WEBVTT 00:00:18.458 --> 00:00:20.666 You're a writer, aren't you? 00:00:20.666 --> 00:00:22.541 Yeah. How'd you know? 00:00:22.541 --> 00:00:24.625 Writers don't have to get all done up for meetings. 00:00:24.625 --> 00:00:26.125 Not like actresses. 00:00:26.375 --> 00:00:28.958 You guys can wear anything. 00:00:29.583 --> 00:00:31.666 - Thank you? - Mm-hm. 00:00:32.083 --> 00:00:34.791 - Hannah, we're ready for you. - Great, coming. 00:00:37.458 --> 00:00:39.625 - Oh, um. - What? 00:00:39.625 --> 00:00:41.833 - You... * 00:00:42.875 --> 00:00:46.500 Um... can you help me? 00:00:46.500 --> 00:00:51.666 So, my team tells me you've done some really original stuff in the indie space. 00:00:51.666 --> 00:00:53.750 Uh, thank you. I try. 00:00:53.750 --> 00:00:56.166 Well, we're definitely on the lookout for breakthrough shows, 00:00:56.166 --> 00:00:57.750 - the edgier the better. 00:00:57.750 --> 00:00:59.250 So, what do ya got? 00:00:59.333 --> 00:01:01.958 I wanna reboot the old sitcom Step Right Up! 00:01:01.958 --> 00:01:05.625 Step Right... Are you serious? 00:01:05.625 --> 00:01:06.708 Dead serious. 00:01:06.708 --> 00:01:08.458 And I wanna do it with the original cast. 00:01:08.458 --> 00:01:10.750 Am I... thinking of the right one? 00:01:10.750 --> 00:01:13.041 - Can somebody pull up a clip? - Oh, yeah. 00:01:15.166 --> 00:01:16.916 Got it! 00:01:16.916 --> 00:01:19.166 Hey, how was the skate park? 00:01:19.208 --> 00:01:21.208 Great! Dad taught me how to do a kick flip. 00:01:21.208 --> 00:01:23.625 Oh, I can teach anyone how to skateboard. 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:28.000 Oy. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.708 Well, almost anyone. 00:01:29.708 --> 00:01:33.041 Oh, Lawrence, honey, what happened? 00:01:33.041 --> 00:01:35.916 Well, I, I wanted to make a good impression on my new stepson. 00:01:35.916 --> 00:01:37.916 And instead, he made it on the concrete. 00:01:39.416 --> 00:01:40.791 Hello friend, it may take some time 00:01:40.791 --> 00:01:43.875 But there's no hill that we can't climb 00:01:44.125 --> 00:01:45.541 Love and laughs will get us all through 00:01:45.541 --> 00:01:48.708 Just one thing that you gotta do 00:01:48.708 --> 00:01:51.583 And that's, step right up 00:01:51.583 --> 00:01:53.791 Just step right up 00:01:53.791 --> 00:01:54.625 Step right up 00:01:54.625 --> 00:02:00.166 Step... right... up 00:02:00.791 --> 00:02:02.708 Now I remember. 00:02:02.708 --> 00:02:04.708 My kids used to love that show. 00:02:04.708 --> 00:02:06.166 Your kids are great. 00:02:06.166 --> 00:02:09.166 Sir, it does surprisingly well on our platform- 00:02:09.166 --> 00:02:11.791 - with Family, Pop Culture, Vicarious-Living, 00:02:11.791 --> 00:02:13.625 - and Live-To-Laugh audience segments. 00:02:13.625 --> 00:02:16.666 Average viewing time, 63 minutes. 00:02:16.666 --> 00:02:18.833 Are we sure that's not just people leaving it on for their dogs? 00:02:18.833 --> 00:02:19.833 No, we track that. 00:02:19.833 --> 00:02:21.916 Elaine just joined the creative team from research. 00:02:21.916 --> 00:02:26.166 I, I gotta say, it seems like an odd choice from someone so edgy. 00:02:26.166 --> 00:02:30.125 Y-You are the edgy one, right? Or is that my 11:15? 00:02:30.125 --> 00:02:33.625 No, no, she's the one who did that movie at South by Southwest I told you about. 00:02:33.625 --> 00:02:36.166 - What was it called? - Thank you, um, for having seen it. 00:02:36.166 --> 00:02:37.666 It's called * Saw. 00:02:37.875 --> 00:02:40.208 Oh boy. Then I'm a little bit confused. 00:02:40.208 --> 00:02:42.375 Why do you wanna do something so traditional? 00:02:42.375 --> 00:02:44.791 Uh, yeah, um, god, it's hard to explain. 00:02:44.791 --> 00:02:48.375 Okay, you know how in the old sitcom, the characters always did the right thing? 00:02:48.375 --> 00:02:49.875 Mm-hm. 00:02:50.125 --> 00:02:51.583 They don't do the right thing anymore. 00:02:51.583 --> 00:02:54.875 - Oh. - You know, like, I with it. 00:02:54.875 --> 00:02:57.500 - But in a fun way. - Mm-hm. 00:02:57.500 --> 00:03:00.541 I don't know. It might be too edgy for you. 00:03:00.541 --> 00:03:02.250 You're talking to the guy who, uh, 00:03:02.250 --> 00:03:04.625 - green lit the fifth season of Handmaid's Tale. 00:03:04.625 --> 00:03:06.625 So brave. So brave. 00:03:06.625 --> 00:03:08.833 Do we know if the cast is available? 00:03:08.833 --> 00:03:10.250 Or alive? 00:03:10.250 --> 00:03:13.625 Well, according to Wikipedia, 00:03:13.625 --> 00:03:15.250 Step Right Up was canceled when- 00:03:15.250 --> 00:03:17.791 - Reed Sterling left to pursue a film career, 00:03:17.833 --> 00:03:20.666 - but, for whatever reason, no film or TV lately. 00:03:20.666 --> 00:03:22.083 That's the deal, you *. 00:03:22.083 --> 00:03:24.833 You can take it, or I beat you to death with a * bat. 00:03:24.833 --> 00:03:28.083 Well, look at you. Actin' like you A-Rod or some shit- 00:03:28.083 --> 00:03:31.708 - when I'm the ruthless * standin' here with a .38 snubnose. 00:03:32.708 --> 00:03:34.708 You know what? Um, actually, I'm thinking- 00:03:34.708 --> 00:03:36.458 - that perhaps I should infuse him- 00:03:36.458 --> 00:03:39.416 - with a layer of weariness and vulnerability. 00:03:39.416 --> 00:03:41.166 Maybe don't think. 00:03:41.166 --> 00:03:43.666 Well, not-not exactly what they taught us at the Yale School of Drama. 00:03:43.666 --> 00:03:45.166 Thank you. 00:03:47.875 --> 00:03:51.958 Bree Marie Jensen did a season on a low budget sci-fi cable show- 00:03:51.958 --> 00:03:53.625 - called Star Blast Five. 00:03:53.625 --> 00:03:55.125 Status? 00:03:55.875 --> 00:03:58.750 Captain, it has to be the multi-camera spectrometer- 00:03:58.791 --> 00:03:59.583 - and cryo-cooler. 00:03:59.583 --> 00:04:01.583 I'll repair them as soon as I- 00:04:02.833 --> 00:04:04.833 - nourish my larvae. 00:04:05.541 --> 00:04:07.000 Says she then left Hollywood- 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:10.833 - to marry the Duke of a small Nordic country named Fjordstad. 00:04:10.833 --> 00:04:12.416 And Clay Barber? 00:04:12.416 --> 00:04:14.583 Arrested on a drug charge in 2011, 00:04:14.583 --> 00:04:17.166 - returned to stand-up comedy in 2014, 00:04:17.166 --> 00:04:20.791 - charged with disorderly conduct in 2017. 00:04:20.791 --> 00:04:22.791 Now back doing stand-up. 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:25.250 Do we know what happened to the kid? 00:04:25.250 --> 00:04:29.916 Uh, Zack Jackson starred in a string of straight-to-video teen movies: 00:04:29.916 --> 00:04:33.458 Including Kid Congressman, Teenstronaut, 00:04:33.458 --> 00:04:35.916 - and Hunchback of Notre Dame High. 00:04:37.833 --> 00:04:40.666 I like this idea, but are people still doing reboots? 00:04:40.708 --> 00:04:43.125 Let's see, Fuller House, Saved by the Bell, 00:04:43.125 --> 00:04:45.458 - iCarly, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl. 00:04:45.458 --> 00:04:47.625 Party of Five, Party Down, One Day at a Time. 00:04:47.625 --> 00:04:49.166 Boy Meets World, How I Met Your Father, 00:04:49.166 --> 00:04:50.041 - The Wonder Years. 00:04:50.041 --> 00:04:51.250 Battlestar Galactica. 00:04:51.250 --> 00:04:52.583 Doogie Howser, The Odd Couple. 00:04:52.583 --> 00:04:56.083 Perry Mason, Hawaii Five-O, Veronica Mars, Fresh Prince. 00:04:56.083 --> 00:04:58.208 - Fraggle Rock. - Fraggle Rock. 00:04:59.250 --> 00:05:01.458 Makes me feel a little bit safer. 00:05:02.875 --> 00:05:03.875 What the hell, 00:05:03.875 --> 00:05:06.375 - let's remake something original. 00:05:06.375 --> 00:05:06.416 - - let's remake something original. 00:05:06.416 --> 00:05:13.291 - 00:05:13.291 --> 00:05:15.333 - Hi, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Hi, babe. 00:05:15.333 --> 00:05:17.125 Our overpaid lead threw a fit. 00:05:17.125 --> 00:05:20.458 She said that her understudy was sneezing on her. 00:05:20.458 --> 00:05:23.666 You, You know who was just eating here? Like, right over there? 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:26.083 - Paul Thomas Anderson. - Oh, let me guess: 00:05:26.083 --> 00:05:27.833 His lunch went on a half hour too long. 00:05:27.833 --> 00:05:29.750 Come on, j-just because Magnolia- 00:05:29.750 --> 00:05:30.416 - dared to... - Mm-hm. 00:05:30.416 --> 00:05:31.291 You know what? 00:05:31.291 --> 00:05:32.791 - I'm not gonna have this fight again. - Okay, 00:05:32.833 --> 00:05:34.333 I have to be back at the theater in 40 minutes, 00:05:34.333 --> 00:05:36.250 - so what's this big thing you wanted to discuss? 00:05:36.250 --> 00:05:38.791 Okay, remember I told you they were rebooting my old show? 00:05:38.791 --> 00:05:40.333 - Mm-hm. - I read the script. 00:05:40.333 --> 00:05:43.291 - And? - And I am shocked, but it's really good. 00:05:43.291 --> 00:05:46.333 It's smart dialogue, and nuanced relationships. 00:05:46.333 --> 00:05:47.500 Ooh, and get this: 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:50.916 My character had a dark secret the entire time. 00:05:51.291 --> 00:05:53.083 - And it's still a comedy? - Here's what's brilliant. 00:05:53.083 --> 00:05:56.000 It is both the funniest thing you've ever read, 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:57.541 - and you won't laugh once. 00:05:57.541 --> 00:05:59.041 I thought you hated this show. 00:05:59.041 --> 00:06:01.416 I mean, I've heard you blame it for ruining your career. 00:06:01.416 --> 00:06:04.833 The show itself was bad... but there's a new writer. 00:06:04.833 --> 00:06:06.958 And so now there's none of that old, hacky, 00:06:06.958 --> 00:06:10.083 - set-up/punchline, set-up/punchline thing. That was all Gordon. 00:06:10.958 --> 00:06:12.583 So, I think I'm gonna do it. 00:06:13.541 --> 00:06:17.250 - Wow. - I, I, I want more people to see the potential I had 00:06:17.250 --> 00:06:19.041 - when I came out of the Yale School of Drama. - Oh my god, 00:06:19.041 --> 00:06:20.458 - you have such a large *, 00:06:20.458 --> 00:06:22.125 - why do you always have to bring up Yale? 00:06:22.125 --> 00:06:24.208 Okay, listen. 00:06:24.208 --> 00:06:26.166 It shoots in L.A., 00:06:26.166 --> 00:06:28.291 - so... you could always join me- 00:06:28.291 --> 00:06:29.750 - after the play opens. - You know I can't. 00:06:29.750 --> 00:06:31.375 I mean, once this in' play opens, 00:06:31.375 --> 00:06:34.958 - I go straight into rehearsals on that next * thing. 00:06:34.958 --> 00:06:36.916 I've been directing way too much Mamet. 00:06:36.916 --> 00:06:39.875 Okay, then I'll come back to New York on hiatus weeks. 00:06:39.875 --> 00:06:42.500 Hm. Ah, is she gonna be there? 00:06:43.041 --> 00:06:44.541 She? 00:06:45.333 --> 00:06:47.083 - Who? - Really? 00:06:47.083 --> 00:06:48.041 You... Who you mean? Bree? 00:06:48.041 --> 00:06:52.250 I'm sorry, is there another cast member you dated for three years? 00:06:52.250 --> 00:06:54.666 Fair. Fair enough, um. 00:06:55.666 --> 00:06:58.333 Yes, apparently, she will be there. 00:06:58.333 --> 00:07:00.208 Great, this is so good for you guys. 00:07:00.208 --> 00:07:03.208 - You can go hike around the reservoir in your yoga pants... - Oh boy. Now see. 00:07:03.208 --> 00:07:05.583 Okay, yep, keep going. - And then you can go get an acai bowl, 00:07:05.583 --> 00:07:06.625 - have a sound bath, 00:07:06.625 --> 00:07:08.791 - but that's probably before the lymphatic massage. 00:07:08.791 --> 00:07:09.416 You get one more. 00:07:09.416 --> 00:07:11.666 Go over to In-N-Out Burger in your electric car... 00:07:11.666 --> 00:07:13.541 - Nice. - For the drive out to Ojai- 00:07:13.541 --> 00:07:16.541 - for the Avocado Festival. - Mm, Nora, look at me. 00:07:18.708 --> 00:07:20.208 - Look at me. - This is so creepy. 00:07:20.208 --> 00:07:22.000 You are my girlfriend, 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:24.625 - and I promise you, there is nothing to worry about. 00:07:25.583 --> 00:07:28.541 I remember you saying you guys were either always fighting or *. 00:07:28.541 --> 00:07:32.625 Okay, well, now we'll only be fighting because she's married, 00:07:32.625 --> 00:07:34.125 - and you're the one I love. 00:07:39.958 --> 00:07:41.541 Is... Does... Who works here? 00:07:50.083 --> 00:07:53.083 Hi, uh, Reed Sterling. Here for a cast photo shoot. 00:07:53.083 --> 00:07:56.125 - What show? - Uh, it's the reboot of, uh, Step Right Up. 00:07:56.125 --> 00:07:58.083 It's much better this time. 00:07:58.083 --> 00:07:59.750 My character has a dark secret. 00:08:00.541 --> 00:08:02.708 - Do you have a dark secret? - No, I do not. 00:08:02.708 --> 00:08:04.208 That's all I care about. 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:16.750 Hey, how ya doin'? 00:08:16.750 --> 00:08:18.250 Oh! 00:08:19.541 --> 00:08:20.416 Oh god! 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:22.125 No, no, no, no. 00:08:22.125 --> 00:08:23.750 No, no, no, no. Oh, jeez. 00:08:24.625 --> 00:08:25.791 I am so sorry! 00:08:25.791 --> 00:08:27.375 Oh god, are you, are you okay?! 00:08:27.375 --> 00:08:29.250 I am now. Kiss me. 00:08:29.250 --> 00:08:32.000 - Oh, motherer! - Oh, are you mad? 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:34.583 Are you gonna quit again for a career in the cinema? 00:08:34.958 --> 00:08:38.916 Come on. Oh god. 00:08:39.625 --> 00:08:42.458 - Come on, man. - See... Come on. 00:08:42.458 --> 00:08:44.083 - Jeez. - Seriously good to see you again. 00:08:44.083 --> 00:08:46.416 Stop it. You too. 00:08:46.416 --> 00:08:49.083 - I like this. - Yeah, I like the... 00:08:49.083 --> 00:08:53.958 - Yeah... it's been a long time. - Yeah, you, uh, talk to Bree at all? 00:08:53.958 --> 00:08:57.750 - Uh, not a word... in 15 years. - Oof, that's gonna be uncomfortable. 00:08:57.750 --> 00:08:59.250 Can I be there? 00:09:00.916 --> 00:09:03.291 'Sup, guys? Look who's all grown up. 00:09:05.125 --> 00:09:06.666 It's me, Zack. 00:09:07.500 --> 00:09:09.458 - Wow, Zack! - Oh, hey. 00:09:09.458 --> 00:09:11.541 Yep, the three of us back together. 00:09:25.750 --> 00:09:27.250 Come in! 00:09:27.250 --> 00:09:28.083 Oh, it's good to see you. You look good. 00:09:28.083 --> 00:09:31.791 - I do? - Yeah, your, your head, it... And your gray hairs. 00:09:31.791 --> 00:09:34.041 Yes, I'm, I'm in a, I'm in a committed relationship. 00:09:34.041 --> 00:09:36.625 - Yeah, you said that. - Sorry, um... 00:09:36.625 --> 00:09:38.208 How are you? Tell me everything. 00:09:38.208 --> 00:09:40.541 Oh, f-f-fantastic, yeah. Doin' some theater. 00:09:40.541 --> 00:09:42.916 - I got a couple of film projects in the works... - Uh-huh. 00:09:42.916 --> 00:09:47.291 And, uh... just had lunch with Paul Thomas Anderson. 00:09:47.291 --> 00:09:50.083 - Exciting, exciting. - Yeah, mm-hm. And, um, and, and you? 00:09:50.083 --> 00:09:51.916 I mean, how, how's life as a Duchess? 00:09:51.916 --> 00:09:54.208 - So fulfilling. - Mm. 00:09:54.208 --> 00:09:57.208 It's cold and dark for much of the year there, 00:09:57.208 --> 00:10:00.541 - so our people really look to me to be their warmth and light. 00:10:01.750 --> 00:10:03.250 Like the sun. 00:10:03.666 --> 00:10:06.875 Embarrassing when you say it like that, but yes. 00:10:06.875 --> 00:10:09.833 To an entire nation of people, I am like the sun. 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:12.333 And your husband, the Duke? 00:10:12.333 --> 00:10:18.166 - My husband is so sweet and so loving. - Mm-hm. Mm, good, good. 00:10:18.166 --> 00:10:20.041 And so miserable that I'm here... 00:10:20.041 --> 00:10:22.125 - Of course. - But he knows I don't wanna be the kind of person- 00:10:22.125 --> 00:10:23.750 - to let everybody down. 00:10:26.458 --> 00:10:28.083 Know what I mean? 00:10:28.541 --> 00:10:31.750 Maybe we should talk about the way things ended. 00:10:31.750 --> 00:10:33.291 Oh, you mean how they canceled our show- 00:10:33.291 --> 00:10:35.708 - because you quit to go and do a movie that nobody saw? 00:10:35.708 --> 00:10:36.875 I mean us. 00:10:36.875 --> 00:10:39.583 I get back from location, you left the country to marry a Duke- 00:10:39.625 --> 00:10:41.000 - without so much as a goodbye. 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.500 - We were broken up, remember? - We broke up all the time. 00:10:43.500 --> 00:10:45.041 Bree, we got back together, we broke up. 00:10:45.041 --> 00:10:47.375 - It's something we did. - Why do you even care? 00:10:47.541 --> 00:10:48.750 To you I was always just some- 00:10:48.750 --> 00:10:52.291 - stupid, small-town pageant girl who didn't go to college. 00:10:52.291 --> 00:10:53.208 How can you say that? 00:10:53.208 --> 00:10:55.541 Because you were always giving me acting notes. 00:10:55.541 --> 00:10:57.416 I gave you notes to help you. 00:10:57.416 --> 00:10:58.916 Well, if I needed so much help, 00:10:58.916 --> 00:11:00.250 - how come I was nominated- 00:11:00.250 --> 00:11:03.333 - for a People's Choice Award and you weren't? 00:11:03.333 --> 00:11:07.541 Because the people fell for your contrived, little snort laugh. 00:11:07.541 --> 00:11:09.666 Or because you were overacting. 00:11:14.416 --> 00:11:17.750 How... dare you. 00:11:19.083 --> 00:11:20.583 You know what? 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:24.500 That wasn't fair. 00:11:24.583 --> 00:11:27.583 I'm lashing out because you were always right. 00:11:28.083 --> 00:11:30.375 You were so * good all the time, 00:11:30.375 --> 00:11:34.041 - and it just bothered me that the rest of us couldn't compete with that. 00:11:35.416 --> 00:11:36.916 Wow. 00:11:38.083 --> 00:11:39.583 That's very... 00:11:41.375 --> 00:11:42.875 Thank you. 00:11:42.875 --> 00:11:44.583 - I-I'm in a committed... - Now who's the good actor? 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.958 Hey, Kelly, can I get a touch up? 00:12:09.208 --> 00:12:10.708 Holy shit. 00:12:11.875 --> 00:12:14.000 Hey, can we get real for a second? 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.541 Oh, I don't like the sound of this. 00:12:15.541 --> 00:12:17.875 I used to be pretty bummed out that, when the show ended, 00:12:17.875 --> 00:12:19.833 I never heard from any of you guys again. 00:12:19.833 --> 00:12:22.833 I mean, you played my parents and then you were just gone. 00:12:23.333 --> 00:12:27.916 But now that I'm an adult... I just want you to know... that I get it. 00:12:29.041 --> 00:12:32.125 - Okay. - You weren't my real dad. 00:12:32.125 --> 00:12:33.750 You were just playing my dad. 00:12:34.458 --> 00:12:37.041 - Right. - So, I shouldn't have been disappointed- 00:12:37.041 --> 00:12:39.666 - that I never heard from you after the show ended. 00:12:39.666 --> 00:12:41.166 Not even on my birthday. 00:12:41.833 --> 00:12:44.458 Well, I'm really not into birthdays or kids. 00:12:44.458 --> 00:12:45.958 But you liked me, though. 00:12:46.166 --> 00:12:48.291 Sure, if that's how you wanna remember it. 00:12:48.750 --> 00:12:50.958 - But I was so cute. - Meh. 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.375 Hey, Reed, you thought I was a cute kid, right? 00:12:55.166 --> 00:12:58.833 You were an actor finding the truth in your character, 00:12:58.833 --> 00:13:01.666 - which is all that matters. 00:13:01.666 --> 00:13:03.541 That's a big pretentious no. 00:13:04.583 --> 00:13:08.000 Hi. Hi guys. I'm Hannah Korman. I'm the new show runner person. 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:09.541 - Hannah! Oh gosh! - Hey. 00:13:09.541 --> 00:13:13.375 The script is amazing. You are brilliant. I love you already. 00:13:13.375 --> 00:13:15.708 Oh my god. If I had you instead of my father, 00:13:15.708 --> 00:13:17.750 I could've saved thousands on Xanax and rehab. 00:13:17.750 --> 00:13:19.958 And Xanax again, whoopsies. 00:13:19.958 --> 00:13:22.458 See, that's the voice that we need. 00:13:22.458 --> 00:13:24.166 Very cable, very streaming. 00:13:24.166 --> 00:13:28.041 And I can't tell you how much I love the twist at the end, 00:13:28.041 --> 00:13:31.125 - Lawrence's dark secret. - Thank you. I'm so excited to be here. 00:13:31.125 --> 00:13:33.791 I've been obsessed with the show for as long as I can remember, 00:13:33.791 --> 00:13:35.666 - and I'm kind of obsessed with you guys. 00:13:35.666 --> 00:13:38.750 Like, Clay, your stand-up is so offensive- 00:13:38.750 --> 00:13:40.583 - it's amazing you haven't been canceled yet. 00:13:40.583 --> 00:13:42.208 Well, not for lack of trying. 00:13:42.208 --> 00:13:45.041 And, Reed, I actually saw you in that production of Twelfth Night- 00:13:45.041 --> 00:13:48.041 - in Providence a couple years ago. You were unbelievable. 00:13:50.791 --> 00:13:52.291 And, Zack, 00:13:54.958 --> 00:13:58.083 - my little cousin has seen some of your movies. 00:13:58.083 --> 00:14:01.000 Ah, sweet! Another member of the Zack Pack. 00:14:06.583 --> 00:14:10.208 - Hey, Elaine, what's up? - Hi, this is Elaine Kim from Hulu. 00:14:10.208 --> 00:14:13.625 - Mm-hm, that's why I said... - We have a significant situation. 00:14:13.625 --> 00:14:15.125 Are you someplace you can talk? 00:14:15.125 --> 00:14:18.166 Um, cool. I'm with the cast right now. 00:14:18.166 --> 00:14:19.916 Yo, if that's your cousin, I can say what's up. 00:14:19.916 --> 00:14:21.625 - Why would it... No. - Okay. 00:14:21.625 --> 00:14:23.708 Uh, let me call you back in two minutes. 00:14:24.041 --> 00:14:27.458 Uh, okay, I gotta run, but it was so lovely meeting you guys. 00:14:27.458 --> 00:14:31.625 - You too. Oh. - And can't wait to make some magic. 00:14:31.625 --> 00:14:32.875 Yes, yes, yes! 00:14:32.875 --> 00:14:34.916 - Thank you so much, Hannah. - I'll walk ya out. 00:14:34.916 --> 00:14:39.291 - Uh. - So, which one of my films is your cousin's favorite? 00:14:39.291 --> 00:14:42.750 Oh, um, something about you being trapped underground? 00:14:42.750 --> 00:14:43.916 Oh, Minor Miner. 00:14:43.916 --> 00:14:46.916 I won best actor for that one at the Magic Mountain Film Festival. 00:14:46.916 --> 00:14:48.416 Oh! 00:14:57.750 --> 00:15:00.250 So much hair. 00:15:00.250 --> 00:15:03.375 - God, I've gotten old. - Wow. 00:15:03.375 --> 00:15:06.375 I'd pay anything to have a 24-year-old *. 00:15:06.375 --> 00:15:09.916 - Well, it only costs 300 bucks an hour. - You'd know. 00:15:09.916 --> 00:15:13.958 - How you doin', Bree? - Hey, honey. How are you? 00:15:13.958 --> 00:15:17.000 So good to see you. Are you still doing your comedy? 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.041 Yeah, what can I say? It's in my blood. 00:15:19.041 --> 00:15:21.750 - Along with Hep C. - Gross. 00:15:21.750 --> 00:15:24.166 - I'm just glad you're still alive. - Well, actually, true story, 00:15:24.208 --> 00:15:26.708 - one crazy night I died for six minutes. 00:15:26.708 --> 00:15:30.500 - Your stand-up's not for everyone. - Oh, that's funny, Duchess. 00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:33.000 You don't have to call me that, honestly. 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:33.833 Really, it's embarrassing. 00:15:33.833 --> 00:15:36.250 I was just telling my hair and makeup people that I really... 00:15:36.250 --> 00:15:38.833 ...I need to be treated like a regular person again. 00:15:38.833 --> 00:15:40.083 Hey, Bree. 00:15:40.083 --> 00:15:43.125 Could I have a sparkling water with tiny bubbles, not coarse? 00:15:43.125 --> 00:15:44.000 What? 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.458 A sparkling water with tiny bubbles, not coarse. 00:15:46.458 --> 00:15:49.791 - No, it's, it's me, Zack. - Zack. 00:15:50.041 --> 00:15:51.125 Zack Jackson. 00:15:51.500 --> 00:15:56.750 Oh, wow! Zack Jackson all grown up. 00:15:56.750 --> 00:15:58.666 Whoa, weird. 00:15:58.666 --> 00:16:01.958 That's the exact title of my soon-to-be-self-published memoir. 00:16:01.958 --> 00:16:04.750 I get real about my career, my struggle with ADHD... 00:16:04.750 --> 00:16:07.208 Oh, cool! Look at that picture of a barn. 00:16:07.208 --> 00:16:08.500 I can do a back flip. 00:16:08.500 --> 00:16:10.375 Hey, did you think I was cute when I was a kid? 00:16:10.375 --> 00:16:13.000 Sure... First couple seasons. 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:16.958 So, ladies and germs, here's what we are recreating. 00:16:16.958 --> 00:16:21.458 Let's get into position. Uh, you are there, and you're there. 00:16:22.208 --> 00:16:23.708 You know what to do. 00:16:25.166 --> 00:16:27.916 Uh-huh, oh, great. Yeah, it's amazing. 00:16:28.916 --> 00:16:31.166 Okay, ha, everybody's hilarious. 00:16:31.166 --> 00:16:34.208 Reed, give us the, uh, the Lawrence annoyed look. 00:16:34.208 --> 00:16:38.375 - Lawrence... I, I am. - No, uh, with the arms. Hm. 00:16:38.375 --> 00:16:41.291 Oh, hm, I-I'd rather not. 00:16:41.291 --> 00:16:44.375 - It's, uh, it's, it's too broad. - Yeah, but we gotta match the old photo. 00:16:44.375 --> 00:16:46.666 Yeah, but nobody does that in real life. 00:16:46.666 --> 00:16:49.916 And, uh, the show is much more sophisticated this time. 00:16:49.916 --> 00:16:51.416 Totally different tone. 00:16:51.416 --> 00:16:54.833 So, this is more of an internal thing when I'm, when I'm... 00:16:56.208 --> 00:16:57.708 See? 00:16:58.708 --> 00:16:59.791 You don't look annoyed. 00:16:59.791 --> 00:17:01.625 Well, trust me, I'm gettin' there. 00:17:01.625 --> 00:17:03.125 - Dude, it's a photo. - Can you just do it? 00:17:03.125 --> 00:17:04.916 No, it is a slippery slope. 00:17:04.916 --> 00:17:06.583 It starts with one corny photo, 00:17:06.583 --> 00:17:08.458 - and ends with a bucket of spaghetti on my head. 00:17:08.458 --> 00:17:10.833 I liked that episode: "Mission Impastable." 00:17:10.833 --> 00:17:13.375 - That was funny. - Hey, you guys know where I can find the actors? 00:17:13.375 --> 00:17:16.208 - We're the grownup actors. - Awesome, way to go. 00:17:16.208 --> 00:17:18.416 Uh, they told me to tell you guys to go to the showrunner's office. 00:17:18.416 --> 00:17:22.250 - Why? - 'Cause it's my job to do stuff like that. 00:17:22.250 --> 00:17:24.166 It's my first day. Still figuring it out. 00:17:24.166 --> 00:17:26.125 Perfect. We will ask Hannah. 00:17:26.125 --> 00:17:28.375 She is the show runner, she sets the tone, 00:17:28.375 --> 00:17:31.041 - and I highly doubt that she wants, "Mm." 00:17:31.041 --> 00:17:34.333 - There it is. - Do not use that! 00:17:41.666 --> 00:17:43.666 - Hi Hannah... - I'm sorry, I can't. 00:17:44.875 --> 00:17:47.291 Is that my favorite family? 00:17:48.250 --> 00:17:49.333 Gordon. 00:17:49.333 --> 00:17:52.041 - Gordon? - Hey, it's me. 00:17:52.041 --> 00:17:54.666 Uh, what are, what are you doing here? 00:17:54.666 --> 00:17:56.750 I'm here to save the day. 00:17:56.750 --> 00:17:58.375 I finally read this new script. 00:17:58.375 --> 00:18:00.333 You got jokes with no punchlines, 00:18:00.333 --> 00:18:04.541 - over-complicated characters, social commentary, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:18:04.541 --> 00:18:05.666 I told her I'm gonna fix it. 00:18:05.666 --> 00:18:08.500 I-I'm sorry, maybe you don't know this, but Hannah's our new show runner. 00:18:08.500 --> 00:18:10.583 Apparently not, 'cause she just quit. 00:18:10.625 --> 00:18:12.125 - What? - I'm here. 00:18:12.125 --> 00:18:14.541 - Finally, the guy with the sandwiches. - Gordon? 00:18:14.541 --> 00:18:16.833 No, it's me, Zack. 00:18:16.833 --> 00:18:19.833 What? Zack? No, oh my! 00:18:20.500 --> 00:18:22.833 - You used to be so cute. - See? Told you. 00:18:22.833 --> 00:18:26.166 And, Reed, I notice you got hit by the, uh, the great recession. 00:18:26.166 --> 00:18:28.333 Hey, that's a gold mine right there. 00:18:28.333 --> 00:18:30.750 Put in a bunch of bald jokes about Lawrence. 00:18:30.750 --> 00:18:33.625 - No! No, no, no, we're, we're not gonna do that, uh, Gordon. - That's funny. I like that. 00:18:33.625 --> 00:18:37.916 - We, We really like the new script. - No, nobody likes this. 00:18:37.916 --> 00:18:39.041 You know what the problem is? 00:18:39.041 --> 00:18:43.458 See, now the world is just a mess and people need comfort, right? 00:18:43.458 --> 00:18:45.958 They don't want kale salad, let's give 'em mac and cheese. 00:18:45.958 --> 00:18:48.916 Gordon, the characters finally sound real. 00:18:48.916 --> 00:18:50.541 What are you talkin' about? 00:18:50.541 --> 00:18:54.041 Lawrence has always been real. It's based on me. 00:18:54.041 --> 00:18:55.833 You know the episode where you, you dropped, 00:18:55.833 --> 00:18:57.875 - you dropped the, the wallet in the open casket? 00:18:57.875 --> 00:18:59.041 - Yeah. - That happened. 00:18:59.041 --> 00:19:01.166 Not to me, but I knew a guy that happened to. 00:19:01.166 --> 00:19:03.958 And that was very, very funny in 2002, 00:19:03.958 --> 00:19:06.250 - but it's been 20 years and the show needs to change. 00:19:06.250 --> 00:19:07.833 It's gonna change, believe me. 00:19:07.833 --> 00:19:10.250 This time, Cody gets his own cute little kid. 00:19:10.250 --> 00:19:12.708 - Ah, hell yeah! That's so sick. - Right? 00:19:12.708 --> 00:19:14.041 A kid? No kid. 00:19:14.041 --> 00:19:16.625 I must've spent 10-grand on that ' swear jar. 00:19:16.625 --> 00:19:19.250 Well, you can't do a family show without a cute kid. 00:19:19.250 --> 00:19:20.250 We did before. 00:19:20.250 --> 00:19:23.041 Wait, Gordon, you can't do that because then that would make me a grandma. 00:19:23.041 --> 00:19:24.583 Oh boy, I hadn't even thought of that. 00:19:24.583 --> 00:19:27.208 Put in a bunch of old Lady jokes about Josie. 00:19:27.208 --> 00:19:29.458 Yeah, like a, a walk-in tub and stuff. 00:19:29.458 --> 00:19:32.666 No, I'm barely in my forties! Shut up. 00:19:32.666 --> 00:19:35.541 Okay, um, I'm sorry, Gordon, um, 00:19:35.541 --> 00:19:40.291 - we are only doing the version that we have signed on for. 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:41.833 Really? 00:19:41.833 --> 00:19:43.333 Yeah. 00:19:43.500 --> 00:19:45.000 I see. 00:19:46.500 --> 00:19:50.208 And if we don't... then what? 00:19:50.208 --> 00:19:52.541 You gonna quit... again? 00:19:52.958 --> 00:19:55.291 Hm? Is that what's gonna happen? 00:19:55.291 --> 00:19:56.875 What, you're all gonna quit this time? 00:19:56.875 --> 00:19:58.541 - Oh, um. - Well. - Well. 00:19:58.541 --> 00:20:01.750 - Not necessarily, but... - Yes, we are all going to quit. 00:20:01.750 --> 00:20:03.250 Reed. 00:20:04.375 --> 00:20:06.250 Who the * do you think you are? 00:20:07.041 --> 00:20:11.458 This is my show. I own the rights. I'm in charge. 00:20:11.458 --> 00:20:15.083 So, if that's not okay with you, then... Hey, you know what? 00:20:15.125 --> 00:20:17.458 * your quitting, I'll just fold up the tent, 00:20:17.458 --> 00:20:19.000 - shave the bearded Lady. 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:22.125 I'll be very happy to go back to my beautiful home in Bel Air. 00:20:22.125 --> 00:20:25.333 So, you can tell me right now, you're in or you're out. 00:20:28.791 --> 00:20:30.458 - I'm scared. - Okay. 00:20:30.458 --> 00:20:33.333 - What are you doing? - We need to apologize to him. 00:20:33.333 --> 00:20:34.291 Yeah. 00:20:34.291 --> 00:20:38.458 I'm hearing you, I'm listening, and I got this completely under control. 00:20:38.458 --> 00:20:41.083 All right? Just trust me. 00:20:47.166 --> 00:20:48.666 Well, look at you. 00:20:49.333 --> 00:20:51.333 Actin' like you A-Rod or some shit- 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.666 - when I'm the only ruthless * standin' here. 00:20:54.666 --> 00:20:58.000 - W-What is he doing? - I'll tell you what the * I'm doing. 00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.750 You bring back the girl, 00:20:59.750 --> 00:21:03.083 - or you ain't never gon' see this family ever again. 00:21:06.666 --> 00:21:08.291 Let's roll, y'all. 00:21:10.333 --> 00:21:11.875 Dis *. 00:21:11.875 --> 00:21:13.375 Reed! 00:21:17.125 --> 00:21:20.291 Are you out of your mind?! 00:21:20.291 --> 00:21:21.625 - Okay. - What the *, Reed?! 00:21:21.625 --> 00:21:23.291 Okay, I admit the character took over. 00:21:23.291 --> 00:21:25.375 - Will he really shut down the show? - Nah, nah. I think he's bluffing. 00:21:25.375 --> 00:21:27.625 You think he's bluffing?! What if he's not?! 00:21:27.625 --> 00:21:30.833 What if this all ends because you pretended to be a ruthless *? 00:21:30.833 --> 00:21:34.166 - Why are you the one freaking out? - Because I need this show! 00:21:34.166 --> 00:21:35.875 Oh my god, are you kiddin' me? 00:21:35.875 --> 00:21:37.875 You're, You're the last one who needs this show. 00:21:37.875 --> 00:21:39.375 You can just go back to being a Duchess. 00:21:39.375 --> 00:21:40.750 - I can't. - Why not? 00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:43.291 Because I'm not a Duchess anymore! 00:21:44.166 --> 00:21:46.250 - Anders? - Bree! 00:21:46.250 --> 00:21:48.083 Ingrid's not at her desk. 00:21:48.083 --> 00:21:51.208 - Oh, what, uh, what brings you here? - It happened again. 00:21:51.208 --> 00:21:54.833 I went into the village to try to connect with these stoic people- 00:21:54.833 --> 00:21:58.166 - and someone threw a pinecone at my head and called me a Klün-Hore. 00:21:58.458 --> 00:22:00.875 - That means Clown *. - I know what it means! 00:22:00.875 --> 00:22:04.458 I'm trying to be a good Duchess, but they just don't accept outsiders. 00:22:04.458 --> 00:22:06.125 Perhaps we can talk about this later. 00:22:06.416 --> 00:22:08.875 Go to hell, Anders, and * off, Ingrid! 00:22:08.875 --> 00:22:10.541 I never liked you! 00:22:11.375 --> 00:22:14.000 Well, I did, but I don't anymore! 00:22:15.958 --> 00:22:18.291 My marriage is over and I'm broke. 00:22:18.291 --> 00:22:20.125 You're broke? Well, how did that happen? 00:22:20.125 --> 00:22:23.000 Fjordstad divorce law. They're on the Kettle System. 00:22:24.041 --> 00:22:26.541 A woman can only take what she can fit in a kettle. 00:22:27.875 --> 00:22:28.875 I'm so sorry. 00:22:28.875 --> 00:22:31.166 You guys all have things to fall back on. 00:22:31.166 --> 00:22:35.333 I don't... I am so pathetic. 00:22:35.333 --> 00:22:38.791 You wanna hear pathetic? My life's a ' mess. 00:22:38.791 --> 00:22:41.583 Three months ago, Andy Dick told me I was outta control. 00:22:41.583 --> 00:22:43.083 Ooh. 00:22:43.208 --> 00:22:45.375 Yeah, I got fired from my last teen movie. 00:22:46.125 --> 00:22:50.166 Apparently, "guys in high school don't have hair plugs." 00:22:50.833 --> 00:22:52.708 Well, um, 00:22:54.541 --> 00:22:57.250 - as I am the actor who left this troupe- 00:22:57.250 --> 00:22:58.875 - for greener pastures, 00:22:58.875 --> 00:23:03.125 - you might enjoy learning that my last paying job over a year ago- 00:23:03.666 --> 00:23:06.791 - was the voice... of a hemorrhoid. 00:23:07.916 --> 00:23:10.000 When I was 17, 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:13.875 I stole $2.000 worth of Air Jordans from a Foot Locker. 00:23:14.833 --> 00:23:16.250 Not what we're doin', man. 00:23:16.250 --> 00:23:18.541 - No. - Okay, c-cool. 00:23:18.541 --> 00:23:20.166 You guys left this in there. 00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:27.458 Remember how excited we were- 00:23:27.458 --> 00:23:30.500 - when this was the billboard of us on Sunset Boulevard? 00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:32.875 We raced there at lunch to see it. 00:23:32.875 --> 00:23:36.291 And we posed exactly the same way hoping someone would notice. 00:23:36.291 --> 00:23:39.041 Remember that guy asked you to autograph his t-shirt? 00:23:39.041 --> 00:23:42.958 Oh god. I remember that was the first time I ever signed an autograph. 00:23:42.958 --> 00:23:45.666 Granted, he thought I was Damon Wayans. 00:23:45.666 --> 00:23:47.083 Yeah, I don't remember any of this. 00:23:47.083 --> 00:23:50.125 - You were sick. - You were at school. - We couldn't find you. 00:23:50.791 --> 00:23:53.333 Okay, * it. 00:23:54.125 --> 00:23:57.625 - Where are you going? - Back to Gordon's to eat shit. 00:23:57.625 --> 00:24:01.625 I *ed you guys out of this once, I'm not gonna do it again. 00:24:02.791 --> 00:24:04.666 Yo, see you guys later. 00:24:04.666 --> 00:24:06.541 Gotta go take this box to Hannah's house. 00:24:06.541 --> 00:24:08.041 Reed, wait! 00:24:09.666 --> 00:24:12.666 - Hi. - Hi. 00:24:12.666 --> 00:24:15.916 - What the f... - Hi, um, I'm Bree. 00:24:15.916 --> 00:24:18.166 - We haven't met yet. - Yeah, I'm a big fan. 00:24:18.166 --> 00:24:23.291 Oh... thanks, that's so sweet. What was I saying? 00:24:23.291 --> 00:24:25.166 What the hell are you guys doing here? 00:24:25.166 --> 00:24:27.541 - Oh... - Hannah, we need you to stay. 00:24:27.541 --> 00:24:28.708 Guys, I can't. 00:24:28.708 --> 00:24:31.500 I-I would love to, but Gordon wasn't supposed to be there, okay? 00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:33.000 So, it's just... It's a non-starter. 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.375 I don't think you understand. I need this. 00:24:35.375 --> 00:24:38.708 I need somewhere to go during the day, or bad shit finds me. 00:24:38.708 --> 00:24:40.916 Hannah, we all need this. 00:24:43.208 --> 00:24:46.250 No, no. I can't, I can't. I can't work with him every day. 00:24:46.250 --> 00:24:49.791 - He's just... He's so... - Stubborn and he's narcissistic. 00:24:49.791 --> 00:24:52.666 We know. All right, we're tired of the drama. 00:24:52.666 --> 00:24:56.291 I promise you, we will always, always be in your corner. 00:24:56.291 --> 00:25:00.041 Yeah, and help you fight his terrible ideas, like adding a kid. 00:25:00.041 --> 00:25:01.250 Or making me a grandma. 00:25:01.250 --> 00:25:03.416 You're saying... Are you, Are you saying you'd support me? 00:25:03.416 --> 00:25:05.083 - Absolutely. - No matter what? 00:25:05.083 --> 00:25:07.083 - No Matt... - Oh my god! * that guy. 00:25:08.041 --> 00:25:09.708 I mean, that would infuriate him. 00:25:09.708 --> 00:25:13.000 Come on, Hannah... We need you to Step... 00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:14.541 - Oh, don't say it. - Right. 00:25:14.541 --> 00:25:15.625 - Please kill me. - Up. 00:25:15.625 --> 00:25:17.125 Ugh. 00:25:22.958 --> 00:25:23.791 Okay. 00:25:23.791 --> 00:25:24.666 - Yes? - I'll do it. 00:25:24.666 --> 00:25:25.958 I'll try. 00:25:25.958 --> 00:25:27.291 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:25:27.291 --> 00:25:29.416 Oh, you're the best. Oh, thank you. 00:25:29.416 --> 00:25:31.625 And I... You know, I got a little ramped up there. 00:25:31.625 --> 00:25:33.000 I promise you, Gordon, 00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:34.541 - he's not that bad when you get to know him. - No. 00:25:34.541 --> 00:25:37.958 - Yeah. - Oh, I got to know him pretty well for about seven years- 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:39.708 - until he dropped me off at ballet class one time- 00:25:39.708 --> 00:25:42.208 - and he started flirting with my super-skinny teacher. 00:25:42.208 --> 00:25:45.291 And then he moved in with her and her super creepy son, Seth, 00:25:45.291 --> 00:25:49.000 - and then he created a television show all about his new step-family- 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.250 - that acted like his daughter never existed. 00:25:54.291 --> 00:26:00.041 Um... are you telling us that Gordon is your father? 00:26:00.375 --> 00:26:04.916 Yeah... but I guess my childhood didn't give him enough material, right? 00:26:04.916 --> 00:26:07.541 Maybe my scoliosis brace, and my cystic acne, 00:26:07.541 --> 00:26:09.333 - and going to the father-daughter dance- 00:26:09.333 --> 00:26:12.250 - with my mother's hairdresser wasn't funny enough for him. 00:26:12.875 --> 00:26:15.375 But we're not gonna let him write me out this time. 00:26:15.375 --> 00:26:16.750 Oh shit. 00:26:16.750 --> 00:26:19.625 So, the big twist at the end of the pilot... 00:26:19.625 --> 00:26:23.958 Dear Lord, Lawrence's dark secret is you. 00:26:24.666 --> 00:26:27.875 I'm here. 00:26:29.083 --> 00:26:29.916 What'd I miss? 00:26:30.791 --> 00:26:38.625 - 00:26:39.208 --> 00:26:48.916 - 00:27:11.291 --> 00:27:13.666 I am focused, I am on top of things... 00:27:13.666 --> 00:27:15.125 Bree, you missed your cue! 00:27:15.125 --> 00:27:17.000 Shit. This is your fault! 00:27:18.291 --> 00:27:19.916 That's not the actress playing your daughter, is it? 00:27:19.958 --> 00:27:21.416 Her character description was frazzled, unkempt, and zaftig. 00:27:21.416 --> 00:27:25.416 A special welcome to the newest member of our cast, Timberly Fox. 00:27:25.875 --> 00:27:30.250 Timberly made quite a splash on a reality dating show called... 00:27:30.250 --> 00:27:32.708 - * Buddy Mountain. - * Buddy Mountain. 00:27:33.875 --> 00:27:36.208 Your mom still comes to set with you every day. 00:27:36.208 --> 00:27:37.625 She's been coming to set with me my whole life. 00:27:37.625 --> 00:27:40.333 - Dude, that's creepy. - Could you say something to my mom? 00:27:40.333 --> 00:27:41.833 Yeah, what the *. 00:27:42.333 --> 00:27:43.916 Come in! 00:27:43.916 --> 00:27:46.083 - What if Zack finds out? - Finds what out? 00:27:46.083 --> 00:27:46.833 Uh, that I couldn't talk to your mom yet. 00:27:46.833 --> 00:27:48.750 - Too hard, huh? - No, no, I wouldn't say that. 00:27:48.750 --> 00:27:49.875 Not that. 00:27:49.875 --> 00:27:50.541 I think you're confused because of our history- 00:27:50.541 --> 00:27:52.208 - and I think you still have feelings for me. 00:27:52.208 --> 00:27:54.750 I do not still have feelings for you. 00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:56.583 I am in a committed relationship. 00:27:56.583 --> 00:28:00.458 Right, with "Nora" who's a "real person" in "New York City." 00:28:00.916 --> 00:28:02.625 Well this can't be good. 00:28:02.625 --> 00:28:04.541 Guess what? I'm on mushrooms. 00:28:04.541 --> 00:28:07.541 I'm coming to get you. Tell me exactly what you see. 00:28:07.541 --> 00:28:09.416 When my eyes are open, I see a fence. 00:28:09.416 --> 00:28:11.000 When they're closed, dragons. 00:28:11.375 --> 00:28:13.958 - Bree? - Shit. 00:28:14.333 --> 00:28:16.041 - Die, dragon! - Whoa! 00:28:17.166 --> 00:28:19.000 You have this superpower, man. 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:21.166 You actually have the rare gift of being ' funny. 00:28:21.166 --> 00:28:22.000 You could make millions of people laugh. 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.333 And to put that out into the world, 00:28:24.333 --> 00:28:27.041 - that is as good and honorable thing as a man can do. 00:28:27.041 --> 00:28:29.375 Come on, guys, let's bring it in. "Step Right Up" on three. 00:28:29.375 --> 00:28:31.791 - No reason to do that. - All right. 00:28:31.791 --> 00:28:33.750 One, two, three, "Step Right Up"! 00:28:34.791 --> 00:28:36.708 The comedy cavalry has arrived. 00:28:36.708 --> 00:28:38.000 - Good morning! - Sorry we're late. 00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:40.250 We've been wandering in Palm Desert for 40 years. 00:28:40.250 --> 00:28:42.500 We don't need a bunch of dinosaurs in the writer's room. 00:28:42.500 --> 00:28:43.625 It's so funny you say that. 00:28:43.625 --> 00:28:45.875 Alan ran the last two seasons of "Dinosaurs" on ABC. 00:28:45.875 --> 00:28:49.583 Yeah, again, wrote for giant puppets is not the mic drop you think it is.