WEBVTT 00:01:45.485 --> 00:01:48.321 Good grief. I shouldn't have gotten the balloon for him. 00:01:49.948 --> 00:01:53.618 Hey, are you Cyborg Cider-man No. 2, mister? 00:01:53.618 --> 00:01:56.955 No, I'm not Cyborg Cider-man No. 2. 00:01:56.955 --> 00:01:59.624 Hey, you are Cyborg Cider-man No. 2, aren't you? 00:01:59.624 --> 00:02:03.962 No, I'm not a cyborg, nor a Cider-man, nor a No. 2. 00:02:03.962 --> 00:02:06.631 But you just did the Cider Jump! 00:02:06.631 --> 00:02:08.216 You can't hide it now! 00:02:08.216 --> 00:02:10.510 No, I'm a high school student. 00:02:10.510 --> 00:02:12.470 Hey, can I have you autograph? Can I?! 00:02:14.556 --> 00:02:16.141 I don't have time for this. 00:02:18.977 --> 00:02:22.230 Wow, thanks! I'll treasure this forever! 00:02:22.230 --> 00:02:24.691 He looks about 5 years old. Where are his parents? 00:02:24.691 --> 00:02:25.608 Is he lost? 00:02:25.608 --> 00:02:27.861 Hey, do the Cider Jump again! 00:02:27.861 --> 00:02:30.196 "Cyborg Cider-man No. 2"? What the heck? 00:02:30.196 --> 00:02:31.781 What happened to No. 1? 00:02:31.781 --> 00:02:33.741 I always drink Energy Cider! 00:02:33.741 --> 00:02:36.786 I see. He's a cider drink mascot, is he? 00:02:36.786 --> 00:02:39.581 You can see the sleazy scheming of adults all over this. 00:02:39.581 --> 00:02:41.332 Hey! Do the Cider Jump! 00:02:41.332 --> 00:02:46.129 You do the Cider Jump by shooting cider out of your feet, right?! 00:02:46.129 --> 00:02:47.755 That's some impressive cider. 00:02:47.755 --> 00:02:49.549 C'mon! Do it! Do it! 00:02:51.551 --> 00:02:52.760 Idiot! Psychokinesis! 00:02:55.221 --> 00:02:57.390 That was a close one. 00:02:57.390 --> 00:02:59.350 That was the Cider Air Cannon... 00:02:59.350 --> 00:03:00.810 The Cider Air Cannon! 00:03:00.935 --> 00:03:02.520 I know all about it! 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:07.442 You blow away your enemies by shooting cider out of your hands, right? 00:03:07.442 --> 00:03:09.360 He shoots cider from his hands and his feet? 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.154 Could they not think of anything else for a cyborg? 00:03:11.154 --> 00:03:14.532 Does he really think cider can do anything? 00:03:14.532 --> 00:03:16.784 There's nothing I don't know about Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:03:16.784 --> 00:03:19.746 You must be Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:03:19.746 --> 00:03:22.248 I love you, Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:03:22.248 --> 00:03:24.125 Why must he say the whole name each time? 00:03:24.125 --> 00:03:25.793 I should get going and find his parents. 00:03:25.793 --> 00:03:29.172 But I haven't heard anyone calling for a kid. 00:03:29.172 --> 00:03:30.673 - I just heard a loud noise. - A police officer? Perfect timing. 00:03:30.673 --> 00:03:31.966 A lost kid? 00:03:31.966 --> 00:03:33.218 Something stinks. 00:03:33.218 --> 00:03:35.011 The kid sure likes him for someone he "doesn't know." 00:03:35.011 --> 00:03:36.054 Would you rather he not? 00:03:36.054 --> 00:03:39.140 My 13 years of experience on the force says something's up. 00:03:39.140 --> 00:03:40.433 Find a new line of work. 00:03:40.433 --> 00:03:43.269 Whatever. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm leaving him to you, officer. 00:03:43.269 --> 00:03:45.021 Hey, kiddo. Do you know that guy? 00:03:45.021 --> 00:03:46.606 Yeah, I do! 00:03:46.606 --> 00:03:47.982 He's a superhero with a secret identity! 00:03:47.982 --> 00:03:50.151 He blew away a car a few minutes ago! 00:03:50.151 --> 00:03:51.736 What? Hey, hold it right there! 00:03:55.031 --> 00:03:56.616 Where did that guy go? 00:03:56.616 --> 00:03:57.575 Don't worry about it. 00:03:57.575 --> 00:03:59.452 I just made a Cider Obstruction of Justice. 00:03:59.452 --> 00:04:01.371 Where are his parents? 00:04:01.371 --> 00:04:03.164 I can't hear their voices via telepathy, 00:04:03.164 --> 00:04:05.667 so they're likely farther than 200 meters away. 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:09.796 Hey, was the fiend Baron Cola really strong? 00:04:09.796 --> 00:04:11.089 Yeah, he was. 00:04:11.089 --> 00:04:13.007 Is this kid really all right? 00:04:13.007 --> 00:04:14.717 It's getting dark now. 00:04:14.717 --> 00:04:16.761 Mommy, we should go home now! 00:04:16.761 --> 00:04:17.470 Right, Mommy? 00:04:18.721 --> 00:04:19.472 What now? 00:04:19.472 --> 00:04:21.307 Mommy's not here! 00:04:21.307 --> 00:04:22.392 You just noticed? 00:04:23.226 --> 00:04:25.270 Mommy got lost! 00:04:25.270 --> 00:04:26.729 No, that was you. 00:04:26.729 --> 00:04:30.191 I thought she was right behind me, but that was just the balloon! 00:04:30.191 --> 00:04:31.776 Are all 5-year-olds this stupid? 00:04:31.776 --> 00:04:35.113 Cyborg Cider-man No. 2, find my mommy! 00:04:35.113 --> 00:04:37.031 I guess there's no other way. 00:04:37.031 --> 00:04:38.741 Huh? What? 00:04:38.741 --> 00:04:39.450 Get on already. 00:04:39.450 --> 00:04:41.077 It's Cider Jump time. 00:04:41.077 --> 00:04:44.289 Wow! This is awesome! We're flying! 00:04:44.289 --> 00:04:46.332 Not so loud. People will see us. 00:04:46.666 --> 00:04:47.709 Mommy! 00:04:47.709 --> 00:04:48.543 Yuuta?! 00:04:48.543 --> 00:04:52.463 Where have you been? I was so worried! 00:04:52.463 --> 00:04:56.342 I'm sorry. Cyborg Cider-man No. 2 came to rescue me. Look! 00:04:57.302 --> 00:05:00.847 I don't see anyone around. Did you go with a stranger? 00:05:00.847 --> 00:05:04.058 It's Cyborg Cider-man No. 2's fate to remain hidden in the shadows. 00:05:04.058 --> 00:05:06.853 I-I really did meet him! See, I got his autograph right... 00:05:06.853 --> 00:05:07.979 Huh? It's gone. 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:10.398 Treat it like a dream and forget about it. 00:05:10.398 --> 00:05:12.066 Don't wander off again, okay? 00:05:12.066 --> 00:05:13.776 Look, it's our new house! 00:05:14.485 --> 00:05:16.112 Oh, good evening! 00:05:16.112 --> 00:05:18.281 We just moved in next door today. 00:05:18.281 --> 00:05:19.866 We're the Iridatsu family. 00:05:19.866 --> 00:05:22.577 Whoa! Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:05:22.577 --> 00:05:23.911 See? He really exists! 00:05:23.911 --> 00:05:25.663 You mean he's my neighbor? 00:05:31.085 --> 00:05:32.962 Ack, look at the time! 00:05:33.421 --> 00:05:35.757 I'm already late for work! 00:05:35.757 --> 00:05:39.552 Summer break is finally here, and still I have to wake up to this racket. 00:05:39.552 --> 00:05:41.054 Please, Kusuemon! 00:05:41.054 --> 00:05:42.847 Create that pink door that teleports me to my— 00:05:42.847 --> 00:05:43.973 No! 00:05:43.973 --> 00:05:47.101 I'm begging you here! 00:05:47.643 --> 00:05:49.020 No still means no. 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:51.064 Resign yourself to using your own two feet. 00:05:51.064 --> 00:05:53.608 I'll buy your favorite coffee jelly on the way home. 00:05:53.941 --> 00:05:54.859 We're here. 00:05:55.234 --> 00:05:57.153 Whoa, this is my workplace's roof! 00:05:57.153 --> 00:05:58.654 Thank you, Kusuemon! 00:05:58.654 --> 00:06:01.115 Now my boss will slap me only four times, not five. 00:06:01.115 --> 00:06:02.033 What an improvement. 00:06:02.033 --> 00:06:04.202 Why don't you come and check out my workplace? 00:06:04.202 --> 00:06:05.620 What is your job? 00:06:05.620 --> 00:06:08.915 You change jobs so often, I can't keep it straight. 00:06:08.915 --> 00:06:09.832 A shoe cleaner? 00:06:09.832 --> 00:06:12.794 I work for a publisher called Shuensha. 00:06:13.669 --> 00:06:15.129 Shueisha?! 00:06:15.129 --> 00:06:17.256 One of the largest publishers in Japan?! 00:06:17.256 --> 00:06:20.218 They're an industry leader with first-class employees! 00:06:20.218 --> 00:06:21.302 No, you misheard. 00:06:21.302 --> 00:06:23.388 It's Shuensha, not Shueisha. 00:06:23.388 --> 00:06:24.430 Shu-en-sha? 00:06:24.430 --> 00:06:27.141 Because the names are so similar, people often mix them up. It's tough. 00:06:27.141 --> 00:06:28.851 That was deliberate, wasn't it? 00:06:28.851 --> 00:06:31.020 They're totally different in writing, see? 00:06:31.020 --> 00:06:32.522 That name is tempting fate. 00:06:32.522 --> 00:06:36.067 I work on manga magazines here day and night. 00:06:36.067 --> 00:06:36.651 Manga? 00:06:36.651 --> 00:06:40.071 This is my office. The Editorial Department for Weekly Shounen Cognac! 00:06:40.071 --> 00:06:40.613 Never heard of it. 00:06:40.613 --> 00:06:42.156 What's that look? 00:06:42.156 --> 00:06:44.575 Don't tell me you don't know Weekly Shounen Cognac! 00:06:44.575 --> 00:06:45.952 My deepest apologies, but no. 00:06:45.952 --> 00:06:48.496 There's Jump, Magazine, Sunday, Champion, and Cognac, right?! 00:06:48.496 --> 00:06:49.872 All but the last ring bells. 00:06:50.998 --> 00:06:52.792 Hey, Saiki! 00:06:52.792 --> 00:06:54.419 Do you have any idea what time it is?! 00:06:54.419 --> 00:06:55.711 You want me to slap you? 00:06:56.796 --> 00:06:57.338 Who's that? 00:06:57.338 --> 00:06:58.172 He's my son! 00:06:58.172 --> 00:07:00.508 He's actually a big fan of Cognac! 00:07:00.508 --> 00:07:04.429 He was so insistent on meeting the impressive Editor-in-Chief. 00:07:04.429 --> 00:07:06.597 Well, you can't let down your kid, right? 00:07:06.597 --> 00:07:08.182 I'm Onimatsu, the Editor-in-Chief. 00:07:08.182 --> 00:07:11.936 - You like Cognac, huh? That's nice to hear. - So this is why he wanted to bring me along. 00:07:11.936 --> 00:07:15.773 Well, you can show him around. Just don't forget about your work. 00:07:16.482 --> 00:07:18.776 I got off slap-free thanks to you! 00:07:18.776 --> 00:07:20.528 One cup of coffee jelly isn't enough for this. 00:07:20.528 --> 00:07:22.613 Look, this is the editorial department. 00:07:22.613 --> 00:07:23.448 It sure is a mess. 00:07:23.448 --> 00:07:26.742 But an inside look at a manga editorial office is pretty intriguing. 00:07:26.742 --> 00:07:29.120 How long do you plan on keeping me waiting, huh?! 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:30.163 It's still not ready?! 00:07:30.163 --> 00:07:31.372 What? Not yet? 00:07:31.372 --> 00:07:33.958 - Enough with the excuses. - They're all calling to pressure the authors over deadlines. 00:07:33.958 --> 00:07:35.793 Being a manga author is tough work. 00:07:35.793 --> 00:07:38.713 So we editors need to encourage them every once in a while. 00:07:38.713 --> 00:07:40.423 You want me to beat it out of you? 00:07:40.423 --> 00:07:41.591 This is encouragement? 00:07:41.591 --> 00:07:43.885 Look, here's an issue of Weekly Shounen Cognac. 00:07:43.885 --> 00:07:44.927 You've seen it before, right? 00:07:44.927 --> 00:07:45.761 Nope. 00:07:45.761 --> 00:07:46.721 Here! 00:07:46.721 --> 00:07:47.263 Don't want it? 00:07:47.263 --> 00:07:50.391 Hey, this is our biggest series, The Ever Optimistic Santarou! 00:07:50.391 --> 00:07:52.852 We've got loads of other great manga too! 00:07:52.852 --> 00:07:54.896 Do the editors have no input on what gets serialized? 00:07:54.896 --> 00:07:56.856 It's good. Read it! 00:07:56.856 --> 00:07:58.191 At least look at it! 00:07:58.191 --> 00:08:00.026 Saiki! You have a visitor downstairs! 00:08:00.026 --> 00:08:02.570 Oh, that reminds me. I had a manga pitch to look at today. 00:08:02.570 --> 00:08:04.071 Sorry, excuse me for a bit. 00:08:04.572 --> 00:08:06.324 Good grief. He's a manga editor, huh? 00:08:06.324 --> 00:08:07.867 I had no idea. 00:08:07.867 --> 00:08:10.036 I've seen him reading manga before, 00:08:10.036 --> 00:08:12.288 but he never talks about his work at home. 00:08:12.288 --> 00:08:13.998 Oh, my honey is adorable... 00:08:13.998 --> 00:08:17.793 - She's washing dishes. She's humming. So cute. - And he never thinks of anything but Mom. 00:08:17.793 --> 00:08:20.546 I'm worried. I'll check in on him via clairvoyance. 00:08:21.672 --> 00:08:24.050 It's gotten a lot better than before. 00:08:24.050 --> 00:08:28.012 Your artwork and your panel layout have improved. 00:08:28.012 --> 00:08:30.014 But I think the characters need a bit more work. 00:08:30.014 --> 00:08:32.308 Hey, he's giving advice like an actual editor. 00:08:32.308 --> 00:08:34.602 Why not have the protagonist be a psychic? 00:08:34.602 --> 00:08:35.102 What? 00:08:35.603 --> 00:08:38.147 But this is a realistic sports manga! 00:08:38.147 --> 00:08:40.274 Show me something flashier next time. 00:08:40.274 --> 00:08:42.068 Your advice is too hard for me to follow. 00:08:42.068 --> 00:08:43.486 Well, to put it plainly, 00:08:43.486 --> 00:08:45.196 bring me something like Naruto. 00:08:45.196 --> 00:08:45.988 I can't do that! 00:08:45.988 --> 00:08:46.989 Sorry about that! 00:08:46.989 --> 00:08:50.034 Apologize to the manga author, not me. 00:08:50.034 --> 00:08:51.911 Ack, sorry. An author's calling me. 00:08:51.911 --> 00:08:52.787 Hello, Saiki here. 00:08:52.787 --> 00:08:56.541 - How's it going? Oh that. Yes, you're right. - I got to see a new side of him. 00:08:56.541 --> 00:08:57.959 Okay then! 00:08:57.959 --> 00:08:58.709 Well then... 00:08:58.709 --> 00:09:00.461 Are you leaving already? 00:09:00.461 --> 00:09:02.213 I'll be in your way if I stay longer. 00:09:02.213 --> 00:09:03.589 My job isn't very exciting, is it? 00:09:04.340 --> 00:09:08.261 When we run up against a deadline, there are no heroes like in manga to save the day. 00:09:08.261 --> 00:09:12.640 But I feel so fulfilled when I get the manga pages the authors put their all into. 00:09:12.640 --> 00:09:14.976 And it's a blast to hear the readers' praise. 00:09:14.976 --> 00:09:18.187 - But to be honest, I have the most fun when I'm with your mom. - Well, do your best to provide for me. 00:09:19.772 --> 00:09:20.731 That darn kid. 00:09:20.731 --> 00:09:23.943 Okay then! I have to get yesterday's manuscript to the printer. 00:09:25.903 --> 00:09:28.447 Kusuo! Kusuo! Kusuemon! 00:09:28.447 --> 00:09:30.741 What happened to "no heroes to save the day"? 00:09:41.460 --> 00:09:43.921 I love summer break. 00:09:43.921 --> 00:09:47.675 No one complains if I spend the whole day at home reading. 00:09:47.675 --> 00:09:50.177 Once I spend one day to do my summer homework, I'm free. 00:09:50.177 --> 00:09:52.471 And I'm home alone today. 00:09:52.471 --> 00:09:55.141 Looks like I can relax for the first time in a long while. 00:09:55.141 --> 00:09:56.392 What? Is that Nendou? 00:09:56.392 --> 00:09:57.977 No, it's not him. This is... 00:09:58.603 --> 00:10:00.896 Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! Hello! 00:10:00.896 --> 00:10:02.732 Come to think of it, Mom said... 00:10:02.732 --> 00:10:07.153 Yuuta is also home alone today, so be sure to play with him if he comes by. 00:10:07.153 --> 00:10:08.946 Being neighborly sure is a lot of work. 00:10:08.946 --> 00:10:09.572 Can I come in?! 00:10:09.572 --> 00:10:13.326 Whoa! So this is where Cyborg Cider-man No. 2 lives! 00:10:14.327 --> 00:10:16.912 - Huh? Cider isn't coming out of the faucet. - Well, duh. 00:10:16.912 --> 00:10:19.332 What? But the book said that Cider-man uses cider for everything! 00:10:19.332 --> 00:10:22.543 He uses cider to cook rice, bathe, and brush his teeth! 00:10:22.543 --> 00:10:24.086 He's going to make himself sick. 00:10:24.086 --> 00:10:25.838 The toilet water is cider, right? 00:10:25.838 --> 00:10:27.965 It's supposed to clean stains with bubble power! 00:10:27.965 --> 00:10:29.091 Real convenient cider. 00:10:29.091 --> 00:10:30.092 Eh, never mind. 00:10:30.092 --> 00:10:31.927 I brought this with me today. 00:10:31.927 --> 00:10:34.180 It's a Cyborg Cider-man No. 2 Blu-ray! 00:10:34.180 --> 00:10:35.431 Let's watch it together! 00:10:36.349 --> 00:10:38.809 Watching a Cider-man video next to Cider-man is like 00:10:38.809 --> 00:10:42.938 eating ramen while watching a TV show about ramen, don't you think so? 00:10:42.938 --> 00:10:45.399 Your analogy makes sense until you think about it. 00:10:48.778 --> 00:10:51.322 Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:10:54.158 --> 00:10:56.702 - Cider! Cider-man! - You're too loud. Just sit quietly and watch. 00:10:59.288 --> 00:11:01.540 - Somebody, help! - That's the Lemonade Fiend! 00:11:03.542 --> 00:11:04.543 It's sour! 00:11:04.543 --> 00:11:05.586 You bastard! 00:11:06.837 --> 00:11:07.838 It's sour! 00:11:07.838 --> 00:11:10.091 It's no use! Attacking will just spray juice at us! 00:11:10.091 --> 00:11:11.384 The Earth is doomed! 00:11:11.384 --> 00:11:12.593 Over a lemon? 00:11:13.177 --> 00:11:14.512 Th-This empty bottle...! Do not leave empty bottles on the street. 00:11:14.512 --> 00:11:16.347 That's as far as you go, Lemonade Fiend! 00:11:16.347 --> 00:11:17.390 What? That voice! 00:11:17.390 --> 00:11:21.852 Cyborg Cider-man No. 2 fizzes onto the scene! 00:11:22.728 --> 00:11:23.771 You're still too loud. 00:11:23.771 --> 00:11:25.356 What's gonna happen? Hey, will he win? 00:11:25.356 --> 00:11:26.899 He'll win if you keep quiet. 00:11:26.899 --> 00:11:28.901 Take this! Cider Punch! 00:11:28.901 --> 00:11:30.236 No, don't punch him! 00:11:30.236 --> 00:11:32.238 The impact will shoot out lemon juice! 00:11:32.738 --> 00:11:33.572 See, I told you! 00:11:33.572 --> 00:11:35.866 His entire body's been covered in lemon juice! 00:11:35.866 --> 00:11:37.827 The Earth is doomed! 00:11:37.827 --> 00:11:39.078 No, hold on! 00:11:39.912 --> 00:11:41.372 It's not working on him at all! 00:11:41.372 --> 00:11:43.290 He's got a look that says, "Did you do something just now?" 00:11:43.290 --> 00:11:44.333 Did you do something just now? 00:11:44.333 --> 00:11:45.292 He actually said it! 00:11:45.292 --> 00:11:47.086 What? But why?! 00:11:47.670 --> 00:11:49.088 You just turned me into lemon cider! 00:11:49.088 --> 00:11:51.006 L-Lemon cider?! 00:11:51.006 --> 00:11:55.302 Yes! Adding lemon juice to cider brings out a sweet taste with a hint of sourness! 00:11:55.302 --> 00:11:56.470 And it's a good source of vitamin C! 00:11:56.470 --> 00:11:58.973 It's a refreshing drink, perfect for summer! 00:11:58.973 --> 00:12:02.435 Your lemon juice has not harmed but strengthened me! 00:12:02.435 --> 00:12:03.102 Take this! 00:12:03.853 --> 00:12:05.688 Lemon Cider Attack! 00:12:05.688 --> 00:12:08.023 Now on sale at your local supermarkets and convenience stores! 00:12:08.983 --> 00:12:11.360 - It's 148 yen including tax?! - So unsubtle. 00:12:12.403 --> 00:12:13.571 He won! 00:12:13.571 --> 00:12:14.822 Could an ad be more blatant? 00:12:14.822 --> 00:12:18.117 All right, Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! You won! 00:12:18.117 --> 00:12:19.827 Now I want to drink some lemon cider! 00:12:19.827 --> 00:12:21.078 You lost the real battle. 00:12:21.078 --> 00:12:23.497 Hey, show me the Lemon Cider Attack! 00:12:23.497 --> 00:12:25.624 Or let me drink lemon cider! 00:12:25.624 --> 00:12:26.834 How about neither? 00:12:26.834 --> 00:12:27.460 Here you go. 00:12:27.460 --> 00:12:28.419 Whoa, lemon cider! 00:12:28.419 --> 00:12:30.838 Good thing I bought three. 00:12:30.838 --> 00:12:32.173 Is he your little brother, pal? 00:12:34.133 --> 00:12:35.676 Lemon Cider Attack! 00:12:35.676 --> 00:12:36.552 Lemon! 00:12:37.178 --> 00:12:38.512 What was that for, pal?! 00:12:38.512 --> 00:12:40.389 Don't waltz in here like it's your house. 00:12:40.389 --> 00:12:42.141 No fighting, okay? 00:12:42.141 --> 00:12:43.309 Are you okay, mister? 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:45.728 Yeah. Thanks, kid. 00:12:48.856 --> 00:12:49.732 Hey, what's wrong?! 00:12:49.732 --> 00:12:50.733 He's scared of your face. 00:12:50.733 --> 00:12:53.986 - Fiend Baron Cola is here! - Baron Cola? 00:12:54.987 --> 00:12:56.947 My sincerest apologies, Baron Cola. 00:12:56.947 --> 00:12:57.531 Next time, I... 00:12:57.531 --> 00:12:58.783 There'll be no next time! 00:13:00.451 --> 00:13:03.746 But your juice will live on to fuel my power. 00:13:03.746 --> 00:13:05.414 The power of me, Baron Cola! 00:13:05.414 --> 00:13:06.373 That's Nendou. 00:13:07.041 --> 00:13:08.501 That's Baron Cola. 00:13:08.501 --> 00:13:11.086 Save me, Cyborg Cider-man No. 2! 00:13:11.086 --> 00:13:11.879 An uncanny similarity. 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:13.964 What's going on? Oh, that's Baron Cola. 00:13:13.964 --> 00:13:15.216 You know him? 00:13:15.216 --> 00:13:16.133 Hey, too close. 00:13:16.133 --> 00:13:18.385 I love Baron Cola. 00:13:18.385 --> 00:13:21.347 See this mustache? I'm just like him. 00:13:21.347 --> 00:13:21.972 Just that part? 00:13:21.972 --> 00:13:24.099 I see! That's why you're scared! 00:13:24.099 --> 00:13:26.060 It's all right, kid. 00:13:26.060 --> 00:13:28.062 See? I'm not scary at all, right? 00:13:30.272 --> 00:13:34.777 - He's gonna pickle me in cola! - Good grief. That face is pretty traumatic for a kid. 00:13:34.777 --> 00:13:36.487 Hey, I can't see anything right now. 00:13:36.487 --> 00:13:37.571 How's the kid doing? 00:13:37.571 --> 00:13:39.281 Cider Get Lost! 00:13:47.289 --> 00:13:48.082 I see. 00:13:48.541 --> 00:13:51.585 I was wondering what the commotion was. Turns out there's a festival today. 00:13:51.585 --> 00:13:53.754 - I don't usually like going to crowded places, - Can I try the raffle? 00:13:53.754 --> 00:13:55.422 - but festivals don't bother me too much. - Just one, okay? 00:13:57.967 --> 00:14:00.803 Congrats! You won a replica of a popular toy! 00:14:00.803 --> 00:14:03.097 - Wow, that's so cool! - My parents used to take me to festivals a lot too. 00:14:03.097 --> 00:14:04.223 Good for you! 00:14:04.682 --> 00:14:07.560 I wanted a certain prize, but I never managed to win it. 00:14:07.560 --> 00:14:09.228 Too bad! Come again! 00:14:09.228 --> 00:14:10.563 That was really frustrating. 00:14:10.563 --> 00:14:13.274 A lot happened, but I have many fond memories. 00:14:13.274 --> 00:14:15.276 But this sure is a big crowd. 00:14:15.276 --> 00:14:17.403 My telepathy is useless in this situation. 00:14:17.403 --> 00:14:20.990 Good grief. I hope I don't run into anyone I know. 00:14:20.990 --> 00:14:22.366 Like I said! 00:14:22.366 --> 00:14:25.870 There isn't any octopus in my takoyaki! 00:14:25.870 --> 00:14:26.829 - You ate them, didn't you? - That was close. 00:14:26.829 --> 00:14:27.496 I did not! 00:14:27.496 --> 00:14:28.998 - You can't call them takoyaki anymore! They're just yaki! - I'll go this way. 00:14:29.832 --> 00:14:31.292 This gun ain't too shabby. 00:14:31.292 --> 00:14:33.127 I'd say it's a .22 caliber. 00:14:33.127 --> 00:14:35.296 I haven't seen a bolt action type in a while. 00:14:35.296 --> 00:14:36.714 The trigger stroke is just right. 00:14:36.714 --> 00:14:37.506 It's just a cork gun. 00:14:37.506 --> 00:14:39.508 Yeah! Fire! 00:14:39.508 --> 00:14:40.509 Sorry, you missed! 00:14:41.427 --> 00:14:42.678 Clear the path! 00:14:42.678 --> 00:14:44.263 The palanquin is coming through! 00:14:45.097 --> 00:14:46.098 I should leave. 00:14:46.098 --> 00:14:48.225 I might end up hating festivals at this rate. 00:14:48.934 --> 00:14:50.227 I'll buy a candy apple first. 00:14:50.227 --> 00:14:51.020 That's 300 yen. 00:14:53.981 --> 00:14:55.232 My wallet is missing. 00:14:55.232 --> 00:14:56.317 Is something wrong? 00:14:56.317 --> 00:14:58.193 Did I drop it? Me, of all people? 00:14:58.193 --> 00:14:59.778 No, it couldn't have been... 00:15:00.321 --> 00:15:02.865 This is a cinch when the crowd is this big. 00:15:02.865 --> 00:15:04.575 - Hey, you going to buy that? - Man, I'm craving sausages. 00:15:04.575 --> 00:15:06.076 - I'm tired from walking so much. - With so many people around, I can't tell who's speaking. 00:15:06.076 --> 00:15:07.578 Where are you, Yuuko? 00:15:07.578 --> 00:15:08.621 What? It's gone! 00:15:08.621 --> 00:15:09.288 What's wrong? 00:15:09.288 --> 00:15:10.873 Someone stole my wallet! 00:15:10.873 --> 00:15:12.750 Seriously? How much did you have in it? 00:15:12.750 --> 00:15:16.670 Didn't you say you got carried away and put all your summer earnings in it?! 00:15:17.338 --> 00:15:20.215 He got pickpocketed? He's as stupid as ever. 00:15:20.215 --> 00:15:23.177 You have to be on your guard in a crowd. Good grief. 00:15:23.761 --> 00:15:24.970 Pickpocketed? 00:15:24.970 --> 00:15:26.430 Me? 00:15:26.430 --> 00:15:28.140 Me?! 00:15:28.140 --> 00:15:30.225 Me, of all people?! 00:15:30.225 --> 00:15:32.019 Me, of all people...? 00:15:33.395 --> 00:15:35.356 Whoa, Takahashi broke down! 00:15:35.356 --> 00:15:37.900 I'm on the same level as Takahashi?! 00:15:40.694 --> 00:15:41.445 Whoa, what? 00:15:41.445 --> 00:15:43.238 Wait, fireworks already? 00:15:43.238 --> 00:15:46.700 - No, it shouldn't be for another hour. - I've never felt more humiliated. 00:15:48.369 --> 00:15:50.621 Festivals are full of interesting times. 00:15:50.621 --> 00:15:52.915 I'll make the culprit pay for this... 00:15:52.915 --> 00:15:53.791 ...with interest! 00:15:54.416 --> 00:15:58.337 But in such a large crowd, it will be a challenge to find someone with telepathy. 00:15:59.004 --> 00:16:01.131 How much did I have in my wallet again? 00:16:01.757 --> 00:16:02.591 This should do. 00:16:04.051 --> 00:16:06.428 I made a pretty penny again this year. 00:16:06.428 --> 00:16:09.640 My backpack is stuffed and heavy as hell. 00:16:09.640 --> 00:16:11.350 It's real, real heavy... 00:16:11.350 --> 00:16:12.810 It's fricking heavy! 00:16:13.894 --> 00:16:15.604 Whoa, what happened?! 00:16:15.604 --> 00:16:16.981 A motorcycle fell out of the sky! 00:16:16.981 --> 00:16:18.649 - What the hell?! What's going— - Are you okay there? Hey! 00:16:20.109 --> 00:16:20.734 Are you all right? 00:16:20.734 --> 00:16:21.819 - Crap. - Hey, you forgot your m— 00:16:24.113 --> 00:16:25.030 That smarts. 00:16:26.448 --> 00:16:28.867 I hope you liked my gift. 00:16:28.867 --> 00:16:30.661 It was an abandoned motorcycle. 00:16:30.661 --> 00:16:34.289 After fixing it up a bit, it was worth about as much as my wallet, letting me apport it. 00:16:34.289 --> 00:16:37.501 Afterwards, I just had to look for a commotion with my clairvoyance. 00:16:37.501 --> 00:16:38.419 It took no time at all. 00:16:39.169 --> 00:16:39.962 Now then... 00:16:39.962 --> 00:16:43.048 - Who the hell are you?! - You stole a psychic's wallet. 00:16:43.048 --> 00:16:44.925 I hope you're ready for the repercussions. 00:16:51.932 --> 00:16:53.976 This frigging stinks. 00:16:54.643 --> 00:16:55.269 What is it? 00:16:55.269 --> 00:16:56.478 I found my wallet! 00:16:56.478 --> 00:16:57.730 - Whoa, really? That's great! - Three more to go. 00:16:57.730 --> 00:17:00.566 I could have left the matter to the police, 00:17:00.566 --> 00:17:02.401 but who knows when I'd get my wallet back. 00:17:02.401 --> 00:17:04.653 And it would put a damper on the festivities. 00:17:04.653 --> 00:17:08.657 I can find the rightful owners with psychometry, so it's no trouble on my part. 00:17:09.616 --> 00:17:11.160 It's gone! It's missing! 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:13.245 - I can't find my wallet! - This was yours? 00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:16.665 - What? Oh, it's my wallet! - He got his wallet stolen too? What a moron. 00:17:16.665 --> 00:17:17.541 Two more left. 00:17:17.541 --> 00:17:18.876 It's gone! It's missing! 00:17:18.876 --> 00:17:20.419 I can't find my wallet! 00:17:20.419 --> 00:17:22.046 Where did you even put it? 00:17:22.046 --> 00:17:23.380 And the last one is... 00:17:23.380 --> 00:17:25.507 Hey, that's my wallet. 00:17:25.507 --> 00:17:26.508 Yeah, I thought so. 00:17:26.508 --> 00:17:28.969 Oh, Saiki. You were around? 00:17:28.969 --> 00:17:30.429 Saiki! Nendou! What a coincidence! 00:17:30.429 --> 00:17:32.431 Good grief. I ended up meeting them anyway. 00:17:32.431 --> 00:17:35.392 Huh? Come to think of it, I never did find Takahashi's wallet. 00:17:38.020 --> 00:17:39.521 Let's just go home already. 00:17:51.283 --> 00:17:54.661 Here we find a girl with a lot on her mind. 00:17:55.245 --> 00:17:58.040 Why can't I stop thinking about him? 00:17:58.040 --> 00:18:00.000 Kokomi Teruhashi, age 16. 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:01.251 Is this love? No, of course not! 00:18:01.251 --> 00:18:06.131 I just can't stand having a boring guy like him being "No-Oh" with me! 00:18:06.131 --> 00:18:09.384 I'm going to make him say "Oh..." one day! That Kunio Saiki! 00:18:09.384 --> 00:18:10.511 Elsewhere... 00:18:10.511 --> 00:18:12.471 Geez... What to do... 00:18:12.471 --> 00:18:15.390 We find another girl with a lot on her mind. 00:18:15.390 --> 00:18:17.392 I haven't had any screen time lately. 00:18:17.392 --> 00:18:19.228 Chiyo Yumehara, age 16. 00:18:19.228 --> 00:18:21.980 No, that's not what I'm worried about. It's about Saiki. 00:18:21.980 --> 00:18:25.901 It's as if some invisible force is working to keep us apart! 00:18:25.901 --> 00:18:27.069 At that moment, those two... 00:18:28.570 --> 00:18:29.530 Kokomi? 00:18:29.530 --> 00:18:30.823 Yumehara? 00:18:30.823 --> 00:18:31.615 ...met each other. 00:18:31.615 --> 00:18:34.076 Isn't this the first time we've seen each other outside of school? 00:18:34.076 --> 00:18:35.786 I hadn't realized until now. 00:18:35.786 --> 00:18:38.163 I had no idea you came to a place like this. 00:18:38.163 --> 00:18:41.375 Yes, I sometimes come here to study or read. 00:18:41.375 --> 00:18:42.000 Really? 00:18:43.752 --> 00:18:44.920 This is awkward. 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:47.381 We don't talk much at school. 00:18:47.381 --> 00:18:51.510 I used her first name, but we haven't really spoken that much. 00:18:51.510 --> 00:18:53.095 Say... 00:18:57.224 --> 00:18:59.768 By the way, the school trip is coming up soon, huh? 00:18:59.768 --> 00:19:02.229 Oh, to Okinawa, right? I can't wait! 00:19:02.229 --> 00:19:04.565 Yeah, I'm really excited too. 00:19:04.565 --> 00:19:06.984 Three days and two nights on a trip with Saiki... 00:19:06.984 --> 00:19:07.985 Me too. 00:19:07.985 --> 00:19:09.987 Three days and two nights on a trip with Saiki. 00:19:09.987 --> 00:19:13.031 You're lovelier than the Okinawa sea. 00:19:13.740 --> 00:19:17.077 Y-You're more worthy of an "Oh..." than the Okinawa sea. 00:19:17.953 --> 00:19:19.079 I can dream, right? 00:19:19.705 --> 00:19:21.248 Was there something on your mind? 00:19:21.248 --> 00:19:23.250 Oh no, nothing. How about you, Yumehara? 00:19:23.250 --> 00:19:25.961 I wasn't thinking about anything either. 00:19:28.255 --> 00:19:30.340 Do you have someone you like, Kokomi? 00:19:31.091 --> 00:19:32.593 What? You do? 00:19:32.593 --> 00:19:35.971 N-No, I don't! You just surprised me by asking me so suddenly. 00:19:35.971 --> 00:19:37.639 Well, I guess you wouldn't, right? 00:19:37.639 --> 00:19:40.601 I bet worrying about love is beyond you. 00:19:40.601 --> 00:19:43.061 What about you, Yumehara? Do you like someone? 00:19:43.061 --> 00:19:44.605 Y-Yeah... 00:19:44.605 --> 00:19:45.480 Ooh, tell me, tell me! 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:46.815 Oh no, it's a secret. 00:19:46.815 --> 00:19:47.900 Is he in our class? 00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:48.400 Yeah... 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.777 Oh, now I'm curious! 00:19:50.777 --> 00:19:53.530 It couldn't be Saiki, right? I wonder who it is... 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:54.031 My sa— 00:19:54.031 --> 00:19:55.032 What was that?! 00:19:55.032 --> 00:19:57.409 What? I said my sad sack of an ex is finally gone, so... 00:19:57.409 --> 00:19:59.161 Oh, sad sack. You said sad sack. 00:19:59.161 --> 00:20:01.788 It's someone I liked before I went out with my ex. 00:20:01.788 --> 00:20:05.959 Wow, Yumehara has a lot of experience with romance. 00:20:05.959 --> 00:20:08.629 Maybe I should come clean and ask her for advice. 00:20:08.629 --> 00:20:12.382 Um... Actually, there's someone I'm sort of interested in. 00:20:12.883 --> 00:20:13.967 What? No way! 00:20:13.967 --> 00:20:16.470 Who is it?! Someone in our class? Our school? A French guy?! 00:20:16.470 --> 00:20:17.304 Hey, not so loud. 00:20:17.304 --> 00:20:18.722 And I can see you d-drooling. 00:20:18.722 --> 00:20:20.515 But who could it be? 00:20:20.515 --> 00:20:23.852 Since you have so many guys around you, I have no idea how to narrow it down. 00:20:23.852 --> 00:20:25.979 Oh, it's not really like that. 00:20:25.979 --> 00:20:27.814 The last time I hung out with guy friends was 00:20:27.814 --> 00:20:31.735 on New Year's when I went with Hairo and some others to Saiki's house. 00:20:31.735 --> 00:20:33.278 O-Oh, I see. 00:20:33.278 --> 00:20:36.406 I never expected Kokomi to mention Saiki's name... 00:20:36.406 --> 00:20:39.368 I wonder what that was about. Did she react to Saiki's name? 00:20:39.368 --> 00:20:41.578 - Oh no, it can't be, but... - I really doubt it but... 00:20:41.995 --> 00:20:43.538 The person Kokomi likes... 00:20:43.538 --> 00:20:45.207 The person Yumehara likes... 00:20:45.207 --> 00:20:46.708 ...can't be Saiki, right? 00:20:46.708 --> 00:20:50.087 At that moment, the person in question was sitting right next to them. 00:20:50.087 --> 00:20:51.505 What's wrong? Your face is pale. 00:20:51.505 --> 00:20:53.173 Do you sense the presence of Dark Reunion?! 00:20:53.173 --> 00:20:53.966 What should I do? 00:20:54.383 --> 00:20:58.053 If they become rivals in love and start chasing me, 00:20:58.053 --> 00:21:01.181 the resulting headache will easily trump that of Nendou and Kaidou's antics. 00:21:01.181 --> 00:21:04.977 They're just starting to suspect the one the other likes might be me. 00:21:04.977 --> 00:21:08.146 I have to put a stop to this without either of them noticing. 00:21:08.730 --> 00:21:10.691 Oh, whoops. It fell on your side. 00:21:10.691 --> 00:21:12.651 - Oh, Teruhashi! - Nendou?! 00:21:12.651 --> 00:21:13.777 You idiot! 00:21:13.777 --> 00:21:14.820 No way! 00:21:14.820 --> 00:21:16.029 Did he hear us just now? 00:21:16.029 --> 00:21:16.822 Kokomi... 00:21:16.822 --> 00:21:17.906 Her face is really red. 00:21:17.906 --> 00:21:19.199 So I was right! 00:21:19.199 --> 00:21:20.534 There's no doubt! 00:21:20.534 --> 00:21:21.535 Kokomi likes... 00:21:21.535 --> 00:21:22.411 Yumehara likes... 00:21:22.411 --> 00:21:23.412 Saiki! 00:21:23.412 --> 00:21:25.038 Don't jump to conclusions! 00:21:26.290 --> 00:21:28.166 My ba—I mean, I'm sorry! 00:21:28.166 --> 00:21:29.668 - Her face got even redder. Oh! - Oh no, it's all right. 00:21:30.669 --> 00:21:31.878 So Yumehara likes... 00:21:31.878 --> 00:21:33.046 You're next! 00:21:33.046 --> 00:21:34.089 Oh, my bad! 00:21:34.089 --> 00:21:35.966 What? Her face is so red! 00:21:35.966 --> 00:21:37.509 So Teruhashi likes... What?! 00:21:37.509 --> 00:21:41.054 I warmed their faces with pyrokinesis. 00:21:42.139 --> 00:21:43.056 Good grief. 00:21:43.056 --> 00:21:45.684 So Yumehara likes Kaidou! 00:21:45.684 --> 00:21:48.061 I never would've guessed that Kokomi likes Nendou. 00:21:48.061 --> 00:21:50.856 I feel like I've made things more complicated. 00:23:19.361 --> 00:23:20.946 Let me tell you one more time. 00:23:20.946 --> 00:23:23.657 I'm not a cyborg, nor a Cider-man, nor a No. 2. 00:23:23.657 --> 00:23:25.242 I'm a psychic. 00:23:25.242 --> 00:23:28.120 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:28.120 --> 00:23:31.498 There's an upcoming school trip. Some people are looking forward to it. 00:23:31.498 --> 00:23:33.750 There's so much to cover, the staff's getting nervous.