621 I mean, look. My-my bag's all crapped out, 00:09:38.664 --> 00:09:40.318 my shoes are older than Sam, 00:09:40.362 --> 00:09:42.015 and I only got one decent ball. 00:09:42.059 --> 00:09:43.582 Don't worry about that right now. 00:09:43.626 --> 00:09:45.497 It's all I can think about. 00:09:45.541 --> 00:09:48.195 I mean, Arch, that money has to come from somewhere. 00:09:48.239 --> 00:09:50.676 Once your career takes off, the money'll come. 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:54.027 Tournament winnings, endorsements, sponsors. 00:09:54.071 --> 00:09:57.161 It's a crazy coincidence that you said "sponsors." 00:09:59.119 --> 00:10:00.599 I think I just got one. 00:10:00.643 --> 00:10:03.472 - You did? - Yeah. Powell's Mortuary. 00:10:03.515 --> 00:10:05.256 They're-they're gonna give us real money. 00:10:05.300 --> 00:10:08.303 - Huh. - I mean, how great is that? 00:10:08.346 --> 00:10:10.435 They only thing is, I can only wear their jersey 00:10:10.479 --> 00:10:12.132 during tournaments, but still, high five! 00:10:13.525 --> 00:10:17.312 So you made this decision without talking to me first? 00:10:17.355 --> 00:10:19.662 I-I'm talking to you now. 00:10:19.705 --> 00:10:21.533 This is good for both of us. 00:10:21.577 --> 00:10:24.144 It means I'm a legit pro bowler. It's good for my brand. 00:10:24.188 --> 00:10:27.496 Oh, I didn't realize you have a brand now. 00:10:27.539 --> 00:10:29.498 Come on, Arch. It-it's business. 00:10:29.541 --> 00:10:32.718 We both benefit. You understand, right? 00:10:32.762 --> 00:10:34.894 Of course I understand. 00:10:34.938 --> 00:10:36.548 No big deal. 00:10:38.010 --> 00:10:39.421 Where are you going? 00:10:39.464 --> 00:10:41.727 I just got to take care of some business. 00:10:47.429 --> 00:10:50.823 Lane five, your nachos are ready. 00:10:50.867 --> 00:10:53.913 And, Smallwood, you have five minutes 00:10:53.957 --> 00:10:56.829 to clear out your locker, or your stuff goes in the dumpster. 00:11:00.616 --> 00:11:03.227 I'd make fun of you, but my nachos are ready, so... 00:11:09.451 --> 00:11:10.451 What the hell is going on? 00:11:10.452 --> 00:11:12.410 - Nothing. - Nothing? 00:11:12.454 --> 00:11:13.454 You just took away my locker. 00:11:13.455 --> 00:11:17.197 If you need somewhere to store your stuff, 00:11:17.241 --> 00:11:20.200 perhaps Powell's Mortuary has an empty casket you can use. 00:11:22.725 --> 00:11:25.249 I knew it. It's about the jersey. 00:11:25.292 --> 00:11:27.120 You know, I was really hoping you'd see the bigger picture. 00:11:27.164 --> 00:11:28.992 It's not just the jersey. 00:11:29.035 --> 00:11:30.907 It's the interview and that stupid hat 00:11:30.950 --> 00:11:31.950 and that swollen head that's in it. 00:11:33.431 --> 00:11:35.694 I get a lot of compliments on this hat. 00:11:35.738 --> 00:11:37.827 You don't get it. 00:11:37.870 --> 00:11:40.177 I had this whole thing planned out. 00:11:40.220 --> 00:11:42.179 First we win a few tournaments, 00:11:42.222 --> 00:11:44.660 then we get some big money from a big sponsor. 00:11:44.703 --> 00:11:47.140 You think Nike would have called Tiger Woods 00:11:47.184 --> 00:11:50.021 if he was wearing a jersey from a bunch of damn gravediggers? 00:11:50.265 --> 00:11:52.145 Nike's not calling. Powell is. 00:11:52.189 --> 00:11:54.409 He says he believes in me. 00:11:54.452 --> 00:11:57.934 Oh, good. You finally found somebody who believes in you. 00:12:00.327 --> 00:12:01.981 You know what I meant! 00:12:04.201 --> 00:12:05.376 He knows what I meant. 00:12:08.597 --> 00:12:10.947 - Thanks for doing this. - Oh, are you kidding? 00:12:10.990 --> 00:12:14.124 This is the kind of cool, edgy stuff I dream about doing. 00:12:14.167 --> 00:12:16.779 Finally, I get to do a hairstyle that doesn't scream, 00:12:16.822 --> 00:12:19.956 "Tom Selleck is the *iest Man Alive." 00:12:19.999 --> 00:12:22.262 I hope I'm as cool as you when I'm old. 00:12:24.874 --> 00:12:28.138 Okay, uh, why don't we let this soak in 00:12:28.181 --> 00:12:30.009 while I let that soak in? 00:12:31.010 --> 00:12:32.751 Unbelievable. 00:12:32.795 --> 00:12:35.014 Oh, hey, honey. This is Lee. 00:12:35.058 --> 00:12:37.713 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Oh, she's not listening. 00:12:37.756 --> 00:12:39.279 Good. Unbelievable! 00:12:41.804 --> 00:12:43.762 - What's wrong? - It's Archie. 00:12:43.806 --> 00:12:45.503 He completely overreacted. 00:12:45.547 --> 00:12:47.070 The one guy who's supposed to have my back 00:12:47.113 --> 00:12:49.594 - kicked me out of my locker. - Oh, so the whole, 00:12:49.638 --> 00:12:52.336 "Don't worry. I'll handle Archie" thing didn't work out. 00:12:52.379 --> 00:12:54.629 Really? We're-we're gonna review the game tape while I'm down? 00:12:54.629 --> 00:12:55.339 That's... 00:12:55.382 --> 00:12:57.646 Okay, I'm sorry. 00:12:57.689 --> 00:13:00.083 Apparently, I'm an egomaniac. How can he not see 00:13:00.126 --> 00:13:01.713 that everything I'm doing is for us? 00:13:01.737 --> 00:13:03.478 I-I wouldn't even be a bowler if it weren't for him. 00:13:03.521 --> 00:13:05.480 - Right. - He's like a father to me. 00:13:05.523 --> 00:13:07.612 - That's true. - The last person I'd want to let down is Archie. 00:13:07.656 --> 00:13:09.222 I know. So why are you doing that? 00:13:10.702 --> 00:13:12.626 - You're right 00:13:15.392 --> 00:13:17.224 - Archibald. - Helen. 00:13:17.268 --> 00:13:19.008 I brought supper. Where's Tommy? 00:13:19.472 --> 00:13:21.256 Not here. 00:13:21.300 --> 00:13:22.649 When's he coming back? 00:13:22.893 --> 00:13:24.085 Don't know. 00:13:24.129 --> 00:13:25.478 What's going on? 00:13:25.522 --> 00:13:28.481 Ask him. 00:13:29.917 --> 00:13:32.398 Well, I'm asking you. 00:13:32.441 --> 00:13:33.530 We had a dustup. 00:13:33.573 --> 00:13:34.966 A big one. 00:13:35.009 --> 00:13:37.577 You guys don't have time for dustups. 00:13:37.621 --> 00:13:39.231 My son put his family at risk 00:13:39.274 --> 00:13:41.755 to follow a dream that you told him he could do. 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:44.192 Well, apparently, he doesn't need me. 00:13:44.236 --> 00:13:47.195 Oh, for God's sake, is that what this is about? 00:13:47.239 --> 00:13:48.936 You may want to stop spraying those shoes 00:13:48.980 --> 00:13:50.155 so you can start * your thumb. 00:13:53.593 --> 00:13:55.639 Talking about somebody believing in him. 00:13:55.682 --> 00:13:58.163 Well, guess who believed in him since the beginning. Me. 00:13:58.206 --> 00:14:00.426 I know that. So does he. 00:14:00.469 --> 00:14:02.733 Well, he didn't even mention me in that damn interview. 00:14:02.776 --> 00:14:05.039 What the hell are you talking about? 00:14:05.083 --> 00:14:07.607 He said he wouldn't be where he is without his family. 00:14:07.651 --> 00:14:10.349 Well, I hate to break it to you, bonehead, you are his family. 00:14:16.268 --> 00:14:19.880 Hey, um... what... what's that? 00:14:19.924 --> 00:14:21.578 Is that your seven-layer lasagna there? 00:14:23.275 --> 00:14:24.450 You know damn well it is. 00:14:26.670 --> 00:14:28.149 But you don't get a bite of it 00:14:28.193 --> 00:14:29.455 until you work things out with Tommy. 00:14:29.498 --> 00:14:31.065 Aw. 00:14:38.551 --> 00:14:39.552 Incentive. 00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:00.812 - Could I... ? - Oh! Yeah! 00:15:04.686 --> 00:15:06.601 You almost had yourself a sale. 00:15:06.644 --> 00:15:09.168 - Oh. - What? 00:15:09.212 --> 00:15:13.303 Is this the Tom Smallwood in my showroom? I... 00:15:13.347 --> 00:15:15.262 - I'm Jacob Powell. - Oh, my goodness. So nice to meet you. 00:15:15.305 --> 00:15:18.047 Oh, you probably don't want to do that. It's been a busy day. 00:15:20.528 --> 00:15:23.182 So, uh, what brings you by? 00:15:23.226 --> 00:15:26.229 Well, Mr. Powell, I wanted to talk to you about my jersey. 00:15:26.273 --> 00:15:28.275 I really appreciate you wanting to sponsor me, 00:15:28.318 --> 00:15:30.407 but it would mean a lot if I could have the logo 00:15:30.451 --> 00:15:32.366 for Archie's Lanes on there, too. 00:15:32.409 --> 00:15:35.978 Uh, no. You see, the logo rule is the same as the casket rule... 00:15:36.021 --> 00:15:38.502 one per customer. 00:15:38.546 --> 00:15:41.897 I mean, can't you just make an exception? 00:15:41.940 --> 00:15:43.464 For the logo, not the casket. 00:15:43.507 --> 00:15:45.509 I get that one. 00:15:45.553 --> 00:15:48.338 Tom, if there's one thing I've learned 00:15:48.382 --> 00:15:51.863 in the body box business, it's that life is short. 00:15:51.907 --> 00:15:53.909 And unless people stop dying, I'm going to be putting money 00:15:53.952 --> 00:15:56.651 in your pockets for a very long time. 00:15:56.694 --> 00:15:58.348 Now, I get it. 00:15:58.392 --> 00:16:00.698 The bowling alley guy helped you out. 00:16:00.742 --> 00:16:04.876 But what you need to think about right now is your family. 00:16:04.920 --> 00:16:07.270 Right? 00:16:07.314 --> 00:16:09.403 Right. 00:16:09.446 --> 00:16:11.448 Ah, yeah. Ooh. 00:16:11.492 --> 00:16:13.363 You're a tall one, aren't you? 00:16:13.407 --> 00:16:15.147 Yeah, we have to cut guys like you off at the knees. 00:16:17.411 --> 00:16:19.500 Yeah, I'm kidding. We don't do that. 00:16:19.543 --> 00:16:20.675 Uh, anymore. 00:16:21.751 --> 00:16:24.328 He's bald, overweight, really let himself go. 00:16:24.972 --> 00:16:27.670 You're still gonna hook up with him, aren't you? 00:16:27.714 --> 00:16:30.412 You know J.Lo's sister so well. 00:16:32.936 --> 00:16:34.938 So, guess who I just saw 00:16:34.982 --> 00:16:38.768 loitering outside the Dairy Queen with pink bangs and tips. 00:16:38.812 --> 00:16:41.379 Lady Gaga? 00:16:41.423 --> 00:16:44.687 Jen, I spoke to her. She told me what you did. 00:16:44.731 --> 00:16:46.994 Okay, yes, I did her hair, 00:16:47.037 --> 00:16:49.126 but I did it in my own home, on my own time. 00:16:49.170 --> 00:16:50.911 That's not the point. 00:16:50.954 --> 00:16:53.000 You represent this salon. 00:16:53.043 --> 00:16:55.568 You've been working here a long time, Jen. 00:16:55.611 --> 00:16:59.093 You know I created a very specific business model. 00:16:59.136 --> 00:17:02.400 People come here knowing what to expect. 00:17:02.444 --> 00:17:04.620 I mean, don't you want to evolve a little? 00:17:04.664 --> 00:17:06.622 I mean, you might actually get more business. 00:17:06.666 --> 00:17:09.407 My salon has been doing just fine 00:17:09.451 --> 00:17:12.628 for 30 years with the same rules we've always had. 00:17:12.672 --> 00:17:15.700 No crazy haircuts, no TV screens and no breastfeeding. 00:17:17.111 --> 00:17:19.592 I know. I've read the sign. 00:17:21.202 --> 00:17:24.248 When you have your own salon, you can do it your own way. 00:17:33.518 --> 00:17:35.216 Hey. 00:17:35.259 --> 00:17:36.696 Hey. 00:17:36.739 --> 00:17:40.743 - Look, man, I... I just want to... - Listen, man. 00:17:40.787 --> 00:17:42.527 - If I could just... - I just need to... 00:17:42.571 --> 00:17:43.877 - You go. You go. - No, you go ahead. 00:17:43.920 --> 00:17:46.488 Can I just say something?! 00:17:46.531 --> 00:17:49.360 I'm sorry. I-I didn't see an end to that. 00:17:51.754 --> 00:17:53.843 - Here. - What is this? 00:17:53.887 --> 00:17:55.845 It's a check from Powell's Mortuary. 00:17:55.889 --> 00:17:59.675 That guy puts tombstones on everything, doesn't he? 00:17:59.719 --> 00:18:00.972 It's meaningless 00:18:01.416 --> 00:18:03.461 compared to everything you've given me over the years. 00:18:03.505 --> 00:18:05.681 The free lane time, the lessons. 00:18:05.725 --> 00:18:07.683 The bike you gave me so I could get 00:18:07.727 --> 00:18:09.337 to the bowling alley after school. 00:18:09.380 --> 00:18:11.295 The bottomless curly fries. 00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:15.778 Well, the curly fries wasn't bottomless. Your stomach was. 00:18:15.822 --> 00:18:18.651 Arch, you always believed in me. 00:18:18.694 --> 00:18:20.957 I forgot that for a minute, and I'm... 00:18:21.001 --> 00:18:23.568 I'm really sorry. 00:18:24.831 --> 00:18:26.963 I really appreciate that, Thomas. 00:18:27.007 --> 00:18:29.966 Look, 00:18:30.010 --> 00:18:31.228 and you know that... 00:18:31.272 --> 00:18:33.187 Yeah. 00:18:33.230 --> 00:18:37.191 And sometimes, I can be... eh... 00:18:37.234 --> 00:18:39.454 Don't worry about it. 00:18:39.497 --> 00:18:42.587 Really feels good to talk this out. 00:18:44.198 --> 00:18:46.635 Listen, on second thought, why don't you just keep the check? 00:18:46.679 --> 00:18:49.594 It's just a jersey. I don't really give a damn. 00:18:49.638 --> 00:18:52.641 I do. You're my sponsor and you always will be. 00:18:52.685 --> 00:18:55.513 Henceforth. I do say that too much. 00:18:57.820 --> 00:18:59.953 - Rip it up. - You sure? 00:18:59.996 --> 00:19:02.695 Yes. 00:19:02.738 --> 00:19:04.914 There's gonna be a lot more money like that 00:19:04.958 --> 00:19:07.221 when you and me win a PBA Championship as a team. 00:19:07.264 --> 00:19:10.100 - I don't think that's gonna happen. - Why? 00:19:10.101 --> 00:19:13.314 'Cause you can't keep your damn elbow in on your release. 00:19:14.576 --> 00:19:16.621 Now get your * down that lane. 00:19:16.665 --> 00:19:17.666 We got a lot of work to do. 00:19:21.148 --> 00:19:23.063 You know, when you smile real big, 00:19:23.106 --> 00:19:25.108 the back of your neck crinkles up like a puppy dog? 00:19:27.937 --> 00:19:29.678 Just shut up and bowl. 00:19:37.555 --> 00:19:39.819 Thanks again for the flowers, Lew. 00:19:39.862 --> 00:19:41.777 - Oh, yeah. - There's something creepy about them. 00:19:44.998 --> 00:19:46.347 You should've seen 'em with the sash 00:19:46.390 --> 00:19:48.436 that said "Gone too soon." 00:19:49.951 --> 00:19:52.701 No, what's gone too soon is that money from Powell's. 00:19:52.745 --> 00:19:57.314 Sorry about all that trouble, by the way. 00:19:57.358 --> 00:19:59.708 So, how about another piece of that lasagna, Helen? 00:19:59.752 --> 00:20:02.319 - It was worth the wait. - Well, the secret 00:20:02.363 --> 00:20:05.409 is noodles, sauce, meat, cheese, 00:20:05.453 --> 00:20:09.762 noodles, sauce, meat, cheese. 00:20:09.805 --> 00:20:13.591 And then you just kind of keep doing that. 00:20:15.855 --> 00:20:17.465 Don't give away the family recipe, Mom. 00:20:20.381 --> 00:20:23.297 Oh, I'll get it. 00:20:25.734 --> 00:20:28.215 Hey. Lee, what are you doing here? 00:20:28.258 --> 00:20:30.521 This is my friend Hannah. She likes what you did with my hair. 00:20:30.565 --> 00:20:33.263 Oh, it's dope. Can you do the same for me except in blue? 00:20:33.307 --> 00:20:34.874 My boss would have a heart attack 00:20:34.917 --> 00:20:35.917 if I did that again. 00:20:35.918 --> 00:20:38.878 So come on in.