WEBVTT 00:00:06.261 --> 00:00:08.096 Here we go 00:00:08.304 --> 00:00:09.639 Buckle up 00:00:09.639 --> 00:00:11.766 And hold on tight 00:00:11.766 --> 00:00:14.644 You and me on a wild ride 00:00:14.644 --> 00:00:17.981 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:00:17.981 --> 00:00:21.151 Together we'll make it all the way 00:00:21.151 --> 00:00:23.903 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:00:23.903 --> 00:00:25.280 We'll always find our way around 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:25.488 So here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:00:25.488 --> 00:00:29.492 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:00:29.492 --> 00:00:32.495 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:00:32.495 --> 00:00:34.122 You got me 00:00:34.122 --> 00:00:35.498 I got you 00:00:35.498 --> 00:00:37.000 Here we go 00:00:40.253 --> 00:00:42.088 Bowie, why are you wearing those glasses? 00:00:42.088 --> 00:00:43.506 They only work if you're watching a movie. 00:00:43.506 --> 00:00:44.591 Oh yeah? 00:00:44.591 --> 00:00:46.926 Then explain why I can smell dog poop. 00:00:46.926 --> 00:00:49.429 You stepped in dog poop two blocks ago. 00:00:50.764 --> 00:00:52.974 Anyway, if Stinky Face is going to be a success, 00:00:52.974 --> 00:00:54.517 we need to get the technology released 00:00:54.517 --> 00:00:56.102 with a big blockbuster movie. 00:00:56.102 --> 00:00:57.437 And Chase Runner 00:00:57.437 --> 00:00:58.938 is shooting an alien invasion movie 00:00:58.938 --> 00:01:00.273 somewhere around here. 00:01:00.273 --> 00:01:02.108 Cut! 00:01:03.485 --> 00:01:05.195 But where? 00:01:05.195 --> 00:01:06.446 I'll be in my trailer. 00:01:07.781 --> 00:01:09.407 I wish my last movie hadn't bombed 00:01:09.407 --> 00:01:11.451 and I didn't live in a trailer now. 00:01:11.451 --> 00:01:14.120 It's Chase Runner! 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:15.455 Come on. Let's go ask him 00:01:15.455 --> 00:01:16.873 to check out Stinky Face. 00:01:16.873 --> 00:01:18.416 Do you think he'll remember us? 00:01:18.416 --> 00:01:20.085 Only one way to find out. 00:01:20.085 --> 00:01:21.503 Chase! 00:01:21.503 --> 00:01:22.962 Remember us? 00:01:22.962 --> 00:01:24.214 We're the ones 00:01:24.214 --> 00:01:26.174 who ruined your book-signing! 00:01:28.426 --> 00:01:30.595 He remembered us! 00:01:30.595 --> 00:01:32.055 If we could only get him 00:01:32.055 --> 00:01:33.556 to check out the Stinky Face glasses, 00:01:33.556 --> 00:01:34.557 he'd love them. 00:01:34.557 --> 00:01:36.142 It's amazing technology. 00:01:36.142 --> 00:01:37.560 I know! 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:41.189 I'm wearing a pair now, and I smell garbage! 00:01:44.067 --> 00:01:46.069 And Susan. 00:01:46.069 --> 00:01:49.030 That alien ship has been hovering over my city 00:01:49.030 --> 00:01:50.657 for two days now. 00:01:50.657 --> 00:01:52.367 We still don't know what's inside. 00:01:52.367 --> 00:01:54.035 But we know we want to kill it! 00:01:54.035 --> 00:01:57.205 But we have no idea what they even want! 00:01:57.205 --> 00:02:00.250 There are only two things they could have come here for-- 00:02:00.250 --> 00:02:02.460 our water, or our women-- 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:04.796 and I've got an unquenchable thirst for both! 00:02:05.922 --> 00:02:08.258 Not you, Susan. 00:02:10.468 --> 00:02:12.554 We've got to figure out how to get to Chase 00:02:12.554 --> 00:02:13.763 so we can show him the glasses. 00:02:13.763 --> 00:02:15.140 I wish Holly were here. 00:02:15.140 --> 00:02:16.141 She'd know what to do. 00:02:16.141 --> 00:02:18.143 No, she wouldn't. 00:02:18.143 --> 00:02:21.396 I know, but I still wish she were here. 00:02:21.396 --> 00:02:23.481 Doesn't matter! They're never gonna let us on the set. 00:02:23.481 --> 00:02:26.484 Then we'll just have to invade the set. 00:02:28.528 --> 00:02:32.490 I can't believe the Sarge made me get coffee and donuts. 00:02:32.490 --> 00:02:34.909 So I disagreed with him about the aliens. 00:02:34.909 --> 00:02:37.162 For all we know, they're highly advanced beings, 00:02:37.162 --> 00:02:40.081 far more intelligent than us. 00:02:48.256 --> 00:02:50.925 Greetings, Earthling. 00:02:50.925 --> 00:02:52.510 Or not. 00:02:55.096 --> 00:02:57.432 We are here to share our technology. 00:02:57.432 --> 00:02:59.517 Stinky Face. 00:02:59.517 --> 00:03:00.768 What did you call me? 00:03:00.768 --> 00:03:02.270 Hop forward! 00:03:02.270 --> 00:03:03.688 Which way is that? 00:03:03.688 --> 00:03:06.107 Whoa! 00:03:08.526 --> 00:03:09.986 We come in 00:03:09.986 --> 00:03:12.614 piece...s. 00:03:12.614 --> 00:03:14.407 Cut! 00:03:16.784 --> 00:03:18.620 This is our alien? 00:03:18.620 --> 00:03:20.580 It looks so fake! 00:03:23.416 --> 00:03:25.251 Now, this-- 00:03:25.251 --> 00:03:27.420 this looks like an alien! 00:03:27.420 --> 00:03:30.632 Just the right mix of creepy and amusing. 00:03:30.632 --> 00:03:32.842 I get that all the time. 00:03:32.842 --> 00:03:34.844 Mostly at family dinners. 00:03:34.844 --> 00:03:38.014 I want him to be my co-star! 00:03:38.014 --> 00:03:41.476 And we want you to check out this amazing technology. 00:03:42.602 --> 00:03:44.020 That's not amazing. 00:03:44.020 --> 00:03:46.231 It looks like my agent. 00:03:46.231 --> 00:03:48.066 But I'll do whatever you want 00:03:48.066 --> 00:03:49.651 to get this creepy little homunculus 00:03:49.651 --> 00:03:51.986 in my movie. 00:03:51.986 --> 00:03:53.613 You really should come over for dinner. 00:03:53.613 --> 00:03:55.865 I think you'd enjoy the table talk. 00:03:58.701 --> 00:04:01.329 What is all this hideous junk? 00:04:01.329 --> 00:04:02.580 That's not, like, junk. 00:04:03.790 --> 00:04:05.291 Candace? What are you doing here? 00:04:05.291 --> 00:04:06.292 Look, Jarvis. 00:04:06.292 --> 00:04:07.585 The truth is I... 00:04:07.585 --> 00:04:09.462 Whatever. If you see Mrs. Bubkes, 00:04:09.462 --> 00:04:12.173 ask her to clean up this junk on the floor. 00:04:17.887 --> 00:04:19.389 This is so exciting! 00:04:19.389 --> 00:04:21.224 We get to screen Chase Runner's new movie, 00:04:21.224 --> 00:04:23.476 enhanced with Stinky Face technology. 00:04:23.476 --> 00:04:25.728 This place is full of studio bigwigs. 00:04:25.728 --> 00:04:26.854 I know. 00:04:26.854 --> 00:04:28.898 I'm stuck sitting behind them. 00:04:32.235 --> 00:04:34.404 Well, I'd offer you the seat next to me, 00:04:34.404 --> 00:04:37.240 but I'm saving it for my date, Holly. 00:04:42.453 --> 00:04:45.790 What are you doing here, "Holly?" 00:04:45.790 --> 00:04:48.584 I'm, like, on a date with, like, Jarvis! 00:04:48.584 --> 00:04:50.169 And I like Jarvis. 00:04:50.169 --> 00:04:52.171 I really, like, like Jarvis. 00:04:53.589 --> 00:04:54.799 What happened to 00:04:54.799 --> 00:04:56.801 "you should be the person you really are?" 00:04:56.801 --> 00:04:58.136 I am! 00:04:58.136 --> 00:05:00.179 I'm the person who really wants to date Jarvis. 00:05:02.015 --> 00:05:03.683 Hey, Holly! 00:05:03.683 --> 00:05:05.226 You look beautiful tonight. 00:05:05.226 --> 00:05:07.186 Thank you! 00:05:11.858 --> 00:05:15.028 And you look great too! 00:05:15.028 --> 00:05:16.321 Thank you! 00:05:16.321 --> 00:05:18.156 I'm so excited for tonight. 00:05:18.156 --> 00:05:20.325 A date with a beautiful blonde, 00:05:20.325 --> 00:05:23.119 and we get to show everyone our Stinky Face! 00:05:24.579 --> 00:05:26.289 I just can't, like, 00:05:26.289 --> 00:05:30.293 understand how this technology works. 00:05:34.380 --> 00:05:38.092 My favourite movie star is here! 00:05:38.092 --> 00:05:39.886 Really? I'm your favourite? 00:05:39.886 --> 00:05:41.596 No, not you. 00:05:41.596 --> 00:05:43.598 Him! 00:05:45.725 --> 00:05:47.727 I wonder where Piper is. 00:05:47.727 --> 00:05:49.395 I want her to introduce the movie, 00:05:49.395 --> 00:05:50.897 since Stinky Face was her idea. 00:05:50.897 --> 00:05:52.231 Really? 00:05:52.231 --> 00:05:53.983 You never let anyone else introduce things. 00:05:53.983 --> 00:05:54.067 Like. 00:05:54.067 --> 00:05:55.318 Wait here. 00:05:55.318 --> 00:05:57.070 I'm going to go find Piper. 00:05:57.070 --> 00:05:58.821 No! I'll find her. 00:06:03.326 --> 00:06:05.411 Piper! There you are. 00:06:05.411 --> 00:06:07.413 The movie was supposed to start 20 minutes ago. 00:06:07.413 --> 00:06:09.374 We had to fill time by showing a trailer. 00:06:11.209 --> 00:06:13.586 Sure, it's small, but the kitchen seats four. 00:06:13.586 --> 00:06:16.005 Five, if someone sits on the toilet. 00:06:18.091 --> 00:06:19.258 Thank you, Chase. 00:06:19.258 --> 00:06:21.344 What a beautiful home. 00:06:21.344 --> 00:06:25.056 And a wonderful cautionary tale. 00:06:25.056 --> 00:06:26.808 Anyway, welcome, everyone, 00:06:26.808 --> 00:06:29.102 and thank you to Chase Runner and his team 00:06:29.102 --> 00:06:30.812 for coming to check out this special screening 00:06:30.812 --> 00:06:33.773 augmented with Knickknack's new Stinky Face technology. 00:06:33.773 --> 00:06:36.192 And thank you to all our Knickknack employees, 00:06:36.192 --> 00:06:38.111 for... nothing. 00:06:38.111 --> 00:06:41.197 I did this all myself. 00:06:41.197 --> 00:06:45.201 And people wonder why I handle the introductions. 00:06:46.828 --> 00:06:49.038 It was a day like any other. 00:06:49.038 --> 00:06:51.082 Big Frankie was sellin' hot dogs... 00:06:53.751 --> 00:06:55.503 With onions... 00:06:57.922 --> 00:07:00.925 Old Lady Callahan was watering her flowers... 00:07:03.511 --> 00:07:04.762 And me? 00:07:04.762 --> 00:07:07.432 I was writing a ticket to some scum-bum 00:07:07.432 --> 00:07:09.350 who parked in front of a hydrant. 00:07:12.437 --> 00:07:15.481 Wow! You can really smell the dog pee. 00:07:16.691 --> 00:07:18.192 I thought you were in this movie. 00:07:18.192 --> 00:07:19.735 -I am. -Where? 00:07:19.735 --> 00:07:20.820 Are you the hot dog guy? 00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:22.530 No. 00:07:22.530 --> 00:07:23.322 Are you the old lady? 00:07:23.322 --> 00:07:24.365 No! 00:07:24.365 --> 00:07:25.700 Are you the fire hydrant? 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:28.161 Yes! I'm the fire hydrant. 00:07:28.161 --> 00:07:30.037 I knew it! 00:07:31.539 --> 00:07:33.541 Though it seemed like any other day, 00:07:33.541 --> 00:07:35.877 it was anything but. 00:07:35.877 --> 00:07:37.545 Because that was the day 00:07:37.545 --> 00:07:39.088 that the spaceship came. 00:07:46.804 --> 00:07:49.724 I couldn't believe what was happening... 00:07:49.724 --> 00:07:51.434 But I wasn't just gonna stand there 00:07:51.434 --> 00:07:52.810 and let it happen. 00:07:52.810 --> 00:07:53.811 Hey! 00:07:53.811 --> 00:07:55.771 You can't park there! 00:08:02.278 --> 00:08:03.446 There you are! 00:08:03.446 --> 00:08:04.822 I was looking for you. 00:08:04.822 --> 00:08:06.240 I was just getting us some, like, 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:07.492 pop, like, corn! 00:08:09.827 --> 00:08:11.329 Like, who is that guy? 00:08:11.329 --> 00:08:12.830 And what's he, like, doing? 00:08:12.830 --> 00:08:14.499 Why do I, like, smell popcorn? 00:08:14.499 --> 00:08:16.334 There's no popcorn in the movie! 00:08:17.793 --> 00:08:21.589 I can't believe the Sarge made me get coffee... 00:08:23.591 --> 00:08:25.009 And donuts... 00:08:26.469 --> 00:08:28.930 And an egg salad sandwich... 00:08:29.931 --> 00:08:32.141 And garlic fries... 00:08:32.975 --> 00:08:34.769 And a whole pineapple! 00:08:36.771 --> 00:08:39.106 And a wheel of pungent cheese! 00:08:40.274 --> 00:08:42.568 So I disagreed with him about the aliens. 00:08:42.568 --> 00:08:44.278 For all we know, 00:08:44.278 --> 00:08:48.449 they're highly advanced beings, far more intelligent than us. 00:08:56.832 --> 00:08:59.043 Or not. 00:09:13.849 --> 00:09:17.061 I did all my own farts. 00:09:17.061 --> 00:09:20.064 I know him! I know him! 00:09:20.064 --> 00:09:22.108 I know you! 00:09:27.572 --> 00:09:29.574 Whoa. Holly. You look... 00:09:29.574 --> 00:09:31.576 different. 00:09:32.910 --> 00:09:34.912 Uhh... 00:09:34.912 --> 00:09:36.914 I, like, had too much popcorn! 00:09:36.914 --> 00:09:39.083 It goes, like, right to my... 00:09:40.376 --> 00:09:42.587 Let's say "hips." 00:09:42.587 --> 00:09:45.840 I'll just, like, work it off! 00:09:49.010 --> 00:09:50.970 Aww... 00:09:50.970 --> 00:09:53.264 You don't want to hurt us. 00:09:53.264 --> 00:09:57.101 You're just cold and hungry and afraid. 00:09:57.101 --> 00:10:00.187 Well, you don't need to be afraid anymore. 00:10:00.187 --> 00:10:02.523 We need to find that alien and kill it! 00:10:02.523 --> 00:10:04.650 You need to be terrified! 00:10:04.650 --> 00:10:06.027 Quick! 00:10:06.027 --> 00:10:08.946 Into this bakery filled with fresh-baked bread! 00:10:13.701 --> 00:10:14.827 Ugh! What is that? 00:10:14.827 --> 00:10:15.828 Skunk? 00:10:15.828 --> 00:10:16.954 Worse! 00:10:16.954 --> 00:10:19.290 It's like a walrus with halitosis 00:10:19.290 --> 00:10:21.542 barfed up a pile of squid bladders, 00:10:21.542 --> 00:10:23.669 and left them to rot in the sun. 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:27.006 Wow. You really know your stenches. 00:10:27.006 --> 00:10:29.759 I played a police dog in my last movie. 00:10:31.969 --> 00:10:33.971 What's wrong with these glasses? 00:10:33.971 --> 00:10:36.223 The only I thing I smell is failure. 00:10:36.223 --> 00:10:39.226 Which I smell enough in my kitchen-slash-bathroom. 00:10:40.436 --> 00:10:41.979 Don't worry. We'll fix it. 00:10:41.979 --> 00:10:43.814 Where's Piper? 00:10:50.321 --> 00:10:52.490 Locked? No. 00:10:53.574 --> 00:10:55.076 Go away! 00:10:55.076 --> 00:10:56.869 I didn't ask for this life. 00:10:56.869 --> 00:11:00.539 I just want to be left alone! 00:11:00.539 --> 00:11:01.707 Yeah! 00:11:01.707 --> 00:11:03.042 The two of us 00:11:03.042 --> 00:11:05.503 want to be left alone! 00:11:08.214 --> 00:11:10.299 Holly? You haven't found Piper yet? 00:11:10.299 --> 00:11:11.801 It's gonna be a disaster for Knickknack 00:11:11.801 --> 00:11:13.302 if Stinky Face doesn't work. 00:11:13.302 --> 00:11:15.304 I'll fix it! 00:11:15.304 --> 00:11:16.889 That's sweet of you to offer, 00:11:16.889 --> 00:11:19.308 but also stupid. 00:11:19.308 --> 00:11:20.685 All I have to do 00:11:20.685 --> 00:11:22.228 is route the olfactory release conduits 00:11:22.228 --> 00:11:23.479 so they realign 00:11:23.479 --> 00:11:25.314 with their corresponding image sensors. 00:11:25.314 --> 00:11:28.192 Or, like, something! 00:11:30.027 --> 00:11:31.737 I don't know how Holly fixed it, 00:11:31.737 --> 00:11:33.406 but she fixed it. 00:11:35.282 --> 00:11:37.576 That alien must be around here somewhere! 00:11:44.083 --> 00:11:45.459 Bonjour! 00:11:45.459 --> 00:11:47.712 Bonjour. 00:11:47.712 --> 00:11:49.463 Bonjour. 00:11:49.463 --> 00:11:51.549 I don't know why people say the French are rude. 00:11:51.549 --> 00:11:53.718 Even the bread says hello. 00:11:53.718 --> 00:11:55.928 This way, men! 00:11:55.928 --> 00:11:57.388 And Susan. 00:12:01.684 --> 00:12:02.935 Whew! 00:12:04.812 --> 00:12:07.106 Here's the part you need to fix your spaceship. 00:12:07.106 --> 00:12:08.816 Will I ever see you again? 00:12:10.401 --> 00:12:13.779 Then I guess this is goodbye. 00:12:13.779 --> 00:12:16.282 Bye... bye. 00:12:29.837 --> 00:12:31.797 What have you done? 00:12:31.797 --> 00:12:33.215 He didn't want to harm us! 00:12:33.215 --> 00:12:35.676 He just needed help fixing his ship. 00:12:35.676 --> 00:12:37.470 See? It's working now. 00:12:53.986 --> 00:12:55.237 Wow! 00:12:55.237 --> 00:12:57.990 This smells exactly like burning flesh! 00:12:57.990 --> 00:12:59.241 I know, because I once slipped 00:12:59.241 --> 00:13:00.451 getting out of the bathtub, 00:13:00.451 --> 00:13:02.328 and fell into the stove. 00:13:02.536 --> 00:13:04.038 There you are, Piper! 00:13:04.038 --> 00:13:05.873 Stinky Face smells like a winner. 00:13:05.873 --> 00:13:07.041 I know! 00:13:08.042 --> 00:13:10.461 Holly told me. 00:13:10.461 --> 00:13:12.713 Speaking of Holly... 00:13:12.713 --> 00:13:14.799 I figured out the truth about her. 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:16.050 You did? 00:13:16.050 --> 00:13:18.469 Yeah. She's a fake. 00:13:18.469 --> 00:13:20.763 She's not really a dumb blonde. 00:13:22.014 --> 00:13:24.016 She's a smart blonde! 00:13:24.016 --> 00:13:26.393 You know, when I thought she was dumb, 00:13:26.393 --> 00:13:28.145 I was having a terrible time on our date. 00:13:28.145 --> 00:13:29.396 She was so boring. 00:13:29.396 --> 00:13:31.065 But you cuddled! 00:13:31.065 --> 00:13:33.150 So I hear. 00:13:33.150 --> 00:13:34.568 I had to do something 00:13:34.568 --> 00:13:36.904 to get her to stop asking all those stupid questions. 00:13:36.904 --> 00:13:39.073 But then she stepped up and fixed the system, 00:13:39.073 --> 00:13:41.242 and I realized how much she has to offer. 00:13:41.242 --> 00:13:43.160 So you're looking for a girl who's smart, 00:13:43.160 --> 00:13:44.203 great with technology, 00:13:44.203 --> 00:13:45.830 and likes to cuddle? 00:13:45.830 --> 00:13:47.206 No, I'm not looking for that. 00:13:47.206 --> 00:13:48.332 I already found it. 00:13:48.332 --> 00:13:49.583 In Holly! 00:13:49.583 --> 00:13:51.585 Be right back! 00:13:55.089 --> 00:13:56.090 I, like, quit, 00:13:56.090 --> 00:13:59.426 and I'm, like, breaking up with you! 00:13:59.426 --> 00:14:00.761 What? 00:14:00.761 --> 00:14:02.596 You're just gonna have to, like, find someone 00:14:02.596 --> 00:14:04.098 who's all the things I am... 00:14:04.098 --> 00:14:06.016 except blonde. Hair colour doesn't matter. 00:14:07.101 --> 00:14:09.228 - Well, actu-- - It doesn't!