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Welcome to the annual
All Valley Tournament board meeting.
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We are, of course, missing Daniel LaRusso
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as current senseis
cannot serve on the board.
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But we have a lot to discuss.
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Last year's tournament was epic.
It's time to take it to the next level.
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We want to make sure
that karate in the Valley
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gets the respect
and the honor it deserves.
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Can we please just calm down
and keep this professional?
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- We cannot spend money we don't have.
- Enough of this bullshit!
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Oh, it might be bullshit to you,
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but some of us
actually care about tradition.
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Oh, don't go there again, George.
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Clearly the blue mats
led to a surge in attendance.
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- Come on!
- Why would we go back to red mats?
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As you can see, our core demo
are middle aged men and their sons.
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But we have seen an uptick
in young female interest.
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We need to speak to that audience.
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How about instead of karate
we put on a baking class?
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It's a wonder
you've been divorced three times, George.
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Ooh! [chuckles]
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I've said it in years past,
and I'll say it again.
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We have a vibrant
and active community of local celebrities.
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What about a grand marshal?
Or a musical performance?
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One of the dads on my son's fencing team,
he's a talent agent.
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Oh God. This is the Malcolm-Jamal Warner
debacle all over again.
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We all had egg on our faces that day.
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First of all, this is nothing like that.
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- I'd go through the proper channels...
- [scoffs]
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You couldn't get Louie Anderson
to show up for a free buffet, Ron.
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- You're out of order, Daryl.
- You're not a judge.
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- Why do I have this gavel?
- Not anymore.
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- [woman] Just put the gavel down.
- Drop this thing right now!
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You drop it!
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[Gavin] Let me get something straight.
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We're sanctioning an event
where boys are encouraged
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to kick and punch girls?
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Have any of you thought for a moment
this could be perceived as... problematic?
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Remember, this proposal
will revolutionize the tournament.
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This is our legacy.
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By a show of hands,
do we all agree on the changes?
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[dramatic music plays]
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The motion passes by unanimous support.
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It's time to step into the future.
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Send out the letters.
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God help us all.
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[grunting]
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Easy. Save some for Cobra Kai.
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If we're ever allowed to stand up to them.
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[grunting]
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Hey, everyone, gather round. I have news.
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The All Valley committee just announced
big changes for the tournament.
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What kind of changes?
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Well, see for yourself.
It's a whole new ball game.
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- They're introducing skills competitions?
- Yep.
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Kata, board breaking, weapons display?
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And there's gonna be
a separate girls' division. So that means...
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There'll be two All Valley champs.
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What does that mean
for the bet with Cobra Kai?
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There's a Grand Champion trophy
for whichever dojo wins the most points.
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All I know is the girls' division is mine.
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That just leaves the skills and the boys.
I'm counting on you guys.
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Who, us?
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Yeah, we're a bunch of Rudys.
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Sure, we're good
for the occasional inspirational moment,
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but we're not exactly center mat material.
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- We were better off with Miguel and Hawk.
- Or he who shall not be named.
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Rhymes with "Dobby."
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Look, I know
you're missing some of your friends.
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And of course I wish Robby was here.
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But it's time to put the past
behind us, all right? Don't worry.
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By the time the tournament comes around,
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you're gonna realize this was
the best thing that could've happened.
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This is the worst thing
that could've happened.
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Skills competition, bullshit.
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Kata isn't karate. It's dancing.
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What's this girls' division?
Thought they were all about women's lib.
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They ought to man up
and take a punch like the rest of us.
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Sensei, it sounds like
we could use some female students.
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Fine.
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Do any of you know any girls?
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Of course you don't.
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- There's this girl from the debate team.
- Debate team?
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We need killers, not more nerds.
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All right, go run some laps.
Maybe it'll jog your memories.
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Try not to breathe too much.
There's black mold in the corner.
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Look, Sensei, I-I know
things got heated at Miyagi-Do,
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but with these new changes, I think
having Sam on our team would really help.
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Maybe if you talk to Mr. LaRu...
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I have nothing to say to him.
We're better off without him.
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It's time for us
to take care of our own business.
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We'll find a girl champ, don't worry.
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- All right, now get running.
- Yeah.
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Ah, this is just...
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Perfect.
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First LaRusso
and Johnny Lawrence split, now this.
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Manna from heaven, baby.
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Neither have the fighters
to compete in both divisions.
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We're gonna win this tournament
before it even starts.
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- [man] Where would you like this?
- What's all this?
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Top-of-the-line gear to go
with our new state-of-the-art equipment.
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These kids need to see
we settle for nothing but the best.
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[Kreese chuckles]
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Now is the time
to show our strength and reinforce.
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May I?
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Cobra Kai is gonna be the only destination
for karate in the Valley.
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I want our logo on billboards, T-shirts...
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And on the backs
of both All Valley champions.
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Now we're talkin'. [chuckles]
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You're a hard girl to find.
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Avoiding your Auntie Kandace now,
sweetheart? Ignoring my calls?
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Yeah, what do you want?
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Well, to see you, of course.
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And to ask
if my sister's disability came in yet.
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What, need funding for another scam?
That money's for us.
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Come on. My sister always promised
to take care of me. She taught you better.
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She taught me
to recognize a low-class leech.
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Mind your manners.
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When your mom kicks the bucket,
who do you...
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Ooh. Quick temper.
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Just like your old man.
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When your mother passes... gracefully,
then what?
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You think your daddy's
just gonna show up out of the blue?
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I'm all you got.
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You don't give a shit about us.
You want her survivor benefits.
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I was at little Bobby's
fourth birthday party just last year.
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Brandon is eight.
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And next year I'll be 18.
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Hey. Who do you think's
gonna win a custody battle, huh?
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You're a high school dropout
and a criminal.
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- So are you.
- Yeah, but I know how to play the game.
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A judge is gonna take one look at you
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and laugh you straight outta court.
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See ya at the funeral, sweetheart.
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Tick tock.
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Hold on, I'm coming.
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Oh. So you're knocking this time.
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Mrs. LaRusso, I... need your help.
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Okay. Come on in.
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You remember the way?
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So the principal said
he'd consider letting me back into school
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because of my situation at home,
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but your family would have to sign off.
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Well, I'm glad
you wanna get your life back on track.
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Going back to school is a big step.
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- But I need you to promise me something.
- I'll stay away from Sam. I swear.
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That's great. But, um...
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[inhales]
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I want you to get support.
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Talk to someone.
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You've been dealing with a lot.
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You have been. For a while.
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You should... talk to a therapist,
a guidance counselor,
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the Dalai Lama, it doesn't matter.
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Just someone who isn't karate related.
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I... Whatever it takes, I'll do it.
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[door opens]
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I need this.
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So today was a setback,
but the boys, they're gonna improve.
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You're gonna be fighting
lots of new opponents.
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- And...
- [Samantha] What?
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What the hell is she doing here?
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[computer game music playing]
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- Where the hell have you been?
- How'd you even get in here?
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Uh, your mom's left the key
under the gnome since kindergarten.
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You should think about
increasing the security given,
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you know, the karate war.
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- But that's not important now.
- What's so important?
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Didn't you hear? The All Valley
has separate gender divisions.
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I mean, do I look like Miyagi-Do's
best hope at defeating Robby Keene?
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I mean, Mr. LaRusso says that anyone
can be the hero, but I'm not Batman.
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I'm more like Alfred.
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You're Batman.
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Oh right, I forgot, you're not a DC guy.
Whatever. Forget Batman, you're the Hawk.
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Yeah, not anymore. So...
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Hey, at least it looks better
than the last time I saw it.
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Everyone at school knows what happened.
It's embarrassing.
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Who cares what they think?
Besides, it'll grow back.
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It doesn't matter.
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I ruined my reputation, talked a big game,
and just proved I was an asshole.
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To Moon, to Miguel,
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and especially you.
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I got what I deserved.
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Hey, I forgave you, remember?
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And I don't care
if you have a Mohawk, or a mullet,
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or pigtails,
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Miyagi-Do needs you.
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I'm not going back to Miyagi-Do.
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That's great. You're choosing Eagle Fang
over your best friend.
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I'm not going back to Eagle Fang either!
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I-I'm done with karate, man.
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I quit.
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Oh, which one is yours?
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Well, that one looks good to me.
Haven't talked to her yet though.
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I'm still working on my approach.
Got any advice?
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- Okay, remember what Moon told you?
- Yes, I will be awake.
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Uh, no. No, no, no. Be woke.
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Hey, Piper. I wanted
to introduce you. This is...
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Sensei John Lawrence of Eagle Fang Karate.
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Let me tell you why my dojo is perfect
for a modern young woman like yourself.
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We live in a world
where you gotta be an alpha to survive.
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You're either a killer
or you're dead meat.
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You gotta be a man.
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At Eagle Fang we confront that phrase
and make it empowering for all.
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We teach anyone who identifies as female
to embrace their queenly strength
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and tear down the neo-masculine hierarchy
to confront internalized sexism.
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Sounds inclusive. But what about
non-binary and gender fluid?
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Yes, fluids are crucial.
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If you don't hydrate,
it affects performance.
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- [Piper laughs]
- And he's funny.
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What were you even thinking?
She didn't smash up the house enough?
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I know this is difficult, but...
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You wanted her to go to jail
and now you want her back in school?
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I don't want this rivalry
dominating your life anymore.
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Dad can't get along
with his high school rival
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and I'm supposed to go to school
and be best friends with a psycho?
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Johnny's and my differences
have nothing to do with...
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Yes, it does. Because you guys
just do whatever you want.
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You don't stop to think
that maybe I liked training with Johnny,
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or I don't wanna get
my face torn off again.
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As long as she's in school,
she has something to lose.
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She's not going to hurt you.
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You're just gonna believe her?
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You'll listen to what she has to say,
but nobody listens to what I have to say?
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God!
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[Amanda sighs]
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- Thanks for the backup.
- Hey, Amanda.
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I mean, she has a point.
Why are you helping this girl?
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Did I tell you
about the time I was arrested?
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- Sure. What? It was a high school prank.
- [Amanda] Right.
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And by "prank," I meant I took
a baseball bat to my math tutor's car.
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With her in it.
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You... what? Why?
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She was having an affair with my dad.
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My parents' marriage was falling apart,
I thought the world was ending,
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and I blamed her
for taking it all away from me.
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I know you didn't get along
with your dad, but I did... I had no idea.
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I was charged
with misdemeanor reckless endangerment.
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I didn't walk my graduation.
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And then my parents divorced anyway.
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Why did you never tell me?
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Just worked hard to put it behind me.
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And it's not exactly a first date story.
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Or an any date story.
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I was young and upset.
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And I'm lucky it didn't ruin my life.
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Tory's young and upset.
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- And maybe she's a lost cause, but...
- We'll never know if we don't try to help.
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All I want to do
is try to break the pattern, Daniel.
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Kids like Tory get the same messages
delivered to them over and over again
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the same exact way.
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Sometimes they just need a wake-up call to
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change course.
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She's not the only one
who needs a wake-up call.
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[computer game music plays]
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You can't quit.
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I already told you, I made up my mind.
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Hey, you're the one
that got me into karate, remember?
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I was perfectly happy
playing Dungeon Lord after school,
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but you put me in a situation
where I had to join a dojo.
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And you know what?
00:14:35.102 --> 00:14:37.980
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
00:14:40.024 --> 00:14:42.401
I got stronger, gained confidence,
00:14:42.484 --> 00:14:44.445
got the girl of my dreams...
00:14:44.528 --> 00:14:48.115
Even if she ends up leaving me
for some hot Aussie dude she meets there.
00:14:48.198 --> 00:14:51.535
Hell, I'm actually excited
about the All Valley tournament.
00:14:52.119 --> 00:14:53.662
I never thought I'd say that.
00:14:54.204 --> 00:14:56.623
But it's not gonna be as exciting
if you're not there.
00:14:58.124 --> 00:15:00.126
[computer game music plays]
00:15:05.382 --> 00:15:07.175
Okay, you're gonna make me do this.
00:15:09.928 --> 00:15:11.137
Excuse me...
00:15:12.013 --> 00:15:13.306
You said you deleted these.
00:15:13.389 --> 00:15:14.599
Oh, I say a lot of things.
00:15:14.682 --> 00:15:16.684
Which tends to be
a polarizing attribute of mine.
00:15:16.768 --> 00:15:18.644
[dance music plays]
00:15:22.106 --> 00:15:25.776
♪ Demetri and Eli, binary brothers ♪
00:15:25.860 --> 00:15:29.071
♪ One or a zero, we'll be your hero ♪
00:15:30.865 --> 00:15:33.034
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
00:15:33.117 --> 00:15:35.786
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
- ♪ Binary Brothers ♪
00:15:37.204 --> 00:15:40.583
- Why are you showing me these?
- Because this is who you are.
00:15:41.375 --> 00:15:42.251
A loser?
00:15:42.334 --> 00:15:43.502
My best friend.
00:15:45.421 --> 00:15:48.424
I know you think that
that Mohawk defined who you are,
00:15:49.049 --> 00:15:50.259
but it didn't.
00:15:51.176 --> 00:15:52.177
Not to me.
00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:55.138
Eli, Hawk...
00:15:55.639 --> 00:15:57.849
hell, call yourself Cornelius
for all I care.
00:15:58.558 --> 00:16:01.520
None of that changes the fact
that you're my Binary Brother.
00:16:02.771 --> 00:16:05.440
Whether you're number one, or a zero.
00:16:13.948 --> 00:16:15.450
[door chimes]
00:16:17.327 --> 00:16:18.328
[man] What's up?
00:16:24.792 --> 00:16:26.461
[door opens]
00:16:31.090 --> 00:16:32.091
Robby.
00:16:34.844 --> 00:16:35.678
Of course.
00:16:35.761 --> 00:16:38.431
- This'll only take a minute.
- [Robby] I can save you that minute.
00:16:39.140 --> 00:16:41.142
You realized you're training
a bunch of wimps
00:16:41.225 --> 00:16:42.518
and you need a male champion.
00:16:43.686 --> 00:16:47.648
Let me guess, your sales pitch is,
"I'm here to rescue you."
00:16:47.731 --> 00:16:51.819
"This isn't who you are, Robby.
I can help." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:16:51.902 --> 00:16:55.113
I've said all that before.
It's time to break the pattern.
00:16:57.574 --> 00:16:59.117
I heard what you did to Eli.
00:17:00.369 --> 00:17:03.163
- I just gave him what he deserved.
- I'm not here to judge you.
00:17:03.914 --> 00:17:06.541
I'm here to tell you
what's gonna happen to you next.
00:17:07.626 --> 00:17:09.669
Terry Silver popped up
out of the blue, right?
00:17:10.587 --> 00:17:12.005
He did the same thing to me.
00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:15.467
He'll seem decent enough,
show you a few moves,
00:17:15.550 --> 00:17:17.260
and then he'll worm his way in.
00:17:17.343 --> 00:17:20.263
Chip away at you.
And push you past your limits.
00:17:21.055 --> 00:17:23.016
You'll become stronger
than you thought possible,
00:17:23.683 --> 00:17:26.019
but Silver won't stop there. Okay?
00:17:26.102 --> 00:17:28.813
This man is sick and twisted,
00:17:28.896 --> 00:17:31.899
and when he's done with you,
you won't be you anymore.
00:17:31.983 --> 00:17:35.152
One day you'll find yourself
with some kid's blood all over your shirt
00:17:35.236 --> 00:17:37.613
and you'll hope
it's not too late to change course.
00:17:37.697 --> 00:17:39.740
He's not interested, Mr. LaRusso.
00:17:42.076 --> 00:17:44.745
New equipment just got in.
Why don't you go check it out?
00:17:50.167 --> 00:17:51.543
[somber music plays]
00:17:57.800 --> 00:18:00.761
It's considered unethical
to poach students.
00:18:01.553 --> 00:18:05.766
You had your opportunity with Robby,
now he's with us. You should respect that.
00:18:05.849 --> 00:18:07.601
Respect. Res...
00:18:10.187 --> 00:18:11.605
You are not a sensei.
00:18:13.023 --> 00:18:14.149
You're a con man.
00:18:14.858 --> 00:18:17.569
Manipulating people to turn them
into something they're not.
00:18:17.652 --> 00:18:20.155
I didn't turn you
into anything, Danny Boy.
00:18:21.239 --> 00:18:22.991
I brought out what was already inside.
00:18:23.074 --> 00:18:25.118
That's bullshit. You tortured me.
00:18:25.201 --> 00:18:28.913
[Silver chuckles] Please.
You were a hothead.
00:18:28.997 --> 00:18:33.543
All I had to do was wind you up
and get out of the way.
00:18:34.043 --> 00:18:35.044
And...
00:18:37.547 --> 00:18:39.507
if you're being honest with yourself,
00:18:41.217 --> 00:18:42.593
you know you liked it.
00:18:43.719 --> 00:18:47.223
You were powerful, free.
00:18:49.266 --> 00:18:52.853
You just don't wanna admit there's always
been a little Cobra Kai in you.
00:18:55.189 --> 00:18:56.649
We'll settle this on the mat.
00:18:58.650 --> 00:18:59.818
And when we win,
00:18:59.902 --> 00:19:03.530
Cobra Kai, and you,
will be out of business.
00:19:05.240 --> 00:19:06.450
One of us will be.
00:19:08.452 --> 00:19:09.578
[man scoffs]
00:19:09.661 --> 00:19:13.165
If you're gonna use this place
as a conference room, buy something.
00:19:17.043 --> 00:19:18.628
T-Take your time.
00:19:19.796 --> 00:19:22.382
[sirens wailing]
00:19:22.465 --> 00:19:25.844
All right, so she's a little late,
no big deal. Just a few minutes.
00:19:26.428 --> 00:19:28.388
Uh, 20 minutes, actually.
00:19:30.265 --> 00:19:33.017
Okay, uh, look, I-I'll DM her.
See where she is.
00:19:33.726 --> 00:19:34.727
Okay...
00:19:38.439 --> 00:19:40.525
- Oh no.
- What?
00:19:40.608 --> 00:19:41.526
Uh...
00:19:41.609 --> 00:19:42.819
[tense music plays]
00:19:42.819 --> 00:19:44.278
She joined Cobra Kai?
00:19:45.112 --> 00:19:48.491
Uh, looks like they made designer gear
for all the new students.
00:19:48.574 --> 00:19:50.785
- They got a bunch of new recruits.
- Yeah, great.
00:19:51.285 --> 00:19:53.913
That was a big waste of time.
I even learned feminism.
00:19:53.996 --> 00:19:55.039
We can't give up.
00:19:55.122 --> 00:19:58.000
If we want first place,
we have to compete in the girls' division.
00:19:58.083 --> 00:20:01.003
With who? We don't have Cobra Kai's money.
00:20:01.086 --> 00:20:03.047
We have no chance at finding a champion.
00:20:05.132 --> 00:20:07.426
I wasn't a champion when you met me. Okay?
00:20:07.509 --> 00:20:09.803
You made me one,
saw something in me that no one else did.
00:20:10.846 --> 00:20:13.432
Maybe you just have to see that
in someone else.
00:20:13.515 --> 00:20:15.642
We just have to think outside of the box.
00:20:17.811 --> 00:20:19.229
[sighs]
00:20:19.312 --> 00:20:21.481
Everybody start thinking outside the box!
00:20:23.525 --> 00:20:24.734
Whatever that means.
00:20:44.253 --> 00:20:45.254
[sighs]
00:20:46.047 --> 00:20:47.340
[doorbell rings]
00:20:52.136 --> 00:20:53.137
Sam?
00:20:53.512 --> 00:20:54.847
Surprise?
00:20:57.600 --> 00:21:00.060
I can't believe
you drove all the way to Santa Barbara.
00:21:00.144 --> 00:21:02.688
I can't believe you live in Santa Barbara.
00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:05.274
- Your house is beautiful.
- Thanks.
00:21:05.357 --> 00:21:08.277
My dad got a job offer from UCSB
that he just couldn't pass up.
00:21:09.236 --> 00:21:12.072
Wait, so the fight at school
had nothing to do with it?
00:21:12.698 --> 00:21:16.118
Oh, it had plenty to do with it.
My parents were pissed.
00:21:16.618 --> 00:21:20.580
I broke a kid's nose.
Who knew these things were lethal weapons?
00:21:21.498 --> 00:21:24.000
You didn't drive two hours
to talk about the butts I've kicked.
00:21:24.042 --> 00:21:25.293
What's going on?
00:21:26.253 --> 00:21:29.714
It's just that Tory wants
to come back to West Valley.
00:21:30.924 --> 00:21:32.968
My parents want me to be cool about it.
00:21:33.051 --> 00:21:35.553
We're talking about
the same overprotective LaRussos
00:21:35.637 --> 00:21:37.972
who made me wear a helmet
on your trampoline?
00:21:38.056 --> 00:21:39.516
She sold them some sob story.
00:21:42.727 --> 00:21:45.146
I just feel like
I don't have control of my life.
00:21:47.690 --> 00:21:49.484
When I started my new school,
00:21:49.567 --> 00:21:53.029
there was this girl
in my homeroom, pink for days.
00:21:53.112 --> 00:21:55.656
Looked like she walked out
of a Malibu Barbie beach house.
00:21:57.074 --> 00:21:59.076
She gave me a look that I'd seen before.
00:21:59.577 --> 00:22:01.537
I just knew
she was gonna be my next bully.
00:22:02.037 --> 00:22:04.081
But I wasn't gonna let
the cycle repeat itself.
00:22:04.582 --> 00:22:06.709
So I walked up to her,
and you know what I did?
00:22:07.543 --> 00:22:09.503
Is this gonna be
another front wedgie story?
00:22:10.254 --> 00:22:11.463
I introduced myself.
00:22:12.297 --> 00:22:13.757
I told her I liked her shoes.
00:22:13.841 --> 00:22:16.718
I didn't, but it seemed
like the polite thing to do.
00:22:16.802 --> 00:22:17.803
[Samantha chuckles]
00:22:18.470 --> 00:22:21.181
I told her I was new,
asked if she could introduce me around.
00:22:21.265 --> 00:22:22.349
How did that go?
00:22:22.891 --> 00:22:24.101
[Aisha] She's my bestie.
00:22:24.893 --> 00:22:27.187
My new school bestie.
You'll always be the OG.
00:22:27.270 --> 00:22:28.271
[chuckles]
00:22:29.147 --> 00:22:31.066
I attacked my problem head on.
00:22:31.817 --> 00:22:33.026
I struck first.
00:22:34.778 --> 00:22:36.196
Just like Johnny taught you.
00:22:36.905 --> 00:22:39.657
My parents moved here
to get me away from the karate drama,
00:22:39.741 --> 00:22:43.119
but they can't stop me using the lessons
I learned from Sensei Lawrence.
00:22:43.703 --> 00:22:45.246
I set my own terms.
00:22:45.330 --> 00:22:46.331
Set yours.
00:22:49.667 --> 00:22:52.336
further executions are halted
by an official moratorium
00:22:52.420 --> 00:22:54.046
ordered by government officials.
00:22:54.756 --> 00:22:56.841
What are you doing here?
Debate was for nerds.
00:22:56.924 --> 00:22:59.093
It is. Which is why we're ditching it.
00:22:59.886 --> 00:23:02.346
You're right. I'm not giving up
on the girls' competition.
00:23:02.430 --> 00:23:05.307
- I'm thinking outside the box. Look.
- Okay.
00:23:11.063 --> 00:23:13.607
- Sensei, uh...
- You ever see the movie Ladybugs?
00:23:14.525 --> 00:23:16.735
I had to sit through it
with a babe, long story.
00:23:16.819 --> 00:23:19.571
Anyway, this coach,
the guy gets no respect,
00:23:19.655 --> 00:23:22.366
he's got this all-girls soccer team
that totally sucks.
00:23:22.449 --> 00:23:25.661
He gets his stepson to dress
like a chick and they start winning.
00:23:27.788 --> 00:23:30.415
- You want me to dress like a girl?
- What? No.
00:23:30.499 --> 00:23:33.835
I need you to win the boys' competition.
I'm thinking of Penis Breath.
00:23:33.919 --> 00:23:37.589
Not the best fighter, but he stands a shot
against the chicks. What do you think?
00:23:39.174 --> 00:23:41.176
A lot of things.
I don't know where to start.
00:23:41.676 --> 00:23:43.261
[girl] My opponent is full of crap.
00:23:43.345 --> 00:23:46.056
His evidence is garbage,
his arguments don't make sense,
00:23:46.139 --> 00:23:47.474
and I was bored to death.
00:23:48.057 --> 00:23:51.603
Which is ironic, considering
we're debating the death penalty.
00:23:51.686 --> 00:23:54.605
Uh, you're not gonna deduct points
for lack of decorum?
00:23:54.689 --> 00:23:56.024
Screw decorum.
00:23:56.107 --> 00:23:58.151
Wanna know what I really think
of the death penalty?
00:24:01.445 --> 00:24:02.697
- [grunts]
- My book!
00:24:03.698 --> 00:24:04.699
Choke on it.
00:24:05.741 --> 00:24:06.742
[clears throat]
00:24:07.118 --> 00:24:08.119
I cede my time.
00:24:08.202 --> 00:24:11.288
Sensei, that's the girl I told you about.
She loves extracurriculars.
00:24:11.372 --> 00:24:12.373
Can it, Bert.
00:24:14.416 --> 00:24:17.086
I just found
the most badass girl in the Valley.
00:24:17.211 --> 00:24:18.796
[rock music plays]
00:24:20.089 --> 00:24:22.091
[recording of crowd noise plays]
00:24:24.134 --> 00:24:27.638
Gentlemen, welcome
to the All Valley tournament.
00:24:28.805 --> 00:24:32.184
I know you've been in fights before,
but a tournament is different.
00:24:32.809 --> 00:24:34.102
There's no backup coming.
00:24:34.728 --> 00:24:38.523
It's just you,
on your own, in the spotlight,
00:24:38.607 --> 00:24:40.650
with the crowd cheering your name.
00:24:40.734 --> 00:24:42.569
Demetri, be the hero. Come on.
00:24:43.361 --> 00:24:46.656
The spotlight is yours.
Everyone you know is counting on you.
00:24:46.740 --> 00:24:49.868
- I'm the hero.
- [all] Meat, Meat, Meat! Meat, Meat, Meat!
00:24:49.951 --> 00:24:52.996
- Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
- Ready?
00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:55.665
- Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat!
- Fight!
00:24:57.250 --> 00:24:58.543
Hi-yah! [grunts]
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:03.339
[grunting]
00:25:04.257 --> 00:25:06.759
- [Demetri] Dammit!
- No! No. That was great.
00:25:06.843 --> 00:25:11.055
That kick was awesome, all right? You just
have to be careful you don't expose your...
00:25:12.014 --> 00:25:12.974
Well,
00:25:14.392 --> 00:25:16.102
look who decided to come back.
00:25:20.189 --> 00:25:21.815
It's good to see you, Eli.
00:25:23.317 --> 00:25:24.151
Or is it Hawk?
00:25:24.234 --> 00:25:28.113
Oh, doesn't matter. I'm just here
to do what I can to help out the team.
00:25:29.114 --> 00:25:30.115
That's good.
00:25:31.116 --> 00:25:32.451
The more help, the better.
00:25:33.494 --> 00:25:34.995
But first, you need a gi.
00:25:37.205 --> 00:25:38.498
Good to have you back, man.
00:25:38.582 --> 00:25:40.584
[uplifting music plays]
00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:47.424
Oh, hey. I didn't know you were in here.
00:25:47.507 --> 00:25:49.676
I didn't want to interrupt your boys club.
00:25:50.176 --> 00:25:51.344
Hey, Sam.
00:25:53.304 --> 00:25:55.598
- About yesterday...
- No, Dad, it's fine.
00:25:56.182 --> 00:25:57.350
You and mom were right.
00:25:57.851 --> 00:26:00.228
It's time to leave
the past behind us, right?
00:26:01.145 --> 00:26:03.773
Yeah. I'm proud of you, Sam.
00:26:04.774 --> 00:26:06.818
It's never easy being the bigger person.
00:26:06.901 --> 00:26:09.070
[tense music plays]
00:26:13.199 --> 00:26:14.408
Okay, you're good to go.
00:26:22.416 --> 00:26:23.417
[girl] It's her.
00:26:28.589 --> 00:26:32.176
I heard you let me back in, LaRusso.
So I guess I should...
00:26:32.259 --> 00:26:35.929
I don't know what game you're playing,
but I'm not scared of you.
00:26:36.013 --> 00:26:38.348
You're not in control here. I am.
00:26:39.224 --> 00:26:41.059
My parents might fall for your bullshit,
00:26:42.394 --> 00:26:47.023
but if you so much as look at me funny,
I will kick your ass for a third time.
00:26:49.401 --> 00:26:50.861
I'm coming for you, bitch.
00:26:50.944 --> 00:26:52.946
[dramatic music plays]
00:27:00.787 --> 00:27:03.039
[upbeat music plays]