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Whew. I don't know
what's happening to me.

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I have never been happier, but
the closer the wedding gets,

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the more I feel the urge
to burst into tears.

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I don't even get why
you guys want to get married.

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I mean, look at Dad.
He's been married four times.

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Once just 'cause he wanted
new silverware.

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My point is,

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you want to ruin a relationship,
get married.

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Yeah, I maybe wouldn't lead
with that in your toast.

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Hey, Dad.

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See, it's happening again.

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What's with her?

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Marriage.

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Clem.

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Shannon.

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Guy who's getting me a beer.

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Hey, he acknowledged me!

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What's up, Dad?

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First of all, how flexible is
this start time for the wedding?

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'Cause I found
some Yankee tickets...

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In the pocket of a dead guy
at a crime scene?

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Nailed it, sweetheart.

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You have to be on time, Dad.

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You're walking me
down the aisle.

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For once in your life,
do the right thing

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and sell that murder
victim's tickets on StubHub.

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Okay, okay.

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Of course. I'll be there.

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Anyway, I got something
I want to give you.

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A camcorder from 1980.

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You shouldn't have. And it
is strange that you did.

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No, it's what's on
the VHS tape inside.

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The camcorder's just to hook up
to your TV so you can watch it.

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So, what's on the tape?

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Well, you remember
when you were ten

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and your mom died?

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Yes.

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Well, she knew it was coming
for a while,

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and, uh, she made this tape
for you, Clem.

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She asked me to give it to you
shortly before your wedding.

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Seriously?

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I can't believe this.

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Should I watch it now?

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Up to you. But I will need
this camcorder back.

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I'm watching Caddyshack
this weekend.

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I can't believe
I'm gonna get to see my mom.

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Wow.

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You know, I got to
say, Freddy, I mean,

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for you to keep
something like this...Dibs on leather chair.

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Yeah.

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All right. Here we go.

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All right. Here we go.

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Hi, Clemmy.

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If you're watching this,

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you are about to be married.

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And your dad hasn't lost
this tape.

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Both of which are things
to be celebrated.

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Uh, nothing
would make me happier

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than to be able to be there
with you today.

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To get to know
the person that you've chosen.

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To see my beautiful little girl
all grown-up.

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Look, I don't pretend to know
everything about marriage,

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but if I had to give you
one piece of advice,

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it would be this.

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I'll be ready

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Never you fear...

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Baywatch?!

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Oh, this is not good.

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You taped over

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my dead mother's
final words to me

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for an episode of Baywatch?!

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People, we are
in the homestretch.

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The wedding is in two days,

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and we can afford no mishaps.

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Shannon, I am looking at you.

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No arrests, no ditching town,

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and, please, no vaping
in the wedding pictures.

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Okay, very rude singling me out.

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But yeah, I was gonna do
all of those things.

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And, Freddy,

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given your very important role

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of walking this beauty
down the aisle,

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combined with your label

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of the least dependable person
in this family...

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Ha! In your face, Shannon.

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...we will be sending a limo

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to make sure that you arrive
at the venue on time.

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Rose, will it be a problem

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that I'm not speaking to
my father right now?

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Because I'm not speaking
to my father right now.

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Clem, I feel terrible.
I took the tape down

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to the boys at the lab.
They work wonders.

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So fingers crossed
they can recover something.

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Nick, will you please
ask my father

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if that's even possible?

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They're making it
their top priority.

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I told them not to solve
any murders

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until this gets done.

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Moving on.

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Clem, where are we
with the marriage license?

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All good. Going to the
courthouse to get it tomorrow.

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Great.
What time is your appointment?

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My appointment?

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Oh, God.

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Please tell me
you have an appointment.

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I didn't think
that you needed one.

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I figured
you could just show up.

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What happens

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if we can't get
the license tomorrow?

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Well, you can still go through
with the ceremony.

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You just won't be
legally married

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until you actually get
your license.

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Well, I don't want
to get fake married.

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I want it to mean something
when I say "I do"

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in front of my friends
and my family...

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and all those other people
that Rose invited.

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Yeah, I don't want to get
fake married, either.

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I want everything
to be perfect.

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This is the only
wedding I'll ever have.

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That's cute.

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See? Everything's
working out.

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We're gonna get our license,
everything's back on track,

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and I didn't waste any time
"making an appointment."

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Yeah, and it's my first
time at the courthouse

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without being cuffed.

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Sounds like it's a
big day for everybody.

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So sorry.
Just to confirm,

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your name is Clementine Barnes?

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Born New York, June 4, 1991?

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Yes.

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Clementine Lawrence Taylor
Barnes?

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Damn it, Dad.

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Yes.

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Your middle name
is Lawrence Taylor?

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How did I not know that?

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Says here
you're already married.

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What?What?!

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How did I not know that, L.T.?

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So, Clem, any other secrets
I should know about?

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Are you in the CIA?

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Are you actually
your own evil twin?

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Did you have a * phase?

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You know I had
a * phase.

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I know.
I just like hearing about it.

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There he is. My husband.

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Clemmy.

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Ben, I need a divorce.

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This is my date, David.

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Super confused
but loving the drama.

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Do you remember
a few years ago

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when we had what we thought was
a pretend wedding in Vegas?

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It turns out it wasn't pretend.

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We are really married.

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Oh, my God, are we the cutest?

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I mean, we're not notcute.

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Cosmo.

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Yeah, I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.

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Oh, of course.

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Thank you, Phyllis.

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You're welcome, dear.

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Ben, we need you
to come with us right now.

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We've got to fix this.

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David, I apologize,

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but I have to cut
this date short.

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My wife needs me.

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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.

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Okay, so the
last thing

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before we grant
the annulment:

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Can you attest that the marriage
was never consummated?

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Uh...I'll handle this.

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We were in Vegas
to see Céline Dion.

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That's good enough
for the state of New York.

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So, that's it?
We're not married anymore?

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Which means that we
can get married.

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Correct.

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once the paperwork's approved.

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Oh, uh, let me
get this straight.

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The "approved" stamp
is right there,

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and the paperwork
is right there,

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but you won't stamp it
for two weeks?

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I mean, if it's
really important to you,

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I can stamp it right now.

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But I can't give it to you
for two weeks.

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Wait, what am I even saying?

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I can't even do that.
But just saying it

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made me feel more alive
than I've felt in years.

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Well, can't you speak
to your supervisor or something?

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Oh, we're gonna do that dance?

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I'll be right back.

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Dude, maybe this whole
thing is just a sign.

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Our family just isn't
cut out for marriage.

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I mean, think about
Dad and Jolene.

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Or Dad and Carol.

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Or Dad and Other Carol.

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Look, I get your concern,
but I am nothing like Dad.

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Yeah, I mean, you've only
had one failed marriage.

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Hey, don't talk
to my wife that way.

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Okay, that didn't feel right.

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So, I spoke to my supervisor,

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and there's nothing we can do.

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Well, I'd like
to speak to them.

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Full disclosure,
there is no supervisor.

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I was just nuking a burrito.

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Well, I guess
our wedding's gonna be a sham.

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I'm sorry, Nick.

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Clem. Clem.

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I guess what happened in
Vegas didn't stay in Vegas.

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I'm sorry, Nicky.

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Look... Joe?

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I'm not taking no
for an answer.

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Did my fiancée do
some impulsive, crazy thing?

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Hell yeah, she did.

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Does it drive your boy nuts

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when she does stuff like that?
Hell yes, it does.

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But it's also the reason why
I love that woman.

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Because
without Clementine Barnes,

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without Clementine
Lawrence Taylor Barnes...

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...my life would be predictable.

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And boring.

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You know what I mean, Joe?

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I've filled out
the same three forms

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all day, every day,
for the last decade.

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So yeah, I know.

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Look, I just want my wedding
to be perfect,

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and it's not going to be
if it's not real, so...

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let me ask you, Joe.

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Will you be my hero?

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Me?

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Hero?

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Yeah, you heard me, Joe.

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This is rarely said
in my line of work, but...

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I'm gonna help you.

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Yeah!

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Okay, let's get this
show on the road.

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Is everybody ready, Walt?

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Yes, everyone that is here

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is absolutely ready.

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Who's not here?

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My dad.

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No, he's not.

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I'm sorry, sweetheart.

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Where the hell is he?

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Well, the Yankees are tied
in the ninth,

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so I'm gonna go with in line
for beer at Yankee Stadium.

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Wow. Shocking.

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You know what?
I raised myself.

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I can walk myself
down the aisle.

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Sweetheart, we can wait.

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No. I am done waiting.

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All I do is wait.
Wait for him to change.

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But you know what?
He is who he is.

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He's the kind of guy

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who would blow off
his own daughter's wedding

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to go to a Yankee game.

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Oh, wait a
minute, now, mister.

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You're not supposed
to be in here.Mom...

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Mom, it's okay.

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We just got a call
from your father's precinct.

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Freddy's been shot.

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Dad. It's us.

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You're gonna be okay.

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You're gonna pull through.

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You think that
he can hear me?

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Dad, it's Shannon.

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I love you.

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- Dad, listen to me.
- You can't die.

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Okay?

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I know I give you a hard time,
but I don't mean it.

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I forgive you for everything.

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Just... please...

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Could I get that
in writing, Clem?

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Dad!Dad!

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You let us think
that you were gonna die?

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It's not my fault you didn't
look around the room.

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But now we all know
how you girls really feel.

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Shannon loves me,
and Clem forgives me.

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Amen!

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So you're okay?Hey, yeah, I'll be fine.

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But the bullet's
still lodged in my hip.

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I'm gonna need surgery.

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What happened?

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Well, I was getting a shave,

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and some bastard robbed
the place.

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I stopped the guy, but his gun
went off when I tackled him.

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Since when do you get a shave?

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I wanted to look nice
for you, kiddo.

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Thanks, Dad.

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You look beautiful, by the way.

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So, how was
the wedding?

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Anybody get drunk
and take their shirt off?

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That was gonna be my big move.

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It hasn't happened yet.

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We rushed over here
as soon as we heard.

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You did?

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Yeah.

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Because you're my dad
and I love you.

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Even when I hate you.

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Well...

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well, get back over there.

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And for what it's worth,
I'm sorry I won't be able

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to walk you down the aisle
or see you get married.

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Me, too, Dad.

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But I promise you,
I'll be the first one there

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at your next wedding.

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Talk about signs, Clem.

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First the annulment thing.

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Now Dad literally
gets shot.

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Kind of feels like the universe
doesn't want you to get married.

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It kind of feels like you don't
want me to get married, Shannon.

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Wha...
You keep making
jokes, saying that

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I'm gonna end up
like Dad and Carol

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or Dad and Other Carol.

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Ah. Other Carol.

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Now, there was
an attractive Mennonite.

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Okay. I don't think that
you guys are gonna end up

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like Dad and anyone.

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I think that
you and Nick

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are gonna have
a great marriage.

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That's what
I'm worried about.

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I should get in touch
with Other Carol.

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What are you talking about?

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You guys are starting
a new life together,

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and a lot of things
are gonna change.

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You'll have a baby,

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and then you'll start
spending time with your baby,

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and eventually...

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y-you're not even gonna
want me around anymore.

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That's not true.

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There will always
be room for you.

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Do you mean that?

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Because I cannot live
with Dad again.

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No offense, Dad.

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Whatever. You love me.

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No take-backs.

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Shannon,

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you're my sister.

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You'll always have
a home with us.

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I see trees of green

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Red roses, too

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I see them bloom

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For me and for you

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And I think to myself

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What a wonderful world

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So pretty in the sky

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Are also on the faces

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Of the people going by

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"I love you"

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I hear babies cry

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I watch them grow

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They'll learn much more

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Than I'll ever know

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And I think to myself

00:15:09.458 --> 00:15:14.666
What a wonderful world

00:15:21.250 --> 00:15:22.583
Hey, everybody.

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I brought appetizers!

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They're not the Kobe beef
sliders we were gonna serve

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and I already
paid for, but...

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Who would like to
"snap into a Slim Jim"?

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Uh, Clem, I got a little
wedding gift for you.

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The tech nerds recovered
your mom's tape.

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Oh, my God.

00:15:41.208 --> 00:15:43.625
Okay, I was skeptical
at first, but...

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this is really good.

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If I had to give you
one piece of advice,

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it would be this:

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Never forget how much you love

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the person
you're about to marry,

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because that will carry you
through all the challenges

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that life throws your way.

00:16:01.458 --> 00:16:03.833
And... learn to ignore
the blemishes,

00:16:03.875 --> 00:16:05.666
like I did with your dad,

00:16:05.708 --> 00:16:07.875
because he
might not be perfect...

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or, like, even close to perfect,

00:16:10.958 --> 00:16:12.833
but, um...

00:16:12.875 --> 00:16:15.875
deep down,
that guy has always loved me

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more than anything in the world.

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Until he met you.

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I love you, sweetheart.

00:16:24.750 --> 00:16:26.916
I love you so much.

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Congratulations.

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Oh, she was
beautiful.

00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:40.000
Yeah, real classy broad.

00:16:41.333 --> 00:16:43.916
Hey, just came to check
on the patient. How you feeling?

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Like I got shot
by a meth-head.

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Oh, wait. I did.

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So, Doc, when do you think I'm
gonna get out of here, huh?

00:16:48.333 --> 00:16:50.791
So, Doc, when do you think I'm
gonna get out of here, huh?

00:16:50.833 --> 00:16:52.666
Well, you should be out
in a few days,

00:16:52.708 --> 00:16:54.708
but you've got
a long recovery ahead.

00:16:54.750 --> 00:16:56.708
He's gonna need months
of physical therapy,

00:16:56.750 --> 00:16:59.208
no strenuous activity,
no stairs.

00:16:59.208 --> 00:17:00.791
I'll be back
in a little bit.

00:17:02.875 --> 00:17:04.041
No stairs. Great.

00:17:04.083 --> 00:17:06.041
My building
doesn't even have an elevator.

00:17:07.083 --> 00:17:10.125
We have one.

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Are you serious?

00:17:12.250 --> 00:17:15.750
Clem. What are
you doing?

00:17:16.791 --> 00:17:18.750
I think I'm...

00:17:18.791 --> 00:17:21.041
asking Dad to come stay with us.

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Do I get any say in this?

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Nope. You're married now.

00:17:28.833 --> 00:17:31.250
Really? You guys
are sure about this?

00:17:31.291 --> 00:17:32.500
No.

00:17:32.541 --> 00:17:34.333
We have...

00:17:34.375 --> 00:17:37.833
never been less sure of anything
in our entire lives.

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