WEBVTT 00:01:24.881 --> 00:01:27.383 He definitely got the wrong idea, didn't he? 00:01:27.509 --> 00:01:30.470 Had it been any random hot guy, it would've been obvious it wasn't a date. 00:01:30.470 --> 00:01:32.847 But with a top idol like Tohru Mugami, it's natural to think otherwise. 00:01:32.847 --> 00:01:34.015 Don't scare me like that! 00:01:34.015 --> 00:01:36.643 You didn't even hear me knock. What's got you so lost in thought? 00:01:36.643 --> 00:01:38.144 That's none of your business! 00:01:38.144 --> 00:01:40.688 It's all your fault anyway, Makoto! 00:01:40.688 --> 00:01:41.147 What? 00:01:43.024 --> 00:01:45.819 Wow! Tohru is on TV! 00:01:45.819 --> 00:01:46.653 Who's that? 00:01:46.653 --> 00:01:48.738 You don't know him? It's Tohru Mugami. 00:01:48.738 --> 00:01:52.408 He's the biggest young actor today! I'm a huge fan of his! 00:01:52.408 --> 00:01:55.411 What...? Who do you like more, me or that Tohru guy? 00:01:55.411 --> 00:01:56.579 Oh, that's a no-brainer. 00:01:56.579 --> 00:01:59.833 Of course it's you, honey! Compared to you, he's a fly on dog feces! 00:01:59.833 --> 00:02:00.375 Honey... 00:02:00.375 --> 00:02:01.209 Isn't that a bit harsh? 00:02:01.209 --> 00:02:02.836 I feel the same way. Compared to you, 00:02:02.836 --> 00:02:05.505 all other women are like stools clinging to a toilet! 00:02:05.505 --> 00:02:06.714 Honey, I heart you... 00:02:06.714 --> 00:02:09.008 Their romantic metaphors need some serious work. 00:02:09.843 --> 00:02:10.969 Oh, we have a visitor? 00:02:10.969 --> 00:02:12.428 Geez, what a time to interrupt... 00:02:12.428 --> 00:02:14.848 Coming! May I ask who... 00:02:16.558 --> 00:02:17.559 What's wrong, honey?! 00:02:17.559 --> 00:02:18.977 It's the fly... I mean... 00:02:18.977 --> 00:02:20.353 Sorry to barge in so late in the day. 00:02:20.353 --> 00:02:23.606 May I ask if this is Kusuo Saiki's residence? 00:02:27.318 --> 00:02:28.528 What?! He's the guy on TV! 00:02:28.528 --> 00:02:30.488 - Why is Tohru at our house?! - Quiet. You'll bother the neighbors. 00:02:31.156 --> 00:02:31.739 Have some tea. 00:02:31.739 --> 00:02:33.783 Thank you very much. 00:02:33.783 --> 00:02:36.786 Kusuo, do you remember when we met at the movie theater? 00:02:36.786 --> 00:02:37.412 I knew he was coming. 00:02:37.412 --> 00:02:39.956 - Well, I thought that you might've misunderstood something. - I'd rather not see him at all, but it beats him waiting for me at school or on the streets. 00:02:40.915 --> 00:02:43.293 You see, Kokomi and I are siblings. 00:02:43.293 --> 00:02:45.378 We often get mistaken for a couple. 00:02:45.378 --> 00:02:46.337 Really? You're her... 00:02:46.337 --> 00:02:47.755 - I already knew that too. - ...big brother? 00:02:47.755 --> 00:02:49.424 Tohru Mugami is my stage name. 00:02:49.424 --> 00:02:51.634 My real name is Makoto Teruhashi. 00:02:51.634 --> 00:02:54.846 My sister is worried that Kusuo got the wrong idea, 00:02:54.846 --> 00:02:56.723 so I came over to explain the situation. 00:02:56.723 --> 00:02:57.348 My... 00:02:57.348 --> 00:02:59.058 Whatever could she be worried for? 00:02:59.058 --> 00:03:00.518 Yes, whatever for? 00:03:00.518 --> 00:03:02.187 Stop entertaining such idiocy. 00:03:02.187 --> 00:03:03.897 I have to go prepare dinner. 00:03:03.897 --> 00:03:05.523 Your parents are such lovely people. 00:03:05.523 --> 00:03:06.524 Oh, that's right, Kusuo. 00:03:06.524 --> 00:03:08.902 I have something else to tell you, from me. 00:03:08.902 --> 00:03:10.153 Could you hear me out? 00:03:10.153 --> 00:03:10.945 So... 00:03:10.945 --> 00:03:12.989 Stay the hell away from my sister, shit for brains. 00:03:14.532 --> 00:03:16.367 You might be her classmate or whatever, 00:03:16.367 --> 00:03:17.577 but don't push your luck, you shit. 00:03:17.577 --> 00:03:19.662 She's out of your league, you worthless four-eyes. 00:03:19.662 --> 00:03:21.915 Well, I already knew his true feelings, 00:03:21.915 --> 00:03:24.167 but I didn't expect he'd be so direct about it. 00:03:24.167 --> 00:03:25.543 Even I feel hurt. 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:27.712 You're a fly on dog feces. 00:03:27.712 --> 00:03:30.173 You do realize Teruhashi is the dog feces in your analogy? 00:03:30.173 --> 00:03:31.883 Are you thinking you have a chance? 00:03:31.883 --> 00:03:32.717 Not at all. 00:03:32.842 --> 00:03:35.386 Since you can see and even greet her every day, 00:03:35.386 --> 00:03:38.181 you're hoping you'll get married after a long courtship, aren't you? 00:03:38.181 --> 00:03:39.432 Still no. 00:03:39.432 --> 00:03:40.850 Open your frigging eyes, scumbag. 00:03:40.850 --> 00:03:42.518 How many times do I have to say it? 00:03:42.518 --> 00:03:43.895 Her beauty is incomparable. 00:03:43.895 --> 00:03:46.898 It's only natural you're drawn to her like a hyena to carrion. 00:03:46.898 --> 00:03:49.317 - It's natural. Just natural. - You're calling Teruhashi carrion with that analogy. 00:03:49.317 --> 00:03:51.402 Kokomi isn't just a beautiful girl. 00:03:51.402 --> 00:03:52.153 She's a masterpiece crafted by God! 00:03:52.153 --> 00:03:54.239 There's no one suitable for Kokomi... 00:03:54.239 --> 00:03:55.114 ...but me! 00:03:56.407 --> 00:03:57.784 What the hell is he saying? 00:03:57.784 --> 00:03:59.452 You're but a mere classmate. 00:03:59.452 --> 00:04:01.204 I've been by her side since she was born! 00:04:01.204 --> 00:04:02.163 Yeah, as her brother. 00:04:02.163 --> 00:04:04.249 The one who'll marry my sister is me! 00:04:04.249 --> 00:04:05.458 Ah, he's *ed in the head. 00:04:05.458 --> 00:04:07.961 I'll never let some filthy nobody have my Kokomi! 00:04:07.961 --> 00:04:10.088 The only one who can touch her is me, her brother! 00:04:10.088 --> 00:04:12.048 How could they have let him get this bad? 00:04:12.048 --> 00:04:13.466 Oh, Kokomi! 00:04:13.508 --> 00:04:16.594 There's no one in the world who loves you more than I! 00:04:16.594 --> 00:04:19.973 - Oh, Kokomi! You shine brighter than the stars themselves! - Obsession doesn't even begin to describe his thing for his sister. 00:04:19.973 --> 00:04:21.557 Stay away from my Kokomi. 00:04:21.557 --> 00:04:23.768 Don't look at her. Don't even breathe the same air as her. 00:04:23.768 --> 00:04:25.937 - Good grief. Looks like I've caught the attention of a real piece of work. - Makoto! Are you okay with green peppers? 00:04:25.937 --> 00:04:26.813 They're no problem! 00:04:26.813 --> 00:04:28.606 Whatever. I'll just send him home. 00:04:28.606 --> 00:04:29.107 Coming! 00:04:29.107 --> 00:04:30.191 Who might... 00:04:30.191 --> 00:04:31.109 Oh, hello there. 00:04:31.484 --> 00:04:32.568 It's for you. 00:04:32.944 --> 00:04:33.528 Kokomi?! 00:04:33.528 --> 00:04:34.529 Why are you here? 00:04:34.529 --> 00:04:35.697 Why are you here? 00:04:35.697 --> 00:04:36.489 I called her. 00:04:37.323 --> 00:04:39.409 Your brother is at Saiki's house. Hurry. 00:04:40.118 --> 00:04:42.912 I called Teruhashi over with my telepathy. 00:04:42.912 --> 00:04:44.247 Hey, what are you here for? 00:04:44.247 --> 00:04:47.000 - Now, please take this pervert away from me. - Well, you were worried Saiki misunderstood, right? 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:48.376 What? I didn't say anything, so how... 00:04:48.376 --> 00:04:51.129 I always know what you're thinking. 00:04:51.129 --> 00:04:53.298 You can rest easy now. I've explained everything! 00:04:53.298 --> 00:04:54.799 I-I see. That's goo... 00:04:54.799 --> 00:04:55.258 What?! 00:04:55.258 --> 00:04:59.178 Wait, doesn't this mean that Saiki knows I was worried about what he thought?! 00:05:00.138 --> 00:05:02.849 So Teruhashi was thinking about me! 00:05:02.849 --> 00:05:04.559 - I always have your best... - Why... 00:05:05.018 --> 00:05:06.894 Why did you have to stick your nose into this?! 00:05:06.894 --> 00:05:08.938 I hate you! 00:05:08.938 --> 00:05:09.856 What...? 00:05:09.856 --> 00:05:12.066 I'm never talking to you ever again! 00:05:15.445 --> 00:05:17.030 Hey, don't leave him here. 00:05:23.036 --> 00:05:25.663 You have fifty minutes. Talking is strictly forbidden. 00:05:25.663 --> 00:05:27.498 I will be watching for suspicious behavior! 00:05:27.498 --> 00:05:29.250 Well then, begin! 00:05:29.250 --> 00:05:30.418 Today we have final exams. 00:05:30.877 --> 00:05:34.839 Most students hate tests, but I'm completely fine with them. 00:05:35.465 --> 00:05:36.758 That's because... 00:05:36.758 --> 00:05:39.427 The answer for Question 1 is A. Okay, next. 00:05:39.427 --> 00:05:40.803 Maybe it's B. 00:05:40.803 --> 00:05:42.638 It's A. No doubt about it. 00:05:42.638 --> 00:05:44.849 ...I can cheat as much as I want. 00:05:44.849 --> 00:05:47.268 - For a psychic like me, cheating is child's play. - I wonder if B is right for Question 2? 00:05:47.268 --> 00:05:48.644 The second question looks tricky. 00:05:48.644 --> 00:05:50.813 - With telepathy, everyone's minds are an open book. - It's gotta be B, right? 00:05:50.813 --> 00:05:53.775 I can see through the student in front to check their answers. 00:05:53.775 --> 00:05:57.028 With thoughtography, I can make the correct answers show themselves. 00:05:57.487 --> 00:05:59.405 But don't get me wrong. 00:05:59.405 --> 00:06:02.450 I can easily get 100% on high school tests on my own merits. 00:06:03.076 --> 00:06:05.661 I cheat in order to not stand out. 00:06:05.661 --> 00:06:06.746 I cheat to be average. 00:06:07.455 --> 00:06:09.499 - I'm writing down the wrong answers - B looks like the answer, but it's actually C! 00:06:09.499 --> 00:06:10.875 It can't be B. It's either C or D. 00:06:10.875 --> 00:06:13.294 - so that I'll end up right in the middle of all 181 second-years. - It has to be C. 00:06:13.294 --> 00:06:15.380 C seems right, but I think it's D. 00:06:15.380 --> 00:06:18.424 The right answer is A, but I guess I'll go with C. 00:06:21.427 --> 00:06:23.262 I totally bombed that test! 00:06:23.262 --> 00:06:25.014 What was the subject again? Chemistry? 00:06:25.014 --> 00:06:25.681 How'd you do? 00:06:25.681 --> 00:06:26.933 You don't look so happy. 00:06:26.933 --> 00:06:27.809 Oh, it's Kaidou. 00:06:27.809 --> 00:06:29.769 Didn't do so hot on the test? 00:06:29.769 --> 00:06:31.396 Sorry, but I totally aced it. 00:06:31.396 --> 00:06:32.688 I'm jealous, Kaidou! 00:06:32.688 --> 00:06:35.066 Oh, Hairo. How did you do? 00:06:35.066 --> 00:06:36.567 Absolutely terrible. 00:06:36.567 --> 00:06:41.114 - But it was my fault for not studying. - It's just a hunch, but I feel like Hairo will get the better score. 00:06:41.114 --> 00:06:43.908 Yeah, I didn't study for it at all either. 00:06:43.908 --> 00:06:44.409 I'm shocked. 00:06:44.951 --> 00:06:46.369 You're such a carefree guy. 00:06:46.994 --> 00:06:49.414 You don't have to take tests so seriously. 00:06:49.414 --> 00:06:50.706 Hey, Nendou. 00:06:50.706 --> 00:06:54.210 If you flunk three or more subjects, you'll be held back. Got it? 00:06:57.380 --> 00:06:58.464 Don't worry. 00:06:58.464 --> 00:07:01.384 Even if we're in different years, we're still the same age. 00:07:01.384 --> 00:07:02.510 Nothing needs to change. 00:07:02.510 --> 00:07:03.594 Hey, it's too soon to give up! 00:07:03.594 --> 00:07:06.097 - Telling Nendou to pass a test is like telling a pig to fly. - It's not a done deal yet, right? 00:07:06.097 --> 00:07:07.598 It'll work out if you just do your best! 00:07:07.598 --> 00:07:08.433 Say... 00:07:08.433 --> 00:07:09.684 Who's holding my back? 00:07:09.684 --> 00:07:10.560 This is how he is. 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.312 Tests are nothing to worry about. 00:07:13.312 --> 00:07:15.273 I've got a secret plan. 00:07:15.690 --> 00:07:17.233 This. 00:07:18.443 --> 00:07:20.820 As long as I have this, I'll do perfectly! 00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:22.238 He's done for. 00:07:22.238 --> 00:07:23.865 Now, begin! 00:07:25.408 --> 00:07:26.617 Good grief. 00:07:27.118 --> 00:07:29.120 I guess I won't be seeing him after this term. 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:29.996 Okay, it's D. 00:07:29.996 --> 00:07:33.624 Even with that method, there is one way he can avoid flunking the test. 00:07:33.624 --> 00:07:36.836 - I could move his pencil with my psychokinesis. - There! Another D, huh? 00:07:36.836 --> 00:07:40.548 - Be quiet, Nendou! - But I don't feel like helping out someone who won't help themselves. 00:07:40.548 --> 00:07:43.092 The answers for these questions are D, D, C, A, A. 00:07:43.092 --> 00:07:44.260 They're like notes in a song. 00:07:44.260 --> 00:07:45.720 Come on! Oh, it's A. 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:47.305 He got them all right?! Just what... 00:07:48.389 --> 00:07:50.266 ...is going on? 00:07:51.309 --> 00:07:53.478 Hey, are you listening to me? 00:07:53.478 --> 00:07:55.855 I'm already stuck on Question 1! 00:07:55.855 --> 00:07:58.900 Help me out here. I brought you all the way here for a reason! 00:07:58.900 --> 00:08:03.154 - Huh? Where did he go?! That *! - I see. No wonder I've been seeing double. 00:08:03.154 --> 00:08:05.364 So it was you, Nendou's father! 00:08:05.364 --> 00:08:07.200 Okay, next is the fifth question. 00:08:07.200 --> 00:08:08.034 But why? 00:08:08.034 --> 00:08:10.286 Ghosts don't have any memories of their former lives. 00:08:10.286 --> 00:08:12.079 He wouldn't know that's his son there. 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:14.749 - All right! I'm on a roll! - I wonder why... 00:08:14.749 --> 00:08:17.210 I just can't seem to leave this guy alone. 00:08:20.129 --> 00:08:24.008 Among all 181 students, he got 90th place?! 00:08:24.592 --> 00:08:26.677 You're always dead last, so how did you...?! 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:27.929 Like I said, tests are nothing. 00:08:27.929 --> 00:08:29.096 You cheated, didn't you?! 00:08:29.096 --> 00:08:31.349 No, idiot. I just used this thing up here. 00:08:31.349 --> 00:08:33.518 Oh, so you got hit in the temporal region, huh? 00:08:33.518 --> 00:08:34.977 Amazing job, Nendou! 00:08:34.977 --> 00:08:37.855 To think you raced past 90 other students! How admirable! 00:08:37.855 --> 00:08:39.440 Hey, there's no need to patronize him. 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:41.234 Oh no, I would never! 00:08:41.234 --> 00:08:44.862 - Academic achievement has no meaning on the battlefield. - And I spent all night studying... 00:08:44.862 --> 00:08:47.448 Hey, you being a sore loser, runt? 00:08:47.448 --> 00:08:50.117 You didn't beat me! I'm not that du— 00:08:52.078 --> 00:08:53.246 S-Sorry. 00:08:53.246 --> 00:08:54.080 Whatever for? 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:58.084 - This was the exact spot I was aiming for. No complaints here. - I mean, you didn't do anything wrong, Saiki! 00:08:58.084 --> 00:08:59.669 Yeah! There's nothing to feel bad about! 00:08:59.669 --> 00:09:01.546 Stop trying to comfort me. You're making it worse. 00:09:01.546 --> 00:09:06.634 But man, my dad's old pencil sure is incredible! 00:09:06.634 --> 00:09:09.178 What? That belonged to your dad? 00:09:09.178 --> 00:09:09.679 Yep. 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:12.014 Getting so far on luck... 00:09:12.014 --> 00:09:14.100 It's like you're some kind of psychic. 00:09:14.100 --> 00:09:14.809 Yeah. 00:09:14.809 --> 00:09:17.603 Oh? I don't see your name on here, Reita. 00:09:17.603 --> 00:09:18.688 It's there... 00:09:18.688 --> 00:09:20.773 ...right near the end. 00:09:33.119 --> 00:09:36.539 - I'm done for... It's all over for me... - Good grief. 00:09:36.539 --> 00:09:39.667 - I wish I had been born a piece of seaweed. - No sooner do I take off the telepathy suppressor ring than do I hear this. 00:09:39.667 --> 00:09:42.253 - Then I could just sway in the water watching fish pass by. - Negative thoughts are such a mood killer. 00:09:42.795 --> 00:09:44.338 He's got it pretty bad. 00:09:44.338 --> 00:09:48.009 - But I feel like I've heard this voice before. - Swaying, swaying, swaying... 00:09:49.885 --> 00:09:51.512 Nope, never seen him before. 00:09:51.512 --> 00:09:52.638 Well, time to go home. 00:09:52.638 --> 00:09:53.764 M-Master! 00:09:53.764 --> 00:09:57.184 - Wrong guy. - I can't believe you'd appear before me at a time like this! 00:09:57.184 --> 00:09:58.477 This is indeed amazing! 00:09:58.477 --> 00:09:59.979 I said wrong guy, you fool! 00:09:59.979 --> 00:10:01.147 Master! I beg of you! 00:10:01.147 --> 00:10:04.025 Please be my assistant in my magic show! 00:10:04.025 --> 00:10:05.776 Ladies and gentlemen! 00:10:05.776 --> 00:10:08.738 The illusionist who once appeared on the Miraculous Magic Show 00:10:08.738 --> 00:10:11.449 is here to show you some of his new tricks tonight! 00:10:11.449 --> 00:10:13.034 Uryoku Chouno! 00:10:13.034 --> 00:10:15.119 Amazing! 00:10:15.828 --> 00:10:17.288 What a response from the audience! 00:10:17.288 --> 00:10:18.998 His poses are as weird as ever. 00:10:18.998 --> 00:10:21.709 But he's more popular than he ever was before. 00:10:21.709 --> 00:10:24.587 All that aside, how did I get talked into this? 00:10:24.587 --> 00:10:26.339 I have an important show tonight. 00:10:26.339 --> 00:10:29.008 But my assistant Michael got into an accident. 00:10:29.008 --> 00:10:30.635 What? Mr. Ike? 00:10:30.635 --> 00:10:33.262 Fortunately, his injuries aren't life-threatening. 00:10:33.262 --> 00:10:35.473 But it looks like he can't do the show tonight. 00:10:35.473 --> 00:10:38.267 So I asked everyone I knew to step in. 00:10:38.726 --> 00:10:40.311 But they all turned me down. 00:10:40.311 --> 00:10:43.105 All my friends vanished into thin air. 00:10:43.105 --> 00:10:44.857 It was just like a perfect illusion. 00:10:44.857 --> 00:10:46.233 That's too sad to laugh at. 00:10:46.233 --> 00:10:48.444 With no more alternatives, I went to ask my mother, 00:10:48.444 --> 00:10:50.321 but she looked so pathetic, I lost my nerve. 00:10:50.321 --> 00:10:51.822 Don't call your own mother pathetic. 00:10:51.822 --> 00:10:55.326 - I beg you! Please do the show with me! - Sorry, but no. 00:10:55.326 --> 00:10:57.703 Please wait! This show means a lot to me! 00:10:57.703 --> 00:11:00.706 M-My wife... My estranged missus will come to see it! 00:11:00.706 --> 00:11:03.125 That's why I really... 00:11:03.125 --> 00:11:05.211 I really need to get on stage... 00:11:07.963 --> 00:11:08.923 You're that far already?! 00:11:08.923 --> 00:11:10.091 This is just a pain. 00:11:10.091 --> 00:11:10.758 You're not even slowing down, are you? 00:11:10.758 --> 00:11:14.303 - Also, when you corrected yourself to say "missus" instead of "wife," it kind of ticked me off. - Wow, you don't see many people who'd walk away after all that. 00:11:14.303 --> 00:11:16.472 At least look at this before you go. 00:11:17.264 --> 00:11:20.893 This is a magic body sawing box. I spent all my savings on it. 00:11:20.893 --> 00:11:22.937 I couldn't afford a new one at 1.2 million yen, 00:11:22.937 --> 00:11:24.605 so I bought one secondhand. 00:11:24.605 --> 00:11:25.773 It was 1.18 million yen. 00:11:25.773 --> 00:11:27.108 You should've saved up more. 00:11:27.108 --> 00:11:28.776 That's why it didn't come with a manual. 00:11:29.276 --> 00:11:31.779 I tried many different ways of doing the trick with Michael, 00:11:31.779 --> 00:11:32.780 but nothing worked. 00:11:32.780 --> 00:11:33.948 Was this the accident?! 00:11:33.948 --> 00:11:37.034 Fortunately, the injuries he got then were light, 00:11:37.034 --> 00:11:38.077 but two days later, 00:11:38.077 --> 00:11:41.080 he got hit by a motorcycle and thrown 30 meters. 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:42.206 Mr. Ike! 00:11:42.206 --> 00:11:45.000 At any rate, I still have no idea how to use this. 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:47.128 But at this point, I'll just have to try it out myself! 00:11:47.128 --> 00:11:49.755 - I'll spend every second I have to figure this out! - No, you should just give up. 00:11:49.755 --> 00:11:50.589 Because... 00:11:50.589 --> 00:11:53.884 ...this is a completely ordinary box with no tricks or gimmicks. 00:11:56.554 --> 00:12:00.349 I'm thinking of using this chainsaw in the show and picking an assistant from the audience. 00:12:00.349 --> 00:12:01.809 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 00:12:01.934 --> 00:12:04.729 So I took on being his assistant. 00:12:04.729 --> 00:12:07.106 Midori... Where are you? 00:12:07.356 --> 00:12:08.107 No... 00:12:08.357 --> 00:12:09.358 Not her, either. 00:12:09.775 --> 00:12:10.568 That's not... 00:12:11.736 --> 00:12:12.653 It's not her. 00:12:12.653 --> 00:12:14.363 Your wife must be a real looker. 00:12:14.363 --> 00:12:17.074 No, I have to focus on my performance right now. 00:12:17.074 --> 00:12:19.618 After all, the master went out of his way to help me. 00:12:20.369 --> 00:12:24.373 For my next trick, I'll transport my assistant Saichael from this box here... 00:12:24.373 --> 00:12:24.999 "Saichael"? 00:12:24.999 --> 00:12:27.710 ...instantly to the box on the other side of the stage! 00:12:28.419 --> 00:12:30.379 Both boxes will be locked. 00:12:30.379 --> 00:12:32.298 He can't get out nor can anyone get in. 00:12:32.298 --> 00:12:33.799 Now, Saichael, if you please. 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:36.135 Please what? What am I supposed to do here? 00:12:36.677 --> 00:12:39.638 On my signal, jump out with a bam! We clear? 00:12:39.638 --> 00:12:40.598 No, we're not clear. 00:12:40.598 --> 00:12:43.267 Now I'm going to close the box and lock it! 00:12:43.267 --> 00:12:44.560 Start the music! 00:12:44.560 --> 00:12:47.271 Good grief. I don't see any tricks here. 00:12:47.271 --> 00:12:48.397 How am I... 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:50.357 What's this? 00:12:50.357 --> 00:12:52.860 Ah. So there's a hidden pathway underneath the stage. 00:12:52.860 --> 00:12:55.112 This is quite the involved trick. 00:12:55.112 --> 00:12:57.448 All I need to do is get inside the other box from here, huh? 00:12:58.199 --> 00:12:59.033 It's not opening. 00:12:59.033 --> 00:13:01.494 - The box must have shifted so it's blocking the door. - Let's open the box! 00:13:01.494 --> 00:13:04.038 Time to be amazed! 00:13:04.038 --> 00:13:05.289 So be it. 00:13:06.165 --> 00:13:08.209 Huh? Didn't he just appear out of nowhere? 00:13:08.209 --> 00:13:08.918 Yeah... 00:13:08.918 --> 00:13:10.169 What was that? 00:13:10.169 --> 00:13:12.630 That's why he's the master! Though I have no idea how he did that. 00:13:12.630 --> 00:13:15.549 - A-Amazing! - But in any case, today's show was a huge success! 00:13:16.801 --> 00:13:18.010 Wait, is that... 00:13:18.719 --> 00:13:19.887 Is she here?! 00:13:22.014 --> 00:13:22.807 Nendou? 00:13:22.807 --> 00:13:24.600 What are you doing here? 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:25.142 She's here. 00:13:25.976 --> 00:13:27.561 Thank you... 00:13:27.561 --> 00:13:29.313 ...so much for coming to see me! 00:13:29.313 --> 00:13:29.939 Midori! 00:13:30.397 --> 00:13:31.398 What? 00:13:37.738 --> 00:13:39.824 My name is Kouta Nakanishi. 00:13:39.824 --> 00:13:42.326 I was an ordinary employee at a certain publisher. 00:13:42.326 --> 00:13:44.703 I met Midori one year after I was hired on. 00:13:44.703 --> 00:13:47.039 At the time, I was insecure about my job performance. 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:50.167 Midori was working at a cafe nearby my office. 00:13:51.794 --> 00:13:52.795 Welcome! 00:13:52.795 --> 00:13:55.005 We got close over my countless visits to the cafe. 00:13:55.005 --> 00:13:58.133 She would always smile as she listened to my grumblings. 00:13:58.133 --> 00:13:59.218 She stole my heart. 00:13:59.218 --> 00:14:02.137 I mustered up my courage and proposed to her. 00:14:02.137 --> 00:14:04.849 Her husband had passed away, leaving her a single parent, 00:14:04.849 --> 00:14:07.142 but I wanted to support both her and her son. 00:14:07.142 --> 00:14:10.229 But one month later, I was suddenly let go from my job. 00:14:10.229 --> 00:14:13.899 As I fell into despair, Midori took her son with her and left me. 00:14:14.024 --> 00:14:17.820 I want her to see what I've accomplished in these past two years! 00:14:17.820 --> 00:14:20.573 That's why putting on a good show today is absolutely critical for me! 00:14:20.573 --> 00:14:22.700 Okay, I get that much. But this Midori, well... 00:14:22.700 --> 00:14:24.702 She never actually came, right? 00:14:24.743 --> 00:14:26.203 Oh, what's this? 00:14:26.203 --> 00:14:28.163 - This knife is so cool, bro. - All we got instead was this idiot here, right? 00:14:28.163 --> 00:14:29.498 Yeah, it's pretty fun, isn't it? 00:14:29.498 --> 00:14:31.166 Riki, don't touch things without asking. 00:14:31.166 --> 00:14:33.127 - Midori! You came after all! - You can't be serious... 00:14:33.127 --> 00:14:34.795 It's been a while, Kou. 00:14:34.795 --> 00:14:36.338 What was that flashback about then?! 00:14:36.338 --> 00:14:37.506 Master, I'll introduce you! 00:14:37.506 --> 00:14:38.924 - This is my wife, Midori! - This turn of events is so sudden, I'm getting whiplash. 00:14:38.924 --> 00:14:39.550 Ex-wife, that is. 00:14:39.550 --> 00:14:41.719 Stop cramming in whatever nonsense you think of, author! 00:14:41.719 --> 00:14:43.387 You look kinda familiar. 00:14:43.387 --> 00:14:44.096 Not good! 00:14:44.096 --> 00:14:45.639 No, your glasses are different. 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:48.183 I thought you were my pal Saiki at first. 00:14:48.183 --> 00:14:49.977 Good thing he's reliably dumb as ever. 00:14:49.977 --> 00:14:51.270 I've had enough. I'm going home. 00:14:51.270 --> 00:14:53.105 Where are you going, Saichael? 00:14:53.105 --> 00:14:54.773 The second half of the show is starting soon. 00:14:54.773 --> 00:14:55.816 There's more? 00:14:55.816 --> 00:14:56.317 Midori. 00:14:56.317 --> 00:15:00.029 After you see my show, would you at least consider giving me another chance? 00:15:00.029 --> 00:15:01.655 What is with this messed up world? 00:15:01.655 --> 00:15:03.282 Fine. I don't see why not. 00:15:03.282 --> 00:15:05.284 I'm here already so I might as well stay until it's over. 00:15:05.284 --> 00:15:07.786 I wouldn't get my hopes up, though. 00:15:07.786 --> 00:15:10.539 I'm certain our relationship has already run its course. 00:15:10.539 --> 00:15:12.207 You say that with Nendou's face and voice?! 00:15:13.375 --> 00:15:14.501 Master... 00:15:14.501 --> 00:15:16.086 I think it's time for you-know-what. 00:15:16.086 --> 00:15:18.589 Next up, we have a body sawing trick! 00:15:18.589 --> 00:15:22.217 Saichael will get inside this box and then I'll cut it with a chainsaw. 00:15:22.217 --> 00:15:23.761 I'll then separate the split pieces. 00:15:23.761 --> 00:15:28.474 - Finally after putting the box back to its original state, his body will still be in one piece! - I've been wondering, why do you explain everything before you do it? 00:15:28.474 --> 00:15:29.975 Oh man, can he really do this? 00:15:29.975 --> 00:15:32.019 There's gotta be a trick to that box. 00:15:32.019 --> 00:15:33.354 Well, you're wrong. 00:15:33.354 --> 00:15:37.149 This box is a completely normal box with no tricks or gimmicks. 00:15:37.149 --> 00:15:41.278 Good grief. Even I can think of only thirteen or so ways to make it through unscathed. 00:15:41.278 --> 00:15:44.156 First, I'll mercilessly bend the chainsaw the moment it enters. 00:15:44.156 --> 00:15:47.910 Then right before it exits, I'll turn back time to restore it. 00:15:47.910 --> 00:15:51.163 When he moves the pieces of the box, I'll have to bend my joints. 00:15:51.163 --> 00:15:53.165 Are you all ready? Well then... 00:15:53.165 --> 00:15:54.625 Hold it right there! 00:15:54.625 --> 00:15:57.002 Let me be your assistant and get inside the box! 00:15:57.002 --> 00:15:59.296 - I wanna do the body cut-up thing! - Um, what? 00:15:59.296 --> 00:15:59.880 Who is that? 00:15:59.880 --> 00:16:00.714 Riki... 00:16:00.714 --> 00:16:02.174 - Well... Um... - Don't interfere, you moron. 00:16:02.174 --> 00:16:03.676 Stop it, Riki. 00:16:03.676 --> 00:16:04.760 We should go after all. 00:16:05.552 --> 00:16:06.929 P-Please wait! 00:16:06.929 --> 00:16:09.848 Good grief. Everything has gone down the drain. 00:16:09.848 --> 00:16:11.517 What will he do now? 00:16:11.517 --> 00:16:14.728 - As it stands, the cheers will turn into screams. - It'll be okay. The blade isn't going to touch Riki. 00:16:14.728 --> 00:16:16.647 I'm sure the trick will work. 00:16:16.647 --> 00:16:20.150 Midori is watching. Come on, please work! 00:16:20.150 --> 00:16:21.777 Hurry up and do it, bro. 00:16:22.569 --> 00:16:24.905 I'm Riki. Riki Nendou. 00:16:24.989 --> 00:16:26.365 Doesn't this look cool? 00:16:26.365 --> 00:16:27.199 You don't think so? 00:16:27.199 --> 00:16:28.659 Well, that's because you're old, bro. 00:16:28.742 --> 00:16:30.536 I'm not going to go to high school. 00:16:30.536 --> 00:16:32.997 I want to make things easier on my mom. 00:16:34.415 --> 00:16:36.875 I'm sorry! I can't do this after all! 00:16:36.875 --> 00:16:39.253 I don't deserve to be called an illusionist. 00:16:39.253 --> 00:16:44.008 I wanted the show to succeed so badly, I almost went through with an incomplete trick. 00:16:44.008 --> 00:16:46.218 I'm so sorry! 00:16:48.595 --> 00:16:51.140 I didn't expect the audience would get that upset... 00:16:51.140 --> 00:16:52.349 That sure was a riot. 00:16:52.349 --> 00:16:54.268 - The show was an utter failure. - But, I think you made the right choice. 00:16:54.268 --> 00:16:56.395 And it looks like Midori left. 00:16:56.395 --> 00:17:00.733 - In that situation, even I could think of only four or so ways to keep Nendou safe. - And they broke my body sawing box. What am I going to do? 00:17:01.650 --> 00:17:03.819 Is this... my bankbook? 00:17:03.819 --> 00:17:06.488 It got lost in my belongings. 00:17:06.488 --> 00:17:07.906 I didn't spend even one yen of it. 00:17:07.906 --> 00:17:10.117 Midori! I thought you already left! 00:17:10.117 --> 00:17:11.618 Honestly, that was one awful show. 00:17:11.618 --> 00:17:14.663 You set expectations so high and then couldn't deliver... 00:17:14.663 --> 00:17:16.457 Of course your audience would get upset. 00:17:16.457 --> 00:17:17.249 But... 00:17:17.249 --> 00:17:21.295 When you've made sure your trick is a guaranteed success, I'll come see it. 00:17:22.337 --> 00:17:23.922 Th-Thanks for the bankbook! 00:17:23.922 --> 00:17:26.258 I'll make sure it's a success next time. 00:17:26.258 --> 00:17:30.304 With this money, I'll buy a brand new 1.2 million yen body sawing box! 00:17:30.304 --> 00:17:32.598 - If it works, would you reconsider... - 1.2 million yen? 00:17:43.400 --> 00:17:46.320 Hey, do you wanna go to karaoke today? With the whole class? 00:17:46.320 --> 00:17:47.237 Oh, sounds good. 00:17:47.237 --> 00:17:47.988 Count me in! 00:17:47.988 --> 00:17:49.198 Let's get a bunch of people to come! 00:17:49.198 --> 00:17:51.116 Hairo! Do you wanna go to karaoke with us? 00:17:51.116 --> 00:17:52.785 Good idea! We're done with exams, so why not? 00:17:52.785 --> 00:17:54.078 How about you, Yumehara? 00:17:54.078 --> 00:17:55.037 Yep, I'll go too! 00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:58.707 Yoshida, you do wanna come too? 00:17:58.707 --> 00:17:59.750 What're they talking about? 00:17:59.750 --> 00:18:00.417 Dunno. 00:18:00.417 --> 00:18:01.585 It's better you don't. 00:18:01.585 --> 00:18:02.920 How about you, Mera? 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:05.130 Oh, I already have plans today, so... 00:18:05.130 --> 00:18:06.507 That's too bad then. 00:18:06.507 --> 00:18:07.508 Do you have a date?! 00:18:07.508 --> 00:18:09.635 Well... Something like that. 00:18:09.635 --> 00:18:10.886 Oh...! Teruhashi! 00:18:10.886 --> 00:18:11.637 What is it? 00:18:11.637 --> 00:18:13.097 Would you like to go kara-oh... with us? 00:18:13.097 --> 00:18:14.640 Most of the class is coming. 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.225 - Like him and those guys over there! - What's happening?! 00:18:16.225 --> 00:18:18.477 - Oh, Saiki isn't coming? Whatever then. - Oh...! Teruhashi! 00:18:18.477 --> 00:18:21.438 Sorry! I have a koto lesson today. 00:18:21.438 --> 00:18:22.856 Oh, I see... 00:18:22.856 --> 00:18:23.774 Maybe we should just cancel. 00:18:23.774 --> 00:18:25.359 - That sure killed the mood quick. - Let's do it some other time. 00:18:26.110 --> 00:18:27.528 Cafe Mami. 00:18:27.528 --> 00:18:29.696 I'm a regular at this cafe. 00:18:29.696 --> 00:18:31.657 It has a quiet and relaxing atmosphere. 00:18:31.657 --> 00:18:34.118 Most importantly, the coffee jelly here is sublime. 00:18:34.785 --> 00:18:37.121 Coffee jelly made from scratch by a coffee house. 00:18:37.121 --> 00:18:39.540 It's a true delicacy that puts the store-bought variety to shame. 00:18:40.290 --> 00:18:42.209 But today might be my last day here. 00:18:42.209 --> 00:18:43.544 Thank you so much for your pa... 00:18:43.544 --> 00:18:44.795 Saiki?! 00:18:45.629 --> 00:18:48.507 - I'm so sorry! I'll go clean this up right away! - Good grief. Their fresh brewed coffee is now wasted. 00:18:48.507 --> 00:18:51.009 At least I manage to save the coffee jelly. 00:18:51.009 --> 00:18:53.345 They'd have to toss it anyway, so it should be fine for me to eat it. 00:18:54.805 --> 00:18:57.307 I'm so sorry! I'll clean it up right away! 00:18:57.307 --> 00:18:59.017 Huh? What happened to the coffee jelly? 00:18:59.017 --> 00:19:00.144 No clue. 00:19:01.019 --> 00:19:03.063 I'm sorry. I've always been sort of a klutz. 00:19:03.063 --> 00:19:03.939 Actually, good job. 00:19:03.939 --> 00:19:04.439 Oh, right. 00:19:04.439 --> 00:19:06.567 Take this as a token of our apology. 00:19:06.567 --> 00:19:07.359 Are you a god? 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:09.027 So um, Saiki... 00:19:09.027 --> 00:19:10.028 She's Chisato Mera. 00:19:10.028 --> 00:19:12.739 I know exactly why she panicked when she saw me. 00:19:12.739 --> 00:19:15.909 Please don't tell anyone that I'm working here part-time! 00:19:15.909 --> 00:19:18.328 If the school finds out, I'll have to quit. 00:19:18.328 --> 00:19:19.788 Jobs are against school rules. 00:19:19.788 --> 00:19:21.206 It's not just this job, 00:19:21.206 --> 00:19:23.709 my morning paper and milk delivery jobs, my night shift gas station job, 00:19:23.709 --> 00:19:25.127 my Chinese restaurant job, my diner job, 00:19:25.127 --> 00:19:27.254 my paper flower making job, my babysitting job, my tutoring job... 00:19:27.254 --> 00:19:28.380 I'll have to quit all of them! 00:19:28.380 --> 00:19:29.965 Maybe it'd be kinder to make her quit. 00:19:29.965 --> 00:19:31.466 Thing is, my family is poor. 00:19:31.466 --> 00:19:33.677 I'm pretty sure everyone already knew that. 00:19:33.677 --> 00:19:36.430 After all, she always has rice with a pickled plum for lunch, 00:19:36.430 --> 00:19:38.599 a stranger's name on her gym clothes, 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:41.059 and if you look closely, you can see she's missing a lens. 00:19:41.059 --> 00:19:44.897 Plus, she's staring at my coffee jelly right now. 00:19:44.897 --> 00:19:47.441 - Oh no, don't mind me. Please go ahead and dig in. - You're making it hard. 00:19:47.441 --> 00:19:50.235 - I'll just watch you eat and fantasize. - Besides, I can't eat that anymore. 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:56.658 Thank you, Saiki! I owe you my life! 00:19:56.658 --> 00:19:58.660 I haven't had anything other than ice since yesterday. 00:19:58.660 --> 00:20:00.579 - Coffee jelly is nothing compared to a life. - My dad ran off. My mom's health is failing. 00:20:00.579 --> 00:20:02.331 My siblings are still in elementary school. 00:20:02.331 --> 00:20:03.957 I'm the only one who can support the family. 00:20:03.957 --> 00:20:04.833 So please don't tell... 00:20:05.459 --> 00:20:08.086 Oh no! Three-second rule! Three-second rule! 00:20:08.086 --> 00:20:10.380 Okay. I won't breathe a word to anyone. 00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:12.007 Thank you very much! 00:20:12.007 --> 00:20:14.927 But if it stays a secret, it works out for me too. 00:20:14.927 --> 00:20:16.970 I can keep coming here as always. 00:20:17.804 --> 00:20:18.639 Welcome! 00:20:19.514 --> 00:20:20.849 Was that...? 00:20:21.350 --> 00:20:22.017 M... 00:20:22.517 --> 00:20:23.310 M...! 00:20:24.186 --> 00:20:25.520 Mr. Matsuzaki! 00:20:25.520 --> 00:20:27.231 What are you doing here? 00:20:27.231 --> 00:20:28.440 As I thought. 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:31.610 Now that it's come to this, there's nothing I can do. 00:20:31.610 --> 00:20:32.694 Don't take it personally. 00:20:32.694 --> 00:20:34.154 Are you working here?! 00:20:34.154 --> 00:20:35.239 N-No, I'm not! 00:20:35.239 --> 00:20:36.573 You know the school rules, right? 00:20:36.573 --> 00:20:37.783 No matter what the reason... 00:20:37.783 --> 00:20:41.370 - If they force me to quit, I'll have to drop out. - Working is... 00:20:41.495 --> 00:20:43.288 ...no problem at all. 00:20:43.288 --> 00:20:44.539 You're quite the hard worker, Mera! 00:20:44.539 --> 00:20:45.707 Thank you very much! 00:20:45.707 --> 00:20:47.668 Well then, I'll have a parfait. 00:20:47.668 --> 00:20:49.127 Coming right up! 00:20:49.127 --> 00:20:52.089 Good grief. I would've liked to have kept my mind control sealed. 00:20:52.089 --> 00:20:55.008 Looks like I've changed the world yet again. 00:20:55.008 --> 00:20:57.886 But it was a small change. Hopefully it won't affect the world that much. 00:20:57.886 --> 00:21:01.848 It's not unnatural for PK Academy students to work part-time. 00:21:01.848 --> 00:21:03.850 Consider this a favor returned for the coffee jelly. 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.521 Hey, do you wanna go to karaoke today? With the whole class? 00:21:07.521 --> 00:21:09.273 Good idea! We're done with exams, so why not? 00:21:09.273 --> 00:21:10.440 Yep, I'll go too! 00:21:11.692 --> 00:21:12.859 You coming, Mera? 00:21:12.859 --> 00:21:15.070 Oh, I have work today. 00:21:15.070 --> 00:21:18.448 Then how about instead of karaoke, we go to your workplace? 00:21:18.448 --> 00:21:19.825 Really?! That'd be great! 00:21:20.575 --> 00:21:22.119 Hey, Teruhashi! 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:24.538 We're all going to Mera's workplace. Do you want to come too?! 00:21:24.538 --> 00:21:26.290 Oh, today I have... 00:21:26.290 --> 00:21:27.749 Saiki isn't going anyway, right? 00:21:27.749 --> 00:21:29.209 Hey, Saiki says he wants to come too. 00:21:29.209 --> 00:21:30.168 Saiki? 00:21:30.168 --> 00:21:30.919 Sure, why not? 00:21:30.919 --> 00:21:32.170 ...nothing stopping me from coming! 00:21:32.170 --> 00:21:32.713 Really?! 00:21:32.713 --> 00:21:33.880 All right! 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:36.383 Oh, what's going on? Are we all going somewhere? 00:21:36.383 --> 00:21:37.551 Let's all meet at my place then. 00:21:37.551 --> 00:21:39.011 Wait, Nendou's coming too? 00:21:39.011 --> 00:21:40.345 Should we just cancel today? 00:21:40.345 --> 00:21:42.764 That sure killed the mood quick. 00:23:11.228 --> 00:23:14.314 Having a bunch of new characters show up in this episode too is so tiring. 00:23:14.314 --> 00:23:16.066 This calls for, you guessed it, 00:23:16.066 --> 00:23:18.276 chilling out with some coffee jelly. 00:23:18.985 --> 00:23:21.154 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:21.863 --> 00:23:22.864 Oh, okay. 00:23:22.864 --> 00:23:25.659 I just foresaw what will happen. What a pain.