WEBVTT 00:01:22.378 --> 00:01:25.757 You got the Gori-Rabbitz strap, Takahashi? They're sold out everywhere! 00:01:25.757 --> 00:01:26.925 Whoa, you're right! Let me see! 00:01:26.925 --> 00:01:28.134 What? Is it that hot? 00:01:28.134 --> 00:01:29.594 You bought it without knowing? 00:01:29.594 --> 00:01:30.970 They're crazy in demand right now! 00:01:30.970 --> 00:01:33.056 Seriously? I just bought it on a whim. 00:01:33.973 --> 00:01:35.350 Of course I knew that, dumb*! 00:01:35.350 --> 00:01:37.310 This was worth the six hours I stood in line for it! 00:01:37.310 --> 00:01:38.770 Can I see it too? 00:01:39.687 --> 00:01:40.897 Mr. Matsuzaki?! 00:01:40.897 --> 00:01:42.524 This violates school rules. I'm confiscating it. 00:01:42.524 --> 00:01:45.693 My six hours got split into a normal gorilla and rabbit... 00:01:45.693 --> 00:01:46.236 Six hours? 00:01:46.236 --> 00:01:48.279 - So you actually worked to get it? - Hey, what's that? 00:01:48.279 --> 00:01:49.572 Um... A game console. 00:01:49.572 --> 00:01:50.824 Come on! I'm confiscating it! 00:01:50.824 --> 00:01:51.699 You too! What is that? 00:01:51.699 --> 00:01:53.243 Um, an authentic mahjong table. 00:01:53.243 --> 00:01:54.536 I don't care! I'm confiscating it! 00:01:54.536 --> 00:01:55.537 And you! What's that? 00:01:55.537 --> 00:01:56.746 Um. A kebab. 00:01:56.746 --> 00:01:57.914 Unnecessary! Confiscated! 00:01:57.914 --> 00:02:00.375 Don't bring anything that does not pertain to your studies! 00:02:00.375 --> 00:02:00.959 Seriously? 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:01.584 Scary... 00:02:01.584 --> 00:02:05.046 Mr. Matsuzaki is the PE teacher and student counselor. 00:02:05.046 --> 00:02:07.215 Listen! School isn't your place to * around! 00:02:07.215 --> 00:02:09.300 Most of the students are afraid of him. 00:02:10.468 --> 00:02:12.345 As you might expect, they hate him too. 00:02:12.345 --> 00:02:14.139 - *y-Matsu is so annoying! - Seriously, *y-Matsu is the worst. 00:02:14.139 --> 00:02:16.099 - Don't bother coming to our class, Nosy-Matsu. - Pervy-Matsu! 00:02:16.099 --> 00:02:17.642 Matsuzaki is so repulsive. Yucky-Matsu! 00:02:17.642 --> 00:02:20.019 He probably loves checking himself out in the mirror. Vain-Matsu. 00:02:20.019 --> 00:02:21.604 - I bet he's actually a super masochist. - But they take it too far. 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:26.276 - Man! That's one *y-Matsu, right, pal? - Personally, I don't think he's that bad. 00:02:26.276 --> 00:02:27.819 Hey, Nendou! Don't bully Saiki! 00:02:27.819 --> 00:02:28.778 Gah, he came back! 00:02:28.778 --> 00:02:31.739 - For timid students like me, he is a dependable ally. 00:02:31.739 --> 00:02:34.159 Matsuzaki seriously pisses me off! 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:35.326 What, this again? 00:02:35.326 --> 00:02:37.453 He took my Gori-Rabbitz! 00:02:37.453 --> 00:02:39.080 I wish there was some way could make him pay! 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.040 That *y-Nosy-Yucky-Pervy-Vain-SuperMaso-Matsu! 00:02:41.040 --> 00:02:43.334 Yeah, * that *y-Nosy-Yucky-Pervy-Vain-SuperMaso-Matsu! 00:02:43.334 --> 00:02:44.711 Is that some kind of spell? 00:02:44.711 --> 00:02:46.171 Let's go get back at him! 00:02:46.171 --> 00:02:46.796 How can we? 00:02:46.796 --> 00:02:48.798 I've got a plan. 00:02:48.798 --> 00:02:51.926 A way to make hell known to that *y-Nosy-Yucky-Pervy-Vain-SuperMaso-Matsu! 00:02:51.926 --> 00:02:52.969 Oh boy, oh boy. 00:02:53.636 --> 00:02:54.679 The heck is he doing? 00:02:54.679 --> 00:02:55.930 This is tough. 00:02:55.930 --> 00:02:57.515 Is that the game he confiscated?! 00:02:57.515 --> 00:02:58.850 Guess I'll just go home. 00:02:58.850 --> 00:02:59.809 He's coming this way! 00:03:00.810 --> 00:03:01.644 Okay! Let's follow him! 00:03:01.644 --> 00:03:03.021 Is this really gonna work? 00:03:03.021 --> 00:03:05.356 Of course it will! After all, it's... 00:03:06.024 --> 00:03:07.358 ...Pervy-Zaki here! 00:03:07.358 --> 00:03:08.276 Th-This is... 00:03:08.276 --> 00:03:10.236 Look! He can't even move! 00:03:10.236 --> 00:03:12.030 He's probably trembling with joy! 00:03:12.030 --> 00:03:13.698 Whoa, he just bolted for the restroom! 00:03:13.698 --> 00:03:15.366 You wrote the love letter, right, Takahashi? 00:03:15.366 --> 00:03:17.076 Yeah. I'm real proud of it! 00:03:17.076 --> 00:03:19.037 To Mr. Matsuzaki. I'm so sorry to write you so suddenly. 00:03:19.037 --> 00:03:20.914 But there's something I really need to tell you! 00:03:20.914 --> 00:03:23.708 To tell you the truth... deep breath... I'm so in lovey-wovey with you, Matsy! 00:03:23.708 --> 00:03:25.460 Ah! I finally said it! I can't hold back my feelings anymore! 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:27.378 Let's meet in the courtyard. Oh, I might be a wittle bit late. 00:03:27.378 --> 00:03:28.129 Wait for me, okie-dokie? 00:03:28.129 --> 00:03:29.589 You're so creepy. 00:03:29.589 --> 00:03:30.215 What?! 00:03:30.215 --> 00:03:31.549 Would you go after getting that? 00:03:31.549 --> 00:03:32.508 Would anyone?! 00:03:32.508 --> 00:03:34.677 If he comes, that'd mean he's one seriously pervy teacher! 00:03:34.677 --> 00:03:35.887 He came! 00:03:35.887 --> 00:03:37.472 See?! My letter totally worked! 00:03:37.472 --> 00:03:38.306 He's crazy! 00:03:38.306 --> 00:03:39.849 He must be really hard up for women. 00:03:41.726 --> 00:03:43.019 Now, what should I do? 00:03:43.019 --> 00:03:45.939 Mr. Matsuzaki has been nice to me from time to time. 00:03:45.939 --> 00:03:48.358 Should I tell him about these three? 00:03:48.358 --> 00:03:50.151 Or should I just spit on them from here? 00:03:51.194 --> 00:03:53.112 Ah, so that's why he came. 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:59.285 He's been waiting for over two hours now. Waiting-Matsu. 00:03:59.285 --> 00:04:00.828 It's all thanks to my letter writing skills! 00:04:00.828 --> 00:04:02.080 What a pathetic guy. 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:03.831 Hey, let's go home already. I'm starving. 00:04:03.831 --> 00:04:04.666 Yeah. 00:04:04.666 --> 00:04:05.750 Shh! Don't let him notice us! 00:04:05.750 --> 00:04:07.210 So you've finally come. 00:04:07.210 --> 00:04:07.710 What?! 00:04:10.380 --> 00:04:12.882 Were you the one who wrote me this letter? 00:04:12.882 --> 00:04:14.759 Wh-What?! 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:16.719 What the hell is going on?! And she's super cute too! 00:04:16.719 --> 00:04:17.428 Don't ask me! 00:04:17.428 --> 00:04:19.055 Just think about it. 00:04:19.055 --> 00:04:21.516 Who else would it be but me, in female guise? 00:04:21.516 --> 00:04:24.060 Kusuo Saiki... or rather, Kusuko Saiki. 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:25.520 Transformation... 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:28.564 I can change my form at will. 00:04:28.564 --> 00:04:30.942 I haven't seen you before. Are you a first-year? 00:04:31.484 --> 00:04:34.654 No matter. I'm sorry, but I can't return your feelings. 00:04:34.654 --> 00:04:35.947 I'm a teacher and you're a student. 00:04:35.947 --> 00:04:37.115 What?! 00:04:37.115 --> 00:04:38.658 I've been waiting here to tell you that. 00:04:38.658 --> 00:04:40.368 At first, I thought it was a prank, 00:04:40.368 --> 00:04:43.121 but if there was a chance it was real, I shouldn't ignore it. 00:04:43.121 --> 00:04:45.665 If I did, I'd be trampling over a student's feelings. 00:04:45.665 --> 00:04:49.085 Why do I have to take rejection from some middle-aged man like him? 00:04:49.085 --> 00:04:52.130 Now you guys know what his true motives were. 00:04:52.130 --> 00:04:53.131 Keep it down, dumbass! 00:04:53.131 --> 00:04:53.881 It wasn't me! 00:04:54.424 --> 00:04:56.175 Hey! What're you guys doing?! 00:04:56.175 --> 00:04:57.302 W-We're sorry! 00:04:57.302 --> 00:04:59.220 You should've gone home hours ago! 00:04:59.220 --> 00:05:00.596 We're very sorry! 00:05:00.596 --> 00:05:02.056 Takahashi, wait a minute. 00:05:02.432 --> 00:05:03.057 Here. 00:05:03.057 --> 00:05:04.559 Huh? Oh, my Gori-Rabbitz! 00:05:04.559 --> 00:05:06.769 Sorry. I didn't mean to break it. 00:05:06.769 --> 00:05:07.770 So back then was...! 00:05:07.770 --> 00:05:10.648 I sewed it back together, but it was harder than I expected. 00:05:10.648 --> 00:05:12.358 - Head on home already. - Mr. Matsuzaki! 00:05:12.358 --> 00:05:14.277 We're really sorry! 00:05:14.277 --> 00:05:15.570 Good grief. 00:05:15.570 --> 00:05:16.654 But who was that girl? 00:05:16.654 --> 00:05:17.363 I'm in love... 00:05:17.363 --> 00:05:18.698 I wonder what her name is... 00:05:18.698 --> 00:05:21.701 Looks like I've picked up another annoying problem. 00:05:28.249 --> 00:05:29.959 Saiki! It's finally here! 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:31.127 What's here? 00:05:31.127 --> 00:05:33.671 Oh, don't play dumb. Today is February 14th. 00:05:33.671 --> 00:05:35.089 It's the day all guys look forward to! 00:05:35.089 --> 00:05:38.801 - Actually, who are you? - We can't wait to find out if there's that dark stuff hiding in our shoe lockers or desks! 00:05:38.801 --> 00:05:40.595 What? Like a dead crow? 00:05:40.595 --> 00:05:43.306 Oh, I wonder how many I'll get this year... Sweet Valentine's chocolate! 00:05:43.306 --> 00:05:44.140 Oh, that. 00:05:44.140 --> 00:05:48.353 - It's no exaggeration to say that whether you get any or not could change your whole future! - I really don't care about that. 00:05:48.478 --> 00:05:49.354 Yes, it is. 00:05:49.354 --> 00:05:52.565 It's why I carried girls' stuff for them... 00:05:52.565 --> 00:05:54.025 Where are you going? I'll hold this for you. 00:05:54.025 --> 00:05:55.109 Uh, thanks? 00:05:55.109 --> 00:05:56.110 That's harassment. 00:05:56.110 --> 00:05:57.195 I showered them with praise... 00:05:57.195 --> 00:05:59.030 Did you change your shampoo? You smell nicer than usual. 00:05:59.030 --> 00:06:00.239 - Th-Thanks. - That's * harassment. 00:06:00.239 --> 00:06:01.616 I even gave them gifts from time to time. 00:06:01.616 --> 00:06:04.118 Our temple made these talismans. They're perfect for places like your foyer. 00:06:04.118 --> 00:06:04.994 Um, sure. Thanks. 00:06:04.994 --> 00:06:06.162 That's unsolicited goods. 00:06:06.162 --> 00:06:08.915 I tried my very best to ensure that girls would like me! 00:06:08.915 --> 00:06:11.542 And now all the girls take note of me when I walk by! 00:06:11.542 --> 00:06:12.251 You're done for. 00:06:12.251 --> 00:06:15.588 So Saiki, please use your precognition to see if I'll get lots of chocolate from girls! 00:06:15.588 --> 00:06:16.255 Good grief. 00:06:17.340 --> 00:06:19.425 Thank you very much! Yahoo! 00:06:19.425 --> 00:06:20.676 Looks like he misunderstood. 00:06:20.676 --> 00:06:22.887 What I showed him was a zero, not an OK sign. 00:06:22.887 --> 00:06:24.180 Hairo! 00:06:24.180 --> 00:06:26.599 Thanks for bringing me what I left behind the other day! 00:06:26.599 --> 00:06:27.433 Thanks! 00:06:27.433 --> 00:06:30.770 Hairo! Here's some chocolate for the advice you gave me during practice the other day! 00:06:30.770 --> 00:06:32.438 Hairo's pretty popular. 00:06:32.438 --> 00:06:33.439 Hairo, have some chocolate! 00:06:33.439 --> 00:06:35.400 Thanks for playing with my little brother the other day! 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:36.317 It's all thank you chocolate. 00:06:36.317 --> 00:06:37.527 Hairo! Take this chocolate! 00:06:37.527 --> 00:06:40.029 Thanks for taking my grandpa to the hospital the other day! 00:06:40.029 --> 00:06:41.364 Oh, it was nothing. 00:06:41.364 --> 00:06:42.949 It clearly isn't. You're incredible. 00:06:42.949 --> 00:06:45.910 Hairocchi! Thanks for going to get me chips and juice the other day! 00:06:45.910 --> 00:06:46.619 Is he running errands? 00:06:46.619 --> 00:06:48.996 Thanks for testifying in court for me the other day! 00:06:48.996 --> 00:06:49.580 Wait, what? 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:51.541 Thanks for saving me when I was simultaneously attacked 00:06:51.541 --> 00:06:53.209 by a brown bear and a saber-toothed cat! 00:06:53.209 --> 00:06:55.086 I'm amazed you didn't fall in love with him after that. 00:06:57.004 --> 00:06:58.339 Hey, Saiki! Good morning! 00:06:58.339 --> 00:06:59.841 Oh, did you happen to catch all that? 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:03.010 I don't know what to do. I can't eat this much. 00:07:03.010 --> 00:07:04.554 Well, I can't really brag. 00:07:04.554 --> 00:07:06.597 These are just thank you and friendship chocolate. 00:07:06.597 --> 00:07:09.058 - To have so many, but not a single heartfelt Valentine's... - E-Excuse me... 00:07:09.058 --> 00:07:12.019 I would be so honored if you would accept my chocolate. 00:07:13.312 --> 00:07:15.022 Another friendship chocolate, huh? 00:07:15.022 --> 00:07:17.066 You got the heartfelt Valentine's you wanted. 00:07:19.610 --> 00:07:21.154 I-Is the thing in my desk... 00:07:21.154 --> 00:07:22.697 Chocolate? Good for you, Kaidou. 00:07:22.697 --> 00:07:24.031 It must be... 00:07:24.031 --> 00:07:24.949 ...the work of Dark Reunion! 00:07:24.949 --> 00:07:26.159 How did you get that idea?! 00:07:26.159 --> 00:07:27.285 How much chocolate did you get? 00:07:27.285 --> 00:07:28.244 What about you? 00:07:28.244 --> 00:07:30.955 - I found some in my desk! Aw, yeah! - Huh? What are they talking about? 00:07:30.955 --> 00:07:32.415 Is this Valentine's chocolate?! 00:07:32.415 --> 00:07:34.709 People will make fun of me if they see I got some! 00:07:34.709 --> 00:07:36.043 I gotta act natural! 00:07:36.043 --> 00:07:39.964 But who could it be from? The only girl I've talked with recently is Teruhashi. 00:07:39.964 --> 00:07:42.925 Hey, did you hear? Teruhashi brought chocolate! 00:07:43.426 --> 00:07:44.719 - What the? - A whistle? 00:07:44.719 --> 00:07:46.554 It can't be...! 00:07:49.056 --> 00:07:51.601 "Heartfeeled"? Did she mean to write "heartfelt"? 00:07:55.396 --> 00:07:56.898 You totally fell for it! 00:07:56.898 --> 00:07:59.400 There's no way Teruhashi'd give you chocolate, is there? 00:07:59.400 --> 00:08:02.945 - Nendou, there are some lines you shouldn't cross. - What's the deal? Don't be such a downer. 00:08:02.945 --> 00:08:04.739 Not getting any chocolate isn't a big deal. 00:08:04.739 --> 00:08:07.533 Even I didn't get any, you know? 00:08:07.533 --> 00:08:08.701 We're in the same boat. 00:08:08.701 --> 00:08:10.453 Kaidou's life total has already hit zero. 00:08:10.453 --> 00:08:11.245 E-Excuse me! 00:08:11.787 --> 00:08:14.207 There's something I want to give you. Could you come with me? 00:08:14.207 --> 00:08:15.541 S-Sure! Of course! 00:08:15.541 --> 00:08:16.626 Um, no, not you, Nendou. 00:08:16.626 --> 00:08:18.920 I-I'm asking Kaidou! 00:08:23.549 --> 00:08:26.260 Kaidou, there are some lines you shouldn't cross. 00:08:27.094 --> 00:08:28.179 What a pain... 00:08:28.179 --> 00:08:32.266 Just who was the idiot who told everyone I brought chocolate today? 00:08:32.266 --> 00:08:33.559 Thanks to them... 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:34.894 Is your bag heavy? I'll carry it for you. 00:08:34.894 --> 00:08:36.771 Teruhashi, are you thirsty? I bought peach tea for you. 00:08:36.771 --> 00:08:38.773 Teruhashi, are you hungry? I bought all sorts of... 00:08:38.773 --> 00:08:39.649 Enough already! 00:08:40.816 --> 00:08:42.360 What is the deal?! 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:44.028 Are you tired from walking? You can ride this! 00:08:44.028 --> 00:08:47.490 I'm tired of you. Would everyone just leave me alone today?! 00:08:47.490 --> 00:08:49.242 I have to use the restroom, so see you later! 00:08:49.242 --> 00:08:50.868 Teruhashi, I have a portable toilet! 00:08:50.868 --> 00:08:52.787 Ugh, * Valentine's Day! 00:08:52.787 --> 00:08:54.705 I brought some chocolate with me, huh? 00:08:54.705 --> 00:08:56.916 Ha! So what if I did?! 00:08:56.916 --> 00:08:58.000 I'll give these to Saiki... 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.835 O-Of course, this is just thank you chocolate. 00:08:59.835 --> 00:09:02.296 - She's making up excuses even though there's no one around. - You know, for having me over on New Year's. 00:09:02.296 --> 00:09:03.589 Like, enjoy them with your parents! 00:09:03.589 --> 00:09:05.841 But these are my only thank you chocolates... 00:09:05.841 --> 00:09:08.052 If those guys outside find out I gave them to Saiki... 00:09:08.052 --> 00:09:09.053 A world war will break out! 00:09:09.053 --> 00:09:10.846 How could this have happened? 00:09:10.846 --> 00:09:13.683 To think my chocolates are the most dangerous weapon known to man! 00:09:13.683 --> 00:09:15.268 I can't give these to him after all. 00:09:15.935 --> 00:09:17.436 Please forgive me, Saiki! 00:09:20.231 --> 00:09:22.066 Don't be so dramatic. 00:09:32.493 --> 00:09:34.537 Hey, pal, let's hang out! 00:09:34.537 --> 00:09:36.497 Are you in there? 00:09:36.956 --> 00:09:37.873 Good grief. 00:09:37.873 --> 00:09:39.709 I'm really glad my parents aren't home. 00:09:39.709 --> 00:09:41.127 It makes it easy to pretend I'm not here. 00:09:41.127 --> 00:09:44.338 They dug a super big hole in that vacant lot over there! It's really deep! 00:09:44.338 --> 00:09:47.633 I can't think of a less remarkable event in the past century. 00:09:47.633 --> 00:09:49.093 I guess he's not in. 00:09:49.093 --> 00:09:50.261 He's finally gone. 00:09:50.261 --> 00:09:51.762 He makes a racket even on Sundays. 00:09:51.762 --> 00:09:53.264 Time to go back to my book. 00:09:55.933 --> 00:09:57.184 N-Nendou?! 00:09:57.184 --> 00:09:58.477 This is the second floor! 00:09:59.395 --> 00:10:02.398 What a funny face! I scared you, didn't I? 00:10:02.398 --> 00:10:03.941 No, this isn't Nendou! 00:10:04.442 --> 00:10:05.526 It's Nendou! 00:10:05.526 --> 00:10:07.278 You can see me, can'tcha? 00:10:07.278 --> 00:10:09.780 I have many questions, but only one thing I want to say right now. 00:10:09.780 --> 00:10:10.406 Get out! 00:10:10.406 --> 00:10:13.200 - Right? Hey. Right? Right? Hey. Right? Hey. - This is Nendou's father. 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:15.536 - Right? Hey. Right? Hey. Right? Hey. Right? Right? Hey. Hey. - He's a ghost. He died 17 years ago. 00:10:15.536 --> 00:10:17.663 I've met Nendou's father twice before. 00:10:17.663 --> 00:10:19.624 Firstly, when we visited his grave. 00:10:19.624 --> 00:10:22.627 And secondly, through the eyes of spirit medium Toritsuka. 00:10:22.627 --> 00:10:24.962 I normally don't have the ability to see ghosts. 00:10:24.962 --> 00:10:28.007 I don't know why I'm seeing one now, but that doesn't surprise me any more. 00:10:28.007 --> 00:10:32.094 As you can tell from his face, he and his son have pretty similar DNA. 00:10:32.094 --> 00:10:34.388 Now, how's this? It's funny, right? 00:10:34.388 --> 00:10:36.515 In other words, I want nothing to do with him. 00:10:36.515 --> 00:10:38.434 Hey! Can you hear me? 00:10:38.434 --> 00:10:40.394 Hey, you really can't hear me? 00:10:40.394 --> 00:10:42.396 Hey, seriously, you can't hear me? 00:10:42.396 --> 00:10:43.648 Fine, this means war. 00:10:43.648 --> 00:10:45.691 Whoa! So you can hear me after all! 00:10:45.691 --> 00:10:47.777 You can do some magic tricks and stuff, right? 00:10:47.777 --> 00:10:49.487 Reita told me about it. 00:10:49.487 --> 00:10:51.238 I love magic tricks! 00:10:51.238 --> 00:10:54.116 Show me some tricks, okay? Hey. Okay? 00:10:54.116 --> 00:10:56.702 - Hey. Okay? Hey. Okay? Hey. Hey. Okay? - As I suspected, physical attacks are useless. 00:10:56.702 --> 00:10:57.995 I'm short on options here. 00:10:57.995 --> 00:11:00.581 Stop ignoring me, you *! 00:11:00.581 --> 00:11:02.625 He's an exact copy of Nendou in this respect too. 00:11:02.625 --> 00:11:04.877 I wonder if he'll start calling me pal soon? 00:11:04.877 --> 00:11:06.253 Are you making fun of me? 00:11:06.253 --> 00:11:07.463 You're literally in my face! 00:11:07.463 --> 00:11:08.756 Say something, will you? 00:11:09.256 --> 00:11:11.008 Oh? See? That wasn't hard. 00:11:11.008 --> 00:11:12.218 Well then, let me see it, pal! 00:11:12.218 --> 00:11:13.636 I've had enough of this. 00:11:14.512 --> 00:11:16.972 Sheesh. Go see your son. 00:11:16.972 --> 00:11:18.891 Well, I guess you wouldn't remember him. 00:11:18.891 --> 00:11:20.726 That was amazing! You disappeared! 00:11:20.726 --> 00:11:22.186 H-Huh? What? 00:11:22.186 --> 00:11:24.689 You came here in no time at all! Incredible! 00:11:24.689 --> 00:11:25.856 So this guy goes wherever I go? 00:11:25.856 --> 00:11:27.358 Hey, show me more! 00:11:27.358 --> 00:11:29.235 Looks like I have to get serious. 00:11:39.745 --> 00:11:40.788 Not bad. 00:11:40.788 --> 00:11:42.540 I-It didn't even faze him! 00:11:42.540 --> 00:11:44.417 And the way he regenerates is disturbing. 00:11:44.417 --> 00:11:45.751 I like you! 00:11:45.751 --> 00:11:47.294 He's just as annoying as Nendou! 00:11:47.294 --> 00:11:48.587 Hey, pal! 00:11:48.587 --> 00:11:51.006 Could he be my greatest enemy? 00:11:51.006 --> 00:11:54.135 Looks like I'll have to ask the spirit medium for help. 00:11:55.261 --> 00:11:56.804 This one might be the winner. 00:11:56.804 --> 00:11:58.723 Is this what you do at the temple every day? 00:11:58.723 --> 00:12:00.474 Whoa! S-Saiki?! 00:12:00.474 --> 00:12:03.978 Don't suddenly show up when I'm in the middle of a pin-up mag tournament! 00:12:03.978 --> 00:12:05.438 Normal people wouldn't ever do that. 00:12:05.438 --> 00:12:08.065 It's the losers' semifinal now, so it'll be over soon. 00:12:08.065 --> 00:12:09.859 Forget this! Give me a break! 00:12:09.859 --> 00:12:11.986 He's your guardian spirit, right? Do something. 00:12:11.986 --> 00:12:13.696 W-Wait, you can see him? 00:12:13.696 --> 00:12:18.033 You've finally become a spirit medium too?! You identity thief! You cheater! 00:12:18.033 --> 00:12:18.701 Not my problem. 00:12:18.701 --> 00:12:21.036 You power monster! Power department store! 00:12:21.036 --> 00:12:24.039 Just do something about this guy. He won't leave me alone. 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:26.709 Well, Reita, this guy is funny, just like you said. 00:12:26.709 --> 00:12:28.252 Hey, don't bug Saiki. 00:12:28.252 --> 00:12:29.837 I'm gonna visit him every day! 00:12:29.837 --> 00:12:31.547 A casual threat to make my life a living hell. 00:12:31.547 --> 00:12:34.091 If you can't stop him, what makes you think I can? 00:12:34.091 --> 00:12:36.343 I see. Then I have only one option left. 00:12:36.343 --> 00:12:39.930 I'll try and see what happens if I send you to heaven. 00:12:39.930 --> 00:12:41.932 What?! Even if I die, my guardian spirit won't disappear! 00:12:41.932 --> 00:12:43.642 Also, I'd just keep following you around! 00:12:43.642 --> 00:12:45.895 Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you'll just return to the void. 00:12:45.895 --> 00:12:47.229 Listen, I really can't do anything! 00:12:47.229 --> 00:12:49.106 Only ghosts can interfere with other ghosts! 00:12:49.106 --> 00:12:51.525 Of course! Why didn't I think of that? 00:12:53.027 --> 00:12:54.487 Saiki? Hey! 00:12:54.487 --> 00:12:55.696 What? No! 00:12:55.696 --> 00:12:56.697 Saiki's dead! 00:12:56.697 --> 00:12:59.992 I'm using an ability that lets me separate my soul from my body. 00:12:59.992 --> 00:13:01.535 Souls and ghosts aren't that different. 00:13:01.535 --> 00:13:04.121 Oh. Astral projection, is it? 00:13:04.121 --> 00:13:05.164 Be careful with my body. 00:13:05.164 --> 00:13:07.166 Hey, show me some other tricks, will ya? 00:13:07.166 --> 00:13:09.502 Now, to all the kids in the front of the TV. Here's a pop quiz. 00:13:09.502 --> 00:13:11.629 I went from being a psychic to a ghost. 00:13:11.629 --> 00:13:13.130 Whoa! I can touch you! 00:13:13.130 --> 00:13:15.090 In a certain world-famous video game, 00:13:15.090 --> 00:13:17.218 what happens if a ghost-type attacks another ghost-type? 00:13:17.218 --> 00:13:18.260 What's going on? 00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:19.261 You'll see... 00:13:19.678 --> 00:13:21.472 It's super effective! 00:13:21.472 --> 00:13:24.016 Good grief. Nendou's family is such a pain to deal with. 00:13:24.016 --> 00:13:25.684 Time to get back home and finish read— 00:13:25.684 --> 00:13:28.896 Revenge time! I'm avenging my pin-up mag girls! 00:13:37.446 --> 00:13:39.615 You're in luck, ma'am! 00:13:39.615 --> 00:13:41.742 This is Golden Water. We can only collect 4 liters a day. 00:13:41.742 --> 00:13:43.577 It comes from a small area in Mt. Fuji and has mysterious powers! 00:13:43.577 --> 00:13:44.870 Wow, that's amazing! 00:13:44.870 --> 00:13:46.455 If you buy now, it's only 4,500 yen a bottle! 00:13:46.455 --> 00:13:47.498 Then I'll take one! 00:13:47.498 --> 00:13:48.541 Thank you very much! 00:13:49.166 --> 00:13:50.501 What the hell is this? 00:13:50.501 --> 00:13:51.961 Welcome home, Kuu! 00:13:51.961 --> 00:13:53.587 Drink this! It's Golden Water! 00:13:53.587 --> 00:13:55.506 Good grief. Did she buy something weird again? 00:13:55.506 --> 00:13:57.341 My mom never doubts people. 00:13:57.341 --> 00:13:58.717 I got a space stone bracelet too! 00:13:58.717 --> 00:14:02.596 So, as you can see, she gets easily deceived by salesmen. 00:14:02.596 --> 00:14:03.556 We have too many vacuums! 00:14:03.556 --> 00:14:04.682 What is this water? 00:14:04.682 --> 00:14:06.767 Mt. Fuji? Mysterious powers? 00:14:06.767 --> 00:14:08.185 That's obviously all made up. 00:14:08.185 --> 00:14:11.272 Even if it weren't, I could just go and get it every day for free. 00:14:11.272 --> 00:14:14.233 Drink up! They said it prevents you from getting colds or injured! 00:14:14.233 --> 00:14:16.986 Have you ever seen me sick or injured in the first place? 00:14:16.986 --> 00:14:18.571 Take a look at what else I bought! 00:14:18.571 --> 00:14:19.363 Fire extinguishers! 00:14:19.363 --> 00:14:20.865 I can put out any fire, so we don't need that. 00:14:20.865 --> 00:14:22.116 A pole pruner! 00:14:22.116 --> 00:14:23.742 I can reach any high place, so we don't need that. 00:14:23.742 --> 00:14:24.785 Books on levitation! 00:14:24.785 --> 00:14:26.412 I can just do that, so we don't need that. 00:14:26.412 --> 00:14:27.997 And this! A fully automated egg cracker! 00:14:27.997 --> 00:14:31.208 By setting the egg and pressing the handle, it easily cracks the egg! 00:14:31.208 --> 00:14:32.376 No one needs that. 00:14:32.960 --> 00:14:34.587 Oh, the phone. I wonder who it is. 00:14:34.587 --> 00:14:35.588 Yes, hello? 00:14:35.588 --> 00:14:37.631 What?! My husband was arrested for groping women?! 00:14:37.631 --> 00:14:39.592 He'll be released if we pay up one million yen?! 00:14:39.592 --> 00:14:40.801 I'll wire the money over right away! 00:14:40.801 --> 00:14:42.678 B-Bad news, Kuu! Your dad is— 00:14:42.678 --> 00:14:43.888 Yeah, let's go to the bank. 00:14:43.888 --> 00:14:44.889 I'm home! 00:14:44.889 --> 00:14:46.265 Huh? Why are you here? 00:14:46.265 --> 00:14:47.558 Shouldn't you be in a cell right now? 00:14:47.558 --> 00:14:50.394 I didn't do it! There's no way I'd go around groping women! 00:14:50.394 --> 00:14:52.354 But they kept going "It's me! It's me!" on the phone. 00:14:52.354 --> 00:14:54.607 Isn't that obviously the "It's me!" phone scam? 00:14:54.607 --> 00:14:56.233 How did you get fooled too, Kusuo?! 00:14:56.233 --> 00:14:57.568 Well, it did sound like you. 00:14:57.568 --> 00:14:59.945 How?! You actually knew it was a scam, didn't you?! 00:14:59.945 --> 00:15:02.197 Seriously, we almost lost one million yen! 00:15:02.197 --> 00:15:04.909 But I see they got you to buy a lot of stuff. How much was all this? 00:15:04.909 --> 00:15:06.035 About one million yen in total. 00:15:06.035 --> 00:15:06.952 We already lost it! 00:15:06.952 --> 00:15:10.164 One million yen?! I have to lick 75 shoes to earn that kind of money! 00:15:10.164 --> 00:15:11.582 You have a yen to shoe conversion rate? 00:15:11.582 --> 00:15:12.666 I'm sorry... 00:15:12.666 --> 00:15:15.628 I thought you two would be happy if I bought these. 00:15:15.628 --> 00:15:17.796 Don't worry about it, honey. 00:15:17.796 --> 00:15:19.673 You were just thinking of us. 00:15:19.673 --> 00:15:21.884 Knowing that makes me happy. 00:15:21.884 --> 00:15:23.928 Who cares about one million yen, right? 00:15:23.928 --> 00:15:24.678 Honey... 00:15:24.678 --> 00:15:26.263 Just forget about it. It's time for dinner. 00:15:26.263 --> 00:15:27.598 Okay! I'll start cooking right away! 00:15:27.598 --> 00:15:29.600 O Lord Kusuo! Please fix this! 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:31.018 Where did your cool act go? 00:15:31.018 --> 00:15:32.686 Whatever. There's still time for returns. 00:15:32.686 --> 00:15:34.897 Man, that was so easy. 00:15:36.523 --> 00:15:38.817 My teleportation power is just perfect for this. 00:15:38.817 --> 00:15:40.402 All right! My shoe-licking money is back! 00:15:40.402 --> 00:15:42.571 Kusuo! I'll buy one cup of coffee jelly for you! 00:15:42.571 --> 00:15:43.155 "One cup"? 00:15:43.155 --> 00:15:44.531 Er, I mean, as many as you want! 00:15:44.531 --> 00:15:45.866 I really am sorry. 00:15:45.866 --> 00:15:47.368 I said forget about it, didn't I? 00:15:47.368 --> 00:15:49.328 The salesmen come by very often. 00:15:49.328 --> 00:15:50.537 More than ten just today. 00:15:50.537 --> 00:15:51.747 That many?! 00:15:51.747 --> 00:15:54.124 They probably have us down in a list of easy targets. 00:15:54.124 --> 00:15:56.293 Honey! I'll send those salesmen packing for you! 00:15:56.293 --> 00:15:57.670 I suddenly have a headache. 00:15:57.670 --> 00:15:58.921 Please leave! We don't want anything! 00:15:58.921 --> 00:16:00.422 Oh, hello. Are you the man of the house? It's such a nice place! 00:16:00.422 --> 00:16:01.757 Owning a house like this is every man's dream! 00:16:01.757 --> 00:16:02.591 Oh? You think so? 00:16:02.591 --> 00:16:04.969 This prism cleaner is revolutionary! It cleans both inside and outside the house! 00:16:04.969 --> 00:16:05.803 Really? Then we'll take three or so! 00:16:05.803 --> 00:16:08.347 No, it's not going to work. I just had an awful vision. 00:16:08.347 --> 00:16:10.891 Then how about you go destroy all those companies? 00:16:10.891 --> 00:16:11.976 Don't be crazy. 00:16:11.976 --> 00:16:14.812 We need to refuse so strongly, they'll take our name off their list. 00:16:14.812 --> 00:16:17.606 And for it to be most effective, Mom has to do it. 00:16:17.606 --> 00:16:20.651 Of course, I'll be lending a hand too. 00:16:21.777 --> 00:16:23.237 Hello! 00:16:23.237 --> 00:16:25.823 Thanks for your business! I'm Busujima from de'Seeve Healthy Food! 00:16:25.823 --> 00:16:27.491 Please leave! 00:16:27.491 --> 00:16:28.617 What? Wait, ma'am! 00:16:28.617 --> 00:16:29.535 Please just leave! 00:16:29.535 --> 00:16:31.870 Oh, did you family complained about it? 00:16:31.870 --> 00:16:34.164 I thought so. Men particularly tend to complain. 00:16:34.164 --> 00:16:36.792 But men go out and work, so they accumulate stress and fatigue. 00:16:36.792 --> 00:16:38.460 You're the only one who can save them! 00:16:38.961 --> 00:16:41.130 You have to protect everyone's health! 00:16:41.130 --> 00:16:42.172 Give me everything you have! 00:16:42.172 --> 00:16:43.841 You never change, Mom. 00:16:43.841 --> 00:16:45.175 You're so concerned about our health... 00:16:45.175 --> 00:16:46.802 No matter. Now, switch on! 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.388 What an idiot. 00:16:49.388 --> 00:16:49.888 What? 00:16:49.888 --> 00:16:52.057 You have no idea you've just been buying tap water. 00:16:52.057 --> 00:16:54.560 You're going to make me so much more money... 00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:55.936 Huh? What on Earth is going on? 00:16:55.936 --> 00:16:58.272 Yup, this is forced telepathy. 00:16:58.272 --> 00:17:01.442 I'm transmitting his unfiltered thoughts to Mom via telepathy. 00:17:01.442 --> 00:17:04.278 Your precious family is going to go bankrupt! 00:17:04.278 --> 00:17:05.904 I'll be taking my... Huh? 00:17:05.904 --> 00:17:07.740 Hold it right there, you bastard... 00:17:10.242 --> 00:17:13.037 You're going to make my family go bankrupt, huh?! 00:17:13.037 --> 00:17:15.998 How dare you talk like that about my beloved family! 00:17:15.998 --> 00:17:19.585 There's just one thing I'm interested in buying... 00:17:19.585 --> 00:17:21.128 ...and it's your shitty head! 00:17:21.128 --> 00:17:22.796 Get back here! 00:17:22.796 --> 00:17:23.839 Help me! 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:25.966 That salesman probably won't be back. 00:17:27.134 --> 00:17:28.385 What's this, a ring? 00:17:28.385 --> 00:17:29.636 We should return this while we can. 00:17:30.304 --> 00:17:31.930 Whew... That was scary. 00:17:31.930 --> 00:17:34.141 Is... Is this what's responsible? 00:17:35.225 --> 00:17:37.144 My telepathy is gone. 00:17:47.696 --> 00:17:50.991 After some investigation, I've determined that this is just an ordinary ring. 00:17:50.991 --> 00:17:53.786 But this ring is made of a material known as germanium. 00:17:53.786 --> 00:17:54.995 I believe this is the cause. 00:17:54.995 --> 00:17:57.581 I'm not entirely sure how it works, 00:17:57.581 --> 00:18:01.877 but it appears that I am unable to use telepathy while in contact with germanium. 00:18:01.877 --> 00:18:04.338 What a wonderful thing I've stumbled upon! 00:18:05.214 --> 00:18:06.256 It's quiet. 00:18:06.256 --> 00:18:08.175 Since having telepathy from birth, 00:18:08.175 --> 00:18:10.469 I've heard the thoughts of anyone within a 200-meter radius. 00:18:10.469 --> 00:18:11.553 With that range, 00:18:11.553 --> 00:18:16.517 a residential area like this is always as loud as a food court on holidays and weekends. 00:18:16.517 --> 00:18:18.685 But this silence I'm experiencing right now... 00:18:19.478 --> 00:18:20.437 Finally! 00:18:20.437 --> 00:18:22.064 What're you doing? 00:18:22.064 --> 00:18:23.690 What's with the surprised act? 00:18:23.690 --> 00:18:26.026 Dinner's ready. But you already knew that, didn't you? 00:18:26.026 --> 00:18:27.486 Don't scare me like that. Sheesh. 00:18:27.486 --> 00:18:29.154 It's nice that all the distractions are gone, 00:18:29.154 --> 00:18:31.615 but having people suddenly show up behind me isn't good for my heart. 00:18:31.615 --> 00:18:34.535 If my telepathy is always on, I'll always know when someone is coming. 00:18:34.535 --> 00:18:36.829 Huh? Kusuo isn't coming down. 00:18:36.829 --> 00:18:38.205 The food is gonna get cold. 00:18:38.205 --> 00:18:41.333 I'll also know exactly why they came to see me. 00:18:41.333 --> 00:18:43.710 That was just the norm for me my entire life. 00:18:43.710 --> 00:18:44.878 Yes. In other words... 00:18:44.878 --> 00:18:48.924 While I'm wearing this ring, all of mankind is essentially like Nendou. 00:18:48.924 --> 00:18:50.717 That would be hell. Maybe I should take it off. 00:18:50.717 --> 00:18:52.761 No. Why am I losing heart now? 00:18:52.761 --> 00:18:53.345 Oh, right! 00:18:53.887 --> 00:18:56.765 There was a place I wanted to go to were I ever to lose my telepathy. 00:18:57.224 --> 00:18:58.142 I'm here. 00:18:58.142 --> 00:18:59.351 I didn't teleport here, though. 00:18:59.351 --> 00:19:00.102 I saw Nendou B, C, and D on my way here, but I've omitted those scenes. 00:19:00.102 --> 00:19:01.562 I saw Nendou B, C, and D on my way here, but I've omitted those scenes. 00:19:01.562 --> 00:19:04.356 Yes, the place I wanted to go to is... 00:19:04.356 --> 00:19:05.315 ...the movie theater! 00:19:05.315 --> 00:19:08.110 My telepathy and movie theaters make for the worst combination. 00:19:08.735 --> 00:19:12.156 When I was a child, there was a movie I really wanted to see. 00:19:12.156 --> 00:19:13.115 But then... 00:19:13.115 --> 00:19:15.159 Who would've thought the protagonist was a ghost! 00:19:15.159 --> 00:19:16.326 That was a crazy twist! 00:19:16.326 --> 00:19:18.328 I found out the ending two seconds after I went inside. 00:19:18.328 --> 00:19:21.832 Theaters are full of people going to see a movie and people who have already seen it. 00:19:21.832 --> 00:19:25.502 So I tried going to the very first showing on the very first day. 00:19:25.502 --> 00:19:27.171 Here you are, one child ticket. Enjoy. 00:19:27.838 --> 00:19:29.298 I wonder if he'll be okay. 00:19:29.298 --> 00:19:32.426 The protagonist dies and turns into goo in the end. 00:19:32.426 --> 00:19:33.886 I got caught in an unexpected ambush. 00:19:34.469 --> 00:19:37.764 So I decided to accept spoilers as unavoidable and to watch the movie anyway. 00:19:37.764 --> 00:19:38.682 I can't wait. 00:19:38.682 --> 00:19:39.850 Oh, a new character. 00:19:39.850 --> 00:19:43.187 - Oh, that shot. It's an homage to the Kurosawa films. - It's so noisy. 00:19:43.187 --> 00:19:45.731 Since then, I've given up on ever going to the theater. 00:19:45.731 --> 00:19:47.357 But today, I have this! 00:19:47.357 --> 00:19:49.484 I'll see a new movie at the theater today for sure! 00:19:49.484 --> 00:19:51.028 Here's one high school student ticket. 00:19:51.486 --> 00:19:53.530 I was able to buy it very easily, Nendou E. 00:19:53.530 --> 00:19:54.781 Man, that was good. 00:19:54.781 --> 00:19:55.908 Yeah. 00:19:55.908 --> 00:19:58.410 It's no use, Nendou F and Nendou G. 00:19:58.410 --> 00:20:01.079 Even if you've already seen it, you can't spoil it for me. 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:02.748 Sorry, I went to the restroom! 00:20:02.748 --> 00:20:04.166 - But that was so cool, yeah? - Oh no! 00:20:04.166 --> 00:20:06.752 You know, that scene where the protagonist breaks all his bones and dies! 00:20:06.752 --> 00:20:08.045 Oh, yeah, that! 00:20:08.045 --> 00:20:09.296 Just kidding. 00:20:09.296 --> 00:20:12.591 Unlike with thoughts, I can block out people's voices by plugging my ears. 00:20:12.591 --> 00:20:14.051 Actually, that movie wasn't very good. 00:20:14.051 --> 00:20:14.551 Yeah. 00:20:14.551 --> 00:20:16.011 That movie was terrible. 00:20:16.011 --> 00:20:18.472 The movie in Auditorium 3 will begin shortly. 00:20:18.472 --> 00:20:20.515 I went overboard on the food. 00:20:20.515 --> 00:20:22.351 Well, it's my first movie. I'm allowed to indulge. 00:20:22.976 --> 00:20:25.270 Ow! Watch where you're going, moron! 00:20:25.270 --> 00:20:26.605 That juice almost got on me. 00:20:27.564 --> 00:20:28.941 All the food I bought. 00:20:29.483 --> 00:20:31.902 Damn Nendou I and J... no, Interfering * Kids (I.J.K.)! 00:20:31.902 --> 00:20:33.737 This wouldn't have happened if I had my telepathy. 00:20:33.737 --> 00:20:36.031 No, what am I thinking?! 00:20:36.031 --> 00:20:38.200 I'm the one who decided I didn't need a power like that! 00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:39.993 This is just the sort of annoyance I need to bear. 00:20:41.203 --> 00:20:43.580 I should never depend on psychic powers. 00:20:43.580 --> 00:20:46.792 Looks like this is my seat. It's rather comfy. 00:20:47.542 --> 00:20:49.461 How wonderful you are, germanium ring. 00:20:49.461 --> 00:20:51.088 I'm never letting you go! 00:20:51.088 --> 00:20:52.547 What? Saiki? 00:20:53.131 --> 00:20:54.675 Wow, what a coincidence! 00:20:54.675 --> 00:20:57.052 For heaven's sake. I ran into Teruhashi of all people. 00:20:59.096 --> 00:21:00.347 She's acting a bit strange. 00:21:00.847 --> 00:21:03.058 I can't tell what she's thinking. 00:21:03.058 --> 00:21:05.602 She's no longer Teruhashi, but Nendou L! 00:21:05.602 --> 00:21:07.688 This is incredibly risky, but * it. 00:21:07.688 --> 00:21:09.481 I've been wanting to see this movie for so long. 00:21:09.481 --> 00:21:11.566 The live action Healthy Warrior! Specialiser! 00:21:11.566 --> 00:21:13.610 Any live action anime film is almost certainly terrible, 00:21:13.610 --> 00:21:15.612 but I figured I would never be able to see it anyway. 00:21:15.612 --> 00:21:17.614 - But thanks to this ring... - S-Saiki... 00:21:17.614 --> 00:21:19.199 Don't take this as an excuse or anything, 00:21:19.199 --> 00:21:21.118 but I really don't want you to get the wrong idea. 00:21:21.118 --> 00:21:22.661 I'm here with someone, and... 00:21:23.370 --> 00:21:25.205 Kokomi! I bought some popcorn! 00:21:25.747 --> 00:21:26.540 Who is that? 00:21:26.540 --> 00:21:28.542 A guy Teruhashi deemed worthy of her? He must be pretty— 00:21:28.542 --> 00:21:31.670 Hey, you! What's your relationship with my Kokomi?! 00:21:32.421 --> 00:21:34.131 Wait, don't take off your sunglasses! 00:21:34.131 --> 00:21:35.215 Whoa, seriously? 00:21:35.215 --> 00:21:35.716 Hey, look! 00:21:35.716 --> 00:21:37.592 - That's the movie star, Tohru Mugami! - Ack, shit! 00:21:37.592 --> 00:21:40.178 I can't believe you brought him here, Teruhashi. 00:21:40.178 --> 00:21:43.724 Had I been using telepathy, this never would have happened. 00:23:12.479 --> 00:23:17.317 Good grief. I had to help out those pains in the neck again. 00:23:17.317 --> 00:23:20.529 - Learning about the effects of germanium was a surprise though. - I'm never talking to you ever again! 00:23:20.529 --> 00:23:23.532 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:23.532 --> 00:23:26.618 So we got another good-for-nothing now?