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[upbeat music plays]
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[Lia] Oops.
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Beowulf. Um, spoiler alert,
it's not even about a werewolf.
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- [chuckles] Well, now I don't want it.
- Yeah. You should try Animal Farm.
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Now that's a book
that lives up to its name.
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Straight up it's just,
like, animals on a farm.
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Know what that reminds me of?
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That guy who lived
next to elementary school.
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Uh, Mr. Landry.
With the, uh, the chicken coops.
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[chuckles] I... That was so long ago.
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Yeah, it's kind of weird,
we haven't really hung out since then.
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It'd be fun to do something.
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It'd be nice
to be friends like that again.
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Um, uh, yeah. Yeah, uh, friends.
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Well, let me know,
and we'll catch up later.
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Hey, strawberry ghost.
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- Feel pretty real today.
- [Kenny] Yep.
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[Zack] Dude, you flinched.
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You always win this game.
We need a new game.
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[dramatic music plays]
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Looks like everyone's doing something new.
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[boys laugh]
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[tense music plays]
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So, how many points
you think new kid had on LaRusso today?
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- Twenty? Thirty? Probably ten steals.
- [boys laugh]
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And that's not even counting
stealing his girl.
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Okay, screw you, dude. Seriously.
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Easy, man. Just bustin' balls.
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- What balls?
- [boys laugh]
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[tense music plays]
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Hey!
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- Oh my God, look!
- [laughter]
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[Miguel sighs]
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Miggy, you've been at it since 6 a.m.
That's a lot of stretching.
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Yeah, tournament's in a month. Sensei's
gonna be kicking our ass all week.
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And you like that?
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Yeah. I do.
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[knocking]
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- [Carmen] Hey, Johnny.
- Hey.
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Your student is ready
for some intense training.
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Oh, is he?
All right, we'll see about that.
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All right, let me...
Oh, I forgot my water bottle in your car.
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- Uh, the keys are on my nightstand.
- Okay.
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[Johnny sighs]
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- I think we should tell him tonight.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Sure you're not gonna back out this time?
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I wanted to make sure we did it right.
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We'll take him to dinner.
What's his favorite restaurant?
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Uh, he likes Applebee's.
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Ah, that's not gonna work.
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- I had a little incident there once.
- What happened?
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All right, you know
how they make that loaded potato soup?
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- [Carmen] Yeah.
- It's like...
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[Miguel] Sensei.
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I think this is yours.
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[Johnny sighs]
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Hey, Anthony? Hey. I found something
in your room you need to explain.
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Oh, um... Uh, yeah, I...
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If this is you trying
to seem cool at school
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or rebel against me or something...
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No. No, no, no. It's not mine. It's, uh...
I'm holding it for a friend.
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[sighs]
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Okay, um, there's this kid in school
who's, uh, who's in Cobra Kai.
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He's been giving me a hard time recently.
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Wait, giving you a hard time?
Are you okay? What did they do?
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Oh, uh, you know,
just messing around, uh, name calling.
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It's, uh, no big deal.
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[sighs] Anthony, I'm so sorry
you have to deal with this.
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Listen, I know what it feels like.
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I promise
I'm not gonna let Cobra Kai hurt you.
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- It's... It's not that bad. Honestly, I...
- No.
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I thought there might end up being
a problem like this. I should've...
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You're not a little kid anymore.
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It's time. Go on up, get changed.
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F-For what?
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Just go upstairs, get changed.
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- [Johnny] Here's the thing.
- [Carmen] We wanted...
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- You go.
- No, you.
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Someone should go.
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So your mom and I are hooking up.
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Not just hooking up.
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Uh, you see, when two people...
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When two people are...
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attracted to each other...
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- I get it, you guys are dating.
- Yeah, we're dating. Yes.
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Yes. [sighs] We didn't mean
for you to find out like this.
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No. We were waiting
for the right time and place.
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We wanted to take you
to a nice restaurant,
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break the news somewhere nice.
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A Chili's or a Marie Callender's.
A Red Lobster.
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Miggy, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Uh, I think.
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Surprised.
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But also not super surprised.
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I would have chosen someone with,
uh, better food in their refrigerator.
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But other than that, Sensei's a good guy.
As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
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- We are.
- We're very happy.
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Cool.
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Uh, can I get my water bottle now?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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[Carmen chuckles]
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- Piece of cake. Told you he'd be cool.
- Oh, did you?
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Oh, I just hope it sticks.
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- What does that mean?
- [Carmen sighs]
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It might take some time
for Miguel to get used to the situation.
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Let's just make sure
we give him the room he needs to adjust.
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Yeah.
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You realize by giving me these
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you've dramatically increased my odds
of being stabbed to death.
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Believe me,
I'd rather be training to fight Tory.
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We have to work on these skills
if we wanna win.
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[boy] Ready?
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[Chris grunting]
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- [chuckles] Okay, this is pretty cool.
- I thought you'd like it.
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[Anthony] You never said
I'd get to use weapons.
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You don't. Not yet.
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When Mr. Miyagi first
showed me this place, I was like you.
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I didn't know what to make of it all.
Definitely didn't appreciate it.
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I just knew
I needed help defending myself.
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I'm not gonna lie to you, Anthony.
Learning karate isn't easy.
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- It takes a lot of work.
- Yeah.
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But listen, think of it like a video game.
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It might not be exciting at level one
when you're learning the controls,
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but the more you play,
the more skills you get,
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and before you know it, level 12.
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You're hooked. Plus, I'll give you some
of the cheat codes along the way. Come on.
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- Hey, what's the WiFi?
- What? There is no WiFi.
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Put that thing away.
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There are no distractions at Miyagi-Do.
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Just you, your heart, and your mind.
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So get ready to enter a world
so much more exhilarating
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than anything you will ever see
on that phone.
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- Are you ready to begin this journey?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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[Daniel] As you can see, I forgot to put
the covers on when I left last night.
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It's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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Anthony, get ready
for your first Miyagi-Do lesson.
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Today we call it "soap on, crap off."
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I'm gonna show you exactly how to do it,
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then you're gonna clean the cars
while I help Mom at the dealership.
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- How does that sound?
- Honestly?
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Remember, level one.
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- Level one.
- I'll get the bucket. It's gonna be fun.
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[Anthony] Jesus...
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[Johnny] Listen up, nerds.
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Today's gonna be a world of pain.
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Now everyone fall in.
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We have a new member joining us today.
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This is Devon Lee,
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our new female champion.
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Hi. My pronouns are she/her.
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The only pronouns we accept in this dojo
are sensei and student.
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- Those are nouns.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I think what I meant to say is "Quiet!"
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- That's an imperative.
- Get in line.
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Today's lesson is about cheating.
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At Eagle Fang Karate,
we don't believe in fighting dirty.
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Cobra Kai doesn't follow the same rules.
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So we have to be ready
for any dirty trick they throw at us.
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Like when Chong Li threw dirt
into Van Damme's eyes in Bloodsport.
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Exactly. Looks like
someone did their prep work.
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And I saw the sequels too.
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Not to mention Delta Force, Billy Jack,
The Octagon, and Lady Dragon.
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- Cynthia Rothrock is a beast.
- Hell yeah, she is.
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- I saw Last Dragon.
- Shut the hell up, Penis Breath!
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Everyone, get ready,
I'm gonna put you through the wringer.
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- Except for you, Diaz. Up here with me.
- What?
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The tournament's around the corner.
Can't afford you getting hurt.
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This is gonna get a little dangerous.
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You be co-sensei today. Sound good?
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Okay, everybody. Get ready.
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Let's begin!
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[rock music plays]
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Cobra Kai pops out your shoulder,
be ready to fight with one arm.
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Like in Best of the Best!
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That's too far back
and you're overextending your kick.
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- Try it ag...
- Ha!
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- [Bert groans]
- Not bad.
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I pride myself
on never making the same mistake twice.
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I-I can do this, Sensei.
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I know, but you're way above
this beginner stuff.
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Don't worry. You can help
with the next lesson. All right?
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- [Mitch] Shit, I can't see.
- Use your other senses.
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Not bad. It's all right,
you'll get 'em next time.
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No trick is too dirty,
and no blow is too low for them.
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We have to be ready for it.
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♪ Dirty deeds
And they're done dirt cheap ♪
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♪ You got a lady and you want her gone ♪
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♪ But you ain't got the guts... ♪
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Ha!
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♪ She keeps nagging at you
Night and day... ♪
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- Ha!
- [groaning]
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♪ ...deeds done dirt cheap... ♪
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- Ha!
- [Mitch groans]
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They are wearing cups, right?
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[grunting]
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Good work, Mr. Park.
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Thank you, Sensei.
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Another one for me.
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Double or nothing?
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Okay.
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Mr. Keene.
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- Payne.
- [snickering]
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[Kreese] Ais!
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- [Kenny gasps]
- [Robby] Ais!
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- Ais! Ais!
- [Kenny groans]
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Whoa, whoa. Hey. Are you okay?
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Back to your corners.
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I-I... I don't know what to do.
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Robby doesn't have a weakness.
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You're thinking about this the wrong way.
Everyone has a weakness.
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Stop playing with him.
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Take him down.
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Yes, Sensei.
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Back on the mat.
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[Robby sighs]
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[tense music plays]
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[Kreese] Ais!
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[Kenny gasps]
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- [Kenny groans]
- Hey, K-Kenny. I'm... I'm sorry if...
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- [Kenny grunts]
- [Robby groans]
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[Robby] Oh.
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There. What did we learn?
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The common belief is
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you shouldn't care
what other people think about you, right?
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Wrong.
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What your opponent is thinking is key.
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In war.
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In business.
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In a fight.
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Don't let your opponent
think whatever they want.
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Make them think
what you want them to think.
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If they think you're weak,
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that's when you can surprise them
with your strength.
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Good job.
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You owe me some brewskis, brother.
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[Silver chuckles]
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[groaning]
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[Johnny] Good job today. Everyone ice up,
we're back at it tomorrow.
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Your mom wants us
to have a family dinner tonight,
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so don't be home too late.
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- Must be nice being teacher's favorite.
- Yeah. Is he gonna tuck you in?
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[tranquil music plays]
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He actually did it.
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Huh.
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[faint groaning]
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- Hey, can I help you?
- Yeah, almost done.
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I'm just finishing up with the whitewalls.
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- I'm sorry, who are you?
- I'm, uh...
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Hey, Artie. Uh, we're out of lemon lime
but we've got tons of glacial fr...
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Dad. Dad, hey. You're, uh, back early.
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Okay, what's going on here? Who is this?
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I'm a TaskRabbit, I have a request
to wash these four cars.
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You paid someone to clean the cars? How?
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Um...
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You set up my Apple Pay with your card.
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That was for that one purchase, Anthony.
Not to use anytime you wanted.
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I know. Okay? I-I'm sorry.
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I just... You know,
I guess I just d-didn't want to do it.
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Me neither. My cat needs surgery
so I got to side hustle.
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Okay, could you just please leave?
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Thank you.
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I can't believe this.
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Anthony, you can't just pay people
to do the hard work.
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Part of growing up is to learn
how to accomplish something on your own.
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I know.
00:14:34.105 --> 00:14:36.900
If Mr. Miyagi was here,
you know what he would say right now?
00:14:37.776 --> 00:14:40.111
- I don't care.
- What?
00:14:40.195 --> 00:14:43.198
All you ever do
is talk about Mr. Miyagi. Okay, I get it.
00:14:43.281 --> 00:14:45.450
He was a great man, he taught you karate
00:14:45.533 --> 00:14:48.578
and he taught Sam her first move,
the wax on, wax off, okay.
00:14:48.661 --> 00:14:51.998
I've heard all the stories,
and I'm getting sick of it.
00:14:52.081 --> 00:14:53.207
Oh, you're sick of it.
00:14:53.958 --> 00:14:56.169
So you don't wanna learn
how to defend yourself.
00:14:56.669 --> 00:14:59.130
To learn how to use skills
that will help you in life.
00:14:59.213 --> 00:15:02.300
- Not if it means cleaning up bird shit.
- Hey, language.
00:15:03.509 --> 00:15:07.388
You know, I thought you were mature enough
to appreciate all this, but I
00:15:09.140 --> 00:15:10.349
guess I was wrong.
00:15:12.309 --> 00:15:14.270
Just go back to your video games.
00:15:15.104 --> 00:15:17.106
[somber music plays]
00:15:22.903 --> 00:15:24.154
Why is he so late?
00:15:25.823 --> 00:15:26.824
I'm sure it's fine.
00:15:26.865 --> 00:15:28.784
I'm gonna kill him when he gets here.
00:15:29.493 --> 00:15:30.619
Maybe I should go.
00:15:30.702 --> 00:15:33.038
What? No. I need you to have my back.
00:15:33.121 --> 00:15:36.750
When my mom's boyfriends tried
to discipline me, I didn't wanna hear it.
00:15:36.833 --> 00:15:40.253
- I don't want him to think I'm an asshole.
- Johnny, things are different now.
00:15:40.337 --> 00:15:41.379
[door opening]
00:15:41.963 --> 00:15:43.507
- Hey. Oh.
- Where have you been?
00:15:43.590 --> 00:15:45.383
You have to tell me
when you're gonna be late.
00:15:45.425 --> 00:15:47.802
- Sorry, I lost track of time.
- He lost track of time.
00:15:48.428 --> 00:15:51.848
Which is very irresponsible,
and you can't worry your mom like that.
00:15:51.931 --> 00:15:53.183
I was hanging out with Sam.
00:15:53.266 --> 00:15:55.602
See? He was hanging out
with his girlfriend. I get it.
00:15:55.685 --> 00:15:58.980
- We just want you to be safe. Right?
- Right. We want you to be safe.
00:15:59.063 --> 00:16:00.857
- Okay.
- Always wear protection.
00:16:01.733 --> 00:16:02.859
- What? No.
- [Miguel] What?
00:16:02.942 --> 00:16:05.028
- No? No, don't wear protection.
- Johnny...
00:16:05.111 --> 00:16:07.822
- Uh, you let the girl decide that.
- Just stop it.
00:16:07.905 --> 00:16:10.533
At first I thought it was a little weird
that you two were together
00:16:10.575 --> 00:16:12.910
but I figured I would just,
I don't know, get over it
00:16:12.994 --> 00:16:14.662
because I wanted you to be happy, but...
00:16:15.371 --> 00:16:16.998
You said nothing was gonna change.
00:16:17.081 --> 00:16:21.168
Now everything has changed. It's weird
at class, it's weird here. I'm over it.
00:16:23.462 --> 00:16:25.464
[melancholy music plays]
00:16:29.051 --> 00:16:30.052
Protection?
00:16:43.315 --> 00:16:45.317
[uplifting music plays]
00:16:45.859 --> 00:16:47.820
[1980s announcer] The new champion,
00:16:47.903 --> 00:16:50.197
Daniel LaRusso!
00:16:59.122 --> 00:17:01.458
[Zack] All right, LaRusso.
Let's see your moves.
00:17:01.541 --> 00:17:04.503
Bust out some of that Miyagi shit.
Come on, LaPusso.
00:17:24.647 --> 00:17:28.484
- [Daniel] What are you doing?
- Sorry. I was just, uh, looking around.
00:17:28.568 --> 00:17:31.946
There's no need to apologize.
I'm just surprised to see you in here.
00:17:34.407 --> 00:17:36.492
- That's pretty cool, right?
- What is it?
00:17:37.702 --> 00:17:42.373
That's a technique that I hope
none of us will ever need to use.
00:17:43.916 --> 00:17:45.292
Be careful with this, okay?
00:17:46.377 --> 00:17:48.963
I thought you didn't care
about any of this stuff.
00:17:49.046 --> 00:17:50.256
You know, it's just, uh...
00:17:51.757 --> 00:17:55.511
You know, everybody has
these amazing memories of Mr. Miyagi,
00:17:56.095 --> 00:17:57.096
and, um,
00:17:58.722 --> 00:18:01.392
you know, I never really knew the guy
00:18:01.475 --> 00:18:06.438
or learned any of his cool moves.
It's just... You know, I've always felt, um...
00:18:07.648 --> 00:18:08.690
Out of the loop?
00:18:09.983 --> 00:18:10.984
Yeah.
00:18:12.903 --> 00:18:14.321
Know what I'll never forget?
00:18:15.614 --> 00:18:16.823
When you were born,
00:18:16.907 --> 00:18:20.494
we brought you home from the hospital
and Mr. Miyagi wanted to pick you up.
00:18:21.203 --> 00:18:24.789
I remember he was holding you in his arms,
and you know what you did?
00:18:24.873 --> 00:18:25.999
What?
00:18:26.625 --> 00:18:27.709
Kicked him in the face.
00:18:27.792 --> 00:18:28.793
[chuckles]
00:18:29.252 --> 00:18:30.253
- I did?
- [Daniel] Yep.
00:18:30.295 --> 00:18:33.006
It was the first time
I ever saw anyone land a kick on him.
00:18:33.548 --> 00:18:35.050
You got him pretty good too.
00:18:36.259 --> 00:18:40.430
Yeah, Mr. Miyagi just laughed.
He said that you were gonna be a handful.
00:18:41.681 --> 00:18:44.934
And that someday you'd also be the one
who'd be protecting this family.
00:18:46.644 --> 00:18:47.645
Really?
00:18:48.438 --> 00:18:49.439
Look, Anthony...
00:18:50.064 --> 00:18:53.818
[sighs] I don't want to pressure you
into doing anything you don't wanna do.
00:18:54.902 --> 00:18:58.114
I was just hoping
that maybe you might wanna
00:18:58.197 --> 00:19:00.700
learn a little bit more
about what this all means.
00:19:01.701 --> 00:19:04.537
You know? And to be able
to defend yourself against this bully.
00:19:05.037 --> 00:19:06.038
[Anthony mumbles]
00:19:07.790 --> 00:19:09.125
What? What is it?
00:19:11.043 --> 00:19:12.169
Um, nothing.
00:19:12.753 --> 00:19:14.964
Yeah, just, uh,
don't worry about this Cobra Kai kid.
00:19:15.464 --> 00:19:17.383
Yeah, uh, I'll handle it.
00:19:18.300 --> 00:19:21.428
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. But, uh, thanks, Dad.
00:19:23.055 --> 00:19:24.056
All right.
00:19:29.436 --> 00:19:32.856
- What are you doing here?
- Field trip. You and me, let's go.
00:19:32.940 --> 00:19:35.484
It's the middle of a school day.
I have history. I...
00:19:35.567 --> 00:19:37.611
History's for nerds. Play hooky with me.
00:19:37.694 --> 00:19:41.156
I'll write a doctor's note, used to work
for me. Come on, what do you say?
00:19:44.993 --> 00:19:46.661
- Okay.
- All right, great.
00:19:47.537 --> 00:19:49.331
Don't worry,
I'll bring him back in one piece.
00:19:58.423 --> 00:20:01.551
- Hey, Ant, what's up?
- Hey, um, not much.
00:20:02.051 --> 00:20:04.178
So, um, I thought of something we can do.
00:20:04.262 --> 00:20:06.139
There's this fair at Westwood Park.
00:20:06.222 --> 00:20:09.726
It's got all these rides,
and, better yet, fried Oreos.
00:20:10.393 --> 00:20:12.645
Fried Oreos, you are speaking my language.
00:20:12.728 --> 00:20:14.564
I've invited a bunch of people.
00:20:14.647 --> 00:20:16.899
Kenny says
the pirate ship goes upside down.
00:20:16.983 --> 00:20:19.026
I mean, totally vertical. [giggles]
00:20:19.110 --> 00:20:20.569
Um, Kenny?
00:20:20.653 --> 00:20:23.447
Oh, yeah. He's hilarious.
You guys are gonna get along great.
00:20:23.948 --> 00:20:26.659
Um, see you Saturday. Hey, Jane, wait up.
00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:29.161
[sighs]
00:20:29.620 --> 00:20:32.289
Ow. That's gotta hurt.
00:20:32.373 --> 00:20:34.166
[boys laugh]
00:20:38.754 --> 00:20:39.672
What do you want?
00:20:39.755 --> 00:20:43.801
[Anthony] I've been thinking
about everything. I just wanna talk.
00:20:43.884 --> 00:20:45.552
Maybe we could try starting over?
00:20:46.303 --> 00:20:49.306
I've got nothing to say to you, LaPusso.
00:20:49.389 --> 00:20:50.557
[Zack] Oh! [laughs]
00:20:50.641 --> 00:20:51.808
- [Anthony chuckles]
- Oh.
00:20:52.392 --> 00:20:55.187
Call me that one more time
and you'll regret it.
00:20:55.270 --> 00:20:58.523
Sorry, I forgot
you were so sensitive about that.
00:20:59.608 --> 00:21:00.942
LaPusso.
00:21:02.152 --> 00:21:02.986
[Anthony] Get him!
00:21:03.069 --> 00:21:04.279
[dramatic music plays]
00:21:13.705 --> 00:21:14.706
Where is he?
00:21:15.457 --> 00:21:17.292
Doesn't matter. He's trapped.
00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:20.253
- What?
- What the hell?
00:21:21.337 --> 00:21:22.880
Come on. Let's find him.
00:21:26.676 --> 00:21:27.677
[groaning]
00:21:39.855 --> 00:21:40.856
Marcus?
00:21:40.940 --> 00:21:41.941
[Kenny grunts]
00:21:43.150 --> 00:21:44.151
What was that?
00:21:44.860 --> 00:21:45.861
[Kenny grunts]
00:21:48.405 --> 00:21:49.615
[grunting]
00:21:50.533 --> 00:21:52.159
- [Kenny] Yah!
- [groaning]
00:21:52.243 --> 00:21:53.244
Guys?
00:21:56.872 --> 00:21:57.873
[Kenny] LaPusso.
00:21:58.916 --> 00:21:59.917
[Anthony grunts]
00:22:03.003 --> 00:22:04.338
I finally got you alone.
00:22:05.297 --> 00:22:06.298
[teacher] Hey!
00:22:07.174 --> 00:22:08.592
What's going on in here?
00:22:19.227 --> 00:22:20.896
What, you don't like watermelon?
00:22:21.980 --> 00:22:23.106
No, I like watermelon.
00:22:23.190 --> 00:22:25.775
I just thought when you had me cut class
00:22:25.859 --> 00:22:28.903
that we'd be training,
not having another awkward conversation.
00:22:30.155 --> 00:22:32.240
[sighs] It doesn't have to be awkward.
00:22:34.951 --> 00:22:37.454
[sighs] Look, if I'm acting
a little weird,
00:22:38.413 --> 00:22:41.124
it's only because
I don't have any experience with this.
00:22:41.207 --> 00:22:45.420
Ask me anything about karate or '80s rock
or Rowdy Roddy Piper, I'm your guy,
00:22:46.504 --> 00:22:48.715
but when it comes to, you know, this?
00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:50.925
I guess I freaked out.
00:22:51.509 --> 00:22:53.469
That's what happened with Robby, right?
00:22:55.596 --> 00:22:56.597
You got afraid?
00:22:56.681 --> 00:22:57.682
Yeah.
00:22:59.141 --> 00:23:00.393
But I never told you why.
00:23:05.231 --> 00:23:06.899
My dad left when I was in kindergarten.
00:23:07.983 --> 00:23:10.903
I barely remember him.
My mom did everything she could.
00:23:11.862 --> 00:23:14.365
Married a rich prick,
thinking that would be a good idea.
00:23:16.075 --> 00:23:17.576
It only made me miss my dad more.
00:23:17.660 --> 00:23:20.204
I couldn't figure out
why this was all happening.
00:23:20.287 --> 00:23:21.538
You know, I felt so...
00:23:23.665 --> 00:23:24.666
Cheated.
00:23:26.001 --> 00:23:27.002
Yeah.
00:23:28.670 --> 00:23:31.840
You ever go out and try to find him?
00:23:31.923 --> 00:23:33.508
I don't even know what I'd say.
00:23:34.009 --> 00:23:35.719
Maybe you could ask why he left.
00:23:37.054 --> 00:23:38.305
Hear his side of the story.
00:23:39.765 --> 00:23:43.476
No. I don't even know
where I'd begin looking for him.
00:23:45.020 --> 00:23:48.440
If I'm being honest, I'm still too afraid
to find out the truth.
00:23:49.816 --> 00:23:50.817
The point is
00:23:52.485 --> 00:23:54.654
I didn't have
a male role model growing up.
00:23:56.072 --> 00:23:58.199
Till I met Kreese,
and you know how that went.
00:23:59.534 --> 00:24:03.746
And I didn't want to be like him.
Or Sid. Or my own dad.
00:24:04.622 --> 00:24:09.043
And I took all that bullshit I felt
from them and I put it on Robby's life.
00:24:11.337 --> 00:24:12.713
I can never fix that.
00:24:14.173 --> 00:24:16.092
I don't wanna make that mistake again.
00:24:19.720 --> 00:24:21.597
Clearly, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:24:23.224 --> 00:24:28.938
I mean, yeah, some things are gonna change
with you and my mom being together.
00:24:30.481 --> 00:24:33.067
And it feels kinda weird
to say it out loud, but...
00:24:35.736 --> 00:24:38.655
there's also a lot of things
that I want to stay the same.
00:24:38.739 --> 00:24:39.823
Yeah, like what?
00:24:40.449 --> 00:24:42.326
[chuckles] Like you being my sensei.
00:24:45.245 --> 00:24:46.830
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
00:24:47.998 --> 00:24:48.999
All right.
00:24:51.126 --> 00:24:52.127
You asked for it.
00:24:53.086 --> 00:24:55.088
[suspenseful music plays]
00:25:05.557 --> 00:25:06.975
What's with the watermelons?
00:25:08.768 --> 00:25:11.312
One of the most badass kicks
in all of karate
00:25:12.230 --> 00:25:13.773
is the flying tornado.
00:25:16.651 --> 00:25:19.946
I wasn't sure if you were ready for it.
It's a pain in the ass to master, but...
00:25:20.697 --> 00:25:23.449
- You don't mind a little pain, do you?
- No, Sensei.
00:25:23.533 --> 00:25:25.034
[Samantha] Neither do I.
00:25:26.285 --> 00:25:29.831
Nice place you got here, but it could
definitely use a woman's touch.
00:25:30.540 --> 00:25:31.833
Does your dad know you're here?
00:25:31.916 --> 00:25:34.085
I told him
I should be learning both styles.
00:25:34.919 --> 00:25:37.046
So that's what I'm gonna do.
00:25:41.008 --> 00:25:42.218
You can have a seat here.
00:25:43.928 --> 00:25:45.387
We're not sure what happened...
00:25:45.471 --> 00:25:49.225
But whatever it is, we expect there to be
a severe punishment for this.
00:25:49.308 --> 00:25:50.226
Oh, there will be.
00:25:50.309 --> 00:25:53.520
I've already spoken to the parents
of the other offending students.
00:25:53.604 --> 00:25:55.022
We're going to be suspending them.
00:25:55.105 --> 00:25:56.940
- Okay.
- And your son.
00:25:58.567 --> 00:26:01.612
What? None of this is Anthony's fault.
00:26:01.695 --> 00:26:03.822
Well, I'm afraid we have proof.
00:26:09.244 --> 00:26:11.079
Turns out this isn't the first time.
00:26:15.083 --> 00:26:16.960
Don't know how
they got that milk in the locker.
00:26:17.961 --> 00:26:21.965
Anthony and the others have been
cyberbullying Mr. Payne for some time.
00:26:22.757 --> 00:26:27.429
I've seen enough evidence to conclude that
Anthony has been a real bully this year.
00:26:37.939 --> 00:26:38.940
I got you.
00:26:47.782 --> 00:26:49.659
A man of his word.
00:26:50.576 --> 00:26:53.830
Whoa, are those Ba Muoi Ba?
00:26:53.913 --> 00:26:56.624
Old 33s. They've changed a bit
since the war.
00:26:57.750 --> 00:26:59.460
To the victor go the spoils.
00:26:59.543 --> 00:27:00.878
Sweet!
00:27:01.504 --> 00:27:02.671
Hello!
00:27:06.008 --> 00:27:08.093
- You know who those remind me of?
- Huh?
00:27:08.761 --> 00:27:09.762
Scovil.
00:27:10.471 --> 00:27:12.181
The good old boy from Utah.
00:27:12.264 --> 00:27:13.265
Yeah.
00:27:14.183 --> 00:27:17.394
Yeah, never washed his ass.
Could smell him coming a mile away.
00:27:17.478 --> 00:27:19.354
Remember the day we were on patrol,
00:27:20.022 --> 00:27:23.358
and he took it upon himself
to jump rank and take point?
00:27:24.276 --> 00:27:25.485
Yeah, crazy bastard.
00:27:25.569 --> 00:27:27.988
Wound up walking
directly into a minefield.
00:27:28.697 --> 00:27:31.241
Blew himself to kingdom come. [chuckles]
00:27:32.993 --> 00:27:34.995
That's the kind of story
I'd rather forget.
00:27:35.078 --> 00:27:37.080
We don't have the luxury of forgetting.
00:27:37.914 --> 00:27:38.915
Nor should we.
00:27:40.625 --> 00:27:42.002
We should remember
00:27:42.085 --> 00:27:45.005
what happens to soldiers
who don't follow their leader.
00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:47.590
Johnny, look, is this about...
00:27:47.674 --> 00:27:50.885
Quiet! I'm not done speaking, Lieutenant.
00:27:52.512 --> 00:27:54.806
The other day when we were teaching,
00:27:56.099 --> 00:27:58.268
you told the students
that I have a weakness.
00:27:58.351 --> 00:28:01.813
- I said everyone has a weakness.
- You specifically talked about me.
00:28:01.896 --> 00:28:02.897
[Silver sighs]
00:28:04.232 --> 00:28:05.400
And it made me wonder...
00:28:07.693 --> 00:28:09.445
what do you think my weakness is?
00:28:10.238 --> 00:28:13.324
Look, it was just a lesson for the class.
00:28:13.407 --> 00:28:14.617
You're afraid to tell me.
00:28:16.077 --> 00:28:16.994
[Silver sighs]
00:28:17.078 --> 00:28:18.704
[tense music plays]
00:28:19.914 --> 00:28:21.207
Do you remember the cage?
00:28:22.041 --> 00:28:23.167
[soldier speaks Vietnamese]
00:28:24.376 --> 00:28:26.086
[Kreese] We both thought
we were gonna die.
00:28:26.587 --> 00:28:27.588
[speaks Vietnamese]
00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:28.923
No, no, no.
00:28:29.006 --> 00:28:30.507
[Kreese] I wasn't afraid.
00:28:31.300 --> 00:28:32.301
I'll go.
00:28:32.718 --> 00:28:33.844
You were.
00:28:34.845 --> 00:28:37.348
You were like a puddle of piss.
00:28:37.848 --> 00:28:40.809
If it wasn't for me,
you'd still be back in that pit.
00:28:40.893 --> 00:28:42.311
Correct?
00:28:43.687 --> 00:28:44.688
Yes.
00:28:45.022 --> 00:28:47.357
I'm the one
who got you out of that cage then,
00:28:47.441 --> 00:28:51.069
only to find you in another one
that you created for yourself.
00:28:54.322 --> 00:28:56.074
I always looked out for you, Terry.
00:28:57.075 --> 00:28:58.243
And I always will.
00:28:58.743 --> 00:29:00.912
But you need to fall back in line
00:29:02.163 --> 00:29:03.665
and follow my lead.
00:29:04.374 --> 00:29:07.043
Because there's a lot
of land mines out there,
00:29:07.669 --> 00:29:09.754
and if you don't watch where you step...
00:29:12.048 --> 00:29:13.425
it's all gonna blow up.
00:29:21.933 --> 00:29:23.101
You don't mind, do you?
00:29:26.979 --> 00:29:27.980
No, Captain.
00:29:28.856 --> 00:29:29.857
No.
00:29:31.526 --> 00:29:33.528
[dramatic music plays]
00:29:49.919 --> 00:29:52.254
[upbeat music plays]