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Shh.

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I need your help.

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But in order to help me,
I need you to be sneaky.

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Are you two little fools sneaky?
- Yes.

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- How sneaky?
- Very sneaky.

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- Okay, then.

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I need you to go out back
and blow up these fireworks.

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You can do that for your tío Julio?
- Yeah.

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- You know how to use a lighter?

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- Yeah.
- You do?

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- Yeah.
- Okay, here.

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Alright, get the hell outta here.

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¡Niños!

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- Hey, perro. What was that sound?
That *** woke me up.

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- Oh, ***, uh--

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I don't know.
You should probably go check it out.

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I gotta bounce.

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- Why? Where you going? What's the rush?

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- Luis, just move!
- No, hold up.

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Feliz cumpleaños a ti

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Feliz cumpleaños a ti

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Feliz cumpleaños querido--

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- Julio! Did you give
my *** kids fireworks?

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Feliz cumpleaños a ti

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***!

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- *** you.
- Get your *** back here!

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- Julio!

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Tres leches.

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Julio.

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Julio.

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Wah, wah.

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- It's funny. Nobody did anything
for my birthday last week.

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- Hey, what's Julio's problem?

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I would have killed to have celebrated
my birthday while I was locked up.

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He's not happy with where he's at in life

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because he doesn't know what he wants,

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and so he, like, hates himself for it.

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So instead of celebrating his birthday,

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he literally thinks he deserves to suffer.

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- Okay.

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I'm gonna make sure he suffers

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by celebrating
the *** out of his birthday.

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- Good luck finding him.

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Every birthday he disappears all day.

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I bet he even called in sick to work.

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Pinche huevón.
- Hey, hey.

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Maybe he's out doing something fun.

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Good morning, Mr. Lopez.

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I, uh, I'm reviewing your paperwork here,

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and I noticed a little mistake.

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It says here that it's your birthday.

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- Oh, uh, it's not a mistake.

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Today is my birthday.

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- Oh. Well, in that case,
we should reschedule.

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You shouldn't have to be here
on your birthday.

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- Oh, no, that's okay.
Thanks for offering, though.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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I specifically scheduled this for today.

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- You wanna be here?
- I wanna be here.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Mr. Lopez, then I guess, uh, open wide.

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay. I just-- I can't do this.

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I'm sorry. I cannot do this.

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- But it's your job.

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- What are you, into BDSM or something?

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- No.
- You like getting punished?

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- No.
- Naughty birthday boy.

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I went to dental school
and they warned me about people like you.

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Hey, you wanna get weird
with a doctor?

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You go see a podiatrist. Okay?

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Don't you ever
come back here again, pervert.

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And I'm still charging you for today.

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Pervert.

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***...

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- Hey, Minister Payne, what's up?

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Fabian got arrested.

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- For what?

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- Public nudity at a Jewish temple.

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He was screaming to be converted.

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- What?
- Julio, are you listening to me?

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Fabian is tweaking again.

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I need you to come down here
and run things

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while I work on finding him a good lawyer.

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- But I specifically took today off.

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Julio!

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Tsk.

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Goddamn it.

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- Oh, hey, Julio.

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I hope you're having
a very nice and special day.

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Oh, um... for no particular reason.

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- Thanks. You too.

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- Oh, yeah, I'm making this cake
extra special for this ***.

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- That fool told me
his birthday was on Christmas.

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That's why I didn't buy him anything.

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- Which is *** up,
'cause he always go hard for our birthday.

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Last year, that ***
got me some fancy-*** soap.

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Somehow he knew
the exact kinda soap that I wanted.

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Shea butter.

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He thinks we're a charity case.

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Martyr-*** ***.

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- Make a wish, ***.

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'Cause your birthday's getting celebrated.

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- Damn, that cake looks bomb!

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Hey, check this *** out.

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Julio? Let's get his ***.

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Stop right there!

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Luis told me everything.

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- You ***in' lied to me.

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- We just wanna celebrate your birthday.

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- You made me do this.

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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- Come on, get him!
- Go! Go!

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- What happened?

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- He *** bit me,
bit right through the fabric.

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- Let's get his ***!

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Where do you think you're going, man?

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- Get out, homey.

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Happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday to you

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- What the *** is wrong with them?

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Happy birthday, dear Julio

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- Time to eat your cake, birthday ***!

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Happy birthday to you

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- Hold this.

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This isn't over, ***.

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Hey, Julio, it's me.

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- *** leave me alone.

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I'm sorry that I told everybody
it was your birthday.

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I know you don't like
to make a big deal out of it,

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but, you know, you've done
a lot to help me out.

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- I know you had good intentions.

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It's all good.

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Hey, listen, I really think

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you should come out tonight.

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I promise we'll do it up right, primo.

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- I'd rather kick it by myself.

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Come on, dawg.

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We don't even gotta go out anywhere.

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Just come out and have a pisto with me.

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- You didn't hear me? I said no!

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Alright, then, you ***in' *.

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Have it your way.

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- What the ***?

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Happy birthday to you

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What the ***?

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- Get him, homeys, get him!
- No! No!

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- Watch out, that fool bites.
- Get the *** off me!

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His teeth are *** up,
but they're strong!

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No! No!

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Respect my birthday wishes!

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music playing on TV

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Leave me the *** alone! No!

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No! No!

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Surprise!

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You're at a bowling alley, ***.

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You ready for the best ***in' birthday
of your life, primo?

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Come on, tell the homey your shoe size.

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- Three.

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- Don't be stupid.

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Magic Carpet Ride
by Steppenwolf playing

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Right between the sound machine

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- Come on, Luis.

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On a cloud of sound
I drift in the night

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- Yeah, homey!

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- Get in here.
- No, you can do it. You can do it.

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- Julio!

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You don't know what

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Come on.

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Wah!

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You don't know what

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Oh! Oh, ***.

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Feliz cumpleaños, buddy.

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Chili cheese fry.

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- I'm good. No, thanks.
- Your loss.

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Hey.

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I get that you hate your birthday,

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but you should be happy
there are people who wanna celebrate you.

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You've made a difference in their lives.

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They're better people because of you.

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Oh, damn, oh, I'm pregnant.

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Ay, mira, look, it's a baby Julio.

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***.

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- You're totally right.

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I need to change my attitude.
How about this?

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I'll stop being a little ***
if you bowl a round with me.

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Loser has to lead group hug tomorrow.

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- Oh, game on, ***.

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- I'll go get us another round.
- No, no, no.

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It's your birthday. Drinks are on me.
- Uh! I insist.

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I ***in' bit you.

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- Fair enough. You did break the skin.

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What can I say, I'm blessed, I'm blessed.

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- Can I get my shoes back?

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- Twenty dollars.

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- What?

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- Birthday boy who hates his birthday,

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trying to skip out on his own party?

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I've seen it a million times.

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Give me $20,
I'll give you your shoes back.

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- Goddamn it.

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- Happy birthday.

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- Maggie?

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- Oh, ***.
- Let me guess.

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Luis invited you
to this stupid thing, huh?

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- What stupid thing?

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- Who the *** is this?

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- Th-- This-- This is my date.

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- Hey, what's up, man? Cool shoes.

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- This guy is my friend Julio Lopez.

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- Hey, cool name, bro. I'm Julio Tambien.

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- Oh, great. Another Julio?

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What's your last name?

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- I just told you, bro. It's Tambien.

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- What kinda stupid-*** last name is that?

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- I dunno.

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- How was I supposed to know
you'd be here?

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You usually just stay at home
and stare at the ceiling on your birthday.

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- You don't know me
as well as you think you do.

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I'm actually having
a ***in' blast right now.

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- You were just trying
to escape your own party.

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- I don't wanna argue on my birthday.
It's a special day.

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- Aw.
- Also, how'd you meet that fool?

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- I met him at a work event for my firm.
He's a lawyer.

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- A lawyer? Pfft. What a douche.

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- An international human rights lawyer.

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Oh, what a great guy.

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*** off.
- Ugh.

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- Isn't there like a law against
dating one of your coworkers?

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It's funny how you work at a law firm
and I know more about the law than you.

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- Oh, my God, just shut up, okay?

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Look, I am happy to go somewhere else.

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- I *** hate bowling.
- No. Just stay.

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We're all adults here. I'm 31 now.

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Mature enough to handle this
complicated situation with ease.

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- Okay. If that's what you really want.

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- Yeah.
- Hey, babe. Let's go bowl.

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- Hey. Nice meeting you, Julio Lopez.

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- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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- Game on, Tambien.

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- Thank you.
- Let's ***in' do this.

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Oh. Oh.

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- Hey, my boy.

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Maggie's there with some other fool.

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- I know.

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- Well, how does that make you feel?

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- It's my birthday. I feel *** great.

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- That's right, my boy!

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Welcome to the party!

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Nice job there, gutter boy.

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- Damn.

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- Just nice and easy.

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Okay.

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- Hey, it's your turn, fool, come on.

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- Whoa!

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Final frame. Two pins to win.

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You got this, Lopez.

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*** you, Tambien.

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***.

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- Damn, Manuela's
not doing too good, huh?

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Maybe you should throw in the towel
'cause Payne already crushed you.

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- Can't let that fool win.

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Guess I gotta use the other Manuela.

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Nookie by Limp Bizkit playing

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- Right. But what I was saying was
is you already lost, you know, so--

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I came into this world as a reject

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Look into these eyes

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Then you'll see the size of the flames

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-  Dwellin' on the past 
-  Past

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-  It's burnin' up my brain 
-  Hot

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Everyone that burns
has to learn from the pain

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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-  Hey 
-  Like a chump

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- Whoo!

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-  The nookie 
-  Come on

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-  The nookie 
-  Come on

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So you can take that cookie

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Yeah!

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-  Stick it up your 
-  Yeah

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Stick it up your

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I did it all for the nookie

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-  Come on 
-  The nookie

00:17:07.698 --> 00:17:09.366
-  Come on 
-  So you can take that cookie

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-  And stick it up your 
-  Yeah

00:17:10.784 --> 00:17:12.286
-  Stick it up your 
-  Yeah

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-  Stick it up your 
-  Yeah

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Stick it up your

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Happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday, dear Julio

00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:33.307
Lopez

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Happy birthday

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-  To you 
-  To me!

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Woo-hoo-hoo!

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- Did you just stick
your dirty mother***in' face

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into my beautiful ***' cake?

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- You're supposed to let other people
push your head into the cake.

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Maybe it's better
you don't celebrate your birthday.

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I don't think you know how to do it right.

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Go wash your face off.

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- You ruined your birthday for us.

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- Why the *** are you
acting like such a tool?

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- Hey, this is for men only.

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Hey, you're a *** idiot.

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- You're just mad
I beat your boyfriend's *** at bowling.

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Guess I'm still Julio number one.

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- You can't beat someone
you're not playing.

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That's not how *** works.

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- You could have at least texted me back.

00:18:18.769 --> 00:18:22.773
- Why? Did you want to hang out with me?

00:18:22.773 --> 00:18:27.528
- No. It's just friends should
text friends back on their birthdays.

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- Just admit it.

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You miss me.

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- I didn't say that.

00:18:32.616 --> 00:18:38.205
- Stop being such a little ***
and admit what you want.

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- I don't want *** from you.

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You finally said what you want.

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You're growing up.

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Sapo verde, ***!

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- Do not eat the chili cheese fries.

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Tell everyone.