- Around this time of the year, a jolt of excitement runs through every school. - I can't wait!
It's the time for one of the biggest events in one's high school life,
the school trip.
I've never been to Okinawa before.
- I've never been on an airplane! - Our school is taking a three-day trip to Okinawa next week.
I wonder if it's hot there.
Duh! It's a tropical island!
Good grief. I can't understand the appeal of trips at all.
I could go to Okinawa and back right now in three minutes.
Saiki. Did you decide on your group for the trip?
You need three boys and three girls.
A group? Let everyone else pick. Whoever's left is fine for me.
The only other people undecided are... Nendou and Kaidou.
I guess the best wasn't saved for last.
Perfect, three boys! I'll mark you guys down as a group.
Once you find the girls you're with, let me know.
Now I want to go even less.
That aside...
Looks like Saiki is going to be in a group with those two.
Just as we thought.
Now we just need to figure out how to get in their group.
Asking them myself is embarrassing.
Oh, I know! Why don't we ask Mera to do it?
Chisatocchi is absent today.
Apparently, she's working to pay for the trip.
Oh. That sounds tough.
I got a postcard from her yesterday. See?
Tuna?!
I-I see... Then what should we do?
Okay, it's up to me! I'll go ask Kaidou!
What? She's gonna ask the guy she likes?!
She's pretty aggressive.
Teruhashi mistakenly believes that Yumehara likes Kaidou.
Oh? Seems like Kaidou isn't around.
Then I'll go ask Nendou, since he's over there.
What?! She's asking the guy she likes? That's Kokomi for you!
Yumehara mistakenly believes that Teruhashi likes Nendou.
Hey, Nendou!
Teruhashi!
- Would you like to join our group?! - Why don't you join my group?!
Hey! Don't be sneaky!
I can't say I'm joining Nendou's group like this.
If you do, more people will get the wrong idea, just like Yumehara.
Oh? What's going on?
Teruhashi's popularity backfired on her this time.
I have family in Okinawa so I can show you around!
I used to live in Okinawa!
They called me Islanders' Treasure when I was a kid.
I'm friends with the bassist of Bi Kyo Ran.
Hey, don't lie!
Bi Kyo Ran is from Shizuoka!
What a mess.
We will decide the boy and girl group pairings by lottery.
Teruhashi, please go first.
Geez, this is terrible. It's all down to luck now.
But I'll be okay.
I'm a woman blessed by God.
A one-in-six chance isn't a big deal. If I ask him with puppy-dog eyes...
Please let me draw the right one!
Sure!
I can draw it easily!
Good grief. It's frightening how she gets what she wants.
Too bad, though. Puppy-dog eyes don't work on me.
This one!
So Teruhashi's group will be with Takahashi's group. Teruhashi's Group is in Takahashi's Group
From here on, if you wanna talk to Teruhashi, talk to me first.
Let's play concentration or something at the hotel during free time.
I'll bring UNO with me.
Teruhashi's group will be with Takahashi's, but what about everyone else?
Shall we draw for them too?
Huh? Do whatever you want.
Who cares anymore.
Talk about a change in attitude.
Thus the groups were decided by lottery, but...
Being with Nendou is like, totes the worst.
Like, can we pick again? This, like, totes kills the trip for us!
Kinda harsh there.
It's Nendou, but they don't have to go that far.
I don't care who we're with, as long as it's not Teruhashi.
Then our group will switch with theirs!
T-T-Teruhashi?!
Crap!
I mean, if Nendou and the other two are okay with it.
What an opportunity!
- It wouldn't normally make sense to pick Nendou's group. - Teruhashi... Why?
Idiot! Don't you get it?
Yeah, in this situation...
She's obviously sticking up for them!
Amazing!
That's Teruhashi for you!
She sacrificed herself for her principles.
- That's our Teruhashi! You're like a goddess!
But now, not only is going with Saiki's group perfectly natural, it makes me look better!
Let's have fun together!
God loves her way too much.
Like, that was close!
Yeah.
Let's dig holes in the beach during free time.
Yeah, all day long.
Hairo, a minute please.
Ma'am!
Which group is with Mera?
Oh, that's us!
Looks like she can no longer go on the trip with us.
What?
It seems they couldn't catch as many bluefin tuna as they wanted.
It's a regrettable turn of events.
Tuna?
Seriously?
What a shock.
I see...
That's too bad.
So now we'll be forming five groups of seven.
Each person in Teruhashi's group will have to join another group.
So your school trip is next week, huh?
Be careful there, okay?
You'll have nothing to worry about with Nendou and Kaidou with you, right?
They're the very definition of worry.
But two nights? Don't use your powers half asleep.
I'm not that dumb.
You used to use your powers in your sleep until 4th grade.
We had to clean up after your night-time accidents every day.
Don't make it sound like I wet the bed. Have an accident = Using powers while asleep
At any rate, I'm glad our group got changed.
Though I do feel bad for Mera. Hm?
Oh? I wonder who it is.
I'll get it.
Good grief.
Are you going on a trip with Kokomi?!
This is Makoto. He's Teruhashi's older brother.
Hey, what are you looking at?!
He may be a popular idol, but he's a pervert, so you should steer clear.
Answer me!
I'm asking if you're taking a three-day trip with Kokomi!
It's a school trip.
Kokomi is only a second-year!
Yeah, hence a school trip.
And she's going to be with you and other boys?!
It's a school trip.
What're you planning to do to my Kokomi, you pervy four-eyes?
You're the pervert.
Don't be ridiculous! You *s should just stay home!
You're the one being ridiculous.
If you bastards insist on going...
Then I will too.
Too bad for you, pervy four-eyes!
I'm sure you were hoping to peep on her bathing,
but now that I'm going, you'll never get the chance!
I had no such plans.
I'm sure...
...you were hoping to sneak into the girls' room at night,
But with me coming along, you're out of luck!
I had no such intricate plans.
Even if I have to skip out on work next week, I'm going!
Even if it's Oha-suta or World Business Satellite!
Either one would cause problems for TV Tokyo.
Good grief. Here I was finally able to get the groups changed,
but if he comes, the trip will be ruined.
Makoto's Ticket I'll tell his manager to keep an eye on him.
Cheer up, Chisato!
I sure wanted to go on the school trip.
You can go next time!
The school trip is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
Cheer up, okay?
They gave you this fish, right?
Though it's the most grotesque fish I've ever seen.
Okinawa looked so fun to visit.
Teruhashi... You win.
Oh? Saiki?
They say that what can go wrong, will go wrong.
What shall we do, sir?
This isn't good...
We're learning that the hard way right now.
Due to a typhoon, the 10:00 Okinawa flight
is currently temporarily suspended.
That's right. Our school trip is already at a critical juncture.
- It was only ten minutes ago that the students were expressing their joy. - I can't wait!
- I wanna check that place out! - Then we heard the typhoon news,
- and in an instant, they became like this. - How stupid...
Crap...
I've never seen such an abrupt shift from joy to sorrow.
They're in the depths of despair.
And here I finally got to go...
And here I finally got in Saiki's group...
And him too.
School trips are stupid. Saiki, wanna skip it with me?
He kept bluffing up until earlier...
But he really wanted to go.
You can clearly see the dark circles under his eyes.
I bet he was too excited to sleep last night.
Yumehara too.
I bought lots of snacks!
Chiyo, that's too much!
Up until earlier, she was showing off the snacks she was gonna eat on the plane.
But right now, she's eating them with a blank expression.
Nendou too. Up until earlier...
Blond women and shooting guns.
Ignoring how he thinks Okinawa is a foreign country,
he was excited for the trip.
But now, he's like this.
Ha, temporarily suspended.
More like poopararily rear-ended!
It seems that he can't face reality.
So, if the flight gets canceled, will the trip be postponed?
No, it'll be canceled.
What?!
You may not care, but we were really looking forward...
UNO?!
I do want you to go... but it's out of my hands!
- Mr. Matsuzaki! - Dammit!
This is pathetic...
Don't give up, guys!
It's not like the flight's canceled yet!
One, two... Sun! Don't give up!
Hey! Why aren't you cheering with me?
Even Hairo isn't getting a peep out of them. They're taking it hard.
Hey, guys! Where's your spirit?! Join together!
We're not in the mood.
Good grief.
Even I can't bear to watch this.
Hey! They said the flight's on again!
The typhoon suddenly vanished!
All right!
We can go on the school trip!
Hey, Saiki, where have you been?
Aren't you kinda wet?
Never mind that.
I just went to play a bit with a typhoon in Okinawa.
Now, let's go on that school trip.
It took off!
A lot happened, but the plane finally left for Okinawa with the school trip students on board.
What a relief.
- Seriously, I was so worried there for a while. - This will make a good story.
I'm so glad the flight didn't get canceled.
Yeah.
I almost cried.
Mr. Matsuzaki! Let's play UNO later!
I'm pretty hard to beat.
Oh! I'll definitely beat you!
Whoa! We're flying, pal!
- How do we open the window? - I'm glad everyone's in good spirits again.
Well, I suppose the guy sitting next to me isn't.
Kaidou, are you okay?
Yeah...
Why don't you ask for motion sickness pills?
I took some earlier, but they didn't help.
I thought I brought some that will work,
but I guess I left them in my room.
But it's okay. It's only two and a half hours. I'll manage.
Seeing your smile made me feel better.
Hm? Are you okay, runt?
Hey! Why are you puking after looking at my face, you *?!
Are you okay, Kaidou?
It makes me feel sick too. Ugh.
Meanwhile Kaidou Residence
Good, I don't see any here.
He's at the age of puberty, so I feared he'd hidden some dirty magazines,
but looks like I was worried for nothing.
Pardon the intrusion.
I wonder what this notebook is about.
I found them!
Who knew they'd be in my other clothes' pockets!
I feel better now!
That's great!
Ha. You get motion sickness, runt?
- It's just your face that makes me sick! - You'd feel even worse than before
- What'd you say, you *?! - if you knew what's going on in your room right now.
Good grief. I'm kinda tired.
I made two round trips teleporting. And I played with the typhoon...
I'll take a little nap.
Sir?! Are you okay?!
What's going on?
Good grief. What now?
He suddenly started writhing in pain.
My stomach...!
Are you okay, Takahashi?!
Oh, it's just Takahashi.
Okay. Good night.
Is there a doctor on board?!
There isn't! What're we gonna do?!
If we act now, we can land at Fukuoka Airport!
Unacceptable.
We've come this far. We have to get to Okinawa.
Hey! Hang in there!
I can't take it! Let me off the plane!
We'll get to Okinawa soon, so just hold on!
Go back!
I can't...! This pain... must be something serious!
It stopped hurting.
- Don't scare us like that! - It's not that I cured it.
- I was freaking out! - I just reverted Takahashi's body condition by a day.
Which means he'll have the same pain again tomorrow.
I'm gonna enjoy Okinawa to the fullest!
How should I put it...?
Well, good luck.
I used my powers again. I'll get some sleep now for sure.
A plane with students on a school trip on board had to make an emergency water landing.
The flight in question is Flight ASO-815.
They say that when it rains, it pours, but this is ridiculous!
This plane will crash.
I had a prophetic dream. Should I try using my restoration?
No, this plane may have already had the problem yesterday.
At any rate, I need to find the cause first.
Bathroom again?
We're landing soon, huh?
Yeah.
Th-This is bad, Captain!
The needle on that gauge there is spinning like crazy!
What?! You mean that gauge?!
What's going on?! Try pulling that lever over there or something!
It's not working! I'm getting no response!
Then try clicking some of those yellow and green buttons over there!
Click! Click! It's not working! We're losing altitude!
This is bad! If we don't do something, this plane will crash!
What's going on?!
Whoa! That was one big earthquake!
Captain! We're gaining altitude again!
What?! I guess banging stuff was worth a try!
No, the problem isn't fixed, but...
Good grief. Doing this is a lot quicker than finding the cause,
although it is a bit heavy.
I don't know what's going on, but we're flying okay!
All right. Let's land while we can!
Yeah! We're here!
You don't look so well, pal. Cheer up.
So you get air sickness from planes too, huh?
Just how many more problems do I have to deal with?
Okinawa.
It's the westernmost prefecture in Japan.
It's one of the leading resorts in Japan with its beautiful scenery, cultural heritage, and tourist spots.
- On your left is Cape Manza. - Thus our school trip to Okinawa...
- It is one of Okinawa's popular tourist spots. - Look! The sea is super pretty!
- ...has now begun in earnest. - It's like we're overseas!
I hope this three-day trip goes smoothly...
Whoa! Cool! It's so green!
It's been nothing but sea.
I wonder if someone's dumping some paint out there. Right, pal?
Good grief. Well, it's not like Nendou is the only one who's excited.
All right, Okinawa! Crank up the heat!
You're sweating like crazy, Hairo!
Since we're on a trip, everyone's really excited and noisy.
Hey, don't take off your clothes here!
It's okay! I'm wearing a swimsuit underneath!
Soki soba, aguu pork, goya champuru, red bean soup...
Good grief. Kaidou is about the only one who's quiet.
Hey, runt. You've had your nose in that book this whole time!
Look outside. We can see the sea!
You sure are kashimashii.
Oh, this is indeed a chura sea.
Chura?
I'm gonna open the window a little.
Oh, it's ippee achisan!
Oh? Ippei?
- Oh, I know what that is! That's Okinawa dialect, right?! - Chimu dondon!
I forgot about my clothes!
I'm speaking uchinaa guchi, AKA Okinawa dialect.
Oh, a dialect, huh? They say stuff like saa saa and menthol, right?
No, menthol isn't the right word.
By the way, mensoore means welcome.
Kashimashii means noisy, chura means pretty,
ippee means very, achisan means hot,
and chimu dondon means heart goes pitter-patter.
- Wow, you know a lot about it, huh, Kaidou? - Oh...! Teruhashi!
Will you teach me too?
O-Of course!
Good grief. So Kaidou is the most excited one of all, huh?
We'll have lunch now.
Oh? So this is Okinawa soba, huh? It doesn't look like soba at all.
They call it soba, but they don't use buckwheat flour.
Whatever it is, it looks good! Let's chow down!
Kuwacchii sabira.
Yep! Maasan! This is ippee maasan!
He got complimented by Teruhashi earlier, so he's now going overboard.
You guys, eat! It's maasan!
Y-Yeah...
He's getting annoying.
Oh, Mera! You're a gachimayaa!
Well, it's so maasan that nada sousou.
By the way, maasan means delicious, gachimayaa means glutton,
and nada sousou means tears trickle down.
He's annoying, and he's trying too hard.
Th-Th-That's amazing, Kaidou.
I can't remember them at all.
Finally!
No worries. Even if you don't get uchinaa guchi,
nankuru naisa!
"It'll work out okay" in Okinawa dialect.
He finally said the phrase he wanted to most.
I ate a lot! That was good.
Kuwacchii sabitan. kuwacchi sabitan = thank you for the food
We still have some time left.
Want to look at souvenirs?
Yeah, let's go!
Viper vs. mongoose?!
Ultimate Yanbaru Death Match?!
Talk about shady.
It sounds scary. Let's go.
Yeah. Let's go check out souvenirs.
Eighth-Grader Syndrome Mode
You can buy souvenirs any time.
Wouldn't you rather gaze upon the strongest creatures in Yanbaru?
This mode is annoying too.
Whoa! What's this?! It sounds fun!
Okay! Let's go!
Whatever. Guess I'll go look at souvenirs with the others.
Chisatocchi! You shouldn't eat so many samples by yourself!
This pineapple is really fruity!
Gachimayaa! Gachimayaa!
People started gathering for some reason...
Chura kaagii!
Chimu dondon!
On second thought, I can't miss the ultimate death match in Yanbaru.
Hello! Welcome to the Viper vs. Mongoose show.
A snake!
Don't worry. This viper is my friend.
He'll never bite you. Look!
Snake! Take it off! Take it off!
- No! No! It'll bite me! - Nankuru naisa.
If you encounter a viper outside, run right away.
Can you guess where they'd bite first?
Um, the legs?
That's right! The legs!
Snakes will snake up your legs!
Get it?
If you run into a viper, ask it if it has any venom.
It'll answer, "Yes, viper-sonally do."
Get it?
The other day too. A viper jumped out on me while I was walking in the forest.
- This old man doesn't know when to stop. - What do you think it did?
It slithered out of the way, no questions asp!
Here is the Viper Vs. Mongoose match.
What?! They're not fighting here?!
Unlike the old days, there are animal protection laws now.
Then the outcome is already decided...
A three-minute-long video...
The mongoose won as expected and the match ended.
Wanna go now?
Huh? Sure.
Oh, hold on a sec.
This is ippee maasan. Want a souvenir?
He took something out.
But I don't wanna carry it around.
Nankuru naisa.
Why not get some viper powder and viper oil with it?
The guy continued his sales pitch for another twenty minutes...
Nada sousou...
...and talked Kaidou into buying everything.
Dinner will start at 18:00. Please go to the dining hall on the first floor!
Each class has twenty minutes to bathe.
After that, you'll have free time, but don't leave the hotel.
This is a pretty nice hotel.
- I saw an arcade over there. - Good grief. The first day is finally almost over.
I just want to spend my time relaxing, but the real hell is only beginning.
Hey, we can see the sea!
- This room isn't too bad. - Looks like there are no bugs in here.
What, are you gonna stand there all day?
Seriously, Teruhashi didn't join our group,
and we ended up in the same room with you. It *s to be us!
We're putting our bags here, got that?
He got you to buy stuff too?
Hey, don't be like that, Takahashi.
Yeah. There's still time for some fun.
You guys are right.
What's with them? Are they up to something?
Yeah, something dumb.
You eat a lot, Mera.
She ate all my snacks too.
May I have more rice?!
Hey, where were we going tomorrow, again?
Let's see... First, we'll visit a pineapple garden.
- Pineapple?! - You still think about food while eating?
Oh, that place too! The famous aquarium!
Fish?!
Not for eating.
But wow, the first day is almost over, huh?
It feels like the trip will be over in no time.
What're you saying? It's only just begun!
Yeah, I guess you're right. Shall we go take a bath then?
Yeah.
I wonder what they're up to...
Something dumb.
Now this is what a school trip's all about!
Time...
to...
peep!
Murata!
I've been here once before.
Here in Okinawa?!
They swap the men's and women's baths here every other day.
I've memorized the layout of both sides.
What passion!
Yeah... I can't even find the words.
But it'll all be well worth it when...
...we get a peek at her!
The best peeping spot is under that light.
We'll sit on each other's shoulders!
Sitting on each other's shoulders buck-*?!
I've got three of these. Take one.
All right! Let's do it! Steamy Reality Scope!
I... I can't believe this.
I'm gonna stop making fun of Nendou.
They got kinda quiet after the bath.
They're idiots. Leave them be.
One, two...
Good evening!
We came to play with you guys!
A bunch of guys swarmed into our room out of nowhere.
Could we hide out here for a bit?
Perfect!
Your timing was on point!
Okay! We've practiced enough! Let's go for it!
I'm getting nervous!
Sorry, but I don't like UNO that much.
I should be safe here.
I'm exhausted.
Today I had to drive away a typhoon
and fly an airplane...
- Please! - I took my control device off both times.
- I'm sorry. - Good grief. This is one long school trip.
Seriously... Where did Saiki go?
Why do I, a perfect beautiful girl, have to...
Oh...! Saiki!
Is he sleeping?
All right! This is a great opportunity!
Okay! Before he wakes up...
What?! What, what, what?! What was I going to do?!
Why is a perfect beautiful girl like me acting like one of those pathetic pigs?
You're worrying too much, honey.
I guess you're right.
There we go.
I took it off without asking. I wonder if it's okay...
But a hairpin can hurt him if he falls over.
What?
Saiki! Wake up! There's a big problem!
Good grief. Looks like I fell asleep.
This isn't the time to be napping!
What, Toritsuka? Be quiet.
What time is it? We have to return to the hotel right away.
Return the hotel!
You forgot the preposition.
What is he panicking for?
What the heck is that about?!
Why is the hotel gone?!
This only could have been your doing, right?!
I had an accident.
Our school trip has been one big debacle.
Even I got tired and had an accident.
Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime...
Don't worry. This isn't the end of our Okinawa trip story.
I still have something I have to do.