WEBVTT 00:00:08.012 --> 00:00:11.349 does that to their boss in front of the whole organization? Huh? 00:00:11.433 --> 00:00:14.853 - Thanks for the goddamn morale boost, you U - I-I-I didn't mean to-- 00:00:14.936 --> 00:00:17.355 I tried to give you the * note 00:00:17.439 --> 00:00:19.691 - before we went into the * room! I did! - Oh, * you! 00:00:19.774 --> 00:00:21.317 Give the note! I'm standing out there with my * hanging out... 00:00:21.401 --> 00:00:23.737 Your dad doesn't own a firearm, does he? 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:26.823 Get away from my door or you're all fired! 00:00:26.906 --> 00:00:29.743 - Alrighty. Everybody back to work. - On what? 00:00:29.826 --> 00:00:33.371 - Big ideas. - Whatever that means. 00:00:33.455 --> 00:00:35.373 You know what he likes. Go help. 00:00:35.457 --> 00:00:36.666 ...* *, backstabbing 00:00:36.750 --> 00:00:38.960 *! * you! 00:00:39.043 --> 00:00:41.087 - You're holdin' out on me, aren't you? Aren't you? - No, no, no! 00:00:41.171 --> 00:00:42.255 He's *' holding out on me! There's another offer! 00:00:42.338 --> 00:00:43.381 No, no, no! 00:00:43.465 --> 00:00:45.633 - Who is it? Who? - No, I-- No, I told you! 00:00:45.717 --> 00:00:47.886 I told you! It-it's not what it is! 00:00:47.969 --> 00:00:50.180 I'm out there moving Heaven and Earth for you, gettin' you 00:00:50.305 --> 00:00:52.348 whatever you need, and you leave 00:00:52.432 --> 00:00:54.642 three * weeks before training? 00:00:54.726 --> 00:00:57.645 - I know. It's-- It's not-- - You are * boning me, Jerry! 00:00:57.729 --> 00:00:59.939 - * you! - It's not something I'm proud of! 00:01:00.023 --> 00:01:02.692 - I will sue your *. - I'll understand. I would. 00:01:02.775 --> 00:01:04.527 I don't need a lawsuit, Jerry! 00:01:04.611 --> 00:01:06.446 I need a * coach! 00:01:06.529 --> 00:01:09.199 You know what I think? I think you're chicken shit. 00:01:09.324 --> 00:01:11.034 - That's what it is. - Yeah... 00:01:11.117 --> 00:01:12.869 You're afraid I'm gonna get you all the tools 00:01:12.952 --> 00:01:15.121 you need, and you'll still * lose! 00:01:15.205 --> 00:01:17.415 - I'm not afraid of that. - Bullshit! 00:01:17.499 --> 00:01:19.959 I know it. I-I know it for a goddamn fact 00:01:20.043 --> 00:01:21.503 because I'm lousy at it. 00:01:21.586 --> 00:01:23.379 I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- 00:01:23.463 --> 00:01:25.381 I'm a shit coach! 00:01:25.465 --> 00:01:27.550 I am! I sit there, helpless, 00:01:27.634 --> 00:01:30.220 watching these guys, pissed to hell 00:01:30.345 --> 00:01:32.805 that they ain't me! And even worse, 00:01:32.889 --> 00:01:34.849 that I can't be them! 00:01:34.933 --> 00:01:36.601 I mean, if I could-- I swear-- 00:01:36.684 --> 00:01:39.729 I swear to God, if I could suit back up now, 00:01:39.812 --> 00:01:42.440 I'd play for you right now in a heartbeat! 00:01:42.523 --> 00:01:44.817 But, I ca-- I can't-- I mean, shit, 00:01:44.901 --> 00:01:47.195 I'd die for you right now! 00:01:47.278 --> 00:01:50.615 But I can't get you to where you want to go, 00:01:50.698 --> 00:01:53.701 screaming from the *' sidelines! 00:01:59.707 --> 00:02:01.417 You're better off with someone else. 00:02:03.628 --> 00:02:05.296 I'll help you find the guy. I will. 00:02:06.839 --> 00:02:08.883 I mean, I care about this franchise. 00:02:10.677 --> 00:02:12.136 I'll always be a Laker. 00:02:13.137 --> 00:02:15.932 Team is family to me. 00:02:16.015 --> 00:02:18.101 It's my family. 00:02:18.184 --> 00:02:19.852 Now, get out. 00:04:36.447 --> 00:04:39.784 What's up, Doc? I'm comin' for you, baby. 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:07.019 Come on, Larry! 00:05:11.524 --> 00:05:14.485 - Hey, they'll let me drive. - Pop, don't let him near my car. 00:05:17.697 --> 00:05:20.074 You're right, you're right. Not my car. 00:05:29.750 --> 00:05:33.379 Remember who you are and where you come from. 00:05:35.089 --> 00:05:37.425 Couldn't forget if I tried, Mama. 00:05:39.927 --> 00:05:42.430 My goodness. 00:05:42.513 --> 00:05:45.182 Come on, everybody. Let's give Junior a hug. 00:05:47.184 --> 00:05:49.353 - Aw, EJ. - Y'all get on up in here now. 00:05:49.437 --> 00:05:51.147 - We gonna miss you, EJ! - Love you, EJ. 00:05:51.230 --> 00:05:53.274 I'm gonna miss you all, too. 00:06:05.494 --> 00:06:08.205 No former players. 00:06:09.832 --> 00:06:12.293 Check again, my man. Come on. Pat Riley. 00:06:12.376 --> 00:06:14.253 It-it-it's gotta be there. 00:06:14.336 --> 00:06:16.505 - Nope. - Can I see the next page? 00:06:16.589 --> 00:06:18.466 Yeah, yeah. 00:06:18.549 --> 00:06:19.842 It's the same shit. 00:06:21.093 --> 00:06:24.180 - I'm here for Chick. Hm? - Mm-hmm. 00:06:24.263 --> 00:06:26.390 - Not on the list. - Well, if I just go in there, it's not gonna be a-- 00:06:26.474 --> 00:06:28.225 Hey, hey, hey. 00:06:30.394 --> 00:06:32.646 Come on, brother man. Come on. 00:06:34.065 --> 00:06:36.067 Cut me some slack, will ya? 00:06:36.150 --> 00:06:37.526 I'm not some honky off the street, man. 00:06:37.610 --> 00:06:39.361 I played here for five years. 00:06:39.445 --> 00:06:42.406 Okay, I won me a ring. Alright? 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:45.201 I know you got a job to do, but I have a meeting in there. 00:06:45.284 --> 00:06:47.620 Okay, I-I promise you, I-I'm on the list. 00:06:47.745 --> 00:06:49.955 No former players, 00:06:50.039 --> 00:06:51.540 brother man. 00:06:55.085 --> 00:06:56.420 This is some bullshit. 00:07:00.508 --> 00:07:02.218 Okay, here's one. 00:07:02.301 --> 00:07:04.762 Um, Evel Knievel. We get him, 00:07:04.845 --> 00:07:09.141 he jumps the full length of the court right over Kareem's head. 00:07:09.225 --> 00:07:11.685 - You're an idiot. - Well, at least it's splashy. 00:07:11.811 --> 00:07:14.355 My dad loves Hollywood, a big production. 00:07:14.438 --> 00:07:16.899 What about live music for the game? A band? 00:07:16.982 --> 00:07:18.609 Why not Herb Alpert? 00:07:18.692 --> 00:07:20.069 Well, since money isn't an object-- 00:07:20.152 --> 00:07:22.071 Money is the only object. 00:07:22.154 --> 00:07:23.989 - I just know my dad said-- - Yeah, I know what he said. 00:07:24.073 --> 00:07:26.867 But this team has been bleeding in attendance for 10 years. 00:07:26.951 --> 00:07:29.370 It's been longer than that since we broke even at the venue, 00:07:29.453 --> 00:07:31.038 not to mention turned a profit. 00:07:31.121 --> 00:07:32.957 Now, he wants us spending more money. 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:34.917 But if we are not bringing in enough to cover that, 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:36.544 we become the burden. 00:07:36.627 --> 00:07:38.254 Now your father doesn't strike me as a man 00:07:38.337 --> 00:07:40.422 who likes to carry burdens. Is that fair? 00:07:42.550 --> 00:07:46.220 - I think he'll do what it takes. - I hope you're right, 00:07:46.303 --> 00:07:48.514 but I won't spend what I can't pay for. 00:07:48.597 --> 00:07:50.683 So while you're dreaming up a show, 00:07:50.808 --> 00:07:52.810 how about we find a way to sell some more tickets? 00:07:56.063 --> 00:07:59.066 Alright. What do we got? Dean Smith? 00:07:59.149 --> 00:08:00.442 Retired. 00:08:00.526 --> 00:08:02.945 Great. * retired. 00:08:03.028 --> 00:08:05.281 Under contract, under contract... 00:08:05.364 --> 00:08:07.533 Bobby Knight. Like Bobby Knight is gonna bail on college 00:08:07.616 --> 00:08:10.035 for a team on the verge of * bankruptcy. 00:08:10.119 --> 00:08:13.205 Goddamn it! 00:08:26.427 --> 00:08:27.428 Bingo. 00:08:31.473 --> 00:08:35.227 Jerry Tarkanian-- head coach of the UNLV Runnin' Rebels, 00:08:35.311 --> 00:08:37.521 the fastest, flashiest thing in Nevada 00:08:37.604 --> 00:08:39.690 not wearing pasties and a G-string. 00:08:39.773 --> 00:08:41.400 Do you want to see the best show in Vegas? 00:08:41.483 --> 00:08:43.569 * Falana, * Charo-- 00:08:43.652 --> 00:08:45.904 which is a story, by the way. It's him. 00:08:48.073 --> 00:08:50.576 And sure, he's had his share of controversy. 00:08:50.659 --> 00:08:52.536 The college poobahs hate him because he plays 00:08:52.619 --> 00:08:56.040 a little loosey-goosey with recruitment rules. 00:08:56.123 --> 00:08:57.916 I'd put you in a lot of pick-n-rolls. 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.501 So, there's your pick... 00:09:00.419 --> 00:09:01.628 and there's your roll. 00:09:06.925 --> 00:09:09.887 - I'll sign. - Ask me, that's gumption. 00:09:12.139 --> 00:09:13.974 Lemonade, folks. 00:09:14.058 --> 00:09:15.351 Lemonade. 00:09:15.434 --> 00:09:17.227 You know West. 00:09:17.311 --> 00:09:18.729 He throws a fit at the beginning of every season. 00:09:18.812 --> 00:09:20.981 Last year, he tore down a urinal. 00:09:21.065 --> 00:09:23.233 - This wasn't a tantrum. - Well, I'm willing to do it if you need me. 00:09:23.317 --> 00:09:25.569 Hell, I can call the games and coach 'em. 00:09:25.652 --> 00:09:27.696 No need, Chickie Poo. I found our man. 00:09:29.782 --> 00:09:33.827 - Tark the Shark? - NCAA's been up his * like Ben Wa *. 00:09:33.952 --> 00:09:35.788 He's got a reputation. 00:09:35.913 --> 00:09:38.373 - Say that to my face! - Who gives a shit? 00:09:38.457 --> 00:09:40.459 That's amateur, alright? 00:09:40.542 --> 00:09:42.544 The whole thing's crooked as a *' jaybird. 00:09:42.628 --> 00:09:45.464 Last time I checked, paying guys is legal in the pros. 00:09:45.547 --> 00:09:47.049 Dr. Buss, 00:09:47.132 --> 00:09:49.134 we nixed him from contention for a reason. 00:09:49.218 --> 00:09:51.637 In my opinion, there are other coaches out there. 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.931 - Safer bets. - Was Jerry West a safe bet? 00:09:54.014 --> 00:09:55.432 - Oh boy. - Mm-hmm. 00:09:55.516 --> 00:09:57.434 Because Mr. * Clutch 00:09:57.518 --> 00:09:59.561 just left us in the lurch, 00:09:59.645 --> 00:10:02.397 and I'm a pubic hair away from * training camp. 00:10:02.481 --> 00:10:04.817 John Wooden, by the way, retired four years ago, Bill, 00:10:04.942 --> 00:10:06.860 so stop sending me bullshit files! 00:10:06.985 --> 00:10:08.529 I'm gonna ask you one question. 00:10:08.612 --> 00:10:10.405 Does Tark the Shark have what it takes 00:10:10.489 --> 00:10:13.117 to take my team all the way? 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:15.619 - He's a hell of a coach. - Goddamn right, he is. 00:10:15.702 --> 00:10:18.372 Get him on the hook, and I will reel him in. 00:10:41.270 --> 00:10:43.355 The game now, well in hand. 00:10:43.438 --> 00:10:45.649 Riley on the free throw line, he gets the ball baseline. 00:10:45.732 --> 00:10:47.276 And he makes the shot... Foul on Pat Riley... 00:10:47.359 --> 00:10:48.819 Pat Riley on the board... 00:10:48.902 --> 00:10:49.903 Pat Riley... no good... 00:10:57.077 --> 00:10:58.704 Oh, ! 00:10:58.787 --> 00:10:59.830 Shit. 00:11:00.330 --> 00:11:03.000 . 00:11:03.083 --> 00:11:05.043 Alright. it. I'm good. Let's go. 00:11:05.127 --> 00:11:08.338 I tried the thing in "Cosmo"... 00:11:09.673 --> 00:11:11.675 He left me... 00:11:11.758 --> 00:11:15.053 for the-- for the secretary. 00:11:15.137 --> 00:11:18.890 What's important right now is for you to make a clean break. 00:11:18.974 --> 00:11:21.518 Some people can't bring themselves to do that, 00:11:21.602 --> 00:11:23.937 so be gentle with yourself, and... 00:11:24.021 --> 00:11:26.106 What the are you doing? 00:11:26.189 --> 00:11:29.610 What? 00:11:29.693 --> 00:11:31.695 - What happened to your face? - Sorry. 00:11:31.778 --> 00:11:33.530 Sorry, babe. 00:11:33.614 --> 00:11:34.740 Just caught a game with the guys on the beach. 00:11:34.823 --> 00:11:37.618 Needed a towel. Pardon me. 00:11:42.456 --> 00:11:44.458 He's going to be right out of here. 00:11:47.836 --> 00:11:49.129 I'm just gonna... 00:11:50.213 --> 00:11:51.256 I'll... 00:11:51.340 --> 00:11:52.841 be in the garage. 00:11:52.966 --> 00:11:54.635 You dropped a nut. 00:11:59.848 --> 00:12:02.684 - I'm so sorry, Sandra. - It's okay. 00:12:32.547 --> 00:12:34.257 Are you a * idiot? 00:12:34.341 --> 00:12:35.717 'Cause the calendar's on the goddamn fridge! 00:12:37.094 --> 00:12:39.679 I'm sorry. 00:12:40.597 --> 00:12:42.474 I forgot. 00:12:42.557 --> 00:12:45.102 - Maybe put a tie on the door next time. - Mm! 00:12:45.185 --> 00:12:47.479 - Because my career is a joke to you. - Come on, Chris, 00:12:47.562 --> 00:12:49.523 what do you want me to say? I used to come home to my wife 00:12:49.606 --> 00:12:51.733 decked out in Frederick's of Hollywood. 00:12:51.817 --> 00:12:53.902 Now, I got a strange woman crying in my chair. 00:12:54.027 --> 00:12:55.862 Yeah, well, you know, I used to be 00:12:55.987 --> 00:12:57.906 married to a professional athlete, 00:12:58.031 --> 00:13:00.408 so I guess we're even. 00:13:07.541 --> 00:13:09.501 Thing's redder than a baboon's *. 00:13:09.584 --> 00:13:11.753 - It's a bump in the road. - Would be 00:13:11.837 --> 00:13:15.173 if it weren't covering a land mine. 00:13:15.257 --> 00:13:18.301 He didn't tell you that part? Well, it seems that Mr. Cooke, 00:13:18.385 --> 00:13:21.972 when he built your fabulous stadium 12 years ago, 00:13:22.055 --> 00:13:24.683 he didn't spend a dime of his own money. 00:13:24.766 --> 00:13:27.602 Did it all on credit. Balloon loan 00:13:27.727 --> 00:13:29.062 from Great Western Bank. 00:13:29.146 --> 00:13:31.690 Three million cash, due at maturity 00:13:31.773 --> 00:13:34.359 in two months. But, he was smart enough 00:13:34.442 --> 00:13:36.903 to pawn it off on you before the bill came. 00:13:36.987 --> 00:13:39.072 Here you go, Dad. 00:13:39.156 --> 00:13:42.284 - Thanks, sweetie. - Thank you. Ooh, yummy. 00:13:44.244 --> 00:13:46.329 Jeanie Marie? 00:13:46.413 --> 00:13:49.040 There is a big box in my closet, 00:13:49.124 --> 00:13:51.418 way in the back. If you look and see-- I can't get it down. 00:13:51.501 --> 00:13:53.628 - Sure. - Yeah. Thanks, Jean Bean. 00:13:56.339 --> 00:13:58.216 - Mom. - What? 00:13:58.300 --> 00:14:00.510 You cannot say a * word about this to her. 00:14:00.594 --> 00:14:02.929 Who got you here? We keep each other's secrets. 00:14:03.013 --> 00:14:04.973 - We always have. - You don't say a * word 00:14:05.056 --> 00:14:07.475 to Frank or to anybody, you understand? 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.311 I'm already down a * coach. 00:14:09.394 --> 00:14:11.146 People find out we're one step ahead of the repo man, 00:14:11.229 --> 00:14:13.565 it's gonna be you down on the * sidelines. 00:14:13.648 --> 00:14:15.525 We're not cutting bait, Mom. 00:14:15.609 --> 00:14:17.903 I need you to figure out a way to get us out of this. 00:14:20.614 --> 00:14:22.991 You know, I can't say I ain't surprised you hit me up, 00:14:23.074 --> 00:14:25.160 the way I got in that * at Sterling's. 00:14:25.619 --> 00:14:27.537 Spanked you. 00:14:27.621 --> 00:14:29.497 - You got me. - Hey, man, look. Getting shown out 00:14:29.581 --> 00:14:32.042 like that would've ran most back to college where it's safe. 00:14:32.125 --> 00:14:34.377 You stood tall, held your ground. 00:14:34.461 --> 00:14:36.880 - Respect, Country. - Well, you know, 00:14:36.963 --> 00:14:38.548 maybe you was right. 00:14:38.632 --> 00:14:40.216 I mean, you didn't have to say it like you did, 00:14:40.300 --> 00:14:43.386 but I do got a few things to learn. 00:14:43.470 --> 00:14:45.055 Yes, you do indeed. 00:14:45.138 --> 00:14:48.308 Like the shit you got on for starters, brother. 00:14:48.391 --> 00:14:50.769 My clothes? 00:14:50.894 --> 00:14:53.313 - This here fly as hell. - It's repugnant! 00:14:53.396 --> 00:14:55.607 Them lapels look like pelican wings, 00:14:55.690 --> 00:14:57.359 them jeans are out of "Field Hand Quarterly," and them boots-- 00:14:57.442 --> 00:14:59.235 Hey, hold on! 00:14:59.319 --> 00:15:01.279 These are my favorite shoes! 00:15:01.363 --> 00:15:03.990 I love "Saturday Night Fever," too, but, nigga, it's noon! 00:15:04.074 --> 00:15:06.117 And who knew Ray Charles is cutting hair? 00:15:06.242 --> 00:15:07.535 This a fresh haircut, man. 00:15:07.619 --> 00:15:09.412 Yeah, we gonna fix that, too. 00:15:09.537 --> 00:15:11.247 Don't worry about it, young buck. I got your back. 00:15:11.331 --> 00:15:14.417 That's why they call me Savoir Faire. 00:15:14.542 --> 00:15:16.920 You settle this, I'll settle you. 00:15:18.630 --> 00:15:22.133 Meet me down the way. Got some shit to show you. 00:15:22.217 --> 00:15:24.761 Welcome to my humble establishment, 00:15:24.844 --> 00:15:26.971 Casa de Norm. 00:15:27.055 --> 00:15:29.307 Wait... 00:15:29.391 --> 00:15:30.892 You be owning this? 00:15:30.975 --> 00:15:32.519 Yeah, investment property, brother. 00:15:32.602 --> 00:15:34.604 Oh Lord... 00:15:34.687 --> 00:15:36.815 Givin' my eyes a stroke. 00:15:37.524 --> 00:15:39.359 Norman, 00:15:39.442 --> 00:15:42.070 what have you brought me? Child, 00:15:42.153 --> 00:15:44.614 you will not find Mr. Goodbar lookin' like that. 00:15:44.697 --> 00:15:47.117 Come on. Go easy on him, Clarence. This boy from Michigan! 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:50.537 And out there, this is clean as Afro Sheen, so I don't... 00:15:50.620 --> 00:15:52.122 Hold on. Y'all are trippin'. 00:15:52.205 --> 00:15:53.998 I look good. I know I look good. 00:15:54.082 --> 00:15:55.917 Hook my brother up. One suit on the house. 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.044 Whatever he wants, okay? For my premiere. 00:15:58.128 --> 00:16:00.213 Mm, I have just the thing. 00:16:00.296 --> 00:16:02.048 That's right. Your boy's about to be a movie star. 00:16:02.132 --> 00:16:04.259 Did a flick last spring with Dr. J. 00:16:04.342 --> 00:16:07.095 Dr. J? Julius Erving? For real. 00:16:07.178 --> 00:16:09.264 Yeah, big opening tonight. Jamal and A.D. comin' through. 00:16:09.347 --> 00:16:11.891 - You should come with. - Damn, it gotta be tonight? 00:16:11.975 --> 00:16:14.185 I'm supposed to be hooking up with Dr. Buss later. 00:16:14.269 --> 00:16:18.022 Oh, Dr. Buss. So, you guys boys now, huh? 00:16:18.106 --> 00:16:21.192 It ain't like that. He just been lookin' out for a brother, that's all. 00:16:21.276 --> 00:16:23.820 You do well with the ladies in Ohio? 00:16:23.903 --> 00:16:26.739 Michigan. And, yeah, I do aight. 00:16:26.823 --> 00:16:29.784 So then you know real game comes down to feelings. 00:16:29.868 --> 00:16:31.703 Get a woman feeling safe, she's yours. 00:16:31.786 --> 00:16:33.705 Sprinkle a little nice on top of that, 00:16:33.788 --> 00:16:35.165 you got a freak for life. 00:16:35.248 --> 00:16:37.584 Now, owners... 00:16:37.667 --> 00:16:39.627 play the same. You know, 00:16:39.711 --> 00:16:42.797 tell us a whole bunch of shit we wanna hear, and then... 00:16:42.881 --> 00:16:45.216 us up the *, no grease. 00:16:45.300 --> 00:16:47.260 Might as well toss money on the dresser. 00:16:47.343 --> 00:16:48.803 Dr. Buss ain't like that. 00:16:48.887 --> 00:16:50.680 - We cool. - Oh yeah. Bet he says 00:16:50.763 --> 00:16:53.057 you starting point guard, too. 00:16:53.141 --> 00:16:55.101 That's 'cause I am starting point. 00:16:55.185 --> 00:16:58.354 I'd take some of that bass out my voice, negro, 00:16:58.438 --> 00:17:01.065 till they put you on the floor because... 00:17:01.149 --> 00:17:03.026 word on high is West can't wait 00:17:03.109 --> 00:17:05.486 to stick your big * down on the block. 00:17:05.612 --> 00:17:09.532 You know, setting picks, rebounding... 00:17:09.657 --> 00:17:12.202 doing shit a power forward do. 00:17:12.285 --> 00:17:14.162 - Bullshit. - Hey, just what I heard, 00:17:14.245 --> 00:17:17.498 but, you know, you seein' your boy Buss tonight, so... 00:17:17.624 --> 00:17:19.250 ask him yourself. 00:17:22.545 --> 00:17:25.006 Yeah? 00:17:25.089 --> 00:17:27.675 - Hey, Chick. Hey. - Hey, Pat, come on in. 00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:30.428 Hey, listen, buddy, I'm sorry about the other day, huh? 00:17:30.511 --> 00:17:32.472 They put some new gorilla on the door, 00:17:32.555 --> 00:17:34.140 can't recognize a living legend when they see one, huh? 00:17:34.223 --> 00:17:36.809 - That's alright. - Holy Christ. 00:17:36.893 --> 00:17:38.645 What the hell did he do to your face? 00:17:38.728 --> 00:17:40.772 Oh no, I just, uh, I banged it playing pickup. 00:17:40.855 --> 00:17:42.941 - Basketball? - Yeah. 00:17:43.024 --> 00:17:45.068 What the hell for? I thought you were happily retired, 00:17:45.151 --> 00:17:47.320 you know, sailing off into your golden years. 00:17:47.403 --> 00:17:50.073 - Yeah, no, no. It's been good. - Yeah? 00:17:50.156 --> 00:17:52.533 - Yeah, real good. Yeah. - Terrific. 00:17:52.659 --> 00:17:54.410 - Change of pace and all. - Sure. 00:17:54.494 --> 00:17:57.288 Just, uh, kind of been missing it a little. 00:17:57.372 --> 00:17:59.248 You know, being around the game. 00:17:59.332 --> 00:18:01.542 You wanna come to some? I mean, I-I'm sure Buss is gonna 00:18:01.668 --> 00:18:03.711 pack the comp list with his bimbo coeds, 00:18:03.795 --> 00:18:05.380 but you're, uh, you're free to sit 00:18:05.463 --> 00:18:08.800 - with Marge if you want. - Actually, uh... 00:18:08.883 --> 00:18:11.010 - I was hoping to sit with you. - Huh? 00:18:11.094 --> 00:18:13.262 I heard you were looking for a new color man on the broadcast. 00:18:13.346 --> 00:18:15.014 - You? - I mean, 00:18:15.098 --> 00:18:17.392 - if you're open to it. - Patrick, I, I'm... 00:18:17.475 --> 00:18:19.477 I'm not sure I see it. 00:18:19.560 --> 00:18:20.978 - I work harder than anyone, you know that. - I know. 00:18:21.062 --> 00:18:22.605 - I know you do. - You know it. And, hey, 00:18:22.730 --> 00:18:24.941 I'm not gonna be here trying to take your job. 00:18:25.024 --> 00:18:27.527 I-I'm not looking for a bigger gig. I just wanna, you know... 00:18:27.610 --> 00:18:29.404 I just wanna be around the game, you know? 00:18:29.487 --> 00:18:31.072 I still... 00:18:31.155 --> 00:18:33.074 I feel like I have more to give to it. 00:18:33.157 --> 00:18:34.534 I know I do. 00:18:34.617 --> 00:18:36.202 Well, I gotta... 00:18:36.285 --> 00:18:38.413 I gotta run any new guy through Buss. I mean, 00:18:38.496 --> 00:18:40.623 - he's very particular. - You're not gonna regret it. 00:18:40.748 --> 00:18:42.500 - You won't regret it. - The problem is your voice. 00:18:44.043 --> 00:18:46.295 - My voice? Wh-what's, uh... - It's... 00:18:46.379 --> 00:18:48.756 It's faggy. I'm not saying you are one. 00:18:48.840 --> 00:18:50.883 I mean, you're a, you're a man's man. God knows. 00:18:50.967 --> 00:18:52.760 But, I mean, you close your eyes, 00:18:52.844 --> 00:18:54.804 and you open up your ears, and you-- 00:18:54.887 --> 00:18:56.514 you sound like a fruit. 00:18:56.597 --> 00:19:00.893 Well, uh... Shit, that's, uh... 00:19:00.977 --> 00:19:02.979 I mean, that's, uh, something I can... 00:19:04.647 --> 00:19:06.524 - work on, isn't it? - Yeah. You can work on that. 00:19:06.607 --> 00:19:09.110 Hey, Chick, all I'm asking is a shot. 00:19:10.445 --> 00:19:12.029 Please. 00:19:12.113 --> 00:19:14.323 Please. Come on, I need this. 00:19:15.783 --> 00:19:17.785 Alright. Uh... 00:19:17.869 --> 00:19:20.079 You know what, maybe... m-make me a tape, okay? 00:19:20.163 --> 00:19:22.457 - I'll do it. - No promises. 00:19:22.540 --> 00:19:24.584 - No promises. - Okay. Hey, you won't be sorry. 00:19:24.667 --> 00:19:26.210 - Alright. Make me a nice tape. - Love the hair. 00:19:26.294 --> 00:19:28.296 - You got it. Thanks. - Thank you. Okay. 00:19:28.379 --> 00:19:30.631 This is Pat Riley for the LA Lakers. 00:19:30.756 --> 00:19:32.175 Yeah, I don't see it. 00:19:36.804 --> 00:19:38.181 Alright, let's go! 00:19:38.264 --> 00:19:40.349 Okay, watch the rebound! 00:19:40.433 --> 00:19:43.811 Footwork! Quick hands! Quick hands! Take your shot! 00:19:43.895 --> 00:19:45.354 Good job! 00:19:45.438 --> 00:19:47.940 Use your footwork! 00:19:48.024 --> 00:19:49.942 Alright, good job! Good job! 00:19:50.026 --> 00:19:51.736 We're gonna come back down, we're gonna do the zigzag. 00:19:51.819 --> 00:19:54.405 Jesus, Tark, is your AC dead? 00:19:54.488 --> 00:19:57.200 You're gonna give these poor kids heat stroke. 00:19:57.283 --> 00:19:59.619 Hey. Vic Weiss. Nice to meet you. 00:19:59.702 --> 00:20:02.038 Tark and I have been best friends since grade school. 00:20:02.163 --> 00:20:04.916 I've seen him rise up to the top of the college game, 00:20:04.999 --> 00:20:07.210 and I'm about to blow his *' mind. 00:20:07.293 --> 00:20:09.003 The Lakers. 00:20:10.630 --> 00:20:12.965 I know, I know. It's bullshit and politics, 00:20:13.049 --> 00:20:15.885 - but what do you call this, pal? - We had to tape the vents. 00:20:15.968 --> 00:20:18.888 Those NCAA scumbags hid a camera. 00:20:18.971 --> 00:20:20.890 I'm a persecuted man. 00:20:20.973 --> 00:20:22.934 You're damn right, you are. 00:20:23.017 --> 00:20:26.312 In here coaching like Anne Frank, 00:20:26.395 --> 00:20:28.564 schvitzing your * off. 00:20:28.648 --> 00:20:30.942 The bags under your eyes got bags under their eyes. 00:20:31.025 --> 00:20:34.028 - You sound like Lois. - That's because she loves you, pal! 00:20:34.153 --> 00:20:37.156 Like I do. You're stuck here in a... 00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:38.699 * sand trap, 00:20:38.783 --> 00:20:40.868 trying to defend your name, and for what? 00:20:40.952 --> 00:20:42.912 For this amateur baloney? 00:20:42.995 --> 00:20:45.081 Cash your chips in. 00:20:45.206 --> 00:20:48.084 Get what you deserve for once. 00:20:48.209 --> 00:20:50.920 - Open! - Shit, let me hear him out at least. 00:20:55.883 --> 00:20:57.718 How much are you in for? 00:20:57.802 --> 00:21:00.262 What? Look, 00:21:00.346 --> 00:21:01.806 - this is for you! - Look, 00:21:01.889 --> 00:21:03.099 if you need a little scratch... 00:21:03.224 --> 00:21:05.267 I'm tellin' you, I'm good. I'm... 00:21:05.977 --> 00:21:07.561 I'm great. 00:21:12.483 --> 00:21:14.443 Good. 00:21:14.527 --> 00:21:16.737 So am I. 00:21:16.821 --> 00:21:18.197 Okay! 00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:19.573 Okay, good job! Take it again! 00:21:28.791 --> 00:21:30.042 Coming! 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:35.381 I'm here for Dr. Buss. 00:21:35.464 --> 00:21:37.925 Hi, sorry. He just started on his hair so it could be a while. 00:21:38.009 --> 00:21:40.678 - Do you want to come in? - Right on. 00:21:42.054 --> 00:21:43.597 - Thank you. - Sure. 00:21:45.015 --> 00:21:48.102 - I'm Jeanie. - Oh! Earvin. Sorry. 00:21:48.185 --> 00:21:49.979 You kidding? I-I know who you are. 00:21:50.062 --> 00:21:51.564 Do you want a Coke or something? 00:21:51.647 --> 00:21:53.399 Uh yeah, yeah. Cool. 00:21:54.942 --> 00:21:56.861 Thanks. So, uh... 00:21:58.070 --> 00:21:59.739 you live here with Dr. Buss? 00:21:59.864 --> 00:22:02.116 Well, technically I still live with my mom, 00:22:02.199 --> 00:22:04.869 but she's down in Del Mar, and I'm part-time at 'SC, 00:22:04.952 --> 00:22:07.413 so I stay here the nights she lets me. 00:22:07.496 --> 00:22:08.914 Which isn't enough. 00:22:08.998 --> 00:22:12.001 she's cool you staying here with Dr. Buss and all? 00:22:12.084 --> 00:22:14.295 Oh yeah. Yeah, they split up ages ago, 00:22:14.378 --> 00:22:17.173 so they're basically just friends now. 00:22:19.717 --> 00:22:21.010 He's my dad. 00:22:24.054 --> 00:22:27.224 I'm sorry. You know, you just hear about stories about LA 00:22:27.308 --> 00:22:28.851 and all that and... 00:22:30.269 --> 00:22:32.229 Right on. Right on. 00:22:32.313 --> 00:22:35.191 Is that LA's new favorite son I hear? 00:22:35.274 --> 00:22:37.318 - Dr. Buss? - Ha, ha! How you doin'? 00:22:37.401 --> 00:22:39.236 - How was the trip? - It was good. 00:22:39.320 --> 00:22:41.530 So sorry I couldn't be there to meet you myself, 00:22:41.614 --> 00:22:43.866 - but I hope you liked that driver. - Yeah, yeah. Smooth ride. 00:22:43.949 --> 00:22:46.202 So, I hope you brought your appetite 00:22:46.285 --> 00:22:48.078 - 'cause I was thinking fondue. What do you think? - Yeah. 00:22:48.162 --> 00:22:50.372 Jeanie, can you get that? 00:22:50.498 --> 00:22:52.625 - Look, I was talking to Norm... - Uh-huh. 00:22:52.708 --> 00:22:54.877 - ...and he was talking to Coach West. - Right. 00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:57.713 - and-- - It's for you, Dad. Mr. Sharman. 00:22:57.796 --> 00:22:59.423 I'm so sorry. Hold that thought, Earvin. 00:22:59.548 --> 00:23:01.008 I got to take this one. Yeah. 00:23:01.091 --> 00:23:02.593 Thank you. Hello, Bill! 00:23:04.136 --> 00:23:07.348 Uh-huh. No, we're about to get some lunch. 00:23:07.431 --> 00:23:10.017 What do you mean, not interested? 00:23:10.100 --> 00:23:11.936 Oh, give me a * break. 00:23:12.019 --> 00:23:13.562 With all due respect, Bill, it's the *' Lakers. 00:23:15.147 --> 00:23:17.316 Bill, what did I say? 00:23:17.399 --> 00:23:19.401 I said, if you can solve this on the phone, great. 00:23:19.527 --> 00:23:20.819 If you can't, I'm going to Vegas, 00:23:20.903 --> 00:23:22.363 so that's what I'm doing now. 00:23:22.446 --> 00:23:24.657 Yes, right now! 00:23:24.740 --> 00:23:26.450 Well, if you can be at the Van Nuys airport in 20 minutes, 00:23:26.575 --> 00:23:28.994 then you can come with me. Goddammit. 00:23:29.078 --> 00:23:31.538 Unbelievable. 00:23:31.622 --> 00:23:34.375 - Is everything alright? - Oh yeah, everything's copacetic. 00:23:34.458 --> 00:23:35.709 Nothing for you to worry about. 00:23:35.793 --> 00:23:37.670 I've got to go to Vegas. 00:23:37.753 --> 00:23:39.630 Right, well, I did wanna talk to you about something. 00:23:39.713 --> 00:23:41.882 Yeah, and I wanna talk to you, too. Jean Bean, 00:23:41.966 --> 00:23:43.425 will you take our new friend out for lunch, 00:23:43.550 --> 00:23:45.427 go to the Derby or something fun? 00:23:45.552 --> 00:23:47.429 I'll be right back, buddy! I promise! 00:23:50.683 --> 00:23:53.978 Lakers win! Lakers win! 00:24:02.611 --> 00:24:05.197 Aw, shit. *' Super Glue, my *. 00:24:05.281 --> 00:24:07.658 *... ! 00:24:08.909 --> 00:24:10.452 *'... 00:24:10.577 --> 00:24:13.122 you, too. 00:24:13.205 --> 00:24:15.374 Now, what did it ever do to you? 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.044 I'm sorry. 00:24:19.128 --> 00:24:20.796 Who the are you? 00:24:21.714 --> 00:24:23.465 We met a few times. 00:24:23.590 --> 00:24:25.426 Jack McKinney. 00:24:25.509 --> 00:24:28.095 I'm the assistant coach in Portland. 00:24:28.178 --> 00:24:31.056 Oh, yeah, right. Doc Ramsay's guy. 00:24:31.140 --> 00:24:34.852 He lets me out of the house sometimes. Have a minute? 00:24:34.935 --> 00:24:36.854 Look, if you're here about the coaching job, 00:24:36.937 --> 00:24:39.606 I'm not the guy to talk to. I'm out the *' door. 00:24:39.690 --> 00:24:41.650 Yeah, that's why Bill called me down. 00:24:41.734 --> 00:24:43.694 For what? 00:24:43.777 --> 00:24:46.947 - For my job? - I guess they're seeing a few people. 00:24:47.031 --> 00:24:48.991 To be honest, I have reservations. 00:24:49.074 --> 00:24:50.617 Well, , goddammit, so do I. 00:24:50.701 --> 00:24:53.120 I mean, you're... you're a number two! 00:24:53.203 --> 00:24:55.205 I mean, this is head coach of the *' Lakers. 00:24:55.289 --> 00:24:59.043 Hell of a team. No doubt about it. But, uh... 00:24:59.126 --> 00:25:00.961 Well, I've had a few head coaching offers in the past, 00:25:01.045 --> 00:25:03.005 none of them quite what I'm looking for. 00:25:03.088 --> 00:25:05.007 My wife says I'm too picky. 00:25:05.090 --> 00:25:07.009 Always waiting for some perfect situation 00:25:07.092 --> 00:25:08.427 that won't ever come around. 00:25:08.510 --> 00:25:10.929 Wai-- Back the up. Wha-- 00:25:11.013 --> 00:25:13.182 What isn't perfect about this job? 00:25:13.265 --> 00:25:14.892 Well, that's what I wanted to ask you. 00:25:14.975 --> 00:25:16.810 It looks great on paper. 00:25:16.894 --> 00:25:20.355 The squad's loaded, but here you are walking out the door. 00:25:20.439 --> 00:25:23.233 - That's my business. - I just wonder if you're... 00:25:23.317 --> 00:25:25.444 bumping on personalities. 00:25:25.527 --> 00:25:29.114 You know, new owner, big star like Kareem stuck in his ways, 00:25:29.198 --> 00:25:31.700 maybe that's the reason your offense got so stagnant. 00:25:33.577 --> 00:25:36.205 - Stagnant? No... - You know, "dump the ball in post, 00:25:36.288 --> 00:25:38.499 watch the big man go to work." 00:25:38.582 --> 00:25:40.501 - Dependable, conventional. - Conventional? 00:25:40.584 --> 00:25:43.170 I'd want to try something, I don't know, a lot more... 00:25:43.253 --> 00:25:45.005 More... 00:25:45.088 --> 00:25:46.882 I don't know. A lot more unique. 00:25:46.965 --> 00:25:49.885 - Unique, yeah? Doc t-- - Hey, Jack! 00:25:49.968 --> 00:25:53.680 - Thanks for coming down. - Oh, thanks for having me, Bill. Jerry. 00:25:53.764 --> 00:25:55.098 Hey, thanks for the conversation. 00:25:55.182 --> 00:25:56.850 I-I hope we can finish it sometime. 00:25:56.934 --> 00:25:59.478 - Yeah, absolutely. - You know Chick. 00:25:59.561 --> 00:26:02.022 - Hey, Jack. How are you? Good to see you, pal. - Hey, Chick. Good to see you. 00:26:02.105 --> 00:26:04.816 No, no, no, no, Bill. I mean, what the * of a , dude. 00:26:04.900 --> 00:26:07.110 I mean, that guy's a *' nobody. 00:26:07.194 --> 00:26:08.946 Yeah. Well, he's a backup. 00:26:09.029 --> 00:26:11.448 Buss has his heart set on Tarkanian. 00:26:11.532 --> 00:26:14.701 You gotta be dry-*- humping me, dude! 00:26:14.785 --> 00:26:16.411 - No! - You want my job, Jerry? 00:26:16.495 --> 00:26:19.581 Oh, that's right. You picked this week to retire. 00:26:19.706 --> 00:26:21.375 But, I gotta thank you. 00:26:21.458 --> 00:26:24.127 See, I'm learning that life, like basketball, 00:26:24.211 --> 00:26:25.629 it's a game of control. 00:26:25.754 --> 00:26:28.423 Knowing what you can and what you can't. 00:26:28.507 --> 00:26:31.051 For instance, I can't control you. 00:26:31.134 --> 00:26:33.387 - That-- - I mean, I can't control Dr. Buss, 00:26:33.470 --> 00:26:36.598 and I can't control... 00:26:36.723 --> 00:26:38.433 who he wants to replace you with. 00:26:40.394 --> 00:26:42.604 Boom. 00:26:42.729 --> 00:26:44.439 That's all I got, Jerry. 00:26:47.067 --> 00:26:49.069 Unless you wanna reconsider. 00:26:50.070 --> 00:26:51.238 no, Bill. 00:26:51.321 --> 00:26:52.864 Then finish packing. 00:27:01.248 --> 00:27:03.583 What the is-- 00:27:09.089 --> 00:27:11.633 Hey, I ain't never been to no premiere before. Hoo-hoo! 00:27:11.717 --> 00:27:13.677 Yeah, that don't surprise me. 00:27:13.760 --> 00:27:15.595 Do they got popcorns like at a regular movie? 00:27:15.679 --> 00:27:17.222 I'm about to kick your * outta my car 00:27:17.306 --> 00:27:18.682 you don't stop acting like a bumpkin. 00:27:18.765 --> 00:27:20.225 And don't go getting * up 00:27:20.309 --> 00:27:22.185 over the celebrity bullshit neither 00:27:22.269 --> 00:27:23.979 because most of these stars out here broke as *, 00:27:24.104 --> 00:27:25.647 perpetrating like they living the dream. 00:27:25.731 --> 00:27:27.524 No, you gotta do it like 00:27:27.607 --> 00:27:29.985 Jim Brown or OJ do. 00:27:30.110 --> 00:27:31.570 Stay righteous, brother. 00:27:31.653 --> 00:27:34.698 Yeah, yeah. Right on. Right on. 00:27:35.991 --> 00:27:37.534 So, uh... 00:27:38.702 --> 00:27:40.037 What? 00:27:40.162 --> 00:27:42.622 Your man Buss leave you hangin'? 00:27:44.416 --> 00:27:46.209 He had to go to Vegas. 00:27:50.881 --> 00:27:52.132 What that mean? 00:27:52.215 --> 00:27:55.677 Nothin', man. Look. 00:27:55.761 --> 00:27:57.471 Glad you could make it, young buck. 00:27:58.805 --> 00:28:01.016 Me, too. Me, too. 00:28:11.860 --> 00:28:13.653 - I'm about to have fun. - Hey. 00:28:13.737 --> 00:28:16.448 Walking the red carpet! 00:28:16.531 --> 00:28:18.492 Remember that little chat we had, okay? 00:28:18.575 --> 00:28:20.035 Stay cool as a fan, yeah? 00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:22.162 Look at this. 00:28:22.245 --> 00:28:24.956 - See, stop it. Look. - Strike one. Hey! 00:28:25.040 --> 00:28:28.168 - Hello, fellas. - Damn! Lookin' sharp. 00:28:28.251 --> 00:28:31.463 Where is everybody? The press should be all up on my *. 00:28:31.546 --> 00:28:34.299 Shit, ain't everybody out this * a budding all-star. 00:28:34.382 --> 00:28:35.967 This shit cool, Storm. 00:28:36.051 --> 00:28:38.094 Can't wait to see my man up on the big screen. 00:28:38.220 --> 00:28:40.597 - Hey, thank you. - Uh, which one of you is on the Rams? 00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.266 - None. We're Lakers. - Right. 00:28:43.350 --> 00:28:45.685 - Well, let's get a photo anyway. - Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. 00:28:45.769 --> 00:28:47.938 Ring check, ring check. 00:28:49.898 --> 00:28:51.817 Oh! Thank you so much! Here we go. 00:28:51.900 --> 00:28:54.194 Mrs. Cosby! 00:28:54.277 --> 00:28:57.447 Oh! Look, y'all, it's Fat Albert! 00:28:57.531 --> 00:29:00.367 I'm gonna slide out real quick, fellas. Do my thing. 00:29:00.450 --> 00:29:03.245 - Hey, say hey to Bill for me. - Shut up. 00:29:05.372 --> 00:29:06.665 Man. 00:29:06.748 --> 00:29:09.000 Magic mother*in' Johnson. 00:29:09.084 --> 00:29:11.294 Shit. 00:29:11.378 --> 00:29:13.421 Nigga, Michigan State? 00:29:13.505 --> 00:29:15.674 You made me so much *in' money that game. 00:29:15.757 --> 00:29:18.218 Stomping all up and down on that sorry-* Larry Bird. 00:29:18.301 --> 00:29:20.011 - Right on, brother. - Yeah, baby. 00:29:20.095 --> 00:29:22.889 You's a bona fide Civil Rights hero. 00:29:22.973 --> 00:29:26.434 Making that ugly-* white boy cry on national TV? Shit! 00:29:26.518 --> 00:29:29.437 I bet they were celebrating that shit in the jungles of Africa. 00:29:29.521 --> 00:29:32.232 - Man, stop! Stop, man. I just be playin' ball, man. - Yeah, man! 00:29:32.315 --> 00:29:34.276 - Oh, you just be playin' ball, huh? - Yeah! 00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:35.986 Well, my name is Zastro, 00:29:36.069 --> 00:29:37.279 and everybody around this * 00:29:37.362 --> 00:29:38.780 likes to call me... 00:29:38.863 --> 00:29:40.615 Zastro. 00:29:40.699 --> 00:29:42.075 Nice to meet you, Zastro. 00:29:42.158 --> 00:29:43.493 Well, dig this here. 00:29:43.577 --> 00:29:44.828 I got this little thing that I do. 00:29:44.911 --> 00:29:47.038 It's over off of Crenshaw. 00:29:47.122 --> 00:29:48.790 It's a little after-hours. 00:29:52.335 --> 00:29:54.296 Walk with me. 00:29:54.379 --> 00:29:55.797 What, y'all know each other? 00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:58.800 Dude's shady. Lots of those out here. 00:29:58.883 --> 00:30:01.886 He ain't got shit to lose. You do. 00:30:03.597 --> 00:30:05.098 Good lookin' out, brother. 00:30:10.145 --> 00:30:12.606 Gimme that puss... 00:30:12.689 --> 00:30:14.524 Oh, it's coming up right now. 00:30:14.649 --> 00:30:17.235 don't use it here, sittin' on your *! Nixon! 00:30:19.487 --> 00:30:20.947 Was that you or... 00:30:21.031 --> 00:30:23.700 Wait, wha-- Where's the rest of it? 00:30:23.783 --> 00:30:25.994 Back of your head look good, man. 00:30:26.077 --> 00:30:27.996 They oughta give that afro an Oscar. 00:30:30.415 --> 00:30:34.169 - Ain't that some... - some bullshit right there? 00:30:49.684 --> 00:30:51.394 Pick it up! That ball does not 00:30:51.478 --> 00:30:53.188 wanna just sit in someone's hands. 00:30:53.271 --> 00:30:54.814 It wants to move. 00:30:54.898 --> 00:30:56.858 It wants to flow, like water. 00:30:56.941 --> 00:30:58.068 Let's get a move on! 00:30:58.151 --> 00:31:00.445 Push it faster, go! 00:31:00.528 --> 00:31:05.033 Yeah. Like what he did there. 00:31:05.116 --> 00:31:07.786 He ain't bad. He ain't-- he ain't *' bad at all. 00:31:07.869 --> 00:31:11.164 Look at that. Never stops going. 00:31:11.247 --> 00:31:13.458 He's pretty * good. 00:31:18.588 --> 00:31:20.673 Gail! 00:31:20.757 --> 00:31:22.467 Where is the Portland finals? 00:31:27.263 --> 00:31:29.182 Gail! 00:31:29.265 --> 00:31:32.185 Hey. They told me you retired. 00:31:32.268 --> 00:31:34.187 - You're not Gail. - No. 00:31:34.270 --> 00:31:36.481 I'm just borrowing her eye shadow. 00:31:36.564 --> 00:31:38.233 - What's your excuse? - Huh? 00:31:38.316 --> 00:31:40.276 Oh, * hell, I'm out the door. 00:31:40.360 --> 00:31:42.112 No, I'm just, uh... 00:31:42.195 --> 00:31:44.531 Yeah, Bill's just got me helping out on the job hunt. 00:31:44.614 --> 00:31:46.324 Well, you can put in a good word for me. 00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:50.620 - To coach? - That'd be a kick. 00:31:50.745 --> 00:31:52.539 - Right? - Seriously? 00:31:53.623 --> 00:31:55.583 No. 00:31:55.708 --> 00:31:57.418 No, Chick's, uh, is letting me audition to be on the air. 00:31:58.086 --> 00:32:00.046 Oh shit, Pat. 00:32:00.130 --> 00:32:02.966 - What the * for? - Glutton for punishment? 00:32:03.049 --> 00:32:05.260 I mean, I'm telling you, 00:32:05.343 --> 00:32:06.886 I get my * on a golf course, 00:32:06.970 --> 00:32:09.097 I'm never setting foot in here again. 00:32:09.180 --> 00:32:10.807 No good *' riddance, too. 00:32:10.890 --> 00:32:12.600 Sayonara. 00:32:12.725 --> 00:32:15.228 I said the same thing about volleyball. 00:32:15.311 --> 00:32:17.480 Month on the sand, 00:32:17.564 --> 00:32:18.731 I didn't know what I was gonna do with my life. 00:32:18.815 --> 00:32:20.525 It's funny, you know. 00:32:20.608 --> 00:32:23.862 It's not like it's any big surprise, but... 00:32:23.945 --> 00:32:25.530 you spend your whole career 00:32:25.613 --> 00:32:28.741 knowing it's all gonna be over someday. 00:32:28.825 --> 00:32:32.954 But you never really know what over is going to feel like... 00:32:33.037 --> 00:32:34.664 until you're sittin' on the beach. 00:32:35.832 --> 00:32:37.792 You're a 34-year-old has-been. 00:32:38.751 --> 00:32:40.795 And you realize, 00:32:40.879 --> 00:32:43.840 "Holy shit. Man, I just... 00:32:43.923 --> 00:32:45.341 I turned into my old man." 00:32:48.887 --> 00:32:51.180 But, hey. If I was you, it'd be different. 00:32:51.264 --> 00:32:53.474 Look at you. You got to be Jerry West. 00:32:53.558 --> 00:32:56.561 You know, that kind of respect, that kind of appreciation, 00:32:56.644 --> 00:32:59.480 I would be thrilled to walk away into the sunset. 00:33:00.398 --> 00:33:02.358 Instead... 00:33:02.442 --> 00:33:04.485 I'm practicing my velvet voice. 00:33:05.778 --> 00:33:07.780 How do I sound? 00:33:07.864 --> 00:33:09.657 Depressing. 00:33:21.085 --> 00:33:24.088 Hey, EJ! I miss you, man. 00:33:24.172 --> 00:33:25.465 I got Junior! 00:33:25.548 --> 00:33:27.091 Hey, man! How you been? 00:33:27.175 --> 00:33:28.635 Oh, boy's up this early? 00:33:28.718 --> 00:33:30.178 He's not calling from jail, is he? 00:33:30.261 --> 00:33:32.388 Tell Mama I ain't calling from no jail. 00:33:32.472 --> 00:33:34.349 Well, what you been doing out there? 00:33:34.432 --> 00:33:37.268 I just went out to a movie with the fellas last night. 00:33:37.352 --> 00:33:39.145 Oh, you making friends then? 00:33:39.228 --> 00:33:41.105 Yeah, Pop. Good ones. 00:33:44.192 --> 00:33:45.318 They sure are. 00:33:58.331 --> 00:34:01.000 People think some things in life are out of their control. 00:34:02.377 --> 00:34:04.962 Your hair falls out... 00:34:05.046 --> 00:34:08.049 the loan comes due, the coach quits, 00:34:08.132 --> 00:34:10.968 and the guy you want to replace him with is playing hard to get. 00:34:11.052 --> 00:34:12.178 Nothing you can do! 00:34:18.226 --> 00:34:19.769 But I don't buy into that. 00:34:20.686 --> 00:34:21.938 I'm a math guy. 00:34:23.648 --> 00:34:25.358 For every problem, 00:34:25.441 --> 00:34:27.110 there is a solution. 00:34:28.236 --> 00:34:31.697 Just... have... to... 00:34:33.491 --> 00:34:34.951 find it. 00:34:37.412 --> 00:34:39.455 Well, no, actually, I don't have a table, 00:34:39.539 --> 00:34:42.083 but I-I know Jerry Tarkanian is having dinner here, 00:34:42.166 --> 00:34:44.919 and that's who I'm here to see, so... I'm Dr. Jerry Buss. 00:34:46.921 --> 00:34:48.798 I own the Los Angeles Lakers. 00:34:48.881 --> 00:34:51.676 Maybe you've heard of them. 00:34:51.759 --> 00:34:54.137 Yeah, I lost 10 G's on you *s. 00:34:54.220 --> 00:34:56.139 Oh! He's with me! He's with me. 00:34:56.222 --> 00:34:59.642 - Hey. Sorry. - Joey, gentile. 00:34:59.725 --> 00:35:02.353 Mr. Mariani. I didn't know. 00:35:02.436 --> 00:35:04.147 Don't worry about it. 00:35:04.230 --> 00:35:06.399 - See you later, Joey. - You just gave him my whole wad. 00:35:06.482 --> 00:35:07.984 Yeah, I'm sure he earned it. 00:35:11.362 --> 00:35:13.030 And I kicked and screamed, "I like it here. 00:35:13.114 --> 00:35:14.407 I don't wanna go to Los Angeles." 00:35:14.490 --> 00:35:16.367 Blah blah blah blah blah. 00:35:16.450 --> 00:35:18.786 Next thing you know, I fall in love with the place. 00:35:18.870 --> 00:35:20.872 Tark, will you listen to the guy? 00:35:22.582 --> 00:35:24.750 What am I doing here? 00:35:24.834 --> 00:35:27.128 I'm eating. I'm listening. 00:35:27.587 --> 00:35:29.213 I'm getting heartburn. 00:35:29.213 --> 00:35:30.756 showing up like this. 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:32.884 I'm not going anywhere. 00:35:34.510 --> 00:35:36.053 Johnny, you know that pomodoro 00:35:36.178 --> 00:35:38.306 - I got coming for Lois? - Yes, sir. 00:35:38.389 --> 00:35:40.516 - Can we put a * rush on that? - Absolutely. 00:35:40.600 --> 00:35:42.059 And I'll take an espresso, please. 00:35:42.184 --> 00:35:43.686 It's on the house, Coach. Go Rebels. 00:35:44.896 --> 00:35:47.356 - These * phonies in Hollywood? - Tark... 00:35:48.774 --> 00:35:50.735 What you got here, 00:35:50.818 --> 00:35:52.111 it's magnificent. 00:35:52.194 --> 00:35:53.487 Of course, they love you. 00:35:53.613 --> 00:35:55.990 But LA is gonna love you even more. 00:35:56.073 --> 00:35:57.658 - They are. - So, let me take 00:35:57.742 --> 00:35:59.118 what you do here. the speed, 00:35:59.201 --> 00:36:01.621 that * lightning offense, 00:36:01.704 --> 00:36:04.248 let me put it on the biggest stage there is. 00:36:04.332 --> 00:36:06.834 Don't hide your light under a bushel, Jerry. 00:36:08.502 --> 00:36:10.212 You know what you got? 00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:13.549 A really amazing head of hair. 00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:18.179 - Really? - Truly. 00:36:20.514 --> 00:36:23.100 Like the Battle of the * Bulge. 00:36:23.142 --> 00:36:25.311 Took an hour 00:36:25.394 --> 00:36:27.647 every day. 00:36:29.899 --> 00:36:31.776 But at least, I don't feel like a fraud. 00:36:34.445 --> 00:36:36.572 I'm a college coach. 00:36:36.656 --> 00:36:38.199 That's what I am. 00:36:38.282 --> 00:36:40.242 - W-w-what Tark's trying to say... - Mick! 00:36:40.368 --> 00:36:41.535 He's just saying he's real comfortable, 00:36:41.619 --> 00:36:43.829 and it would take a lot to, uh, 00:36:43.913 --> 00:36:45.498 you know, make him move forward. 00:36:45.581 --> 00:36:46.957 Okay. How much? How much? 00:36:47.041 --> 00:36:48.834 Jerry, let's just-- let's just say it. 00:36:48.918 --> 00:36:50.294 - Say what we think. How much? - Let's... 00:36:50.419 --> 00:36:52.213 spitball. Uh, at least 00:36:52.296 --> 00:36:54.882 two, three times what he's earning here in Vegas. 00:36:54.965 --> 00:36:57.593 How about 10 times as much? 00:36:59.970 --> 00:37:02.932 - Okay? - That's a lot of money, Jerry. 00:37:03.015 --> 00:37:06.602 That's $750,000 by the way. 00:37:06.686 --> 00:37:08.813 And that's over how long? 00:37:08.896 --> 00:37:11.399 Per year, every year. 00:37:11.482 --> 00:37:13.234 Which, if I'm not mistaken, would make you 00:37:13.317 --> 00:37:15.986 the highest-paid coach in sports. 00:37:16.070 --> 00:37:17.905 Jerry, I didn't come here to * around. 00:37:17.988 --> 00:37:20.199 I came here to make you a solid offer. 00:37:20.282 --> 00:37:23.411 - You know, it's a lot of driving out in LA. - Vic... 00:37:23.494 --> 00:37:26.872 And he'd need a new car. You know, something reliable. 00:37:26.956 --> 00:37:30.126 Luxurious. I got a dealership-- 00:37:30.209 --> 00:37:31.961 Get two. Get one for Lois as well, 00:37:32.044 --> 00:37:34.130 so she can do her errands. 00:37:34.213 --> 00:37:35.965 - It's Rolls-Royce. - Of course, it's Rolls-Royce. 00:37:36.048 --> 00:37:37.842 You think I'm gonna put 'em in a Pontiac? 00:37:37.925 --> 00:37:39.635 You see what the * I'm dealing with over here? 00:37:39.718 --> 00:37:41.679 Hey, why don't you throw in the whole stadium? 00:37:41.762 --> 00:37:44.348 - Tark the Shark! - So, did we just make a deal? 00:37:44.473 --> 00:37:45.850 That's what it sounded like to me. 00:37:47.726 --> 00:37:49.770 Couple cars, 750. 00:37:49.854 --> 00:37:51.772 Are we done? 00:37:51.856 --> 00:37:54.733 'Cause I would love to trade in this sludge for some bubbly. 00:37:54.817 --> 00:37:57.445 - Champagne, sir. - Ha! Jesus. 00:37:57.528 --> 00:37:59.238 You do get good service here. 00:37:59.321 --> 00:38:00.656 From the gentlemen. 00:38:10.666 --> 00:38:12.668 - Let's make this happen for everybody, alright? - Yeah. 00:38:12.751 --> 00:38:14.795 - Yeah, we'll definitely do that. - Good seeing you. 00:38:14.879 --> 00:38:16.755 Thanks a lot. You've given us a lot to think about. 00:38:16.839 --> 00:38:20.384 Jerry, it was nice to meet you. 00:38:20.467 --> 00:38:22.344 Was it just me, or did we just get kiboshed 00:38:22.428 --> 00:38:24.889 - by a bottle of champagne? - Wasn't the bottle. 00:38:24.972 --> 00:38:26.682 Who were those guys? 00:38:26.765 --> 00:38:28.559 Come on. Who do you think? 00:38:28.642 --> 00:38:29.977 - Bing-bing-bing-bing. - Yeah. 00:38:30.060 --> 00:38:31.478 Yeah. So, you know what? 00:38:31.604 --> 00:38:33.147 We ought to kiss their pinky rings 00:38:33.230 --> 00:38:35.900 because they just saved us 750,000 fassule. 00:38:35.983 --> 00:38:37.860 How are we gonna come up with that kind of scratch? 00:38:37.943 --> 00:38:39.278 Let me worry about the money. 00:38:39.361 --> 00:38:41.030 You find out what the hell happened. 00:38:41.113 --> 00:38:42.364 - Call a cousin or something. - I can't call-- 00:38:42.448 --> 00:38:44.116 We're not letting this slip away! 00:38:44.200 --> 00:38:45.910 Pay who you gotta pay. Just make it happen. 00:38:48.787 --> 00:38:51.248 Fight the habit of retreating to your head voice. 00:38:51.332 --> 00:38:53.667 Set your chest voice free. 00:38:57.254 --> 00:38:59.465 Performing vowel sounds. 00:38:59.590 --> 00:39:01.342 Red baby buggy bumpers. 00:39:01.425 --> 00:39:03.010 Red baby buggy bumpers... 00:39:03.093 --> 00:39:04.678 Franklin threw Fred three free throws. 00:39:04.762 --> 00:39:06.388 Franklin threw Fred three three flows... 00:39:06.472 --> 00:39:08.474 Franklin threw Fred three three fl-- Shit! 00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:09.850 Expel the air in your lungs 00:39:09.934 --> 00:39:12.061 in one large breath. 00:39:20.361 --> 00:39:21.946 Let's do this, let's do this. 00:39:22.029 --> 00:39:24.949 Okay. 00:39:25.032 --> 00:39:26.283 Lights out, folks. 00:39:31.372 --> 00:39:33.415 Riley with the ball shakes his shadow, 00:39:33.499 --> 00:39:35.709 pulls up for the jumper. Good! 00:39:35.793 --> 00:39:37.628 Two points Kentucky. Riley with the rebound and the outlet. 00:39:37.711 --> 00:39:39.296 Damp here on the break. Score! 00:39:39.380 --> 00:39:41.173 What a duo. That's a one-two punch 00:39:41.256 --> 00:39:43.884 if I've ever seen one, folks. Hard foul by Riley. 00:39:43.968 --> 00:39:45.970 Took a little... wild out of those cats. 00:39:46.053 --> 00:39:47.805 Alright, Riley, number 42, 00:39:47.888 --> 00:39:49.390 pops it loose and breaks away. 00:39:49.473 --> 00:39:52.226 West, the trailer, shoots... Scores! 00:39:52.309 --> 00:39:54.728 'Cause he's Jerry West. One of the best, folks, 00:39:54.812 --> 00:39:56.522 one of the best to ever live. 00:39:56.647 --> 00:39:58.190 And here comes f... 00:39:58.273 --> 00:40:00.567 Pat Riley, folks, the... 00:40:00.693 --> 00:40:03.487 faggy-voiced washout with no future, 00:40:03.570 --> 00:40:05.948 who no one thinks will amount to any-- 00:40:15.791 --> 00:40:17.751 I used to be married to a professional athlete, 00:40:17.835 --> 00:40:19.503 so I guess we're even. 00:40:22.297 --> 00:40:25.134 What if you just cleared out all that ivy and this stuff, 00:40:25.134 --> 00:40:26.593 and then I could see patients in here? 00:40:44.611 --> 00:40:45.863 Ah! *. 00:41:22.483 --> 00:41:24.818 Jesus. 00:41:26.904 --> 00:41:28.489 Did you get it out of your system? 00:41:29.948 --> 00:41:32.493 Those * roots. 00:41:39.833 --> 00:41:43.545 - Are you feeling bleeding? - I'll stitch it up. 00:41:43.629 --> 00:41:46.715 Just can't stop thinking about my dad. 00:41:46.798 --> 00:41:48.300 Four games in the majors. 00:41:49.259 --> 00:41:51.303 One hit. 00:41:51.386 --> 00:41:53.847 He spent the rest of his life trying to get back to the plate. 00:41:55.807 --> 00:41:57.601 *! 00:42:01.521 --> 00:42:02.606 You know, 00:42:02.689 --> 00:42:05.567 every patient asks me 00:42:05.651 --> 00:42:07.736 how they turned out like their parents. 00:42:11.448 --> 00:42:13.367 I've never had a single one 00:42:13.450 --> 00:42:16.370 prepared to do the work to turn out differently. 00:42:18.330 --> 00:42:22.042 All I've ever done is work. I worked my whole life. 00:42:22.125 --> 00:42:24.461 Chris, that's all I've done. 00:42:24.544 --> 00:42:26.046 Day and night, I work. 00:42:27.464 --> 00:42:29.424 Every time I leave the-- 00:42:31.176 --> 00:42:33.136 I'd leave the court, 00:42:33.220 --> 00:42:34.638 and I'd see him in 00:42:34.721 --> 00:42:37.265 my mind's eye. 00:42:37.349 --> 00:42:39.434 * beer in his hand, sitting in that ugly * chair. 00:42:39.518 --> 00:42:41.019 And I'd work harder. 00:42:42.396 --> 00:42:45.065 - At basketball. - Yeah. What else? 00:42:51.488 --> 00:42:53.365 God. 00:42:53.448 --> 00:42:56.201 There's a reason that we bury the dead, honey. 00:42:56.284 --> 00:42:58.036 Indians burn bodies 00:42:58.120 --> 00:43:00.414 and Vikings send them out to sea. It's for... 00:43:01.248 --> 00:43:03.000 the living. 00:43:03.083 --> 00:43:04.668 So that we can move on with our lives. 00:43:04.751 --> 00:43:06.086 You wanna send me out to sea? 00:43:06.169 --> 00:43:08.171 Sometimes, I really do. 00:43:14.261 --> 00:43:16.847 I just really want you to find something else. 00:43:21.143 --> 00:43:22.769 Is that your big audition tape? 00:43:24.354 --> 00:43:25.397 Yeah. 00:43:26.606 --> 00:43:28.066 How'd it go? 00:43:29.484 --> 00:43:31.027 It's terrible. 00:43:31.111 --> 00:43:34.156 Alright. Well then... 00:43:35.741 --> 00:43:37.284 Work harder. 00:43:48.503 --> 00:43:50.172 What's it like out there? 00:43:50.255 --> 00:43:51.840 Tell Diana Ross I love her hair. 00:43:51.923 --> 00:43:53.925 Hey, y'all. 00:43:54.050 --> 00:43:55.260 It's for you. 00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:57.345 Bye! 00:43:58.180 --> 00:43:59.931 Should've known. 00:44:00.056 --> 00:44:02.851 Ten girls gathered around, it's gotta be Earvin. 00:44:02.934 --> 00:44:05.061 Now, you know I only kept them on the line 00:44:05.145 --> 00:44:06.438 so I could talk to you. 00:44:06.438 --> 00:44:07.898 I don't know, Cook. 00:44:07.981 --> 00:44:09.566 The whole thing out here, 00:44:09.649 --> 00:44:11.485 ain't like how I thought it was gonna be. 00:44:12.444 --> 00:44:14.571 Feel kind of small. 00:44:14.654 --> 00:44:16.114 Like Norm. 00:44:16.198 --> 00:44:18.200 He talk like he hot shit, 00:44:18.283 --> 00:44:21.328 but he got all these side hustles. 00:44:21.411 --> 00:44:23.246 Got a store here, 00:44:23.330 --> 00:44:26.041 a few words in a movie there, 00:44:26.124 --> 00:44:29.085 and they all... fine with it. 00:44:29.169 --> 00:44:31.922 It's just... I don't know. 00:44:32.005 --> 00:44:33.673 You want more. 00:44:33.757 --> 00:44:36.301 Of course. 00:44:36.384 --> 00:44:38.428 They out here treating us like we The Sylvers, 00:44:38.512 --> 00:44:40.764 when I'm trying to be the Jackson Five. 00:44:40.847 --> 00:44:42.891 Michael, at that. 00:44:42.974 --> 00:44:44.684 Damn straight. 00:44:44.768 --> 00:44:47.187 And I ain't talkin' no Tito or Jermaine. 00:44:47.270 --> 00:44:49.648 But, Cook, 00:44:49.731 --> 00:44:53.276 you shoulda seen the way that they was up on Cosby last night. 00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:55.987 All these eyes and cameras. 00:44:56.071 --> 00:44:57.864 He was gettin' all the love. 00:44:57.948 --> 00:45:00.033 If you think that's love, Earvin. 00:45:01.117 --> 00:45:03.119 Tsk. There you go. 00:45:03.203 --> 00:45:04.955 Just sayin'. 00:45:05.038 --> 00:45:06.498 Well, what you expect? 00:45:06.623 --> 00:45:08.416 If it was up to me, 00:45:08.500 --> 00:45:11.211 I'd have the real thing right here with me. 00:45:14.089 --> 00:45:16.383 - I got a test in the morning. - Come on, Cook. 00:45:16.466 --> 00:45:19.302 I got a orange tree right outside my door. 00:45:19.386 --> 00:45:21.888 - Good night, Earvin. - Good night, Cook. 00:45:30.605 --> 00:45:33.608 - Bill! Bill! - Not now, Jerry. 00:45:33.692 --> 00:45:36.152 - Not now! - Don't * "not now" me. I saw the progression, Bill. 00:45:36.236 --> 00:45:38.571 This guy McKinney is a * idiot savant. 00:45:38.655 --> 00:45:40.323 I mean, first year he came in, 00:45:40.407 --> 00:45:42.033 he turned that team in Portland right around 00:45:42.117 --> 00:45:43.910 - as an assistant. - Yep. 00:45:43.994 --> 00:45:46.371 I did. I spoke to Ramsay. It was his X's and O's. 00:45:46.454 --> 00:45:48.498 I mean, he took a squad of spare parts and turned them into 00:45:48.623 --> 00:45:50.750 a * Rolex, made 'em tick right to the title. 00:45:50.834 --> 00:45:52.836 They call it "retired" for a reason, Jerry. 00:45:52.919 --> 00:45:54.421 - Dr. Buss! - Huh? 00:45:54.504 --> 00:45:56.798 This coaching thing. 00:45:56.881 --> 00:45:58.258 I got your guy. 00:45:58.341 --> 00:46:00.635 Too late! Already got my own guy. 00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:02.470 Deal's already done. 00:46:02.595 --> 00:46:04.639 Tark's driving out to meet me at the Bay Club. Hey, hon? 00:46:04.723 --> 00:46:06.266 Come on with me, and I'll drop you off at your mother's 00:46:06.349 --> 00:46:07.600 when I get him on the dotted line. 00:46:07.684 --> 00:46:08.810 Jerry. 00:46:10.103 --> 00:46:12.272 Thank you for your service. 00:46:12.355 --> 00:46:14.065 And, hey, what do you know? 00:46:14.149 --> 00:46:16.067 I only have to change one name on the door. 00:46:16.151 --> 00:46:18.445 That's what you call a mitzvah! 00:46:18.528 --> 00:46:20.155 That means good luck in Jewish. 00:46:20.238 --> 00:46:21.740 Congratulations. 00:46:23.116 --> 00:46:24.367 You're done. 00:46:26.661 --> 00:46:29.622 Oh here, I found it. 2,500 square feet, 00:46:29.706 --> 00:46:31.624 three bedrooms, two and a half baths. 00:46:32.667 --> 00:46:34.169 You gotta think big, Lois! 00:46:34.252 --> 00:46:36.546 Something in the hills. 00:46:36.671 --> 00:46:38.965 - You know, the stilts. - I'm not vacuuming a mansion. 00:46:39.049 --> 00:46:41.009 They got Mexicans for that! 00:46:41.092 --> 00:46:42.969 - Hello, Vic? - Hey ya, Rose. 00:46:43.053 --> 00:46:44.846 - Oh, hi, Tark. - Vic there? We're on the road. 00:46:44.929 --> 00:46:46.890 He didn't come home last night. 00:46:46.973 --> 00:46:48.808 You haven't heard from him? He hasn't called you? 00:46:48.892 --> 00:46:51.853 Well, you know Vic. He probably slept at the office. 00:46:51.936 --> 00:46:54.105 Anyway, we'll see him there. Alright. Love you, Rose. 00:46:54.189 --> 00:46:56.566 Honey, this one looks really good. 00:46:56.691 --> 00:46:59.319 Oh, honey! 00:47:05.408 --> 00:47:07.660 We're gonna win it all this year. 00:47:07.744 --> 00:47:10.038 I can see it. Tark is the last piece. 00:47:10.121 --> 00:47:11.790 He's gonna be worth every penny. 00:47:11.873 --> 00:47:14.000 And it's a lot of pennies, let me tell you. 00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:17.295 Are you sure we can afford it? 00:47:18.087 --> 00:47:19.714 Afford what? 00:47:19.798 --> 00:47:23.259 Well, I-I overheard you and Grandma. 00:47:23.343 --> 00:47:25.303 And Claire is worried... 00:47:25.386 --> 00:47:27.555 because there's not that much coming in so far. 00:47:31.184 --> 00:47:33.061 You see that airplane up there? 00:47:33.144 --> 00:47:35.021 You know how an airplane flies? 00:47:35.104 --> 00:47:37.273 Like the actual physics of it? 00:47:37.357 --> 00:47:38.817 Well, let me tell you. 00:47:38.900 --> 00:47:40.860 It falls. No shit. 00:47:40.944 --> 00:47:42.445 It falls out of the sky, 00:47:42.529 --> 00:47:44.739 just fast enough with enough velocity 00:47:44.822 --> 00:47:46.324 that it doesn't smash into the ground, 00:47:46.407 --> 00:47:48.826 and then your wheels just touch, 00:47:48.910 --> 00:47:50.745 and you're right where you wanna be. 00:47:52.622 --> 00:47:55.458 But, you can't tell the paying customers that 00:47:55.542 --> 00:47:58.962 because you can't sell tickets falling to New York. 00:48:01.256 --> 00:48:02.799 But, kiddo, 00:48:02.882 --> 00:48:04.425 you can't get anywhere in this world 00:48:04.509 --> 00:48:06.636 if you are afraid to fall. 00:48:06.761 --> 00:48:08.054 Okay? 00:48:08.763 --> 00:48:10.765 Alright. 00:48:10.848 --> 00:48:13.226 So, quit worrying. I brought you with for good luck. 00:48:27.323 --> 00:48:28.950 - Hello? - Jerry? 00:48:29.242 --> 00:48:31.995 - Rose? - They... 00:48:32.078 --> 00:48:33.913 They found him. 00:48:33.997 --> 00:48:35.748 They found Vic!