WEBVTT 00:01:29.135 --> 00:01:31.179 Today in PE, we're having a physical fitness test! 00:01:31.179 --> 00:01:34.641 No event is more worrisome for me than the physical fitness test. 00:01:34.641 --> 00:01:36.142 Today, all my actions will be recorded. 00:01:36.142 --> 00:01:38.812 Geez. What a pain... 00:01:38.812 --> 00:01:40.021 You got that right. 00:01:40.021 --> 00:01:43.399 Hard to get excited when they don't test things like competitive shooting or CQC. 00:01:43.399 --> 00:01:44.651 Are you two listening?! 00:01:44.651 --> 00:01:46.486 - You'll be punished if you slack off! - I need to focus on restraining myself. 00:01:46.486 --> 00:01:47.946 Ball Throw Test 00:01:49.322 --> 00:01:51.407 I'll put everything I've got into this throw! 00:01:51.407 --> 00:01:52.200 You don't need to. 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.160 Yaaahhh! 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:55.787 Whoa! That went crazy far! 00:01:56.412 --> 00:01:58.581 Hairo! 46.3 meters! 00:01:59.332 --> 00:02:00.542 You're sweating too much. 00:02:00.542 --> 00:02:02.627 You're even more fired up than usual! 00:02:02.627 --> 00:02:03.920 It's true. 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:07.132 In the past, I might have been lacking drive. 00:02:07.132 --> 00:02:07.507 When, exactly? 00:02:07.507 --> 00:02:10.176 But now, I have a powerful rival. 00:02:10.176 --> 00:02:13.263 The physical fitness test measures our overall athletic proficiency. 00:02:13.263 --> 00:02:15.056 It is the perfect battleground for us! 00:02:15.056 --> 00:02:17.725 Watching you filled me with motivation! 00:02:17.725 --> 00:02:20.812 Well, Nendou? You must be pretty motivated yourself now, right? 00:02:21.688 --> 00:02:23.189 Nendou, 51.8 meters! 00:02:23.189 --> 00:02:24.315 What?! 00:02:24.315 --> 00:02:26.818 Nendou threw it 51.8 meters. 00:02:26.818 --> 00:02:27.402 Huh? That's okay, I guess. 00:02:27.402 --> 00:02:29.612 - Talk about a change of tone. - He should know his place. 00:02:29.612 --> 00:02:32.699 But man, 46 meters is amazing! 00:02:32.699 --> 00:02:34.325 No, 51 meters really is more... 00:02:34.325 --> 00:02:35.243 Next, Saiki! 00:02:35.243 --> 00:02:37.912 I'll go while they're all focused on Hairo. 00:02:37.912 --> 00:02:39.372 Sidestep Test 00:02:41.332 --> 00:02:42.292 Stop! 00:02:42.292 --> 00:02:44.210 This one was simple. 00:02:44.210 --> 00:02:46.045 I just had to copy the guy in front of me. 00:02:46.045 --> 00:02:49.215 I did however slip up in the ball throw. 00:02:52.343 --> 00:02:54.220 Good thing no one was watching. 00:02:54.220 --> 00:02:56.556 Whoa, Hairo got 79 times! 00:02:56.556 --> 00:03:00.059 Nendou, you may have bested me in throwing power, but I'll be the victor in agility. 00:03:00.059 --> 00:03:01.686 Next group, you're up! 00:03:02.645 --> 00:03:04.856 How can he move like that with those *s? 00:03:04.856 --> 00:03:08.276 They look more like delts than breasts at this point. 00:03:08.276 --> 00:03:09.152 Nendou got 81. 00:03:09.152 --> 00:03:12.030 - Nendou... Just what kind of monster are you? - Whatever. Did you see this week's Jump? 00:03:12.030 --> 00:03:13.489 Go, Hairo! Grip Strength Test 00:03:13.489 --> 00:03:15.450 Show us your spirit! 00:03:15.450 --> 00:03:16.993 Whoa, 63 kilograms?! 00:03:16.993 --> 00:03:18.244 Hairo is incredible! 00:03:18.244 --> 00:03:20.455 Personally, I found his face more shocking. 00:03:20.455 --> 00:03:22.332 So, can you beat my grip strength? 00:03:22.332 --> 00:03:24.626 I heard Nendou pulled 84 kilograms. 00:03:24.626 --> 00:03:26.753 84?! Th-That's... 00:03:26.753 --> 00:03:29.172 What a man! And he still has those *s?! 00:03:29.172 --> 00:03:30.632 That's not much of a factor here. 00:03:31.424 --> 00:03:33.593 Whoops. I pulled too much. 00:03:33.593 --> 00:03:35.345 Oh well, I'll make it loop around. 00:03:35.345 --> 00:03:36.721 Things are going well. 00:03:37.263 --> 00:03:39.182 What's Kaidou doing? 00:03:39.182 --> 00:03:41.100 S-Saiki! 00:03:43.603 --> 00:03:46.314 I-It's not what it looks like! I have a good reason for this! 00:03:46.314 --> 00:03:47.815 A grip strength of 16-kg, huh? 00:03:48.566 --> 00:03:50.985 If I remove the seal on this hand, I can pull at least 2 tons. 00:03:50.985 --> 00:03:53.112 Isn't 0.8% power a bit too much restraint? 00:03:53.112 --> 00:03:55.323 And 26 times on the sidestep... 00:03:56.741 --> 00:03:59.911 I was moving so fast that it looked slow to normal eyes. 00:03:59.911 --> 00:04:01.162 So you're a fan blade now? 00:04:01.162 --> 00:04:03.206 And 6 meters for the ball throw? 00:04:03.206 --> 00:04:07.460 Th-The ball encircled the Earth, so it actually went the Earth's circumference plus that. 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:08.544 Are you a child? 00:04:08.544 --> 00:04:10.004 Forward Bend Test 00:04:10.004 --> 00:04:12.257 Finally, we come to the last battle. 00:04:12.257 --> 00:04:14.926 If I lose here, it will be complete and utter defeat for me. 00:04:14.926 --> 00:04:18.513 - What's more, flexibility is one of my weak points. - What? You're still competing? 00:04:19.264 --> 00:04:20.765 His *s are in his way! 00:04:20.765 --> 00:04:22.267 Nendou, 34 centimeters. 00:04:22.267 --> 00:04:23.309 These are in the way! 00:04:23.309 --> 00:04:24.227 Just remove them. 00:04:24.227 --> 00:04:26.145 All right! I think I can... 00:04:26.145 --> 00:04:27.772 Hairo, 65 centimeters! 00:04:27.772 --> 00:04:30.525 - Yeaaaah! I won! - Are you satisfied with that? 00:04:30.525 --> 00:04:31.651 Nendou! 00:04:31.651 --> 00:04:33.278 That was a splendid battle. 00:04:33.278 --> 00:04:34.904 You really are my greatest rival! 00:04:34.904 --> 00:04:36.030 To next time! 00:04:36.531 --> 00:04:38.616 - Yeah! - You're acting all triumphant, but you lost, right? 00:04:39.617 --> 00:04:41.494 Losers licking each other's wounds, eh? 00:04:41.494 --> 00:04:42.578 Kaidou! 00:04:42.996 --> 00:04:44.455 At least I can show some mercy. 00:04:44.455 --> 00:04:46.582 I'll finish this with my overwhelming power. 00:04:46.582 --> 00:04:47.667 What are you talk... 00:04:47.667 --> 00:04:49.585 Wh... What?! 00:04:49.585 --> 00:04:51.838 Kaidou, 74.3 centimeters. 00:04:51.838 --> 00:04:55.216 Do you know what they called me in middle school? 00:04:55.216 --> 00:04:57.385 Kaidou the Cave-Dwelling Bend Master! 00:04:57.385 --> 00:04:57.927 Wow, lame. 00:04:57.927 --> 00:04:59.595 I... lost... 00:05:00.847 --> 00:05:04.642 - I guess I inadvertently revealed another of my hidden powers! - Why is everyone acting like they won? 00:05:04.642 --> 00:05:05.977 Okay, it's time for clean up! 00:05:05.977 --> 00:05:07.603 Always someone above you, huh? 00:05:07.603 --> 00:05:10.356 I never would've thought Kaidou would show me that. 00:05:10.356 --> 00:05:11.941 "Always someone above you," huh? 00:05:13.693 --> 00:05:15.611 I'd like to meet such a person if they exist. 00:05:15.611 --> 00:05:17.947 Where did my right * go? 00:05:24.996 --> 00:05:27.540 He came again?! I'm gonna chase him away! 00:05:27.540 --> 00:05:30.126 I've saved this damn cat before, and ever since, 00:05:30.126 --> 00:05:33.046 he's been coming here to harass us nearly every day. 00:05:33.046 --> 00:05:34.005 That's because... 00:05:34.005 --> 00:05:37.633 Cats are adored and worshipped by all of mankind. 00:05:37.633 --> 00:05:40.720 But that guy hasn't once *ed up to me! 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:43.556 I won't tolerate such pompous behavior from a lowly human! 00:05:43.556 --> 00:05:45.516 Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. 00:05:45.516 --> 00:05:47.477 While it's true that most people like cats, 00:05:47.894 --> 00:05:49.437 that doesn't mean they all do. 00:05:49.437 --> 00:05:51.397 Are you hungy-wungies? 00:05:51.397 --> 00:05:52.357 Here's your foody-woody! 00:05:52.357 --> 00:05:54.776 Well, my father isn't exactly helping my case. 00:05:54.776 --> 00:05:55.943 Want some of these yummies? 00:05:55.943 --> 00:05:57.987 Hey, weren't you going to chase him away? 00:05:57.987 --> 00:06:01.783 Look, I was gonna lure Amp in with this canned cat food and then chase him off. 00:06:01.783 --> 00:06:03.034 - I never even thought of pet— - Don't name him! 00:06:04.285 --> 00:06:06.412 This man is already under my control. 00:06:06.412 --> 00:06:08.081 It's only a matter of time for you. 00:06:08.081 --> 00:06:10.333 I'll come by every day until you pet me. 00:06:11.834 --> 00:06:13.503 Hey, don't touch me, insolent human! 00:06:13.503 --> 00:06:15.755 - He hasn't let me pet him yet. - If you want to pet me, ask first! 00:06:15.755 --> 00:06:17.507 - Please let me pet you! - Kneel down and beg! 00:06:17.507 --> 00:06:19.634 I might let you pet me about three tim... Huh? 00:06:20.218 --> 00:06:21.302 Now what is it? 00:06:21.302 --> 00:06:23.054 What's with that face? 00:06:29.102 --> 00:06:31.896 Oho. I might be able to use this. 00:06:31.896 --> 00:06:34.857 - Hey! Where's my food?! - Here's your foody-woody! 00:06:34.857 --> 00:06:36.150 Canned cat food again? 00:06:36.150 --> 00:06:37.527 Tch. Whatever. 00:06:37.527 --> 00:06:40.321 And stop with the baby talk. It's pissing me off! 00:06:40.321 --> 00:06:41.656 Now's my chance! 00:06:41.656 --> 00:06:42.615 Whoa! What? 00:06:43.116 --> 00:06:45.576 Who are you?! I've never seen you before! 00:06:46.035 --> 00:06:48.371 Let's say my name is Sai. 00:06:48.371 --> 00:06:52.792 Transformation. With this power, I can change my form into anything. 00:06:52.792 --> 00:06:54.585 But the process does take about two hours. 00:06:54.585 --> 00:06:57.046 Whoa! There's another cat here! 00:06:57.046 --> 00:06:59.841 - Just where did you come from? - This old fart is such a creep. 00:06:59.841 --> 00:07:03.094 - You look like someone I know. You're such a cutie-wootie! - By the way, there is one other drawback. 00:07:03.094 --> 00:07:05.054 This only applies to my non-human guises. 00:07:05.054 --> 00:07:06.556 Oh, a cat punch? 00:07:06.556 --> 00:07:09.725 As I'm unused to non-human bodies, it's hard to control my strength. 00:07:10.226 --> 00:07:13.396 What a cat punch. This cat could conquer the world. 00:07:13.396 --> 00:07:15.857 - Whoops. I did it right after my explanation. - Y-You're amazing... 00:07:15.857 --> 00:07:16.941 But more importantly... 00:07:16.941 --> 00:07:19.360 What? You wanna fight? Step off! I'm not scared or anything though! 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:20.820 Come with me, Amp. 00:07:21.737 --> 00:07:23.573 What?! That's Pussy! 00:07:23.573 --> 00:07:25.116 Why did you bring me here? 00:07:25.116 --> 00:07:28.703 He's probably been making such a ruckus because he's in heat. 00:07:28.703 --> 00:07:30.997 I'd rather not help him, but it seems to be my best option. 00:07:30.997 --> 00:07:33.416 Y-You want me to confess my love to Pussy?! 00:07:34.083 --> 00:07:37.712 Wh-Why should I? I don't really care for that she-cat! 00:07:37.712 --> 00:07:39.172 You're not hiding it very well. 00:07:39.172 --> 00:07:41.090 Yeah, it's like you said. 00:07:41.090 --> 00:07:42.800 I'm in love with Pussy. 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:45.720 I wanna mate with her so bad. 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:48.806 If you were human, what you just said would've been a major faux pas. 00:07:48.806 --> 00:07:51.767 But it's not gonna happen. She'd never give me the time of day. 00:07:52.226 --> 00:07:53.936 And who do you think I am? 00:07:53.936 --> 00:07:56.772 I may be a cat at the moment, but it's still me here. I've got a plan. 00:07:57.982 --> 00:08:00.193 Sai! She's in the alley over there. 00:08:00.193 --> 00:08:01.360 We'll do as we planned, okay? 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:03.279 Make sure you don't mess up! 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:04.906 Tell that to yourself. 00:08:04.906 --> 00:08:06.699 Talk about a surprise. 00:08:06.699 --> 00:08:08.618 I can't believe he's got such an amazing plan. 00:08:08.618 --> 00:08:11.287 - First, Sai will harass Pussy. - Hey, why not play with me? I've got catnip. 00:08:11.287 --> 00:08:13.956 - Stop! One wrong move and you'll regret it! - Then I'll swoop in at the right moment to stop him. 00:08:13.956 --> 00:08:17.043 - After knocking him out to show how cool I am, I'll confess. - Ha! Give it up already! 00:08:18.628 --> 00:08:20.713 What an ingenious plan! 00:08:20.713 --> 00:08:22.298 There's no way it'll fail! 00:08:22.298 --> 00:08:22.924 There he goes! 00:08:23.508 --> 00:08:27.553 - Stop! One wrong move and you'll regret it! - Oh! What a cute butterfly! 00:08:27.553 --> 00:08:28.346 What? 00:08:28.346 --> 00:08:31.516 Wh-What did you say? "One wrong move"? What are you going to do to me? 00:08:31.516 --> 00:08:33.851 I-It's not like that! Um, what was I supposed to say? 00:08:33.851 --> 00:08:35.895 Uh, g-g-give it up already! 00:08:35.895 --> 00:08:37.772 Oh no, he's a pervert! 00:08:37.772 --> 00:08:40.358 - Someone, help me! - No, no, no! Hold on a sec! 00:08:40.358 --> 00:08:41.943 - Good grief. I make a quick bathroom stop and this happens? - No! 00:08:41.943 --> 00:08:43.486 Help me! 00:08:43.486 --> 00:08:45.404 - Quiet down! - Looks like the plan failed. 00:08:45.404 --> 00:08:46.531 Guess I'll go save him. 00:08:47.031 --> 00:08:48.616 - Sai! Good timing! - Help! 00:08:48.616 --> 00:08:49.992 - Hurry and clear this up already! - Noooo! 00:08:52.370 --> 00:08:55.331 I did it again. I forgot to hold back my strength. 00:08:55.331 --> 00:08:56.415 Thank you very much! 00:08:56.415 --> 00:08:58.876 You're very strong! I'd like to mate... 00:08:58.876 --> 00:09:00.586 I mean, know your name! 00:09:00.586 --> 00:09:01.879 A Few Days Later 00:09:02.630 --> 00:09:05.216 Hey, where'd you go?! Get your * out here, Sai! 00:09:05.216 --> 00:09:07.510 He was so incredible. 00:09:07.510 --> 00:09:10.513 Ever since that day, I haven't stop thinking about him. 00:09:10.513 --> 00:09:14.392 Amp! Pussy! Here's your foody-woody! 00:09:14.392 --> 00:09:15.685 We got another cat. 00:09:26.445 --> 00:09:31.492 I don't play the games everyone else does as I'll always overhear spoilers with telepathy. 00:09:31.492 --> 00:09:34.537 Thus, I play the games that no one cares about. 00:09:34.537 --> 00:09:35.955 That is, awful games. 00:09:36.372 --> 00:09:37.915 Olfana's Story X-2. 00:09:37.915 --> 00:09:39.375 It was 100 yen. 00:09:39.375 --> 00:09:41.335 I was curious about the one next to this, 00:09:41.335 --> 00:09:44.297 but that game gave off an even worse vibe. 00:09:47.383 --> 00:09:49.135 This is Olfana, a land in another world. 00:09:49.135 --> 00:09:50.761 Whoa, it started abruptly. 00:09:50.761 --> 00:09:54.557 The people of Olfana are oppressed by the threat of demons called the Necrosofias. 00:09:54.557 --> 00:09:57.602 The Necrosofias have a mysterious power called Mind, 00:09:57.602 --> 00:10:01.147 and are planning to conquer Olfana and enact their fiendish "Limited Edition" plot. 00:10:01.147 --> 00:10:02.690 In order to stop them, 00:10:02.690 --> 00:10:04.984 - the king formed an expedition force called Marshal. - This all sounds like gibberish. 00:10:04.984 --> 00:10:07.361 - Each member of Marshal has their own unique Orment, which has a power similar to Mind. - Whatever. I'll skip the opening. 00:10:07.361 --> 00:10:09.363 Hopefully I'll pick things up in-game. 00:10:10.823 --> 00:10:12.992 It's no good. It won't let me skip it. 00:10:13.409 --> 00:10:16.412 The people of Olfana named this power Excel. 00:10:16.412 --> 00:10:17.747 Just call both Mind. 00:10:17.747 --> 00:10:20.416 I guess I'll look up these words while I'm waiting. 00:10:20.416 --> 00:10:22.126 Now there are even more terms I don't know. 00:10:22.126 --> 00:10:23.294 Dodge! 00:10:24.086 --> 00:10:26.130 Awful Game Hallmark #3 A QTE suddenly starts mid-cutscene 00:10:27.423 --> 00:10:28.424 I failed... 00:10:29.091 --> 00:10:31.052 Awful Game Hallmark #4 ...and causes instadeath. 00:10:31.886 --> 00:10:33.596 I only have myself to blame for that one. 00:10:33.596 --> 00:10:35.598 I shouldn't have put down the controller. 00:10:35.598 --> 00:10:36.932 I'll let it go and try again. 00:10:37.975 --> 00:10:39.435 Awful Game Hallmark #5 No retry option. 00:10:39.435 --> 00:10:41.646 Yep, from the beginning. 00:10:43.314 --> 00:10:45.024 It's a piece of cake once I'm ready for it. 00:10:45.024 --> 00:10:48.653 Good grief. I had to sit through that long opening twice. 00:10:49.153 --> 00:10:50.863 I hope I can save soo... 00:10:51.405 --> 00:10:52.615 It froze. 00:10:52.740 --> 00:10:56.494 Awful Game Hallmark #6 Full of bugs. You can't play awful games if you can't tolerate little problems like this. 00:10:58.245 --> 00:10:59.664 Success! 00:10:59.664 --> 00:11:01.874 Finally, some progress. 00:11:01.874 --> 00:11:04.085 Hey, you're not too bad. 00:11:04.877 --> 00:11:06.045 Is that the guy on the cover? 00:11:06.045 --> 00:11:07.171 But you're still green, rookie. Awful Game Hallmark #7 00:11:07.171 --> 00:11:08.839 The boxart and in-game graphics look completely different. 00:11:08.839 --> 00:11:09.882 No big deal. 00:11:09.882 --> 00:11:12.426 Most modern games focus too much on graphics anyway. 00:11:12.426 --> 00:11:13.886 - Look at that. - The gameplay is what's important. 00:11:13.886 --> 00:11:16.430 The Necrosofias are really giving us trouble. 00:11:16.430 --> 00:11:18.766 They've even breached our kingdom's walls! 00:11:18.766 --> 00:11:22.895 But we're going to put a stop to them, in the name of Marshal! 00:11:22.895 --> 00:11:25.564 The enemy is attacking the kingdom, eh? 00:11:25.564 --> 00:11:27.692 Playing the game makes it easier to get the jargon. 00:11:27.692 --> 00:11:29.527 I'm Tom. Glad to have you on the team. 00:11:29.527 --> 00:11:32.446 Once you're used to them, the graphics aren't too bad either. 00:11:32.446 --> 00:11:34.240 This might've been a good buy. 00:11:34.990 --> 00:11:36.492 Awful Game Hallmark #3 A QTE suddenly starts mid-cutscene. 00:11:36.492 --> 00:11:38.411 What, think you're too good to shake hands? 00:11:38.411 --> 00:11:40.246 Are you one of the Necrosofias? 00:11:43.541 --> 00:11:45.334 Let's work together. 00:11:45.876 --> 00:11:46.460 All right. 00:11:46.460 --> 00:11:47.670 We're brothers-in-arms! 00:11:47.670 --> 00:11:48.796 Bite me, Tom. 00:11:48.796 --> 00:11:50.673 I only shook hands because I had to. 00:11:50.673 --> 00:11:52.216 You're no brother of mine. 00:11:52.216 --> 00:11:53.926 Let's make it through this alive! 00:11:53.926 --> 00:11:54.885 I hope they get you. 00:11:54.885 --> 00:11:56.595 Here they come! 00:11:56.595 --> 00:11:57.930 Watch my back! 00:11:57.930 --> 00:12:00.349 I see. I need to watch out for attacks from behind. 00:12:00.349 --> 00:12:03.102 A battle? Is this going to be tough too? 00:12:03.102 --> 00:12:04.562 Take this! 00:12:04.562 --> 00:12:06.355 They're so weak. Maybe I'll be fine. 00:12:06.355 --> 00:12:07.314 Take this! 00:12:07.773 --> 00:12:09.525 So this guy fights alongside me, huh? 00:12:09.525 --> 00:12:10.693 There! 00:12:10.693 --> 00:12:11.902 He's so weak! 2 points? 00:12:11.902 --> 00:12:13.154 How did he kill me earlier if he's this weak? 00:12:13.195 --> 00:12:15.406 Awful Game Character Hallmark #1 They're super strong when they're an enemy, but they're weak as an ally. 00:12:17.366 --> 00:12:18.409 He's useless. 00:12:18.409 --> 00:12:20.911 Oh well. Hopefully I can manage by myself. 00:12:21.412 --> 00:12:23.456 What? Seriously? 00:12:23.456 --> 00:12:26.250 Don't tell me I have to protect him while I fight. 00:12:26.250 --> 00:12:29.295 The gramps who attacks you just because you refuse to shake hands? 00:12:31.464 --> 00:12:32.423 Take this! 00:12:32.423 --> 00:12:35.509 It's all over if they attack Tom. It's all up to chance. 00:12:35.509 --> 00:12:36.510 Ha! One down! 00:12:36.510 --> 00:12:38.471 Awful Game Character Hallmark #2 Even though they weighed you down, they act like they're the one who beat the enemies in the victory cutscene. 00:12:38.471 --> 00:12:41.515 I haven't gotten very far and I'm already sick of him. 00:12:41.515 --> 00:12:42.850 Am I still not at the save point? 00:12:43.934 --> 00:12:45.102 They're not dead yet? 00:12:45.102 --> 00:12:46.812 I guess there's only one option left. 00:12:46.812 --> 00:12:48.606 Finish them with Excel! 00:12:48.606 --> 00:12:51.859 All right. Here's my 16 hits per second, real deal button mash. 00:12:51.859 --> 00:12:54.445 I've never seen this kind of control scheme before. Awful Game Hallmark #8 Unconventional controls. 00:12:54.945 --> 00:12:55.696 I won't lose. 00:12:57.615 --> 00:12:58.949 Excel! 00:12:59.533 --> 00:13:00.201 All right! 00:13:00.201 --> 00:13:01.619 Finally, a save point! 00:13:01.619 --> 00:13:04.330 Never before has the save screen brought me such joy! 00:13:04.330 --> 00:13:06.582 That was a long battle... 00:13:06.582 --> 00:13:08.584 Oops. I broke the controller. Better fix it while I have the chance. 00:13:08.584 --> 00:13:10.711 — Restoration — The ability to return objects to their prior state one day earlier. 00:13:11.170 --> 00:13:14.423 At any rate, I'm finally free of that long opening cutscene. 00:13:14.715 --> 00:13:16.091 Huh? Why am I seeing this screen? 00:13:17.176 --> 00:13:18.761 The cable is connected to...! 00:13:20.179 --> 00:13:22.389 This is Olfana, a land in another world. 00:13:22.389 --> 00:13:23.390 Excel! 00:13:31.232 --> 00:13:33.692 Soon the world will be bathed in blood... 00:13:33.692 --> 00:13:36.487 Kaidou's eighth-grader syndrome is as bad as ever. 00:13:36.487 --> 00:13:38.239 The time of awakening is at hand, Saiki. 00:13:38.239 --> 00:13:39.240 Why don't you wake up? 00:13:39.657 --> 00:13:41.325 Well then, Saiki. See you tomorrow. 00:13:41.325 --> 00:13:43.035 Assuming there is a tomorrow, that is. 00:13:43.994 --> 00:13:45.246 Oh, hi sweetheart! 00:13:45.246 --> 00:13:46.205 Are you headed home? 00:13:46.205 --> 00:13:48.165 W-Welcome back, Mama! 00:13:48.165 --> 00:13:48.916 "Mama"?! 00:13:48.916 --> 00:13:51.335 Are these your friends? Hello, I'm Shun's mother. 00:13:51.335 --> 00:13:52.920 Let's just go home! 00:13:52.920 --> 00:13:54.964 What's the matter? We live close by. 00:13:54.964 --> 00:13:56.674 Why don't you invite them over for tea? 00:13:56.674 --> 00:14:00.135 What?! W-Well, he's very busy. Hey, isn't that right? 00:14:00.135 --> 00:14:03.264 - Yeah, I do have some stuff I was gonna do today... - Come on, get the hint... 00:14:03.264 --> 00:14:04.849 Actually, it was nothing big. 00:14:05.516 --> 00:14:07.142 Are you busy as well? 00:14:07.142 --> 00:14:08.686 I think I'll pass. 00:14:08.686 --> 00:14:12.106 I got some coffee jelly from the neighborhood association. Why don't we have it together? 00:14:12.106 --> 00:14:14.066 - What? You're coming?! - Get a move on. Take us there already! 00:14:14.066 --> 00:14:16.026 Please make yourself at home. It's huge! 00:14:16.819 --> 00:14:18.946 This is Shun's room. It's big! 00:14:18.946 --> 00:14:22.575 You can do somersaults on the floor! Yeah, but why would you? 00:14:23.325 --> 00:14:24.702 He's a lively fellow, isn't he? 00:14:25.286 --> 00:14:27.246 Well, I'll go make some tea. 00:14:27.246 --> 00:14:28.372 Th-Thanks! 00:14:28.372 --> 00:14:31.000 Hey, runt. You call your mom "Mama," huh? 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.334 - You a goody-goody at home? - You just had to bring it up. 00:14:32.835 --> 00:14:35.296 - She calls you "sweetheart," huh? - Shut up! 00:14:35.754 --> 00:14:37.590 I can't say anything to that either. 00:14:37.590 --> 00:14:39.466 A-A goody-goody? Don't be ridiculous. 00:14:39.466 --> 00:14:40.926 I just don't want a civilian involved. 00:14:40.926 --> 00:14:44.346 After all, my identity in this world is Shun Kaidou, not The Jet-Black Wings. 00:14:44.346 --> 00:14:47.391 And Mama is short for Magnificent Malevolence. 00:14:47.391 --> 00:14:49.643 - That's how we address our mothers in my home world. - Calm down there, sweetheart. 00:14:49.643 --> 00:14:51.103 What are you doing, you *?! 00:14:51.103 --> 00:14:52.771 Looking for dirty mags, duh. 00:14:52.771 --> 00:14:53.981 What?! I don't have that stuff! 00:14:53.981 --> 00:14:55.816 Oh? This looks suspicious. 00:14:55.816 --> 00:14:57.401 Oh? What's this? 00:14:57.401 --> 00:14:57.985 That's... 00:14:57.985 --> 00:14:59.862 Don't touch that notebook! 00:14:59.862 --> 00:15:01.405 Our friendship is over if you open it! 00:15:01.405 --> 00:15:03.616 Put that notebook down, Nendou. He's serious. 00:15:03.616 --> 00:15:04.825 What's the big deal? 00:15:04.825 --> 00:15:08.621 Those with eighth-grader syndrome have notebooks they never want anyone else to see. 00:15:08.621 --> 00:15:11.123 You're no fun. I'll go check out the shelves then. 00:15:11.123 --> 00:15:13.751 Stop it! How dare you mess up my sanctuary, bastard! 00:15:13.751 --> 00:15:14.293 I'm back. 00:15:14.293 --> 00:15:16.587 - Really, you sure like to get into trouble, huh? - You turn on a dime. 00:15:17.212 --> 00:15:19.632 I know it can be tough since he's so shy, 00:15:19.632 --> 00:15:22.301 but I hope you can continue to get along with him. 00:15:22.301 --> 00:15:26.555 Stop it, Ma... Mom. She's quite different from my mom. 00:15:26.555 --> 00:15:29.183 So what colleges are you two shooting for? 00:15:29.183 --> 00:15:31.185 Ma—Mom, it's too soon to talk about that! 00:15:31.185 --> 00:15:33.145 What? It's important to start this early. 00:15:33.145 --> 00:15:36.231 As second-years, you must be studying for your college exams by now, right? 00:15:36.231 --> 00:15:37.274 So which schools? 00:15:37.274 --> 00:15:38.651 You sure are funny, granny. 00:15:38.651 --> 00:15:39.151 "Granny"? 00:15:39.151 --> 00:15:41.195 Why would we shoot at a college? 00:15:41.195 --> 00:15:43.572 - Is this a sequel to Assassination Classroom? - What the hell is he saying? 00:15:43.572 --> 00:15:45.658 No, she means a college you want to go to. 00:15:45.658 --> 00:15:48.410 Oh, I'm not going to college. I'm gonna be a company president! 00:15:48.410 --> 00:15:49.828 Well, good luck with that. 00:15:49.828 --> 00:15:50.871 H-How about you? 00:15:50.871 --> 00:15:53.165 I haven't given it much thought. 00:15:53.165 --> 00:15:53.874 Besides... 00:15:53.874 --> 00:15:56.085 This is all I can think of right now. 00:15:56.085 --> 00:15:59.296 - Are you two even thinking about your futures? - Here we go... 00:15:59.296 --> 00:16:02.883 College prep begins the moment you start high school! 00:16:02.883 --> 00:16:06.762 Shun goes to cram school three times a week and studies at least three hours a day. 00:16:06.762 --> 00:16:09.264 You two at least prep before all your regular and extra classes, right? 00:16:11.225 --> 00:16:12.226 Shun! Come with me! 00:16:12.226 --> 00:16:14.395 You two work on workbooks! 00:16:14.395 --> 00:16:16.105 You can have snacks when you're done! 00:16:16.105 --> 00:16:18.524 Stop associating with those two. 00:16:18.524 --> 00:16:20.401 They're a bad influence. 00:16:20.401 --> 00:16:23.404 You should have friends who are your equals or above you. 00:16:23.404 --> 00:16:25.280 You don't have time to play around! 00:16:25.280 --> 00:16:26.949 Seems his mom's obsessed with his education. 00:16:26.949 --> 00:16:28.367 But, she's right. 00:16:28.367 --> 00:16:29.785 Are the dirty mags in here? 00:16:29.785 --> 00:16:33.205 His grades have been suffering, and it is a critical time for him. 00:16:33.205 --> 00:16:36.750 Plus, I would like nothing more than having him avoid me. 00:16:36.750 --> 00:16:39.086 - I wouldn't have to deal with him bothering me anymore. - I won't, Mama. 00:16:39.545 --> 00:16:41.714 My friends... mean a lot to me. 00:16:41.714 --> 00:16:44.425 I want to keep spending time with them. Please? 00:16:45.342 --> 00:16:47.636 What, sweetheart? Are you disobeying me? 00:16:47.636 --> 00:16:49.346 N-No, it's not like that! 00:16:49.346 --> 00:16:49.805 What a wimp. 00:16:49.805 --> 00:16:52.182 If you won't tell them, I will, okay? 00:16:53.058 --> 00:16:56.145 This may be the first time he's ever tried to disobey me... 00:16:57.229 --> 00:17:00.524 What are you two doing?! I told you to study! 00:17:00.524 --> 00:17:02.651 I don't want you around my... What? 00:17:02.651 --> 00:17:05.654 What? They're finished? It hasn't even been ten minutes! 00:17:06.113 --> 00:17:07.740 Are these two... prodigies?! 00:17:07.740 --> 00:17:09.283 Please wait, Mama! 00:17:09.283 --> 00:17:10.909 I know what you said, but... Huh? 00:17:10.909 --> 00:17:13.495 I hope you continue getting along with Shun! 00:17:13.495 --> 00:17:16.290 Oh, sweetheart! What wonderful friends you have! 00:17:16.290 --> 00:17:19.126 I didn't do this for you. I just wanted the coffee jelly. 00:17:19.126 --> 00:17:21.920 - Leave him to me! I'll turn the runt into a proper man. - Also, I didn't want to get lumped in with him. 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.715 Why don't you study with them, sweetheart? 00:17:24.715 --> 00:17:28.260 Huh? "Scenario for The Jet-Black Wings"? What is this? 00:17:41.815 --> 00:17:43.984 Please lend me your aid, Saiki! 00:17:43.984 --> 00:17:44.860 No. 00:17:44.860 --> 00:17:47.446 That's Yoriko Itano. She's in the same class as me. 00:17:47.446 --> 00:17:48.155 Isn't she cute?! 00:17:48.155 --> 00:17:50.365 - I do not care. - Her birthday is December 3rd. 00:17:50.365 --> 00:17:51.533 Her blood type is O. 00:17:51.533 --> 00:17:54.161 - She's 160 cm tall and weighs 43 kg. - I won't help you no matter what you say. 00:17:54.161 --> 00:17:55.913 Her measurements are 81-59-83. 00:17:55.913 --> 00:17:58.123 She likes to listen to music. She can play the synthesizer. As a kid... 00:17:58.123 --> 00:17:59.249 Want me to call the police? 00:17:59.249 --> 00:18:00.876 Her guardian spirit told me all that! 00:18:00.876 --> 00:18:03.253 I went to see him each and every day! 00:18:03.253 --> 00:18:03.921 Hey there. 00:18:03.921 --> 00:18:05.130 - Can I sit next to you? - You're like some nearly retired detective on a tough case. 00:18:05.130 --> 00:18:05.964 What? 00:18:05.964 --> 00:18:06.924 You're here again? 00:18:06.924 --> 00:18:12.096 - Thanks to him, I even know how many moles she has now. - I guess some crimes are above the law. 00:18:12.096 --> 00:18:14.473 If you like her so much, why not go talk to her? 00:18:14.473 --> 00:18:16.975 - I get really nervous around her. - Not my problem. 00:18:16.975 --> 00:18:20.896 That's why I want you to use your powers to make her do whatever I want. 00:18:20.896 --> 00:18:21.855 You're despicable. 00:18:23.482 --> 00:18:25.984 - I figured you'd turn me down. - Your eyes said otherwise. 00:18:25.984 --> 00:18:29.613 Okay, then. I'll do it myself. Can you at least tell me you won't interfere? 00:18:29.613 --> 00:18:32.366 I won't, unless it's unethical or inappropriate for TV. 00:18:32.366 --> 00:18:37.162 I have unusual abilities of my own. I could nab a girlfriend or two easily! 00:18:37.162 --> 00:18:39.081 That's not something you should nab. 00:18:39.081 --> 00:18:40.541 So, are you going or not? 00:18:40.541 --> 00:18:41.875 Now's your chance. 00:18:41.875 --> 00:18:43.961 Who knows what you'll do if I'm not watching. 00:18:43.961 --> 00:18:44.837 Well, fine. 00:18:44.837 --> 00:18:48.715 This is a good chance to demonstrate my new ability: spirit channeling! 00:18:48.715 --> 00:18:51.760 Spirit Channeling A skill in which you allow a dead person to possess your body to behave like them. 00:18:51.760 --> 00:18:53.637 This guy will be possessing me. 00:18:53.637 --> 00:18:54.555 You know I can't see him. 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:55.347 Psychometry 00:18:55.347 --> 00:18:56.640 His name is Raiya. 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:58.684 He's been a real womanizer since he was alive. 00:18:58.684 --> 00:18:59.184 Ciao. 00:18:59.184 --> 00:19:00.894 He's a former top host. 00:19:00.894 --> 00:19:02.563 He made a move on every woman he met. 00:19:02.563 --> 00:19:05.941 After he felt up 48 women at once, he met his own end at a woman's hands. 00:19:05.941 --> 00:19:08.986 Dunno if they were that idol group or whatever, but I'd say I slept with all of them. 00:19:08.986 --> 00:19:09.862 Is this guy nuts? 00:19:09.862 --> 00:19:11.280 Possess! 00:19:13.407 --> 00:19:15.492 Now I can sleep with those idol girls. 00:19:15.492 --> 00:19:16.076 No, you can't. 00:19:16.076 --> 00:19:17.703 You're fine with this, right? 00:19:17.703 --> 00:19:18.912 You can switch back? 00:19:18.912 --> 00:19:20.956 My consciousness obviously stays with me. 00:19:20.956 --> 00:19:24.585 Lots of ghosts want to experience being alive again, so they agree to help me. 00:19:24.585 --> 00:19:25.586 No problem, right? 00:19:25.586 --> 00:19:26.336 Suit yourself. 00:19:27.546 --> 00:19:29.381 What? Toritsuka? 00:19:30.716 --> 00:19:32.134 Thank you for requesting me. 00:19:32.134 --> 00:19:33.093 I did what now? 00:19:33.093 --> 00:19:35.304 Toritsuka seems kinda different from usual. 00:19:35.304 --> 00:19:37.264 You're unbelievably cute. 00:19:37.264 --> 00:19:39.224 What?! Don't tease me like that! 00:19:39.224 --> 00:19:41.351 Are you embarrassed? That makes you even cuter. 00:19:41.351 --> 00:19:43.187 Oh no, I can't contain myself any longer. 00:19:43.187 --> 00:19:44.396 Can I kiss you? 00:19:44.396 --> 00:19:44.897 Huh? W-Wait, Toritsuka! 00:19:44.897 --> 00:19:47.566 Wait, wait! He wants to kiss me all of a sudden?! 00:19:47.566 --> 00:19:49.985 - But... Oh no, I can't refuse him... - That former host is something. 00:19:49.985 --> 00:19:51.778 Good job, Raiya! Now switch! 00:19:51.778 --> 00:19:54.239 Geez. Just when things were getting good... 00:19:54.239 --> 00:19:56.700 But still, kissing so soon is... 00:19:57.826 --> 00:19:58.619 You pervert! 00:20:00.370 --> 00:20:02.122 - I was so close... - Well, don't lose heart. 00:20:02.122 --> 00:20:03.790 Girls are as plentiful as stars in the sky. 00:20:03.790 --> 00:20:05.125 And just as unreachable. 00:20:05.125 --> 00:20:07.502 Hold it. This isn't over yet. 00:20:07.502 --> 00:20:08.962 I have one more guy here. 00:20:08.962 --> 00:20:10.214 His name is Rentarou. 00:20:10.214 --> 00:20:11.590 He seems kinda dull. 00:20:11.590 --> 00:20:13.634 What? You're so blunt. Boo-hoo-hoo... 00:20:13.634 --> 00:20:14.259 What's with him? 00:20:14.259 --> 00:20:16.595 Yes, he does seem dull at first glance. 00:20:16.595 --> 00:20:18.555 However! His life was incredible! 00:20:19.056 --> 00:20:22.142 Childhood friends, classmates, upper and underclassmen, coworkers... 00:20:22.142 --> 00:20:24.937 Every woman he met fell in love with him! 00:20:24.937 --> 00:20:26.104 Was he a harem series lead? 00:20:26.104 --> 00:20:29.274 But he was so dense that he didn't go out with anyone. A pure soul! 00:20:29.274 --> 00:20:31.443 Huh? What are you talking about? 00:20:31.443 --> 00:20:32.986 He is a harem series lead. 00:20:32.986 --> 00:20:35.739 With his popularity pheromones, I'll succeed for sure! 00:20:35.739 --> 00:20:36.990 All right, let's go! 00:20:36.990 --> 00:20:38.784 Is this really happening? 00:20:38.784 --> 00:20:41.662 She suddenly got interested in you just now. 00:20:41.662 --> 00:20:44.873 No one has ever told me I'm cute before. 00:20:44.873 --> 00:20:47.918 I never paid Toritsuka much thought, but now... 00:20:47.918 --> 00:20:50.587 Ugh, who cares about a guy like that?! 00:20:50.587 --> 00:20:51.797 Toritsuka? 00:20:51.797 --> 00:20:53.548 What does he want this time? 00:20:53.548 --> 00:20:55.425 If he tries anything funny again, I'll scream! 00:20:55.425 --> 00:20:56.677 I'm sorry about earlier. 00:20:57.177 --> 00:21:00.472 I'm so sorry! I did that out of the blue without considering your feelings. 00:21:00.472 --> 00:21:01.807 I really am sorry! 00:21:01.807 --> 00:21:05.269 You dummy! I can't say anything after an apology like that. 00:21:05.269 --> 00:21:06.061 Don't worry about it. 00:21:06.061 --> 00:21:07.729 Really? I'm so glad! 00:21:07.729 --> 00:21:10.607 I just couldn't bear the thought of you hating me. 00:21:11.566 --> 00:21:14.319 - Huh? Your face is red. Do you have a fever? - I'm not sure whether if Rentarou is that good or Yoriko is easy, but... 00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:16.488 - I... I'm okay. - It looks like it'll work out. 00:21:16.488 --> 00:21:18.031 Good job, Rentarou. You're the best! 00:21:18.031 --> 00:21:19.074 Huh? Did I do anything? 00:21:19.074 --> 00:21:21.576 Hey, did you mean what you said earlier? 00:21:21.576 --> 00:21:23.537 What? Whoa! 00:21:23.537 --> 00:21:25.789 Ow... Are you okay, Yoriko? 00:21:25.831 --> 00:21:28.292 You Pervy-tsuka! 00:21:28.292 --> 00:21:30.210 That's a standard harem series scene. 00:22:58.799 --> 00:23:00.842 Sometimes they might tick me off, 00:23:00.842 --> 00:23:03.345 but I like playing games on the awful side. 00:23:03.929 --> 00:23:06.431 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:07.182 --> 00:23:10.852 Looks like material is easy to come up with if you throw in new characters.