WEBVTT 00:00:08.096 --> 00:00:10.140 Look at you. Not even paying attention. 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:12.225 You're just swiping your life away, homey. 00:00:12.225 --> 00:00:15.186 - Hey, dawg, I told you, me and Maggie are done for real this time. 00:00:15.186 --> 00:00:17.188 I'm trying to put myself out there. 00:00:17.188 --> 00:00:19.315 You're not the only fool that wants to *** on a sink. 00:00:19.315 --> 00:00:22.235 - You don't need the Internet to find a lady. Alright? 00:00:22.235 --> 00:00:23.778 The streets are my Internet, homeboy. 00:00:24.571 --> 00:00:25.864 Check it out. 00:00:26.865 --> 00:00:28.408 Damn, mija, you Jewish? 00:00:29.826 --> 00:00:31.786 Well, shalom to you too. 00:00:31.786 --> 00:00:34.456 - Hey, fool, I don't think they like that catcalling *** anymore. 00:00:34.456 --> 00:00:36.041 - You trying to speak for all women? 00:00:36.041 --> 00:00:37.250 It's a numbers game, my boy. 00:00:37.250 --> 00:00:39.502 Calculations. Watch. Check this out, playboy. 00:00:40.420 --> 00:00:42.130 Hey! 00:00:43.006 --> 00:00:44.049 Damn. 00:00:44.049 --> 00:00:46.301 No, we don't know each other, but we're about to. 00:00:50.305 --> 00:00:51.306 Damn, mija. 00:00:54.726 --> 00:00:56.019 Eventually they'll bite, homey. 00:00:56.019 --> 00:00:57.729 But even if they don't, they're still flattered. 00:00:57.729 --> 00:01:00.148 Hey, what's up, girl? You wanna run away with me and start a new life? 00:01:00.982 --> 00:01:02.567 I'm just kidding. I don't wanna leave LA. 00:01:02.567 --> 00:01:03.693 What are you talkin' about? 00:01:03.693 --> 00:01:05.779 Boo, hey, do you drink? 00:01:05.779 --> 00:01:08.490 Because after a few, I start looking like Mario Lopez. 00:01:08.490 --> 00:01:09.866 Hey, this is my son right here. 00:01:09.866 --> 00:01:12.035 He has that ***ed-up disease where he looks all old and ***. 00:01:12.035 --> 00:01:13.036 Help me raise him. 00:01:13.036 --> 00:01:15.413 Another trip, homey, you can't just put yourself out there. 00:01:16.081 --> 00:01:17.582 'Cause they'll break your heart like that. 00:01:17.582 --> 00:01:18.750 I mean, you know what I mean? 00:01:18.750 --> 00:01:20.585 But it'd be cool to find love though. 00:01:21.002 --> 00:01:22.629 Hey, what's up, girl, you got a library card? 00:01:22.629 --> 00:01:24.506 Damn, girl, you got a library card? 00:01:24.506 --> 00:01:25.882 Hey, girl, you got a library card? 00:01:25.882 --> 00:01:28.551 You can check me out for as long as you want, no late fees, mija. 00:01:29.385 --> 00:01:31.262 I just got her number. She's right over there. 00:01:31.930 --> 00:01:34.390 Damn, girl, you're so fine that even if you cheated on me, 00:01:34.390 --> 00:01:35.475 I wouldn't be mad. 00:01:36.476 --> 00:01:37.769 Actually, I'd be heartbroken. 00:01:38.269 --> 00:01:40.063 That's ***ed up. Why would you even do that to me? 00:01:43.775 --> 00:01:45.360 Got four numbers, my boy. 00:01:45.985 --> 00:01:47.070 - That's it? 00:01:47.070 --> 00:01:48.488 You bothered like 30 women. 00:01:49.155 --> 00:01:51.366 - Oh, really? How many numbers did you get? 00:01:51.825 --> 00:01:53.076 - I got a date lined up. 00:01:53.618 --> 00:01:54.953 - Exactly. One date. 00:01:56.663 --> 00:01:58.748 - You ready to go or what? - No, I haven't even eaten yet. 00:02:01.292 --> 00:02:02.752 Oh, hey, but you know what? 00:02:02.752 --> 00:02:05.004 I forgot to tell you about this one jaina I was dating, right? 00:02:05.004 --> 00:02:06.714 She was a bodybuilder, homey. 00:02:06.714 --> 00:02:08.633 And, uh, she would give me piggyback rides around in her pad 00:02:08.633 --> 00:02:10.009 and we both'd be *. 00:02:10.009 --> 00:02:11.678 But then I found out she was using steroids... 00:02:30.697 --> 00:02:32.532 - This is all your *** you left at my house. 00:02:32.532 --> 00:02:35.618 - Wow. Bringing my stuff over. What a drama queen. 00:02:35.618 --> 00:02:37.245 Did you see this in a movie? 00:02:37.245 --> 00:02:39.956 - Can you just take this ***? It's heavy. - Ay, pobrecito. 00:02:39.956 --> 00:02:41.624 You need me to save you from the big, scary box? 00:02:43.793 --> 00:02:44.836 Ew. 00:02:45.420 --> 00:02:47.422 That's your book, not mine, loser. 00:02:48.089 --> 00:02:49.507 - Yeah. You should read it, though. 00:02:49.507 --> 00:02:51.801 - This is all 'cause you want an excuse to see me, huh? 00:02:51.801 --> 00:02:53.553 - I'm not staying. I gotta get to work. 00:02:55.221 --> 00:02:57.348 Damn, Maggie, did you have people over last night? 00:02:57.348 --> 00:02:59.058 Why are there so many dishes? 00:02:59.058 --> 00:03:01.019 - Don't worry about it. I'll do 'em later. 00:03:01.936 --> 00:03:05.148 So how broken up are we this time? 00:03:06.107 --> 00:03:07.150 - I'm on Tinder. 00:03:07.775 --> 00:03:09.319 That's how broken up we are. 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:10.653 - Oh, ***. Damn. 00:03:12.155 --> 00:03:14.616 Well, let me see your profile, then. - Nope. 00:03:15.450 --> 00:03:16.451 - Fine. 00:03:17.202 --> 00:03:18.620 I don't wanna see it anyways. 00:03:20.163 --> 00:03:21.581 Just kidding. 00:03:21.581 --> 00:03:23.291 - Maggie. Stop ***in' around. 00:03:23.291 --> 00:03:25.335 - *, I could be. I've eaten "foy gray" before. 00:03:25.335 --> 00:03:28.338 - *, you don't even know how to pronounce "foy gray." 00:03:28.338 --> 00:03:30.089 - Give me that. - Hobbies: hiking? 00:03:31.591 --> 00:03:33.468 Fine. 00:03:34.177 --> 00:03:35.303 Go ahead. 00:03:35.303 --> 00:03:37.055 Pretend to be someone you're not, faker. 00:03:37.472 --> 00:03:40.183 Good luck finding anyone to date with that lame-* profile. 00:03:40.183 --> 00:03:41.684 - Already got a date lined up. 00:03:42.393 --> 00:03:43.519 Jealous? 00:03:44.062 --> 00:03:45.855 - No. I'm happy for you. 00:03:45.855 --> 00:03:47.315 Invite me to the wedding. 00:03:47.315 --> 00:03:49.567 I'll walk you down the aisle and then I'll hook up with her dad. 00:03:52.403 --> 00:03:54.739 I'm gonna be your mommy-in-law. 00:03:55.406 --> 00:03:56.783 Julio! - Maggie! 00:03:59.327 --> 00:04:01.037 Readjusting to life outside of prison 00:04:01.037 --> 00:04:03.456 can be an alienating experience. 00:04:04.165 --> 00:04:07.377 In order to move forward, you need to push past the fear. 00:04:08.127 --> 00:04:11.547 You need to try to form meaningful connections. 00:04:13.007 --> 00:04:15.551 Did anybody make any meaningful connections this week 00:04:15.551 --> 00:04:16.803 they'd like to talk about? 00:04:20.265 --> 00:04:21.933 - I'm glad you got to smash, Luis. 00:04:21.933 --> 00:04:23.351 - Thank you, Dr. Payne. 00:04:23.351 --> 00:04:24.727 Give me a high five. 00:04:27.063 --> 00:04:29.482 - It must be nice to have some emotional intimacy 00:04:29.482 --> 00:04:30.858 after getting out of prison. 00:04:30.858 --> 00:04:33.194 - Oh, yeah, yeah. I love me some emotional Timothy. 00:04:33.194 --> 00:04:35.947 You know, I spent, what, eight calendars locked up, you know, 00:04:35.947 --> 00:04:37.865 and before that I was engaged for two. 00:04:37.865 --> 00:04:39.993 So it's been ten years since I was able to roam free. 00:04:39.993 --> 00:04:41.536 - You were engaged when you went in? 00:04:41.536 --> 00:04:42.620 - That's heavy, bro. 00:04:43.621 --> 00:04:44.998 She visit you in prison? 00:04:46.165 --> 00:04:47.542 - Nope. 00:04:47.542 --> 00:04:48.668 Not even once. 00:04:48.668 --> 00:04:50.837 - That's cold. - I don't know. 00:04:50.837 --> 00:04:52.714 I don't even think about that skonka. 00:04:52.714 --> 00:04:54.590 Damn. How could you not think about someone 00:04:54.590 --> 00:04:57.051 that played a significant part in your life, bro? 00:04:57.051 --> 00:04:58.970 - That's a red flag, mother***er. 00:04:58.970 --> 00:05:00.763 Well, I think what they're getting at 00:05:00.763 --> 00:05:03.141 is there's often this desire to move forward 00:05:03.141 --> 00:05:04.851 without examining the past. 00:05:04.851 --> 00:05:07.186 But we need closure, 00:05:07.186 --> 00:05:09.272 or else we can get bogged down by resentment. 00:05:09.272 --> 00:05:10.273 Well, I got resentment. 00:05:10.273 --> 00:05:11.441 She still has the ring that I got her. 00:05:11.441 --> 00:05:12.650 I spent three racks on that thing. 00:05:12.650 --> 00:05:14.485 You need closure, homey. 00:05:14.485 --> 00:05:15.945 This ain't about no ring. 00:05:15.945 --> 00:05:17.905 - Whoa, whoa. Wait a second here. No. 00:05:17.905 --> 00:05:19.490 Luis might be right. 00:05:19.490 --> 00:05:23.161 That ring could be a symbol of closure. 00:05:23.786 --> 00:05:27.081 Maybe you need to go talk through your issues with your ex, Luis, 00:05:27.081 --> 00:05:28.958 and get that ring back. 00:05:28.958 --> 00:05:30.376 I do deserve that ring. 00:05:30.376 --> 00:05:32.211 I could use that feria. 00:05:32.211 --> 00:05:34.172 You know, doing it upside down all the time ain't cheap. 00:05:37.050 --> 00:05:38.301 - Hey, uh, Luis. 00:05:39.677 --> 00:05:43.306 Um, you're not thinking about going to talk to your ex alone, are you? 00:05:43.306 --> 00:05:45.850 Because in situations like these, 00:05:45.850 --> 00:05:47.643 emotions can run really high 00:05:47.643 --> 00:05:49.520 and get in the way of constructive dialogue. 00:05:50.396 --> 00:05:51.814 I can help you get the ring back. 00:05:52.315 --> 00:05:54.650 Once upon a time I used to manage a strip club, 00:05:54.650 --> 00:05:57.111 so this will be a cakewalk compared to that. 00:05:57.111 --> 00:05:59.781 - Damn. What kinda doctor manages a strip club? 00:06:00.490 --> 00:06:05.161 - Luis, I have square danced in towns you've never even heard of. 00:06:06.204 --> 00:06:08.623 Also, I'm not a doctor. I'm a minister. 00:06:08.623 --> 00:06:10.166 - Alright, then, *** it, Dr. Payne. 00:06:11.042 --> 00:06:12.794 Actually, it'd be kinda tight if you roll with me. 00:06:13.711 --> 00:06:15.463 And, you know, you could be a witness if she tries to kill me. 00:06:15.463 --> 00:06:17.090 - Yeah. Yeah, right. 00:06:18.132 --> 00:06:19.133 - No, I'm serious. 00:06:22.345 --> 00:06:24.097 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 00:06:25.181 --> 00:06:26.474 There was a lot of traffic to get here. 00:06:26.474 --> 00:06:28.267 - Oh, I'm sorry. I hope it wasn't too stressful. 00:06:28.267 --> 00:06:30.228 - Oh, that 10, man. Don't *** around. 00:06:32.897 --> 00:06:34.690 I hope it's okay that I picked vegan. 00:06:34.690 --> 00:06:35.817 I know it's not for everyone. 00:06:35.817 --> 00:06:37.860 - Oh, don't worry. I eat this *** all the time. 00:06:37.860 --> 00:06:38.820 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 00:06:38.820 --> 00:06:41.531 - Me too. All my exes hated eating vegan. 00:06:41.531 --> 00:06:42.490 Hmm. 00:06:43.032 --> 00:06:44.951 You're not still close to your exes, are you? 00:06:44.951 --> 00:06:46.536 - No. I mean, I wish them all the best, 00:06:46.536 --> 00:06:49.163 but I do not believe in staying friends with exes. 00:06:49.163 --> 00:06:50.331 - I could not agree more. 00:06:50.873 --> 00:06:53.543 Like I've always said, when it's over, it's over. 00:06:55.253 --> 00:06:57.046 Part of the reason I picked this place 00:06:57.046 --> 00:06:58.423 is because my friend's the owner. 00:06:58.881 --> 00:07:01.342 I should introduce you. She's an entrepreneur too. 00:07:02.927 --> 00:07:04.345 - A what? 00:07:04.345 --> 00:07:06.931 - Your profile. You said you were an aspiring entrepreneur. 00:07:07.557 --> 00:07:09.308 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. - Yeah. 00:07:09.308 --> 00:07:11.978 - Like I've always said, be your own boss. 00:07:12.437 --> 00:07:13.438 - Wow. 00:07:13.938 --> 00:07:15.314 You live by a lot of phrases. 00:07:15.314 --> 00:07:16.315 Mm-hmm. 00:07:16.691 --> 00:07:18.651 - Uh, so what business do you wanna start? 00:07:19.485 --> 00:07:20.778 - Oh, well, um-- 00:07:23.322 --> 00:07:26.451 Uh, well... I have a passion for coffee. 00:07:26.451 --> 00:07:27.994 - Oh, so you wanna open your own coffee shop? 00:07:27.994 --> 00:07:29.871 - Yeah. That's exactly what I wanna do. 00:07:29.871 --> 00:07:31.330 - Yeah? - Damn, mind reader. 00:07:31.330 --> 00:07:32.457 That's so cool. 00:07:32.457 --> 00:07:35.251 Maybe you can hire some of the ex-cons you work with. 00:07:35.251 --> 00:07:37.253 - It's like you're reading my business plan. 00:07:37.253 --> 00:07:38.838 That's so great. 00:07:38.838 --> 00:07:41.340 None of my exes had ambition. They were all talk. 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:43.885 - Hey, if you're gonna talk that talk, better walk that walk. 00:07:44.552 --> 00:07:45.678 - Okay. 00:07:46.095 --> 00:07:47.430 So tell me all about this business plan. 00:07:48.556 --> 00:07:50.391 - Well, it's, I guess you would-- 00:07:55.897 --> 00:07:57.106 - I gotta take this. - Oh. 00:07:57.106 --> 00:07:59.358 - Uh, it's one of the gang members I helped reform. 00:07:59.984 --> 00:08:01.944 Kinda like a mentor to them, you know. 00:08:01.944 --> 00:08:03.237 Yeah. 00:08:03.237 --> 00:08:04.238 So sweet. 00:08:04.697 --> 00:08:05.865 - Maggie, what do you want? 00:08:05.865 --> 00:08:07.992 - Julio, I got a rabbit and now I can't find the rabbit, 00:08:07.992 --> 00:08:09.202 and I'm ***in' freaking out. 00:08:09.202 --> 00:08:10.620 - When the *** did you get a rabbit? 00:08:10.620 --> 00:08:11.746 Today. 00:08:11.746 --> 00:08:14.415 When I got in my car to go to run errands he was just sitting on the windshield 00:08:14.415 --> 00:08:16.250 and he looked so cute and perfect. 00:08:16.250 --> 00:08:18.377 I decided to take him in, but now he's missing. 00:08:18.711 --> 00:08:20.213 - Are you tryin' to *** up my date? 00:08:20.213 --> 00:08:21.380 Oh, ***. 00:08:21.380 --> 00:08:23.132 Your date's tonight? No. - Yeah. 00:08:23.132 --> 00:08:26.344 - I didn't know. You know what? Forget it. I'll get someone else. 00:08:26.344 --> 00:08:29.180 - No, *** it. I'm coming over. Clearly you need me. 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:31.265 - Again. - No, I don't n-- 00:08:31.933 --> 00:08:33.684 - I'm sorry, but I have to go. It's an emergency. 00:08:33.684 --> 00:08:34.727 Oh, wow-- 00:08:34.727 --> 00:08:37.021 - But you know what, let me pay for dinner. 00:08:37.021 --> 00:08:38.856 - I'm so sorry. Is everything okay? 00:08:38.856 --> 00:08:40.566 - Oh, yeah, yeah, totally. Everything's totally fine. 00:08:40.566 --> 00:08:41.776 - But it's an emergency? 00:08:42.443 --> 00:08:44.862 - Oh, right, yeah. Big-* emergency. 00:08:44.862 --> 00:08:46.656 But don't worry about it. - Okay. I'm sorry. 00:08:46.656 --> 00:08:48.824 Um, do you want the food to go? 00:08:51.244 --> 00:08:52.328 - Oh, no. You know what? 00:08:52.328 --> 00:08:54.997 As I always say, give the leftovers to the staff. 00:08:55.498 --> 00:08:56.707 - Never heard that one before. 00:08:56.707 --> 00:08:58.334 - Feel free to use it. - Okay. 00:08:58.334 --> 00:09:00.044 - I gotta go. I'll call you. - Alright. 00:09:06.008 --> 00:09:07.134 I'm so ***in' nervous. 00:09:07.134 --> 00:09:08.886 - Oh, you're gonna be great. 00:09:08.886 --> 00:09:10.221 There's nothing to worry about. 00:09:10.221 --> 00:09:12.932 We're just gonna have a mature conversation 00:09:12.932 --> 00:09:15.101 that ends with you getting your ring back. 00:09:16.310 --> 00:09:17.728 - Yeah, yeah. Right, right. 00:09:18.437 --> 00:09:19.730 - Mature? - Yeah. 00:09:19.730 --> 00:09:21.190 No problem. 00:09:23.651 --> 00:09:25.736 I can't do this ***. - Hey, Luis. 00:09:26.487 --> 00:09:29.115 Get back here. We gotta talk to her together. 00:09:29.115 --> 00:09:31.200 - Hey, you talk to her! You're the one that told me about closure. 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.536 I didn't even know what that *** was till you said that ***. 00:09:34.495 --> 00:09:35.621 - Hi. 00:09:35.621 --> 00:09:37.206 - Who the *** are you and what the *** do you want? 00:09:37.206 --> 00:09:38.291 Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. 00:09:38.291 --> 00:09:40.418 - Oh, I know who you are. So sorry, sir, 00:09:40.418 --> 00:09:42.545 but we don't believe in that magic underwear ***. 00:09:42.545 --> 00:09:44.005 Oh, no, no, no. 00:09:44.005 --> 00:09:45.006 I'm not a Mormon. 00:09:45.006 --> 00:09:48.301 I wish. Uh, my name is Leonard Payne. 00:09:48.301 --> 00:09:52.597 Um, this may sound a little weird, but do you know Luis Hernandez? 00:09:52.597 --> 00:09:53.931 That ***in' ***? 00:09:53.931 --> 00:09:56.225 Whatever he's being charged with, he did that ***. 00:09:56.225 --> 00:09:57.852 I'd be happy to testify in court. 00:09:57.852 --> 00:09:59.562 - Well, actually, I'm here bec-- 00:09:59.562 --> 00:10:01.314 - Hey, hey. You're the ***in' ***. 00:10:01.314 --> 00:10:03.608 - Oh, my God! I should've *** known! 00:10:03.608 --> 00:10:06.986 Luis, you're still the same coward piece of *** you've always been. 00:10:06.986 --> 00:10:09.780 Hiding in the bushes like the scared little * you are. 00:10:09.780 --> 00:10:11.741 - I wasn't hiding. I was taking a leak. 00:10:11.741 --> 00:10:13.284 - Pissing in the streets like a rat! 00:10:13.701 --> 00:10:17.371 - As I was saying, I run a nonprofit. It's called Hugs Not Thugs. 00:10:17.371 --> 00:10:19.290 And we rehabilitate ex-gang members. 00:10:19.290 --> 00:10:23.461 Now, Luis, he's been doing a lot of hard work on himself, 00:10:23.461 --> 00:10:27.673 and I think it could help you both find some closure if you talk things out. 00:10:30.301 --> 00:10:31.761 - I'll talk things out with you. 00:10:33.012 --> 00:10:35.181 You're a ***in' loser with a weird ***. 00:10:35.181 --> 00:10:37.266 - Hey, *** you. Curvy ***s are normal! 00:10:37.266 --> 00:10:39.644 And I want my ring back. - You're not helping. 00:10:39.644 --> 00:10:41.771 - Hey, if you don't give me that ring back, I'm gonna sue your * 00:10:41.771 --> 00:10:43.481 and you know Judge Judy will rule in my favor. 00:10:43.481 --> 00:10:44.940 - Her show is over now, idiot. 00:10:44.940 --> 00:10:46.484 - Yeah, well, she's got a new one now, idiot. 00:10:46.484 --> 00:10:48.235 - Oh, yeah? What time? I wanna watch! 00:10:48.235 --> 00:10:50.154 - It's streaming so it's available whenever. 00:10:50.613 --> 00:10:51.697 - Stupid. 00:10:54.367 --> 00:10:56.911 - You got a ***in' rabbit? - Yeah, I got a ***in' rabbit. 00:10:56.911 --> 00:10:58.954 I told you not to come. 00:10:59.455 --> 00:11:00.831 I know when I'm needed. 00:11:00.831 --> 00:11:03.626 - Well, I already checked everywhere, so I don't need you anymore. 00:11:03.626 --> 00:11:06.420 - I didn't leave my perfect date to not find your rabbit. 00:11:06.420 --> 00:11:08.214 - Okay, psycho. 00:11:09.590 --> 00:11:11.092 By the way, I got Wendy's if you're hungry. 00:11:11.092 --> 00:11:12.343 - I don't wanna eat that garbage. 00:11:12.343 --> 00:11:15.346 I just ate a delicious-* vegan meal. I'm stuffed. 00:11:15.346 --> 00:11:17.556 - You ate healthy to impress your date? 00:11:18.307 --> 00:11:20.017 Ah, no mames, güey. 00:11:20.017 --> 00:11:22.520 You're so pathetic. - Let's just find this ***in' rabbit. 00:11:23.145 --> 00:11:25.022 I checked there. 00:11:25.022 --> 00:11:26.065 Oh, come on! 00:11:26.065 --> 00:11:28.567 - No, you cheated on me with all my homegirls. 00:11:28.567 --> 00:11:29.944 You made my life hell. 00:11:29.944 --> 00:11:32.780 And then you got yourself locked up for doing some dumb ***. 00:11:32.780 --> 00:11:34.865 So, yeah, I'm still ***in' angry. 00:11:34.865 --> 00:11:36.575 - Wah, wah, wah, pura pinche novela! 00:11:36.575 --> 00:11:38.411 Alright? Don't act like you cared about me. 00:11:38.411 --> 00:11:39.870 You never even came to visit me once. 00:11:39.870 --> 00:11:41.914 - Enough, Luis, shut the *** up. 00:11:41.914 --> 00:11:44.291 - You know what? I'm partially to blame. 00:11:44.291 --> 00:11:47.420 This is what I get for messin' with someone shorter than me. 00:11:47.420 --> 00:11:49.004 Short guys are ***in' evil. 00:11:49.004 --> 00:11:50.464 - Five-six is an average height. 00:11:50.464 --> 00:11:52.842 - You're five-foot-five at best. Now go back to your bush. 00:11:53.300 --> 00:11:54.427 - Okay, fine, whatever. 00:11:55.344 --> 00:11:56.345 Hell. 00:11:58.681 --> 00:12:01.600 - Vanessa, tell me what is really going on here 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:02.685 for you with this ring? 00:12:04.562 --> 00:12:08.065 - I keep it as a reminder of the stupid mistake I made 00:12:08.566 --> 00:12:09.567 with that ***in' idiot. 00:12:09.567 --> 00:12:12.987 - Why would you want a reminder of him being an idiot? 00:12:14.321 --> 00:12:15.698 Listen, between you and me, 00:12:16.282 --> 00:12:18.242 I don't think he's gonna make it through the program. 00:12:18.242 --> 00:12:19.994 I've worked with a lot of these guys. 00:12:19.994 --> 00:12:22.455 Luis... he's definitely going back to prison. 00:12:23.247 --> 00:12:27.251 But you giving back the ring is not just about his closure, 00:12:27.251 --> 00:12:28.627 it's also about yours. 00:12:28.627 --> 00:12:31.964 Don't you wanna free yourself from this short loser forever? 00:12:36.093 --> 00:12:37.094 - Okay. 00:12:38.137 --> 00:12:40.014 But only if he lets me kick him in the *. 00:12:41.515 --> 00:12:43.851 - How's that now? - That *** ***ed me over. 00:12:44.351 --> 00:12:47.438 And I've been waiting eight years to kick him in the ***in' *. 00:12:47.438 --> 00:12:49.023 If you really want the ring, 00:12:49.982 --> 00:12:53.611 Luis' nuts are getting ***in' rocked. 00:12:58.532 --> 00:12:59.992 - Let me see what I can do. 00:13:01.076 --> 00:13:02.077 No ***in' way. 00:13:02.077 --> 00:13:04.914 - Okay, think of it as an opportunity for growth. 00:13:04.914 --> 00:13:06.707 - Enough with the *** short jokes, okay? 00:13:06.707 --> 00:13:10.252 - Hey, Luis, trust me. I'm a doctor, remember? 00:13:10.711 --> 00:13:13.130 This will be a physical reminder of closure. 00:13:13.130 --> 00:13:15.925 It's like a string that you wrap around your finger, right? 00:13:15.925 --> 00:13:18.052 Only it's a kick in the huevos. 00:13:18.052 --> 00:13:20.304 - There's future little Luises swimming around in there, 00:13:20.304 --> 00:13:22.431 and I don't want my kids coming out all weird and ***. 00:13:22.431 --> 00:13:24.391 - Do you want the ring back or not? 00:13:26.811 --> 00:13:28.062 ***! 00:13:49.375 --> 00:13:50.960 That felt good! 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:53.462 Alright, then, your turn, Grandpa. 00:13:54.463 --> 00:13:55.965 - What? - You came here 00:13:55.965 --> 00:13:57.299 backing that piece of *** up. 00:13:57.299 --> 00:13:59.385 So you also gotta get kicked in the *. 00:13:59.385 --> 00:14:02.555 - No. No, no, no, no, no. That was not part of the deal. 00:14:02.555 --> 00:14:03.848 - I guess you don't want the ring back. 00:14:04.431 --> 00:14:05.683 Come on, Payne. 00:14:06.392 --> 00:14:07.518 You said you had my back. 00:14:20.072 --> 00:14:21.448 Thanks for that. 00:14:21.448 --> 00:14:22.825 I didn't realize how much I needed it. 00:14:23.993 --> 00:14:26.662 - I really must have hurt you for you to kick me in the nuts like that. 00:14:26.662 --> 00:14:28.455 Yeah, you did. 00:14:28.455 --> 00:14:29.832 But I ***ed up too. 00:14:30.666 --> 00:14:32.042 Maybe I should have wrote you back. 00:14:32.042 --> 00:14:35.045 - Uh, yeah, well, I'm sorry for my part in everything. 00:14:36.463 --> 00:14:38.674 You don't belong with a ***in' knucklehead like me anyway. 00:14:39.383 --> 00:14:40.718 - It's all good, Luis. 00:14:42.177 --> 00:14:43.178 Here. 00:14:44.972 --> 00:14:48.183 Now, both of you take your broken nuts and get the *** off my lawn! 00:14:56.191 --> 00:14:58.485 - Well, it's not under your bed. 00:15:00.362 --> 00:15:02.865 Jesus, Maggie. I can't believe a paralegal is this messy. 00:15:03.532 --> 00:15:05.284 Whoo, I'd hate to see your desk. 00:15:06.577 --> 00:15:08.162 - I'm a rabbit murderer. 00:15:10.122 --> 00:15:13.083 I can't even keep a rabbit alive. How am I gonna have kids? 00:15:13.083 --> 00:15:14.126 - Hey, come on. 00:15:15.127 --> 00:15:16.253 Invest in leashes. 00:15:16.253 --> 00:15:18.255 - Oh, I'm serious. 00:15:18.255 --> 00:15:19.715 - Me too. Leashes are great. 00:15:19.715 --> 00:15:22.635 You can tie your kids up to a bike rack while you go shopping. 00:15:23.469 --> 00:15:26.096 Come on. We're gonna find him. 00:15:26.096 --> 00:15:27.681 - I wish I believed you. 00:15:30.768 --> 00:15:32.895 - What was that? - It's Roger. 00:15:33.562 --> 00:15:34.939 Where the *** is he? 00:15:34.939 --> 00:15:37.316 - Wait, you named him Roger like Roger the Rabbit? 00:15:37.316 --> 00:15:38.442 Ugh. So ***in' original. 00:15:38.442 --> 00:15:40.235 - I named him after my neighbor Roger. 00:15:40.235 --> 00:15:41.654 - Oh, that Roger. 00:15:42.237 --> 00:15:43.364 I like that Roger. - Shh. 00:15:45.991 --> 00:15:47.701 - He's inside the couch. 00:15:47.701 --> 00:15:50.162 - How the *** would a rabbit get inside the couch? 00:15:50.162 --> 00:15:51.413 - I don't know, they can get anywhere. 00:15:53.624 --> 00:15:54.917 - It doesn't sound like a rabbit. 00:15:54.917 --> 00:15:56.752 - How the *** do you know what rabbits sound like? 00:16:00.422 --> 00:16:01.382 ***. 00:16:01.924 --> 00:16:03.008 Oh, ***. 00:16:03.634 --> 00:16:04.843 The sound stopped. 00:16:04.843 --> 00:16:06.387 Oh, my God. ***. 00:16:06.887 --> 00:16:08.639 Oh, ***! Roger's suffocating! 00:16:09.264 --> 00:16:10.516 We gotta get him out right now! 00:16:11.266 --> 00:16:14.103 Maggie, what the *** are you doing? 00:16:15.229 --> 00:16:16.647 Maggie, what the ***? 00:16:16.647 --> 00:16:17.815 No, Maggie, wait, no. 00:16:18.232 --> 00:16:19.525 Maggie! 00:16:19.525 --> 00:16:20.526 Maggie, wait. 00:16:23.612 --> 00:16:25.489 Maggie, what the ***? You could have killed that little fool! 00:16:25.489 --> 00:16:26.949 - Help me then! 00:16:26.949 --> 00:16:28.158 Alright. 00:16:45.092 --> 00:16:46.427 - It's a big-* diamond. 00:16:47.011 --> 00:16:50.222 We both went through a lot for this, so don't try and *** us. 00:16:51.682 --> 00:16:52.891 - I'll be back with the number. 00:16:56.979 --> 00:17:00.607 - Hey, uh, you know, I don't mean to be forward or anything, 00:17:00.607 --> 00:17:02.276 but after all we went through, 00:17:02.943 --> 00:17:04.486 I'm wondering if you'd consider 00:17:05.821 --> 00:17:08.198 compensating your old pal for all the hard work he did today. 00:17:08.198 --> 00:17:10.159 - Wait, wait, wait, that's what this is all about? 00:17:10.159 --> 00:17:11.201 You just wanna get paid? 00:17:11.201 --> 00:17:12.453 - No, that's not what this is all about, 00:17:12.453 --> 00:17:16.373 but I'm pretty sure I forfeited my ability to be a father for you, okay? 00:17:16.373 --> 00:17:18.751 I mean, she must've played soccer or some *** 00:17:18.751 --> 00:17:21.003 because one of my nuts went so far up there 00:17:21.003 --> 00:17:22.296 it ain't gonna be coming down anytime soon. 00:17:22.296 --> 00:17:24.256 Alright. Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's cool. 00:17:24.798 --> 00:17:27.384 You did get your nuts rocked. - Very rocked. 00:17:29.261 --> 00:17:31.722 - I'll give you half. - Half? 00:17:33.307 --> 00:17:34.475 Yeah, bro. 00:17:35.350 --> 00:17:37.561 That is very, very, very kind and generous. 00:17:37.561 --> 00:17:38.562 Thank you very much. 00:17:43.734 --> 00:17:44.902 - Cubic zirconia. 00:17:46.695 --> 00:17:48.822 - How's that now? - Ain't worth ***. 00:17:49.698 --> 00:17:51.241 - Ain't worth ***? Are you-- 00:17:52.076 --> 00:17:54.161 Are you telling me we went through all that *** 00:17:54.161 --> 00:17:55.746 for cubic ***in' zirconia? 00:17:55.746 --> 00:17:56.955 Hey, hey, calm down, Payne. 00:17:56.955 --> 00:17:58.415 My homey must've cheated me. 00:17:58.415 --> 00:17:59.958 - Okay, then let's go get your boy. 00:17:59.958 --> 00:18:01.835 That's three racks we're talking about. 00:18:01.835 --> 00:18:03.545 - Yeah, there's only one problem with that. 00:18:03.545 --> 00:18:04.755 That fool's locked up. 00:18:05.547 --> 00:18:06.632 For fraud. 00:18:08.425 --> 00:18:09.426 Damn. 00:18:09.426 --> 00:18:11.095 Guess I should've seen that coming, huh? 00:18:13.222 --> 00:18:14.431 - *** me! 00:18:15.015 --> 00:18:17.017 ***, ***, ***, *** me! 00:18:17.017 --> 00:18:18.644 Mother***er! 00:18:19.394 --> 00:18:21.021 Son of a *! - Hey, hey, hey, Payne. 00:18:21.897 --> 00:18:23.649 Hey. What the ***'s going on with you? 00:18:26.652 --> 00:18:28.112 It's just-- 00:18:28.112 --> 00:18:29.571 Oh, man. 00:18:29.571 --> 00:18:33.617 I'm just, I'm in this very messed-up situation with my landlord 00:18:33.617 --> 00:18:35.202 who doesn't understand 00:18:35.828 --> 00:18:37.871 sometimes the rent's gonna be ***in' late. 00:18:38.831 --> 00:18:40.541 Because I run a nonprofit! 00:18:41.083 --> 00:18:44.378 If I can give you one piece of advice, this is it: 00:18:44.378 --> 00:18:46.171 Never divorce your landlord. 00:18:46.797 --> 00:18:47.798 Damn. 00:18:48.215 --> 00:18:51.135 And all this time you were talking to me about how I need all this closure 00:18:51.135 --> 00:18:53.554 but you're the one living in an apartment owned by your ex-wife? 00:18:53.554 --> 00:18:55.430 That's a red flag, mother***er. 00:18:55.430 --> 00:18:58.851 - Yeah, well, you need to think of me more as a cautionary tale 00:18:58.851 --> 00:19:00.102 than a role model. 00:19:00.686 --> 00:19:02.312 - Okay, I see you, Payne. 00:19:02.312 --> 00:19:04.273 And you know what, actually, I have an idea 00:19:04.273 --> 00:19:06.108 that could help you with your little money problem. 00:19:08.777 --> 00:19:09.778 Hey. 00:19:10.237 --> 00:19:11.572 We're gonna take this instead. 00:19:19.454 --> 00:19:20.873 - This *** really works? 00:19:20.873 --> 00:19:23.667 - Yeah, I used to do it all the time before I got locked up. 00:19:23.667 --> 00:19:25.252 You know, if your window or door is smashed 00:19:25.252 --> 00:19:27.212 you don't gotta pay rent till your landlord fixes it. 00:19:27.212 --> 00:19:28.797 I barely ever paid rent. 00:19:29.631 --> 00:19:31.383 It's California Civil Code, my boy. 00:19:31.383 --> 00:19:34.887 - Well, thank you, Luis. I really appreciate it. 00:19:34.887 --> 00:19:36.889 - Dawg, I'm all about renters' rights. 00:19:37.598 --> 00:19:38.599 Know what I'm sayin'? 00:19:39.433 --> 00:19:41.518 Ooh. *** the landlords. 00:19:41.518 --> 00:19:42.561 - *** the landlord. 00:19:43.103 --> 00:19:44.563 Hey, I think you got it. Chill. 00:19:48.984 --> 00:19:52.988 - So... did you give your date the chorizo 00:19:52.988 --> 00:19:55.032 or was she not into that because she's vegan? 00:19:56.033 --> 00:19:58.911 - Well, she liked my coffee shop idea. 00:19:59.703 --> 00:20:01.121 - What coffee shop idea? 00:20:01.121 --> 00:20:04.666 - You know how I've always dreamed about opening up my own coffee shop? 00:20:04.666 --> 00:20:07.628 - Bull***. - You've literally never mentioned that. 00:20:07.628 --> 00:20:08.921 - Well, you've never asked. 00:20:08.921 --> 00:20:10.422 - Dude, we're not on a first date. 00:20:10.422 --> 00:20:12.591 Don't pretend like you're a real adult with life goals and ***. 00:20:12.591 --> 00:20:13.592 - Okay, Maggie. 00:20:14.092 --> 00:20:15.761 I'll stop pretending if you stop. 00:20:17.221 --> 00:20:18.388 - What do you mean? 00:20:18.388 --> 00:20:21.516 - You find out I'm going out on a date with a woman who isn't you, 00:20:21.934 --> 00:20:27.314 and then you find a rabbit who suddenly disappears. 00:20:27.731 --> 00:20:29.066 Roger, where are you? Roger? 00:20:30.651 --> 00:20:32.402 Come on. I just have to ask, 00:20:33.487 --> 00:20:34.655 am I the rabbit? 00:20:35.697 --> 00:20:37.407 - You think I made this *** up? 00:20:37.407 --> 00:20:39.451 - I'm flattered. Really, I am. 00:20:40.035 --> 00:20:41.161 It's hard to let go, 00:20:41.995 --> 00:20:44.373 but you just have to let me... 00:20:45.207 --> 00:20:48.418 Boop, boop, boop, boop. 00:20:48.418 --> 00:20:49.461 ...hop away. 00:20:50.921 --> 00:20:52.214 - Get the *** out! 00:20:52.214 --> 00:20:53.423 Now! 00:20:53.423 --> 00:20:55.342 - Maggie, it's okay. I know I'm a catch. 00:20:55.342 --> 00:20:57.386 - I don't want to get back together! 00:20:57.386 --> 00:21:00.138 There is a rabbit somewhere in this apartment 00:21:00.138 --> 00:21:01.515 that might be dead. 00:21:02.057 --> 00:21:03.684 Not everything is about you, Julio. 00:21:04.101 --> 00:21:05.852 Ugh. You're such a *** *** sometimes. 00:21:26.957 --> 00:21:28.083 - Whoa, whoa. 00:21:56.236 --> 00:21:57.487 - I ***in' told you.