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- Mm. You're being so good.

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- Lou...

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that dog has a huge wiener.

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It's like half the size of its body.

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- Whoa. You're right.

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How is it not tipping over?

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- Hey, beautiful.

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I, uh, I think my Frisbee picked you.

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- Oh, okay. Well, tell your Frisbee
to keep it in its pants.

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- Okay.
- What was that?

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That guy had rugby thighs. You love those.

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- Yeah, I know,

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but I'm actually swearing off dating
for a while.

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Just want to focus on myself
and my yoga business

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and stop wasting my energy
on 40-something life ruiners.

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- I'm 28.

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- Yeah, sure you are.

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- Lou, that's awesome.

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Business before bros.

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- That's right. Happiness before a ***

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Still nothing?

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- I guess we're going
to be starting fresh together.

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Ugh.
- Good Thelma.

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- It's the third time
my mom has called me today.

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I haven't told her I lost my visions yet.

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- Okay, calm down.

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Maybe you'll get your visions back

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before you have to talk to her.

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-  Hopefully.

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But I am seeing her tomorrow night
at Amy and Dave's wedding,

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so they better come back soon.

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- Alright, you know what?
This is mine, okay.

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This is mine now.

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- Louise, it was that little girl.

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Honey, I'm so sorry.
- So sorry.

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- She's furious, Jack.

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Maggie's not picking up my calls.

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- Come on. Everything's fine.

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- Everything is not fine.

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I have tried so hard to get Maggie
to open up to me, Jack.

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She finally does. And what do I do?

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I spill the beans about her and Ben.

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Have you seen this?
This is all from today.

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This is stress.

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- Yeah. You know, I read a news article

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about somebody who saved that

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and turned it into bangs.

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- She's clearly avoiding me
because she knows

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and she hates me.

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- Oh, honey, come on.

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You know these young kids,

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they're all hooking with one another,

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here, there, everywhere.

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You know what they call that?
They call that hotwifing.

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And there are hotels dedicated to that.

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- Okay, this is not that.

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- No, I know.

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But did you hear what
I just said about the hotels?

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- Jack, I have just
opened up Pandora's box.

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- I know you're going to think I'm lying,

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but that is actually
one of the names of the hotels.

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- I'm gonna call her again.

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I'm gonna call her again.

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It doesn't recognize my face.

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This is me when I'm upset.

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- You didn't see Jessie arrive, did you?

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- What do you mean?
You guys didn't come together?

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- No.

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She texted me last night saying
that she was staying at her mom's.

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She usually does that
when she's mad about something.

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- Ooh. Why is she mad? What did you do?

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- I don't know.

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I mean, I did eat carrots very loudly
next to her the other day,

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so I'm hoping that was it.

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- It's better than a banana.

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- Oh, you don't want
to see me eat a banana.

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I eat them with a fork and knife.
- Fork and knife

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- They are so nice.

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- These are real.

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- Don't touch them.

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- Are those real?
- Hi there.

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- Friends of the bride or groom?

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- Sorry, I'm not dating right now.

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- Well, I'm glad we got that
out of the way,

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because they told me they were seating me
next to their single friend,

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and now I know who that is.

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- Cucumber?

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- Oh, I think I've had my fill.

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- I haven't.

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- I'm Sam, by the way.
- Debra.

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- Maggie. Hi.

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How do you know Amy and Dave?

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- Oh, Dave and I used to work
at the same startup together.

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Yeah, he had super good ideas,
and I couldn't get fired

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because I ran all the fantasy leagues.

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- Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

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- Uh, you know what?
Old me would have fallen for that.

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- Hey. You made it.

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Everything okay?
- Yep.

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Any better and I couldn't stand it.

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- Huh.

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Okay, well, let's get this party started.

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Coconuts.

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- I just want to say just a big thank you

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- I just want to say just a big thank you

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to everyone for coming.

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We're so lucky

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to have such wonderful friends
and family here.

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- Yes. I mean, a few rather loud absences,

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but, uh, those contacts
have been deleted from my phone.

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And today is a day to celebrate.

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And we have some wonderful
new friends here at the table

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and our amazing psychic Angel
who'll be marrying us tomorrow.

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- Hi, I'm Angel. I do weddings now.

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- Alright, uh, let's get married.

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Cheers!

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- Does Jessie seem off to you?

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- Off like how?
Off like meat that's gone bad

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or off like families where
everyone has the same haircut?

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- I'm not sure.

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I feel like maybe
I should go check on her.

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- Oh, Maggie. Okay.
- Oh!

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- Let's get those toasts started.
- Maggie.

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- Oh no, I was just rushing
to the bathroom...

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which I have now told all of you.

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And not rushing, just like a normal gait.

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- How about I start?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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- Jessie, hey.

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Are you okay?

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- Excuse me.
- What's going on?

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Wait. I'm honestly worried about you.

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- Maggie, nothing about you is honest.

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- Amy, Dave, congratulations.
I love you both.

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Alright. Oh, Jessie's here.

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Jessie. Speech! Speech! Speech!

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- No, no.

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Oh, come on, Jessie.

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Don't be a cowardly lion.

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You got this.

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- Okay. Okay, yeah.

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Amy is right. I could be
a little cowardly sometimes,

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especially when it comes
to speaking up, you know.

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I tend to just bite my tongue
and soldier on.

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Which is actually why
I came tonight because--

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And truthfully, I did not want to come.

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But I came for Amy
because I am your maid of honor.

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And also, I knew
you would be counting absences.

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- That's right.
Mm-hmm.

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- Hey, Jessie. What is this?

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- Sorry.

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It's a bit of a bummer
to be left in the dark, huh?

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When a person has every opportunity

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to tell you the truth and doesn't.

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- Hey! Hear, hear. Ha ha!

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What a speech. What a gal.

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- Dave. No.
- What?

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- She knows about Ben and Maggie.

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- Wait, you guys knew?

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- Oh, we're sorry.

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- I'm sorry.

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- Jessie. Jessie. Jessie, wait.

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- You and I were not together then. Okay.

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- Well, who can keep track, right?

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- Hey. Hey.

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Okay. Who's next?

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Someone maybe from your side
of the family can say a few words.

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- Debra, tell us about
your time in Dallas.

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- Literally just talk would be great.

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- I feel terrible, Angel.

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I mean, that was truly
the worst outcome imaginable, right?

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I wonder how Jessie even found out.

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- Who knows?

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I'm just impressed she didn't
throw champagne in your face.

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Felt like a missed opportunity,
if you ask me.

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- I just wish I could go back
to the beginning

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before I met her and Ben

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and ruined their whole relationship.

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- Back when you still had your visions.

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Because that's what you should be
focusing on right now.

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Love is out of anyone's power.

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Ooh, I like that.

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- Are you writing your wedding speech
while you're talking to me?

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- It's called having a beautiful mind.

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I can also smell colors
and see the future.

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- I can't just move past this, Angel.

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I've jeopardized my friendship
with Ben and Jessie.

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Not to mention made things
very awkward at the duplex. And--

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- Don't forget, low-key
ruining Amy's rehearsal dinner.

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- Oh god. It's like everything bad
is happening all at once.

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This is it, right?

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This is the bad thing
that made me lose my visions.

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- That's one theory.

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- I mean, it makes perfect sense.

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I was told I lost my visions

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because a bad thing was going to happen.

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I was even with Jessie when I lost them.

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I have to go talk to her.

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She's still my friend, Angel.
I have to make this right.

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Thank you. Good talk.

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- That girl is right back
where she started.

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Ooh, I like that.

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Damn, I'm smart.

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Ooh, I like that, too.

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- It's open.

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- Is this a bad time?
- Well, it's not a great time, Ben.

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I'm about to get married in a low pony.

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- Look, Amy, I'm sorry.

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You were right all along.

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About me, about Jessie, about the wedding.

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I should have let you hire
that hair guy, Jazz Dirt.

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- Oh, it's Chaz Dean.

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- Cha--
- Chaz Dean.

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And it's okay.

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I'm sorry, too.

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I was part of the secret,

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and I feel terrible
that Jessie got so upset.

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But the truth is,
is today is my wedding day,

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and I got Botox in my armpits this week.

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And if I get stressed, I don't know
where the sweat will come out.

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So... I'm fine.

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- See?

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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.

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So how are things with you and Jessie?

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- Not too good.
- Mm.

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- We spent all night fighting,
and today she turned off her phone.

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- What? Oh my god.

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Oh, she must be furious.

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My phone has literally never been off.

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- I just, I don't know what to do.

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- Okay, well, what do you want?

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- Well, I mean, I can't imagine
my life without her.

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- Ben, that's not what I asked.

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- It's not that simple, Amy.

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It's Jessie we're talking about.

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I spent most of my life
thinking she was the one.

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Everybody did.
- Well, yeah.

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No, I remember our abuela Rosie

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giving you her wedding ring
when you were 15.

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- Yeah.
- Which was a real slap in the face

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because I had
a very serious boyfriend at the time,

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remember, Marcus?

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- Peter.

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- Point is, is that
you shouldn't have to be

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with someone because
you have a past with them.

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You have to see a future with them too.

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- You know, you're right.
I just always assumed

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that Jessie and I would end up together.

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But starting to feel like fate
should be easier.

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- Well, if you are destined
to be together,

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and if she comes back,

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I would love that.

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Just don't be offended
if I asked you to step out

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of some of the wedding photos.

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- Got it.

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I'm so happy for you, Amy.

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Dad would be happy too.

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- Yeah.

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Mm.
- I love you.

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Okay. Don't make me ruin my makeup.

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You already ruined my hair.
So get out of here.

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- Thelma, whose hot dog is that?

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- Hey, Louise.

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Small world.

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- Oh, hey, it's you.

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- I think your dog took my lunch.

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- Well, unless you have the bun,

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there's really no evidence
that that's yours.

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- You mind if I sit?
I'm not trying to date you.

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Though I think our dogs
might be courting one another.

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- You have a pug?

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Well, looks like they're doing
more than courting.

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- Yeah. Wow. Looks like
they're about to round third.

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Alright. You know what, guys? Break it up.

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There are puppies around here.

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Geez.

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So Dave tells me you teach yoga, huh?

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That's so awesome. I'm terrible at it.

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- Oh really?

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Well, you're welcome
to come to my class sometime.

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The rest of my students
can see how far they've come.

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- I will do that.

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But in exchange,
you have to help me out tonight

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if I get cornered by Dave's sing-along.

00:12:05.229 --> 00:12:08.232
- Oh. Sorry. Can't help you with that one.

00:12:08.232 --> 00:12:10.109
That would be going against girl code,

00:12:10.109 --> 00:12:12.945
and I am nothing if not a woman of my...

00:12:15.197 --> 00:12:16.657
word. So--

00:12:17.700 --> 00:12:19.493
Sorry, what shoe size
did you say you wear?

00:12:20.327 --> 00:12:21.787
- Shoes?
- Yeah. You know what?

00:12:21.787 --> 00:12:24.081
Don't, don't answer that
because I'm not dating.

00:12:24.707 --> 00:12:26.041
- Oh. Okay.

00:12:33.299 --> 00:12:34.592
- Ben's not here right now.

00:12:35.217 --> 00:12:37.595
- I'm not looking for Ben.
I'm looking for you.

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And for a place
to put these apology olives.

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Apparently, they don't sell olive branches
at grocery stores,

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and they give you weird looks if you ask.

00:12:47.897 --> 00:12:49.398
Jessie, I'm so sorry.

00:12:56.989 --> 00:12:57.990
Wait.

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Where are you going?

00:13:00.493 --> 00:13:02.244
- My cousin's letting me stay with her.

00:13:02.244 --> 00:13:04.538
She has pregnant chickens,
but it's still better than here.

00:13:05.539 --> 00:13:06.999
- Aren't chickens always pregnant?

00:13:07.166 --> 00:13:08.375
- Or are they ever pregnant?

00:13:08.375 --> 00:13:09.835
I was the one that told Ben
not to tell you about it,

00:13:09.835 --> 00:13:12.922
and I was trying to protect
your feelings and I was wrong.

00:13:12.922 --> 00:13:14.048
I'm sorry.

00:13:14.757 --> 00:13:16.509
- Look, I'm not just leaving
because of that.

00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:21.555
I'm sick of being with someone
who can't decide what he wants.

00:13:22.181 --> 00:13:23.933
I mean, it takes the guy two hours

00:13:23.933 --> 00:13:26.852
to decide what he wants for dinner
and apparently 14 years

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to decide if he wants to be with me.

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He'll miss this? Right?

00:13:33.025 --> 00:13:35.528
- He'll miss you.
- He always does.

00:13:36.028 --> 00:13:39.740
But I need someone
who appreciates me when I'm here.

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I want someone who's devoted
to building a future.

00:13:43.035 --> 00:13:45.579
And look, if that were the case,
he would have told me the truth.

00:13:48.874 --> 00:13:50.167
- Jessie, wait.

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He'll miss this too.

00:14:03.806 --> 00:14:04.974
- Were you in love with him?

00:14:06.684 --> 00:14:07.685
No.

00:14:09.228 --> 00:14:10.271
- Well, lucky you.

00:14:14.358 --> 00:14:15.609
- Sorry.

00:14:15.609 --> 00:14:16.902
That's my mom.

00:14:17.611 --> 00:14:18.654
- Careful what you tell her.

00:14:28.455 --> 00:14:29.582
- Mom.

00:14:35.212 --> 00:14:36.797
- I just don't understand it.

00:14:37.673 --> 00:14:39.216
How come he gets crayons?

00:14:40.217 --> 00:14:42.011
- Because he's a kid, Jack.

00:14:42.011 --> 00:14:43.637
- That's a stupid rule.

00:14:45.306 --> 00:14:46.432
- Why are we meeting here?

00:14:47.141 --> 00:14:49.602
- Well, honey, your mom
thought it would be safer

00:14:49.602 --> 00:14:53.147
to meet in a public place
where things couldn't get so heated.

00:14:53.147 --> 00:14:54.773
And who could be mad

00:14:54.773 --> 00:14:57.818
with limitless baskets of breadsticks?

00:14:57.818 --> 00:14:59.278
- Me. I can.

00:14:59.278 --> 00:15:01.071
- Okay.
Well, Daddy tried.

00:15:01.071 --> 00:15:02.865
- Mom, why did you tell

00:15:03.949 --> 00:15:05.701
Jessie about me and Ben?

00:15:05.701 --> 00:15:07.328
I told you that in confidence.

00:15:07.328 --> 00:15:10.539
- Please don't be upset, Maggie.
I feel terrible.

00:15:10.539 --> 00:15:12.333
I just assumed Jessie knew.

00:15:12.333 --> 00:15:13.542
- Why would you assume that?

00:15:13.542 --> 00:15:16.003
- Because when something
is going on in your life,

00:15:16.003 --> 00:15:18.130
I'm always the last person
to know about it.

00:15:18.130 --> 00:15:19.548
- Oh! I wonder why.

00:15:19.548 --> 00:15:21.258
- Have we decided yet

00:15:21.258 --> 00:15:23.302
or should I go away for the fourth time?

00:15:23.677 --> 00:15:25.095
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

00:15:25.554 --> 00:15:27.514
Yes. I would like some crayons.

00:15:28.474 --> 00:15:29.475
Thank you.

00:15:31.185 --> 00:15:32.561
Please forgive me, Maggie.

00:15:32.561 --> 00:15:35.272
Haven't you ever made a mistake
and wished you could take it back?

00:15:38.901 --> 00:15:40.402
- Yes, I can forgive you,

00:15:40.402 --> 00:15:42.863
but how am I supposed
to trust you ever again?

00:15:43.864 --> 00:15:44.865
- Well,

00:15:44.865 --> 00:15:48.243
maybe you could see that
I won't make the same mistake again.

00:15:48.702 --> 00:15:49.954
- I'm sorry. I can't.

00:15:49.954 --> 00:15:51.956
- Oh, Maggie, come on.

00:15:51.956 --> 00:15:53.624
Your mother's losing her hair.

00:15:53.624 --> 00:15:56.043
You can't have two bald parents.

00:15:56.043 --> 00:15:58.379
They make documentaries
about things like that.

00:15:58.379 --> 00:16:00.756
- No, that's not what I meant.

00:16:01.715 --> 00:16:03.717
I didn't want to tell you guys, but

00:16:05.302 --> 00:16:06.387
I lost my visions.

00:16:06.387 --> 00:16:07.471
- You what?
- Oh.

00:16:07.471 --> 00:16:08.764
- See, this is what I mean.
Okay, honey.

00:16:08.764 --> 00:16:10.391
- Oh, my sweet girl.

00:16:10.933 --> 00:16:13.978
Oh, but it's your whole life.
It's your livelihood.

00:16:13.978 --> 00:16:15.312
It's everything.
I know.

00:16:15.312 --> 00:16:16.730
- What happened?

00:16:17.648 --> 00:16:21.986
- Supposedly, my mind
was just trying to protect me

00:16:21.986 --> 00:16:23.612
from some bad event happening.

00:16:23.612 --> 00:16:26.824
Obviously, the thing with Jessie
was the bad event.

00:16:28.742 --> 00:16:32.037
- But if that was the bad thing,
then why didn't you get them back yet?

00:16:34.456 --> 00:16:35.541
- I don't know.

00:16:36.333 --> 00:16:37.751
- Oh, Maggie.

00:16:37.751 --> 00:16:40.879
I'm so sorry you've been going
through this all on your own.

00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:42.506
- Yeah. Me too.

00:16:43.007 --> 00:16:44.383
I really want them back.

00:16:50.097 --> 00:16:52.558
Ugh. Why am I losing everything?

00:16:55.060 --> 00:16:56.061
Louise.

00:16:58.105 --> 00:17:00.858
- Looking for this?
- Oh, yes.

00:17:00.858 --> 00:17:02.735
- You were so eager to run away earlier

00:17:02.735 --> 00:17:04.695
that this earring
somehow jettisoned off your body

00:17:04.695 --> 00:17:06.989
and onto my carpet.
- Thank you, Angel.

00:17:06.989 --> 00:17:08.323
You are a saint.

00:17:08.323 --> 00:17:10.325
- Not officially. Too much paperwork.

00:17:10.325 --> 00:17:14.204
- Did my psychic visions happen
to appear in your carpet, too?

00:17:14.204 --> 00:17:17.791
- Oh, good. You are finally asking
the right questions.

00:17:17.791 --> 00:17:20.419
- Well, I just don't understand
why they haven't come back yet.

00:17:20.419 --> 00:17:23.172
I mean... the bad thing is over.

00:17:23.172 --> 00:17:25.382
Yeah? So what am I missing?

00:17:25.382 --> 00:17:27.301
- Well, maybe it's got nothing
to do with that.

00:17:27.301 --> 00:17:30.137
Maybe your visions went away
because you weren't owning them.

00:17:31.096 --> 00:17:33.348
- I literally put a sign over my door

00:17:33.348 --> 00:17:35.893
that says "Psychic" in neon lights.

00:17:35.893 --> 00:17:37.269
- Look,

00:17:37.269 --> 00:17:39.188
all I know is you were given a gift

00:17:39.188 --> 00:17:41.523
for a reason, to help people.

00:17:41.523 --> 00:17:44.068
Now, if you're sitting
on that gift in any way

00:17:44.068 --> 00:17:45.611
and not sharing it,

00:17:45.611 --> 00:17:47.654
that might cause it to pack up and leave.

00:17:47.654 --> 00:17:49.490
- What exactly am I sitting on?

00:17:50.407 --> 00:17:54.203
- Have you ever heard that
when God closes a door,

00:17:54.203 --> 00:17:56.038
they open a window?
- Uh-huh.

00:17:56.038 --> 00:17:58.999
- Well, sometimes we have
to close our own doors.

00:17:59.500 --> 00:18:00.793
- What about the windows?

00:18:00.793 --> 00:18:02.669
- Oh my god. Sweetie, it's a metaphor.

00:18:03.921 --> 00:18:05.422
Or maybe it's a parable.

00:18:06.215 --> 00:18:08.592
I guess that depends
on what you do with it.

00:18:08.592 --> 00:18:10.427
- Huh?
- I'll see you tonight.

00:18:29.321 --> 00:18:30.823
- Thought you decided on chocolate.

00:18:31.406 --> 00:18:32.407
- Yeah.

00:18:32.950 --> 00:18:35.869
Then I spilled it and made
a huge mess of everything.

00:18:36.537 --> 00:18:38.122
- I'm really sorry, Ben.

00:18:38.122 --> 00:18:40.582
I never, ever meant to

00:18:41.583 --> 00:18:42.960
ruin your relationship.

00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:44.419
- Maggie, you didn't.

00:18:45.921 --> 00:18:46.922
The truth is

00:18:47.840 --> 00:18:51.051
Jessie and I would never
even have gotten back together

00:18:51.051 --> 00:18:52.553
if you didn't give me
that psychic reading.

00:18:53.428 --> 00:18:54.847
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

00:18:55.556 --> 00:18:56.849
You said I would find love,

00:18:57.933 --> 00:19:00.602
and I actually thought I might be with you

00:19:01.478 --> 00:19:04.773
and it ended,
and... it was Jessie.

00:19:05.607 --> 00:19:06.608
You know.

00:19:09.403 --> 00:19:11.780
- There's something I have to tell you

00:19:11.780 --> 00:19:13.699
about the reading I gave you.

00:19:14.199 --> 00:19:15.200
- Yeah?

00:19:15.576 --> 00:19:16.577
What did you see?

00:19:19.246 --> 00:19:22.166
- I thought I saw us falling in love.

00:19:23.709 --> 00:19:25.127
- You did?
- Yeah.

00:19:26.295 --> 00:19:30.007
- And I also thought I saw
I was having a kid

00:19:30.007 --> 00:19:33.135
and a whole life and road trips.

00:19:33.969 --> 00:19:34.970
- Oh.

00:19:35.345 --> 00:19:36.346
- Yeah.

00:19:38.223 --> 00:19:39.391
- Did you want that?

00:19:45.147 --> 00:19:46.148
- I was wrong.

00:19:48.066 --> 00:19:51.320
I had a vision of you marrying Jessie.

00:19:52.529 --> 00:19:54.031
She's who you end up with.

00:19:54.907 --> 00:19:56.909
- You actually saw us--
- At the altar.

00:19:59.036 --> 00:20:00.078
It's going to happen.

00:20:02.331 --> 00:20:05.125
And you guys looked really happy.

00:20:07.502 --> 00:20:08.587
- Wow.

00:20:08.587 --> 00:20:09.838
- Mm-hmm.

00:20:10.797 --> 00:20:12.925
- I guess it's just hard
to believe right now because

00:20:16.762 --> 00:20:18.096
I have no idea where to find her.

00:20:20.807 --> 00:20:23.060
- She's at her cousin's.
- Really?

00:20:23.852 --> 00:20:25.270
- She's the one, Ben.

00:20:26.647 --> 00:20:29.608
She's your future,
and all she wants is to know that.

00:20:30.192 --> 00:20:31.777
You got to go and tell her that.

00:20:33.362 --> 00:20:35.197
And you got to start believing it, too.

00:20:37.616 --> 00:20:38.951
- Okay.

00:20:42.037 --> 00:20:43.205
Maggie.
- Yeah.

00:20:44.957 --> 00:20:46.333
- Thanks.

00:21:45.976 --> 00:21:48.770
- I'd like to welcome everyone
to our ceremony.

00:21:50.564 --> 00:21:54.776
We are gathered here to honor
something ageless and pure.

00:21:55.485 --> 00:21:56.903
But enough about me.

00:22:00.991 --> 00:22:03.577
Although you have to admit,
I do look good.

00:22:04.828 --> 00:22:05.829
- Ow.

00:22:05.829 --> 00:22:07.789
Okay, I'm going to be serious now

00:22:07.789 --> 00:22:09.416
because we are actually here

00:22:09.416 --> 00:22:12.377
to celebrate something
wonderfully profound.

00:22:14.087 --> 00:22:15.088
Love.

00:22:18.967 --> 00:22:20.802
When Amy and Dave first met,

00:22:21.303 --> 00:22:23.764
they stood at an altar in the desert,

00:22:23.764 --> 00:22:25.474
declaring their love to one another.

00:22:26.933 --> 00:22:30.437
And now, here they are again

00:22:31.313 --> 00:22:32.481
right where they started.

00:22:36.526 --> 00:22:39.571
That's why this particular
exchanging of rings

00:22:39.571 --> 00:22:41.948
is so poetic,

00:22:41.948 --> 00:22:44.117
because a ring is also something

00:22:44.117 --> 00:22:46.953
that ends right where it begins.

00:22:50.248 --> 00:22:51.875
As a psychic, I can tell you

00:22:51.875 --> 00:22:54.378
that love is out of our power.

00:22:54.378 --> 00:22:55.504
It just shows up
when you least expect it to.

00:22:55.504 --> 00:22:57.464
It just shows up
when you least expect it to.

00:22:57.923 --> 00:23:00.342
- Hey, I heard the valet
just crashed your car.

00:23:00.342 --> 00:23:02.052
- What?
- They did?

00:23:02.052 --> 00:23:03.929
- Mm.
- Oh, that's terrible.

00:23:03.929 --> 00:23:06.056
I should probably leave here and go see.

00:23:06.056 --> 00:23:07.057
- Yeah.

00:23:08.225 --> 00:23:09.851
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're so welcome.

00:23:14.272 --> 00:23:15.273
- Mm.

00:23:15.273 --> 00:23:17.025
Girl, you make divorce look so good.

00:23:20.654 --> 00:23:21.655
- Hey.

00:23:22.114 --> 00:23:24.699
- Hey. Congratulations.

00:23:25.117 --> 00:23:26.118
- Thank you.

00:23:26.118 --> 00:23:28.412
It's choosing someone
over and over again.

00:23:28.412 --> 00:23:28.829
It's choosing someone
over and over again.

00:23:28.829 --> 00:23:30.664
- Looks like I'm not going
to be needing this anymore.

00:23:31.998 --> 00:23:34.709
Always returning to that first moment

00:23:34.709 --> 00:23:36.086
when you fell in love.

00:23:42.008 --> 00:23:45.804
Because in love,
we always find ourselves

00:23:45.804 --> 00:23:47.180
right where we started.

00:24:00.152 --> 00:24:03.822
And yet, everything has changed.